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[music playing]

[yelling]

[laughter]

You!

Are you responsible for this?

[machine sounds]

No!

Please no!

[screaming]

[music playing]

How awesome is it that Mali-U is

nominated for a Cleany Award for most

pristine campus in the West!

Totally awesome.

Let's celebrate with some chewy-gooey-tuna-pistachio gum.

Sounds appetizing, but no thanks.

Alex, you know I only chew low-carb-sugar-free-nonfat-vegan

gum.

I don't see how we're not going to win this award.

The Mali-U grounds are completely flawless.

Oh!

Like, what's the 911?

What?

[gasp]

Hands in the air, perpetrator.

Not you two losers, just this loser.

Me?

Why me?

As head of volunteer campus patrol I

am taking you into custody for statute number 067980,

littering.

Littering?

I'd never do that to our beloved campus.

Oh, really?

And I suppose that this isn't yours?

Chewy-gooey-tuna-pistachio?

[gasp] But I thought I--

Save it for the judge, criminal.

Let's go litter-scum.

[laughter]

Wait, Mandy, this is all a misunderstanding.

Alex would never--

Huh?

[marching music]

You are officially banished to the Mali-U

holding cell until sentencing for your heinous crime.

Hey.

Wow!

This is almost as nice as my dorm.

And there aren't even any bars or guards.

The holding cell is on the honor system, duh.

This is Mali-U after all, we're not barbarians.

Natch.

Mandy, you have to listen to reason.

No visitors.

Ease up on the power trip, you two.

It's just a volunteer gig.

Gig?

Volunteer Campus Patrol is my life!

And just a little warning.

If you try to break and go all fugee,

you'll be booted out of Mali-U, forever.

Forever is a really long time.

Last time I saw her this revved up, we

are fighting over the latest D'Archi purse at Bag Boutique.

You girls better leave before--

[screaming]

Ugh.

Jerry, are you trying to get me booted out

of the most awesome U in Mali?

Huh.

Alex is being detained on a littering charge.

Oh, Alex, littering is disgraceful.

It was an accident!

Very well.

Whoa.

Hey cool!

That's me.

Jerry, you created a time-machine, so I

can be in two places at once.

No, wait, that doesn't make sense.

I know, it's a clone!

It's a hologram, Alex.

Oh, I guess that's kind of impressive.

Handsome

Hmm.

Oh!

I could so use that device for disastrous dates.

[evil laughter]

Sorry, Clover, I wouldn't dream of using

this for personal reasons.

Anymore.

Now, back to business.

There are reports of dirt-filled tornadoes, floods of sludge,

and other polluted goings on all over Beverly Hills.

Gross!

Indeed.

Who would want to dirty up BH?

Hopefully, you'll find out, and soon.

The consequences of such filth are

proving quite catastrophic to the environment.

Oh my, another disturbance is being reported right now.

Better gadget us, pronto, Jer.

Yes, here you are.

You're multifunction charm bracelet, net throwing

extendable rod mascara, inflatable lint roller,

and the new and improved chilled brella.

Awesome choices, Jerry.

Now give Beverly Hills a makeover.

Post-haste.

[screaming]

I'm leaving!

Ew!

And to think this was my fav chai tea hang out.

On the bright side, there's probably no line right now.

Ew!

[bell]

Hello, is anyone here?

Well, at least the chaos is over.

[alarm]

Ew!

Not over!

Hmm.

Sammy, this is guacamole.

It's raining dip.

What do we do?

Wallow in it!

Girls, I think we've found our litter-bug.

[yelling]

Don't attack!

Whoa!

Come on gang.

We can take out one little polluter.

Yeah!

Think about all the legit baddies we've taken on.

Get them!

[screaming]

OK, this is just plain mean!

[screaming]

Good thinking, Clover!

Only mother nature is allowed to give me a bad hair day.

Oh! floor wax!

[evil laughter]

What kind of wacko robot is armed with floor wax?

And it's not even lemon scented.

Cheapo.

Girls, look at this.

A feather.

Better head back to Mali-U and do some research.

I'm all for that.

I've been gone too long from my totally awesome holding cell.

I can't wait to use the elliptical machine.

[music playing]

Whoa!

