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You have been attacking me since day one.

Excuse me? You stepped on board with the worst attitude.

I have to leave you at the dock.

Otherwise, we're detained.

This is a show.

You need to be on top of this. What do you mean I'm not on top? Well, you're

obviously not, are you?

Oh, my God.

Everyone is fucking wild.

You've been a fake -ass bitch fucking behind my back since day one.

I am not speaking to you.

Bye. This is my first time as a chief student.

I have never come across a crew this crazy.

And I don't think I ever will.

Welcome aboard.

Let's go.

San Francisco's way nicer than San Francisco, you know.

They were like a big gay breakfast. Oh, my. Where does it go?

Matthew will show you.

There's a couple.

Thirst can trap.

Are you two seriously attracted to each other?

Yeah. My goal is to not get too distracted by these ladies.

I love a girly girl with nails and a handbag.

Me and Luca are just friends. You don't think so?

No. Fine, we're buddies.

Is that what you want to hear?

The organization's a show.

Excuse me? Don't do this with me. Every situation that's happened, guess who's

the common denominator?

The charge of authority from day one. I am the chief's chief. I will put you on

the dock so fast that you don't change.

You will never control me.

You're screaming. You're lack of respect.

I don't want a person like you on board.

You are a horrible human.

But in the food box, honey, so are you.

Wow, such a beautiful day.

Go boning.

Genoa's one of the busiest ports in Europe. I've actually lived in Genoa for

year. It's beautiful.

It is the Italian Riviera. You have all these amazing places you can drop

anchor. It's an epic experience.

But this season hasn't even started and it's already a show.

Baby's got back.

Oh.

Here.

Who is that?

Welcome back.

Thank you. Oh, my God. The white capri pants are back.

Oh, my God.

Horse nose, Talia.

All I can say.

Wow.

I'm just happy being back on board with you. Yeah, thank you. Me too. Great.

You know Kyle's coming back, right?

And Chief Sue, they're having an immigration issue now. They're trying to

their visa. Okay.

I need you to take command.

Easy. I got my chief and my second stew stuck in immigration.

Have you heard anything?

When it happens, it happens. You're on board. In order to save the charter

season, I'm starting with some tests. When the chief stew comes, you don't

a problem stepping down.

No, I am happy. I'm psyched. Thank you.

Being that two of my crew aren't going to make it on time, I had to make a last

-minute decision on who I was going to reach out to. I learned from my last

season that Natalia's a hard worker. She has a great attitude.

The table's absolutely beautiful.

Thankfully, she just became available.

I'm just so grateful she could make it. It's a large vessel.

Having four on the interior is a must.

But for now, three. Yes. So this is your second. For now.

Cocktails, bartender, okay. Well, that's great to know for service. And then any

third? Yes.

She's a pimp, too.

When the crew comes, she's going to step off.

She's decked, primarily.

So you're going to have to teach her laundry or something.

You have to teach her.

Personally, I think I'm going to do a better job than anyone that comes in.

season, Tash gave me some PTSD.

Matt, you just can't be with everyone.

Tash, I haven't spoken to you in any way, Tash. No, don't disrespect me. And

don't stand up.

Do not shout at me.

Natalia just wants my job.

Yeah, that's it. I love Captain Sandy. We're very close. I'd love to think that

I was her first option, but this has worked out now.

Welcome aboard.

Okay.

Sorry, big.

Okay.

Sorry.

El Capitano.

Hey, welcome.

I'm Jack. Nice to meet you. Yeah, you too.

Wow. Beautiful.

Have a seat. Thank you. I was trying to see, where did you train?

Oh, Liverpool.

Liverpool, okay.

I had a very strong foundation in French cooking. My forte is sauces.

I've been a chef for 13 years, but I've filled that 13 years. Like, I have not

stopped since I was 16.

I've travelled when I went to Asia for three years. I wasn't backpacking, I was

working. The initial reason for being a chef was to travel. We didn't really

have the best diet growing up. Frozen meals and stuff.

French fries from McDonald's. We could try the vegetables when I was 16.

Even to this day, I think if you like vegetables, if you genuinely eat

and you like it, you've got something wrong with you.

Welcome aboard.

Thanks, Kelsey. I'm excited.

Yeah. Hello.

I nearly just flashed you.

Hi. How's it going?

I'm Jeff.

Natalia, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You're the chef?

I'm the chef, yeah. This is your room. Let me get you your uniform.

Yeah, cool. Can we stay in the galley?

I've seen the gully. It looks pretty good. It does. Yeah, yeah. I'm just hemp

cheese stew.

You're hemp cheese stew? Okay. Yeah, like visa issues is one of the girls

coming. Right. And then she'll take over, but for the first charter, I think

it's me and you.

All right, me and you against the world. Me and you against the world, but we

got it. Captain Sandy.

Hi. How are you? Good. Welcome aboard.

Thank you.

All right.

Let's have a seat.

So I like that you have the 200 -ton yacht master. That's good.

Tender driving and 10 to 15 -foot swells. Yeah, yeah. We launch through

South Africa. So you have to, like, drop the boat on the sand, turn it around,

push it in the water. Yeah, that's awesome.

Okay, wow, you had a knot.

Breaking waves or just rolling?

Breaking waves. So when guests are in the tender, you know how to, like...

yeah. Yeah, that's good.

I've been boating for about three years now.

