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Previously on Below Deck Med.

I'm quitting.

Yeah. There's a bad vibe now. You can feel it. I feel like no one really cares

about what's happening to Natalia the way she's getting treated.

Oh, no.

My issue is... Besides the personal stuff going on at home, there's also

stuff going on within the interior.

I feel the need to get off now. I'm done with Kyle, 100%. He'll definitely be

getting blocked on the old Instagram, and that makes it official.

I'm pissed.

Losing Natalia.

I need to do ASAP, and I can't be that picky.

Natalia, I'm leaving, bro. I don't think I'm going to finish this season with

you guys.

You can't leave us, mate.

Natalia's the best stewardess on this boat. They've got what they want now.

real pissed off.

Kyle,

you're screaming match with Max and you're screaming match with Natalia. I

want a person like you on board.

You understand?

Every situation that's happened on this boat, guess who's the common

denominator?

This is a professional setting. You want to be Chief Stu.

You can't even control your emotions.

I promise you, I will put you on the dock so fast if you don't change.

Your bullying, your screaming, your lack of respect in the workplace for people,

I won't tolerate it, Kyle.

If I have one crew member come to me about you, you're off.

Do you understand?

Understood. Okay, thank you. I'm finished.

You get the jacuzzi? Just here for the moment.

I'm over it.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't want to carry on.

What the f*** is going on with this boat?

Frenchie just told me he's leaving after the charter.

Why?

Because he needs to follow his heart.

The vibe's definitely off today.

It's crazy how much can change in a day.

Did you go out?

Yeah. What's happening?

Kyle? I'm resigning.

No, don't do that. It's not who we are.

Captain, I've never seen her so angry for Natalia's departure.

And she asks me who's the common denominator.

I would take that I had my arguments, but being called common denominator, you

can understand that would offend you too. Look, people were angry, and I

that you need to speak a certain way to people, but it was resolved.

We're here to make money. Don't let this affect your whole childhood.

I really want to just turn into you.

Okay, I'll help you.

Pardon, that was really a mistake.

I am starting to see that he is the common denominator.

Kyle definitely has to take his accountability.

You can't always be the victim.

The only thing that I can do is support him to, like, just focus on his work

because without him and his skill set, we're pretty much screwed.

Give me climbing to cabin now. Okay.

Listen, brother.

Human. You're going to leave me?

Yeah, but bro, you know. Is it what happened the other night?

No, no, it's just like I don't find my interest.

You're going to do this charter with us? Yeah, I'm going to do this charter.

Because I promise and I will not let you down. You can have my French touch for

the last time, you know. Are you going to speak with Sandy?

I'm scared.

No, but I think you should speak to her so she can get someone near you.

Yeah, for sure.

Me and Max got off to a very rocky start.

My friend, it's so heavy.

We don't have time to sit around. and wank but he's slowly but surely growing

me like i'm starting to really like this guy when he does give 100 he's really

good at it do i need to take you in like a little dog do you want to sleep in my

bed with me should i nurture you do you want me to make you coffee like what can

i do because i really don't want you to leave i don't want max to go yeah yeah

yeah

laundry, cabins, and if we can just do that, we'll be fine.

Hi, Norma.

You have some good news for me?

We start charter tomorrow, so I need her on board by then.

Okay, great.

Need some help.

Shut up.

I'm kidding.

No, you're not.

Jack, Toomey, Luca, meet me in the crew mess for preference team meeting.

Copy.

Yeah. Hello?

Hello. Charter number five. This will be a shorter charter.

Oh, my God.

What?

Shorter charter, everything's amplified. If you make a mistake, you do not have

any time to make up for it. You kind of have to be perfect all the way through.

Tanya DeCostimo, primary charter guest, is the founder and editor of Power

Magazine. She is celebrating her birthday with a group of like -minded

celebrate women's empowerment.

Yay. The guests request a light and healthy lunch with various salads.

Dinner theme is an all -white party.

Breakfast should be served to order, but please note that the primary does not

eat eggs outdoors.

That is neck -level weird.

How do you find out that you don't eat eggs outside?

Like, what happened? Did, like, some seagull come and eat a dinner or

Like, how do you find that out?

The guests would like to get off the boat to explore the historic town of

Portofino.

