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GERALDINE: I trust Operation Spy Elimination has

been successfully completed.

As of this morning, Clover is officially a non-factor.

GERALDINE: Good because I was beginning

to wonder if I was ever going to hear from you, Blaine.

It just took a little longer than expected.

GERALDINE: In that case, it's been

a pleasure working with you.

Something is definitely up.

BLAINE: Gotcha!

Now, it's time for a little elimination mission of my own.

ALEX: It says to do 50 reps, but I'm not exactly sure what

I'm supposed to do 50 reps of.

You think you've got it tough.

I'm writing an essay comparing the modern-day nation

state with the multi-region empire of Yore.

Sounds like we're both in trouble.

CLOVER: Hi, girls.

Speaking of being in trouble.

Day-old sweats, ice cream, bummed out 'tude--

are you in Blaine headed for Splitsville?

Or are you bummed because Jerry hasn't

figured out which baddie he hired your boyfriend

to take you out yet?

ALEX: No and no.

I'm bummed because Blaine is on a top secret mission,

and I miss having him around.

What kind of mission?

Duh!

I can't ask Blainy a question like that.

All spies have to respect each other's privacy.

Besides, I already tried, and he wouldn't tell me.

Dating a fellow spy is like so trying.

Living with one's no picnic either.

I know!

Why don't you do something fun!

Something to get you out of those

sweats and out of his dorm.

Yeah.

Doing some of your fave things is bound to cheer you up.

You're right.

I'll start with a visit to my fave boutique,

stop for a bite at the Veg-Out, and finish

with a relaxing massage.

Operation Self-Love is officially commenced.

Except Operation Self-Love can't start without my purse.

It's gotta be around here somewhere.

[gasps] A bubbling fish tank!

That's a way weird.

Yeah, especially since we don't even own a fish tank.

Well, that's a shame.

Fish can be very soothing.

Jerry!

[screaming]

CLOVER: Is it me, or are these [inaudible]

getting weirder and weirder?

Not to mention wetter and wetter.

So what's the big emergency, Jerry?

I called you here for an update on who hired

Blaine to eliminate Clover.

Unfortunately, WOOHP has failed to uncover any leads.

Hello!

You sent us through a grimy fish tank to tell us that!

No, I sucked you through a grimy fish tank

because I'm worried that Blaine's mystery employer may

be watching your every move.

This is how celebrities must feel when they're

stalked by the paparazzi.

In that case, you better load it up with some gear.

Indeed.

You'll need the laser nail file, the jet pack

backpack, the aquati and an oldie

but goody, the ice cream perfume.

Goodbye, girls. [screams]

And be careful!

Now I need Operation Self-Love more than ever!

[screams]

[grunts]

[pained moaning]

[gasps]

I can't wait to check out More Shoes Than Feet

for the latest in spring wedgies.

[gasps]

My fave shoe boutique has been replaced by tacky thrift shop?

But I was just here yesterday.

With all the stressing, I could totally use some brain food.

What!

The Veg-Out is now a steakhouse!

But I can't live without my eggplant rollies.

With all this weirdness, my [inaudible] could

really use some hydration.

[laughs]

[gasps]

Oh no!

My members-only spa is now open to the public!

What's going on today!

At least there's one thing I can count on.

Sam and Alex will never change.

[purrs]

I wouldn't be so sure about that, spy girl.

Sammy! Alex!

You home?

Hmm, guess they went out.

Oof!

Jer was right.

The mystery villain has finally found me.

SAM: No.

No mystery villain.

Just two super irate roomies!

Ouch!

Pillow fights should only be used for fun and bonding.

What's the mater with you two?

More like what's the matter you.

I cannot believe my best friend would steal my essay

and pass it off as her own.

And I can't believe my best friend would

borrow my car without asking then totally trash it

and not even tell me.

Your best friend had nothing to do

with either of those things.

I swear!

Don't even try to deny it.

I found my paper on your desk with your name on it.

Um-- my purse!

I've been looking for it everywhere.

Where'd you find it?

On the front seat of my car.

Next time, try removing the evidence

from the scene of the crime.

I'm afraid I have some distressing news, girls.

More distressing than what I've already been accused of?

When will this nightmare of a day be over!

I'm afraid the nightmare is just beginning.

