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Hm.

If only I can get this blasted device to work.

Then the villain gene will be reversed,

and crime will finally be a thing of the past.

[beep]

[static]

Ah!

Oh, it's no use.

I'll never figure this out.

Perhaps I'm losing my touch.

Perhaps it's time I retired from being a spy altogether.

MOTHER: Jerry?

Jerry, are you down there?

Yes, mother, dear.

Right here.

What's keeping you so busy?

After all, you're only a hotel manager.

I'm not busy.

Just doing a little experiment that will hopefully reform

the hotel check-in process.

I do wish you'd stop this nonsense.

Now, have your afternoon tea.

[music playing]

The Earl Gray tastes particularly good today.

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I don't know about you girls, but

after shopping spree of that magnitude, I'm way wiped.

Tote.

An hour at The Groove is more exhausting

than a day at the gym.

Good thing we've got such a killer parking spot.

[whistle]

No so fast, wannabes!

Mandy?

What the heck are you doing?

And more importantly, what the heck are you wearing?

The [inaudible] presidential uniform.

And in my first act as prez, I've just reassigned

all the parking spaces.

Huh?

[gasps]

Um, excuse me.

Since when does our dorm have a president?

[chuckles.]

Since I appointed myself to the position.

And FYI, your new parking spot is over there.

[beeping]

Where?

I don't see anything.

Over there past the cafe, and the gym,

and the quad, and the beach.

Happy hiking, losers.

This is so unfair.

There is no way we can walk that far.

Don't worry, Sam.

We won't have to.

Yee-ha!

[tires screeching]

Whoa! Talk about a bold move, Clover.

What can I say?

When it comes to velvet ropes, I always get my way.

[music playing]

Oh, well.

To the cabinet of broken dreams you go along

with my dreams of global peace.

[phone ringing]

Jerry here.

MAN (ON PHONE): Hello, Mr. Lewis.

Are you ready for your wildest dreams to come true?

Pardon me?

MAN (ON PHONE): Are you ready to see worldwide corruption

eliminated forever?

Well, of course, yes.

MOTHER: Then today is your lucky day,

because I've got exactly what you need to make

villains a thing of the past.

What do you say?

I say, I'd love to hear more.

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Huh?

[music playing]

Ah!

I can't think of anything more satisfying

than strolling the quad in a totally hot ensemble.

I can.

Think of how satisfying it'll be to see Mandy's face when

she finds out where we parked.

[laughter]

Good point Sam.

Outwitting Mandy is pretty gratifying.

Totally, on account of she's the meanest person

I've ever met.

You're right.

Even with all the baddies we've gone up against,

Mandy still wins the prize for biggest pain in the butt.

And the worst part is she'll never, ever change.

[rumbling]

Was that an earthquake?

[rumbling and screaming]

More like a WOOHP quake!

[yelling]

Yo!

What's with the random fiesta!

I don't know!

Maybe Jere's helping us celebrate our shopping success!

Uh, girls?

Something tells me it's a little bigger than that!

[yelling]

Awesome!

Now this is what I call the royal treatment.

Which means either the WOOHP conduit's on the fritz,

or Jerry's finally gone off the deep end.

[yelling]

I'm going with option B because nothing

says crazy like a cookie confetti WOOHPing.

[fireworks]

Jeez, Jere.

Talk about an enthusiastic WOOHPing.

I thought the occasion called for a little excitement.

You see, I have some very important news for you.

What kind of news?

[sighs]

The kind where I'm selling WOOHP and retiring

from the spy business for good.

[laughter]

Good one, Jere.

Yeah You really had us going there for a sec.

Totally.

So what's our mission, Captain Jokester?

This is no joke, girls.

I've been contacted by Mr. X, the world's

foremost authority on security.

His company is going to take over WOOHP and the world

of baddie bashing.

[sighs]

And this is also your fondest dream come true.

Because the firm uses villain-capturing droids,

you too will be able to retire.

(TOGETHER) What!

But this doesn't make any sense.

Yeah!

Even though you're a super old dude

doesn't mean you have to hang up your hat.

Hm.

And just because we always complain about being spies

doesn't mean we're ready to retire, either.

Although I'd like to continue to fight global crime,

I'm afraid I've lost my aptitude for it.

The world would be a safer place if a more capable

spy took over the agency.

(TOGETHER) Hm.

But this is my mum's house in England

where I'll be retiring to.

Quaint, don't you think?

But this is all so sudden.

I mean, how do you even know this Mr. X and his droids

can do the job?

[beeping]

A fighter jet has taken off from a nearby military facility

without its pilot.

Go on the mission, and you'll see just

how superior the droids are. - Oh, please!

Like some dumb droids are going to be better spies than us?

So not going to happen.

As in file that under "As if!"