I'm from a small town in South Africa.

There wasn't much opportunity growing up there. I grew up spearfishing. That's

the way I made my money. I'm 100 % a water baby.

As a bosun, leading people is really important. So let's see how your

skills are.

Got it. It's like the saying, a smooth sea never made a skill sailor, because

that's where you grow. I ran away from home super young, dropped out of school

at 16, grew up in an abusive household, alcoholic.

I'm just a statistic. No one cares.

So I'm like, I know where I come from and I know where I want to go, so I have

to take my shit seriously.

All right, well, welcome aboard.

Thank you so much. You're welcome. We have a party in here.

Hey. Hi, Natalia.

Nice to meet you.

Say Ruth.

Ruth, that's Ruth, yeah.

Good, good, good.

Do you like taking this to the biggest one?

Okay, perfect, yeah.

We need drinks at this point. There's a lot to do.

Hello. I'm Natalia. I'm Jessica.

I'm your temp chief too at the moment. Okay.

Hello.

Laura. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

So, you're in here.

Hello.

Hello. Who have I got here?

Laura.

Nice to meet you.

Where do you... Down there?

Crewmaster's down there. OK. You're dead. Yeah. OK, so this is your bosun,

then... OK, cool.

You're going in this cabin. You're sharing with another female.

OK, perfect.

Let's do a top -to -bottom girl. I'll be right.

Hi. Hi. I'm the both of them. I'm Hayley. Rue, nice to meet you. Nice to

you. The drink's here for the fridge.

Ash trays.

Put it in there. I've been said I'm sharing with a girl. Maybe it's you.

At least everything's kind of in a place.

How's it

going?

Welcome. Thanks, bro. I'm Luca.

Rue. Nice to meet you. Laura.

Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. That would be great if you just start

backdusting and we'll just start wiping.

Poppy. Hey.

Hello. You're welcome.

Thank you.

Quite a nice large, morgid boat, huh?

Yeah, it is.

So, what was it like working for Captain Jason? Oh my God, it was so much fun.

Yeah.

Alrighty.

Mate, I'm proud that you actually just took it on. Helping out in the interior,

your deck knowledge, your engineering knowledge.

So good having someone with some experience, mate. You definitely got the

ability to.

Keep going wherever you want to go. Yeah.

Well, he highly recommended you. Really? So I'm very excited about this.

Before working with Captain Jason, I was on two other boats, and they were both

private. So I'm actually an ETO, like, elite school engineer.

But I just really enjoy being on deck. Like, engineers are just way too grumpy.

And I'm not a grumpy guy. I want to have fun.

Go find Natalia. She'll point out your cabin.

Okay. Welcome aboard. I'm thrilled to have you. Thank you so much. We got a

bunch of food.

There you go.

Hey.

Are you on deck as well? Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, hello.

Hello. Nice to meet you. Who are you?

I'm Luca. How are you?

Good. New Zealand?

Yeah. Australian.

Oh my God.

We're related though. We're basically related.

Our crew, our crew, our MCA officer will be here in about one hour.

That's all your stuff. And then straight away go find Vincent.

Okay. Luca just has this like, like it's like the eyes, smile, like

Balinese surfer scooter boy.

I don't know. Mixed with God.

Okay, thank you.

Shorting.

He's so hot.

So he has no chamois, so we can get one of those chamois there.

I feel like I've never even actually used the chamois.

How long have you been a deckhand?

I'm on deckhands on, like, ships and, like, tugs and stuff.

Oh, really? So, like, yachting, I don't even know.

Is this your first, like, time on a yacht? Yeah.

My dad wanted a son.

He did everything in his power to make sure I was boy -like.

Soccer, basketball, softball, rugby growing up. I think that's why I started

working on hugs.

The whole yachting industry is something I just wanted to try.

You get all your money done in one month, you go home, drink beers or

Kind of sounds great.

Excuse me.

Let's go one more deck crew that's going to come. Hopefully it's a girl. We can

have a whole girl deck team.

Hey, bro.

Arthur? Yes, sir. Wait.

We're just going to rinse and...

Hi, how are you? Like I said, I don't know how to do this. Just feel it out

this thing, all right?

This season,

it's completely different.

Stepping on Mustique at 989 gross tons after coming off Motor Yacht Hall is a

huge adjustment for me. Mustique's a commercial -built vessel. It's solid,

steel, it's heavy. And it's a full displacement.

Massive yacht.

We're in a whole different ballgame now.

And plus, we're in a major port.

Ships come in and out and transfer passengers and goods in this port

it's so highly regulated.

An MCA officer can board the vessel at any time, and it's all about the safe

operation of the vessel. From life rafts to certificates that we have to hold,

that is their job to make sure that we're safe. So your brave thing is this.

That's our Boston.

Ruined. Ruined. Can you please come to the bridge?

Copy that, Captain. I'm on my way.

Yes, Captain.

Making sure you hydrate. It's hot out there. I need some water. So where are

your originals?

My originals, I leave them in the safe at home. So I made certified copies by

the police station.

These are all photocopies of certified copies.

I'm trying to get them pinned here.

Because the reality is that you should always have the originals on it.

Yeah, I agree with you.

I mean, the book can be entertaining.

That's a problem.

Coming up. Like me having to guide her while I'm trying to do my duties. Her

seeing a list of what she needs to do, and that's the problem.

