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[music playing]

I think I'll brush up on my WOOHP skills.

You never know when a super villain might decide to strike.

You're going down.

Take that-- hiya.

Oh, no.

[screams]

[music playing]

Ew.

Why does garbage have to be so trashy?

[gasps]

Hey, hold that door.

OK.

Ha, ha.

Nice.

Caught in the act.

This ought to get those losers kicked

out of that posh penthouse, so we can get us kicked in.

[laughter]

When those surfer boys see how cute I am riding a wave,

they're totally going to want to hang 10 with me.

And thanks to the new WOOHP mini water wings,

I won't make a fool out of myself.

I am so in the zone today.

Now to get their attention.

Whoa, no one said anything about they're

being whirlpools in surfing.

Where's a cute lifeguard when you need one?

Oh, [inaudible]

[laughter]

That's not exactly the kind of attention I had in mind.

Between studying and missions, I have

really let my laundry pile up.

Oh, yes, I'd say it's just about ripe.

Ah, I better get out of here before the spin cycle.

OK.

Who's the creep who pushed me in there?

Weird.

It was a hit and run.

Weirder-- they folded and starched my clothes.

Hmm?

Phew.

Nothing like breaking an after-class sweat.

Ooh.

Time to rehydrate.

All I wanted was a bottle of water.

I guess I can forget about my change.

That is so bizarre.

Three near-misses in one day.

Do you think they were accidents?

Or do you think someone deliberately

tried to rub us out?

I don't know, but who could attack

us separately at the same time?

I analyzed all the variables, and the data

suggests that some past WOOHP villains could be to blame.

CLASSMATES: Over there.

CLASSMATES: I see them.

It sounds like the bad guys are back for round two.

Hey?

False alarm.

It's just kids from our dorm.

They probably just want to invite us to a floor party.

- Don't let them escape. - Get them.

CLASSMATES: Hurry before they get away.

Or not.

We need to get out of here and fast.

Jerry, we need you to WOOHP us right away.

[screams]

[gasp]

Close one.

Thanks for save, Jer.

I see you are making quite an impression on campus.

I wish I knew what our dorm mates were so hyper about.

Well, you can figure that out later.

Right now, I've analyze the data from your attacks,

and found three villains who fit the MO.

Neat Freak.

Man Hands.

The Rocky Tornado.

However, it couldn't have been them, because, as you can see,

they are all currently behind bars at the WOOHP

detention facility.

Maybe it was just our dorm mates pranking us.

But, why would the do that?

Maybe it's some kind of initiation,

you know, like a welcome to school thing.

It's a strange way to say hello.

Speaking of strange situations,

I haven't been able to contact a super spy,

Britney, in quite some time.

What?

[gasp]

[music playing]

It's not like her to just forget to check in.

Maybe she's ignoring the rules.

Not Britney.

That's why I want you girls to check in on your old friend

and make sure she's OK.

You know, friend is kind of a strong word.

She's more of a spy acquaintance.

Sure thing, Jer. We'll track her down.

I just hope nothing bad has happened.

Here are some gadgets to help you with your mission--

the net-throwing mascara, the wind tunnel 9,000--

Bonus.

That is so much better.

Yes, quite.

And here's the new breezy bracelets,

which can turn any non-organic substance it touches into ice.

Don't worry, Jer.

We'll find out what's up with our fellow spy.

Good luck spies.

[screams]

SAM: Hello, Britney, are you home?

It doesn't look like she's here.

[gasp] hmm?

Check out Britney's music collection.

How lame is this?

I mean, on one listens to MC Diaper Rash any more.

Hey, I lent her that CD.

Yeah, well look at these clothes.

Talk about old tacky.

Hey, I have that exact same sweater.

I guess there's no point trying to find

any faults with Britney.

She's obviously perfect.

Look, it's WOOHP's virtual-training helmet.

Britney must have been using it to practice

fighting simulated baddies.

Only it looks like the circuits are fried.

See?

I knew she wasn't perfect.

She busted up WOOHP property.

No wonder one's heard from her-- she's hiding out.

I'll take this damaged helmet and give it to Jer

next time we're at WOOHP.

Well, Britney's obviously not here.

Let's get back to MALIU and see if we can find out what's

gotten into our dorm mates.

