Original subtitles

"This film is based on a true love story."

"Some of the characters are still in sweet marriage in real life."

"For their own safety,"

"all the names in this film are completely made up."

"We are sorry for any inconvenience which have been caused."

"Kin"

- Speak. - Are you still home?

- Where are we going again? - It's Grizzly-bear's wedding day!

So he's is the only one who has to be there.

Dude, you're his best man!

Well, it's fine, I'll be there next time.

Get up, you idiot!

Alright, be right there!

You're so friggin late!

Why are you all dressed up?

It's called self-respect,

which you don't have, just take a look at you!

Dress code on the invite said "smart-casual"!

Where's the smart part? I just see casual in you!

I think we define "Smart-casual"

differently!

Well look at the groom!

Good morning!

Oh, are you getting married today?

I know, alright? I messed up.

Where's the red packet?

- It's all settled, we don't need it. - We don't?

Lucky red packet to enter please!

You said it's settled?

It is!

And they still want the red packet!

Just tell them we don't have it!

How?

You tell them yourself!

That's blackmail now isn't it!

You know what, I'm not messing around...

They can hear you, you know.

Didn't we go over this?

No groom pranks, no packet.

Pranks and packets

are two different words,

and two completely separate things!

Okay, dudes. I think I made a mistake.

Come on boys we got this.

- Huddle! - Come on!

What? 5800 dollars for me?

That's my bro.

That's way too much!

And you?

Of course I have something special for my brother of years.

Say, what?

800 dollars? Am I a joke to you?

Guys, we have been best friends for years,

you can't measure friendship with money!

You got a point there. Fine, collect and pass go.

What else do you think? I am the god of reasoning.

Shut up.

How much you got?

We'll see, take this.

No way!

Twenty dollars on your wedding day?

I was not expecting this!

That's an unlucky number, let's make it 6800 dollars then.

Here! Take it!

Are we at awake, dude? Why don't you add a fruit chew in there too?

Fine, I'll give you an additional 200 dollars!

What about this single dollar?

Save it for your mortgage, idiot!

Thanks.

Wifey, I'm here.

I used to complain

about my pathetic life,

now I understand.

I used up all the luck

in my life to find you,

and now I am complete.

From now onwards, I promise to commit

and be the man of your life,

as to cherish you as well, Jenny.

- I'm so touched! - I'm not!

What do you know about love?

Use me or abuse me, I have no regrets!

I never could understand

these silly speeches.

Right!

It's all fluff,

even the grammar is bad,

I wonder which imbecile wrote this!

That imbecile would be me.

Hey! How could you say such a thing?

Do you know respect?

Sorry, my friend is an idiot!

- Hope you don't mind! - It's not like that...

I'll be over there bumping into a friend, excuse me.

Don't leave me here!

I know it sounds cheesy,

but I like it, he got local flavor.

It is like those Hong Kong films, and that deserves support.

Forget it, you can't save it.

Sorry, I didn't mean it that way.

Actually, I just googled it.

All weddings are the same,

it's all just for show.

Do you need help?

Hi, my name is Kin,

you are Jenny's friend?

I think only friends can be bridesmaids, right?

Not exactly, I'm here for Grizzly-bear,

but we're not really friends.

You're funny right?

A lot of people say that,

but I'm quite shy actually.

Like right now, I have so much I want to say to you,

but I don't know how to say it.

Why don't you write it down then? I'm not in a rush.

Oh, here's one.

You're wearing Chanel Number 5?

I could sue you for sexual harassment, you know?

You self-centered one!

What I really meant is that your perfume doesn't suit you.

So which perfume suits me then?

This one!

Arthritis Oil?

- Daddy, have some tea. - Who's your daddy?

We haven't settled this yet!

Watch your back.

It looks like her father doesn't like Grizzly-bear.

I can relate.

After all these years,

I still don't like him,

and that's his father-in-law.

But tea-pouring has many meanings,

maybe that's Jenny's stepfather.

Oh, really?

But all these years I've known Jenny,

I never knew her father died.

You know everything?

Maybe she just never told you.

I mean I would, we've been friends for so long!

What if Jenny never treated you as her friend?

No wonder she is so feisty!

She has quite a past.

Grizzly-bear must treat her really well from now on,

we must give her sympathy...

I mean congratulations.

I wonder if you have a boyfriend?

So what if I do, and what if I don't?

Oh nothing, just wondering if you'd like one.

What if I already have one?

Then I'm just wondering if you'd like one more.

- I'm Guy. - I'm Ho-yee.

- Are you happy? - Sure.

Stand closer on the left...

Okay, get ready.

One, two, three!

Happy Anniversary!

Hey, why didn't we come here sooner!

I didn't know it would take this long.

How much longer?

Soon, just a few more tickets.

Number 60, please.

"Number 260"

Happy Anniversary!

Happy Anniversary...

I'll let it slide this time!

Happy Anniversary!

"All on my call"

"Go watch the Liverpool Game at Anfield Stadium"

I'm so hungry, can we eat now?

Here it is! Be patient!

Happy Anniversary...

"Liverpool Football Club versus Manchester United Football Club"

"Guy Studio"

"Guy and Yee"

Happy Anniversary...

Happy Anniversary!

Guy, you're something else.

You even invited us to celebrate your anniversary!

True brother you are!

And you've got someone else,

another baby on the way.

Jenny takes the crown.

Just 5 months after delivery, look how fit she is!

Like she barely popped one out.

Hey watch your filthy mouth.

What do you mean filthy?

She barely popped one out?

What are you visualizing?

It's just small talk okay?

Can't say she's fat and loose

after giving birth, yeah?

Listen to yourself, you're just trying to get Guy in trouble!

You are so despicable.

You're just implying my wife's fat, am I right?

Hey! Stop it the three of you!

You know that's not what I meant.

I can tell who's being sincere, and who's just a stirrer.

Don't you think so?

Jenny's mad now, ok? Stop it.

Hey, watch your mouth, Jenny's not mad.

She just remembers everything hatefully.

Cut it out you two! You shut your mouths.

Hey, shut your disgusting mouth and just eat!