That's awesome.

We haven't done that yet. No.

Docking in Portofino on this vessel will be a challenge. Very tight dock, and I

have to back it.

What? We're going to spin that boat right where everyone can see, and you're

going to talk us right through all those little boats. Yeah. Me hitting nothing.

No. Into that dock.

That's not going to be easy.

And then to me, your new stew will arrive tomorrow before charter.

Oh, I love that.

All right, we're going to smash this out.

Or the toothbrush in it.

How are you feeling? You good? Yeah.

You're going to have a hard time, aren't you? I know.

I'll be supportive of you. Thank you.

Natalia's not here. I feel a bit sh** because we best mate when the boat's

Which to me, I feel safe and secure.

But Kyle, he's an absolute rath. That guy would cause drama in an empty room

with a mop hooker. All right, cool. We'll be fine. Thank you, Tiffy.

Good job.

Smashed it.

Yeah, yeah. I feel good.

Interior team.

Call it a day.

Copy. We're all done.

Thanks, honey.

Maybe a few more people should quit. Then the tip would just be massive.

How you doing?

I had a dream, and I punched you in the face last night.

That wasn't a dream.

Good morning.

All good?

Huh? Sorry, I'm screaming.

I'm happy to hear that. Because maybe I wanted to speak to you about this.

I was thinking, like, running this boat. And, yeah, it's super cool, the money

we make. And I'm still, like, making myself. So now it's just clear for me

I'm, like, going to leave.

What? Yeah.

You're going to leave?

Yeah.

Coming up. Sorry, we're going in.

It's a super high -end port, million -dollar boats everywhere.

You're stressful.

Captain Sandy reversing like this.

I tell super crew the money we make and I'm still not making myself.

So now it's just clear for me that I'm not going to leave.

What? You're not going to leave?

Yeah. I'm fed up and like it's not for me. We only have two and a half weeks

left. You leave, we're shorthanded. Probably for the rest of the season.

I'm going to think a bit more about it.

I don't want to lose you.

That's the truth.

You are such an asset to the boat. When we go to anchor, we'll let you drive.

How's that? Yeah, it's cool.

It's cool.

I'm not happy.

It's so much ugliness and it's affecting me. When I don't wake up in the morning

and I'm like, you know, like I don't get the Eiffel Tower.

Oh, where are you?

My body is telling me, no, no. The body is the master.

Okay, I received the call and I'm giving like one more shutter. But yeah, I'm

not going to waste my time and my energy because of that environment.

We're gonna have a good foreshot.

Toomey, I'm going to miss you. I'm scared whoever comes next is going to be

or something.

You are moving?

Yeah. What's going on with Toomey?

You know, I really appreciate you offering up a bigger room for me.

It's no offense or weirdness. If you want to move to that cabin, you let me

and I'll swap with you. I know you're not doing it really for me, but you're

doing it for Luca.

Toomey, can you please come to the bridge?

Yeah, I'm arriving today.

Copy.

Morning. Hi.

Here's your new stewardess.

Oh, my God.

She's never yachting. She has small boats.

But she's green. Yeah. At this point, it is not easy to get a high -level stew.

Timmy will have to be very clear in the direction that she goes, Lily. She has

some hospitality experience, which is really great. She's worked on a few

boats, which is better than none. We're in the middle of the charter season.

There really aren't a lot of crew around.

Do we know when she's coming? Any minute. Okay, perfect.

New student coming.

Oh, la, la.

Hey, girl.

How are you? I'm Laura.

Hi, I'm Lily. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Hola, welcome on board. Hi,

I'm Lily. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

I meant to go to the bridge straight away.

Yeah. What's your name again? Lily.

Lily. Nice to meet you.

Wow.

Lily.

Hi, I'm Hayley. Nice to meet you. Go up these stairs. It's the first door in the

lab. Thank you.

Lily, I love you.

Hi. Hello.

Welcome aboard.

Thank you for coming. Thank you for having me. Nice to meet you. Nice to

you.

It's a new girl. I think she's English.

Hi, how are you? I'm Lily.

Okay, so let's get down and get you a uniform.

When's the next cast event?

Today. Today? Oh my God. I'm a quick learner, so don't worry. I've done loads

hospitality. I was manager of Wimbledon. I grew up in Windsor, like 20 miles

from London.

