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Previously on Below Deck Mediterranean... Oh, ladies!

I'm not matching mine.

I think that's well -established, yeah.

What's up, bitch?

What's up, baby girl?

Oh, that was way nicer than wife this year. It's always fun to, like, have

somebody on board that you can't, like, have that, like, flirty banter with.

I feel like we have good bands at the moment.

I think he likes me. I didn't even know she liked me.

So we'll see.

So...

Let's see what's starting our room earlier. The cleaners and everything are

still in there and there's no towels. Can we get some plates?

Need some help in the interior?

I got this girl in quarantine.

We have an extra bed.

I'm willing to give her a shot for this charter.

Hi, Katie.

I know you're deck, but we need the support inside.

I think there's a youth crew coming on. If she has time and wants to come

outside, she's more than welcome to.

Matt, this is your roomie. Management just called. We cannot allow cabin

between a male and a female. That means you have to move everybody.

This isn't what she signed up to do. So if she kicks off and then it's like we

move all this for nothing. I don't want that girl to be here.

It's messing up our tip.

Shut the fuck up. All right. I blame Lexi for not pulling her weight, for us

bringing on a fourth stew who's now taking my... In cabin.

It's up to you. You can let her go.

I feel so sick.

I do take things heavily, and I'm responsible for all of these people. My

decision can affect everything, so it's not easy for me, like, because I do care

about people.

Oh, can you tell Delaney? Come see me in the main salon quickly.

Take a seat. Okay, sure. I want my cabin back tomorrow.

Um...

I just wanted to touch base on what we spoke about the other day.

Obviously, we brought you on board for this trip, see how things are going.

You as a person, you've been great. Your attitude's good.

Hey, good morning.

There's absolutely no one else. Right. They have breakfast late.

You have helped.

Obviously, you've never been assured of this before, so you know things aren't

going to be perfect. I totally understand that.

But a lot of the crew are not happy about the whole cabin arrangement.

Like, to get six people to move cabins, clean all the cabins, like... Why can't

they just take their sheets from the bed and put it on the bed? Because then

they're all for the actual bed.

Because they're, like, different sizes and stuff like that.

Can we send that stuff off with the stuff that we're sending off? No,

don't have spare crew stuff.

What do you mean? Because we send it off... Okay, I'm just telling you.

For me, it's causing me more stress than good.

You know, like, I feel terrible saying this, but I think it would be best if

finish this trip and we say goodbye.

But you think things have gone well, right? Like, I've done... Yeah, it's not

that. Have you tried Sandy, or does Sandy know what's going on? We spoke

morning, and she kind of just left it up to me.

Okay. Is it worth, you know, asking maybe the other stewardesses, like,

I feel like they've been really happy because they've been able to have, you

know, more time to themselves and more time for Blake. This is what I just feel

is best for the boat as a whole. Honestly, please... You're the queen,

charge, so you call the shots on your department.

I mean, I feel like... I did a good job. You did. You really did.

Yeah. I hope you understand.

Yeah. Obviously, like, I want you to stay tonight. I want you to come out

us. You deserve it. You really do. I mean, do you want to come out with us

tonight? Yeah.

I'll get Matt back in his cabin.

Maybe just make one of the beds in the twin cabin, in the guest cabin.

So, tonight, I'm going to just figure it out tomorrow morning? Yeah.

Okay. That's all good with you. Yeah.

Thank you so much.

I made a mistake, like, Captain Standing being like, well, you are saying you

want more hands, so, like, here's your opportunity.

And you're kind of like, yeah, I have been saying that, haven't I? So I'm

to be an idiot for not giving this a go.

Okay, thanks, Delaney.

Cool. But you said you were a dick too, and you're not. She has to take a little

bit of responsibility for that. So the slipper didn't fit.

That's what it came down to.

I need a hug.

Do I think it's fair?

No. Do I think it's the best decision for the yacht?

No. I think I could have been a solution to some of those problems, but

ultimately it's not in my control.

So, good luck, Katie.

I'm going to go. You want me to finish what I was doing?

Yeah, help Delaney.

Just so you know, she will be leaving us.

