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An anarchist friend gave me pepper spray.

"The state doesn't care about you. Defend yourself."

A month ago, I was walking with my mom.

We were buying a mattress for the new bed.

We walked down a block where there was a construction site.

"Our house was here," my mom said.

"The one we bought with your dad right before he died.

"When he died, I sold it.

"I wasn't about to live alone in a house with you.

"Neighborhood criminals quickly sniff out women living alone."

I lost the pepper spray.

Someday, I'll find it among my things,

just like Mom finds lost houses around the city.

THE END OF LOVE

Excuse me. Could you roll up the window?

-I've got the AC on. -Sure, sorry.

You only brought one of each, Debi?

They'll last you until my next trip, Mijal.

What's wrong?

-Are you feeling okay? -No, I'm...

You're not pregnant, are you?

No.

Well, maybe you should take a test.

Really?

Oh, my God! I'm going to be an aunt!

-Stop. -I can't believe it.

A photo of the best moment of my life.

Just don't post it. Please, don't.

Say "baby"!

I'm not even three months pregnant,

-so keep quiet. -I hope it's a girl.

We don't know about boys.

Enough. We're going to Sarita's. Nobody can know.

-Really. -No, no.

I don't want to steal her thunder.

I can't believe it. A baby. Hi, baby!

I set some books aside...

-Please, go in. -Thank you.

Introductory, of course.

Stocks and bonds...

I wouldn't want this situation to catch you unprepared.

Alberto, you don't need to be so formal with me.

Okay.

Good. Thank you.

Honestly, I don't know anything about all this.

But my daughters are worse.

Debi doesn't even care about money.

Tamara does, but I don't think she wants to get involved in this.

Maybe Mijal could find her way around this.

She's the craftiest one.

Also, I must confess that I feel a bit ashamed

about planning how to spend money that I haven't even received yet.

Ruth, please.

Are you ashamed of thinking ahead?

After everything you went through?

And besides, there's no rush.

You can read, do some research.

If there are any doubts, any at all,

I'm here, and you can ask me.

Everything upsets me lately.

Well, don't get stressed.

See this as our moment together, without anyone demanding your time.

You're right.

I don't know what to get.

I don't get why there are so many baptism items

and none for a bris. And in the Jewish district!

Well, there's bar mitzvah stuff.

We could get something for a boy and put a kippah on it.

It might look great.

Tam.

I bet she's bailing on us.

Sari, I need some tips.

I think Gustavo's is the first circumcised dick I've ever seen.

How do I handle it without the foreskin?

You can tell me when I see you later.

The audacity!

-Bye. -Bye.

Your friends probably hate me.

-No way. -You haven't seen them in forever.

I bet they're happy since I'm finally not raging about a girlfriend.

Oh, we're girlfriends?

-I don't know, girlfriends? -Okay, girlfriends.

Bye.

Write, "Thank you for sharing this mazel moment with us."

-Yeah? -Yes.

And "Aaron Cohen" and the date.

Don't say the baby's name before the bris.

I only told the girls.

How else would they help me with the cards?

See why he stresses me out?

I'm never good enough.

Mom, I'm helping Sarita with the preparations. What is it?

Okay, tell Laura I sent a messenger

to collect the papers so we can put them all together.

I didn't sign them.

Tamara, I asked you, please! Come on!

Debi's coming today. We're only missing yours.

Do we always have to wait for you?

I didn't ask you to wait. Do whatever you want. Remove me.

Take me out. I'm not indispensable.

Know what? Figure it out with your sisters.

I don't know what to do with you.

See you at the bris.

Why don't you tell your mom this is an issue for you?

It's not. Why get involved in a mess I didn't choose?

I don't care about this lawsuit, the money, or anything.

Tell us about Gustavo.

-No, you tell me. -Stop it.

I asked you to teach me.

Not everyone likes to talk about their husband's thing.

I need to know the movement. Show me.

-Maybe Ofelia can help. -With what?

-Tam doesn't have experience with Jews. -Oh, really?

No experience or no memory?

We're talking about Gustavo.

How religious is he?

If he's snipped, then he grew up a bit religious.

I don't know much about his family, just about AMIA.

