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Previously on Below Deck Mediterranean.

I think it would be best if you finish this trip and we say goodbye.

I have to let you go.

Considering Delaney is still here, it's an option, it's up to you. I think it's

best if it's just me and Courtney, like she's on the ball.

I do not want the client to feel the impact.

How are we going to do it? Two people. It's not going to be crazy.

The interior is busting their ass, but last charter, I don't think the work

would have gotten done without the help of deck crew. Let's get this trip.

What up? David, get out on deck. Keeping line, set up, please.

You're usually the guy I can count on to set a good example for everyone. I feel

like I'm being condescended. I don't hold them to the same pedestal that I

you. Last charter, Ian Wallace.

And Jamel Hill. On night one. Death, birth, wedding anniversary.

On night two.

Put on a talent show.

With Captain Sandy.

That won't be a problem, right?

Right? Right.

I'm very excited that I've had no complaints this season except for

fish, unfortunately.

Local whole roasted black sea bass.

Oh my gosh.

Constructive criticism.

My plate had a lot of dark fish.

This is how neurotic I am. All she did was give me feedback and it's still in

head. Unfortunately, the wind's going to come in earlier, so we're going to

anchor off Shipnick and receive the guest over there.

You okay?

Don't be sad.

I've got a lot going on in my head. What's the next job? A little bit

overwhelming.

What's going on?

I don't know. I just feel a bit anxious.

I just felt tight in the chest and it must have happened.

All right.

You're going to go.

I'm sending Lloyd ashore because his blood pressure is really high. Text me,

right?

Yeah,

thanks for this

morning. The chest is just getting super tight.

I can tell it does not look well.

Why does he have high blood pressure?

He doesn't know. That's why Captain Sunday's super high. He did three, three

doses and it was like really high.

All crew, all crew, come meet me in the main salon.

As you guys, some of you know, or maybe all of you, Lloyd's taking a short

because of his chest pains, and they're sending an ambulance to take his EKG.

So we just want to keep him.

Positive thoughts for Lloyd.

Obviously, we want Lloyd to be okay in return. But if he cannot, you'll be 3

You're going to have less help on the interior.

And this is our last charter. So we want to make sure that we can keep up our

momentum. Obviously, my first concern is Lloyd. But we literally are now hands

down in every department. When you decide to run down a crew member, like

choice, that gives us zero room for error. Now we're running a super yacht

six crew. That's tough.

Guest arrival is around 12, 12 .30. We're going to board on anchor, which is

first time we've had to do that this season.

Will we find out anymore? Of course.

All right, thank you. Let's do it. Thank you.

All crew, looks like there's some provisions arriving now. Do you want to

make a bed quickly?

I'll do the bridge and then do toiletries after.

Interior, this is your alcohol delivery.

Three plates.

When I chose to go down to Two Shoes, I didn't really consider losing a dickhand

as well.

The plan right now is to survive.

One day.

Coco? No.

Ooh, what a bad kitty.

All crew, all crew. 30 minutes until guest arrival.

So, once the guests come on board, luggage, all that, same as usual.

Everything's done, top to bottom.

Yeah. The guests use water toys like a bunch, so we'll have to focus on that

before helping interior.

I'm just going to take Lloyd's watch.

You'll be on deck in the morning by yourself.

I've had my down points, so to speak, but now is when I want them to see me be

there to help them wherever I can, interior, exterior, everywhere.

I want to be there, and I want to push us through. That's the idea.

Yeah.

Katie, do we need to go? I'm going to pick them up. And then I'll bring the

bread up there.

All crew, all crew, please proceed to the aft deck for guest arrival.

Copy. Everybody listening. What's that? What are you getting on? The lead.

Wrong.

We're down two crewmen.

Deckard.

Six -five.

From Michigan State. Wait, who is six -five?

Hi, welcome.

Wonderful. Thank you.

I'm Sandy, your captain. Welcome aboard.

Michael, this is my wife, Crystal. Hi, Katie.

Katie. Hi, Matt. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Hi, Matt.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Katie.

Welcome.

Champagne, anybody?

We're hoping the weather holds out for you. Katie will show you around, and

we're on our way.

YWV. YWV.

Follow me, guys.

So this is our sundae. I'm just looking forward to this part. Uh -huh.

That's everything? Yeah.

So this is our breadstick salon.

Do you have cigar?

We do.