It's not a personal thing.

She had good attitude. I said that to her.

There's just so many other things going on.

And that's all it is.

For me, it's consumed so much of my time. I need to focus on guests. And

going to stay tonight. I said, you come out with us. You deserve a night out.

Yeah, okay, good.

Okay, yeah, two more charters. All right, so I'll go down and help

Call me when you can. Thanks, Wixie.

Any bets if they get up and do water sports or not?

Yeah, zero.

Let's pull the tender around so we can put the lips away.

Ow!

If you look at the swells today, if you were to take your bow off first, it's

going to get blown in.

Just turn your... Steering wheel to starboard.

Yes, exactly.

Okay, where am I getting?

Hey, good morning. Did you see the picture I sent of Danielle last night? I

you my fire extinguisher. We've got four for me up until like 3 a .m.

Nicely done.

Good morning, ladies.

Good morning.

All right, coming up on the transom.

Hey. Hey, Deva. Good morning.

Good morrow, sir.

Good morrow.

How did it go?

Well, so it sounds like tonight's my last night to party with you guys.

I'm going to miss you. You were a big help.

I know. I am too.

The only reason I know is that she doesn't want to change the cabin.

I would change the cabin. It's only two weeks, you know. I feel bad for Delaney

because I feel like Katie made a big deal about being stressed out. I think

that's better to be honest.

I'm sad to see you go.

Here we go, David.

Rock and roll.

Bridge, bridge, we are ready to take up anchor when you are.

Start bringing it up.

Anchor home.

Thank you very much.

Nice. Hi.

Are we going straight in when we get there? Yeah.

I spoke to Delaney.

She'll be departing us.

Explain the reasons why. And I said, firstly, I want to say sorry for my

approach the other day. No, I think she understands.

She's great. Great attitude, man. I got to celebrate her really well tonight.

So I can put her in one of the guest cabins. So then Matthew can go back to

cabin. Thanks, Captain. You're welcome.

This is the prettiest coastline we've seen yet, really.

I like to play musical chairs.

Sit somewhere different every day.

Jack. crew who would like to drive the vessel through the canal.

If David's done with his lines on the bow, he's more than welcome to go

Gally. There's enough of them at the table if you want to bring out some hot

stuff. All right, cool. Thanks, mate.

And when it comes to docking, have Delaney out there. She really wants a

deck, and I want to give her that.

Hey, watch out for that.

Dave, I'm going to have you and Z.

Mm -hmm. On the bow? Sure.

Don't you love it when you're driving, how distracting people can be?

Oh, he's got this.

Okay, I'm going to go get my epaulette.

So these are lemon curd and ricotta.

Are the crepes good and dairy -free?

No. You can come and think for the rest. What a beautiful day.

Mm -hmm. So we have poppy seed crepes with ricotta and lemon curd. Where have

the beans gone? I can't have eaten them all. Do you eat that every morning?

Yeah. Oh, my God. It's so English.

We have bacon for the table.

Yummy.

It's just clean.

Dirty.

Clean.

They call it Coco Loco.

This is how I like bacon. Really crispy.

Ah, there you are. Thanks. Captain Sandy wanted to give you the opportunity to

come out on deck. Cool. So I'll have you go on the stern.

Are you cool with that? Comfortable with it? We'll do a quick run -through when

you're back there, and then, yeah, you'll be on the steering line.

Cool. Thank you. Yeah.

What time did we go to bed last night, Danielle?

Three. What?

She made three campaign videos for her mayoral election.

Muffins and bagels.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Delaney, Delaney, Malia? Go ahead.

You can come out on deck now, please.

Okay, I'm on my way.

I spoke to Delaney and she will be departing us.

I was like, there's just so many little things and I was like, I just can't, I

just want, I'm over thinking about this. So she's just helping on deck this

morning. Do you want to just go run around any cabins and grab any towels?

you want to do it through?

Yeah, I think so.

That is it.

Well, well done.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Do you want to start working on your heaving line?

I'm going to give him that. He's going to attach it.

And I'm literally just going to kind of let it run.

Delaney, have you thrown a heaving line before?