And later.

The entire vessel could be arrested because of one criminal.

You got to get your original. You have someone to send it to you, yeah?

So you need to get a hold of your friend and mail your stuff. Yeah, yeah.

So do that.

Okay. Okay, good. We're great.

That's not okay.

We're in a bind for the MCA officer. He wants originals. There's a reason why

you can't forge an original.

So five working days for you to confirm that these are all valid.

If we don't get this search in five days... You have to get another book.

Okay.

This will be the cold towel tomorrow. We'll get that for the third period. At

the moment, your second period.

Okay. I find comfort in people.

It's like...

who's gonna be my friend like i grew up in hawaii and i was always at my best

friend's house she was very much of a leader and she's like we're gonna go to

dinner we're gonna go do this we're gonna do that and i was like okay i felt

comfortable in that situation i guess that's why i'm a strong second stew i'm

good follower so they're gonna switch out her later she's that one and they

helping us and then she's leaving but you're not gonna be the chief stew no

put a call from

the tap corner a couple days ago to come here because I couldn't get a visa. So

I was like, yep, I can fly to Europe tomorrow.

Oh. Yeah.

Did you soap these already?

Yeah. Okay. That just needs to be around.

Ah.

What's up?

For eight years that I've been working on the yachts, I've never taken my

original certificate on board with me. So they got certified copies. Now the

guy's saying no, they need the originals. Yeah, I always take my

Yeah. Okay, so where were we? Just these stairs and then we'll start this area

here. Here we go.

So what got you into working on boats?

I've been wanting to do it since I was young. I've always been like surfing and

in the water and I want to become a captain.

It's the best way to become one. Yeah.

I grew up on a farm in South Africa.

My family is so conservative. Like if I say my mom would start crying.

My favourite memory of, like, growing up on a farm was the castle, moving them

from the stable to go get milk.

And I don't know what it is, but they just want to... You know, different

colours, from light green to dark green to light brown, dark brown. But it's

amazing. We used to run into it and just dive and play, and it's warm and nice,

and it's... There's a lot of bacteria that need to go on.

Oh.

I wouldn't open my mouth or put it in any hole.

But at that age, you don't care, you know.

Now I wouldn't do it.

Well, if I was drunk enough, I'd probably do it.

Why did you want to do the yacht?

I want to try it out.

Everything once.

Okay. You just say, I took the forward cabin, the smallest one. Me and my man

are going to be in there. Oh, your man, Kyle.

What happened to Storm?

I'm going to miss you.

He naturally fell apart. And now he's got a girlfriend.

But I've met someone now. And we started seeing together. But he wants an open

relationship.

Open? It's dating others.

He's not dating others. He is, um... You know what I mean?

I don't understand that.

My certified copies were scanned and emailed.

So I left everything in South Africa because I've already sent it, you know?

don't understand why you couldn't sort it out earlier. Yeah, bro, that's...

So if you could just give me the stuff to send it, to get those certificates.

But it is stupid, I mean, because sending it from South Africa takes some

to get here.

Yeah, I've always taken my originals. Thanks.

All crew, all crew, we got provisions on the dock.

Where's the fun start?

Look at her, showing off.

For the interior?

Interior.

Provisions in here. Oh, my God.

I'm probably better staying in the galley. Yeah, all right. More snacks.

Oh, my God. So much.

Just take your time and put your stuff where you need it. Yeah. We have plenty

of space to put food.

Every job I have, at first, I'm always very anxious and on edge. Growing up, I

was born shy. Like, as a baby, I couldn't look people in the eye or

Up to about eight years old, I was just a zombie.

And it's like, when I got to eight years old, I just woke up. And I've got no

memory before then.

And I haven't stopped yapping since.

Here you go. Thank you. Okay, the party's done.

Stinky is cleaning downstairs, wine's in here, and I'll just make a cold drink

behind that bar upstairs.

Okay. That is wonderful.

Hello. Can I help you?

Sure, that would be awesome.

I'm Laura.

I'm Brooke.

Natalia, your new student has arrived.

Copy that.

She's really happy.

What are you having here, girl? A lot. Well, this is our last minute phones.

Let's keep on packing up there.

What the f***?

Is it Brooke?

Yes. I'm Natalia.

Hi, I'm Brooke.

Welcome. Where did you come from?

Miami. Working on yachts or just holiday? Yeah, I moved there looking for

I'm not usually a stewardess. I am usually a deckhand, mostly just on

sailboats and yachts. I haven't been on anything this big before. This is the

first liveaboard that I've been on. I'm excited, but I'm just... My pants.

Yeah, just get dressed and then come up to the galley. It's just right upstairs

there. All deck crew, could we meet on the bow? Just one little team meeting.

I'm coming too. I want to do distances.

I want to go over everything with you.

Copy that, Captain.

So, distances.

How far is from this boat to that barge?

50 meters?

No. No, it's 75.

100 meters.

That's right. That's 100 meters.

Ruan's distance calling for me is concerning.

Not good.

It's important that you know we don't want to hit anything because it will end

our charter season and our jobs will be done. Anything under three meters, I

care because that gives me time to escape.

Hi. I'm Brooke.

Jessica. Nice to meet you. You too.

Rumi. Yeah.

I can't believe how many chicks are on there.

No, it's nice, eh?

Yeah, it's nice.

