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[theme music]

Halt!

Who's monkeying around over there.

Stop!

I command you!

Ha ha ha!

[music playing]

[non-english speech] I said, "Hello,

welcome to Dead Languages 101" in the exciting

ancient language Sku-lunta.

Who's idea was it for us to take this freaky class again?

Don't tell me you guys aren't finding

this really fascinating!

This professor sounds like a chicken.

You know, some languages are dead for a reason.

Sku-lunta would have been lost forever

if not for the discovery of these tablets a few years ago.

I must say [non-english speech].

Please, let there be time for me to get out

of this class at [inaudible].

[screams]

[non-english speech]

Wow, thanks for sound landing, Jer.

This is a huge improvement.

Yes, new WOOHP safety regulations.

Huh?

OK, two questions.

Is that a beret on your head and can I borrow it this weekend?

Yes, it is.

And no you may not.

Since when are you so interested

in international fashion, Jerry?

Since I've decided to take a little on the job R&R.

More specifically, I will be working out of WOOHP's Paris

office for a while.

And you girls are coming with me.

No way!

What an amazing coincidence!

Paris is like our most favorite city ever.

Without a doubt!

Well, besides maybe Beverly Hills and Malibu.

Oh, and the one cute place that we went, but I can remember--

Point taken.

I better head back to campus and start packing right away.

When do we leave, Jer.

Right now.

No way!

[french music]

I don't get it.

So Euro WOOHP is located at the Eiffel Tower?

Actually, it's located beneath the Eiffel Tower.

Follow me, ladies.

Way cool!

Francois, [inaudible] I want.

I'll interrogate it out of you.

This place shreds.

I can't believe you haven't brought us here before.

I concur.

This place does shred indeed.

Hey, I just remembered!

My mother sent me my family tree last week

and it's still in mailbox.

Great, why didn't you just drag it into your trash can.

Family trees are so lame.

No way!

I have some cousins who live in France.

How cool is that?

Whoa, Alex, it looks like your family tree

is literally a tree's worth of paper.

[french],, I think I'll send him an email and see if we can

get together while I'm here.

Oh, I wonder what they're all like.

Sounds fun, but I can't wait to check

out some of the museums and historical sites

around the city.

Well, I'm all about shopping for cute clothes and cute boys.

As long they don't speak that junky Sku-lunta gibberish.

Your extracurricular activities

will have to wait ladies.

WOOHP has been informed that the First

Women's Gymnastics Team of Romania

has mysteriously gone missing.

We were so close to escaping.

You'll need some gadgets.

[music playing]

One Flip-otard Spring Loaded Suit,

All the Rage Expanding Wig Cage, the Loose Grip Wristwatch Whip,

and always a classic, laser lipstick.

Oh, well.

The sites of Paris will have to wait.

Now, how exactly do we get out of here?

Whoa.

Whoo-hoo!

I can't stand how cool Paris is.

There it is!

Romania, birthplace of the head of lettuce.

Uh, that's Romaine, Alex.

Romania has nothing to do with lettuce.

Really? That's a weird coincidence.

Auto-pilot engaged.

Yeah!

Whoa!

Well, the gymnast training facility looks

normal enough from the outside.

I don't see any signs of a forced entry.

Let's check out the inside.

According to Jerry, this is where the team

works out 365 days a year.

Um, it looks like the only ones

who've been working out here have

been a team of dust bunnies.

Ah-choo!

Gesundheit!

Apparently, the hardest working gymnast in the biz

are either loafing it or have been abducted.

[screams]

Hey, what's going on?

I don't know!

But it hurts!

Come on, girls!

[screams]

What are your girls doing in the Nadia's [romanian] gym.

Hey, you're the gymnastics team.

I thought you got abu--

Oh- Oh, well, we- we're just tourists.

We thought your gym here was a museum.

Guess we're more than a little lost, ain't we gals?

You don't look like tourists.

Gymnastics competition is fierce and sometimes

other less talented team send spies to steal our techniques.

Us?

Spies?

That's a good one.

The only thing I've ever spied is

a sweet deal at a purse store.

This is why, just to be safe, we've been training in secret.

Come see our Gymnastic Titans of the Universe competition

tomorrow, and you'll see why we are the best team in the world.

Thanks, we will definitely try to make it.

Ciao!

[french music]

Wow, look at that.

Mmm, ever notice how everything is

so much more robust in France?

Yeah, including your mustache.

