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[theme music]

Just 'cause WOOHP let you go doesn't mean you're innocent,

Jazz Hands.

I know you're up to something, and I'm gonna find out what.

[boat engine]

Whoa.

Looks like I hit the jackpot.

What?

Hey!

[grunting]

[gasping]

On second thought, maybe it hit me.

[gasping]

Guess I'll have to work out a sneakier way

to get into your evil mime lair.

[grunting]

[boat engine]

[grunting]

Really?

He said that?

[ringing]

I'm really worried about Sammy, Clover.

She's skipping classes, cutting out on important missions,

and totally lying to us.

Tell me about it.

Her behavior is way bizarro.

She even rushed out today without her morning latte.

[gasping] You don't think she has new BFFs do you?

[laughing]

There's only one way to find out.

You mean, ask her?

As if.

Hm.

I mean spy on her.

Come on.

Yeah.

Time to find a new spytastic persona, one Jazz Hands

will totally fall for.

Perfect.

[laughing]

Now to capture the moment WOOHP style.

[snapping photos]

Hm.

Dear Mr. Hands, you are a misunderstood genius.

I'd love to meet you.

Your Biggest Fan, Miss Spirit Fingers.

To Mr. Jazz Hands, rush.

[laughing]

[ringing]

I don't know about you, but I've got the major guilties,

as in I so wouldn't want you guys snooping

through my stuff like this.

Well, don't go acting all freaky, Alex,

and we won't have to.

[gasping]

Oh, no. It's true.

What's true?

Sam's still wearing this turquoise mock turtle.

It's so last season.

Clover.

We're supposed to be looking for clues, not fashion blunders.

Sorry.

Couldn't help myself.

OK.

This is weird.

What's this envelope doing in Sam's sock drawer.

Knowing Sam, it's probably some mondu secret

homework assignment.

Operation secret partnership?

Secret partnership?

With who?

I don't know, but he doesn't look like a nice guy.

Subject is considered brilliant, but dangerous.

Cool and calculated, but prone to impulsive behavior.

So Sam's got a secret dossier about a secret partnership

with an evil super villain?

And worst of all, she's hiding it from us.

Uh-oh.

[gasping] Red alert.

Red alert.

Operation secret partnership has just been breached.

[crying out]

I'm sure there's a perfectly good

reason why Sammy's partnering up with an evil super villain.

Yeah.

Like maybe she's become on herself.

[cackling]

[screaming]

[gasping] What was that?

It sounded like a super shrill, super annoying scream,

which can only mean one thing.

[gasping]

See, I told you their penthouse would be dry.

Mandy, Mindy, what are you doing here?

And what's with the majorly bad hair day?

Ugh, this pipe burst in our room,

and like, the whole soaked.

But no biggie.

We'll just stay here with you guys.

[crying out] Uh, sorry, Mandy, but we're kind of full up.

No probs.

We'll just crash on the couch.

You won't even know we're here.

[shouting]

You guys are lucky.

This place is seriously fab.

And we can make it even fabber.

I see fluorescent beach wallpaper,

faux fur throw rugs, hot pink tiles in the kitchen.

[gasping]

Well, then, you need to get your eyes

checked, because no one pus ho pink tiles in my kitchen.

Yeah.

We'll just see what the RA has to say about this.

[knocking]

[grunting]

[shouting]

Is it me, or is this day turning out way weird?

Not to mention way smelly.

Spies, I have an urgent mission for you.

I hope so.

I hate to think we went trash surfing for nothing.

Wait a sec. Where's Sammy?

We can worry about Samantha later.

A devious super villain named The Bully is on the loose,

and you two have to stop him right away.

We're on it, Jer.

What's his location?

He's working his evil plan as we speak at Beverly and Monroe.

Beverly and Monroe?

Isn't that like, a playground?

And a dangerous one at that.

No time to waste.

But what about our--

[shouting]

Thanks, Jer.

That was a close one.

I mean, even if I totally miss working with Alex and Clover,

I can't have them blowing my cover.

My pleasure, Sam.

After all, what are secret partnerships for.

[ringing]

Hello?

JAZZ HANDS (ON PHONE): Is this Miss Spirit Fingers?

Why, yes it is.

JAZZ HANDS (ON PHONE): This is Jazz Hands.

I received your delightful photo.

You did?

JAZZ HANDS (ON PHONE): Yes.

And I was quite impressed by it.

Perhaps we should meet.