Yeah. Now it's a banister right there, so it's going to go all the way over.

Yeah. I'm excited to get outside.

I am really comfortable out in deck.

I like to throw it from the side, because if you try to go like this,

good chance you're going to hit this. Of course.

Look good.

First pick up the one that the yellow tender got hold of. How did you play?

All right. You guys all look very cute today.

Thank you.

Excellent. At this line, we can just keep walking back and stern.

I decided to put Delaney on the stern so that I can be there just in case,

because I don't know her skill level yet. And that means I can give V the

opportunity to be on the bow for the first time. All right, Delaney. So your

first one across is going to be your straight back. You'll go on my call,

please. Okay. Okay, hold that.

Hold that.

Bow, bow. Have you sent across your lines?

Yep, port line is great.

Sending stern lines.

Do we have the starboard bowline across? Yeah, they're just trying to get it

connected to the dolphin.

Sarah, your booty looks good in those jeans.

Are you ready?

Let's get your spring across.

All right, one touch.

Come on, Delaney. I really need starboard spring across.

Captain Sandy, can we get a little nudge to starboard?

I'm losing the whole boat to port now. We keep getting blown to port because we

haven't secured our lines. Did you say walk?

to starboard yes please the whole boat walk to starboard it's a massive boat

it's not safe for captain sandy to just keep walking it over i need that line

across right now coming up she had bad tires oh you're sick you're ugly

and if this wasn't on camera i would have smacked your ass real bitch is out

come on i really need starboard spring across

All right, one sec. Captain Sandy, can we get a little nudge to starboard?

Quick.

I need that line across right now.

Taking so long.

Thank you.

It's kind of a surprise to me that... Delaney's having an issue with the

line with all the experience she's been talking about and what she put on her

CV. This is why I treat everyone like a green deckhand until I actually see them

throw a line. Bar tweet, please.

Thank you.

Oh, wow, it's 1130.

We're supposed to be off by noon, aren't we? Yes.

Hi.

What an alarm.

That was the worst knocking of our lives. Yeah. He got an alarm on the

pump.

Do you think it caught a line?

I'm going to ask Malia to dive under and look at the rudder. And then put a step

around? Rudder alarms are not common, and that's what steers the vessel.

When you hear that type of alarm, it means a line could be caught around the

rudder. We could do major damage, and that could end our season.

That would be a good thing, not just the rudder.

Oh, yeah, make sure. It's just okay.

Delaney, do you know how to do a step or not?

Amen.

Messing that one up right now. I can do a different one. Your line should come

through the cleat, and your stopper would go from this one.

Okay.

All righty.

Okay, Val, if we can start taking up, please.

Can you guys get Travis into a white place?

Yep, copy. Coming out with the faster out.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

J .Crew, we have some luggage ready.

You look gorgeous. I did that.

I did that. All crew, all crew, queue up on the dock. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, this

is my new couple.

Bye, Yacht Life. Toes on the line.

Yes.

It's a happy time.

Bye. Thank you so much.

It was so nice to meet you. Thank you. Thank you. A few days ago, you all met

eight crazy ladies, all with different and unique preferences.

But the drinks, the cabin, the lunches were...

Perfect every day.

And the deck crew, all the water toys, thank you all for an amazing day.

Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Thank you.

Bye.

Let's get out of our whites into our reds, and then we're going to meet in

main salon for a tit -and -go.

Hi. Hi.

Okay, I'm coming if I can get these tights halfway up.

So it sounds like Katie made a decision, but thank you for the experience, and

it was really nice to meet you. Thank you.

You never had an attitude, knowing that you wanted to be on deck. Like, you just

are a team player, and I really appreciate that.

Thank you so much, Captain Sandy. All right. I'll see you in the main salon.

Okay. David, you will be getting your bid back. Yeah. We're going back to

one.

Mucho. Mucho.

All crew, all crew, meet in the main salon for our tip meeting.

Okay,

so. I want to start with Delaney. Your attitude was beyond.

You're an asset on any boat.

To step into such a tight group is not easy, and you did it with grace. Thank

you. So thank you. Thank you so much for the trip. We all know what it's like

walking onto a dark mid -season.