Don't you have arthritis? And you're eating shrimp?

No, I got this for you.

Put your phone down at dinner, you are so rude

Why are you obsessed with me?

I'm just looking at this news!

Man's home catches fire,

saves Gundam Model Figure instead of hundred thousand dollars cash?

Look at this!

He'd rather save his toy and let the cash burn!

It's a groovy kind of bromance, you wouldn't get it.

Oh yeah? So you agree to him then?

No way,

I have no interest in toys?

I just overheard her, and I'm feeling dizzy and nauseous!

Save it.

Let me ask you guys this, your house is on fire now.

You can only take one thing with you,

what would it be?

My computer, it contains all my collections,

some of them are classics!

I mean they have pink...

- Drink up. - Fine.

What about you?

My phone and charger,

or I lose all my Tinder and CMB contacts.

That's cool, I use these apps too.

Just to find myself some playmates, don't you want to be wild sometime?

If you were the only man left in this world,

I still wouldn't choose you.

If I was the only man left,

let's see if I even have to choose you.

Hey, honey.

What would you choose?

Me?

For me, I will get my wallet,

passport, keys to the safe,

the kids' birth certificates, and their umbilical cords.

What about the babies?

They would be with you, wouldn't they?

Of course they're with me, wouldn't they.

Wifey wants me on baby duty, and that's exactly what I'll be.

I would take my photos, they are precious to me.

I think memories have to be treasured, right?

Right, that makes me only one choice.

All I have to say is, I'll just keep her with me.

So you're indeed the great one!

Bravo, Guy!

You could be a bit more dramatic.

Everything is disposable, just stuffs,

as long as you're safe.

Best answer,

and you have a strong will to live.

You could be a bit more subtle.

Wifey, it's obvious that he doesn't mean it.

Exactly, how can you say that, are you possessed?

I don't want to talk to you,

I need some fresh air.

Let's go.

There's someone new at Universal, number 88.

Tell them Mr Kwan sent you, and you will get a 20 percent off.

- And that Mr Kwan would be? - Me.

Since when are you Mr Kwan?

When I'm getting myself a wild time.

Dude, no one uses their real name at massage parlours alright?

But I'm only Mr Kwan at Universal,

yet I'm Mr Cheung instead at Oasis, you shall remember that!

You're married, dude. You shouldn't go.

Correction.

He started going there after he got married.

Are you okay there, Grizzly-bear?

It's Vincent, he's getting married.

Vincent? Orgy Vincent?

I thought he couldn't be tied down, what's up with him?

Heard that his girlfriend is pregnant.

What an idiot! That's a no-no.

I don't think that he wanted it to happen.

Exactly, Grizzly-bear would know how that feels.

Well, thanks!

- Hey, he started it, not me. - I am sorry...

- He didn't mean it. - Fine!

Did you see yourself just now,

- when Guy said he'd choose you. - Girl, you were soaking wet.

I wasn't!

He's just acting, but you buy those nonsense as well.

To be fair, it was pretty believable for me.

Look at mine.

Mine's method acting full time,

I never know what's real.

She doesn't need to know if it's real!

It's her last chance aboard ship,

what else does she want? My life too?

You said you love her when you got married,

can't be without her and all that.

Now you are talking!

You two saw it coming, and should have warned me!

You said you wanted a hard love with no tomorrow,

so we thought you found it!

I never go to bed thinking there's tomorrow now!

Let it go, bro.

Think you should just accept that you're a prissy!

I think Jenny keeps you in line.

It's real love, man.

Wait a minute.

It's not just all sweet talk, you know.

He's serious about me.

Serious about you? Has he talked about marriage?

Yes, we've communicated,

we want to build our careers first.

That's not communicating, that's being conned.

Build your career first?

You'll have better luck asking for world peace!

You have to wait until when?

So wait then!

You can't have your cake

- and eat it too. - Sure!

I'm pretty sure Ho-yee's the one.

I feel safe with her,

I want to spend my life with her.

Bro, life and wild

are two completely separate things.

Why does it have to be in everything?

No wild, means no passion in life;

why be together then?

That means you're just roommates!

Does she pay for utilities?

Hey, what is with you guys?

There is no free WiFi you know, it's pricy!

Don't laugh, we are serious!

Yeah, how can you say something like this?

Let me tell you something, women is like coke.

In the beginning, it makes you high.

But it will then eat you up and change you after a while later,

yet you'll even crave it more.

Until one day when you look in the mirror,

you will just

not recognize yourself anymore.

But why am I...

Relax.

Was I tense just now?

A bit.

Let me tell you something, Guy.

Just put off marriage as much as you can, alright?

Alright, I know.

Louder!

I know!

Okay!

Don't worry,

I got my boundaries!

I tell her all the time,

don't fix something that's not broken,

or it will be broken if you fix it!

I mean if a relationship is working,

why does it need to be worked on?

I know a lot of girls like you.

They date for years,

and the guy does nothing, while the girl says nothing.

Somehow, they just get used to it.

And you know, they break up then.

I'm not going to break up with him,

it's been so many years!

He won't be able to take it!

Drink up!

Actually, all men are the same...

I know, they all like our lips!

What? Am I wrong?

All men I know...

The older men are, the more they don't know what they want!

That's why at this crucial moment,

they need us women to tell them

that what they need and what to do.

Before you decide,

just ask yourself...

Is he absolutely the man of your life?

We have a laundry basket, you know!

Welcome to Old Trafford,

this is the 179th Manchester Derby.

Manchester United versus Manchester City...

Well, let's...

Now?

But the game's about to start,

how about after the halftime?

No! I want it now!

You can't wait just 45 minutes, don't you?

That's me!

Fine! You asked for it!

You are a very bad girl,

and you need to be punished.

Tell me!

What do you want?

It's fate!

No condom, no go!

- I'll let you do me without. - No way!

Just once? I can cut you a deal.

- I don't mind. - But I do!

Come to biology class, Muttchester!

Stop teasing! It's Manchester!

Why do you worry anyway?

The referee is your pick,

and the video assist is on your side too.

It's a sure win, right?

Why don't we start biology class?

I know it's true.

But look!