Trust me girls.

Seeing is believing.

[yelling]

[music playing]

According to my X-Powder, the rogue jet should be right

on top of us, which means those droid

thingies can't be far behind.

Then how come we're more alone than Mandy on prom night?

[yelling]

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On second thought, I think we're in the right spot.

Which means if we want to save the city and prove Jerry wrong,

we've got to stop that jet ASAP!

Come on!

OK, there it is.

Now how do we bring it down withing getting pummeled

or messing up our do's?

We go for the old triple bungee lasso maneuver.

Save and hair-friendly.

Good thinking, Sammy.

Whoa!

Cease and desist your air attack at this moment.

Whoa!

What is that thing?

I think it's our replacement.

And FYI, it's seriously freaky looking.

I don't know about you, girls, but I'm not

about to be out-spied by some overgrown toaster oven!

You're right, Sam.

Let's show that thing that being a WOOHP agent is all about.

[yelling]

Cease and desist!

Cease and desist!

[music playing]

Too bad plucking a plane out of the sky like a stray eyebrow

hair isn't in our repertoire.

[gunfire]

[yelling]

[music playing]

This is your final warning.

Cease and desist all air attack activity.

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[beeping]

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[explosion]

Wowza!

Now that's what I call a takedown.

[yelling]

So, ladies, what did you think?

So the droids are way proficient at capturing

baddies. Big deal.

Yeah.

It doesn't mean we have to trust them.

I assure you the new head of WOOHP is quite reputable.

In fact, I've checked his references all the way up

to the Queen of England.

[royal music]

Hm.

I know it's hard to accept, girls, but the days of spying

are over for me and you.

[gasps]

Oh, no!

So you mean this is really the end for us?

No more WOOHPing, no more gadgets, and no more baddies?

That's correct.

And no more training, no more teamwork, and no more missions?

I'm afraid not.

And no more posh jets, no more international

dating, and no more unauthorized use of the WOOHP credit card?

Uh, should have kept that last one to myself.

Consider yourself forgiven, Clover.

With your years of exemplary service,

you certainly deserve it.

In fact, all of you deserve praise for your dedication

and hard work.

The world is truly a better place because of you.

You too, Jere.

Yeah.

You're an amazing spy, an amazing boss,

and an amazing friend.

Totally!

Now everyone get in here for an amazing group hug

before I completely melt.

[crying]

Now, now.

You needn't be sad.

Just because I'm going to England

doesn't mean we won't see each other.

You swear?

Of course I do.

In fact, I'll organize a party with all the WOOHP agents

to celebrate our success.

How's spring break sound?

JERRY: Oh, that sounds lovely, Sam.

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SAM (VOICEOVER): And what about another party

during winter vacation?

JERRY (VOICEOVER): I'll make the hot cocoa.

Extra marshmallows, just how you like it.

And now for one last bit of business.

I'll need you to hand over your X-Powders and jetpacks.

[gasps]

But we can't give them back.

Yeah.

They're like a part if us.

Sorry, girls, but it's for your own good.

However, you can keep your spy suits.

[sighs]

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OK, you can have our gear back,

but only on one condition.

You promise to let us keep our spy-tastic penthouse, too.

With pleasure.

Now, prepare for your final WOOHPing.

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[yelling]

Bye, Jere!

Bye, Jerry!

[music playing]

Nicely done, troops, but our work has just begun.

It's time to prepare for phase two of my plan.

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[yelling]

Sad as I am about not being spy chic anymore,

I definitely won't miss these WOOHPings.

You can say that again.

Oh.

No, seriously, I couldn't hear you.

Say that again.

Take that!

And that!

And that!

Looks like I'm going to have to dig

deep to move this hunk of junk!

We may have endured our last WOOHPing,

but the wrath of Mindy is alive and well.

Come on!

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Mandy!

If you leave so much as a fingerprint on my--

Hiya!

Whoa!

[crash]

Mandy, are you OK?

Mandy? - Ouch.

Come on, girls!

Grab a leg!

Of course I'm OK.

Now get your loser hands off me!

[gasps]

[screams]

Oh, no!

I-- I-- I-- I broke a nail!

Oh!

Did she really just pass out over a broken nail?

[music playing]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

SAM: Mandy!

Mandy!

Snap out of it.

Clover?

Sam?

Alex?

It's so nice to see you guys.

Uh, are you sure you didn't meet your head

when you slipped, Mandy?

I feel fine.

In fact, when I broke my nail, my whole life

flashed before my eyes, and I realized

that I'm a horrible person.

No argument there.

So from now in, I am going to be a good person,

and my first deed is to get your old parking spot back.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lot of work to do.

[laughs]

OK.

First WOOHP closes, and now this freak show?

It's like our whole world's tuned upside done.