It's pretty fucking nerve -wracking. It's such a work day, so everyone's busy

and not talking. So we get to have fun now. Thank you.

And these women were amazing.

So $17 ,000, $1 ,300 per person.

It's a good fit for the four days, and I think we worked hard for it.

It would be great if Delaney wasn't there.

So here's the deal. The owner has arranged for you guys to go out and have

off tomorrow.

You get to do water toys. And then in the afternoon, you're going to go to

Kirker Falls.

I hope you join them for their day off.

I would absolutely love to. Anyway, cheers, everyone. Thank you. I am so

for the day off.

Chef life is very tough in the hand.

I need some hand massages and rest.

Start twerking.

Yes, quick.

I don't know how to do it.

It's all in the hips.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm on the lower gas.

If you had to pick two people that you think would get together, who would you

pick?

They're going all white tonight, Courtney.

No, bro.

I have like a cream outfit. But they're all good twerking pants, so you know.

As Courtney is growing on me and I'm starting to sort of have more feelings,

like to give the best impression on myself.

Meh. If I take an interest in somebody, like, I'll surprise them with flowers.

Like, I'll get them delivered with a card and, like, a box of chocolates and

them out on a date. It's pretty old school, actually.

Enjoy!

So, Chef, you wouldn't get with anyone?

Oh, I wouldn't get with him. He's f***ing weird.

I wouldn't touch him with a ten -feet pole, though.

How can you feel a hug?

Like, if he was the last man on Earth, I'd rather just die, but I'll stay.

Tell me how you really feel. He's socially awkward.

He's polyamorous.

Oh, nothing against that.

Your mind is opened to the world.

So how many people do you bang in one day? That's all I want to know. Probably

one, maybe two.

I think I had a rudder pump alarm.

I think maybe I caught a ground line, so you're going to have to dive in the

water. This is why I don't like to walk the boat at the dock, because of the

ground line. One more kick to starboard.

I need you to look at the rudders, the starboard prop, and the ground lines.

Okay, yeah, we can take a look at that.

When you have a 900 -ton vessel that's not secured, every second counts. Like

heaving lines, even though you might think it's a small thing, one little

can cause a chain reaction.

Starboard spring across.

Thank God she's on the stern, because had she been on the bow and made a

mistake, we could be for the rest of the season.

We get the hood.

Every time.

Every time.

I don't need a full tank.

The engineer goes, it's never happened before.

That alarm.

Well, I'm happy to check it out.

How are you guys going?

Did we catch them, right? I don't know.

Coming up, Matt, are you single? I'm non -monogamous, so yeah, and no. You and

me, it's a chat. It's 100 % a chat. I have been to the theater.

David, keep an eye on Malia.

Did we catch something?

I don't know.

I think part of the reason I love yachting is because with my

do still get to dive in some pretty awesome places.

Underwater, it's quiet.

No one can really talk.

Nothing was caught on the props, nothing was caught anywhere, but, you know,

it's always good to check.

Thank you. There were no ground lines on anything. We're clear of obstruction.

Thank you so much for doing that.

Are we having a big night or what?

Yeah, yeah. Wait!

I don't even know why I left. I feel so underdressed. I was trying to dress up.

Okay, okay.

Cheers, love.

Yeah, very cool.

All right, I think this is it. Get on.

Hey, sorry.

Absolutely naughty.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Doesn't look good. The grey in that matches the grey in that. You don't

should just wear a t -shirt like usual?

Hazy for the boys.

Would you like the first or the second? Hey, let's go to the first guy, yeah?

It's the fun car.

Yes, it is.

Oh, my God.

I haven't talked to you two, like, at all. And what's your deal?

I'm four years deep in yachting, but I'm only here to smell good.

The only thing you have going for yourself is that you're fine.

That is it. That is all I have going for me. Is that what was said?

I had mic dropped at this point.

Queen's in the middle. Woo!

Sharks! Yes!

Tequila. Can I get a champagne, please?

Large beer. Who wants to order? Are you ready to place our order? Can I do the

smoked duck?