There's Lingard today! Something's up!

Hey, give that back!

It's the 179th Manchester Derby! Give it back!

Am I more important or is the game more important?

Am I more important or is biology class more important?

Your question doesn't even make sense!

Same as your question!

So it's my fault?

Don't you dare!

There's no right or wrong okay?

You're not very stable right now.

Why don't you calm down and I have a think about what just happened?

I'll see you in 90 minutes! Bye bye!

I hope you lose, Muttchester!

Shut your mouth!

This is in royal slumber for now!

That's quite a lot of angles already.

And I can find plenty more.

I'm sure that

the Manchester Derby had more angles, right?

Come on, you sour moron.

I've forgiven you, darling.

But I just can't forget.

Don't worry about breakfast, come with me.

Why?

- Come on. - What is it?

Just come.

Here, sit down.

Sit down.

Happy anniversary.

What is it?

We already celebrated with our friends yesterday,

if you don't even get a present today,

I just can't forgive myself.

Lamps?

Yeah!

What is this all about?

These are not ordinary lamps.

The sales told me that no matter how far apart they are,

even on far corners of the earth,

they are connected!

Just like us,

no matter what distance, what circumstance,

our hearts are connected.

Look, Kin

if I'm on and so are you!

If you're on and so am I!

Yes, indeed...

But they're expensive,

so if I can't switch it on, then that will switch me on.

So do you like them?

They're alright.

Do I get a smile?

You do this every time I'm upset,

you just make it all into a joke!

Well, I won't make any jokes next time then.

I'll just make you upset, okay?

"I dare you!"

For real? I can't wait!

I've never try that before,

I am on now!

You are crazy...

Come on!

What is that smell?

My breakfast!

Oats and spam? This is new.

Don't like it? You can starve.

Hey now, that's not what I mean, this is just so healthy.

And it's so good!

Come try it, thank you!

How did you make it? Teach me!

Here's your gift.

And a gift too? You're the best.

Where did you get this?

I begged a Japanese collector

so long for this!

Why? Don't you like it?

Why would you think that?

You are so good, I love it!

Thank you!

There's a discount for a driving course now.

Why this all of a sudden?

Private car is different from motorcycle.

I know they're different,

one has four wheels one has two.

Exactly!

Exactly, so what's with the private car?

You don't get it?

What's there to get when you've said practically nothing?

Forget it, I'm getting dressed for work.

Hey Guy, hurry up dude!

Why did you call me? What do you need?

Look after Elise for me, okay?

I got a meeting in Macau.

There's no meeting, you're just going wild!

A true brother, indeed!

Stop all those nonsense.

But you just went to Macau last week!

I know.

In a whole week,

I haven't make it even once!

What is wrong with you?

You'd rather do it yourself than do it with Jenny?

And let her have all the fun?

You won't understand, you're not married!

I don't get it, why would you get yourself to Macau this instant

with just under an hour to spare?

- Love-themed rooms. - Love-themed rooms?

Stewardess, nurse, secretary, and even car wash!

Car wash?

- How? - You're the car, then get washed.

Come on!

I go by chopper, and will be back before dinner.

You've got to be kidding,

this is totally out of proportion, Grizzly-bear!

You got that right!

They are so out of proportion, whenever to compare with Jenny.

That's true.

Just make it quick alright?

Thanks Guy!

Elise, you be good, okay?

Daddy will be right back, no tantrums okay?

Be smart.

Poor Elise!

Your dad would rather go have fun than stay with you!

That's my bike!

How dare you, Gray Bersen!

Granny is all magic,

you guys ask why Grizzly-bear is so obedient,

it's all because of Granny's special potion.

- That's insane! - Pretty awesome!

I've known her for 30 years,

I would know!

Only you two would believe her.

You ungrateful child, don't slam it if you don't believe it!

It's all about witches and plants, but yet you just can follow it.

Here, morning and night, one dose each.

Got it!

Granny, what's this water?

Medicinal tea, it takes the heat out of the man,

and he'll turn into a lamb so he won't stray.

Here, thanks Granny.

Dollface, you and Guy are in a bit of something?

Granny, what did you do?

- How did you know? - Spot on, right?

Because Jenny told me!

She practically gift-wrapped

a driving course application for Guy,

but it totally went over his head.

What does that mean? I don't get it.

Motorcycle is for two people, private car is for a family!

A private car can also just hold two people, right?

But a motorcycle definitely can't hold more than that!

Yet Guy just thinks about himself and that's all!

This morning when I was on his bike,

- he said I made him all slow. - How could he...

Guy has got his head in the clouds, but peanuts for salary.

Not a single truthful word that he's a bit of a floozy too.

At least, he's handsome though!

Pretty to look at.

Granny, you're supposed to be on my side!

I stand on the side of reason.

Granny, is it in the cards?

Will they marry?

When's the last time you guys messing around?

Isn't that's a bit direct, Ganny?

Alright, I'll be subtle.

When's the last time you coupled

did the deed?

Just after we came to visit you over Chinese New Year.

It's the end of the year now, baby.

How can you stand it?

Marriage will only be in sight

if you take the reins.

Otherwise, it's a no-go.

I made soup, you girls shall stay for dinner tonight!

- Thanks, Granny. - Sure, Granny.

Granny is just hearing nonsense,

you can't scare me off!

If you don't believe in fate, at least your body's honest!

If you don't trust your granny, you could at least trust yourself.

Maybe it's just because of the game last night.

I'll try again in a couple of days.

You might lose to Netflix and PS4.

Wake upm girl.

Do you not see it?

You gotta keep it fresh!

That's right, like a fresh piece of gum,

it's so sweet and juicy on those first few chews.

But if it begins to lose its flavor,

you will just spit it out then.

Enough with the analogies you two,

just give me something I can work with!

You piece of nothing, I always have to pick up after you!

It's not entirely my fault!

It said "No Parking",

and you went for it anyway.

You're just asking for it.

It would never happen

if you could keep yourself in your pants!

Easy, buddy.

Just be more careful next time.

Say that to yourself.

If Jenny finds out, you're a dead man.

She's not going to find out!