Okay, gay is better than lesbian.

Lesbian sounds horrible.

I hate that word.

Guys stink.

They do stink. And they piss everywhere.

Just don't like it when someone comes to me like, oh, are you also a lesbian?

Oh, are you a lesbian?

Oh, you know, who are you?

Get her.

Get one on the nose.

Anyway.

Thank you, Laura.

You're welcome.

And Hayley's doing it like she's done it her whole life.

I know. I might just be like a cleaner.

Do you want to be a stupid lesbian?

Oh, no.

All crew, all crew.

You may be in the sky lounge for the captain's meeting.

We're gathering here.

Welcome aboard.

It's great to have you.

We've got a lot of women here on deck. For me, that's a highlight.

So I'm just going to get the pleasantries out of the way.

Absolutely no drugs.

You can't drink on charter.

No racist comments.

See this?

Never take it away.

Because I really like it. It's called a smile.

I'm going to introduce our chief engineer, Tony, and chief officer,

Honestly, we're going to rock this.

And get your certificate.

Let's make it rain.

Thank you.

Let's do this.

Only doing this side, we're doing main deck tomorrow?

Yeah. It's stunning.

Oh, for God's sake.

Is this us?

Can't believe it's nearly nine o 'clock.

Take that downstairs, though.

Oh, not Paul, because we're going to do the cabins.

What did you say? Sorry.

We're going back in.

All right, coming down.

I'll grab the bucket.

Don't forget to get around the bed.

Legendary. Are we done?

You guys rock, man.

Natalia, Ruwan, and Jack, let's meet in the crew bath for our very first

preference seat meeting. Copy.

Oh, my God.

Right. This charter client is Keon Karimi, my personal friend and doctor.

the pandemic, he turned 40. He is excited to finally celebrate in style

best friend.

Keon will be joined by Cameron, Jesus, Geraldo, Nathan, and Carl. So it's an

-boys trip.

All -boys.

That's my favorite.

Expect to have access to all the water sports toys.

Yeah. So the minute we drop anchor, you're launching all the toys. Perfect.

Dinner on night one. The primary will be celebrating his birthday. He has

requested a coastal Italian meal. He also requests that Captain Sandy join.

I mean, be prepared.

That is my story.

Having Keon on board is incredible.

I went to see Keon because years ago I was in a car crash.

My right eye didn't really close all the way.

So he took some skin from this eye, he added it to this eye, and now my eyelid

closes all the way.

He fixed my eye.

I'm glad you're on board.

I'll see you tomorrow. Try not to wake up too early because you have a long

That's right. Get your third period.

I promise you that got me. Great. That's awesome. Thank you, Catherine.

I don't want to wake up in the morning anymore.

I can't believe it took us that long.

Yeah.

Oh, my.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Row, row, Luca.

Oh, no.

Where is this guy?

Hey, bro.

Yeah.

You all good, brother?

Oh.

One of my best friends just died, bro.

Bro, I'm so sorry.

He's the only friend I've known since I was big that's been through everything

with me.

I know. You just found out now.

He had a head -on collision with a bus.

I'm so sorry, bro.

It's like I'm an apostle.

Deep breaths.

Night, night.

I used to live on a sailboat, and I would always, like, wake up like this

slam my head on the thing.

You're probably going to hit your head out there. Oh, most definitely.

Oh!

What was that?

It's like, oh, George!

Sam, are you up?

I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.

They are all dead.

He was not just a friend, that is a brother, that good or bad, he was by my

side. If I think back since eight years old, every memory is with that guy.

I didn't really grow up with parents.

My dad died when I was young, so it wasn't really about family. It was more

about friends that I grew up with.

And right now, I don't even know where my head's at. I don't know what to

what to feel. I've lost someone that means so much to me, you know? The first

person to phone you in the morning and find out how you're feeling, the last

person you speak to, you know, that's all gone.

We're going to jump straight into this morning.

Gas cabin, someone vacuum, someone wipe, and then I'll come join you.

Is there washing liquid in here?

The shampoo is still up on the floor.

What is that?

Supposed to release the wrinkles.

I'm not a teacher, I'm a follower.

Are you okay with bath dusting? Just like that.

Yeah. Because I just want to kind of wash this and see this. We need to get

all off. Yeah.

All good, all good, all good.

I'm sweating like a horned church right now.

What is a horned church?

Oh, my God, dude.

Okay, everything's looking pretty sweet.

Yeah, I just did a bit of a walk around. We're looking good.

That looks crisp.

Let's get it. All crew, all crew. Guest arrival in 30 minutes.

Beautiful.

Interior, interior.

Change into white.

The boat looks amazing. Well done.

Hey, Luca, can you come put my epaulets for me? Put me to work, don't you? I

wonder what the first ones are going to be like.

Hopefully they're fun.

Look at that thing, dude.

Clasp up and do a shot in each.

Chef, you're next to me on this side. Looks like a beauty. Love it. Here we

You ready?

Yes. Here's the crew.

Are you 40 years young? That's right.

You got it. So good to see you. Oh, my gosh.

I'm so excited to be here.

Hi, I'm Natalia Chief, too, for the trip.

Cameron, Keon's little brother. Tito, pleasure.

Nice to meet you.

We're going to show you the best time ever. We're going to launch every toy we

can for you, and the crew are going to show you a good time. All right.

Welcome. I like what I see.