May I have the vegetarian option?

I'll take a smoked duck as well, please.

I'm so excited for a water sports tomorrow. Thank you.

I need to take more photos.

Take one of Katie and I.

Oh, my gosh. How beautiful are you?

You all look happy. Oh, daddies!

Boys in the city.

Cheers.

relationship no what about you matt are you single like a dollar bill um i'm a

non -monogamous so yeah and no you need to chat this whole hundred percent yeah

seriously i'm not i have been to this

I don't think I'm gonna join a boat.

I love you. I feel like I can't be locked down.

The only thing I want to be kind of locked down in is in a relationship.

than that, I don't want to be locked down in a job.

It's the opposite.

I'm like, I'll be locked down in a job and not in a relationship.

No, no, no. You got it backward.

I want to be locked down in a relationship and not in a job.

You really are my favorite.

This is the only time I've ever worked with you.

It's the little things, like, because I play, and they're not always facing the

same direction, always, like, meet six o 'clock, or make sure the teacups handle

at the right.

Like, I think people forget that, like, a chef and chief, too, has to be a team

as well.

You've done an amazing job so far, from the start, like, to a tee, hasn't she?

Yeah, 100%. I could never have dealt with all the shit that you've dealt

Oh, my God!

Let's hear some of your amazing speeches.

Come on.

Let's hear it.

We're going to start with Delaney. You came in right when we were working. We

literally haven't had a deep conversation, which breaks my heart.

You came in, you f***ing had it away, and you've been a diamond from when you

started to whatever.

Casey, you have been incredible.

Delaney has proven that a girl can f***ing kill it in her mind.

from the first night when our chef got a little thorny yeah

you

know

to talk about me like during david's speech is just bullshit okay

David's got the floor.

Coming up.

I'm definitely taking the shot. Guess Kevin is looking pretty good right now.

Dave.

Matt might have had a rocky start.

From the first night when our chef got a little sore knee, yeah?

Oh, he quit.

He left the thing, though.

She stepped up.

David's got the floor.

I'm

the only one

that's seen what's going on from the outside and everyone's worshipping him.

It's not genuine in the slightest. It's the fakest.

I don't know, it's just so fake and it's so apparent, but not my horse or my

battle.

You dropped a heaving line today.

I did. I've done this a million times, but I really wanted to look good,

I know what I'm doing.

I was like, whatever. I would just go through it. Just be like, okay, whoops.

I didn't yell at you.

No, Malia, you're great.

And I'm great. I literally just flushed her. Can I give you some advice?

Because I saw your resume.

And I'm a female decade.

Don't be afraid.

to be green. Okay.

Because the worst thing, when you look at your resume and it says skipper,

skipper, mate, mate, boat fit, that means you've never been willing to be a

deckhand in a bigger ship. Because a lot of smaller boats will say you can be

ship opposite.

But you're not actually ship opposite.

I'm literally just putting what is extremely honest on my TV.

But you put Dex 2 and then you said you had no TV coverage. No, I said put Dex 2

and it says Daytour. So I said I don't have no TV coverage.

I'm just giving you my advice.

I'm also the only amount to be honest with you. I definitely want the TV

coverage. I get it. I don't think Phyllida really took my advice at all.

one of those people that's like, yeah, thanks for the advice, but here's this

reason, reason, reason, reason why I did it. And you're like...

Okay, good luck with the temp job.

probably wins the black dance competition.

Whoa, that drink is everywhere, bro.

Honey.

It's Jenny.

All right,

hot tub time.

Okay, let's clean puppies.

Cool, cool, cool. Okay, squat's it, squat's it. Okay, squat, squat, squat.

I'm hungry.

I think I have a tapeworm.

Okay, we're good. Thank you.

I really can't take this anymore.

You messed up.

Come on!

They're either going to happen or not.

I'm definitely taking the shot.

I spilled my f***ing cappuccino.

Let's go eat some fish.

Guys, help the crewmate. Go.

Come on, sit in there. Come on, let's sit down.

I don't even know what day the week it is. I know nothing.

It's just been a blur.

