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All those years have led to this.

All those torturous, delinquent years when I was too high to remember have led

to this moment.

The most important, lucrative night of my life.

Rabbit, look what you've done.

You've done good, buddy.

Finally moved up, got a piece of the pie.

From living the high life to living the high -end life.

I want that Mary Jane. Light the fire, spark the tree.

Make it a part of me.

Think of all the life we breathe Just growing from those little seeds I need

smoke today Work too hard, get home late I just need a break Oh,

one more toke that I can take Only thing I need

What's that?

Need, need, we can't leave

Heaven from the devil's feet, feeding for it every day. You know I want that

Mary Jane.

Jesus, look at the time. I've got to get going here. I'm going to have

customers, I mean fine dining patrons, beating down the door in a minute.

I'm sorry, ma 'am, miss.

We're not open yet.

You'll have to wait out front with the rest of the customers in line.

There is a line up front, isn't there?

Jeez, I spent a fortune on advertisement.

Oh, please, don't cry, beautiful lady.

You certainly have a full basket.

They catch to tears.

What's your name, young hot lady?

Thomasina Atkins.

People call me Tom.

I'm Rabbit. I'm the owner of this establishment.

It's beautiful.

Thank you. I spent a freaking fortune on it. I can tell.

Grand opening tonight.

Aw, it's your big night. I'm so sorry to cause you any distress.

Believe me, anybody in this dress is no problem at all.

What can I do for you?

I just lost my waitress job down the street, and I'm on a really tight

and now I'm not going to be able to afford to pay rent or keep my bangy

in check or get any frivolous streaming services or buy cowboy hats from my

wizard. Oh.

That's a hell of a pickle.

Ew. I don't want sex from you, mister.

Oh, why should you be different than anyone else?

I got it.

The restaurant opens in a couple of hours and I could use all the help I can

get.

Um, does it look like these hands do dishes?

Uh, no.

And I do not understand the mysteries of cooking.

Oh, we have people for that.

And I don't do that.

Uh, be a server?

Heck no.

Well, what is it that you do?

You do that very well.

Totally. I've got it.

I think I just found my new...

Maitre Double D.

Host... What else? I'll take it.

Deal.

So, this is where the magic happens.

Wouldn't that be the kitchen?

No, this is where they make the food disappear.

A little restaurant humor.

Very little.

It's so elegant. It must have cost you a fortune.

It did. I inherited a small fortune from a nephew who croaked.

He died?

Aw, he must have loved you so much.

Never met him.

You never met him?

No, I was too busy getting high over multiple dimensions.

That's a long story. I'd love to share it with you over coffee one day.

That's okay.

Okay.

I'm not going back to the old rabbit. I'm not going back to the old rabbit.

I'm not going back to the old rabbit.

Then don't.

So, would you like to meet the rest of the crew?

Let's do it. This way.

Girls, ladies, let me introduce you to our new matri

-double -D, the person at the front of the house, Tom Atkins.

Girls, are you texting each other? You know, you could just talk to each other.

It's not that hard.

Okay.

Well, they're busy right now. They're prepping for the big opening.

Obviously.

Let me show you to the heart and soul of the kitchen.

You're going to love our new chef.

Oh, is he well known?

She.

And she is known across space and time.

Wow, girl power. All right.

Yes.

Here it is.

A word with you, Rabbit. In a moment. First, I want you to meet Tom.

Tom, this is Sal, the best cook who answered my one -ass.

Salmonella.

Your name is Salmonella?

That is correct.

You have Salmonella in your kitchen.

I have sprayed myself over every inch of every surface of this establishment.

You got a problem?

I wouldn't tell the diners that.

Pleased to make your acquaintance, Frola.

Maybe later.

Your name is Tom, is it?

It is.

And yet you are a woman, allegedly.

Definitely.

I'll be watching you.

Good to know.

Sal. You wanted a word with me?

Permission to speak, Commandant.

Granted. This union with the chef is unacceptable.

Uh, if you're talking union, you're, like, banging her. Yes, it's very

unacceptable.

I am not stopping, nor will I ever stop it. Then what's the problem?

I am quite notorious for my food, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My food, meticulous and precise, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Like clockwork, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes.

Just like this timepiece which has survived many wars and been handed down

through the generations.

Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock. What's the

Sal? Cuckoo, cuckoo.

This is Cipher.

I cannot work with that bitch.

But you just met Tom.

Not the confusingly named woman.

Tom!

That's right, it's me, motherfucker.

What's that sauerkraut -eating bitch complaining about now?

You like the kitchen acumen to which I am accustomed.

You long slap at the penitentiary, pretzel boy.

The Germans do not look.

To the past it was full of strife and darkness.

Only to the future!

But yeah, yeah, I trained and, uh, honed my skills there.

Dropping the soap is not a skill. It's a choice, house frown.

I will slit your tiny little throat!

Guys, guys, we gotta learn to get along.

At least just for tonight. It's important to me.

Maybe it's just first night jitters.

Sal does not jitter.

Hmm. That's not what inmate number 5727543 said.

I cannot work under these conditions, Rabbit. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Everybody

freeze.

Not today, Satan.

Not today, Satan.

You got this, Rabbit.

You got this, Rabbit.

Don't go back to your old ways.

Almost had a moment here. So, how do we course correct?

Man, we just gotta work together.

Just for tonight, I beg of you.

You beg, Salmonella?

Yes. You need Salmonella, no?

No.

Yes. Fuck yes.

We're good.

You're good.

Wanna hug it out?

The Germans do not hug.

You sure?

Never.

Never ever.

Then we're good.

So why don't you whip up something as a trial or get the kinks worked out.

Such a treat for you. Take

it easy on the guy, will you?

Please.

Okay, I'll lay off that masturbate -rape motherfucker.

Thank you. More time for me to plan on taking over the world. We're over that

now. This is a restaurant.

With a side of cosmic domination. We're legit now.

Remember? Uh, you're no fucking fun anymore.

Just stick to the recipes we labored over.

Aye -aye, dickhead. I'll be waiting outside.

Girls, you think you might want to try on your uniforms?

You are so screwed, are you?

I'm just circling the toilet waiting for the big flush.

Or you can pick yourself up and go kick some ass tonight.

You're the only one that's ever believed in me.

If you say so.

You really think I can do it?

Okay, shootle dick.

Let's put our differences aside and do this for that dumb motherfucker.

For the rabbit.

You down?

I'm down for the rabbit.

Good. Let's start with the French onion soup.

In French, they call it soup.

Then we'll serve up a Keith Lorraine.

Next course will be a goddamn croque monsieur.

I'd like it.

And... Finish off with a motherfucking beef burger, yo. How do you like that

shit? My taste buds are good, Stefan.

Then bust a move.

What's the fucking problem?

What the fuck's the problem?

It's the ingredients, so bye -bye.

Except for this fucking rabbit.

She can't go on.

Baby, you're tripping. We must forfeit.

Well, we're going, all right.

You think you're some posh motherfucking shit?

Well, then prove it. We are not serving farty cowboys.

Somehow, someway, make it happen, Krautmouth.

Not in humor.

Looks pretty fancy, huh?

It's nice as heck.

Now what?

Oh, I think we're supposed to put it on the table. Okay.

One,

two, three.

Smell it. It smells good, huh?

Almost.

Idiot, she means that.

What

the

hell is that?

Looks like Beanie Weenie to me.

That's not a French dish I can't pronounce.

I never loved a sock, dude.

You will address me as chef, dude. I earned it.

You've earned a boot of your nutsack is what you've earned. You will.

This is no time for jokes. I assure you, this is knock, knock, knock.

Evie, please explain.

You didn't place the motherfucking food order, motherfucker.

I thought you were going to do it.

I would, but you said you'd take care of it.

I assumed you'd know I'd mess it up and do it anyway.

Well, I tried to give your dumb ass the benefit of the doubt. So it's your

fault. Not me, scrotum face.

What are we going to do?

We're opening.

Soon.

Pronto. We don't have time to hit the grocery store, and there's no time to

order in. We can't close.

All the VIPs will be here.

Oh, geez louise.

You know, maybe.

Show me a sign that everything's going to be all right.

Don't show me a sign that everything will be okay.

You have a plan?

They must make do with the beans from the frankfurters.

Don't worry, your old ass.

E .B.'s got a motherfucking plan.

I've heard that before.

Just run your show and we'll run ours.

