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Previously on "Below Deck Down Under"...

[laughing]

Is this your phone?

Luke. 100% [bleep]boy.

I think I like him. But I’m not sure.

[bleep]

We have still space here.

But I’m just leaving it room temperature.

-Can I have a little ice? -Yeah, sure.

I told you.

Did you hear about the chilled red wine?

What about it?

Guests wanted it.

There’s no way I would have ever called out

one of my chief stews.

What?

If he doesn’t want all this, then it’s his fault.

Hello!

René and Sandra, we’ve got dietary restrictions.

Dislikes: wheat, dairy, red meat.

We’re here to [bleep] sh-- up!

For your first course, you’ve got the lamb lollipops.

No.

[bleep] me.

I misread that.

She needs to work on having a plan B.

It just feels...

Unprofessional.

----ing [bleep].

Aww.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

I ----ed up.

Two of them don’t eat red meat

and I’m about to serve them ----ing steak.

I just want this day to be ----ing over.

Everything going wrong.

I bet they’re going to be like, I don’t like bleu cheese.

Did you have a chat with them or what?

I haven’t. It’s literally not been a moment.

They’ve been so active.

I haven’t had to to discuss anything.

It’s made me quite nervous.

I prefer no red meat.

We’ve got some salad and lobster.

-Like that? -Here we go.

Um...

Two of them don’t want the tomahawk.

The two women who didn’t eat the lamb?

Oh, you don’t?

Oh!

They don’t want the tomahawk, but everything else is fine.

Okay.

The lobster and the salads going to be heaps of food.

Yeah. The one that doesn’t have dairy

I’ve got the red snapper.

Cool.

I’ve cleared like two plates,

but they’re still kind of eating and talking.

What the [bleep]?

Goddamn, it’s your birthday, but shut the [bleep] up already.

Haters gonna hate.

Guys, these are almost ready.

Amazing.

So these are for the two women that don’t eat meat.

That’s the two without the thingy,

and that’s the one without the butter.

This is for everyone else.

Agh!

-Without meat, right? -Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Surf and turf?

-And meat here, right? -Yes. Perfect. Thank you.

And then we’ve got some salads for you guys, too.

This is a little bit more rare than I like.

-Should I take that meat? -Yes, definitely.

Cheffy, for the primary guest,

can you cook a little bit more?

For the primary?

This is a mess up.

These mistakes are just general preference sheet

reading and understanding and preparation.

The chef should have this pretty well down pat.

I’m sure I put it in my preference sheet

that I want medium.

Lovely. Braised steak.

Food on a yacht is the most important.

Our tips all come from that.

So, moving forward, I hope she’s a lot more thorough than this,

because we can’t have a dinner like this again.

-Guys? -Yes?

Would you please take the new one to him?

-I changed the plate. -Thank you.

All right, now what?

Oh, you know what?

That’s a little too well done.

No, this is really good, actually.

-Are you okay? -Yeah, I’m okay.

I ----ed up, you know.

I only have myself to blame.

Okay, this lobster is really good.

I murdered my lobster. That sh--’s pretty good.

Unless we’re just really hungry.

Just going to grab my cake.

So you’re done with this one?

Yeah.

Happy birthday to Elmer.

Come on, guys.

* Happy birthday dear Elmer *

* Happy birthday to you *

Yay!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, yeah!

Oh, my God!

I’m trying so hard not to cry.

That looks so good, I love it!

[sighs]

No, it’s cool.

-Happy birthday! -Thank you.

[bleep] me.

Who wants another piece?

Here, I’ll wash them up for you.

-Oh, thank you. -I got it.

-Some good cake. -It’s a good cake.

Awesome.

Yo, we smashing cake, or what?

It’s so good.

There’s a ----ing hair on it, look.

Is it?

Yeah. At the top there.

I almost went in. What the hell?

I’m going to sleep.

Mr. "I Go Long, I Go Hard," 10 minutes later.

What happened to long and hard?

