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Previously, this season on Below Deck Mediterranean.

Kyle and the Chiefs, they're trying to get their visa. Okay. When the Chiefs do

come, you don't have a problem stepping down. No, I'm happy, I'm flexible.

Personally, I think I'm going to do a better job than anyone that comes in.

Hi, officially Chiefs do.

So, what do you think of the boat? The organisation of the show.

Excuse me?

Hello. Hello, I'm Luca.

My boyfriend wants this open relationship that I'm so unsure about.

Matt, answer it.

No, don't answer it. It's not going to be good.

I'm going to get a line, like a little bowler, a little bowler. My dream job is

to be a captain. Even when I was young, I had a vision of myself as a little

monkey on my shoulder, like Captain Hook.

You're going to become the lead deckhand. No, you're joking. My name is

have been fired of all the jobs since I'm 18 because I'm a French bulldog, you

know. We don't have time to sit around and wank. Can you imagine just spending

10 minutes in Max's head just to figure out what the f*** he's thinking?

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Hi, I'm Lily. Nice to meet you.

Lily, I love you.

So, how was the sleepover?

The thing about Luca is that he makes you feel very special, and that's his

power.

I've known Katie for a while. I know she's worked with Sandy in the past.

Katie's blood, she's in Portofino. Oh, she's in Portofino?

Is that your girlfriend texting you? I feel like I am being a sucker right now.

What am I doing?

Of course I have feelings for Luca.

I'm just being present and in the moment.

Imagine if people found out I was texting Natalia.

Just bring her to prom. Ken?

What is it?

I have a crew member that would like to get to the doctor.

The guests would like to enjoy a phone party.

The weather's coming. We won't be leaving the doctor. Is there a chance

will be able to?

No. Hey, look at the sunshine.

Seriously, it's beautiful.

We can't go out. Can we get a refund?

Everyone has to suffer. The crew have to be with the guests at all times,

entertaining them. So are they going to have a Tinder ride? Do you want to go?

Yeah. Perfect.

You and Kyle go. I want the guests to feel like they have the A -team. So

instead of going to the little island, we get to tour the port.

I really think they should go to Portofino.

That's literally half an hour off.

Why not?

I've just seen a story saying you're in Genoa. What the... Does anybody else

know you're in Genoa?

If you do come, do you want me to tell anyone?

Don't tell them.

I'm pretty sure Natalia's got other reasons for wanting to come.

That day.

That day.

It's going to be explosive.

Explosive.

You don't want me to tell anyone?

Okay.

Yeah. You did half the season. Why not?

All right. I'll message you later.

Ciao. Bye -bye.

You could have someone do my cabin. I will. And I need toilet paper.

You need toilet paper?

I need it. Yeah.

Because we're stuck at a dock, Toomey has the most pressure. She had to

a trip to Portofino, organize the deck team to create the foam party, the

dinner. It's a lot to manage, but the guests need to feel taken care of, even

though we are stuck on the dock. There's a way we can do this.

Chase, could you please meet me in the Sky Lounge? Copy. How was the breakfast?

Excellent. Very good.

When you're done with the cabin, will you just put the pool party things

Yeah. I would like to reserve a...

pool. We would love to have a foam pool party. The only thing that could be good

for a foam party I'll bring.

Things like a duck. This is a test on me. These are very difficult guests in a

difficult situation and I'm responsible for all the activities.

Come with me for a second.

I want to prove to myself that I'm a great cheese stew and I want to come out

a great cheese stew.

We're going to bench club at 4 .30. It's going to take us probably an hour to

get a portofino lunch there and then come back.

Well, enjoy your Portofino trip. Thank you.

It'll be nice. You know, I'm not challenging him, but it looks so nice

You're like, geez. Because we're protected in here. It's like sitting on

private jet in the runway, but it's really windy up in the sky.

So these guys are going to get off soon, and then we can pull everything out

from the lazarette, and we're going to organize that.

We're ready to go to Portofino. Okay. Are you guys ready?

We are ready. Fantastic.