There's obviously Windsor Castle there.

where, like, Harry and Meghan got married.

Throughout university, for, like, the last four or five years, I was working

key events in England, be it Royal Ascot, Wimbledon.

Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Lily. Jessica.

I was on two boats before this. This is my first yacht that I've worked on. My

last boat was a catamaran, 45 foot, way smaller.

Your room is cold. Like, she's moving out. I'm just hitting up all the bad

memories so you can create a new one.

I've never worked on a boat this big.

I'm literally f***ing myself.

No, no, wait.

Not literally.

You never know. So you'll just wear the T -shirt. I'm probably going to get you

to do a quick vacuum.

You're perfect.

Bro. Yeah.

Who's the new T -shirt? What's her name?

I don't remember.

But her height is blue.

You must be cute if you came all the way up here to tell me.

I'm excited, bro.

This is killing me right now. All that is happening, all that has happened. I

don't want Captain Sandy to have this perception of me. And I need to fix

Kyle, you won't even look me in the eye.

Cap, can I talk on the bridge when you've got a minute?

Yeah, of course. Okay.

You were saying to Natalia, Natalia was telling all the crew against him, which

she never wants.

She never... Never wants. She was only just positive about it. I know, I know.

Cap,

I want to say I, from the bottom of my heart, am truly apologetic for

what I have done.

And... The way I allowed myself to react, I let my emotions get the best of

I have gone to Natalia and I'd apologized.

I'm not going to blame her on being drunk. I'm not going to blame her on

anything. If you ever want to reach out, you know where I am.

Thank you. I needed to hear this because that's who I want on board.

It's someone who can admit they're wrong, someone who wants to change, and

sometimes that means remove yourself from the situation.

It's that.

I can control all of it.

Thank you, Captain.

Thank you. What he did was not okay, but Kyle gets an opportunity to change.

Thank you.

All Corolla crew, guest arrival is in 30 minutes.

Hi. Hello. Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Nellie. Hey, another breath.

How do you put these on? Come, I'll show you. Okay.

First time you put this?

Max is not leaving.

Okay, thank you. You can call me anytime. It's cool. It's so helpful,

So when the guests come on, probably, Jess, if you can show her how the

works. If you need anything, radio me. What's radio thing again? You just click

that button.

We'll be fine.

Okay. All crew, all crew, guest arrival.

Let's meet on the dock.

Bye. We're going the wrong way again. We got this.

Oh, my God.

They're going to tease the boys.

Oh, my God.

How beautiful, right?

Hello. Welcome aboard.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Hi. I'm Jess. Hi, you're so pretty.

Hi, I'm Nidhi. Nice to meet you. Pleasure to meet you as well. We're so

have you.

Timmy's going to show you around. Welcome aboard.

Yeah,

let's get our luggage.

Yeah.

This is walking the plank.

Cheers, ladies, to a bunch of power women.

Oh, how beautiful.

We'll have a shot of tequila. I see lines. I love it. You love tequila.

This is our master cabin.

Oh, very nice.

And we are sleeping together, girls. What happens on the boat stays on the

What time would you like lunch?

Within the hour. One hour.

Anyone I miss? You forgot my name already. Babe? No, babe. My name is

That's my real name. Gotcha. Oh, can you iron my underwear?

Deck crew, deck crew. Prepare for departure.

Change first.

Yeah. Okay.

Beautiful. Get there.

Nice to see you again.

50 lines to one hour.

Release the stern.

Switch on, please.

All stern lines are in. All right, let's go.

One side corner.

Another three meters ahead and we'll be able to go to starboard. Eight meters to

the ground lines on your starboard side. We can start spinning.

Great job, Lukey.

Nice one, girls.

Nice work.

Stay this dark, Cortesino. That was smooth.

Yeah, very smooth.

I was doing Defender. Nice.

Hi, Will.

Hi, Honey Bun.

Can you teach me how to do the steamer?

What do I know in laundry?

Not a lot.

Gotcha, Honey Bun. So it takes a second, like it takes a minute.

Oh, it's an iron.

I'm a fast learner because I've had to do it my whole life at university

going to any lectures and still getting, like, great grades.

Just gliding over.