So the mission ladies?

Right.

Well, the gymnastics team seems to be

alive and well, even if they are a little harsh on the eyes.

And harsh on the rest of our bodies too.

They were on us like stink on a monkey.

Seriously, I blame crappy coach Nadia.

She's an even bigger slave driver than Jerry.

Hmph.

But alas, no crime to report.

Looks like your Euro sources were way off the mark

this time.

Now that that's settled, time for some la R&R.

Not so fast, Ladettes.

As long as you're here, I'd like you

to investigate an apparent break in at the Paris National Zoo.

Come on, Jer, I thought the work week in France

was supposed to be like way short.

Yeah, what's with back to back missions?

[beeping]

Hmm.

Hey!

My relatives emailed back!

They want to get together.

Splendid, after your mission.

So why would someone want to break into the zoo

and not take anything?

Especially considering admission is free.

All I know is that they might not

let us out of here on account of Jerry working us like mules.

Monkeys!

Monkeys!

Why does this piece of fabric look so familiar?

I'll tell you why, because it's the same fabric

as Nadia's sweatsuit.

But why would someone from the Romanian team

be all the way over here at the Paris zoo?

Maybe they were working out with the monkeys,

you know, trading techniques?

If they were, they chose some pretty bad training partners.

This mission has just taken a really weird turn.

We better tell Jerry right away.

Oh, hello, ladies.

thought you might like a little bit of that R&R

we've been talking so much about.

So much for WOOHPS new safety regulations.

[screams]

Geez, Jer, Geez, Jer, and I thought my driving was scary.

So we make a connection between the gymnastics team

and a bunch of zoned out monkeys at the Paris zoo.

That's very disconcerting.

I think the best course of action

is for you girls to go undercover

at the upcoming competition.

Undercover as what?

A rival gymnastics team from the tiny but spirited country

of WOOHPstanza.

There is a tiny country called WOOHPstanza?

There is now.

Sam, you will be the coach.

Alex will be the trainer.

And Clover, you will be the star gymnast.

Oh!

Star gymnast?

Awesome!

Wait, I don't know a thing about Gymnastic.

Except for they were adorable little outfits.

Then I suggest you put that adorable

Flip-otard to good use.

It should even out the odds nicely.

Hey!

Oh, no!

I never knew it was possible to get seasick on a river.

Alex!

Is that you, Alex?

It's my relatives!

I forgot I was suppose to meet them under the Effiel

Tower half an hour ago.

Come, Alex, get some love from your Auntie [french]..

Bonjour, Auntie!

Wow, that's a lot of love.

Meet your Uncle [french] and little Pierre and [french]..

Oh, you look so much like your cousin Christelle.

Yeah, except for the hair, teeth,

freckles, glasses, and ears, she's

a dead ringer for you, Alex.

We brought you some of our swine intestine cheese.

The family has been making it for generations.

Oh, thank you so much.

Swine is one of my favorite flavors of cheese.

Come now, sweet Alex, we have lost so much time.

I will teach you the family dance.

[music playing]

Wow, that was exhilarating.

I'm so happy I got to meet you.

It's like I've know for you forever.

That is because you're like us.

People of the dirt, [french].

It's your destiny to work on the family farm.

Did she say just what I thought she said?

I'm not sure.

The smell of the swine cheese is making me a little delirious.

Work the family farm?

Well, I did get an A plus on my terrarium

project in biology class.

Well, it was really nice meeting you folks,

but we have a previous engagement to get to.

We do?

Yeah, Alex.

It's called a mission.

Au revoir!

We'll talk later!

Bye-bye!

[music playing]

Team WOOHPstanza signing in.

Hey, this Flip-otard suit Flip-otastic!

Look at my styling moves!

Ugh!

I can't!

I'm too busying looking at that freak show.

[monkey sounds]

Is it me?

Or do those girls have an even bigger ew factor than before?

[monkey sounds]

You're going to need that suit and more to beat those guys.

All I know is unless Jerry gave

them Flip-otard suits of their own, something

fishy's going on here.

Maybe we better take a look at what's

going on behind the scenes.

And leave me in here with them?

Just try your best to fit in.

Stop!

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Oh, I don't think so.

First time, I've ever left my home country of WOOHPstanza.

WOOHPstanza, huh?

I can't quite see them.

[inaudible]

Nadia's here, come on!

Hey!

Huh?

Today, we will show the world who the best

gymnasts in universe are.