We need to quickly, when having that extra student, it's going to come in

So in here we have a day head.

What's it called?

Day head.

I got to go catch this day head real quick.

This is the primary cover. Y 'all can stop looking. What is wrong?

I can't.

My wife will run the year.

Yes, happy anniversary, John. Now's the perfect time to celebrate.

Did you guys want to see the galley?

Yes. So this is where all the magic happens.

How's it going?

This is my spot.

Where's your hairnet?

So the first thing I'm going to do family style, and then after that we can

plated. Okay, thank you. Thank you. We'll let you know how it takes. Please

We sure will. You know, game on.

Coming up on The Transit.

I need some gay hair.

We're good to go.

Look at my queen.

We got this.

We got this.

We got this.

I was just trying to get this. I didn't see his picture.

I'm on my way.

These guys seem a bit rowdy.

And obviously it's the two of us, so I'm a bit scared.

We have some clothes that might be stained.

Yeah, if you just lay them out on the bed, what you would consider to be

stained. They're going to be rowdy, that's for sure.

There's a lot of them, Katie.

No worries.

Oh, God.

They want some stuff stained, and I'm getting really freaked out that it's

to be like, oh, God.

I'm going to see if they need help with anything.

I think they're going to need our help.

Yo,

if you guys need us by canned anywhere, tell me to watch.

So we have two 1942s on the rock.

So if you guys are ready, you can sit at the table and I can sell the drinks and

then we'll start bringing food up. Do you want to sit next to Janelle? I can.

I can.

Do you guys need help anywhere else? No, I think we're good. Thank you, though.

ETA, 28 minutes.

Would you like to do a little spotlight?

I do.

I get insecure whenever I get criticism.

Even if it's the smallest thing, like all I can think about is that piece of

fish I served Sandy.

All right, we're going to start with Too Silly with shrimp and local scarapina.

So I'm going to hit him with this Mediterranean -style fish, and hopefully

get my head out of only thinking about brown fish.

Here we go.

Scarpino with a pineapple salsa.

Vasili with garlic and shrimp. Yeah, that's what we were smelling. Yes, yes.

Got trash?

I do, both of them.

I have arugula with parmesan, pine nuts, and avo.

Then we have some zucchini fries with ranch dressing.

Enjoy, guys.

I'm going to go ahead and try this. Can I get some of that salad, too?

All my blessings are.

No disrespect, but the fish is like mad bland.

It is. It looked like it was going to be spicy.

It's not that bland.

Katie, do you have any hot sauce?

Katie, the food is generally good, but the fish is like bland.

Okay. Yeah, we need some more flavor on the fish. Just a little bit more. Okay,

I can let Matthew know.

I know that going to tell Matthew this, I'm not going to get a good reaction.

All right, we're going to try this green. At the end of the day, I'm just

to do my job, and he needs to do his.

Hi, this is Sandy.

Hi, Captain Sandy, Dr.

Thad by the phone.

I just want to give you the update on Lloyd.

Are they happy?

Um, okay.

Hi, this is Sandy.

Hi, Captain Sandy, Dr.

Seha by the phone. I just want to give you the update on Lloyd.

Okay. So the ambulance came, they did the ECG, and everything is in order.

I'm going to observe him in an hour, and then we'll see what we go from there.

Okay, great. All right, well, that's good news. Do they know what caused his

chest pains and why was he vomiting? It was a panic attack, but he's doing fine

now. Okay, great. All right. I'm so relieved knowing that Lloyd's feeling

and he's okay. Thank you.

No problem.

I know we're shorthanded, but I would like for Lloyd to get a good night's

and then join the vessel first thing in the morning. I don't want to rush him.

Bye -bye.

Are they happy? They said they like everything, but the fish needs more

Fish needs more flavor. Yeah.

Sorry.

They're going to be the same on everything.

I mean, we're not perfect.

Fish needs more flavor.

Yeah.

I'm still eating, though.

I just want to cry.

Wait, you can cry in three days.

Okay? I know. Look, three days.

I thought every piece was perfect.

But hey, what do I know?

Sorry I ruined the charter.

Shut up.

The towel's up to the sundeck.

You want to go change?

You can drop the anchor. Copy.

That is five in the water line. Lock it down there. Lock it down. Thank you very

much. I'm so over it.

How much steaming am I supposed to do? It's going to be shit, this trip.

Deck crew, deck crew, all toys out.

Bye forever. Bye forever.