These will be the best beans and tiny dick sausages they've ever eaten. A high

standard, indeed.

No, get out.

We've got work to do.

The Hepsis.

The Hepsis.

The Hepsis.

E .B., how are we going to end this war?

White people don't know how to eat anyhow.

And that's a fact, Jack.

It's all about the picture. All that makes them happy. Yeah, but we are still

working with beans and frankfurters, and not even the German quality, I might

add. Not happy.

Yeah, I got a secret ingredient.

It's a happy spice.

Kumi, sumac, juniper berries.

Weed, motherfucker.

Lots and lots of exotic weed.

Cushy.

Folds down.

Folds down, please.

Come on, this is important.

Attention. Oh, I have ADHD.

Yeah, I have ADHD.

I mean stand up straight.

Arms to the side.

We must all adhere to the exacting standards of the owner.

The master of the restaurant.

Isn't that you?

Sure is.

Our appearance must be as meticulous as our food.

And that's gone down the tube, so we have to look extra good.

Now!

On point. Smile!

Outstanding.

Boobies?

Worth a shot.

Where's Tom?

Coming.

Where'd you get that?

Just a little something I threw together.

You like it?

Rabbit wouldn't grab it.

How about no?

As you all know, this is a big night for me. For all of us.

I need this to work for so many reasons.

Beanie weenies.

Thanks for reminding me. The deck is clearly stacked against me food -wise,

it all comes down to excellent service.

That's where we'll live.

Vanessa? Nikki?

Huh?

I'm screwed sideways up the bean hole.

It's time.

What's wrong?

Mother hovered in a barbed wire thong. What am I going to do?

Here's what you're going to do.

You're going to pull up your adult diapers, and then you're just going to

it. And then what?

And then do it again.

And then what?

Repeat as necessary.

A little kiss?

But don't do that again.

Best pep talk never.

Rabbit's got this.

It's the moment of truth.

A little drum roll, please.

Here we go.

I'm really not good with word scrambles.

Lapine.

I don't get it.

It means a high rabbit.

Catchy. Because we serve high cuisine and such.

Shouldn't it be called rabbit's bean hole?

Nobody wants to eat that.

You said it.

Just open the door, Matra Double D.

Matra D.

It's right across the street from Gucci.

Thank you.

Hi.

Hi.

Get one, get one.

Did you guys come in here on purpose?

Yeah, of course.

Is someone chasing you? Should I call the bus?

We heard this is a new hot spot.

From who?

Can you get us in or not?

Let me check.

You know, as luck would have it, I can squeeze you in, but just barely.

Thank you.

Don't push that button.

Why? We got some fuck, I mean, diners.

Look alive, everybody.

Spotless station.

We're in business, bitches.

Your server will be right with you guys.

Thank you.

So exciting.

I think I'll frame their money from the bill.

First dollar from the first customer.

They're dine -in dashers.

I know the type.

I am one.

Worse than this, then, Mickey.

That's okay.

I'll do it.

I took the liberty of making you some new menu.

Thank you very much.

Good evening, ladies.

My name is Rabbit.

This is my establishment.

Being as you are our first customer, I thought I'd wait on you myself for

excellent tip -top service. Aw, yay!

Get it? Tip -top.

How did you get this job again?

Maybe you don't get it.

That's okay.

What can I get you, ma 'am?

I'll have the weenies and beans, please.

Oh, excellent choice.

And for you, young lady?

I think I'll have the number one.

Oh, equally scrumptious choice.

I can't decide between the number one or the number two.

I assure you, the number two is just as excellent as the number one.

Okay, I'll get the number two, then.

Okay, excellent choice. I couldn't have chosen better myself.

Wait, you didn't write any of this down.

No need.

Ooh, you're good.

You're pretty.

You're pretty.

I'm going to share my tips with you. Okay. I probably won't share mine with

Okay.

Let me just get this to the kitchen.

We got some.

We got some.

Well, lay it on us.

What? The order. What are they getting?

I forget.

They only have the one thing. It's not what they got. It's how many.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Six? Well, that's a great start.

No, it's three.

I just saw you count to six.

I was counting boobies.

Three girls.

Six boobies, three girls, three owners.

It must be that new fucking man.

Then order up. Three of that shit.

Are you ready?

Now, we are gone.