Time to megaboost your treatment.

What's she doing with that fancy banana?

Shh.

It's ready.

Suck up gymnasts.

[screams]

[monkey sounds]

That's right right my monk--

I mean, my athletes!

Show the world you're the best.

Now we know what makes these girls so good at what they do.

Wow!

They sure do things differently on this side of the pond.

Let's see if I can confirm that we

actually saw I think we saw.

Yep, the saliva contains primate DNA.

We better send this Jerry for analysis.

Then get back up there and make sure Clover's OK.

Ew, wax much.

Talk about putting the "nast" in gymnast.

That is right girls.

Show them your mad skills.

[music playing]

[crowd cheering]

Something tells me those aren't textbook gymnastics moves.

Here goes nothing!

Hi-ya!

Hey!

I'm a natural.

Maybe I can actually win this thing.

[crowd cheering]

Wait a second.

I know where I saw this phony before.

Huh?

Clover look out!

She's right behind you!

Hey I've been fouled.

Not fouled, recruited for my glorious team.

Oh, what in the--

hey!

Uh-oh I think she just made a monkey out of Clover.

OK, ladies, enough exhibition.

Eliminate the competition!

[growls]

[crowd screaming]

Clover, you've got to snap out it.

Ew!

Clover you probably have a moustache.

What's the big deal.

She has one too.

Sure!

But mine's not real!

The only thing I care about is being the greatest

gymnast in the world!

You know how I know this is really bad?

Because with Clover, usually nothing comes before boys.

Perhaps I administered too much DNA or--

Oh, you think?

More phonies, get them ladies!

Easy does it, girls!

We're your biggest fans.

Alex, now might be a time to put All the Rage

Expandable Wig Cage to use!

Totally!

Hi-ya!

Nice going!

Looks like we put an end to their little routine.

Jerry better get a refund on this gadget.

Where do we go now?

Anywhere there's not a pack of wild, crazed gymnasts

on our heels.

[screams]

Incoming gymnast!

Whoa, easy does it!

We're not going to last much longer like this.

I have an idea, follow me.

[music playing]

I know we're desperate, Sam.

But how is this suppose to protect us?

Trust me!

I can't hold them back much longer.

Pass the lipstick!

I think we deserve a perfect 10 for that tandem move.

Sammy, I don't see Clover inside there, do you?

[growls]

Ah, Clover.

That breath could stop a train.

Gross!

You've only been a monkey girl for like 10 minutes

and you've already caught fleas.

[growls]

Easy, Clover.

W- we're your friends, remember?

Nice move, Alex.

Now are you ready to play nice?

Another [inaudible] gadget.

Out of room and out of gadgets.

Looks like this is the end of the line for us.

All abroad!

What?

Jerry, what are you doing here?

I sailed by the gymnasium to find you,

but instead found a friend of yours.

I also brought an antidote for the chalk sample you sent me.

By the way, where's Clover.

Uh, yeah, there was a little misshapen

and Clover kind of went ape on us.

[growls]

Blimey, I should say so.

That's it girls!

Get them!

Didn't you mention something about an antidote, Jer?

I need to gather them all together first.

See if this helps.

Perfect, the titanium sails should

hold them long enough for me--

I know you're on vacation but less

talk and more action, Jerry.

[growls]

It looks like it worked.

I just had the craziest dream.

And now that I'm awake, I have a serious banana craving.

What's that about?

Hmm.

[music playing]

You girls will be happy to know

that Nadia has been locked away where

she can't do any more damage.

Furthermore, all the gymnasts as well as the monkeys

are completely back to normal.

That's good news.

Now, if you could turn Alex back to normal.

Hey if want to live the life of a farmer

like my family has for generations,

that's my business.

At least, I don't have fleas.

That's a cheap shot.

Ouch!

Ms. Alex!

Ms. Alex.

Auntie [french],, I have some great news.

I'm ready to work the family farm.

I just checked my family, which

says you are not related to us.

You are total stranger.

But there must be some mistake!

There's no mistake.

Come, Christelle, stay away from that imposter.

On the bright side, we'll never have to hear about

or smell that stinky cheese again.

Auntie, come back!

I have to be related.

I look so much like cousin Christelle.

So who's up for a relaxing boat ride?

Um, actually, I have to go to the museum of very old things.

Later!

And I have some really important shoes to shop for.

Ciao!

Oh well, looks like I'm captain and crew.

[music playing]

[theme music]