Shot o 'clock.

Oh, thank you.

Is there a weight limit on that thing? If I go down, don't rescue me.

Do you want to go for a tour?

Let's do it.

Beautiful. The bridge deck.

This is where you're going to have the majority of your meals, weather

dependent. Where are you going?

Welcome to the sun deck.

So how many people can we fit in that?

The more, the merrier. Nice. Oh, we can all fit in there, dude.

The fat guy's not going anywhere.

We're going down to the guest cabin area.

This will be acceptable.

Are we going to see the kitchen, too?

You want to see the gallery? Sure.

So where do we take them now? The girls will tell us what rooms they got in. If

you guys want unpacking, let me know. If you want pressing, let me know, and we

can stay. We have lots of pressing.

That's right. We love a good press.

Hello. Hello. No visitors.

Welcome to my dungeon.

No pressure, but the couple days we've been in Italy, we've had about 20

collective Michelin stars.

We're really looking forward to seeing what you can do. No, no, I'm excited

myself. I'm going to be honest.

The press is already like up there about you, but that's the first chapter.

They're friends with Sandy.

Usually I thrive on pressure, but this is some serious squeaky bug time. Let's

go. Yeah, let's go.

Okay.

Hi, this is Sandy.

We're on.

I'm going to scan it while you're on the phone.

Hang on one second.

Oh my goodness.

You've got to be freaking kidding me. This is someone else's picture on Ruan's

certificate. This is major. This is like a whole different level. This is not

okay. The entire vessel could be arrested because of one crew member.

Wow.

Oh, my goodness.

That's not him.

Oh, it could get detained.

The entire vessel could be arrested because of one crew member.

Wow. Well, thank you for bringing this to my attention.

I will take care of it. I appreciate your time.

As soon as we get spread on the table, you're going to go down to the cabin.

Master's priority.

He wants unpacking. Can you get everything on a coat hanger?

Okay.

Roo, roo, please come to the bridge.

Copy that, Captain. En route. Hey.

Are you guys going to be ready to sit in five minutes to have lunch?

Wow, that's amazing.

When are we going to leave first? I couldn't find a camp stand, but

we'll take off soon for a cruise.

Grazie. Interior, interior, we're going to sit the guests down in five minutes,

so we will need all hands to run the platters from the galley.

Where's my captain?

Neither one of these.

I think we're departing in one hour.

You think we're departing in one hour? Yeah. I thought it was just get on a

yacht and go wherever you want. I guess that's not the case.

Yeah. So we're most likely leaving in one hour. Okay.

I'm going to hold you to that.

A couple of salads and a couple of freebies. I don't know how I'm going to

people breaks on the first day.

Don't worry about that. We're on charter.

Hey, have a seat.

So, the officer just had me scan this. Yeah.

Is this really you?

Yeah, yeah, 100%. Like, who was that guy? I don't know that.

Whoever issued this, it's not yours.

It's this other guy.

Where did you go to school?

On one of the boats.

We needed, because the ticket expired, but we needed to get a ticket done

quickly. The guy came on the boat, and he issued us our ticket.

To get this, you have to go to class.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you go to a school?

Pardon? Yeah. You have to be honest. No, no, I am. I mean, honestly. If you

didn't go to a class.

I did do all that. Where? I promise you I did that. What school?

In Monaco. We still had our practical on a boat in Monaco.

No. You can't get your yacht masters on a boat in Monaco.

They don't have a school in Monaco.

Big red flag.

What does that mean?

I've been on both three years with that same ticket. I swear to God, the last

thing on my mind, the ticket was false.

Everything's a bitch.

We're going to have to leave you on the dock. No.

Let's verify this. If it's verified, then a tender will bring you to the

Yeah. If it isn't, then I can't bring you back on board. Yeah.

Unfortunately, we got to move. So go ahead and get your stuff.

And then...

I got to get the boat off the dock.

I'm a factual person. Like, I'm seeing what I see. This is a problem.

Sometimes mistakes happen. However, I'm kind of thinking this isn't the case

here. Regardless, this is really bad.

And I'm in a horrible situation having to start the first charter without a

chief's due and now a BOCES.

You were a kitchen appliance. What kitchen appliance would you be?

Scissor. It's not an appliance, though. That's like a tool.

Scissor. But I get that.

Scissory. Yeah, I know. I got it.

It's fitting.

Are those salads ready? Yeah. So if someone can run those towards behind the

and the bridge there, that would be great.

One's the caprese salad. Yeah. And the other one, make sure you take kale to

because he really likes kale. Okay. I've seen the guests like Italian food, so

we're in Italy. We've got the best tomatoes. We've got the best mozzarella.

We've got the best fish. Perfect meat. As a chef, I do believe the natural

beauty will come through. You don't need to f*** about trying to make swans and

stuff. I can have chops are my favourite thing in the whole world.

La la.

crazy salad and this is a kid mark beetroot and kale salad as well it's a

italian lunch this is a nice way to start you know being in italy first

we're gonna do is drop the jet ski it goes on here luca can you come to the

bridge hey what's up brother um problems with the young monster

hey have a seat what can i do for you okay so i've had an incident

i have to leave grew at the dock and until he can verify his documentation

i don't i don't know um i don't i'm not sure so what i need is an interim

boson whoa what yeah sure i don't mind picking up and

helping out thank you wow helping me i'll tell the crew just don't say

yet okay okay thank you i have to get this boat off the dock We're down crew

members. I don't really have a lot of choices.