I’m like ----ed up. [bleep] you.

Good night.

I’ll do the trash. Leave the bins.

I’ll do them.

-Good night. -Good night.

See you in the morning. Thank you.

[snoring]

[groans]

[alarm blaring]

[yawns]

-Good morning. -Good morning.

-Want some coffee? -Yeah, I’ll take some coffee.

Good morning.

Just want to see how strong the front is.

[sighs]

Tonight, the wind and the swell is gonna double.

There’s not much protection out here.

I don’t wanna ruin the charter. I wanna see it out to the end,

but I’m a little bit concerned.

----ing hell.

Hey! Oh, good morning.

-What’s new? -Did you have a coffee?

-Yeah. -Without me?

By myself.

-Yeah. -So I chugged it.

Chugged it?

Yep. Really exciting story, huh?

-Anyway, get to work. -Stop distracting me.

Sorry.

For breakfast gonna be doing, like, a Mexican bagel.

So, I’ve got guacamole, jalapeño, scrambled egg,

and then, like, a spicy chorizo.

I know the principal’s going to ask me for the veggie omelette,

so I’ve already made the veggie omelette mix.

Amazing.

And then I’m doing French toast with caramel banana,

because their preference sheets,

everyone wanted something completely different.

I’m the ----ing captain.

Cheffy!

-Hey, Cap. -Oh, that looks good.

Tzarina messed up last night,

so I’m coming in and out of the pantry

to try and assess how Tzarina’s going today,

because I really want to see a massive improvement.

Yum. Love it.

Deck team Luke, meet me in the toy store.

Do you guys want me to start bringing up some platters?

-You’re hungry? -That’s be great.

Yeah, awesome. I’ll go do that now.

Haven’t had a break.

Like, I just want it to be sunny.

I want the ----ing turtles to come out.

-I want to go see reef sharks. -I know.

I hate when it’s windy.

All right, so, obviously, the weather’s not on our side.

I think we focus on, like, drinking games.

We also have these tables we can set up.

So we don’t have to use that main deck aft table.

That’s a really good idea, actually.

And we’ve got those red cups now.

All right, let’s go, boys.

All right, we’ve got some caramelized banana French toast.

That looks fire.

Oh, there we go.

So, this one’s got no onions.

These two are vegetarian, and this one is gluten-free.

Oh, my gosh, this French toast is so good.

-That croissant was bomb. -Mmm.

I could live off of guacamole.

Chef, the guests are loving it.

Yay!

That wind’s gonna push us around soon.

Luke, Luke and Aesha,

can you come to the bridge

when you’ve got five minutes, please?

Yes, copy, on my way.

How’s it like being so tall?

The weather up here’s always better.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

Okay, we’re going in because of the weather.

What?

We can’t really stay out here on anchorage.

We’re out of here no later than 5:30.

Okay.

Which will put us on the dock at 7:00.

It’ll be dark, it’ll be windy, it’ll be raining.

I hate going back to the dock.

It’s the last thing I want to do.

But we can’t be out here if it’s dangerous.

Inconvenience, we can deal with it.

Dangerous, we have to have other options.

-Yeah, thank you. -Yeah, cool.

Hit them hard.

Hit them hard with the bad news.

Coming up...

Every time Margot gets pissed, she dances with Luke.

Yeah! Let’s go!

I just saw the way that Luke was looking at you,

Very rough out there.

It’s going to get worse.

We got some games. You want to play?

Yeah!

You guys have a preference of what you want to drink

during flip-cup? You want to do beer?

-Seltzers. -Seltzers? All right.

You know, we don’t have that many limes.

Bloody hell! It’s just ----ing lime juice.

I’ve already told her to use the bottled lime juice

because it’s way more efficient.

I’m just using the juice in the bottle.

It saves so much time.

Why is Laura so obsessed with limes?

Does her family own a lime orchard?

Does she have stock in a lime company?

It’s honestly... It’s okay.

-Okay, okay. -No one’s said anything.