Know the rules, play lifelong.

Look, I took Elise for her shot,

and then bought Jenny her favorite snacks.

Majors points, man!

Great, genius.

I am appalled at your reasoning.

I am the god of reasoning.

Whatever, dude!

Hey, my wife is on her way home,

I have to get back before she does!

Come on, Elise.

Hey Guy, I'll talk to you later!

Let's go, Elise.

Major points, man!

Elise, we got to hurry, okay?

Mommy's coming, let's go!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Hey, sweetie! Did you have fun?

Yeah!

That's great, now go have some more fun then.

Okay!

- When did you get in? - A while ago.

You're pretty sweaty, don't you?

I'm just excited you're back, honey!

How excited?

I want to have biology class right now.

Are you with me, Miss Jenny?

"Gwong's Bakery"

Is it good? You like it?

Just like how I remember.

Of course, it's fresh from Macau.

You went to Macau?

Macau? No.

You just said this is fresh from Macau.

Oh, yes! I was in Macao today.

You said no just now.

I promised Guy that I wouldn't say anything,

but he's in a rough patch with Ho-yee lately,

so I went to the casino in Macau with him!

I mean Ho-yee is your best friend,

so I wanted to cheer him up.

Oh, really? Ho-yee never mentioned anything.

Of course.

Baby, not everyone is sweet like us.

Just keep this off the record, okay? Don't go telling Ho-yee now.

Alright,

I'm going to shower now.

Come back over here!

What is it, honey?

Which ferry did you take? Answer me now.

The 5:30 one.

- Which casino? - Lisboa.

- There for? - Two hours

- Win or lose? - Won 500 dollars!

- Call Guy. - Sure!

What is it this time? Haven't had enough today?

Hello, Guy-guy!

I've thought it through that out of the three of us,

I'm the weakest link.

We need a Bro Code.

If this ever activates,

then I am in grave danger.

- Guy-guy? - Yes!

Yeah, don't you love it when I call you this?

Oh yeah, Bear-bear!

What do you want to tell me?

You gotta tell me slowly okay? I have the worst memory, you know.

No problem, I just wanted to ask you that...

Did you like the curry fishballs I got you the other day?

Curry fishballs?

What...

"Curry Fishballs means Lisboa Casino"

Curry Fishballs? Of course, I did!

I'm so glad!

Where did we go today?

Lisboa Casino, we went for a game or two.

That's correct!

The time.

So what time did we go?

We had a pineapple bun before we went, remember?

"Pineapple Bun means 5:30 pm"

Well, you took Elise for her shot at 3:30,

then I joined you after work and we took the 5:30 ferry to Macau!

5 stars!

Which pier?

Which pier did we come back from?

The one with the red bean slush.

Hey!

My Bro what's the matter?

What's the matter my Bro?

Actually the red bean slush you got me isn't good...

What's wrong with your red bean slush?

- It faded! - It faded?

Do you think you have another drink for me?

That's all I have!

Hang on!

The connection is so bad... he's on hold.

Hello, what's up?

Kin, we're in deep trouble!

Grizzly-bear is being held hostage by Jenny,

he's on the other line!

He activated the Bro Code, you gotta help me decode it!

Wait me a minutes, I got to go now!

I was asking about the pier, and what's that slushy all about?

You heard me, I was asking him...

He can't even tell you any of the details,

- and you said you went together! - It's not that he can't,

he just hasn't yet, honey!

Why all this fluff for something that did happen?

Sure, it's actually more common than you think.

For example?

Just like do you love me, honey?

What is wrong with you?

Answer me baby!

Nonsense.

You see! You love me, yet you can't answer me either!

If Guy can't answer, you're in deep trouble, I tell you.

Guy, I found it!

I know what it stands for!

Bear-bear, are you still here?

Hey...

You got Elise her shot at 3:30,

and I got off work at 5:30, then take a ferry to Macau with you.

After that, you were gambling at Lisboa Casino for two hours,

then won 500 dollars too.

So, we took the ferry at 8 pm

from Taipa Pier back to Hong Kong!

You are correct!

Of course I am, because everything I just said is the truth.

Bear-bear is so lucky

to have such an awesome brother like you, Guy-guy...

Guy-guy thinks so too!

But from now on, please don't ever call me again

with something like this.

I know,

and I will never again.

Thank you for your time,

- goodnight and sweet dreams. - Goodbye.

I'm so sorry!

Muttchester!

Are you done?

But it's hilarious!

A pole dance? Then the pole falls off...

Hey, watch your mouth okay? That's my girlfriend!

Oh, the man knows shame!

Yet you just let her fall,

you idiot!

The pole came straight down at me,

I just had half a second to react!

Ho-yee will get over it.

I'm going to get her some soup

and her favorite noodles,

and her favorite dessert too!

It's going to be a night of sorry's.

No, don't say sorry lightly!

Deja-vu.

This is all deja-vu.

My wife did the pole dance thing too.

At first, I thought I was the luckiest man alive...

Little did I know that I was an idiot, it was all a ploy.

I did her raw, and now I'm a lost cause.

Are you kidding, some idiot you are!

I just said I'm an idiot, you don't have to repeat it!

It's not the same.

When you say you're an idiot you're just saying it.

But when I say you're an idiot, then I'm saying it!

- What's the difference? - It's so obvious.

When you say you're an idiot, you may not be one though.

But when we say you're an idiot, then it's true.

- Is that so? - Of course it is.

The world doesn't revolve around you.

You can't claim stupidity,

you have to be certified stupid by someone else.

Fine, I'll let you pass this time.

What do you mean you let me pass?

I am the god of reasoning, as usual.

"Friendship Town"

"From Jenny"

"Hubby, don't stay out too late"

"Grizzly-bear is typing"

"Sure, silly moron!"

What?

Why did you call your wife "Silly moron"?

Hey, you guys! How did you know I was thinking it?

Because what you were thinking, you just wrote it.

Hey!

I'm not... I meant Silly girl!

Bad autocorrect!

I was so sure I typed "Girl",

what a bad autocorrect!

I'm a dead man now! Save me!

You're in deep trouble! "Jenny is typing" it says!

