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[beeping]

[theme music]

Careful now.

This is the greatest discovery in decades.

[explodes]

[sinister laughing]

Hmm.

Whoa!

[groans irritably]

Hey, Sammy!

Hey Sammy me.

Look at this place.

You girls leave a trail everywhere you go.

Well, aren't those your books.

Totally!

Like, who are you to play the blame game?

They're on the floor because I tripped

on one of Alex's silly games.

[gasps] Silly!

Resurgence of the Underground Creature is anything but silly.

The title alone should tell you that.

[kisses]

Besides, what's the big deal?

Being messy is part of dorm life.

It's a rite of passage like dating cute college boys.

[beeps]

Hi, Clover.

I would be honored if you would accompany with me

to the library studies picnic.

[beeps]

Hi, Clover.

The math club is having a dance and--

[beeps]

Um, I just want to say your eyes sparkle

like the crystal of ultimate power

in [inaudible] zone level 63. - Ugh!

It's like I'm a geek magnet ever since I

accidentally went into that comic book store at the mall.

From the outside, it totally looked like a shoe store.

[sighs] I wouldn't mind if a few

geeks were interested in me.

How about you getting interested

in a little cleaning.

[gasps]

[screaming]

Uh. once again, impeccable timing.

You're the one who times these things, Jer.

I know.

I was commending myself.

There have been reports of strange goings

on at the Chateau St. Shishi Ski Resort in the Alps,

and I want you to investigate.

Yeah!

[gasps] Chateau St. Shishi!

That's like the most shishi chateau in the world.

We are so on it.

And I have the perfect outfit.

I certainly hope it doesn't clash with your gadgets.

Don't worry.

You can just redesign the gadgets if they do.

We have the net throwing extendable rod mascara,

multifunction charm bracelets--

Classics.

Go with any outfit.

And the portable skiboots.

They go from fashion statement to skis in 0.0001 seconds.

Last but not least, you'll need this.

[gasps]

ALL: Wow!

Sweet ride, Jer.

Thanks!

Shishi, here we come.

[sinister laughing]

Whoa!

Finally, you are the one I've been waiting for all my life.

So it begins.

Hmm?

[gasps]

ALEX: No way!

Does it get any better?

I think it just did.

[groans]

How could anything bad happen at a place like this?

[screams]

Huh?

That's how!

That outfit's a crime.

So, where do you want to start our investigation?

Over there by the cute guy?

All right!

Whoa!

Maybe we should start with them.

Excuse me.

Hello?

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Miss?

Stop right there!

[gasps] You got to get out of here.

This place is dangerous.

Dangerous?

[giggles] Everything looks fine, even the gondola is--

[screams]

Crashing down to Earth!

Come on, spies!

[screams]

OK, so maybe it's a little dangerous here after all.

[grunts]

[screams]

I guess we know where to start our investigation.

What do you think of these teeth marks?

Snow rats?

Even if such a thing did exist, these are too big.

I'll get a saliva sample for Jerry to analyze.

Sammy, Alex, look at these strange tracks.

Totally not snow rats.

At least I hope.

Maybe these are bear tracks.

Hello!

Like bears hibernate this time of year.

[strains]

[gasps]

Maybe it has insomnia.

Careful!

[screams]

Let me out of this thing!

You first!

I'm on a very important mission.

The bunny slopes are on the other side.

So hop on over and stop interfering in our mission.

[laughs]

[strains]

OK, someone has to give or we'll all become icicles here.

I'll release you only if you promise to do the same.

Fine, but no funny stuff.

[screams]

Wow!

On second thought, you can snare me any time.

Unbelievable.

The poshest resort in all of Switzerland, and I get the one

and only geek here.

I'm not a geek.

I'm Martin Mystery, paranormal investigator extraordinaire.

[scoffs] I guess I stand corrected.

Come on, girls.

Wait.

Who are you working for.

You are clearly not a WOOHP agent.

WOOHP? Boring.

I'm from The Center.

We handle all the cool paranormal cases in the world.

[scoffs] Well, I doubt this case

has anything to do with the paranormal

since there's no such thing.

[chuckles] You know, you remind me of my sister Diana.

She's a really lame buzzkill, too.

[yells]

Hey, look at this.

[gasps]

Aha!

Proof of the paranormal.

How else can you explain footprints just ending?