Luke is my best choice because the CV is impeccable, and Captain Jason said he

was excellent. When another captain recommends a crew member, you go with

the captain says.

Would you like some Marantino?

Oh, yeah, please.

Look at how he plated that.

Lamb lollipop.

Beautiful. Cut.

No. Nick Cross, it's amazing.

Lamb lollipop? Oh, my God.

That's great. Thank you. Hey!

Hello, guys. The fish was amazing.

Was it? Yeah. Thank you. This is not your average lunch.

I've got plenty more of it as well, if you want more fish, more lamb,

everything. Right now, all the anxiety's gone. I'm in full -blown confidence

mode now.

I'm Harry Potter, and the galley is my Hogwarts.

Cheers, guys. The chef has set a very high bar. If you want to go and just

in on Brooke.

Sure. But just make sure she's, like, picking up the pace. Yeah.

That's nice.

great everything's amazing thank you guys today's like it's getting used to

boat so you're the first what's your taste too well done how are you feeling

today um i'm not sure how pants but the side which

i don't think folding one of my special teeth um you know how to pull it back

um i'll just show you quickly i knew rick is green

on the boat but she's like green in real life

Okay. He is bright green.

Just make it make sense, honestly.

T -shirt, shorts, make it make sense, girl.

Okay. Have you heard when we're getting underway?

Pretty soon, but I'm not going to be with you guys.

You're leaving.

I'm definitely going to come back, but I've got to rush because you guys are

going to need me.

What the f*** is going on?

Like, we just got here.

Okay? Like, do you need help?

I want to try and get those original certificates and stuff. What's going on?

Are you leaving? Yeah.

And then I'm coming back. Okay.

Because I can't leave now. Are we leaving the doctor down?

Yeah, now too.

This is cool.

Oh! Jump in the water!

What the... Oh my God.

You know, iPhones are waterproof.

Are they? How long are you going to be gone?

Well, I'm just going to get one, two documents in, then I can get... The

can bring me to the boat.

For someone to show up to a yacht without original certificates is very

It's like if you get pulled over by the cops and you show them a photocopied

version of your license, like, what do you think they're going to do?

What happened?

If he gets his SCCW and something else sorted, he can come back on board.

So it's us three going to leave the dock.

Adios, amigo.

You didn't even give me a hug, nothing.

What happened?

If he gets his STCW and something else sorted, he can come back on board.

That is so... So it's us three going to lead the dock. Going into the first

charter, I'm scared.

We're manned down.

It's only me and Luca that really knows what a super yacht is like.

It's going to go down.

Anything we can do?

No.

OK, yeah?

I'm going to do all the upheavals.

OK. I just did a smash out, so I'll probably be back in 40 minutes, 20 and a

half hours.

Yeah. Hey.

Hi. So, I was thinking about me and Hayley on the stern. Okay.

And then Laura up forward. Are we getting a hand from Chief Officer?

Yeah. Okay. Since you're back there, I'm fine. Yeah. So he can help on the bow.

It looks like it's going to be a difficult trip for the three of us now.

will be my first time being boasting. I am a little nervous. My main focus is to

try not to crash the boat leaving the dock. Like, what the?

How are we going to do this?

We're

going

to be departing, and I was hoping to get one of you on board. Over.

Hello. Can I have three beers? Yeah. So that's all his, and then this is one guy

still. We've got the beer.

Does Captain Fendi have an update on if we're going to depart?

Pilots coming in 10 minutes.

Roger that.

Luca, Luca, pilots coming in 10 minutes.

This port we're in is the commercial port. And because we're over 500 gross

tons, we need a pilot on board every time we depart the dock and every time

come back to the dock.

Pilots are like live Google Maps. They know the other traffic in the marina.

Chief Engineer, please light up our engine. Thank you very much.

Copy.

Thank you.

He just got piloted on board. Terrific. Can you show him to the bridge?

Hi.

Good. I'm going to take it out here.

Now we can drop starboard spring line.

I'm going to do the spring switch.

Sandy and Nicola is on the stern. No,

you need to be back there. One of the girls can come up front with Tony. Copy.

Hi, Bill. You want to go?

I'm coming up, Lisa.

Oh, here we go.

Yeah, go ahead. Release the spring lines and then the cross lines. Releasing.

You're just dropping it? Yeah.

You can release the ground line.

Releasing. Cut the cord. We cut the cord.

Sandy, we got that lined on the stern.

All gate on the opposite. You can't peek ahead.

Ciao, Bella.

Woo!

Starboard side, about five meters. Here we go.

Ciao.

Arrivederci.

Hey, Hayley, can I get a hand with the fender on the starboard bow? Should I de

-plate the fender?

Yeah, for sure.

Thankfully, we're getting help from an engineer, but for the rest of the

we definitely need someone else. Because, like, this port's f***ing huge.

There's so many super yachts. There's so many little boats driving around.

Like, if you f*** up, it's going to be on the news.

And I'm going to be the guy on the stern like, uh, okay, you just f***ing hit

the dock.

Let's get it down there quickly.

Nice one.

What is the speed in here?

Okay, thank you. See you next time. Yes, thank you.

That's the pilot.