Hi. Hey, how you doing? Good, how are you?

I'm trying to find me a suit.

A suit, yeah.

We've got up to XL on that shelf there.

We'll see y 'all in a minute.

Don't breathe.

That was a damn workout. The most work you have to do all trip.

And yeah, we have to get you a life jacket.

The highlight of my trip. Good.

You going home?

You going home?

You got me. I like the crossing.

Bridge, bridge, that is.

Jetski's away.

David, I'll give you a little rundown on the hydrofoil.

Take the server, Jetski, and I need you to do this.

In hindsight, it would be nice to have an extra person on board.

These guests and the water toys, I'd call it a 10 out of 10 for effort.

One out of 10 for...

natural ability it's an accident waiting to happen that's it now a bit of

acceleration and then try and get there we go now try and get yourself

Best night ever?

It's a lie.

Oh, really?

A little more Disney.

Don't you see Ronnie's life jacket?

I had the crossing guard jacket.

We had a collar like some lady guy got.

The collar was like this.

We had a collar like that for him and everything.

Then he put that helmet on and it was like.

Coming up.

Coming up. So crazy, huh? Thank God it's our last charter.

Are you canceling the...

letters yeah and it's thinking because we have one person in the morning all

right stage two coming in stage three first year anniversary dinner we got a

cold balloon thing that i ordered like a love heart balloon like little little

balloons yeah um i don't know

yeah can you not die on me i'm gonna need you

wherever i'm going to the cabins

Looking good at the bow. Look at that, hon.

They have your suit already.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Are we ready?

Are we ready?

Thinking of a wrap.

But it's like time shows.

Are you? We ain't got to fall through, but that's okay, because we're here to

start a party and take the drama away.

You need to write this down. I know, I do. I'm going to start writing it. Okay,

do you want to go to the trench?

All right, well done.

The anniversary balloons are beautiful.

Yeah, they're cool, huh?

Yeah.

I love it when a vision comes to life, you know?

Look at them E's. They clean up so nice. Nice. We are all Gucci.

Oh, my God. You guys look amazing.

Bless. Bless.

I heard you're not joining us this evening. Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night.

Hello, Captain Sandy.

Hey, doll, what is this, 44th medium?

Like, what size is that?

Are you guys hungry? Should we sit?

Kelly, Kelly, I'm going to take the gifts and water and wine up. Copy that.

Turn the hot tub up.

Late night. I'll get one of the deck crew to turn it up.

I like how you guys are all on Y.

Let's survive.

Happy anniversary.

Thank you.

Hey, Malia. Can we turn the hot tub up for later?

Yes. Oh, wait.

Are you busy?

No, do you need me to hand you something?

Can I wear my jacket?

Yeah.

You know what would make me really happy? If the hot tub spontaneously got

hot.

You just went to the bathroom.

Please call it the bathroom.

What do they say in New Zealand? What do they call the bathroom? I can't say it.

Is that bad? No, it's bad.

The pisser. Yeah, thank you.

We're ready when you are.

Cool, I'm going to wait now.

I don't know if it's the size of the boat, but you can always smell what's

on in the kitchen.

Surf and turf for dinner, right?

Is that good or bad for you? We're going to see when there's food.

Don't be mad at me, Katie. It's that heated.

Stop being an asshole. Grilled filet mignon, butter poached lobster, red wine

demi -glace.

Butter poached lobster.

Filet mignon.

So for tonight, filet mignon, butter poached lobster, and a demi -red sauce.

Thank you. That's what we had at our wedding.

Really?

Not even kidding. Wow, there you go.

Hi.

Hi. How's your dinner?

How's your dinner?

It's fantastic.

The lobster's delicious.

It's really good. What the chef didn't know is butter poached lobster. That's

what we had at our wedding. Oh, wow.

I was like, oh, my goodness. I don't think they knew this.

The clients love his food. Again, Matthew's been riding a roller coaster

throughout the entire season. I'm freaking out. I want to get home.

Matt? You made things that I didn't know that I wanted. I'm done.

I need to come back.

Matthew, the cuisine was exquisite.

You're saving Grace right there. Matt's food is ridiculous. We're going to

kidnap him. I want to end on a high note, considering everything we've been

through together, and I think we're headed in that direction.

Are they happy?

Thank you very much. You've nailed it. This is what they ate at their wedding.

It's their wedding anniversary.

Really? Butter poke, lobster, and filet mignon.