You'll be faced with the stiffest punishment allowable

for such blatant disrespect to the most gorgeous

campus in the whole world.

Mm-hmm.

So a few hours in the holding cell

has turned you into a hardened criminal, huh?

Are you going to take being ignored by this loser?

Mindy!

Don't undermine me in front of the prisoner.

Like, I'm totally supporting you.

It's settled.

For playing hardball, I am not waiting until tomorrow.

I hereby sentence you to clean the entire campus.

Starting now.

Now?

Ha!

Look who's talkative, all of a sudden.

Well, too late to beg.

Hmm.

Get picking, loser.

Oh boy.

Phewph.

Mali-U will remain the most awesomely

clean campus in all of So.

Cal.

Mission accomplished, Mandy.

You call this accomplished?

How could you leave that on the ground?

It's a leaf.

Wrong!

If a leaf is not on a tree, it's garbage.

Now pick it up!

It's going to be a long night.

Only for losers.

[yawn]

How are you holding up, Alex?

Like she even needs to answer that.

Just look at her.

Litter duty is one thing, but that uber ugly outfit is

cruel and unusual punishment. - Totally.

No one could make this color work except a jack-o-lantern.

That must be the results of the feather analysis.

Apparently it's from a feather duster used by Clean Freaks.

I don't think it's fair to call

someone a clean freak just because they

use a feather duster, Sammy.

No, Clean Freaks is a cleaning service.

Better call Jer and fill him in.

I'm going to do a little more digging on Clean Freaks.

Spies, I'm-- Oh, Alex, orange is not doing you any favors,

dear.

Alex's mega fashion crisis is the least of our worries, Jer.

Our only lead right now is a feather used by Clean

Freaks cleaning service.

Oh my, I was hoping for more.

Beverly Hills is at a stage 10 toxicity alert as we speak.

Ugh.

Hey, look at this.

Clean Freaks is located in the center of BH.

I bet it's coming from there.

Excellent find, Sam.

You'd better go undercover as maids

and infiltrate Clean Freaks.

Maids?

But Jer, does that mean we'll have to touch even more dirt?

Quite possibly.

Ugh.

Better switch uni's.

Ew!

I think I'm going to be sick.

Suddenly, In my orange jumpsuit doesn't seem so bad.

[gasp] These Clean Freak's are freakishly dirty.

Huh?

Yeah, how does such a messy place win such a shiny award?

[gasp] Hey, Alex, you found a secret panel.

Way to snoop.

Come on!

Hello, like, what kind of bizarre feather duster is that?

Girls.

Look at all the attachments.

It's that robot-thingy that attacked us in Hotel Posh.

Shh.

Don't wake it!

[yelling]

Did you hear that?

Sounds like it's coming from the trash chute.

Uh.

Whoa!

Yowser!

Breath freshener.

I switched so I don't have to worry about dropping

any gum wrappers.

Yow!

Help!

Look out!

Help us!

Jerry is so going to make up for this assignment.

ALL: Incoming!

Get it off, get it off!

Whoa!

Ah. Minty fresh.

Come on!

We have to free the others.

I wouldn't do that if you.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Maid Meredith at your disposal.

Garbage disposal that is!

[evil laughter]

Like, you, seriously, need a refresher course

in cleanliness, maid messy!

What do you know about it?

I bet you've never washed a dish in your life.

Well I'm sick of you and all the other unappreciative snobs

that take my work for granted.

Hey!

I just cleaned an entire campus.

So there.

Oh boo hoo, hoo.

I keep all of Beverly Hills pristine.

But no more!

Soon it will be an uninhabitable dump.

But you're not just being untidy,

you're ruining the environment.

Good.

If I have it my way, they'll name a hole in the ozone

after me.

Don't count on it.

[gasp]

The thingy, it's awake!

Meet the world's first international vacuum dirtier.

The Hoovrica 3,000.

Together we will pollute the world.

We'll see about that.

Come on girls.

Let's clean house.

[yelling]

[evil laughter]

So that was a little embarrassing.

OK, ugly floral.

Hideous.

But ugly floral covered in trash?

Like, Sammy, I'm seriously freaking, here.

Ayy-ah!

[evil laughter]

Hoovrica comes with 58 interchangeable attachments.