CLOVER: That's how.

The culprit hopped on a snowmobile.

[laughs]

MARTIN: Well, OK, but what about the skiers

who disappeared from the resort.

That's a paranormal mystery for sure.

People have disappeared?

Martin might be on to something.

In Resurgence of the Underground Creature,

the base resurfaced only to take humans underground with them.

This is nothing like R of the UC.

That game is so old.

It's an electronic fossil.

This is totally arctic primates.

Hybrids rule the tundra and feed off the humans.

Hottest game out there.

And we all know life imitates art.

I believe it's the other way around, art imitates life.

[sighs] So Diana.

Hmm?

Hmm.

So much for following the tracks.

Now what? - Well, so long.

Nice knowing you.

Good luck on your mission.

[gasps]

Hey, What do you say we work together on this?

Great idea!

[groans angrily]

Uh, um.

Only if Jerry approves.

Girls, how's the investigation going?

Good.

We found some--

Clo, cut to the chase.

Jer, what do you know about The Center and Martin Mystery.

We ran it to him, and he wants to team up.

The Center!

Martin Mystery!

Oh, my!

Oh, my!

[gasps]

Martin's boss, MOM and I go way back.

Your mom is Martin's boss?

Mystery Organization Manager, M-O-M.

Teaming up is a fabulous idea, girls.

His credentials are on par with yours.

Ouch!

That one hurt.

Hmm.

Jer, while I have you, what about that saliva sample?

Well, that's a tricky one, Sam.

I haven't gotten anything conclusive yet.

Say no more.

Slime scan to the rescue.

Uwatch activated.

Slime scan selected.

[beeps]

[gasps]

We'll just dual swap our info and--

[gasps]

I knew it!

It's Yeti saliva.

How can that be?

There's no such thing.

Any more.

But they used to exist and in fact there

was a very recent discovery.

That's right!

A scientist recently found a specimen in the Antarctic.

Then I guess we owe this scientist a little visit.

We'll use my eye cutter to get in.

Thanks but we have our own gadgets.

Mine are better.

It's not the gadget.

It's the gadgeteer.

[giggles]

Watch and learn.

Eye cutter selected

Ha!

Huh!

[gasps]

Jerry, is so getting us an eye cutter when we get back.

MARTIN: Ha, ha, ha!

[groans irritably]

[giggles]

Ha!

All right. It's real.

But it's not exactly running around the mountain

wreaking havoc. It's frozen in ice.

Girls, look at this!

Huh!

Yeah, hi.

Not a girl.

Martin Mystery, the guy who's been helping you all day.

Think someone's extracting DNA from this creature.

But why?

My guess is that's why.

[growls]

Oh, perfect.

Adored by yet another geek.

I got him, Clover.

Ha, don't worry, Clover.

I'll save you. Whoa!

Whoa!

Not so fast!

[growls]

ALEX: Clover!

SAM: Get back here!

Glacier goggles?

Why would a Yeti want what such a thing?

Guess you're never too hairy to accessorize.

We should head back to WOOHP.

We should go to The Center.

Go ahead.

We don't need you to rescue Clover.

Hmm, rescue Clover.

On second thought, I've always wanted

to see what WOOHP was like.

So how is MOM?

Does she talk about me much?

I remember the cutest thing she said to me once--

Custom-made glacier goggles sure don't come cheap.

Only three shipped in the last month.

Let's see to whom.

Hey, a pair went to the park ranger station

near the Chateau St. Shishi.

Bingo!

Back to Switzerland.

[yelps] What a shame.

Gotta run.

Nice meeting you though.

[screams]

Oh, do tell MOM I say hello.

[yells]

I got to talk to MOM about getting one

of these jetpacks parachutes.

So you admit our gadgets are better than yours?

Different, yes.

Better, no.

Let's do a recon before we enter.

There she is.

[groans]

[teeth chattering]

It's warmer outside.

[moans]

Don't worry, Clover.

Martin Mystery to the rescue.

[gasps]

[straining to speak]

Aren't you going to untie me?

[growls]

[panics]

Oh!

Even the geeks think I'm hideous.

[growls]

Poor, Clover.

But on the bright side, you have your own fur-lined boots now.

[growling]

[laughs nervously] Who are your friends?

[inaudible]

Don't you ever walk into buildings?

Freeze right there, furball.