The hell we are.

I haven't even checked the dishes yet, motherfucker.

Wink, wink. My plating standard is above.

grade across the board.

I must approve all dishes.

Wink. Leaving this, wink, kitchen, motherfucker.

Wink, wink.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are we ready or not?

Turn around, rabbit.

Good to go.

Bon appetit, bitches.

You're acting very sketchy for a legit business that isn't based on weed.

Ladies, dinner is served.

Aren't you going to taste it?

Oh, we don't actually eat food.

Yeah, no, we just take photos of it.

What do you mean? You have to eat.

We just live off supplements and brain water.

I'm not sure if that's working.

Here, now.

Let's do the rabbit

I think they like it.

We actually have customers.

They're all here to support you.

I'm so happy I could kiss you.

Could you go back to being sad, then?

Yeah, I'd be so sad. I'd want to kiss you.

Be like me. Feel nothing.

Wow.

Thank you for joining us. Tell you what, wouldn't miss this for the daggum

world. Shall do tell, we've been camped on Night Kitty Corner for several weeks

just waiting for this shindig to dig its shins, I tell you what. Uh -huh. You've

been camped out on the street for a week, literally?

Tell you what.

Truck nuts fell off the jalopy. We sent her out to fetch them and found that...

Ended up being a great spot for business.

Lots of jobs with big pockets.

Cha -ching, I tell you what.

Forteotis, I tell you what. A virtual gold mine of a fishing hole, if you tell

what I'm telling.

I do not.

Walk this way.

Well, I can try.

Dear all 12 of you.

Tell you what, social media land, we is moving on up. That's right.

Daddy got a brand new booty, ladies. I tell you what, that's right.

Tag me on that. Tag me.

Thank you, my love.

I tell you, this place is crazy.

I bet you we see some stars. What from them picture shows tell you? I'm here to

tell you. I bet we do.

Do tell.

Don't tell. Tell it. Don't tell.

Tell.

I'll tell you how much I appreciate this night with you, my sweet.

We weren't nothing.

Oh, I'm telling you, it's something.

You told me. You were standing your ground.

Didn't tell about the plight of the common worker.

Ain't getting told enough to tell.

You told her. I didn't tell her to tell you. It was a lot later.

I'll tell you what.

Due to inflation.

We done upped the price of that honeypot to tenfold thin.

Double the price of admission done told.

My crew feels like Kim Kardashian.

Tell you what, Kim Kardashian is rough, bumpy, and needs a shot of a week.

That's a daggone Kim Kardashian. Tell her.

You're a Kim Kardashian.

Told.

I'm telling you the truth, sweetie.

If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be here eating these fine vittles in our

Sunday best, I tell you. Tell you what?

We is riding high on the ding -dang wing -wong hog.

I tell you, I concur.

I say.

Here's all the papers with the food words.

We will be having the most expensive roadkill, as many of you have been told.

Thanks to this working girl who works it.

And our venture into cryptocurrency has been quite profitable.

I'll tell you what.

Oh, right on, like Bitcoin or whatever?

I've got to tell you, I'm not sure what to tell that is. But it was his idea to

pick the pockets of the dead people we find in the alley.

Great. I'm literally going to go do anything else.

It is sustainable as fuck, I tell you. You done told her.

Hello. Nice to see you.

There's something so mysterious and sexy about that eye patch.

Keep an eye out for you.

There are no beams upright. Stop stirring me up!

What?

Stop stirring me up, chef.

Mm -hmm. That's more like it, schnitzel dick.

Godspeed, my friend.

Well, that's a bet you're gonna lose.

That looks good!

I tell you what. You're done told.

I propose a toast if I didn't tell.

I tell you. I'm about to tell.

Tell it. I'm going to tell you. Tell it. I tell you what.

I forgot what I was going to tell.

Beautiful words, I tell you. Thank you.

Cheers. Cheers. I tell you what.

Let's chow.

Better than possum, I tell you. Do you tell?

Food in this establishment's like your cooter. It's got prizes in it.

Usually wedding bands.

I ain't never got a timepiece before, I tell you what.

I tell you the time that shoe fell out.

Tell you what, that was a work boot.

I love how you stuck that weenie in your mouth.

Wow.

Where'd they get her? Hoes are us.