Hey, what's going on?

[interposing voices]

What's up with them?

They seem majorly upset.

Wouldn't you be?

After all, Mandy and Mindy are here.

We need to work together to rid

the dorm of this messy menace.

[gasp]

This most definitely does not look good.

Instead of making a mess and being bad dorm mates,

they should be showing some school spirit, like us.

We did our nails in the official MALIU school colors.

[cheering]

Hmm?

Hey, I don't remember inviting them!

Grrr.

OK.

This is all just a big misunderstanding.

We would never do those things.

Yeah, we love the dorm.

Hey ho, slobs must go!

Hey, ho, slobs must go! hey, ho, slobs must go!

hey, ho, slobs must go!

hey, ho, slobs must go!

Get them! Hurry!

Before the get away!

So much for innocent until proven guilty.

They're even worse than whoever attacked us before.

Now that we've got an angry mob of students chasing us,

it's going to be a way trickier to find--

Britney!

Hey, girls.

I was hoping we'd connect.

So what are you doing here?

I'm visiting MALIU because I'm thinking of transferring here

next semester.

Great.

Just think about all the cool things

the four of us can do together.

We can go shopping, study, go to beach parties

where I can crack open coconuts with my bear hands.

[gasp]

Uh-- is everything all right Britney?

Sure, everything is just perfect.

You know, you really should try to keep things tidier.

Yeah.

I'll get right on it.

So, what's up with the angry mob?

Huh?

It's Mandy and Mindy's fault. They're

orchestrating a smear campaign to try and get

us kicked out of our dorm.

Oh, no they won't.

I'll crush those no-good bullies.

No, Britney, wait.

Those losers are going to be totally banished from the dorm.

I love it when our catty plans come together.

Meow.

Seriously, what is our story?

Nobody messes with my best friends and gets away with it.

What are you talking about?

[screams]

We do not deserve to be treated like this.

What happened to them?

Maybe a low-pressure system from the north combined with

humidity in this region produced a sudden gust of wind that

carried them into that tree.

Whatever happened, it's pretty hilarious.

OK.

I've got to dash, but I figured I could crash at your place

tonight, if that's OK?

Sure, Brit, no problem.

Well, she's not getting my bed.

It's sofa-city for her all the way.

Hello?

Dorm-wreckers, we're still up here.

Go fetch us a ladder, or something!

Sure thing, girls.

Wait right there.

[laughter]

Great.

I have the most stylin' wardrobe at MALIU

and I have to dress up like a frumpy old professor?

You're just going to have to deal.

It's the only way we can walk the campus without being

swarmed by our dorm mates.

Let's just quickly get to the bottom of why Britney

has been acting so strangely.

Totally.

That weather channel mumbo jumbo was crazy enough,

but what was up with that comment

about cracking open coconuts?

CLASSMATES: Hey, you?

Hey, have you seen these three girls?

Uh-- no.

I-- I-- I've been playing football all day.

Hut, hut, hut.

Such lovely girls, I'm sure they

would never do anything wrong.

Maybe you should give them a chance to explain.

That would clear up everything for sure.

These girls are bad news, and we've

got the pictures to prove it.

They are so out of the dorm.

I hate to snoop on Britney like this,

but it's the only way to make sure she's OK.

Besides, this is probably the best route to our place.

[angry mob]

At this rate, we're going to have to take correspondence

courses to graduate.

Ooops.

Is this climb really easy or what?

Maybe that's because we're not climbing.

Wait.

I've seen those nasty, hairy hands before.

So nice of you girls to drop in.

OK. Britney, we get it.

You're a better spy than we are.

Now let us go.

Sorry, but you're not going anywhere.

[gasp]

What?

OK, either it's my eyes, or Britney

is turning into a Neat Freak, Man

Hands and the Human Tornado.

Maybe she's some sort of double spy.

I knew she was too perfect.

The WOOHP virtual training helmet must have wigged out

while Britney was wearing it.

Britney must have spilled water and short-circuited it.

I bet that downloaded the villains into her.

Oh, great.

So these three virtual baddies are controlling Britney?

You spies have sullied my plans for the last time.

Now it's time to crush you.

And blow you away for good.

And then nobody will be able to stop us.