Thank God.

Back in their good graces. Baby tomatoes, sauteed wild mushrooms,

asparagus.

Grilled asparagus, roasted tomatoes, and sautéed wild mushrooms.

Hello, was you pretty hands -on with the wedding? I was probably a little bit

more hands -on than Jamel. Because you're particular.

I don't like the way that sounds.

All right.

I can help. First cupboard on the right. Thank you, Devo. Let's clean up this

mess, yeah?

It's around the clock for deck crew. We're doing all of our deck

responsibilities down one. We're helping with laundry, with service, with

cleaning, with washing, with the galley. It's been a lot.

Look, Katie, I hate to tell you this. We're going to be up a while.

That's fine.

She's like, I hate y 'all.

Can we change it out to white?

Yeah, I'm changing it out to white.

They were just like, hey, do we have savers, but we're going to be up a

What is that? Hey!

We need drink orders. Gin with some grapefruit juice.

Vodka tonic. Grapefruit tonic.

Ciroc. And tonic. Red Bull. Yeah, of course. Thank you. Oh, this is going to

good.

Maybe that's a big drink order.

Yeah.

Everything.

Go to sleep.

Save yourself.

Thank you.

Katie, I need a shot.

No sleep for Katie.

It's a tight game over here.

No, you want another drink? Katie, I think Gennaro would like another.

Come on, then.

Hey.

What's up?

There's nothing crazy with him.

Hey. God, you're giving me a fright.

You're doing one game or three? Three. That's out of three.

I can do if you want to get down.

No, no, no, no. You can just drive.

I can do it. I can.

Don't wait.

How are you feeling, dude?

No, not at all. You're missed back here. The cabin's very lonely.

Lloyd is probably one of the purest human beings I've ever met.

It's difficult to find people like that, I think, especially in first season.

I need him to be fine.

I should be coming back here tomorrow morning, so I'll catch you later on,

All right. Cheers, Uncle.

I was the one that chose to only have two shoes. I think I'm in an impossible

situation, but I guess I can play myself for. But I still stand by my decision,

and it's on me to prove myself right.

Hey, Katie.

We'll do a breakfast at 10 a .m. Yeah, that's fine. We'll be ready for you

whenever. Okay. I think I've got my work cut out for me here. Good night, guys.

I hope you sleep well.

This is going to be the weather all day today.

Oh, really?

Is this boy coming back?

I think so. He texted me saying he feels better. We need his goosiness.

We need him for the talent show.

It's going to get real windy.

Good morning. Good morning.

I guess I'm the first one up.

I think you are, yeah. Can I get you a coffee or anything?

Coffee's good.

How do you like it? Creamy sugar.

Interior, interior, Amelia.

Go ahead.

Ronnie is awake, and he would like a black coffee with cream and sugar.

Lovely. Thank you.

Claire, come on out here, queen.

Good morning.

What's good?

Are you guys hungry? Because

breakfast is set up. Thank you.

What day did you fly out? A few hours ago for an Airbnb.

Nice.

I cannot wait for this all to end so that I can just be at the split house

everyone. I don't know how it will be when we actually finish the season, but

I'm hoping that we'll all still like each other.

I will have to move the jet skis at some point. I just wanted to see if you guys

wanted to get out there at all.

I think tomorrow will be a better day for a water sport.

Rainy day, so like the interior's worst nightmare.

The guests are inside 24 -7, and they want things 24 -7, and I definitely need

the deck team to help me keep the guests as entertained as possible.

Brioche French toast with a strawberry sauce.

Katie, what kind of activity can we do today?

We've got some golf clubs in there, and we're going to set up the last, maybe

make it a bit of competition, since you guys like a bit of competition.

Now, are you guys aware of the competition we put on you all? I don't

we... of us have that many talents we gonna see

yeah this princess is good yeah i know

you're back welcome back how are you thank

god i am very relieved not just because we need him on deck

but i was worried about him bring that happy back we missed the geese

Crew Lloyd has made it back on board.

We just got an extra crew member.

Coming up.

I taste all kinds of beats up in here.

Pretty sure I put that on my preferences.

Matt, she's asked questions.

I can't say a piece of this. It's like no.

Hey, guys.

You feel good? Very much better, thanks. All right, awesome.

Well, bring that happy back. Yeah.

Oh, crew. Crew, Lloyd has made it back on board.

Happy back.