It’s literally lime juice. So that’s all it is.

-Okay. -That’s annoying.

All right. Let’s fill these up.

We’re going to flip cups,

starting from these two up this end.

At the end of the day,

we’re getting drunk and we’re having fun.

Bad weather can really affect a tip.

We need to be able to go, hey, look in this direction.

This is what we’re doing over here.

[shouting]

Let’s go Elmer, let’s go, bring it on.

Damn, girl!

[shouting]

Captain, now is probably a good time to break the news.

Hey, boys,

we might possibly have to go back into port

because of the weather.

Probably aim to get out here about 5:30.

-Okay. -Be in by 6:30, 7:00.

-Okay. -That’s fine.

Thanks, mate.

Thank you. Did you put those Fiji waters in the fridge?

We did. I brought them down.

-Thank you, guys. -We tag-teamed.

It’s all good. We’re the dream team, aren’t we?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, this is the galley, no?

-Oh, sorry. -Hey, beautiful.

So for tonight, we’re doing that memorial

-for my mother-in-law. -Yeah.

On night two, guests request a memorial dinner

for primary René’s late mother.

René’s wishes were to do arroz con pollo.

This is her favorite dish.

-Which dish? -Arroz con pollo?

-The rice dish. -Chicken and rice, yes.

Okay.

Every year on her birthday, we try to keep the tradition alive,

make her food, and I don’t think I’m ever close to it,

but I try for the kids.

-I’ll give it a go. -Yeah.

-Lastly, a birthday cake. -I can do a white birthday cake.

All right, perfect.

-And this is her. -She’s beautiful.

Thank you. Yes, she’s the queen.

Awesome.

Well, she’s just thrown a lot on me.

Dinner’s at 8:00.

What do you think about that?

Yeah, you’re perfect.

Chicken thighs, one medium onion,

a bell pepper...

I haven’t made Cuban food before,

so my process is going to be Google.

Salt and pepper.

I think that’s the best way to do it.

But yeah, I’m going to have to make sure

I get this menu completely right,

because after last night, I need it to be spot on.

Hi, so, I was wondering if you could get me

10 extra chicken thighs for this evening.

That would really help me a lot.

It’s pelting down raining.

We need to leave.

This is not okay.

Let me know when you’re ready to start hauling.

Well, I don’t know what the [bleep] to do now.

Captain, Captain, Galley.

Can you let me know what time we’ll be there?

I’ll be docked by quarter to 7:00.

Copy that.

You want another one?

Perfect!

Captain, Captain, anchor is ready for hoisting.

Start lifting the anchor, please.

Yeah, Captain, copy.

Copy that. Thank you.

Three-meter swells going by.

Adam, Adam, Luke.

You’re more than welcome to head down.

Okay, thank you.

Wow, this is actually crazy.

[thunder]

[bleep] me.

Thought I took tablets, but I forgot.

Harry, let’s just get all this sh-- off deck.

Oh, [bleep] yeah.

One deck crew, one deck crew, please pop up to the bridge.

Hey, Adam. Do you want to jump up on bridge?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I’m on it.

I’m going to get sick right now.

Who wants a shot?

-Let’s go. -Here we go.

Can you keep watch? I’ve got to hit the day head.

-I’ll be back in a minute. -Okay.

Keep an eye on the rudder. It’s a big rudder.

[laughing]

Oh my God!

Oh, Jesus.

-Cool? -Yeah.

Still at zero-four-zero.

-You all good up here, captain? -Yeah, mate. Thank you.

My deck hand is turning a different shade of green.

He’s trying to hide it, but I can see it.

[belches]

All crew, all crew, please change into your blacks.

Yeah.

-Okay, be right back. -Appreciate it.

Oh, no.

Just waiting for chicken.

I think you want to decorate. Just try to plan the evening.

Yeah.

Tonight, we’re going to represent Cuba.

Oh, I love it.

And what I love the most about it,

that Aesha doesn’t like to decorate...