I think I'm, like, some rare breed of, I don't know, stupid.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Great weekend, guys. No work, right? No work. Oh, my goodness. So nice.

Not a theme.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Coming up.

Kyle, Kyle.

Sandy. Go ahead, Captain.

I just want to make sure my underwear and my socks make it back to my cabin.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my.

All crew, all crew. EPA, one hour and 15 minutes. Are you ready for lunch? Oh,

sure. Yeah.

Amazing. Hi.

Okay, so I do these ones then? Yeah.

Oh, my God, I'm sweating in here. It's hot in here, eh?

You're staying. I'm going to hide your tweezers so you can't leave. He doesn't

have tweezers. He's using my tweezers all the time.

I'll sit here, then.

What I'm going to do is put my hair down and continue to work. But I feel,

standing across Jack, that he has a few things that he needs to say, but he

doesn't want to say it. I think Jack holds me as the sole accountable person

for...

pushing Natalia off the boat.

Egg -free.

Egg -free. Normally one would say the silence is deafening, but the silence

speaks a multitude of words.

This is tomato and onion salad.

Thank you. Quinoa salad.

Egg -free, by the way, yeah? Never outside.

That's fantastic.

This is wonderful. Thank you. Of course.

Lily, I'll meet you in the laundry.

Copy.

What's happening?

What's happening?

I'm going on break.

We need alone time.

Max, come to the bridge. Max, to the bridge. Love you, Max.

Love you to the moon and back.

What is this?

The laundry room makes me scared.

Should we go lay out by the toilet?

All right, I'm going to the bathroom.

Have fun.

I'll show you laundry system.

So when you're drying, anything that gets, it should be hung.

Stain -treating.

Right. Mm -hmm. You're like that.

Mm -hmm. It is really difficult doing training and service at the same time,

especially on a busy boat.

I don't think I ever had a chief to train me because the chief is busy with

service. Galley rags never go with our rags. Mm -hmm. I just need Lily to

succeed ASAP, Rocky, ASAP, pronto.

I never thought I'd say this, but I do miss Natalia, not for her mouth, but for

her skills.

I can't believe this is the first time.

No, don't worry.

Let's make my experience stronger.

So the idea is to anchor right on that anchor. Okay.

You could turn it.

I'll work this.

Okay, so we're turning.

Great. Back to center. Back to motion. Is it? Yeah.

It's like you press a button and you are moving a whole cosmos.

All my ideas was like pumping out because good thing in all of my body.

You're going to tell him drop anchor?

Look out for Mike, you can drop the anchor.

Stop it.

She should sell Masterclass.

How to be a good captain?

CaptainMG .com, you know?

That is five shackles at the waterline.

Woo -hoo!

Thank you, Captain.

We're going to come in from the side.

Yeah. Deck crew, all toys out.

2 p .m., we're hauling our anchor.

Here we go. Oh, thank you, thank you. Of course.

Cheers.

Hello.

Hello. Hi. I just wanted to talk to you about the water toys.

I'm not going to do a slide right now. We can go swimming and we've got a sea

bob. Not right now. Then I'm probably going to go in the shade.

Yeah. Awesome.

So they're going to go to shore. Do you want to go?

Yeah, I'll go. So what do we do? Are we just waiting?

Yeah, pretty much.

What do you want to do?

Have another coffee.

Usually when we drop anchor, guests are down at the swim platform immediately

because they want to swim. They want to have fun. But with them... This is all I

need. Looks like this woman just booked a water taxi from Genoa to Portofino. A

55 -meter yacht water taxi.

I need a little sun.

Not on my face.

What are we doing?

Lily, Lily to me. Could you go on your break?

Okay. Luca, can anyone use the slide yet?

You know, a big part of the job for Luca is selling the toys to the guests.

That's why we buy all this stuff, to make sure the clients get to play on it.

You got to encourage them. Yeah. Get them excited.

Yeah. I just need to give them a gentle reminder.

Be that energy for the client.

We got to use the toys. I can't be in the heat too long. You want to go down

slide? That is fun.

And Luca will even show you how to do it. I'm going to do it. Marcy, are you

coming with me? I'm coming with you. Come on. Because this is fun. Yeah.