You have to write back before Jenny does,

or you're a dead bear!

- No... - Write it out!

Yeah!

"Sorry, I meant silly..."

- Not that... - Come on...

Send!

Is it?

"Sorry, I meant silly girl"

It's gonna be okay...

Okay! Jenny said "Okay"!

"Okay"

It's alright!

- I'm going to pass out. - Thank God!

- It's over... - No way, I was scared!

By the way,

so you were saying that it seems like I'm in danger zone here?

Okay, let's think about this, I got an idea.

You can download the Buddhist's mantra.

No Holy Bible

would work on someone like Guy.

That's true.

But recently I read this book about hypnosis,

- you should check it out! - Let me see.

"Anchor, written by Anselm Chan"

Hypnosis?

This is some new age fluff, right?

You're a skeptic, don't you? Let me show you then.

I'm not into that.

Mind your own business!

Come on!

Okay, so close your eyes and focus.

Then relax your body...

How do I focus and relax at the same time?

Just listen to us, if you ever ask for help.

Here we go again!

Now think about Ho-yee,

and then think of anyone you hate the most!

Ho-yee, then the one you hate.

Ho-yee, the one you hate...

Ho-yee...

Wake up now.

- That's it? - That's all!

That's amazing, you didn't even so much as flinch at your lie.

You don't know anything, do you?

If Ho-yee ever tries to seduce you again,

but you don't want to fall for that...

Just yell "Wake up now",

and the hypnosis will kick in.

Alright, wake up now.

Well, that didn't work.

I'm telling you, it works!

- Everyone say it does! - Why don't you believe me?

Alright enough already, don't say that about the others.

Wake up now!

Hi, sir!

What is up with you?

This is a non-smoking flight, you can't smoke in here.

Why are you dressed like this?

How much luggage do you have?

I don't have any.

How can you travel without luggage?

Alright.

Here you go, thanks.

Sure!

Put it up there!

Really feel it!

Yes, sir.

Smile! Come on now!

I want a headset, I'm going for a video game.

Okay.

Sir.

- I wanted a headset. - We don't have any.

- May you have your meal first? - I'm not hungry!

Have a drink then!

Fine, what do you have?

We have coffee, tea...

- Or, do you want me? - I'll have a Coke, thanks.

Don't have it.

It's either coffee, tea or me!

No, thanks.

You have to pick one.

I'll have a bottled water, thanks.

Why didn't you say so?

Water.

There's sudden turbulence.

What are you doing?

Oh, what happened?

I'm so sorry, Sir!

It's my fault!

Don't worry, please take off your pants.

I'll help you blow dry them, please let me!

- Don't do this! Get away from me! - Here, we've to blow your pants dry!

Wake up now!

What is it?

Sir?

Wake up now!

If there's anyone I hate the most, it's the two of you!

- Do you like it? - Are you satisfied?

- What is it, Sir? - Get away from me!

Don't you come over here!

- What is it, Sir? - I'm warning you!

- It's all my fault! - Stay away!

- We have to blow dry your pants! - Get out of here!

I said get up!

Let me help.

I'm not going to let you!

Don't be like this!

Take one more step forward and I'll...

Take them off!

Shut up and don't you come closer!

Take them off!

I can fight you!

Just tell me what you want, Guy!

Come on!

Let me help you...

Please calm down!

- Hey, that hurts! - Poor, baby.

This is not looking good.

Next time, don't bother with the ambulance,

just call for a morgue truck!

I just can't believe he hates roleplay.

I mean, I was acting as a stewardess!

Think about it,

isn't it every guy's dream?

Isn't that right?

Hold up,

I think the guys are onto something.

It's Grizzly-bear, isn't it?

It has to be.

What else you got?

This.

Oh, that's devious.

But I like it.

When's your next period?

In a week, I suppose.

I'm only interested in biology class with him,

not actually baby-making!

Think about it, as knowing Guy.

If you get pregnant, he will definitely going to marry you.

Right!

Women hate it when men go bareback and scram.

And for you, it's bareback and get married.

Right!

We just got to milk it for what it's worth.

- An I right? - Right.

- He wins in the end! - Indeed.

Looks like I'll have to do it the hard way.

Is it Grizzly-bear?

Let me handle this, you go on home.

He won't be able to leave this house.

I got you!

Hubby.

If I ever find you, you're a dead man then!

Hubby!

Are you here?

I'm coming in!

The girls have pills, I can't come to you guys!

Guy-guy, watch your back!

Kinny, you gotta save Guy-guy!

I'm compromised right now...

- I got you! - But you...

"The press and the whipped"

"Grizzly-bear has left the chat"

"You are now the admin"

Tipping them off, don't you?

Happy day, you cruel one!

I will never give in,

karma will get you!

I may not know when karma will get me,

but your doomsday just clocked in.

Honey! I love you!

Guy, Grizzly-bear sent over a clip!

I saw!

- You can't go home alright? - Of course I can't.

Because I'm already home...

Still on the phone?

Come on, have some soup while it's hot!

So, how does it taste?

It's so good!

Of course it's good, it's straight from the can.

What a spread! What's the occasion?

Something special.

What are you busy with lately?

So busy.

There's a project with great terms,

an offer that the client just can't refuse,

but who just can't make up his mind, and keeps playing hard to get.

Maybe it's not a good deal then.

Well, it's not about that.

But it's such a long term client you just get attached, you know?

So we had a meeting today, to figure out a solution!

Come on.

You want some mashed potatoes?

No, thanks.

Have some, it's really good!

So, was it a done deal in the end?

Not yet, but it will be soon.

Why aren't you eating?

It's just a bit dry, I want something to drink.

I already got you this.

Soda? Too much sugar!

I'll just have some water.

If you want.

Hey, Kinny. I can't hold out much longer!

Where are you?

What do you want? Don't even think about it!

I'm not messing around with you right now.

Just want to cut you a deal.

I don't want no deal!

Let's get it straight.

Leave Guy alone tonight,

and I'll do whatever you want.

For real?

I never play around.

Five years.

I've waited this chance for five years!

Guy,

I'm sorry!

Actually, he's old enough.