Max, would you like to go to the foam party? Okay. There's a big foam machine,

bro. It's foam.

Oh, really?

Pippi, dinner.

Shoot for nine. Yeah. It's going to be in classes because it's surf and turf.

I'm just going to do like a freestyle.

You guys want to start coming with me?

Sure. Okay, Jess. This entire dinner setup is on you.

Okay. Just tell me the colors.

It's too red.

Party, bud.

We can do the swim platform now. Okay.

Thank you. You're welcome.

All right.

This is the slide.

I'm just going to bring them all out.

Oh, this is really good.

This water is even next level.

But we normally see yachts. Yeah, all I know.

I need a bucket.

Doing Hayley's favorite job again.

This season's been like a massive learning curve for me. The most

thing was probably managing different personalities. Like, no one can be more

random than their Mac.

We're going to take off this shirt.

I don't think so. Bro, King White, come on. How many challenges have you done?

Oh, we've done everything.

You look good.

It's good to get a tan, you know. I'm glad.

I don't even have internet.

I have nothing.

I have nothing.

Beautiful. Shoes, Carl, shoes.

Adorable. Holy.

What? You can watch them later. Why? We don't need them.

I'll watch them now. Thank you.

I've been single about seven months now.

I'm not scared to jump back into a relationship.

It's just going to take the right guy.

And if Luca and I had that conversation and wanted to date, then I would

consider it.

This is your table.

Oh, awesome.

You're going to walk around and swap all your cards for me, okay?

This is nice.

Yes, they picked a great place. Cheers.

Yeah. I'm going to call Jess for my people of mine.

Come on. Why is it so push getting Wi -Fi?

I have to be like a conductor of an orchestra, just making sure that

gets everything done.

I've got Portofino, the pool party, and the dinner party. I don't worry about

Jess doing the dinner party.

If I have Faith and Lily, it's just Max and Lily together.

Might not be the most desirable team.

You know what I'm saying? I just want to be teleported back to the boat.

Hello.

We're going to send Lily and Max to go set up the phone party. Yep, they're

ready.

Oh, come on. Hey, you see me? I'm done.

Okay, bye. Bye.

Let's do this.

They should be fine.

Honestly, I feel like Ohio, like where kids are gone. Why not explore something

else? You've got me.

Nah, I'm done.

She doesn't choose happiness. It's misery all the time. No.

Counting the hours until we get back.

How was your lunch? It was so delicious.

Okay, let's go, guys.

This way, over here.

It was actually really fun, and I'm glad the weather was nice. Yeah.

We're at a foam party now, yeah? Foam party!

Go on,

Lily!

Get the f*** out.

I'm walking backwards.

Lily, it's okay.

Okay, I do it, I do it then.

We are professional people.

Okay, we switch.

Why are you lying around, you idiot?

The couple arguing in the van

just makes me really...

Want to never get married.

I really think we should go back to the U .S. tomorrow.

They're a marriage contraceptive pole.

Okay, hurry up and change. We've got a fun party to get to.

How was Portofino? It was fun. Yeah.

Gorgeous.

Hey, Kylie. How was it?

Been a long day.

Stephanie and Jeff were partying in the van.

Gotcha.

Yeah. Year round.

Ready for the beach club? Oh, yeah.

Okay, Jace, dinner's set up. It's family style.

There's in the dining room. We're going to make a red carpet. Photo.

I'm with you. I think it'll be cool to have the red carpet and then walk into

your dinner. No breaks today, baby.

What are we, Friday?

Yeah. So it should be pumping. It's pumping.

Let's do it.

I'm trying to say we're going to mess it up. No, we don't mess. We did this all

our life.

It's a pool.

Shipyard. We're going to be partying inside a container.

Cut. We can go. Oh, let's go.

How far is it? Not too far.

I love Ben, right?

Yeah.

Hey, hurry up.

Bro, you don't finish even one job and you tell me to blah, blah, blah. At

there's part of the crew already there setting up for us.

Oh, in French.

I'll do it in French.

How did they stay married?