Max, Max, Luca. Can you come up to the bridge and take off, please?

Yeah, man.

It's so much fun.

Come on, Victoria. We got this. Max, you're going to show the ladies how it's

done. This is a dive.

One,

two, three.

That's what I'm doing, man. You got this.

Such a good start.

Lily! Are you on your break?

Yeah. Good. Come, you come with me.

How do I get outside?

I'll give you a little tour.

This is for my granddad. Just watch your head.

I was not expecting this. They're happy, they're smiling, they're enjoying

themselves. I think I would be alright on a jet.

We're off like a pronger. Sandy motivating me to get these guys in the

is... Exactly what we needed. Oh, my God. Tom has an old pro, man.

Welcome at your place.

Oh, this is comfy.

Nothing can be all over here, but not here.

Okay, then do something crazy right there.

I do always think crazy.

Do it. I make illegal barbecue here, you know. Where's the barbecue?

I can tell you all the secrets. You are here for the first day. I need to trust

you first.

My last date was three months long.

Because I've never really been in the same place for longer than, like, six

months. Like, university, and it's back home. I've been going to America four

months a year since I was ten.

I can do, like, great American accents.

English people can do American accents, like, so easily.

Like, yeah.

Maybe you see me on jet ski passing you this way. Pick me up.

Deck crew, deck crew, bring the water toys in.

No.

Voila. All good?

Yeah, man.

Let's get it.

Anchor up. Anchor up.

Nice job, Mac. Thank you.

Are you making coffee for you?

No, it's for chef.

I'm already doing the dishes, and I must make coffee too.

Team morale.

Okay, am I going to the front?

Am I going to help Frenchy? Oh, yeah, you're up forward. I'll be at the back

the page.

Okay. Oh, look at you.

Looking up to your chef.

Team morale. Don't come and bullshit me about team morale.

Still now?

Yes. We're just going to get changed and get ready for Portofino. I got to get

ready.

We're going in. We're going to drop two acres, so set both acres at the

waterline. Go for it.

Docking a boat in Portofino is very difficult.

It's narrow, especially on a big boat.

You have to spin the boat around on a dime. She's going to turn the boat and

she's going to reverse it. And then back down this narrow area to get to that

one piece of dock that you have that's like this big. With all these boats

coming out, oblivious of what you have to do. So we go straight in there on

empty dock.

Every ounce of my trust is in my deck team.

That is the only way I can pull this off.

Woo! Let's do it.

I'm going to turn the bow to port.

Copy, bow to port.

It's a super high -end port. There's million -dollar boats everywhere with

inches on either side.

It's just cool.

Captain Sandy reversing like this. Oh.

25 meters to the dock.

Backing it in. Captain Sandy.

That's like amazing.

Something else. Small boat on your port midship.

10 meters to the sailing yaw on our starboard side. We're going to clear

nicely. And you're going to clear all the boats on our port side with 7

This is pretty cool.

Keep your eye on the guys.

They'll show you where to drop anchor.

Okay. They don't have ground lines in Portofino. So we have to drop both of

anchors, pull up on them, and that's going to give us our tension.

And we've never done this before.

50 meters to the dock directly at stern.

Look how many people are on that. Oh my god. So gorgeous.

Let's get that fender down.

We're f***ing doing it. 10 meters to the dock.

Okay, chuck the spring.

We've got our stern lines on. Now they can start pulling up on the anchors.

We've got a medium stay.

Okay, we're looking good. It's like in a magazine.

Good job, Max.

This is so cool.

I just caught a 55 -meter boat.

How about you?

Nothing went wrong. The boat's cute.

I love it, bro.

You guys did awesome.

He killed it.

Bye. Ciao. Take care.

Bye. Enjoy Italia.

Ciao.

Could have gave me, like, a little note. Hey, guys, where's sneakers?

I bought Louis Gucci all high heels.

I'm treating you to some ice cream. Aw. Because you did an awesome job on the

docking. So good.

Everyone deserves an ice cream.

They had never dropped anchors before to dock. They have never been in a

portafino. It is hard. That's some scary shit. This is a treat.

Move a little closer to each other. Oh, like we like each other? Yeah.

It's enough. We need a menu, so we're doing steamed clam.

With white wine sauce.

Empty on the white here because it's a white body.