Welcome to La Lapine.

Here you go. Took you long enough.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, you are, actually.

Is this a joke?

No, I don't think so.

You know what? Don't get smart with me, you little bitch.

All right?

It's not my fault that you make minimum wage.

You could at least crack a smile.

You know, I come here a lot, all right? And I spend a lot of money here.

We've only been open for an hour.

Get your manager.

Are you the manager?

No. Now stop fucking around and go get your manager.

I'm not in trouble, am I? I can't go back to prison.

Not that vibe.

What seems to be the problem here, miss?

You're the manager?

Actually, I'm the owner.

Another smart ass I see.

And what the hell's going on with these whores over here?

Got their kitties out.

They're French.

My kid doesn't need to see that, okay? Look at him.

Uh, you're a kid?

Don't talk about my family, okay?

What exactly is it that you want?

Don't interrupt me again. I'm the customer, and I pay your salary, okay?

Not if you don't order.

Trying to make a point, all right?

Like the point on your head.

Then make it.

I'll just take a number one.

And make it quick, okay? Because I have places to go, people to see, and things

to do.

Right away.

Why are you still standing there?

Shell -shocked. Chop -chop. Okay? My husband is a lawyer.

Asshole.

Keep it coming, baby. Just like that. Don't fuck that bread up. I assure you,

knife skills are second to none.

Enough!

You don't have time for no motherfucking break. Get the... Back to work,

Dicktonstein.

Are you on break? Really?

Sorry. High fives are for winners.

I love my hair look. It's really good. You look so cute.

Hey, we're here. It's Barbie and Kendra.

Resurrection for two, please. Yay!

This is so exciting.

It's a bed table cloth.

She's so much better than our cat.

Does the red clash with my pink, though?

No.

Definitely not. You look so cute. Me too.

Your server will be with you, maybe, eventually.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, my God. This is so exciting.

I know.

Can you believe this is really happening?

I know.

We haven't been out since the pandemic.

Unless you count Deep Space and... No, no, no. We don't mention that. I want

that to be, like, a distant memory.

Totally, totally, totally.

It's been, like, two years since we got dressed up.

Yeah. But admit it. We always look bad.

Okay. I admit it to the max.

And we didn't even put on the pandemic weight. I mean, look at this dress. It

fits me like a dream.

Because all we had to eat was, like, gummy llamas and, like, rock water.

Sure. But I got my COVID boots.

Yeah, you did.

I just have my COVID socks.

Gotta keep them pretty, you know? Good trick.

So is this, like, the new normal?

What, looking cute and chewing it? It's always been our normal.

Can we say high five? Wait, can we do this in real life now?

I mean, I think so.

But I feel like so weird.

Yeah, I haven't touched another person in like two years.

Liar, Faith.

You look totally all over that. That was not personal. That was called essential

work. Okay.

Yeah, that's because it was only a 32 -inch TV. Duh.

It's, like, so much hotter than on Zoom.

So much. Way hotter.

Thanks.

Did he hear us?

I don't know. Are we live?

Or am I supposed to be on?

Hey, girls.

Barbie and Kendra, right?

What are you doing here?

I, like, totally don't know how to navigate real life anymore.

Mind if I sit down? Can't even find my party.

Oh, we're your party now, Tiger.

Put the mute button for real, Lee.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I cannot believe that you're here.

I'm here.

It's like, it's so amazing.

Oh, hi. Here's your food. Thank you. But we haven't ordered yet. Yeah, but this

is what you would have ordered, right?

True. I'm going to get you one. So how can Ben, like, tell us everything? Tell

us everything.

It's been great. Just babysitting Kat.

I still have that passion, yeah. Wait, so did I hear that you, like,

drive and race cars?

I do. I have a modified that I have a guy drive, but I drive a race car in a

lower class.

Wow.

That's amazing.

That's, like, the coolest thing ever.

I've had that passion before Kat. I've actually been racing for many, many

years. Seriously? Yeah. Wow.

How did you get into that?

I had to stay alive, you know. You've got to find things for habits to keep

alive.

racing was it.

You know, I was at a point in my life where everything was depressing, nothing

worked, you know, couldn't do nothing.

And bam, found racing and loved it ever since.

Wow.

Yeah, some people can't believe I can drive like that. I do. You're like

amazing. You're so amazing.