Clover, you're suspended from WOOHP.

Suspended!

Why?

[cries]

See for yourself.

[gasps]

But, Jer, that isn't me.

I was out at all my fave places when that footage was taken.

Well, do you have any receipts or purchases

to corroborate your story?

It's not my fault all my fave places went out of business.

Sam, you'll back me up, right?

Alex, you believe me, don't you?

I'm sorry, girls, but during the investigation,

you won't be allowed to speak to Clover.

This day couldn't possibly get any worse.

I spoke too soon.

[screams]

Harsh!

I can't believe I got kicked out of the penthouse.

My purse may be stylish, but it's definitely not large.

This isn't enough stuff to last the night.

Since I obviously didn't steal Sam's paper,

Alex's car, or that WOOHP weapon,

someone must be trying to frame me.

But who?

That's exactly what this spy is going to find out.

[grunts]

Looks like my mystery employer is close.

[grunts]

This is the weirdest jungle I've ever seen.

Even so, wasn't expecting that.

Let me go!

Whoa!

Whoa!

[growls]

Looks like my mystery employee doesn't

like an unwelcome visitors.

Time for a little breaking and entering.

Whoo!

Guess, Alex's car is already broken.

Phew!

Who could find any clues in all of this mess?

Whoa! Maybe I spoke too soon.

I'd know that scrawny British babe anywhere.

It's Geraldine, the former head of SPI

and the villain who tried to turn me against WOOHP.

[screams]

[sinister laughing]

This bionic woman works for me.

Wow!

Hi-yah!

[screams]

[grunts]

[sinister laughing]

[gasps]

[sinister laughing]

[distressed groan]

[screams]

Maybe Sam and Alex will believe me now.

[beeps]

Hello.

Hey, beautiful.

Blainy!

Where are you?

All I know is I'm on some island barge in the middle

of the Pacific Ocean.

And this plant has a real negative 'tude.

You're not going to believe this,

but I know exactly where you are.

GERALDINE: Sorry, but this is a strictly no service area.

CLOVER: Blaine, are you there?

Hello!

Blainy. Blaine.

Convincing Sam and Alex will have to wait.

Right now, I've got to go rescue Blainy.

[pants]

For a super criminal, Geraldine's not very smart.

[screams]

Next time, try moving your lair.

I don't get it, Sammy.

After all these years together, why is Clover acting so weird?

I know.

It just doesn't make sense.

Perhaps I can help to clarify.

The WOOHP containment facility just called, and Geraldine

has been reported missing.

Geraldine!

JERRY: As best they can tell, she escaped

sometime during the night.

So much for the state of the art WOOHP security system.

[clears throat]

That's not all.

We traced Geraldine's cell phone log,

and it appears as though she's the one who hired

Blaine to eliminate Clover.

I'll bet my term paper and your crashed car

were Geraldine, too.

I can't believe we didn't believe her.

We have to find her.

Already done.

We've traced her x-powder signal to a previously unknown

island in the Pacific Ocean.

SAM: That's no unknown island.

That's Geraldine's barge!

How are we gonna get there in time?

JERRY: How else.

Thanks, Jer.

[growls]

What part of mystery employer didn't you understand?

[strains]

Gotta admire the hardware, but I

still want you to put me down.

Not until you answer my question.

Why did you come here?

I came to find out who hired me to off my girlfriend.

GERALDINE: Girlfriend?

Guess that explains why you didn't finish your mission.

Girlfriend?

Ah, that's so sweet.

After I eliminate you, I'm going to do

away with that vile Clover.

Ruining your life is fun, but ending it

will be even more rewarding.

[yells]

Sorry, Geraldine, but that's so not gonna happen.

[hisses]

Hey, Blainy!

Hey, beautiful.

Hi-yah!

[grunts]

Is that all you've got, super spy wannabe?

Getting dizzy yet, Geraldine?

Not a chance!

If I were you, I'd give up now, little girl.

[high-pitched gasp]

Whoa!

[grunts]

Whoa!

You'll never get away with this!

Looks like I already have.

Clover, watch out!

[screams]

Guess it serves me right for gloating.

Hi-yah!

Guess I have you to think this, Clover.

Or rather the Clover hologram I used to steal it.

[sinister laughing]

[screams]

Put me down!