I will help you not to fail in front of those Cuban guests.

Oh, look at that.

You know, Adam’s man down.

What are the courses?

The chicken and rice dish, if I can get it on board,

as soon as we arrive and get it on.

Right.

Deck crew, deck crew,

we’ll be getting in position very soon.

Hey, Adam, Adam, Luke.

I think that’s the single there.

-Yeah, yeah. -I’ll take the single down now.

You take the single.

Is Adam up? Is Adam up?

Yeah.

-Adam, Adam Luke. -Yeah, go ahead.

You mind jumping on the bow with Culver

and I’ll do the stern with Harry?

Yeah, copy.

Docking at night in bad weather,

there’s just so many things that can go wrong.

I’ve got a deckie who gets seasick.

This is red flags all over.

Our deck team hasn’t had these challenges before,

and if this doesn’t go according to plan,

this could be my ass on the line.

Can we steal Margot? Is that okay.

-Do you have a jacket, Margot? -Yeah.

Okay, parallel 15 meters.

Deck crew, we’ll be getting in position very soon.

We’re looking parallel,

and we have five meters to run to the dock.

The spring line is going ashore.

Yeah, ready? Can I send it?

Just go with bow line.

-Gotcha, bro. -Yeah, there you go. Sweet.

Yeah, give her some slack. All right, she’s on.

And then just, all right, now just keep an eye on that.

Okay.

Keep coming.

Line that fender up with that pile.

-Yep. -Yes, Margot.

Yeah, we’re on the fenders.

-Happy? -Yep.

Well done. We did it.

We got all lines ashore. We came in nicely.

We sat up against the dock.

So happy with the boys.

I couldn’t be any more happy with them.

We’re lined up, and we’re on fenders,

lines are ashore.

Good work, team.

Wow, that was rough.

All crew, all crew, provisions are here.

Cheers.

It’s his mum’s birthday,

so I wonder if he’s feeling a bit sad.

-Who’s that? -René.

Oh, René.

Cheffo.

Is that the... amazing.

How’s it going, cheffy?

Good. I just got the chicken.

So I’m gonna get it going.

Perfect.

I like those napkins.

A lotus flower.

Go, go, go, go, go.

A bit ripe.

For tonight’s Cuban dinner,

I’m doing arroz con pollo.

Everything’s so last minute,

but I might just get away with it.

There we go.

Step one, Google.

Step two, pray that it tastes exactly like his mother’s.

Step three, go cry in the walk-in fridge.

Yeah.

That’ll wake you up.

You’re taking shots?

You ready?

Wait, what time is dinner?

Dinner’s whenever we want it to be.

Everything looks so cute.

-Yay! -You guys did such a good job.

Oh, thank you. I’m glad you guys like it.

I tried to take a shower, but that sh-- was crazy.

We were in there fighting for our life.

Oh, it was rocking?

They’re sitting at the table.

So I would probably start dinner quite soon.

Okay.

[bleep]

That would be fantastic if it’s cooked.

Wow, you both look stunning. Look at this.

Thank you.

-Hello, cheffy. -Hey, captain.

Oh, that looks nice.

This is very sticky.

Not over yet. Let’s keep going.

Aesha, girly. Dinner’s ready.

Thank you.

Are there any strong deck crew available?

Coming down.

You need to shut the [bleep] up.

[laughing]

Oh, God.

-Oh, here we go. -Let’s go!

So this is the arroz de pollo.

How do they say enjoy your meal in Cuba?

Enjoy your meal.

[laughing]

Let me taste it.

This is perfect.

Perfeccion?

Cuban approved.

Copy that.

This is real Cuban food, guys.

Last night, absolute sh--show.

I’m hearing great things.

But tonight, everything has actually worked out.

And I am next level relieved.

This charter, I’m all about who is Adam.

Luke is out of the picture.

I don’t waste my time.

I’m trying to see what’s this thing with Adam about.

Trying to give my love and care

and see if there’s any response.