I thought you were official.

Well, I slept at his place last night.

He's coming over for dinner for the first time.

Tami's always been like this.

She had a secret diary that her sisters would always find.

At one point, she said she'd write in code.

The only thing she wrote in code was the name of the boy she liked.

That was the only important thing to her.

But I was always important to you, huh?

I have therapy, girls. See you later at the temple.

-Are you wearing that to the bris? -No, Sarita. Don't worry.

Can I borrow this space for my therapy?

It'll be great.

I need privacy, and this space is great.

Oh, right.

Come on. You can finish those things later.

So, it's always the same thing, right?

I meet someone, I start to overthink it,

I analyze each gesture, each word.

Sorry, I can't hear you well.

Yeah, there's no reception here.

Just a sec...

Can you hear me now? I'm not at home

because my roommate's with her girlfriend all day.

And I can't focus.

-Can you hear me? See me? -That's better.

From what you said, it seems like

falling in love is like a research project for you.

Like writing a book.

Well, when I become obsessed with a topic for a book,

that's a chosen obsession.

Right? It comes from within.

And when you obsess over a man,

do you feel it originates outside you?

I mean, I'm not sure if I obsess

because I like them or because they like me.

It's important for everything to originate within you.

Not everything.

It's like in Jane Austen.

The girls end up with the one who treats them well.

Not the one they liked, the one who treats them well.

It didn't come from within them.

It's the result of being treated well.

And you think that's wrong?

-Yes. -Falling in love with someone

who treats you well.

No...

-I don't know. -That's it for today.

See you next week.

Yeah, okay... Bye.

Look at this piece. It's "Scottish Mouse."

It's 25 grand.

-It's a lot but... -After the dentist and therapy, I'm broke.

How was therapy? What'd he say?

Nothing. Very Lacanian. It only lasted 15 minutes.

If you say something important, the session's over.

You need something more physical...

An alternative type of therapy, like...

-No, no, no. -Yes, yes, yes.

Don't start with witchcraft.

Yes. It's not witchcraft. You need your birth chart.

-Family constellations. -No.

A private session.

You'd be by yourself. A pillow for your mom,

a pillow for your dad. In your case, a pillow for mamele,

a pillow for papele, and you hold them...

"I'm sorry, Mom.

"I'm sorry, Dad."

You see me doing that?

You're so obtuse, seriously!

I'll read you

-this week's advice for Pisces. -No.

Polito, how are you?

Tamara, let's go.

Keep biting down hard.

This artist is really something.

Nice stuff.

She's looking for a piece because she's dating a real work of art

and we have to spruce up her house since it's a mess.

Let me see.

-I like it. It's nice. -Yes.

He's coming to dinner tonight and he'll see she lives like a student.

She can afford it, you know?

Give me my purse.

Her purse. Her purse, she always has to have something.

That's her issue, control.

And she'll end up losing all her teeth.

It'll be a real problem. She's a control freak. That's her issue.

What?

There you go.

-The keys. -What keys?

The keys. I don't have them.

I left them at Gustavo's. Unbelievable.

Is Gustavo the guy in question?

He'll think I'm obsessed and did it on purpose, but I didn't. What a mess.

Tam, it's starting.

Why aren't you here? You're Sarita's friend.

You make us look bad.

-She's got a bris. -Did you know that long ago

they would cut the foreskin with their teeth?

My God. When were you supposed to be there?

Ten minutes ago, but I'll be late.

I have to get changed.

-She's in love. -Let's go, Poli.

Let's go.

Mijal told me you're studying to be a rabbi at a Reform congregation.

Yes, rabbinical seminary.

Look at you!

And Tamara?

Tamara's not coming?

She must be at an interview.

Her book's doing really well.

It was a hit, so she has lots of interviews.

Would you do this if you had a boy?

I don't know, but Gaby had it done.

I'd like my baby to have a more loving view of tradition.

I wouldn't do it to my baby, the poor thing.

I hope it's a girl, then.

There he is.

-Hello. -Hello.

-How are you? -Fine.

Poli, Gustavo.

-How are you? -What's up?

Nice to meet you.

Sorry about the keys. I'm an idiot.