I don't know about that.

So cool.

I never give up.

So how's Joey Jojo, Jojo? He's hanging in there. He's had some issues, been

solitary a lot, but you know, he's never seen the whole version of Tiger Canyon.

What? Yeah, they keep him locked up in solitary quite a bit because of

popularity. Oh, my gosh. Well, good thing he looks good in orange.

Yeah. So I have to ask this, and I'm sure everybody asks you this, but what

up with the fire? Who did it?

Oh, my gosh. You know, in the first episode, there's a producer on there,

his name's Kirk.

And we have video footage of him going in front of the office at the same time

that the fire was, at night, like 4 in the morning.

And he's walking in front of the cameras.

That seems like proof right there.

He left the country. There's a whole safe missing with hard drives in it. And

left the country.

He fled.

To a country where he can't be extradited back.

Wait, there's a safe missing with stuff inside of it? There's a whole safe

missing with footage. And he did a documentary. And some of that footage, I

believe, is on that documentary.

Scandalous. So, how about, like, do you want to tell me a story about how Joey,

like... banged all those boys oh yeah we called them puppies puppies

puppies like dogs wasn't dogs it was uh usually 18 year olds 19 year

olds we call them puppies because we bring one in the front door and then one

would be going out the back door so you got to kind of sneak them in and out so

oh my god so the other one don't know about the other one yeah wait he's going

out of his door no the house door okay maybe his door

Oh, snap.

Wow. TMI for me. Yeah. 5 ,000 in your room in high school.

TMI.

What the fuck are you looking for? You missing balls?

My lucky watch.

It's gone.

You don't need that motherfucker.

My hand is the razor.

I cannot go on.

Would you just chill the fuck out and relax for a motherfucking minute?

It is impossible. The magic was in you all along.

Not the motherfucking clock.

I think so.

Mm -hmm. Oh, I know so.

Just relax and breathe.

Oh,

maybe the fuck not.

You're shitting me.

Right? What now?

This doesn't look like the picture.

We don't have pictures.

Then you changed it, okay? I've seen better food at the zoo.

From the hippo den, I presume.

What? Get your manager.

I am the manager.

I know the owner.

Boom. I'm the owner.

I could have got this cheaper down the street.

Are you kidding me?

Then why don't you do that?

Look, lady, there it is if you like it, there it is if you don't. Well, I never,

okay?

That's obvious.

Pay up, leave a nice tip for the lady you insulted, or wear it. I'm not paying

for this.

Well, you've made your choice.

I am never coming here again.

That's the most reasonable thing you've said all night.

Rabbit!

I've dealt with pissed off bombs and sexy hell.

I've been covered in alien sploosh.

But nothing could prepare me for a Karen.

Yeah, Rabbit.

Push that motherfucker.

Push it. Push it real good.

Then I'll be running this restaurant right into the motherfucking ground.

right.

I can't do it.

There's too much riding on this.

Thank you, Amy.

Fuck! Did I just say that shit out loud?

I thought I was just thinking that motherfucker.

I know. You definitely projected that.

Well, goddamn.

Well, project your ass on those motherfucking beans, weenie.

Cheers. We definitely have to do it again. I know. Cheers.

Oh, my gosh. I got my fringe in your beans.

It's our fringy beans.

Is that the bell?

Yes, it is. And no hurry.

And I really appreciate you supporting me today. Let me get it. I really do.

no.

It's on us. Yeah, we totally got it. Would this be cash, ass, or grass?

But no grass.

I'm legitimate now.

Just let me dig in my purse and find my wallet.

Right, Kendra? My wallet?

Yeah!

What the hell was that?

Some kind of flashback?

Oh, you have to excuse me. It's not every day a fellow sees such a

sensuous woman like yourself.

Where's my manners?

I'm rabid.

I know.

We've met.

I'm still rendezvous.

Oh.

Rendezvous.

How's it hanging?

Low.

And to the left.

You know, you and I never finished what we started in Vegas.

We didn't?

Why is that?

Because you ran off screaming like a little

bitch.

I did?

But we had a heck of a conversation, right?

Does this still bother you?

Who cares?

It's just skin.

Enjoy.

Hey.

So yummylicious.

Completely sacrilicious.