Hey.

What is that?

Oh, fabric spray.

Smells really good.

-Really? -Yeah.

I’m so going to spray your bed now when you’re not looking.

-No, you’re not. -Yes, I am.

I’m asking to just explode tonight. I’m done.

All right, all right. I need pen and paper.

You want to try it?

I’ll try it like a tiny bite.

So good.

You need to trust the things I put in your mouth.

That’s true.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

So we’re going to do the memorial thing

in like 15 minutes.

What the hell was that?

Hey.

That’s my room.

-What’s up? -Yeah, huh?

You must be seeing things because I went into my room.

Sure.

I don’t know. I’ve come to do this towel. Sorry.

Okay. Weirdo.

Now I’m going to go look.

I don’t think so... Oh!

[laughing]

"Good night, Miss M.

"Sleep well. Thanks for making my bed so nice.

XOXO Harry."

I didn’t make his bed smell nice yet. Now I have to.

Ah!

I love Harry because he’s so sweet and he’s charming.

It’s not exactly glamorous scrubbing toilets.

But if I’m like on my way to scrub a toilet

and I bump into a cute guy

and we have a little flirtatious moment,

that keeps it fun and exciting.

-Did you spray my bed? -No.

That wasn’t me.

All right, we’re going to move into the memorial now.

He’s going to say a few words

and then can we bring the cake up?

Do you want someone to carry it up for you?

Oh, yeah. If only there was a big strong, beautiful man.

Oh, look. There we go.

She’s beautiful.

When did she pass away?

A few years ago.

Yeah.

It was, like, sudden.

-She was young. -Oh, really?

-Yeah. -That was crazy.

First of all, I just want to thank you guys

for making this possible.

This means a lot to me.

When I was very young,

my mom and I were basically homeless.

She was always my biggest cheerleader.

Always believed in me.

This is for you, mom.

Love you.

To Maria.

Cheers.

Ooh, nice. Yes.

Yay!

To Maria.

-Appreciate it. -Enjoy, guys.

-Thank you guys. -Nailed it.

Did anyone want a slice of cake or...

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-I’ll try it. -There you go.

Thank you.

Thank you for letting us listen to that.

-It was really nice. -For sure.

This is good.

-Did the chef make it? -Yeah.

Yeah.

Please.

A memorial, it’s not a funny dress-up party.

You just have to do it well.

At the end of the day, we all came together as a team.

It’s so beautiful and so special.

And I thought that was really sweet.

Love you guys.

Coming up...

Be a friend, man.

Oh, my ----ing God, bro.

I love you, man.

I got you.

Oh, sh--.

Oh, my God. I know that perfume.

-Yo, that’s pretty good. -Oh, my God.

Laura, Laura.

We’re out, I guess. It’s a wrap.

Cheffy?

Oh, looks good.

-Good work. -I think it went well.

You’re putting out good food.

Just keep that food improving, okay?

Okay, good.

Last night was a disaster.

But she put her head down. She made up for the mistake.

And I think that’s what allowed her tonight to be able to shine.

Awesome. Perfect.

It was really good.

-Yeah? -Thank you, Captain.

Oh, [bleep].

-Darling, I’m finished. -Have a good sleep.

Mwah. Back to work.

If I need to choose one person to be on a night shift,

it would be with Adam.

Take it off or just turn it off?

Just turn it off there.

I had Adam for two charters

and we had our little time together when we could.

And now I don’t have that.

-I’m going to go now. -Okay.

[alarm sounding]

Really looking forward to this.

Is anyone up?

No.

Hey, guys.

You’re perfect.

-What’s up, cheffy? -Hi, honey.

-How’s it going? -I’m good.

I’ve got through a lot of bad eggs,

so you can have one of the bad ones.

-For real? Sweet. -Yeah.

How are we feeling?

Yeah?

Let me get these out of here.

Hey, Aesha. We got the primary up.

Copy. Thank you.

Oh, damn.

I mean, everything cheffy makes is ridiculous.

