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What the fuck?

Michael,

what are you doing here?

You guys changed the locks again.

What the fuck?

That's not cool.

Your father told you that if you drop out of school again, don't come home.

My parents always say that.

They don't, they don't actually mean it.

Besides, I didn't move in for like three months cuz my girlfriend kicked me out.

You guys didn't change my room into like a storage area, did you?

I'm sorry, Michael, but your dad was serious this time.

You dropped out again and now you should probably just consider this a life lesson.

Great.

Now I'm getting life lessons for my stuff, Mom.

Hey, who the fuck is that?

That's Chris.

We're running out of your room to him.

What?

You rented out my room?

I grew up there!

Michael, you are a grown man.

You moved out.

We're not just keeping your crap in your old room.

You, you can't just have some fucking stranger living here.

He could be, he could be a serial killer.

Michael, you are being dramatic.

Do you need money for a new apartment or something?

Well, I guess I do now that I've been kicked out of my childhood home.

Just calm down.

We'll figure something out.

You look hungry though.

Do you want something to eat?

Have you been raving again?

I'm not starving.

I know I haven't been raving again.

Whatever.

Just introduce yourself to Chris and watch some TV.

I'll make you a sandwich.

You eat mancha.

You told him we were fucking?

Yes.

Chris is my lover now.

And it's a secret from your father.

Like you.

What?

I can't believe this.

First I lose my bedroom and now someone else is fucking my stepmom?

Maybe she likes me better.

Bro, I can fuck circles around you.

Ariel, tell him who's better.

Michael, that's a hard decision.

I mean it's been so long since I've been with you and Chris has been keeping me

very happy.

You're both wonderful though.

Let's fuck right now and he'll tell us who's better unless you're scared.

Scared?

Challenge accepted.

You guys are being ridiculous.

You both want to fuck and have me tell you who's better?

Yeah.

All right, I'm down.

This should be interesting.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, go on.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

What the fuck?

Oh, it might be a close tie.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Holy fuck.

Oh, fuck you.

Yeah.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh,

uh, uh,

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

Uh, ohh, oh, oh, human, you just... Oh, that's so good.

Ugh, oh man.

Oh, yeah, I'm so confused.

I can't stop and say that fucking push, baby.

Eeee!

I'm fucking doing that big rock take.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Oh, bitch, I like it.

Oh, bitch.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Don't burble, don't burble.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Oh, you!

Oh, you!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Oh, God, you guys work together so good.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Oh, yeah, I'm so sick.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, God.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Oh, my God, I want to do something more.

Oh, yeah, I want to do something more.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Oh, God.

Ahh!

There we

go.

Ew.

Ew.

Ew.

AH!

Ew.

ah... Ew.

OH!

victim.

Jesus.

Oh, Jesus... uh... uh... Oh, yeah, fuck.

Oh yeah, fucking use that pussy.

Uh... uh... uh... Oh, my god... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... oh... uh...

uh... uh... uh... oh...

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Oh my... dude, so am I?

Bruh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ah.

Ah.

Ugh.

Aaaaa.

Your turn now?

What happened?

You boys switched?

Oh, bitch.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh!

Uh... Mmm, God damn.

Mmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm-mmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

He is the good person.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

He is the good person.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Good job, boys.

I can see why she keeps you around, Chris.

Uh-huh.

Tiny, maybe?

Round two?

Yeah, round two.

Yeah, I'm so sorry, I appreciate it.