Let's dig in. I dig that.

I can almost taste it.

Yeah, almost.

It's like as close as we're gonna get, bro.

Hummerdoodle. Way gnarly.

Well, how about, like, toast?

I

don't

know about you, but I'd let him possess his pussy any day.

This totally sucks.

He's a ghost.

All one big duck.

And our prose is a total ghostly toast with prose.

Bro? You took the words right out of my mouth.

At least it still smells good.

You can smell it.

Ghosts can dream.

Ghosts can dream.

Somebody left their food.

What the heck was that?

Sexy hell.

They must have ordered to go.

E .B., we've been through a lot of rough years together, but you really pulled

through for me tonight.

I want to thank you.

Well, about fucking time.

Going legit was the best decision I ever made.

Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but congrats. You deserve everything you

get, dickface.

I do deserve everything I get, don't I?

Everything, motherfucker.

You know, I've been so busy, I'm a bit peckish.

I haven't even tasted the food. Yeah?

Oh.

Ah.

Weed.

Glorious weed.

Ha, that's right. You thought you could make it without me and my weed.

You thought wrong, motherfucker.

You're nothing without E .B. How could you?

This is my one chance.

And you won, motherfucker.

Be grateful.

I'm just beside myself.

I gotta say,

you really pulled it off.

I did?

There he is.

There's the jerk.

He was still in the bathroom.

What seems to be the problem, officer?

This lady, with nothing else going on in her life, has filed a report against

this establishment.

I want him fired.

You can't fire me. I own this establishment.

Sir, now that I look around myself, there is some merit to what she's told

Are you running some kind of house of ill repute?

Oh, no.

They're just high.

Say it again, sir.

Uh, no.

Oh, here, try some of our fine cuisine. I think you'll love it.

That's my great local.

Try it.

Damn, that's good shit.

Still, you're going to have to come with us.

Give me a sec.

I think I smoked weed. And he was highway made me.

I could feel it in my knees. Oh, yeah. Suck it up real good. That's what I'm

talking about. Yeah.

I think I smoked weed.

And he was highway made me. Weed.

Weed.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used

against you.

Welcome,

fucko. Sir, do you understand?

Do you need an interpreter?

Oh, shit.

I done seen that fucking look before.

Is he okay?

Is he gonna spontaneously combust or something?

Oh, Lord, he's gone.

That's some serious nothing head shit.

Something's fucky.

He's still here.

Yeah.

Well, I'll be dipped in dog shit.

What's up, Lindsay Brohan?

Mind if I part hook?

That is some sweet broccoli.

Larnell, is it really you?

You're goddamn right it is, Bernie Sanders.

Miss me?

Oh, yes.

Hell no.

Well, it's nice to see you too, Evie.

Ew. Likewise, bitch boy.

Larnell, how did you get from here to here?

No clue, man.

But I am stoked to be here.

I'll be a motherfucker.

Reverse nothing head?

Yeah, didn't even think that was possible. Trust me, your head is not the

anyone wants to call home. You are crazier than Amanda Bynes.

So talk to me, Goose.

Everything good?

Uh, not so much.

Come here, you big pervert. Give me some bromance.

We're tired of this love affair. We're going to go ahead and cuff you.

Hey, hey, hello, you fucking rogue.

And hold on to your tits.

Time to turn up the heat.

Color us motherfucking dark.

He was going to trap us in his head forever.

Uh -uh.

Don't want no part of that syphilis shithole.

No fucking way.

We in my world now.

Forever.

Is there a salon here?

I don't know why I even try.

You can't teach an old rabbit new tricks.

This is where I've always belonged.

Amen to that, Weedle Juice.

You better be happy.

Because this is it. Ain't no more. This is really it?

This is the big fucking finale.

I'm so fucking done.

We're all done.

Hold on.

One last thing before we go.

What if I told you you never existed in the first place?

You're just a figment of my imagination this time.

We're all just one bad motherfucking trip.

I'm cool with that.

Mm -mm -mm.

Weed is life.

Yes, indeed.

Weed is life. Weed is life.

Weed is life.

Whoa. What the fuck happened here?

I don't know.

Looks like we missed all the fun, though.

Ah, shit.

All dressed up and no place to go.

Oh, fuck my ass.

Thank you.

Thank you.

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