Five of them turbocharged.

No one dunks my BFF in bucket of dirty water.

Ayy-ah!

Get him, Clover.

That's right.

It's just you and me, now.

Show me what you got, dirt bag.

Miss me?

I think you did.

[gasp]

I'm totally grossing myself out.

Bravo, bravo Hoovrica.

Now we'll leave these ingrates to perish in filth.

Trapped forever?

We're doomed.

We're trapped!

Calm down, everyone.

There's nothing to be scared of.

No one's ever perished from being in a dirty room.

All right.

I'll admit the ceiling closing in on us is a bit of an issue.

Sammy, I don't want to be trash-compacted!

Let's see.

Nail file, curling iron, oh, here we go, mini-slicer.

Sammy!

Alex!

Way to save us from a messy fate, Clover.

We'll get the others.

Clover, you get the door.

It's locked!

Hurry!

Quickly!

We're going to be crushed!

Now I know how a can of sardines feels.

Sardines without a net throwing,

extendable rod, mascara, maybe.

Brilliant move, Alex!

Oh, it won't hold for long.

Bottle opener, lip liner, tweezers.

Hurry Clover!

I'm hurrying!

Paper clip, hacksaw, toe nail clipper, wait, I know.

My totally awesome hair clip.

Duh.

Well I'll tell you one thing they're not getting

a bonus, that's for sure.

I'm finding another service.

Clean Freaks is fired.

WOOHP check?

Girls, I just got word that Beverly Hills is in danger

of being completely destroyed.

What's your status on the mission?

Well, we posed as maids, like you suggested.

Got beat up by a vacuum cleaner, tossed in a trash compactor,

and then watched helplessly as the baddie escaped.

I trust there's good news forthcoming?

Yeah, we are super-spies, Jer.

I slapped a tracking device on that outrageous Hoovrica.

Good thinking, Clover.

I'll feed the WOOHP GPS tracking signal to your x-powder.

Girls, maid Meredith is heading right toward campus.

She has another thing coming if she

thinks she's going to dirty up Mali-U after all my hard work.

[screaming]

Hey!

I just cleaned the quad.

You!

You'll wish you stayed in the trash compactor.

[screaming]

Sewer volcano!

Time to put a lid on this trash.

Oh yeah, I'd like to see you try to bust this dust.

Eek!

Revenge of the dust bunnies!

Ah!

I'm caught!

Hold on, Alex!

I have no choice.

Whoa!

Thanks, Sammy.

We, seriously, need a new plan of attack, girls.

[evil laughter]

We need to disable that monstrous menace.

And I know just how to do it.

What's the enemy of every vacuum?

Hair.

Sam, you're not suggesting--

Don't be ridiculous.

What's harrier than a head of hair?

No fair, she didn't give us a chance to answer.

I was going to say two heads.

Like, totally odd time to want to borrow my most fav

angora pullover ever, Sammy.

Just remember, it's for the greater good, Clover.

Sam, no!

Not my entire angora collection.

Take my hair!

Take my hair!

No can do.

This is bigger than your hair.

No!

Hungry?

I have the perfect snack for you!

I can't watch!

Oh.

No!

No!

My baby!

Oh, oh oh.

So sad to see someone lose their prized possession.

Tell me about it.

No, my babies!

[crying]

[music playing]

You know what they say, don't do the crime

if you can't do the time.

Job well done once again, girls.

You owe me big time for this, Jer.

What's that you say, Clover?

I better get to it, or Mali-U won't win the Cleany award.

[music playing]

Guess it's worth it.

Mali-U is the most awesome campus ever.

Most awesome campus ever.

Yeah, ever!

I'm finished with my duty, Mandy.

And if I'm not mistaken, your volunteer time is up too.

Lucky for you.

[beep-beep]

Hands in the air.

Not you, Alex.

Oh, phew.

I'm pretty tired.

What's going on?

I didn't do anything.

We are taking you into custody for statute number 067980,

littering.

Me?

Never!

Opaline Orchard Shimmer Gloss.

Is this your lipstick?

Yes.

But-- Huh?

I am innocent!

Innocent!

That's what they all say.

Oh, girls.

Don't forget the best part.

Not me!

[crying]

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