Did you get some balls?

Hell, yeah.

I'm just sitting at the low against Cubbins. If anybody's available, that

be great. Coming right now, honey.

Where you at, playboy?

Let's see what you got, son.

Courtney, I'm on my way. Thank you, Angel.

I'm for you. Thank you.

Do you want to have a... Yeah, let's go.

You want to play with your tip, Monty?

Let's play with that tip, Monty.

See?

What are you doing?

Wait, is this for Monty?

We ain't going to do that to you.

I just want to reorganize this room. I have too much OCD for this.

Hey.

Hey. Do you smoke in the rain?

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, Z got me.

That's long.

Oh, it's going in.

Give me an honest answer.

Does Z be hustling people every charter down here?

He's off to buy his own bay after this.

I may be a green deckhand, but I'm fairly good at gold.

My mom used to be a professional.

I've been playing literally, I think, since I was seven years old. I

froth over golf.

Way to go, Z.

No, you don't have to. Come over here. Don't put your cigarette out.

Come under here where it's nice and dry.

That didn't just happen over nothing.

Now that I haven't had a particularly nice year, I can get quite nervous and

anxious about when the season ends.

You're going to be okay.

I'll give you my number. If you ever run into anything, you can call me.

Okay.

We're changing up, Bobby.

Playing dice.

Yeah, I'm a harley.

Katie, can I get a double vodka on the rock?

Sure. Make that two.

Let's do her another red bull and vodka.

Tequila. Don Julio. Katie, where your pee in the pad at?

I got a dollar, Katie. Get this wrong.

trying to break me and the fact that they are trying to break me is like

me enough energy to push through.

Who's that, everybody?

Yeah, because I do not step down to a challenge.

I thought I smelled the Lord.

with two lines you

know

about the talent show i've got to work on my emceeing skills i have no

displayable talent i can't Like, if I'm drunk enough, I'm quite a good karaoke

singer. And it's pretty much Aladdin or The Lion King. That's where I kind of

stop. I can't think of anything worse than displaying my lack of talent.

Oh, yeah.

Dinner prep time.

After the rocky start, the train is getting back on the tracks a little bit

But this meal, Sandy's there.

Her last time meeting with the guests was not the perfect dinner.

It puts me in a little bit of a headspace again.

You okay?

I'm doing like meth.

I gotta rock.

You do?

Yeah. Do you want to set it up? Yeah. I thought I could be like a gangster.

If you guys want me to take over and you go grab some food and change.

I would be impressed. You're wonderful.

We got Ronnie here rocking the safety vest with Ian over here only wearing his

vest. He's going first. No, what do you mean? Hope you have a sick time on Lady

Michelle, because when it's time to leave, we don't want you to yell.

Do we know if they're having soup for starter?

Soup? Is there an English joke in there? Well, yeah.

Galley, galley, Lloyd.

What's the starter?

I don't want to kick you in the... We

have, like, funny things, but no one does, like... It's kind of a weird thing

ask. to do because we're not there to like be your entertainment we're there

do our job i mean if any of us had a really good talent we wouldn't be in

yachting would we good evening i actually haven't met everyone here yet

name is lloyd um i'm going to be everything for this these are your

for this evening so i thought we'd just start off with a little bit of english

slang a way of communicating without members of management understanding what

you're talking about

This afternoon I went out to look for an Uncle Bert.

A shirt. But I got distracted and I went in and had a couple of pig ziz.

Beers. And then that leads us into our first act of today.

He's going to be playing with his cobbler's awls.

Fools.

But this time it's going to be his golf balls. So I introduce Z.

Next lady's coming out is my boss, Malia.

We've got another seven and

another eight. The next person is David. He's from the town of Plymouth. I'm not

a very talented individual as far as audience stuff goes, right? But

also can't do.

I do have one thing I think I can do that you can't.

These girls are going to rap tonight. Name your name, cuz. Katie and Coco.

What are you doing today, man?

Rapping.

We're here on the yacht and we've been doing a lot. We got jet skis on the

so you can all take your turn. We had Ronnie out there rocking the safety

We don't want you to yell.

I'm cringing. Like, I can't. I just can't. I don't know how this is

right now. I'm just happy that the guests are happy.

No, I'm going to leave it up to the OGs. Dr. Dre, he can have this one, you

know?

Oh, you've got to be f***ing kidding me. I've broken like f***ing ten yolks.