I'll be there.

Hm.

[zooming]

[grunting]

In a hurry much?

I mean, what's with Jer setting us on a mission sans spy gear?

Maybe The Bully is so evil and devious,

the gadgets won't work on him.

Hey, here he is.

He looks kind of small.

Or mean.

I can' believe some pintsize super villain

wants to terrorize a bunch of little kids.

Something tells me, we don't need gadgets to pull this off.

Hey, shrimp.

Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Drop the balls right now.

[grunting]

Hey. Whoa.

Whoa.

[laughing]

So you wanna do this the hard way, huh?

[grunting]

[shouting]

Hard is right.

Running with French tips is way difficult.

[laughing]

Hey. Where'd he go?

Beats me.

I'll go this way, you go that way.

Hm.

[cackling]

[grunting]

[laughs]

[crying out]

[cackling]

We've got you cornered, Mr. Bully.

What did I do?

What did I do?

[gasping]

[grunting]

No way.

It's a little kid.

So he says.

Why were you bullying all those children down there?

I was just playing dodgeball.

Please don't hurt me, lady.

Whoa.

He is just a little kid.

Don't worry, sweetie.

We're not going to hurt you.

You run along now.

[raspberries]

This is so embarrassing.

Why did Jer send us on such a kooky mission.

Maybe he got some bad info, or maybe

WOOHP is running out of real super-villains for us to fight.

[snoozing]

Though without him answering our calls, I guess

we'll really never know for sure.

It's just as well.

Something real's going on with Sam,

and our most urgent mission is to find out what.

You're right.

We've got to get back on her trail.

Hey, if she has her xpowder on her, we can totally track her.

Awesome idea.

But first, we need to score a few gadgets.

But how are we going to do that

without going back to WOOHP?

Simple.

We improvise.

[grunting]

These are our gadgets?

- They'll have to do for now. - Thanks, kids.

We'll bring everything back as soon as we can.

[groaning]

It's just so few people understand

the sublime greatness of mime.

They don't know what they're missing.

Mime is the purest expression of the human heart.

That is so true.

According to my xpowder's GPS, Sam

should be right around here.

Then why don't I see her?

Wait a minute.

Isn't that?

BOTH: Jazz Hands?

I am the world's greatest mime.

[grunting]

I have a diploma from the International Mime Academy.

You may not understand the intricate craft of mime.

[grunting]

Whoa.

Whoa.

[whooshing]

What's freaky mime guy doing here?

Good question.

This place is way too trendy for evil super-villains.

And who's that freaky mime girl with him?

I don't know, but it's a good thing we brought gadgets.

Ms. Spirit Fingers, I believe it is destiny,

fate, kismet that brought us together.

For me, it was an overpowering feeling of duty

to be of service to the greatest mime the world has ever known.

She's someone called Ms. Spirit Fingers.

Uh!

But wait, I recognize that voice.

It's Sam.

[gasping]

Sammy?

[screeching]

And I hate to see you toiling all

alone, trying to awaken the world to the genius of mime.

If only I could help you in your righteous plight.

You can indeed.

My master plan.

This will revolutionize the way mimes are treated forever.

[cackling]

Sam's secret partnership is with Jazz Hands.

She really has gone over to the other side.

So Ms. Spirit Fingers is her evil super villain name?

Lame, right?

You'd think after all these years of battling baddies,

she'd come up with something cooler.

[cackling]

And after I'm done with my masterpiece,

the public will have no choice but to accept--

no, to love mimes.

Um, what exactly do you mean by no choice?

[gasping]

But before you can be part of my grand plan, Ms

Spirit Fingers, you must prove your loyalty

to me by procuring this.

Anything for the betterment of mimes everywhere.

They're coming.

Sammy, you're a super spy, not a super villain.

Not to mention, the super villain thing

is totally not your look.

Come on.

We got to see what her next evil move is.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hi, Clover.

You're gonna love what we've done to the place.

Done?

It looks so much hipper now, but we're like, totally

stumped with the wallpaper.

I like pink with purple polka dots,

and Mindy likes purple with pink polka dots.

Mandy, if you change anything in our place,

you're going to seeing pink and purple polka dots.

What?

Pink with purple polka dots?

I knew I was right.

Bye. CLOVER: Mandy.

Mandy.

[grunting] When we get home.

Later, Clover.

Right now, we have to keep spying on Sammy.

[shouting]

[grunting]

No way.