That's the pilot, dude. The pilot is disembarking. The pilot is disembarking.

Copy that.

Bye -bye.

Bye.

Good, nice work.

You know, I saw the red flags with Rue in the beginning, but I didn't have a

choice. A department head is so hard to come by, especially in the middle of the

med season. I think it's like a 0 .5 % that Rue could provide his certificates.

Fingers crossed Norma can come through for us.

Otherwise, we're screwed.

We're totally screwed.

Which plate would you like for tonight?

The birthday extravaganza. We could do that start of that main. Yeah. How are

you guys doing?

Wagyu beef and lobster for the main course. I'm at a hay chair. Am I hungry?

Yeah, legend.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

This goddamn radio.

So much on me. I feel like a Christmas tree.

If you want to jump down, turn down. Yeah. Thank you.

Hey, Candy. Hey. So?

We're not going to get up any water. No, it's too late. Is it okay if Laura goes

down now?

Absolutely. Thank you. I'm going to go put my blacks on. Look at that.

Hi. You guys are still okay for beverages?

We're good. I'm going to press it up for dinner. It's a 9 .10. Is that okay?

Yeah. Great. Laura, link a watch. Knock off at 8 o 'clock. And you sleep until 4

a .m. Hayley from 12 till 4.

Do you think we're going to get another basis?

I don't know.

Perfect. Looking good, bro. Aw.

You're done.

All right. And then I'm up at 4 in the morning.

See you.

I'm just going to keep an eye on that, and I'll call it every time I see a

colour. Right, because I don't know what the f*** I'm doing.

You're watching the colours as well, so you know when to stop. Okay. Now, on the

inside. Like, I've got the technical skills. I know how everything works.

just I've never had to manage a full team.

That's five tackles.

Inside, I'm f***ing myself.

And now, you know, fake it till you make it, so.

Coming up to a long stay, one o 'clock. Okay, great. You can mark it down.

Copy. Nice work, everyone.

It's going to be an amazing night, dude.

I like mine well done. Six ounces.

No worries. It's surf and turf, so it's going to be a few slices. It's not going

to be like a full steak. You're killing it. Having Jack on board, he's got a big

act to follow. Twice cooked Dr. Puss with pea puree and sesame.

Wow.

David. Oh, that's so cool.

That's amazing.

That's impressive, David.

yourself. Wow. With everything that's happened with interior and exterior, I

just hope dinner goes well for my friends. I think we got off the dock.

Eventually. They must be happier.

Coming up. Did you leave Brooke a list?

She's going to get very overwhelmed with it. Excuse me, you were splitting the

same tip.

Where's the dinner? Is it up here or down there?

Thank you.

Oh, fancy.

Thank you.

We made it. We made it.

I'm going to start dressing this up.

Okay, guys, so synchronized service.

We're just all going to walk up there. Then he's going to step to the right and

just look at me. So I'll get to the head of the table.

And then, yeah.

None of us really know your whole story.

Honestly, this career for me, I feel like it saved my life in a way.

I was the good kid, and then my neighbor gave me a 714 Quaalude, and that

changed my life.

I was on that drug train. I kept getting arrested.

All right, what have we got ourselves here? So, seared yellowfin tuna, Thai

ginger dressing, pickled beetroot, and quail's egg. Okay. And one day, I woke

up, and it was just another groundhog day.

And then you're going to be white and chicken.

And I got sober.

Whole turkey, you decided. I got help.

Well, you got professionals helping you. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the

important thing because it takes a professional to go through the

I answered an ad in the paper to pay off all my fines, and I started washing

boats.

And I think because I had so many chances, now I feel like my job is to

people. How many chances do you give someone?

Three. Three chances, and they're gone. Yeah. Randy, that's admirable.

Captain Sandy, well done, by the way. Yeah.

I like doing deck work.

You know, we've all washed dishes before. I hate every minute of it.

Grunt work is what I know how to do.

This is excellent.

Oh, my God, they're delicious.

Thank you so much.

Delicioso. Look at that, bro. Are you kidding me?

Come on, rush perfection.

Wow.

It is stunning.

Do you want to come up for this one? Wagyu tomahawk. Potluck.

Truffle and Madeira's you. Beautiful.

So good.

Delicious. Amazing.

Wow. So, let me show you quickly, okay?

Nice one, brother.

Okay. Flip it back like this.

Turn down the bed.

Bathroom. Just quickly wipe the shower. Doesn't have to be perfect. It's just

wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe. And that's it.

It's not complicated work. It's just something I've never really done before.

Oh, my lanta.

I would love to be a captain one day. My dad was a captain.

He has been the biggest motivation in my life.

My dad came up with Sprouts grocery store. He passed away last year. He

told us, do something that's going to make you happy. And yet, here I am on

inside. You have to start somewhere.

You shouldn't teach me what to do with two pillows.

You're finished with yours? I am all done. Thank you. How is everything,

Very cool. Thanks.

All right. Birthday boy.

Oh, yay.

I think there's a surprise coming.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Keon.

Happy birthday to you.

I wish I was on a yacht in Portofino.

Come on, wrinkles.

Today I ate three pieces of cucumber.

That's why you're so thin.

No, I swear to God, baby's got back. Wait till you see me throw it back on

deep floor.

What are you talking about?

Can you believe we've only known each other for not even two days?

What's the matter with you?

Would you like coffee? No, I want to get some sleep tonight.