They were like fighting.

Stephanie's like, why are you so mean? Why are you being this way?

Ready for the beach club? Oh, yeah. They said it's like spring break.

Oh, come on.

We have made it.

Let's go.

Ready for the foam.

Make the foam.

Put it in then.

Yes, it's what I'm doing.

I got my tutu. Now that's Kyle.

Bro. Let's go.

Yeah. Come on.

The foam is not taking. Look like a cheesecake of five days old.

Like, wow, it's disaster.

Where's the exit?

No music, no foam.

Not now, not never. It's back.

Where's the phone?

It's on the wall, my friend.

It's a regular Panama City.

I don't want to be here.

Like, come on.

My life.

Coming up?

Why?

Oh, come on.

Please, not now, not never.

Spring break.

It's a regular Panama City.

I don't want to be here.

Max! Hey, Max.

Where's the phone?

Man, I tried my best. I still need to walk on the fountain, you know.

It's kind of a sparse phone.

Like,

come on. This is so bad.

Max might as well have been on the side of the pool with his f***ing thing

like...

That's how many bubbles are coming out of the f***ing machine.

Max made me blow up all the things on my own.

Why? You should have said something.

Best phone party ever!

What is this?

It's a blue raspberry shot.

This looks like mouthwash. Is it good?

The word disaster would be a complete understatement.

What's the problem?

Look, I'm the head of department.

This obviously falls on me.

And I'm just at a loss. It's so fucked up that I really just, I feel nothing.

Turn it on.

Red carpet.

Wait, they're doing it in here? Yeah. The theme is Hollywood glam.

Do we have a balloon thing? No, but I can blow them up.

Well, there's a lot though.

This is our last artist.

One more night.

Have you figured out what you're doing for your hiatus?

Luca wanted to hang out after this. So he's like looking for...

A hotel and stuff.

That would be cute, though.

Yeah. There's a problem. I think I like Luca way more than I should.

It's the shit that you never expect, so that's always the most fun.

I plan to be drunk the entire time.

And they're bad, so.

You guys can use all the foam, then, yeah.

What is going on?

Oh, no.

You know how big this pool is for this pump?

Yeah, I know. Max and Lily spent hours organizing this foam party, where there

is no foam or party.

I need five minutes to recollect my thoughts, get to it, and create some

Damage control.

Lily. Yeah. Let's get a game.

I came. Do you want to play a game?

We're doing a race.

Let's do it. Three, two, one, go.

Go, Lily.

Come on, Lily.

Come on. Guys, I don't understand how this works.

Platters. It's surf and turf.

It's going to be a feast for kings.

Stop waving that knife around. You're freaking me out.

I really want to just send it out with a bang.

I want them to be sending the food back because there's too much food.

I want them asking for take -me -out boxes.

Like, you open up the drawer and take fallout. There's food everywhere.

There's a lot of food. Okay.

This is the saddest thing.

This machine.

How many years is this? Put two packets in.

Max, looking at the instructions, there's one to five clearly indicated

How did you miss number one and two?

Insert soap, turn on water.

You spent an hour with five instructions?

He brought the party at the end by number five where it says enjoy.

Now it's a pool party!

Thank you guys so much.

Yes, Kyle!

Okay.

Ta -da!

Look at this.

Yes, gal.

You're doing a great job, gal. Thank God.

For Kyle.

Oh, wow.

Yes.

No.

So pretty.

I love this. Your little bow tie. My bow tie.

So you got your head up the same way and your bangs are waiting?

Turp and turp.

Yellow tail.

Can you fit everyone?

Yeah. Yeah. You came in the fun car.

Good fame party, guys.

This describes this weekend perfectly.

Everyone's happy.

That was very much a satisfying phone party.

We can open the door. Open up. Yes. Okay. Oh, God.

How was it? It was good. Kyle made the full machine work. Yes. Good.

Welcome back. Good job, everybody. So what are we thinking of dinner? One

An hour? Perfect.

Oh, it looks perfect.