I can't believe it.

The part where Sam's breaking into a high tech weapons lab,

or the part where she's using WOOHP gadgets for evil?

Let's go.

Hm.

[whooshing]

Let's do it.

What is that thing?

I don't know, but I wouldn't want

Jazz Hands to get a hold of it.

Do you think we should try Jer again?

No time.

We have to stop Sammy in her evil tracks.

[grunting]

Time for improvised gadget number

two, a little something we like to call the marble immobilizer.

Ya.

Wa!

[grunting]

And now for a little jump rope jamboree.

Hi-ya.

[crying out]

BOTH: Gotcha.

Clover?

Alex?

What are you doing?

Duh.

What does it look like?

We're taking you into WOOHP for your own good.

But no.

You don't understand.

Oh, we do, Sam.

I too have been tempted by the dark side.

Once, I almost wore a salmon belly

shirt with striped capris.

But I resisted, Sam.

I resisted.

[cheering]

Look, I can't explain it, but you have to let me go.

Don't worry.

We'll always be BFFs, even if you

are a super villain who's gonna spend the rest of your life

behind bars. - In that case.

[crying]

I promise, I'll explain later.

Talk about rude.

She's totally escaping.

Not for long.

[grunting]

'70s style transportation, much?

We'll never catch her like this.

Unless we take a short cut.

[grunting]

Major grindage.

Gnarly thrash.

BOTH: Yeah.

Watch out.

[boom]

She's heading into that tunnel.

How'd they get so close?

[shouting]

Look, the micro-thingy.

Oh, no.

You have to snag it fast.

Ms. Spirit Fingers is coming back.

[grunting]

Quick.

I'll lean into a wall rind.

Hi-ya!

[grunting]

[thunder]

Give it up, Sammy.

Sorry, Clover. No can do.

[grunting]

[grunting]

Face it.

There's no getting past me.

I know every move you're gonna make.

And so do I.

Ha!

Hi-ya.

[grunting]

Hi-ya.

[grunting]

It's two against one.

It's not fair.

Unless I use my gadgets.

[grunting]

[gasping]

Let's see if you can anticipate my moves backwards.

[grunting]

Hey, this is kinda freaky.

Just pretend you're fighting in the mirror.

You know, like when you're wrestling a big old zit.

Hi-ya.

Hey.

Ya.

[shouting]

Sorry, Sam, but your evil mime days are officially done-zo.

The cell isn't so bad.

Just think of it as a huge walking closet.

That has no clothes and you have to live

in for the next 20 years.

How'd she do that?

She didn't.

I did.

Jerry?

You're letting her out?

But she's Ms. Spirit Fingers, evil super villain.

I'm afraid she's still Sam, WOOHP super spy.

Undercover super spy to be precise.

[gasping] You mean, you went undercover without telling us?

Well, she wouldn't be a very good

undercover agent if everybody knew about it, would she?

Hm.

He's got a point.

No, he doesn't.

We're her partners.

It was crucial that WOOHP find out Jazz Hand's next plan

without tipping him off.

It was only safe to have one spy in deep cover,

and we needed to keep it on the QT.

I even limited my contact by communicating

with her indirectly.

Getting me Jazz Hands' dossier through that vending machine

was totally genius.

Indeed, it was.

Though quite uncomfortable.

So Sammy isn't an evil super villain after all?

Well, not in the slightest.

BOTH: Awesome.

I'm so glad you're not upset.

Upset?

Are you kidding?

We're way stoked.

Yeah, we totally got our BFF back.

But remember spies, Jazz Hands still

thinks Sam is Ms. spirit Fingers,

his willing partner in evil.

So she must deliver the stolen microchip as planned.

But now you can be my contacts on the outside

while I infiltrate Jazz Hand's evil organization.

Deal.

ALL: Yeah!

Speaking of evil infiltration, Mandy and Mindy are still

at our penthouse redecorating.

What?

We'll explain on the way home, after returning our gadgets

to the kids at the playground.

[gasping]

Hey, wanna-bes.

Don't you love your new place?

We did it all by ourselves.

Vision blurring.

Losing consciousness.

Clover?

Oh, dear.

This calls for immediate action.

[sighing]

Just wait till you see your bedrooms.

[giggling]

[shouting]

[coughing]

[gasping]

Wow.

That was like, a miracle. - Not quite.

But desperately needed nonetheless.

After all, you can't exactly keep a low profile

with those two around.

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