I thought you might enjoy hanging out for a while.

[laser blasts]

Guess I should have seen that one coming, huh.

[screams]

If nothing brings two people together like adversity,

then you two are about to get real close.

[sinister laughing]

OK, now I'm miffed.

Any sign of Clover yet?

No, but I'm picking up something

majorly freaky on the radar.

[beeping]

Hmm.

Since when are sharks made of metal?

I'd bet my A in poli-sci that Geraldine's inside that shark.

Let's get her.

Hello!

Last time Clover was trapped alone on Geraldine's island,

she became an overachieving robot spyborg.

You're right.

We'll deal with Geraldine later.

Autopilot engaged.

[laser blasts]

Right now, we have to rescue the boy crazy shopaholic

we know and love.

Right behind you, Sammy.

Coach said a few extra inches would help my b-ball career,

but this is taking it too far.

There's not enough haute couture in Paris

to cover these freakish arms.

It's OK.

I like your freakish arms.

Oh, you always know the perfect thing to say.

You're the bestest boyfriend ever.

Ahh.

So what are we going to do?

I can't believe I'm saying this, but all we have to do

is wait, and we can slip right out of these cocoons.

Right behind you, babe.

Whoa!

Phew!

Phew!

I may not have properly thought this plan through.

The jungle floor is murder on the coif.

At least the circus is always hiring.

[grunts]

OK, leaving the stretchmarks behind confirms it.

Geraldine is the worst master spy in history.

Maybe if we can snag it--

We can reverse the process.

It's totally scary how perfect we are for each other.

[kissing noises]

You get me all twisted into knots, baby.

If I have to go out this way, I'm glad it's with you.

Don't worry.

Nobody's going anywhere.

Sam!

Alex!

I'm so glad you're here!

Clover, we are so totally unbelievably how can

we ever make it up to you sorry.

It's OK.

I forgive you.

Besides nothing said I'm sorry you

like returning your best friend and her boyfriend to normal.

You got it.

Ahh!

I will never complain about being the fifth shortest member

of the b-ball team again.

And I'll never complain about shopping off the rack again.

Come on, girls.

We've got a crazy British baddie to stop.

Better take this.

Never know when we want to give Geraldine

a taste of her own medicine.

How are we going to find Geraldine--

Target spotted.

Wow, you're good.

[giggles]

Ugh, ugh!

I can't believe you escaped again!

Everybody ready?

Locked and loaded.

Sam, can you try and keep this thing steady?

Sorry, but it's not like I can control the actual air.

[groans]

Come on, Blainy.

Use that hot spiking arm.

Whoa!

Or not.

SAM: Steady as a rock can't blame that one on me.

[groans]

[screams]

This is getting most tiresome.

[cat purrs]

Hurry!

Geraldine's about to go deep.

[laser blasts]

Way to go, Alex.

[cat purrs]

[coughing]

You haven't won yet!

[screams]

OK, maybe you have.

Way to go, Clover.

Great work, girls and Blaine.

[clears throat]

Um, Clover, you can bring Geraldine in any time.

I thought she might enjoy hanging out for a while.

[giggling]

ALEX: We're so sorry we doubted you, best friend.

You guys should've known better.

You're right.

You've never plagiarized a term paper in your entire life.

So why doubt you now?

And you've never borrowed my car before without asking.

No, I mean you should've known I'd never take poli-sci, Sam.

And, Alex, I still can't drive a stick shift.

[giggling]

I'm just grateful you two were able to save Blainy and me.

JERRY: I've got some great news, girls.

Blaine has agreed to give up his freelance spying

and come to work for WOOHP.

Well, you know what they say--

a couple who spies together, stays together.

Hey, Remember us?

Yeah, you already have two spymates.

Besides, Clover, for the time being,

Blaine will be working out of the WOOHP Australia office.

[record scratches]

Australia?

As in the continent on the other side of the world!

Whaa!

Don't worry, beautiful.

Our relationship as strong as ours can totally handle it.

But I'm going to miss you.

Not as much as I'm going to miss you.

On the bright side, I hear there's some amazing

beach v-ball courts down there.

Plus you can always visit me on spring break.

Long distance is tough, but once we're married,

we'll have our whole lives ahead of us.

Sorry, did you just say married?

[giggles]