Jess rocked it. She rocked it. Honestly,

I tried.

I love how she's not going to mess up your table. No, that's not happening.

Table of the season. I love it. It feels so good to have everyone acknowledge my

table decor.

I do believe that my confidence has grown exponentially.

Do you feel like you could be more of a leader now than a follower of the way

you started?

No.

Hi, Jimmy.

One hour dinner.

I'm not going to lie, there's a lot of food.

I need to go change.

This has been the hardest part of season.

One more week and I would have been picked into a dark world.

That's Brady out.

Okay, we're going to serve.

Gotcha. Clear.

Cheers. All right. Can I get you some tomato onion salad?

Go for it.

Would you like some crispy calamari?

The squash is really good. So good.

It's so delicious.

Yeah.

It's good, too.

Perfect. Now I'll eat this. All that, no?

You are welcome.

Do you like the tail or do you like the quad?

The tail? Oh, my God. This is like a feast. It's ridiculous.

This is the last time we got to do this. Motherfucker.

Oh, clobber, you'll miss my address.

Hello.

Hello. Hello.

What crazy timing.

The little lobster tail was really good. Everything was good. Where's this soup

from? It looks nice.

It's from...

The vintage store.

He has no clothes. We live in an apartment.

He has no suit, so he goes to the rummage sale.

Okay.

Yeah.

Hello.

Thank you.

Wonderful food. We appreciate it. Thank you.

Amazing.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for this evening.

Bye, mate. Cheers, mate.

Today I woke up at 5 o 'clock. Yeah.

And feathered you.

And then you can go to bed.

Oh, that's it, guys.

How does it feel to be done, Jackie?

You've passed it. Both of you.

Everyone. I need to get to bed.

If we can just clear the table and then you can go to bed.

Before 7 a .m.

Hey. Oh, my boy.

I'm definitely stoked to see Nat again. I don't know what's going on with her

boyfriend or what her intentions are on coming back, but I don't have any

expectations. I didn't invite her, so I'm just going to act like I have

to do with this. I have no idea she's coming.

Yeah.

Woo! Ciao.

Good seeing you.

Hi, this is Sandy.

Hi, Captain. It's Laura speaking.

Hi, how are you feeling?

I'm feeling much better, thank you. I'm ready to come back on board.

Great. I'll see you after the guests depart.

Yeah, sure.

All right, ciao. Bye -bye.

Good night, good night.

Good night, good night.

Let's talk about our... Don't talk with me.

All crew, all crew. Laura will be joining us after guest departure. She is

returning to the vessel.

Whoop, whoop. Copy.

Coffee. Good morning. How are you? Some coffee.

There he is.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good.

Pizza, though. You don't like crude pizzas?

No.

Naughty.

Cheeky.

I see who he's texting, and it isn't Jeff.

It's Katie.

I know who Katie Flood is through Courtney, who I worked on Motor Yacht

with. Luca looks immensely entertained by what he's been texted.

Not like a giggy ha -ha, but a giggy ooh -la -la.

Ha -ha!

What does Katie say?

Oh, my God.

He's a sticky bit.

He is.

Coming up.

Oh, my God.

Are you guys packed up?

I know, we need to start. All right, I'm going to go down.

I'm cleaning up my audition.

You can come in there.

I'll look on the phone like, Katie, flute, horse, emoji.

I wouldn't lie to you.

I'm like, here strikes the Scorpio.

Boom!

The dogs are in the streets and they're barking.

All crew, all crew, let's meet on the dock for guest departure.

Last time we're doing this, baby.

Amen. Here it is.

We brought a great team of Avengers, me and Lily.

Sorry, Professor.

It's my bromance, it's not my romance.

We have this naked friendship coming through.

Last chance.

Work the runway.

Own the runway.

Take care.

You guys did a fantastic job. One thing that was out of your control was the

weather. You know, we were looking forward to playing with the water toys

stuff like that. But thank you so much for everything. You did fantastic.

Thank you.

Thank you. Appreciate it. My pleasure. Thank you so much. Take care. Bye.