White bolognese smoked salmon in white sauce.

Any chance I can get the word white in, I'm going to do it. Perfect, thanks.

All right, cheers.

Your stuff is there.

We're going to hang it right here.

Ice cream.

It's good the team are here.

They can go together.

I'm staying, guys.

Thank you.

Oh, you just said my name.

When I started to leave and I saw how people were liking me. You can't leave

mate. I'm going to miss you. You are such an asset to the boat.

There is love, there is little family here.

I love this scene. I want to prove they can count on me.

Lily came, she brought her energy.

I have a new goal, new vision.

So, let's go.

Yeah, we're happy. That's good news, guys.

So this is a torched mackerel. That's one dish. And then beef.

Cool. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Oh, my goodness.

What did you get?

Caramella and coffee.

I got brain freeze. Wow, this is cool.

Not Gucci.

Poochie. Poochie.

Yeah.

Marcy's living her best life.

One good ice cream, one good clip.

Yeah, that was good.

Do you guys have any washing?

Yeah, I might. Do you want to do some?

Yeah, I know you can give me some. I've just done so much washing for other

people, I'll do my own.

I need my underwear back.

Are you okay?

Oh, no, I'm fine. I've washed so much stuff.

Where is everybody?

Kyle, Kyle, Sandy.

Go ahead, Captain.

I just want to make sure my underwear and my socks make it back to my cabin. I

got my shirt, but I don't know where the other item is. That's me.

That's me.

Don't you lose my laundry.

This is karma for losing Natalia, the goddess of the laundry.

Oh, my God.

On my way.

Where are you?

Oh, my God.

That's not mine.

Those ones aren't mine.

Thank you, honey.

You know, you get green, and then you get... I don't know what type of shade

green this is, girl. I just want to know where my underwear are. I found two and

a pair of socks.

Please, apologize.

No, seriously.

I put it in the wash, but I didn't take it out. Don't worry.

Okay. Okay,

is this yours as well?

Uh, no.

No.

After you, ladies.

You good?

I'm good.

That was great. Here you go.

Do you like helping this table? Yes.

He's like, right.

Go on, girl.

Go get some cake.

So, in silent treatment, I feel like in high school.

Just give me a shot to calm down. It's going to be okay.

And now I find myself wondering what is being said behind my back. This is not

sustainable for the rest of the season.

Wow. Beautiful.

Wow. Oh, my God. This is gorgeous.

Muchas gracias.

Okay, let's hit those cabins.

Pop it on the bar there, please. So, we have a white asparagus and pomegranate

salad. White.

All are nice. Smoked salmon, okiesi, and white wine sauce with capers. Oh, yeah.

Your captain's a hat.

Egg -free. He knows that. That's so good.

It's delicious.

Lily. Yeah?

Missed the spot.

Jason, Lily, how are the cabins going?

Decent. We just have to vacuum the floors, and we're just having some

difficulties with one of the showers, and we just have to clean one more head.

Great. Very great.

Can you throw that in there? Yeah.

It's just us.

Well, you know, coming in mid -charter, not having this type of yacht

experience. Yeah, it's a lot. With Lily's lack of experience, she can't do

on her own. She can't do anything on her own. So that means that she needs more

of Jess's help, which then takes Jess away from me. So I just need to figure

a way to, like, try to sort this out for the next charter, find what Lily does

really, really well, and just focus on that.

Tiffy! Well?

Thank you. Happy.

Yeah. I really want to enjoy the night. So that means we need to really turn it

up. Chip and Dale. Chip and Dale. That's what we want. We just need a couple of

the guys inside. They're going to strip.

I'm going to organize that. Thank you so much.

Thanks.

Matt, this is a gift or credit.

I just need a little Chip and Dale. No, no, no. Come on, boys.

Luca. Honey, am I kidding?

They only get Marcy's credit card. Do I have hundreds? We have a guest request.

I'm sleeping.

You have to take one for the team. What are we going to do?

I don't know.

I'm not a stripper. I was a dickhead. When I come here, I was a dickhead

you know? I've done some stripping on other boats in the past.

All right, yeah, where's those little white things? I will get you two ones.

Yes!

I am a good creeper. I have my tools of work, you know.

I'm excited, guys.