It's time for him to be a family man now.

You're doing the right thing.

Hey, promise me

that you won't hit my face, okay?

So, where can I hit you then?

You bad girl want to sit on death row, don't you?

Then, I can sit on whatever you want to tonight.

Hey, don't you ever look down on me!

You're just asking for it,

and you're getting punished for being so bad!

Kinny, help me.

I'm so hard right now...

What is it with you?

What's going on down there?

What did you do to the bottled water?

You laced it!

So what if I did?

You're something else.

Just say you want it,

I'm right here, baby.

No!

Just give in.

Hold it in much longer and you'll get sick then!

I'd rather explode than give in!

Never!

Really?

Get away from me!

Listen,

just whip it out when you still can,

this is your last chance.

You wouldn't!

Oh I wouldn't?

You're so bad!

No!

Let me go, please...

Hey, out of stock again!

Well, it's fate!

We'll have to do it without then.

I can give you everything!

But can you take off your mud mask,

and wear your stewardess uniform again?

No!

I did all those role play

but you didn't want it!

You brought this look upon yourself!

No way, I didn't...

No, help!

I slept with her last night.

It's alright, Guy.

Just think of that you were being possessed.

Cheer up.

I'm not upset because she got her way.

I'm upset because I didn't play it safe,

and it felt so good.

I'm so mad at myself,

like why am I so weak?

How dare you!

Wait a tic, I thought you went to help him out last night?

Let's not sidetrack, guys.

We are in the golden 72 hour bracket right now.

Yes!

Golden 72 hours?

Think about it, what if...

you hit the jackpot last night?

Easy, there goes the baby after 10 months!

Not necessarily.

Look at him,

he smokes, drinks and stays up all night.

He is in bad shape, everything should be fine though.

How would you know all about that? Have you tried it?

Look, think of the best solution for the worst scenario.

The worst scenario shall be pregnancy then.

So what's the solution?

Easy...

We kill the sperm!

Surely, you three are up to no good.

What do you want?

My friend wants the morning after pill for his girlfriend.

You see,

my friend here loves messing around but he hates to play it safe,

and he's irresponsible as an idiot,

so we're here for the pill.

So do you have it?

We only sell the pill to the ladies,

unless you have a prescription.

You don't? Then leave!

Let me do this.

Excuse me, Miss.

I'm actually female, and the one he's looking for...

Forget it, that won't work.

- Watch me. - Alright, then.

Miss, just help me out please.

Get out!

What do we do now?

We can't do this in broad daylight,

we gotta enlist The Dark Side.

Do you know anyone?

You've come to the right person.

As Grizzly-bear of the Wild Unknown,

I know everybody.

We're all set then!

Well, except The Dark Side.

Alright, the Fire Dragon have it.

And who will meet us at Kwun Tong pier at 11 tonight.

You're the Fire Dragon?

Who told you I'm a dude? Can't I be a girl?

That's fine, I was just curious.

Curiosity kills, so you want it or not?

First time?

Yes.

Don't want to man up, huh?

Yeah...

I mean no!

There's some misunderstanding, I'm not like those other guys...

Save it, you're all the same.

That's true too.

Take one dose within 24 hours, on a full stomach.

Watch her take it, trust your own eyes, not her word.

I got you!

Here's a tip on the house.

After she takes it, you can play it without once again!

But, why are you doing this?

We got to milk that pill for what it's worth, right?

Hey girl, you are brutal!

You better watch out for karma!

Oh, it has come for me, don't you worry,

because someone just taught me this long ago.

And that's your buddy, Kinny!

I see, and I'm sorry about that.

By the way, tell he wad never to call me again.

Bye!

Since we're not entirely strangers, can you give me a ride out there?

Sure.

Wait...

- Was it good? - It's great.

How do you know this restaurant?

You said you wanted to try this place, I remember!

You want dessert too?

They have a molten lava chocolate dessert, delicious apparently.

Okay, can you order that for me?

I'm going to the washroom.

What are you doing?

I think I have heartburn coming up,

so I wanted electrolytes.

Was it the steak?

Steak is loaded with the lingering energies of the animal itself.

So drink up then!

It's too fizzy right now.

And that fizz is what being good for you!

Come on, big gulps now.

Here, come on!

Hurry up!

Hurry, hurry! Big gulps!

Drink it down!

Hurry!

- How are you doing, man? - Are you still alive?

Only that my tummy hurts,

but the problem is my chest...

It feels all tender, but also larger at the same time.

It feels so weird.

Here, touch it!

You're right.

That's so cute, it is so soft!

- For real? Let me try! - Here...

No way, you feel like a girl!

This is amazing, you can just feel yourself up.

Not just that, you got to look out for your bros too!

- Gotta close your eyes first, dude. - I'm okay with that, it will do.

That's enough, have some respect!

I have feelings too!

But you asked us to touch you...

Yeah, we just went along with it!

Don't fool around if you don't want to.

Yeah, cover yourself.

I am sorry...

I don't know why I'm like this, I'm just all over the place,

and I feel so angsty!

Well, of course you do!

The morning after pill tricks the body

into menstruating,

and the sperm can't work it.

Are you serious? So I have a period coming?

Hey, you don't say...

you look exactly like when my wife has her period,

she is quite unreasonable.

Jenny's reasonable when she's not on her period?

Of course she is,

because the reasoning is always on her side.

Quit your nonsense!

Alright, bros for life, you each take one!

We're not that close!

Take it!

Fine, bros for life.

In this life or the next!

Take it!

Swallow!

Out of the blue,

I am craving something sweet.

Periods are a villain, if you think about it.

I have to be more considerate to Heidi from now on.

Look at you, someone's having a change of heart!

I just think that

it's a Gift for women to menstruate monthly,

and concerns no one else.

But if Ho-yee gets another period because of the pill,

then she'll have to go through all this again...

That's awful of me.

You're awful all the time though!

What if she gets pregnant,

think about that!

Then, it's meant to be.

I mean it's a message from above, you have to accept it.

Welcome back.

Hey, what's going on?

You had a hard day, right?

Even it's any other day, I can still cool for you too.

No way, what did you do?