All right.

Final countdown.

And let's meet for our tip meeting.

Ready to party?

Yes, sure.

Where's the beer?

Warm that twerk up.

Oh, well, no, it's just a celebration. You know, you have to pop up the

champagne, you know? Yeah.

And Laura?

Sit down.

I can't believe it's over.

It's over.

I'm getting obliterated.

I throw at you and you catch?

Yeah.

We hope to not to work anymore.

We shall work like this since the beginning.

Me, I think I was dying.

Your face looks huge.

No, I don't mean me.

I really miss my musty mystique family.

Very happy to be reunited with a crazy bunch.

Ready for the last crew night out and we're going to tear this city up.

I missed you so much. How did you guys do without me? It was tough.

Ciao, we'll see you soon.

See you now.

I told everyone that's not going to be a party without you. No.

Mr. Come.

Listen. No, I'm telling you this. Confidence.

This is about Luca and Jeff. You know I love Jeff so much.

Um.

Is that that?

Yeah. So he's always on his phone.

Yeah. So I thought you were texting KQ.

But Jeff knows that they're friends.

I was the text looking. Was it like, like flirting?

Yeah. I don't want to tell Jess, but I feel guilty not being there for my girl.

Where is it going to go after this?

Nowhere really, so leave it. Maybe just leave it.

Something you want to tell me?

Why were you standing outside the door?

Because I'm coming to do my job and then I hear my name. Did you hear it all?

Majority of it.

What did you see?

He was talking to Kate.

All I saw was her name and he was smiling at his phone and laughing. So I

like, oh, okay, this is cute.

And I thought it was you.

What the f***, Luca, again?

Unfortunately, I didn't tell you to your face and I apologize about that. But

it's like, I didn't want to ruin your last night.

No, it doesn't ruin my night. It's just like, why do you want me to stay in your

hotel room for the next two nights and you want me to go to Cannes with you?

Because he wants your dick wet, girl.

It's like, go get your dick wet somewhere else.

Literally, I don't f*** up.

Okay. He wants to play games. I'll play games.

That's what I'm going to go on with.

All crew, all crew, let's meet for our final tip meeting.

Copy.

Move off me. Go with me.

Okay, guys. One last time.

So before we get to this, this is our final time together.

And we got through the season with almost everyone here that we started

That's always my goal.

It was an absolute joy.

to work with every one of you. This final charter was a challenging charter.

It was hard.

They didn't like each other and argued at the same time.

Yesterday was the true test of your character for me.

Honestly, to me, even in your exhaustion, you still brought the smile.

You maintain your composure. That's leadership.

You're a rock star. Thank you. Jack.

Joy, joy, joy.

Your enthusiasm every time you walk in the galley, that is a rarity for a chef.

So thank you. I do.

Yeah. Luca, I'm telling you right now, you belong on the bridge, not in the

engine room.

Thank you so much.

Nice work.

So here we have $15 ,000, $1 ,153 per person. And our season total

was $182 ,000, $14 ,279 per person.

You made almost $15 ,000.

Holy crap.

That is a big amount of money. I'm definitely thinking about all the Gucci

boots, all the bitches I'm going to tag on holiday.

You know.

Welcome, everyone, and tonight I'm going to dinner with you.

Yay!

You see the animals come out.

It's all done.

We're done, Mr.

Yeah, we're done.

Two seconds done.

I don't know what's happening.

Whatever.

Oh, my God.

Maybe we can get some smoke when we get there.

Oh, yeah, I'm not going to cancel.

Oh, okay.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

I'm absolutely over it, and tonight...

It is my revenge on Luca.

Yep.

Coming up, this is absolutely beautiful.

Wow. You can't stop talking to your other girlfriends.

What's wrong with you? He was a boy.

No.

Can we just bring this?

Yes,

queen! We are the fun car! Welcome to

the fun van, bitches!

This place is absolutely beautiful.

Wow. What a nice looking crew.

What is the story of this place? This is a private palace from the 15th century.

Okay, like we're a king tonight.