-I’d throw a ring on it quick. -Would you?

Oh, for sure.

Oh, my God.

I told my mom I’d be coming back with a husband.

I thought it was going to be the captain.

Good morning, how are you? You look amazing.

Oh, my God.

Sucks that we have to leave.

I’m not going to have Aesha anymore.

Here we go.

Good morning. How are you?

What’s wrong?

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

What? It wasn’t that late?

Got a long season ahead.

Um, no.

Margot’s not strong enough on service.

Come on, you can do it.

I’ve done whole seasons at night times.

Got to be a yachty.

I’ve done years and years of it.

Do you want both of these pancakes, bro?

I’m just going to have a bite of one.

Do you want me to feed it to you?

Take that, bitch.

Do you want to do cabins this morning?

-Is that okay? -Yeah.

Yeah?

[bleep], they are good, though.

I think Culver and I are getting along really nicely.

To me, it’s just personality and laughter.

I actually had a boyfriend.

He was so boring that I forgot that I had him.

I would, like, wake up next to guys

and then get a message and be like, oh, who’s that?

And I’d be like, [bleep] it’s my boyfriend

because I just kept forgetting.

Culver is definitely a totally different vibe.

Let’s see.

Oh, my.

What? What do you mean?

I said that night shifts are very hard.

Can I change just for one charter just for me to recover.

Yeah.

And she said, no.

I have experience of being a chief stew

but I’m not a yachty, apparently,

in Aesha’s mind.

We’re not going to work normally together after that.

Time to become a really yachty, you know?

All right, guys.

-Cheers to a good weekend. -Cheers.

-Cheers. -Yeah, cheers.

Anything else that can help you to make your life easier?

No, nothing at the moment.

Do you want to have a chat about before?

Sure.

So because you wanted to change because you’re tired?

-I didn’t say that. -You definitely said that.

-I said-- -You did.

You said I’m feeling very tired.

-No. I didn’t say that. -Definitely.

Last night really killed me. It was so hard.

I didn’t say I want to change because I’m tired.

You did say you were tired.

I just think, do you think there’s opportunity

for one time to change just for me?

So I don’t want to change because at the moment,

especially because I just don’t feel confident

that Margot can do service by herself.

I was never meaning Margot, honey.

-Well, who else would do it? -You.

I’m the Chief Stew, so I need to be here

for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

It can’t work that way.

I’m actually blown away.

I’ve never seen a request like this,

and I don’t know what ----ing planet she is on.

I need to be here during the day.

Okay.

That’s what second stews are for.

Yeah, exactly.

-Okay. -So thank you.

What’s next?

She’s going to ask Jason if she can drive the boat

for a little bit and he can get down and put a skort on?

Just don’t say that I’m not a real yachty, you know?

Well, you did ask to change shift.

-I didn’t. -You did.

You’re going to be fine.

-You’re good? -I am.

Yeah? Okay.

All crew, all crew, let’s change into our whites, please.

Thank you.

What?

I kept waiting for you to say something inappropriate.

Saving it for tonight? All your naughtiness.

See what happens.

See if I can get you by yourself for a while.

It doesn’t happen very often.

Why? Because of Harry?

Yeah, I know.

Let’s see where the night takes us.

Okay.

Remind them of how awesome they were, okay?

They’re coming right now. Game faces.

-Oh, Jacob! -Hey!

Jacob!

-Hey. -What’s up, brother?

Thank you so much.

Of course. Thank you guys so much.

Bye, Harry!

-Bye! -Thank you so much.

Oh!

Big Harry!

So, I just want to say thank you guys for everything.

This was a very special trip for us.

You guys crushed it.

So, I’ve got two envelopes.

This is what you earned.

And I’ve got a little challenge for you, Cap.

-Oh, boy. -Oh!

Arm wrestling contest. Me and you.

Oh!

[shouting]

Oh, wow. Let’s go, Cap!

Oh, my God!

Look at the size of these things!