Nothing!

I just saw how hard you've been working lately,

so I made you something nice, date night!

What did you do? Really.

Nothing!

You must be up to something.

Can you manage?

Of course,

just go change and get out of here.

Dinner will be ready soon.

Don't cut yourself!

Are you good? Dinner's ready!

I have to go buy something downstairs.

Is it urgent? Can you go tomorrow?

It's urgent, girl stuff.

Girl stuff?

Is it your period?

Yeah.

Is that so?

Why are you so happy about my period?

Am I?

You were grinning.

Did I? I always look like this.

Go quickly if you need to,

I'll pick a wine.

Why are we celebrating my period?

We're not!

Then what's the wine for?

So we don't have to have wine...

Come on, let's eat then.

What's going on?

Can you just man up? You're definitely happy about it.

Why am I happy about it?

I know you very well, Guy.

I can tell what makes you happy

and what doesn't!

Come on, I made you dinner. Can you not pick a fight?

I'm picking a fight?

You think I don't know what you're doing?

I'm just letting you off easy!

You're letting me off easy?

If that's what you really want, what are you doing all that for?

What stuff?

You want to get pregnant, so that I'll marry you!

Is marrying me really so bad?

Don't put words in my mouth, I didn't say that.

Come on, baby. Don't...

It's nothing, let's just eat, okay?

Here, sit down.

Don't be silly.

"From Kin"

"Guy, do you still have those after pills?"

"Anson wants it too!"

Is marrying me really that bad?

No, it's not that.

But I just don't think it's the time yet!

You say that all the time,

I just don't think that you want to marry me at all.

No, I do want to!

Then let's get married right now!

Don't force me!

I'm forcing you?

Am I?

I'll never force you, ever again.

Ho-yee...

You're in luck.

Croissants for breakfast tomorrow!

You sure?

Watch me!

What's so funny?

It's not funny.

What's so funny?

Not at all.

- Freeze! Don't you run away! - No, please! Sorry!

Hotpot's ready, come on!

Listen, I'm serious about my diet this time!

Don't distract me!

Okay.

You'll be distracted enough anyway.

Hotpot in hot summer is so good!

The beef is so fresh today, let me try it first.

And the texture is just perfect!

Only a fool would pass this up.

What are you looking at? Work it, girl!

- Yes, sir! - Faster! Sweat it out!

- More! - Off I go!

That's about right.

Why should I listen to you?

What are you doing? You're on a diet!

- That's my food! - I want the beef!

It's mine! I'm not sharing!

Forget the diet!

I'll diet after this, trust me!

I'll diet right after the last bite!

I don't believe you!

- I want that! - That's not for you!

Paper!

Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Hurry!

What is it?

Admit defeat, Muttchester!

Hey, you mean you!

That's cheating you know!

4424 formation? I can do the same.

Don't Muttchester me from now on!

I don't care, I won anyway!

I want to see the match at Anfield Stadium.

It's not Anfield, but Old Trafford!

- Anfield! - Old Trafford!

Looks amazing!

Of course, I took the photos!

I mean the model, not you!

How can I look so feminine like her?

You sure can do too,

depends on how fast you want the results.

- I want them fast! - Just reincarnate.

What if I can take it slow?

Reincarnate twice!

Wait, no!

You, come back here!

What are you doing, idiot?

- Come over, if you've got the guts! - Watch your manner, girl!

- Don't you cry later! - I dare you!

You're dead if I catch you.

Yes!

To the side!

Yes!

Underlap, exactly!

Get back up there!

Again!

What's wrong with you? Get him, faster!

Kick him and pull his shirt, will you?

Don't you worry, we will make a comeback!

You will never walk alone.

"Ho-yee"

"I miss you"

Granny!

You're back?

So, do you have anything to say to me?

What?

You're supposed to comfort your granddaughter!

I've just broken up, but you've said nothing?

I've never had to worry about you growing up,

whether it be school, work,

you've always managed on your own.

I've done everything that I could.

Now, what?

The problem is you do too much!

The last few years, you put Guy first in everything,

you always make him happy first!

But what about yourself?

When he's happy, then I'm happy.

If that's true, you wouldn't be like this now!

Whenevr I give something out,

of course I hope to receive in return.

But it's never to my expectations,

of course I'll be disappointed!

Yet, what else can I do?

My dear, life is short.

Why not place those expectations on your own self,

but not anyone else?

Take good care and don't be so harsh on yourself.

You weren't born

to make anyone else happy,

but your own self.

If you're not happy,

how can you make someone else happy?

Am I right?

It's alright, my dear.

Granny is always on your side.

So just cheer up!

Just chill out,

quit your moping now.

If you ever want to move on,

the best way is just to go for a wild vacay!

Count me out, I'm not in the mood for that.

Exactly, you're not solving the root of the issue.

Let me ask you.

Your problem with Ho-yee stems from "Marrage",

so do you want to marry her?

I do!

So why don't you, then?

I'm just afraid to do so!

- You even afraid of that? Useless. - Pure trash.

How can I not be, look at you!

Just look at yourself, you were so cool when you were single.

But look, what have him become now?

- So hen-pecked! - That's true.

Not only are you in chains, you've lost yourself!

Just to fool around,

you used your bros and even your own daughter, dude!

I don't want to get married and turn into him!

I'm sorry!

I didn't know it was because of me!

Don't be this self-centered!

Don't worry, I believe in you!

Actually,

dudes as low as him are hard to come by.

What I'm afraid the most of is that if I marry Ho-yee,

I can't make her happy!

What's your definition of happiness though?

At the very least, provide for her.

So according to you,

dudes like me are hopeless?

Indeed!

You live off your wife

and even take her money to mess around,

you sure deserve a horrible death.

How could you say that out?

So now you know,

and this is what's stopping you?

You're right.

Like me for example,

I live in fear that one day my wife will call me out,

but do I stop because of this?

No way!

Don't pay any attention to him.

Let me ask you something else.

Marry Ho-yee, or life without Ho-yee?

Which one is more horrible?

Life without Ho-yee,

I can't live without her!

Awesome, the end!