I'll get it.

Can I get a spritz of martini? You always have a smile on your face when

tend to get angry or something. You're just like, oh, wow.

Cheers. Cheers, guys, from Moustique. Thank you. Thank you, Captain.

Thank you very much. Oh, I love you, too. Bon appetit. This lasagna, wow,

delicious.

He just walked out.

On this bite, it's a calm environment.

No one is traced.

If I say the word.

numbers all right all that smile disappears it does captain sani has

been a great mentor to me i've just never had a captain speak to me like she

does and i thank her the world to her like she definitely changed my yachting

career for the better and it's just gonna get better from now on nothing

you're drinking

It's one thing to be wasted in front of a captain, and it's another thing to be

wasted in front of a captain that doesn't drink.

I'm pulling.

I'm running home now.

You're tired.

It's the awkward thing already.

No, I call my girl.

Oh, you call me now.

No, my love.

Yeah, of course.

I've got to wake you guys up at nine.

Nine?

No, I'm kidding.

So it was a pleasure having dinner with you on our last night.

I hope you have fun tonight.

We really have fun.

Now I can take my tips out.

What's up, bro?

We're officially friends.

Oh, wait a few hours.

She's trying to start some drama, but I'm not taking the bait at all. I don't

know if it's because she's hurt, bad. We're not in a relationship.

Ridiculous. She's going to play the same game with you that you can play with

her. Oh, my God. That's why this is happening.

You're going to pick me up and hug me in the face.

I got backups.

You got plenty of...

I don't know what I'm going to do with Natalia.

Obviously, she's going to show up soon.

Too many things to deal with, you know.

And I'm more busy on a night out than at work.

I'm sitting around crew members that knew about this information of Natalia

coming to the club later, and not one of them thought to divulge the information

to me. I feel betrayed in this moment.

It's just

my

anxiety point, you morons.

Like, how are we allowing one person to, like, bring this emotion?

That's crazy. It was powerful, girl. But here's the thing. She will never be on

our level. Okay.

You've all come from heavy emotion to fixing me and to being me again.

And now, on the final day, you've got to pitch up and just remind me, oh, hi,

the devil's for you, baby.

But the devil's always going to be there.

Is it not in life? So we're learning to navigate around the devil.

Give me my drink.

Let me twerk on my shirt.

Let me drink, let me twerk. Okay.

You'll be fine.

Off to the nightclub or what?

Okay, let's go.

Let's go!

Let's go shake our asses.

I want to tell Jess about Luca because it was my intent not to hurt her. So I

get that this was probably the intent not to tell me about Natalia.

But I'm not ready to face her tonight.

testing me today

i'm

at a point with this idea where i actually just don't give a the season's

give me drunk give me the heart of you oh my god this is gonna be bad i believe

you are here

Yeah, I did kiss you when Luca kissed one girl, two girls, three girls.

Luca, he has this power with women.

So what comes with a great power comes with great responsibilities.

He went fast, but even in front of Jessica, I'm just losing my respect.

Thank you, Jessica. Thank you for your service.

Thank you.

Jace is definitely trying to make him jealous and act like she don't care.

Really, she does.

I don't know if Luca was honest with Jace, but Jace is hurt, and that's why

acting that way.

I'm glad that's finished.

This is what I wanted.

I hate her.

Where are you going? Where are you going?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, what is happening?

Drama, drama.

is supposed to be extensive in the community. Not true. You've been a fake

outfit. You've been sitting behind my back since day one.

I realize you've been trying to defuse the situation, but I think I supermodel

my anger out from you.

And what I did, it was wrong.

We've been through a lot.

All I can say is thank you for all of our friends.

And whenever you're ready, I genuinely hope you can call me friends. Yeah.

Yes, my final apology.

I'm just seeking closure.

Whether she felt that or not, this was the end for me and I feel a sense of

relief.

I was not expecting it to be like that. I thought she was going to show up and

we'd have some banter and whatnot, but for you to come in that hot, I'm glad

did.

See you later.