But before we get started, I must insist that I

give Man Hands a manicure.

Those fingernails are filthy.

Nobody touches my beautiful hands.

Oh, you're just full of hot air.

[gasp]

[laughter]

It's no use, Man Hands tied the ropes too tightly.

Then maybe we should put the freeze on them.

Oh, it's so cold!

It's so cold!

These things should come with a heat lamp.

Hey, get back here!

Sorry, Brit, but this is for your own good.

[music playing]

Britney, is everything cool?

It is now.

Those criminals aren't invading my brain any more.

I'm glad that's over with.

Finally, a mission that doesn't end with a giant knockdown

drag-out battle.

NEAT FREAK: Oh, it's not over yet.

I knew this was too good to be true.

Wait, shouldn't Neat Freak be cruising

in cyberspace right about now?

There probably wasn't enough power in the helmet

to pull him back in.

Now, I'm going to sweep you dirty spies away.

You know, if you really love cleaning so much,

why don't you come over to our dorm bathroom?

[gasp]

Any last words?

Umm-- yeah.

I haven't washed my hair in five days.

Ew-- unwashed hair!

Psych.

How about some net-throwing mascara to complete your look?

Huh?

Ah.

Don't bother struggling, there's no way

you get out of that.

Unless, of course, you do that.

Nothing can hold Man Hands.

What?

Ah!

Man Hands, smash!

You have serious rage issues.

Oh, you made me scrape my knuckle.

Now you're really going to pay.

This is not going to end well.

Thanks a lot, Clover.

I'm going to squish your head like a tomato.

Help!

I think she means it!

She's got a stronger grip than me when I'm fight

over shoes at a half-off sale.

I've only got one chance.

Good work, Alex.

Too bad she doesn't use those hands for good.

I bet she cab give a really wicked massage.

Unfortunately, not good enough.

If I wasn't so dizzy, I'd probably be really peeved.

[laughter] Time to put a force five hurting on you girls.

I don't know what's worse-- the dirt or her breathe.

Messy, messy, messy.

As usual, I have to clean things up.

My patented soapy foam system is guaranteed

to get rid of pesky stains and peskier spies.

Guys, I can't get an traction.

Thanks for the save, Brit.

Hey, no sweat.

That's what friends are for.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

We've got a problem.

These villains are just simulations,

so they'll never get tired, and they'll never stop attacking.

I've got an idea.

We need to fight the girls up close

to take advantage of the crushing power of my hands.

No.

My cyclonic power is strongest when it builds

up speed from a distance.

All this dust and dirt-- ick.

I'm going to have to go take a shower.

Enough chit chat.

These hands were made for smashing.

You can't smash what you can't catch.

[music playing]

One WOOHP training helmet coming up.

OK, Clover, this one's for you.

My pleasure.

Nice try, but it's not going to work this time.

The germs and dandruff.

This helmet is filthy. Get it off.

Get it off!

Quick, Alex, power up the helmet.

Sorry, Neat Freak, it's a dirty job,

but someone's got to do it.

It worked.

The electrical surge from the satellite dish

was powerful enough.

Yes!

Great thinking, Brit.

Your plan worked perfectly, as usual.

[music playing]

WOOHP's top technicians have fixed the virtual training

helmet, so it's available in case any of you

want some extra practice.

No No thanks.

That helmet's caused us enough trouble for one lifetime.

Yes, quite.

I must say that I was very impressed by how

you defeated those books virtual reality villains.

It wasn't us as much as Britney.

She really came through for us.

I'm so glad that you work well together.

I've decided to have Britney join

you girls on a few missions.

I guess I spoke too soon.

I'm so excited to be working with you.

Likewise.

What's with the typing, Sam?

There's still some unfinished business

we need to take care of.

I hacked into Mandy's computer and found

something very interesting.

[music playing]

What's going on?

Yeah.

Let me see those pictures.

OK.

What's everyone so hyper about?

Hot off the press-- a new batch of photos.

You gotta check them out.

Where did get those?

How did you find them?

hmm Where have we seen those fingernails before?

It was Mandy and Mindy who did all those things.

Busted.

It was all Mindy's idea!

No way!

She's the mastermind behind this lame plan!

[angry mob]

Get them!

[screams]

[music playing]