I love that you make up excuses to come see me.

Right, Polito? All part of the master plan.

-No. -No, no.

We need the keys because the locksmith...

I wouldn't make that up.

-It would be much worse. -Worse.

-No, and I need to change. -You're beautiful.

But, no, the keys aren't here.

-You didn't leave them here. -Come on.

-They're not here. -They're not?

Okay. Well, see you tonight.

Okay. Not today, because my ex asked me to take the kids.

Something came up.

Don't worry. Okay.

-Okay, you can come over... -Okay?

-...some other day. -Sure.

-Okay. -A pleasure.

Nice to meet you.

-All right. -Bye.

Bye.

-Bye. -Bye.

Marriage, monogamy...

I can see it.

Is my life really gonna depend on his ex-wife's schedule?

-Romualdo saw this coming. -No.

-Yes. -I won't listen to a word about Romualdo.

I need something to wear. I can't go to temple like this. A jacket.

-Take mine. -Got something? That'll work.

-Temple... -What did Romualdo say?

-Right. -You're dying to tell me.

Sixteenth molar: marriage and root canal.

Oh, please.

-David, congrats. -Thanks.

-Thank you. -It all looks so nice.

Thanks, Tami. Congratulations on your book.

-Oh, yeah. -A great achievement.

-Thanks. It's good. -It really is.

And how's therapy going?

Fine.

Short.

But, well, I talk a lot, so it's good to get cut off.

And this? Did they use their teeth?

-Hi. You made it. -Debi.

Finally! Where we you?

Don't start asking where I was. It's been a long day.

-Sorry. -I just want to know.

I don't know, it's been a long day. You don't live here,

so you can't keep up with what I do.

Just give me the headlines.

Headlines...

A guy I'm seeing, my work, I can't find my keys,

the court documents.

The court documents? What's going on with that?

You can't make me do everything.

-Everything. -Tami.

It's literally just a signature. It's not that hard.

I was checking, and I can leave the claim.

Don't give me that look. It would just delay the process a bit.

Don't you remember how Mom worked her butt off for us?

Doesn't she deserve a peaceful retirement?

Mom isn't old and she doesn't have money issues.

Money is the issue.

Are you Franciscan now? Money represents liberation, freedom.

It's having rights.

Why are you always against us? Do you feel special?

No, no, no.

No, they were in my pocket all day. This is unbelievable.

-Hello. -Hello.

-Hello. -Hello.

Sari.

Little Aaron. I missed your big moment.

-He was great, honey. -Yeah?

You can come to the next one. They're all the same anyway.

Don't look at me. I'm closing down the factory.

Who'll be next?

You can't ask that, Shirley.

Right, Tami?

-No, not really. -But we're among friends here.

Right?

-Yeah. -Debi?

What?

-Really? -Well, you'll have to tell.

-What? -It's very recent, it isn't...

It's your moment, I didn't want to...

Mazel tov, sweetie.

That's great.

-Won't you congratulate your sister? -Yes.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Mom, why didn't you tell me?

Now I look like I don't care about my family.

-Know why I didn't tell you? -Why?

Because I didn't know.

Fuck it!

-You suck at this game. -Shut up.

I'll kill you.

-Come on... -Shut up.

-Yes! -Okay, pause.

-Pause. -You hate losing.

-I can't believe it. -I hate not kissing you.

Liar. You're a terrible loser.

Girls!

It's Poli! I'm dropping something off and I'll be out.

-Tell him to leave it outside. -Is this prick fucking with me?

Leave it there, by the door.

No. I'm coming in.

"Coming in"?

It's heavy.

-What are you doing in here? -Sorry, girls.

-Hi, Azul. -Hi.

-You're topless. -Stop staring.

Someone's naked in the living room, it catches your eye.

Listen, I brought this lamp.

-What's this mammoth? -No, it's really expensive.

-I talked Tamara into buying it. -I can imagine that.

-Take it away. -No.

I'll leave it here. You two keep scissoring.

Everything's fine. Call me if you need me.

Tell your mom to try scissoring.

-Hey! -This guy's a jerk. He has no tact.

-You'll be at the birth, Mom. -Incredible!

I wanted to cry, kick, yell.