You literally just deep -throated her, and you're allowed to do that. You're a

free man. Wow, I'm a free man, yeah. But you need to be honest with Jeff. I'm a

free man. I don't give a... Bro, can I do something? Can I kiss Jessica?

Just to make, like, Luca, like, mad.

You want to give me that?

Yeah, can I?

What is going on with this pose?

What? No. I can't even, like, find a cat. Like, I can't.

Jessica!

Matt! Matt!

Why is, like, the one... What's up, man? People are being rude with you?

No. I'm really mad at the situation.

What? Because I think he's like, no respect, you know?

Look, I don't care. I know, look, I don't care. I know this is not going to

change his life.

Everyone who thought that Jess is not alone and like warming this by a French

kiss with Maxi, this is the last night.

Everything is permitted.

Are you kidding?

Oh my God.

Do you want to kiss me? Yeah.

You did really well.

Did you make French guys before? Yeah.

What the f***?

Sorry, Leila.

You did really well.

Did you make French guys before? Yeah.

What the f***?

Yeah, I asked you.

I asked you. You remember, I asked you. You want a lighter?

What the f***?

No, it was a revenge. Remember, it was a revenge. No f***ing funny revenge.

No, I asked you, I asked you. You tell me yes, so now it's just... You f***ing

do it.

Come on.

Can I tell you what's going to happen?

You know.

Thank you.

I ain't borrowing my subnet.

Let's get you in some cozy clothes.

Huh? I can't believe you just got a jet.

I really hurt my leg. There's no one cares about it.

Ow. It really hurt my leg.

It hurt my leg.

Oh, I hate this.

What? I hate this.

Put the pajamas on. No, I'm second place.

Okay,

you do whatever the f*** you want. Okay, and Mr.

Natalia comes by. And you're hooking up with all those boys at the club. Okay,

well, how was it?

Great. Good.

Now put this on.

I've heard you have fun. I've got lots of friends.

Hey, Lala.

Oh, this is going to be our baby.

Hang on here.

I love this dude, but I'm sorry I can't let a woman go down like this.

Jade obviously still has feelings for Luca. That's sad that a girl would just

throw herself for a guy if she knows he doesn't want her.

The big f***ing shot.

Let's take the obvious.

Luca admits he's a whore. How old are you?

Luca, are we going to cut?

You're 26 years old and you would still do this.

You're aware of it?

That he has multiple women that he's speaking to.

So don't act brand new. And you still want to be with Luca?

That's your business.

I'm not, like, looking for a relationship.

I do not need to wake up.

But I have to.

You don't want to pack, like, now?

What?

Where's bed?

Matt,

I really hurt my leg, and I need to get the tools out.

You're a whore.

And you?

I'm just listening.

Matt. Yeah, I'm here, baby.

Wow.

I was just here.

Why is the bathroom door open?

I used my foot layer again.

Interesting. I wake up with a UDI, unidentified drinking injury.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Great start to the day.

Wake up, let's go.

Yes.

I don't want a bag. I'm so tired.

I'm disappointed

in Jess and Max.

But at this point, I don't even care. This is a great fling.

Fun times, right?

There's no best is different, you know? Yeah.

Hello, good morning.

Good morning.

What did you do?

My leg's broken.

Lily looks like a bloody train wreck.

Good morning.

Stop packing.

Oh, wake up. I've hurt my leg somehow.

You hurt your leg? Like, what's wrong? I can't straighten it.

You can't straighten it? Did you fall?

It's like it hurts when I put weight in it.

That's not good.

We've got to get that looked at. Yeah, it's fine.

No, it's not.

I've hurt my leg somehow.

We've got to get that looked at. Yeah, it's fine.

No, it's not.

Good morning.

Ow.

Hi, it's Captain Sandy off Motor Yacht Mystique.

I have a crew member that I need her to go to the doctor.

I know this is the last day on the boat, but she's really injured, and I have to

follow protocol, and I have to get her off the boat to see a doctor. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

I am definitely so bummed.

Can we get drunk again?