Yeah, excited.

You guys are as well.

Do you mind if I borrow this for a second?

You have to do it. Why have I got roped into it? Look at Luca and Mac, the

models, for God's sake.

I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a model.

The guys are coming. Here we go.

Coming up.

What are you doing here?

I don't know.

The guys are coming. Here we go.

If

I

take my clothes off in my head, that's it.

Oh my god.

Now I'm going to bed. I'll see you tomorrow, okay? Party in my room.

Okay, I need to go to bed.

When you take us down to laundry before you go, just label tablecloth.

What are you doing?

I'll just go.

See you later.

Good night.

who's back i think this is super easy

going kind of like me like just chill maybe a little bit shy

she's not in an open relationship which is a good sign i just want to cuddle bro

i gotta remake my speed now

It's drop -off day.

I love these. You look so number.

You ready to party?

No. Morning!

Bonjour. The Tower AFL is back.

You know the guys was making a to -roo -roo with the snake?

To -roo -roo -roo -roo -roo -roo.

It's our last meal here, right?

So you guys have fun?

I might have had too much bread.

The chef's special is omelette anyway.

By the bar. Thank you.

Do you actually like eggs or not? I love eggs.

Did something happen when you were young with eggs?

It's the taste with the air.

Just get the foul taste.

Come, Sid. No break.

I took one break all season.

Oh. I'm going inside to eat my eggs. Sorry.

It's just prima donna stuff. We see this all the time.

My last boat, every evening, this guy would come in the galley and be like,

I have raspberries?

There was raspberries all over the sheet. I don't know if it's a fetish, if

they're bumping and grinding with the raspberries.

Because it was everywhere.

That and coconut oil.

Wait, what did they do with the coconut oil?

Put up her ass, Kelly.

Mm -mm -mm.

Max, can you guys head up to the bow, and we're just going to pull in the pass

-through.

Prepare everything.

Prepare everything.

Free the lines, start taking in on the anchor.

Okay, copy.

All lines are free.

Here we go.

I've been done.

Luca, Luca, talk to me. We've got to go another 15 metres starboard side.

You have some small boats coming down your starboard side.

Portofino is like playing Frogger. Boats come in port sides. There's boats

coming starboard sides.

What the is going on?

Dude, these people are so ruthless.

Nine meters on your port side. They're yelling about us. You know how New York

taxi used to be?

That's Portofino. It can be a huge distraction, but for me, all I see is

navigation. 25 meters to the boat on your starboard side. Secure the anchor.

Okay. Anchor arms!

Boats are in. And your forecourter is all clear.

How are you? All done, bro. Bravo.

Nice blind.

And we're on the move.

All right, I'm going to pack.

We get off at one o 'clock.

All right, Milo.

This is Captain Sandy.

Perfect. There is some more stuff in here, though. How is that possible?

Then what's this sheet for?

Why is this? Okay, I'm hella confused, girl. Why?

Because you gave me this because it's Sandy's. What's that then?

Sandy's was too big. I had it in two washes. No, but I've got a fitted sheet.

There's another fitted sheet. No, that wasn't a sheet.

Was it a mattress protector?

Yeah. It's a mattress protector right here. Then I can take everything.

Me. We did a hard job in this boat.

My old boat didn't even have a laundry room. I was actually Googling right

before I came because I was thinking, there's nothing else to do there. No,

there's some more stuff in there. I know, babe. Hear me out. Once the

protector comes out with a towel, I will take the whole package up to her. But

for now, if you can finish those seven, that'll be fab. I would assume the

laundry is the safest spot for someone who's not really familiar with such a

boat. And I'm thinking, where else can we put Lily? Is there space in the

luggage compartment at this point?

He wasn't so brave without you, but now he is. Wait, what happened?

Jet crew, prepare to anchor.

Copy that. I think we go in between those two.

He got it.

Okay. Dropping.

Yeah, 45 meters to the dock.

Lock that one off, Hayley, and throw the others.

That's all of our stern lines connected.

Nice work, everybody.

Hacking is a work. Let me know if you need help. I need a lot of help.

All crew, all crew, let's meet on the dock for guest departure.

Oh, my God.

Madame. Thank you. I'm chaining myself to the door. I'm not going.