Then you should've yelled and cried.

Oh, yeah, great.

The whole neighborhood knows I was the last one to find out.

You weren't the last the know. Why don't you blame Mijal?

I traveled to be with you. I wanted to tell you.

Tell her now, Debi.

We can make a video and show it on your baby's first birthday.

A fake video for my kid? A lie?

Are you crazy?

When are these from?

Those might be old.

Leave them. I'll eat them.

You eat those ones.

I made them for Aaron's bris,

but then I kept them. I don't know.

You have to eat pastrami, you know? Because it has iron.

Tomorrow I'll have you get a battery of tests.

-It's gross. -Drink water. Get her some water.

Tell Mom what Tami told you.

I think she'll come to her senses.

I don't know. We all have our moments, our problems...

-You're scared of her. -No.

-I'm not. -Yes. We're all scared of Tami.

She makes us feel like she could stop talking to you

over any little thing,

like she doesn't care, when she cares about everything.

It's fine if Tami doesn't sign.

She'll have to leave the claim, but she can do it.

Don't even think about suggesting that to Tamara.

I'm begging you, please.

Don't even think about it.

You know, I was stalking you,

and that thing you do teaching fat girls to dance is cool.

You teach fat girls to dance, right?

How do you say it? Oversized girls?

-Plus-size. -No. I give urban dance classes,

but for everyone.

No, I'm not in favor of the oversimplification of beauty.

Of course, no. I agree.

-Sure. -But being overweight isn't healthy.

-That's what I mean. -What about you? What do you do?

Real estate.

How about that. Do you work on commission or a salary?

Both. But that's when the market's active.

Now, it's pretty quiet.

If you want to sell... You're a homeowner, right?

Want an appraisal?

Here, give me a second,

-and I'll appraise it. -No, I'm renting.

I'm renting, and even renting is a luxury now.

Really? I thought you were a homeowner.

-No. -All right.

Okay... The wine?

I'll be right back.

If you want, I'll do the appraisal.

-Okay. -Now I'm really curious.

Okay, I'll do it.

Girlfriend, I need you to save me from a horrible date.

Come to my place, please.

Let's see.

Two meters thirty.

Come on, stay with me.

No, I can't.

Or I could not go.

No, you have to go because your friend asked for help.

-Can't you come, too? -No, she asked for you.

But I'll see you tomorrow.

Promise me.

Sorry.

-How are you? -Hello.

-Were you leaving? -Yes.

-Bye. -Bye.

Bye.

-Crisis? -Not at all.

-It's our best moment. -All right.

That piece of crap Poli brought is in your room.

No, it doesn't go there.

Are you aware that we have to agree on what goes in the living room?

This issue is consent.

Well, now we need consent to choose an object?

You bought a European antenna.

You didn't choose it. Poli did.

I won't ask for permission, and I won't demand you ask

before fucking in the living room.

Her name's Azul. I just ask that you remember one name.

I learned all the names of your 800 hookups.

Fede, sorry for bothering you.

I'd really appreciate your opinion on my mother's lawsuit.

But as a lawyer. Forget you know me.

Forget that you're my ex.

The court ruling is excellent, Tam. It's great.

Firstly, the state assumes responsibility for the attack.

This is great for the families,

since now they'll be able to demand compensation.

So far, there've been some labor claims related to the AMIA,

but for the people who worked there.

There were no rulings for people who happened to be there

like your old man, so that sets a great precedent.

Thank you. Crystal clear.

Thanks for always being there.

Are your kids asleep? I can call you.

-Hello. -Hello.

What's up?

Did he already leave? Did I come for nothing?

No, not for nothing. There's ramen,

there's wine. Cheap, but wine.

And we're here, so what else?

What can I say? A disaster.

A disaster?

Really bad, dude.

You look slutty.

Really? Very slutty? And your girl?

She told me to come.

So you'll sleep with me tonight.

What's wrong, dude?

We've slept together thousands of times.

I don't know. You scared of me?

-Scared? -Yeah.

Why would I be scared? No.

Didn't we agree the other day was because of the pills,

just love between friends?

Yes. Totally.

It's silly, right?

Yeah, silly.

Should we stop?