Ready?

All right, go!

[shouting]

[cheering]

You earned that one.

That was awesome, guys. Thank you so much.

Thank you!

All right, I need an ibuprofen now.

He had an arm for arm wrestling.

But you’ll find that I actually started taking control,

and then I realized I’ve got to let the primary win,

so I let him take it back.

Maybe.

Bye!

We need blues on and we’ll have a tip meeting.

Thank you.

All crew, meet in the main salon in five minutes.

I love that you kept the helmet for the whole charter.

Oh, you’re waiting for me.

Where do you think we’re going to go tonight?

No, dummy.

Like, out.

-Hey! -Yay!

Looks thick.

All right, here we are, charter three.

The weather was pretty bad, not on our side,

but it was better than what we thought,

and they enjoyed the water and they enjoyed their drinking.

So, um, the tip was 25,000.

2,080 per person.

What?

Was he drunk?

[shouting]

Oh, my God.

That’s like a big ass tip.

That’s the biggest ----ing...

I thought we were going to get, like 10 bucks each.

Gee, the helmet’s a hard one.

I think it’s got to go to Adam.

I hope this helmet gives you the sea legs

that you’re going to need in this industry.

[laughing]

You like that?

You’re like, wow!

Don’t puke in it, okay?

It actually looks good on you.

Everything looks good on him.

-Okay, guys, good work. -Thank you, Captain.

[laughing]

What you know about it?

Hey, ding-dongs.

Hey! You look great.

Just helping. Oh, thank you.

You’re still not ready. You’ve got five minutes.

Can you give me wine, honey?

Give her wine, honey?

You look amazing!

Oh, is this mine? Thank you.

What is Aesha wearing?

Oh, God!

[shouting]

Let’s go out, baby.

Come on, come on, come on!

-Woo, woo, woo! -Woo!

Let’s go.

Cheers.

Nice panties.

You’re lucky I’m wearing panties.

I’m not.

Mind if I sit in the front seat?

I’m excited to watch other people get with each other.

Oh, there it is.

[trilling]

Where are we going?

Well, this is beautiful.

Adam, he can’t stop looking my butt.

Yes, we’re on here.

Thank you!

You look so sexy with that helmet.

We’re doing the family-style banquet tonight.

The first one’s going to be antipasti and oysters.

Can we do a tequila shot and then a Margate?

Yeah!

-Coming right up, guys. -Thank you!

-Thank you very much. -I’ll be back.

One second.

So how do you feel about Laura being all over you?

She’s got to chill out a little bit.

This is very nice.

-Are you not into it? -No.

I feel like you need to just tell her properly tonight then,

because otherwise, you’re just leading her on.

I have. Obviously, that doesn’t work.

Then just say, like, I see you as a friend

and I can’t get past that.

-I said that. -Really?

Yeah.

I know girls like Laura.

Because she’s such a beautiful woman,

she’s just not used to people saying no to her.

Babe, he’s just not that into you.

Everything that’s going on, I love it.

Thank [bleep] he took one for the team.

I take full responsibility for it.

I was drunk and dumb and I think with my dick.

Get in the shower with me.

Where’s Laura?

They’ve been gone for quite a long time.

Right?

Ooh.

Was that the right decision? And it probably wasn’t.

What if it never turns into that?

And it just stays as friends.

Just, like, complicates everything.

I’d rather stay friends with everybody.

Ready? Cheers, baby.

Oh, cheers.

Nothing’s wrong with you.

Be a friend, man.

Why can’t you just be my friend?

Oh my ----ing God, Bro.

Here I am trying to let Laura down easy,

but she’s just a habitual line-stepper.

She’s going to keep pushing that line,

and I don’t know what else to do.

Easy, bro.

Cheers.

I’m getting in that.

Amazing. Amazing.

A double tequila with a shot of rum.

Shall we go look at the water?

-I’m sorry. -It’s okay.

Don’t do that. Don’t do that.

Are you a scuba driver?