We've got this okay, last day. Can you shoot me in the head?

When you guys are ready, we can sit at the table. Let's go.

You know it.

Bill. Bill.

Kay, you did such a nice job on your table decor.

So beautiful.

Thank you.

Such a pretty day.

Katie, should I start freaking out? Yeah, breathe first. If it can't be a

perfect season, at least it's got to be a perfect dinner.

Courtney, Courtney.

Coming.

Is there a lift you'll be cracking with for now? I have to help serve with you

and Lloyd.

Just pulling to pick me.

Cool, okay. What was the worst dinner you had?

I wouldn't say the worst, but the one that was the wildest, Johnny Damon.

Oh!

Donnie's awesome. He's a great dude. Yeah. When he starts drinking, like them

old baseball players, man.

Y 'all ready to top that?

How are they? Are they happy? Yeah. Truffle, tuna, sashimi.

Truffle and balsamic with arugula and popcorn.

Ready? That's your first bite, so you want to put that down first. Yeah.

Tonight, you have a truffle and balsamic tuna sashimi. Thank you. Oh, there's

popcorn on there.

It's a very Michelin star.

How's it going with the popcorn?

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, so sorry, so sorry.

I was like,

what?

Where's the dry tea towel?

Eight chairs, two tables, not an umbrella.

I just hit my head so hard.

No.

You need a drink, Captain Sandy. If I drink, let's just say I don't know if we

get back to the dock.

Can you see the den?

I've dropped a drink on the table in front of Captain Sandy.

Is Sandy having fun out there? He always has good stories to tell.

One broly. Yeah.

Chicken Milanese, sautéed spinach, grilled baby zucchini, micro green

Behind. There you go.

So for your main course tonight, you have chicken Milanese with microgreens

a citrus dressing and roasted tomato gnocchi. Beautiful.

Thank you.

Pretty sure I put that on my purse.

Yeah, I was like, I can't stand it.

Matt, she's asked questions.

This is like news. I'm like, death is coming. They are. I know they are.

Are there beets?

No. They're not beets? No.

It's called like blood something, microbes.

Oh. Does it taste like beets? Yeah, it reminded me of beets. Can I do a

different plate for you? I'm good. Sorry about that.

They don't have beets in them, do they?

Bull's blood.

Bull's blood beet.

I f***ed up.

She's allergic.

Is she allergic?

I basically lied unintentionally.

She's only allergic to alfalfa sprouts, so that's the most important thing.

Right, right. Are you mad at me?

No, I'm not mad at you. I f***ed up.

Yeah. That sucks.

I have made it through this whole dinner. Hey!

Okay, well that was the let.

Thank you so much for joining us.

That was beautiful.

Let's go.

Have we booked a place yet?

I'm going to do it tonight, the last one.

Damn. Yes, let's book this.

Nice work, Matthew.

Thank you.

The beet greens.

Were they upset?

No. I loved it. It was delicious.

Thank you.

I just want to make sure that Matthew knows that I'm happy with his

No matter what, how great it is on every other area, he always goes to that

criticism place.

I just want to make sure he stays focused.

We're nearly there.

Do you want me to ask about food?

Tell him I'm sleeping.

Alrighty, it's all you.

Good night, Matthew.

Sweet dreams.

Sweet dreams. Get ready for the beach picnic tomorrow.

What else?

There's more dress.

I've done galley, upper pantry, lower pantry.

Everything's out for the picnic.

Okay. I know I took a lot of the pressure off Malia, and I feel Malia's

appreciating my efforts on desk. I just respect and appreciate her as a bosun,

as a workmate, and as a friend. Sorry for the extra work.

Right. Katie, let me get a Grey Groove on her back. I'll take that double

tequila, orange slice, glass of ice.

Another one?

Same. Copy that.

I'm going to be up until about 4 a .m. again, aren't I?

Oh, my God.

I like the idea of mint, but do I want mint in that?

I feel so bad about it.

They didn't look happy at all.

There's nothing you can do about it, Matt.

I can complain to you. I'm not working 19 -hour days, and I'm going to tell you

it doesn't matter.

Hello? Katie, what you doing in there?

I'm cleaning.

You're cleaning?

Cleaning up dinner.

I'm going to do a red bull and vodka.

Okay. I'll take the pain. But with the pineapple juice and the swipes?

Thanks, Katie.

You're welcome.

Hey, tell me, anybody else hungry?