Let's go celebrate in Macau! Is that sounds good?

Did you not listen? The man wants his girlfriend back!

I heard him and he wants his girlfriend back,

so shouldn't we celebrate?

You're right!

- Fire! - Fire? Did you hear that?

Great timing, we should let the firefighters do their thing.

We can still make the 5:30 ferry if we go now.

Hey Guy, you'll...

Where's Guy?

Forget it, there's a fire! We gotta go now!

- Come on! - For real?

Hey, where's the fire?

This way, hurry!

- This way! Hurry! - Wait up!

Just follow the crowd, hurry!

- I'm spilling! - I am coming!

Don't spill my sauce!

Wait for me!

Hey Guy! Why did you go back?

I gotta get something!

He must went back for his wallet and ID card,

for Macau, you know.

- Hey, just be careful! - We'll wait downstairs!

You guys okay?

Are you alright? Did the smoke get you?

You went back for that?

You're taking those to Macau with you?

What about you?

And you?

I'm going to get us a ride.

I am sorry.

- Hey, watch it! - Forget it...

"The course is qualified under the Qualifications Framework"

"British Consulate General, Hong Kong"

"Season ticket of the Liverpool Football Club"

I never understood that

why Ho-yee asked so much of me in the past.

But behind everything she ever wanted from me,

she sacrificed something for it first.

"Your Working Holiday Authorisation have been approved..."

I get it now,

I know what to do.

- Guy just left! - The car's this way though!

"Working Holiday Authorisation 2020"

"Dear Miss Tsang Ho-yee, we are pleased to inform you that"

"your Working Holiday Authorisation have been approved..."

I'm telling you.

She's a bit old alright,

Please be gentle to her, just don't brake so hard.

Can you hear me?

Just promise me, okay?

- Don't slam on the brakes! - Go away!

Gently, alright?

Don't forget to tuck her goodnight with her favorite blankie!

"Learner driver under instruction"

Ho-yee!

What are you doing here?

I've thought about it long and hard.

You sacrificed

your once-in-a-lifetime working holiday

to want a family with me,

but I won't even forgo the biannual derby

even once.

I am an idiot!

I've always thought you needed me more than I needed you,

but now I realize,

that I can't live without you!

I'm no longer afraid of marriage,

because I know whatever change

or sacrifice there may be,

we will brave anything together.

Even in fear,

we can brave it together!

I sold my motorcycle,

I'm learning how to drive a car now.

Thank you.

But I just don't think that we should be back together now.

During this time, I thought long and hard too.

Yet, marriage truly isn't the point of this all.

The most important thing is

it's what we want to do.

We always listen to other people,

but missing out what we really want deep down.

And have we thought it clearly

that what we want for ourselves?

Two years will pass in a flash,

let's just take this time

to think about

the future,

and as if we both want the same things.

If we decide we do,

then we'll talk about getting back together then.

Alright?

Be good.

"Go watch the Liverpool Game at Anfield Stadium"

Hi, Miss.

How many pieces of luggage do you have?

What are you doing? You're crazy.

I thought about what you said, and you make no sense.

Wait two years to see

if we'll be on the same page?

You know we'll never be on the same page, right?

Because my future is you and your future is me,

so how would we be the same?

So I've made my decision!

Wherever you go, I'll go.

If you go on your working holiday, I'll go with you too!

Hey Mister, you're too old for it, you know?

That's even better.

You'll do the working part, and I'll do the holiday part.

I know you sacrificed a lot for me,

and you should do what you want for yourself

that I shouldn't stop you.

But if it's two years, then I can hardly wait.

I'm proposing now!

This is a 16-hour flight,

via so many counties along the way.

Let we have a new wedding at each destination that we pass.

We'll have at least ten weddings, or you can never get off this plane.

We have to prepare, you can't have a wedding by just saying so!

It's all for show.

None of that is important,

but the person that counts.

"Season ticket of the Liverpool Football Club"

Marry me.

"Go watch the Liverpool Game at Anfield Stadium"

"To Ho-yee"

"This film is dedicated to every to wed,"

"or not to wed, forced to wed to-bes."

"Never give up, we are here with you!"

"Brave on!"

- Kindall, is it? - Just call me Kinny.

Alright, let's have a chat then.

Sure, they have great tea here.

Have you thought about marrying my daughter?

Yes, I have!

Have you ever think it through? That will be tricky...

Clingy, that's good!

What are you saying, Daddy?

I'm just speaking the truth.

Don't worry!

I'll take care of her, and make her happy!

Well, I just can't stop you if you want to commit suicide, son.

Yes, I do.

I want this, totally.

I think you should worry about yourself first.

Mom's looking for you.

Get down here and help me carry all this stuff!

I am tired, get down this instant!

When was this sent?

Three minutes ago.

You're only telling me now? How could you!

Mr Bersen!

Chanster!

Thank you for paying my bill last time!

Don't mention it, the most important is having fun!

- But you know... - Yeah...

You owe me one!

Don't you worry!

Man to man, I get it!

We'll never let Mrs Bersen know!

I know Macao by heart,

that I can even lead with my eyes closed.

I know the best sauna around,

- just stick with me. - Is that right?

I'm sticking with you then!

Excuse me, I'm going to do my rounds.

You go do your thing!

Honey, aren't you going upstairs?

If I didn't go get the mail,

how would I know that you are so familiar with the Macao's nightlife?

I was bluffing!

Only the naive would believe that.

You're beautiful and intelligent that who won't believe it.

- But I do! - Amazing!

Seems like I'm quite the actor!

Actually, your acting is the only thing about you that I'm sure of.

I'm just so-so.

Oh, honey.

I still have something to go get, I'll go now!

- Come back here! - Yes, honey!

How's your break?

Are you ready?

I'm ready!

Honey.

I love you.

Mommy!

Isn't this the long lost skill,

Lizard's Climb?

Come on now,

that's obviously The Snowmobile.

Not bad, you little minx!

Why don't we try it?

That's gonna sting.

So will you try it or not?

Okay!

Guy,

you're married.

And you're about to be married too.

So I brought you boys to this Club initiation.

Uncle.

Hey, Uncle. You...