No.

This says, okay, in scuba driver.

Okay.

Harry can be a little much.

Right now, he feels like an annoying little brother to me.

It’s a turnoff for me when someone is, like, all over me.

Like, I don’t like that.

I don’t want the guy who’s aggressive and an asshole,

and then I’m like, okay, I’ll try the nice guy,

and then the nice guy’s too nice, and I’m like, okay,

so I guess I do like the asshole.

Do you have some water?

I know. I’m saying this, but I don’t want to drink more...

Oh, right here.

Can we get eight tequila shots, please?

Thank you, guys. Cheers.

Shall we dance to this song?

Yay!

Why has he got his shirt off?

I have no idea.

Show us what we got, girls.

Oh, damn.

Damn!

What did I say no to that?

Let’s go, Laura.

-Oh! -Hey!

You’re a little bit tipsy.

Wow, hey.

Hey, yo, wrap this sh-- up.

You actin’ like a bunch of idiots, a’ight?

Can I have a shot?

Girls, girls, girls. Girls, girls, girls.

Let’s go. Get in, get in, get in.

Ah, [bleep], he took the plant. [bleep]

Shut up.

[laughing]

I’ve never seen anything like that before.

It kind of just reminds me of junior high school.

You know what I mean? Like, how old is he?

He’s old, too, right?

Like, he’s older than me, I mean.

Come in here, Margot.

Oh, they’re all getting in there.

-Hurry up. -I don’t understand.

Every time Margot gets pissed, she dances with Luke.

Yes, let’s go.

But then when she’s not pissed, she tries to hook up with me.

She’s just having fun, bro.

She’s not going to make it out with him.

Ow! Ow!

Sorry, I need to be with you.

Let’s go.

I know you can’t.

We’re going to get you some chicken noodles, honey.

Best chicken noodles you ever had.

No gobbies for you.

Later.

You should not be saying that when she’s that, like...

You ----ing said it.

I agree with her.

What happened?

You should be putting her to bed.

Should I put you to bed?

Exactly.

-Let’s go, gentlemen. -Hot tub, bro.

Oh, God. I got to get out.

No, let’s go.

How do we make this seat run?

I’ve got it.

Let’s hot tub it up.

Let’s go.

All right. You take the plants.

I’m going to take Margot.

Holy...

It’s so hot.

Thank you, love.

I’ll get you water.

I don’t want any drunkenness to be taken advantage of.

Okay.

So I’d just like to see you get into bed safely.

I’ll get you water. Okay. I’ll be back.

Oh, man. Thank you.

Wow.

Jesus Christ, you materialized out of nowhere.

Let’s go have a ----ing jacuzzi.

-I’m not. -Let us change.

-Okay, let’s go. -I don’t want jacuzzi.

I just saw the way that Luke was looking at you,

and I’m feeling very protective.

I’m glad that you’re here.

I don’t want to go in the jacuzzi.

-I want to go to bed. -Yeah.

All I want is water and bed. No Luke.

Mwah. Love you.

Night-night.

Gin and tonic, do you want to share mine?

Because I really don’t want all of it.

[giggling]

Are you okay?

Why are you looking at me like a snake again?

Hot tub. Let’s go.

We were literally just having a moment.

I’m pretty sure he was literally about to kiss me.

And you ----ed it up.

-We’re having a moment. -Give her a kiss.

Give her a kiss. Thank you.

I’d give her a kiss as well.

Do you want a kiss from me?

I am a one-man woman.

Oh.

[alarm blaring]

Oh my God.

I think that is called a power cut on the shore.

Get my stuff.

Guys, this is the shore power.

Nothing switched on the shore power.

Yeah, the whole boat’s tripped.

[snoring]

Yeah?

Did he shut the door?

-We can’t. We can’t, bro. -We can’t do that.

We can’t do that. We can’t do that.

-We can’t do that. -We can’t do that.

She said no. She said no.

Jesus Christ, mates.

Dude.

[bleep]