Sorry I couldn't be there. Miss and love you lot.

No, but damn, to be real, did you break your dick?

My dick's been broken in the process.

Hello. Hello.

Sophie's about to have bath this week. It's like I feel guilty.

Everyone has to make choices on life, sweetie.

It's such a love -hate relationship I have with yachting. I do love it. That's

why I've lasted so long in this industry.

But at the same time, I think, yeah, I can't believe I'm crying.

It's like these moments like, you know, my best friend's about to give birth and

I'm not there.

I'm sacrificing being here with all this bullshit that's going on, like on the

boat, like everybody fighting.

There's so much more to life than this.

You miss weddings, you miss birthdays, you miss death.

Like, you miss it all.

And it kind of makes you question, is it really worth it?

OK, love you. All right, love you too.

Bye -bye.

Malia, Malia.

What? I was teasing, saying it on the radio.

Like you say everything twice.

On the radio, you have to. How about you saying Delaney and her responding

Delaney? Delaney, Lexi. Hey, go ahead for Delaney.

Delaney, Delaney, Lexi. Hey, go ahead for Delaney.

Listen, I'm in laundry.

You realize I'm in laundry. Listen, you're clueless. No, I'm in laundry.

not clueless. Yeah, it's clueless. Show us how you talk to yourself.

No, we're not. It's kind of scary.

Well, you're scary in person.

I will say Matt's an amazing chef.

Yeah. An amazing chef. No, Matt's an amazing chef. He's an amazing human

Okay, what's the attitude?

It's not the attitude.

It's just we don't like each other. I never liked you from the beginning, so.

I don't know why Z is coming like Captain Sabo right now. Like, no one's

talking to you.

He's, like, being defensive. Oh, there's no reason, Z. And I don't know where

that attitude's coming from. Everybody shut the f*** up. Tony, don't get him

out. I'm gonna be quiet. I'm sorry, that was all my fault.

I did wear two matching fitted cheetah suits, but I intend on wearing them

before I leave. Then go put it on, because you didn't even smile. Put it

it on! The cheetah onesies have been skydiving, they've been skiing in three

different states, and now they've been to Croatia.

They're wonder suits, I love them.

Who's ready?

I have two of them.

Anyone can be second.

You can put it on. Do headstands with me. I can't do headstands. I don't want

fall. What are we doing?

Plank.

Plank. Look ahead.

I'm looking ahead.

Wait. Wait, I'm falling.

I'm falling. There you go.

I'm falling.

Squeeze your butt.

There you go.

Um, what the f*** is going on?

Do you want to go first, mate?

I'm going to send Courtney a bunch of roses tomorrow.

Aww. Can you text me the provisional's number so I can order them?

Good. Will you send Lexi some flowers and ask her to quit, please?

Delaney should say Lexi should go.

I've been saying that from day one. What did she say to you guys?

I didn't have the worst night that night.

I'm going to base you for a second.

It's all going to turn base, yeah? Because you've declared your love to

boss.

And she's not game. So, like, maybe you should chirp the fourth stew.

Like, because she probably is.

I'm going to go under your shirt for traction.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm literally dying.

All right. My pajamas.

My legs.

Oh, my God. It's savage, isn't it?

Okay. I don't know where to look for the medicine. In the laundry.

Just a little bit of spray, yeah?

Night, family.

Delaney. What?

Help me.

With what?

Help me with my friend.

He has... This is an ice pack?

Apparently. You have an ice pack on the table.

I have an ice pack.

You leave for five minutes. This is what happens.

All right. It's 2 a .m. I'm going to go to bed.

I will see you guys in the morning and we'll do fun and water sports, okay?

Good day, bro.

No, I didn't even go. I'm not going to chase her into her room. I'm a fucking

psychophile. I'm fine.

Good night.

Go to bed.

That first cut, it's like super special.

Get through.

Ladies, taxi's leaving at 9 a .m.

I wake up and my leg's sore.

What would sober me say to drunk me?

Don't jump off.

Is this

for the water sports as well?

No, time out.

We're going to do water sports for a couple hours. We're coming back. We're

going to get ready, change, and then go to the water sports.