Come on.

The only thing that'll cheer us up

is another shopping spree Rodeo Drive-style.

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It's going to be so nice to hear

the pitter patter of Jerry's little feet around the house

again.

[humming]

Let's see.

Tea, scones.

Oh, and Jerry's favorite.

Devonshire cream.

[humming]

Oh!

My word.

I'm so very sorry.

Trust me, dear.

You will be.

[yelling]

[crash]

[humming]

Since we already have cute outfits,

the obvious next step is to get some cute shoes.

No pun intended.

And wouldn't you know it, here's a shoe store right here.

In that case, let's do it!

[laughs]

OK, but follow my lead.

Shop in a calm, orderly manner, and don't get too

emotional about your purchases.

Wow!

Look at all the cool shoes!

I want! I want!

I want!

Oh!

Way!

(TOGETHER) All right!

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One pair of snappy patent leather flats for me.

And one pair of faux fur striders for me.

And 10 pairs of assorted shoes for me.

I'm not going to have to go shoe shopping again for like a week.

[music playing]

[gasps]

Hold it right there!

Your money's no good here, girls.

Put this on my account, and throw in some

of those cute rainbow laces.

Mandy, that this is a really nice gesture,

but you don't have to--

Nonsense.

After all the grief I put you three through,

it is the least I can do.

(TOGETHER) Uh, thanks, Mandy.

[laughs]

OK, is it possible that Mandy really turned over a new leaf,

or is this just another one of her tricks?

Who cares?

I just got a huge bag of shoes and it didn't cost me a cent.

Oh!

Maybe we should take the car shopping before she

comes back to her senses.

(TOGETHER) Hey!

Hurry!

We've got to nab that shoe napper!

[music playing]

Look!

It's a crime fighting droid!

- Hold up. - Huh?

Why should we break a sweat when

this is so that droid's job?

Hey, droidie!

Baddie coming right at you!

[beeping]

Did what I think just happened actually happen?

You bet it did.

That droid totally let that crook get away.

Not even on the job for one day, and they're

already slacking off?

How lame is that?

You owe me 10 pairs of shoes, pal!

Hey, what's up with those news choppers?

I don't know, but they seem to be checking out

something on the next block.

Then maybe we should, too.

[music playing]

[shouting]

What's going on now?

And where are the droids?

[explosion]

[laughs]

[shouting]

[band music]

[music playing]

It looks like some sort of crime wave.

Every criminal in town must be here.

Look!

It's not just happening in Beverly Hills.

It's like all over So Cal!

[laughs]

Hey, we were watching those.

[screaming]

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These guys are stealing everything

that isn't nailed down, and a few things that are.

Oh, no!

Incoming!

[shouting]

Then we need to be outgoing!

I don't get it.

There droids were supercharged baddie bashers on our mission,

but now they're totally MIA.

I don't know, but if someone doesn't stop these criminals,

we're going to be RIP!

[shouting]

Maybe sooner than you think.

We're about five seconds away from being stampeded.

Which way should we go?

There's only one way to go.

Up!

[shouting]

[barking]

Now that we're not spies anymore,

we are so not equipped to deal with this.

Which is why we better tell Jerry about this right away.

There's a pay phone.

Cover me!

Cover you?

With what?

Uh, positive thoughts?

[music playing]

Hiya!

[music playing]

Ahh!

Looks like we're going to have to make that call from Mali-U.

With pleasure.

Come on!

[music playing]

[gasping]

That was so crazy.

Ew.

Yeah, almost as crazy how clean this place is.

Weird.

This place was a complete mess earlier today.

Which is exactly why I tidied up the place for you,

girlfriends.

Mandy?

You shouldn't have.

But since you did, did you happen to clean under my bed?

It gets majorly icky under there.

Of course.

It's the least I could do to make up for the heinous stunts

I pulled over the years.

Thanks so much for everything, Mandy.

We'll be in touch.

But-- but-- but!

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually

liked the old Mandy better.

Hm!

[music playing]

JERRY: British flag boxer shorts, Queen Mother coffee

mug, and Big Ben alarm clock.

Yep, that should just about do it.

Except for my box of failed gadgets, that is.

[phone ringing]

Hello, retirement central.

Jerry, it's us.

Girls, when I told you to keep in touch,

I didn't mean for you to call me this very day.

Duh!

This isn't a social call, Jere.

It's business, as in crime is rampant all

over Beverly Hills and those droids

aren't doing squat about it.

What?

That's impossible.

Those droids are highly sophisticated-- ah!

Oh, my!

Jerry?

Jerry, what is it?

JERRY: You?

What are you doing here?

Oh!

JERRY (ON PHONE): [screaming]

Jerry?

Jerry!

[dial tone]

He's gone!

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