This whole team is incredible.

We had a beautiful day with beautiful people.

Thank you so much. Thank you very much. It was a pleasure. Ciao, Bella.

Ciao. Well done, everyone.

Out of your whites, into your reds. Let's turn the boat around and then meet

our tip meeting.

Now we can wear the red suit, right?

Made on Sunday. We'll just vac -dust the cabin.

Okay. Wipe. Drink bed.

Okay. Wipe them away.

Let's go. You know what I mean?

All crew, all crew.

Let's meet in the bridge deck salon for our tip meeting.

That envelope looks pretty light.

We didn't do much work if you think about it. Think for yourself.

Thank you. Bye.

This guy can't help himself, can he? Something's going to go off tonight. I

just feel it in the air.

We're more than halfway there.

How'd you do this charter?

It was fun. Except for losing Captain Sunday's socks. It was all good.

But you did a great job.

Deck team, when we docked in Portofino, one of the most difficult dockings that

we've done, you did an awesome job.

Thank you. You're on it. You're a team. And this tip is $18 ,000.

And that is $12 .52 per person euros.

Thank you, ladies.

Let's cheers.

Thank you. Cheers.

Don't spend it all in one place.

I'm going to shower.

We're going out. Let's get this party started.

What do you need?

No.

That's strong.

Can you put your iPad back in there, please?

Can you put the iPad to the club?

I'm putting $100 on Lily being wasted tonight.

We'll agree on that. We get it. We get it. We don't. All right.

I'm going to get a margarita.

Can I get two Mexican meals? Make it three, but with double tequila for me,

please. Are you sure? Beer? Why?

Yeah, I'll have the same.

You'll have the same?

Oh, I love that.

Death for me.

Bravo.

I think she's cool.

Has everyone got a drink? Cheers, everyone.

Cheers.

You didn't look me in the eye. 10 years of bad sex you're doing.

It's not possible.

It's good, eh, isn't it?

Can you do a little full action?

No, I'm not Irish. No, I can't.

Nobody can.

What is that?

I don't know. Cheese?

Who would you say you're closest with on the boat?

Natalia, who's just left.

Why would you be in?

It doesn't matter.

It's not good, then. It's bad to feel you in there when you come in. Don't

about it.

You're not close to the interior, then.

Everyone in here is up there.

I love the outfit.

We're from England. We can take it. Our banter is above us.

Apparently. So have your banter. Hey, Lily, is it or not?

They're playing games. I don't know what she's talking about because I see

something else.

Wait, what happened?

He wasn't so brave without you, but now he is.

Our banter is so shite.

I think everyone's banter is really good at that. That was a buck under.

Let me go take a wee wee.

Jack, I know the game you're playing. I feel like Lily's already being

influenced by Jack of who I am. I see it. I hear it. Nothing's going to bring

your princess back. And now you've opened a book of worms.

God damn it.

Later this season on Below Deck Mad, we're almost there.

We've got to find whatever it is to keep our attitudes positive.

I'm so excited.

I'm Jack.

I thought I was getting crazy.

This is chaotic.

Where were these guys when I was getting my teeth extracted?

They were like a big gay breakfast.

Oh, stop.

He's a problem.

You have to get him under control.

Or he's off the boat.

I think I like Luca way more than I should.

I like Lily. I really like Lily.

If we're going to stay here, you stay there.

Ow!

Is that your girlfriend texting you?

Is it something we don't know?

No. We've got mutual friends. Okay.

Look up Foy and Playboy and that's what Luca is.

Lily! This cannot look like this. I can't trust her down there. There's like

towels all over the floor.

She is dead weight.

I've given her more than enough and she's just not getting it. I need you to

more aware. One more chance. Otherwise, I may have to make a change.

Where are the deckhands?

I'm here. Lara's in the cabin and Max is down.

We only got you on deck. That's not okay.

This is the stuff that makes me mad. When she calls and calls, the deck crew

needs a f***ing answer. Okay.

You know.

My interior team is definitely hanging on a thread.

He's the one that will separate the interior team. He'll never want to work

us. I really can't be handling men in their 30s. You're overstepping

Oh, my God.

Surprise! Surprise!

I thought I was trying to say hi.

Jason's definitely trying to make him jealous.

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