I'm like a chief stew, very supportive of the chef.

Sometimes when the team's understaffed and you're thrown in the deep end,

when the biggest team come together and work well together.

I think that's what happened with me and Natalia.

I think she's really right for the challenge, and she has actually really

impressed me, to be honest.

Okay, thanks.

Okay, this bed was my Everest.

Here, I'm going to raise a glass for Sandy.

Here. Thank you. Here.

Here.

Captain. Oh, did this come in? Oh, God.

This looks so good.

This is so good. It's ridiculous.

I'm very happy with myself in the interior. I feel like we smashed it out.

boat's looking good.

Service has gone smoothly.

If the interior team can smash this out the park and I get a gold star from

Captain Fanny, I'll be loving life.

Thanks for dinner. I really appreciate it. Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Okay. Nice work. Thank you. Carl, you want to go to the hot tub?

Yeah. Matt, Matt, Brooke. I just finished.

Thank you. You can go to bed.

What time should I be up in the morning?

Seven and a half hours. And I'll put you down for longer tomorrow.

Okay. Bye.

It was excellent.

Was it?

Thanks. Well done.

You're really good.

Thanks. Thank God, it's going well.

Woo!

I've cooked all around the world. Won the Mr. Knife and Fork Award when I was

23. I think I'm an amazing chef.

Whenever I've got to the highest point of a job, I've always left. I put myself

back at the bottom somewhere else. I think my brother was always the sporty

and my sister was academically clever, and I was just a little wrong child.

You know what I mean? So I should be pretty healthy mentally now, but that

to prove myself never left me.

You're excellent. Thank you. Thanks.

Hello. Hey, we're going to hit the hot tub. Perfect.

When in Rome.

Hot tub time.

Great. Hey, Ru, how are you doing?

Good.

So what's the news?

So what about your documents that were on their

way here? Do we have to mail them back to you?

Yeah.

Okay, well, I appreciate the honesty.

Okay, bye -bye.

Unbelievable.

Hey, who's drinking this?

Why?

You want milk, too?

I don't know if I can top off, but you guys are still sipping.

I will do an ice top off. Ice top off.

You don't want to disturb the client and let them know that everything that's

happening because it's really an embarrassment for the boat.

I just have to keep them fed, fill their drinks, keep them happy.

Smoking mirrors, nothing to see here. We're just down a couple people.

I'm going to reach out to Norma. I hope she pulls it off. I hope she pulls it

off. Did you leave Brooke a list for when she wakes up? I told her to wake up

her laundry and then I'm going to write her a note though. Normally she has like

an early girl checklist.

I do have one, but she's going to get very overwhelmed with it.

Sorry. I think you're going too easy on her.

Sorry, if I had her doing this, she's going to die.

Excuse me, you were splitting the same tip.

I know.

We all need to break up. She's from the deck. She's from the deck. But she's,

like, doing good.

That doesn't mean she's not able to do the job.

Yeah, because her first, literally her first day, not me.

Jeff needs to chill.

Like, it's our first night.

Brooke is as green as Kermit the Frog. She's brand spanking new to the

Imagine if we only had two of us. A 55 -meter boat should run with four suits.

There's four stories.

The rooms are huge. More pantries. More dining. There's extra cabins. She needs

to settle down.

We're already one person down in the interior.

Just relax.

You're not the chief, too. You're not the chief, too. I never thought I'd be

able to say that.

Like, me having to guide her while I'm also trying to do, like, my duties,

that's the problem.

Hello. Hey, what time do you go down?

I was going to go down now.

Okay. I just wanted to ask you a couple of questions about my watchkeeper.

Like, is it, she's like stuck in the bridge, nothing else?

So right now she can help, but after people go to bed, she stays on the

Okay, cool. I'm ready to go to bed. All right, bro.

Thank you. Good night.

See you, team.

Everyone. How about you go to bed right now? I'm going to be waking up a little

bit longer to just square up and go to bed. Okay. Thank you so much.

No, thank you. You're such a great chief, too. Like, you don't stress out,

thank you for being you.

Thank you, my love.

Ciao, ciao.

We're going to turn off the lights.

What time are you getting up? How long have you let everyone sleep, by the way?

You're now the department head.

Eight hours sleep, but I doubt that. That's true.

Are you confident?

I don't know what's happening.

You never know what's happening.

I'll be up at the same time as you then. Yeah, I'll see you then.

Sweet. I've been tucked in the deep end before, but never this deep. I've never

been in a position where I've had to manage a team. On this trip, you don't

to sit up here the whole time. Once everyone's gone to bed, then you've got

sit in here and keep an eye on it. My biggest worry at the moment is I don't

know what I don't know. I've just, fingers crossed, someone else comes in.

Hoping we get another bosun?

I'll guard position and then I'll probably do a little roundy poo.

Yeah, and maybe let's check for the pig.

Yeah. All right, I'm going to go to bed.

The last thing I want to do is let Captain Sandy down.

I didn't even know that the boat was.

Yeah, we're going to need your help.

I'm glad they fixed it for us. Yeah.

You're going to smell a flavor away.

Get away.

It's a coming moment to you.

Great. Answers.

Hi, Norma.

Maybe put a couple jet skis in.

You're kidding me. You can't get anyone for two weeks?

Now, what do I do?

What do I do?

Unbelievable.