Is Lexi coming?

Lexi, do you want to come?

We're leaving right now.

Why are you broken? Are you broken from when you fell off the hot tub? You're

not broken from when I hopped you, are you? No, I might have been you.

No,

don't put it in my fault.

Don't make it my fault.

Here, we'll train it.

Train it.

Has anyone been lucky this morning?

Go wake her up.

I'm going to jump in the cold ocean. It's going to wake you up and you're

to feel great and it's going to be fun. Please come.

I was up from 6 a .m. the previous day. I think I'm going to get a rash.

I'd rather sleep in than be freezing cold doing water sports.

Okay, all right. Sleep well, babe.

All right, good to go.

Let's rock, bitches.

Do it.

Yay.

Dave.

Had a little bit of a bang, eh? Are you okay?

Yeah. I am. Are we going to have to keep Delaney on?

I tried to pep talk her and she said no. So she said she's super down for cocoa

later.

It's gone hella fast.

Malia is looking majestic out there, Mark.

Hey!

That's Katie!

These are the little, like, glimmers of hope in between. I feel like I've needed

this for so long to cleanse my soul.

If I still have one at this point, I honestly... You don't know.

Today is definitely a happy day.

On a side note, do you like Z?

Do I like Z?

I'm not going to say this. No, I don't. No, I feel like we're just like... We've

got a good friendship thing going. Why?

I think he likes me. You do?

There's a bouquet of roses coming, and the recipient doesn't want them.

Am I, like, singing it along? No, no, no.

I don't want it to... I think he has a few extra feelings.

I'm in a predicament.

How do I approach this with Z, man?

Yes! Oh!

He's down!

Coming up... I've never disliked someone more in my life. I don't give a...

You're a nobody.

Do you like Z? No, I'm a very, like, obviously, like, slow person. Like,

just how I am.

Oh!

He's down!

I was worried that, like, maybe I was giving off vibes.

But I didn't mean to. Even aside from that, obviously, like, it's good fun.

loving it.

Yeah, it's so funny. But you just don't know whether to take it further or not.

Yeah. So, like, now I know I can... Yeah.

I can say, like, carry on enjoying it as it is.

Just for now. Like, I never say never, but... Of course. I got it, man.

Because he's a f***ing ace guy.

He's such a legend. Yeah, here he is, the man, the myth, the legend.

He's way down. We were just at the gate.

You see me almost done? Yeah, I was busting.

All right, we good to go?

Are

you

still on the thing?

Yeah, I am.

I don't know what to expect.

Giving Whitney roses.

Like, I'm nervous. I'm excited.

I'm anxious.

I'm everything.

But I feel like alcohol helps the situation.

It was epic.

Best day ever.

So jealous.

How was your first day?

Thank you so much. That was awesome.

Nick, no on the roses, I think.

Are you going to go for it? Yeah.

How long did you sleep in for?

I got up like 10 .30.

What's coming for you?

What? I don't know, at some point. What, a doctor for a bruise?

It's but a scratch, boys. It's but a scratch.

Do you want to shower first so I can just take over the bathroom?

Sure. 15 days left. 16 days left.

No one's counting.

All right, you're going to be semi -fast, right?

Super fast. Yo, I'm bald.

Yeah. Yeah.

One day left?

Do you want to quit and go with me?

What's to wear?

Should I wear a short white dress?

Z! Oh my god.

What happened there?

Get loose, get loose.

Oh, is this the KDZ Lloyd of the Lear cast?

Yeah.

I'm not killing him at the run.

Oh, no.

Is it just Dave and the girls? Dave would have got in the trunk if he could.

At least in here, it's going to be bantiful.

Like, sitting there not talking, this is a trick of a drive as well.

I'm going to be the absolute no fun for her.

All right, who's having a cup of rose?

I'll have a cup of rose, please.

Yeah, you will.

Yeah, you will. I have been to these waterfalls before, my first season of

yachting. I'm glad I finally got to spend some time with you.

I definitely won't be kissing the chef at the waterfall this time.

Woo! Waterfalls!

These drunks.