I am so hungry today.

Me too.

I want to find that boy.

Big regrets this morning.

I have a feeling BDL might have come out last night.

Who's BDL?

BDL is Bad Decision Luca.

It's just like... You

can always come off spotless with work, but the ladies, they'll just always get

me into trouble.

Never works out.

My life.

I don't know what I've done to it. It really hurts.

Lily, I'm going to get you to the doctor.

You're signed onto the boat, so I have to get you looked after.

So, this is your goodbye.

Bye, love.

Biggie bag?

Yeah. Bye,

Lily.

I think I have to live my life with no regrets.

You've been there, you've done it. Everything you do, you learn from it.

I could be a TG.

See you tomorrow.

How are you feeling? Good?

No. Can't we just get off this fucking show?

I'm leaving.

No. I love you. I love you too.

Oh my God, are you leaving?

All the good things have their hands.

What a joy to have you on.

Don't go, Hayley.

It was a pleasure.

My beautiful friend with the most beautiful tits I've seen in my entire

Safe travels.

I don't know if I'm singing.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yo, guys.

My helicopter is on the stand there watching from here.

Yeah,

buddy, yeah.

Yes,

man. Finally.

Freedom. Liberty.

Libertad. Liberté, mon frère.

100 % mine. Tell my baby. Bye -bye.

I love you.

You want me to help you with your bag?

Yes, please.

Where's my helicopter?

Okay, what's up with people and bringing so much... Sorry.

Thank you. My God.

I'm following you.

Oh, Josh.

Okay, baby girl.

With Luca, I learned a big lesson. I just need a lot of time to get over

this entire thing.

See ya.

Bye, Luca. I'll see you soon.

Yeah, I'll see you soon.

And I just hope that I never have to relive another boy era.

So hungover.

Okay, my boy.

No. No.

No. No. No.

Oh, my God. Oh, I love you so much. If I could marry you, I would. We got there,

then we're going.

All right, bitches, I'm out of here.

I'm out.

In a few months, brother.

I love you so much.

Yeah, and thank you for bringing my roomie.

Why did I pack so much?

That's it.

Kyle.

Another journey together.

These are only happy tears. Only happy tears because I went through a very

dark space this season.

And like from the bottom of my heart, I can't thank you enough for giving me an

extra chance and opportunity.

And not only are you a captain for me, but you're a really good friend.

And I respect you for who you are. You're amazing at what you do. I know, I

the same. I love you immensely.

Yeah, me too.

You're a good person. Don't ever think you're not.

If Captain Sandy had not given me that second chance, I have no idea where I

would be going. Like, that was the catapult that I needed to do some

seeking. I've learned to control my emotions, and now if I want to be a

stew one day, I'm able to navigate through all of this, and I'm so

thankful for it. And all I can say is, you bitches, goodbye.

Luca. I'm going to miss you.

What an ace.

Oh, my gosh.

Everything about you is leader.

Thank you for everything you've taught me. Yeah. We'll keep in touch.

I really don't want to say goodbye to Captain Sandy.

Obviously, throughout the season, we've built a very strong relationship.

After starting off as a deckhand and being put into this postage position, it

really gives me the confidence to hitting the captain's route.

Are you going to text Tyler when you get off the boat?

Yeah. Like I said, I still haven't learned my lesson.

The Tuminator.

Tuminator, where's your tutu? Oh, my God, I should have worn it.

So for your first chief stew job.

That was rough.

But I feel like my whole yachting career has been rough. But that's how you grow

quick. Yeah, that's leadership.

Yeah. Timmy had a rough start of the season. She came in late, but she turned

around and she continued to move forward.

That's an excellent trait of a chief stew.

What I'm learning is to navigate through curveballs.

Because I like control.

So I'm learning to navigate through.

Stay in touch with me.

I will. Thank you so much. I need a vacation.

ASAP. And a therapist.

I'm going to miss you.

I love being a captain. It's something I live for. It's in my blood.

I will be a captain until the day they put me in the ground.

Or set me on fire.

Thank you.