A little snack? You got them warm cookies back there, Katie?

I don't think so. I think Matt's gone to bed.

Whatever you have to bring out for us. Yeah, sure.

I've just asked for snacks, but I told him you're in bed.

So I'm doing Christmas.

The wheels are falling off the wagon really quickly at this point.

I can get out of here.

We've got the last full day of charter tomorrow.

I'm already so exhausted.

The whole crew thought it as well. Whose shoes?

I'm trying to think. I made a mistake.

Don't.

Coming up.

I just have it stuck.

Repeating in my head. It's overwhelming.

He could really lose it right now.

End of my life.

Is that getting any juice? Of course. I'll bring it out for you guys.

Woo! Last day feels.

All right.

Loiter Z, you know what's coming.

Who's having a beach picnic up?

Go time.

The beach picnic?

So the deckers are going to go over to 11, see how far it is, so then we can

make a plan. I hate my life. It's last day.

Come on, come on.

Okay. Good?

No. I know, I bet.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll fake it. Okay. First of all, I'm still upset about the dinner

last night.

I haven't fully planned what's on my menu.

It sucks.

A coffee and some toast.

Coffee and toast. Good morning.

Good morning.

How's this morning?

Good. We were waiting for you to get up. Girl needs some sleep, you know. You

sleep when you die.

Did we hear them taking, like... Do you like this order?

Yeah. I'd love avocado soup with two eggs over medium. Can I get an omelet

shrimp, onion, mushroom, and spinach?

Double what she got. Okay, cool. Two of them.

Okay, I want an egg white, scrambled, shrimp, bacon, peppers, and avocado.

Katie, I have an idea for you. Should we eat up here?

You want to?

One,

two, three, four, five.

Egg whites scrambled with shrimp, bacon, peppers.

Oh, what a difficult day it's going to be.

Egg whites with shrimp, bacon, peppers.

May. Jesus Christ.

Peppers. Butter if you need it. Can we do that after? I'm really sorry.

I'm glad I just discovered they had St.

Germain's, because they might have been ugly these last three days.

My goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

I don't know what the, could be the, like, the egg.

White and green onion.

Cheddar, shrimp, spinach, mushroom, onion.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me. This one time, I was in my 20s, and I had the

worst breakfast service of my life. I cracked about 40 yolks as I was plating

them. I made a hollandaise sauce, and it broke three times.

And it really sicks me, because when I was spiraling, I mean, that's what

happens. This is like the worst start to my life.

I had to move the whole table upstairs.

I've broken, like, ten yolks.

If I wasn't checked out yesterday, I reckon these eggs would put me over the

edge. Don't, don't, don't, don't. We've got this, okay? Last day.

I'm gonna cry.

No.

What are these, though? They should be over medium, but they're not.

That's fine. Do you want to take those two out?

Yep. Don't worry.

And I just broke... Okay, fine.

I can't cook for sh... But I can... You can cook any eggs. I've just cracked

another. He needs to figure it out, and we just need to, like, survive the day.

Okay, we've got two of the avo toast with the eggs over medium.

Can I just serve one egg on each or no?

No, because you go two for the last one.

Oh, I hate my life right now. You stressed out this morning.

No. Sorry, this is actually the one with bacon as well.

There you go, yeah.

You're fine, okay? We've got this.

This is, like, smashed.

Gonna have a whole Wapahouse situation going on. Can we get a couple toasted

bagels from him? Yeah, to make this situation.

He's like, I don't love that.

He could really lose it right now.

I just have a sock repeating in my head. It's overwhelming.

Damn. Yeah, look crisp as hell.

Can you do me a favor?

Can you... Drink me in the head.

Next on the season finale of Below Deck Med. I can't believe it's the end.

Hello?

I'd say it's not the end yet.

Hello?

Somebody? Anybody?

I just want a drink.

My God.

Two shoes.

I'm not perfect.

Now I've got to run around like a crazy bitch with no fuel in the tank.

Oh, you.

I hate this kitchen. We have to be ready to go in like 10 minutes. I'm going to

lose it. I hate my life.

Perfect place for a picnic.

I want some food. I want a crab cake.

Or an execution.

We're dragging anchors, so we've got to hurry up. Let's go, let's go.

Our boat's going to keep drifting in the shallow water. I have to move the boat.

Everything went backwards.

I'm coming to meet the chef's attendant.

The chef is fitting for our table.

Hello?