[growls] [spits]

[screams]

[gasps]

Eww!

Why are you doing this?

[growls] I'm not the one destroying the land.

It's those developers over-developing

the entire mountain.

I had to take action.

You couldn't sign a petition or chain yourself

to a tree like most protesters?

Huh?

No!

What about the crazy skiers always going off the trail

and getting lost.

Who do you think has to find them and bring them back?

I do.

I'm tired of it.

It's your job.

I became a park ranger to take care of the mountain, not

the people.

Well, you can't scare everyone away.

I don't need to with the Yeti DNA

I already administered to your friend here

and to the scientists.

Thank you very much for the find.

I'll populate the whole mountain with Yetis.

Yeti Mountain!

Great idea for a video game.

One more thing--

Ow!

[groans]

Ouch!

[struggling]

I'll come back for you once I get rid of the resort.

You should be transforming by then.

Transforming?

Don't worry.

I'll drill us out of here.

Just uncover my Uwatch, then I can

laser with the rest of the ice.

You've done enough damage.

Damage?

I didn't get captured if that's what you're implying.

I'm not implying.

I'm saying.

Based on what?

Rule number 1!

Don't provoke the villain!

Quiet!

[avalanche rumbling]

Did you hear that?

Avalanche!

Get ready to--

Already on it.

[screams]

Sammy, you have snow on your eyebrows.

What's the matter?

What is it?

Oh, nothing.

You're turning Yeti!

[growls]

Huh?

[beeps]

Oh, no!

- Girls-- - Martin--

- There's another disturbance-- - There's another disturbance.

At the ski resort.

MOM?

Oh my!

Jerry?

I had no idea.

I haven't seen you since the secret organization conference

in Venice three years ago.

[chuckles] Was that Venice or Oslo?

Eww!

Hurry Before they say something we'll never forget.

[banging]

[groaning]

[crashing]

[screaming]

[gasps]

[growling]

We have to stop them before we become one of them.

Cool move!

Can this possibly get any worse?

People are trapped inside.

[screams]

Oh, no!

[growls]

Go for it, Sammy.

We'll keep these-- guys, girls, whatever they are busy.

[screams]

Let's do it.

[growls]

Hey, watch it!

Oh!

Whoa!

Just once, I'd like to see something defy physics.

[growls]

Oh!

Not a good time!

[growls]

[groans]

Gotcha!

[screams]

Who put this tree here?

Hey!

Mind if I catch a ride?

Hmm.

OK, now!

Ha!

Ha!

Martin!

How about a little winter warrior pew action?

Ah!

My second favorite game.

ALEX: Yeah!

No hard feelings, but a spy's gotta do what a spy's gotta do.

[growls]

[screams] - Aha!

Hi-yah!

[giggles]

[screams]

[growls]

Whoa!

[screams]

[screams]

[gasps]

Sammy!

This won't hold long.

Martin, use your eye cutter to slice an opening in the roof.

[grunts]

[explodes]

[gasps]

[screams]

Sam!

No!

[screams]

Whoa!

Yes!

Jerry's not gonna be happy about that.

[growls]

Aha!

Hmm.

[growls]

[horn honks]

[growls]

ALEX: [deep sighs] Clover.

MARTIN: Don't worry, Clover.

I'll save you.

Soon as we get home, WOOHP and The Center will work

on recalculating the ranger's formula to extract the Yeti

DNA [growls] from all of us.

Wow!

Awesome!

Are you sure it worked?

You know Jer doesn't exactly focus when MOM's around.

What if they got the formula wrong?

You look great, Clover.

Honest.

Not a Yeti hair in sight.

So, Martin, what do you say we grab a double mocha

frappe whippacino at Mali--

Yeah, that sounds great and all,

but I kinda have other plans.

Whoa!

An advance copy of Extra-terrestrial Lizard Wars!

It's not even scheduled to be out until next summer.

I know!

Next week, I'm getting The Slothra Chronicles Volume 94.

Oh, boy!

The Center.

Sorry, Alex.

I gotta run.

Wait. Hey!

- Bye. - Oh, no!

Martin!

Trust me.

It's for the best, Alex.

Now, you don't have to date a geek

and be second fiddle to his comic book collection.

[sighs]

All I know is we have to talk to Jerry about the way

we're summoned to WOOHP.

This seems so much more pleasant.

Yummy.