Welcome to National Park. We have great weather today. In my backpack I have a

few beers, wine, tequila, so we have an awesome day.

Guys, when you're ready, we can walk through this bridge. We're going to see

Skradinski Buk waterfalls on the river Krka, which is 45 meters.

Wow, that's epic. Oh, look at that. So pretty.

Wow, this is epic.

This is so cool. Oh, my God.

Look at the foam bubbles.

Hey, sex party girls. We're sex party boys. Everyone say, Krakow falls.

Guys, when you can walk to a restaurant, they're ready for you.

Welcome to Restaurant Calixto. Do you want something for drink, maybe?

Can I have a red wine?

Do you have Aperol Spritz?

Do you need to eat something?

I suggest you eat as much as possible. Start with the bread, it's over there.

He started drinking like five hours before you.

Tigger, hello!

Is this dinner?

No. This is a picnic, guys. This is a picnic. We're back at the picnic.

We're trying to eat healthy now.

I'm a little bit...

girls talking about with dave in the car sweet dave was asleep so nothing 16

more days unless you leave and she stays

i'm gonna ignore him i'm gonna get that i'm

ignoring him unless you left i

really don't want to be in this conversation really leave my name I've

disliked someone more in my life.

The feeling's mutual.

The feeling's mutual.

Yeah, I know. You don't matter in my real world.

Your real world is so phony. Like, literally, you don't matter.

You're a nobody.

You're a low -life. Hey, do you want to sit here?

No, no one ever puts him in his place. He's a low -legging, hanging stuff.

He's whack. Nobody, like, texts you. So now you know.

But you are the worst person ever I don't give up

Yo,

no one likes you though

not at work so they need to learn that you can't speak to people like this i

wish i was popular in miami you spend most of your money on brothels get the

f**k up and walk away come on like are you five nobody cares about your

on next season shut the f**k up okay i'm done guys how f**king cool

are these cats i decided to go hang out with the cats because these people suck

Are you wasted?

No,

one piggyback.

Tie up your shoe before you fall over. I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.

You're good.

Hey,

he's standing on his own.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Come on. Have a great day. Thank you.

to dinner i definitely came on the boat and funded the long person yikes is my

purse in here good hey

dude i spend a lot of time in ribo meaning west palm beach florida

so i guess i'm changing i need my second dress

i'm shaking my pants off right now

Put that away!

Put that away!

Guys, this is my last video with you all. It's my last night. Yeah, we want

make it big.

Matt, do you want to sit next to Lexi? No. No, Malia.

Lex.

Go time.

Woo!

Hello. This is also really beautiful.

Now we're here, Lex.

Does anyone want to...

I'm going.

What time is it? It's time to go party. Let's go.

We'll be there in shortly.

Yeah, let's go. One, two, three, go. Okay, I'm coming.

Five minutes.

All right. Well, I'm not here to watch anything funny, so.

Yeah.

So Lexi is coming, I guess. Where is Lexi?

She's sleeping.

What do you mean sleeping in the van? This is what I've just said. I don't

Maybe Alexio just sleeps through this whole dinner and then we won't have a

fight. No, wake Alexio. Don't let her sleep through the dinner.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Are you okay?

Why?

It just means you need to drink more. No, that's trouble.

Hit that bread basket, Z. Yeah, hit.

I love Katie's angry look. I know, it's super annoying. I have a wrestling bitch

face. Yeah, I love it. Wrestling bitch face will never get wrinkled from, okay?

You're not scratching up any part of your face, therefore you'll never get

wrinkled because you always have a wrestling bitch face.

We work in yachting, so we've already got the wrinkle treatment.

I do 18 hour days.

I've got raincoats.

I had a full f***ing nap, bro.

No one woke me up. They all woke you up.

Sorry.

To being tired.

Oh my god, those shots are massive.

Obviously it's so nice of him, but it's just like the dinner table with everyone

there and like it's just awkward

Yo,

I'm going to sleep with the little baby. If anyone wants to cuddle me, I'll take

it. How about this?

I'll give you a 16 -second hug, because 16 seconds hug, it lowers your blood

sugar, it lowers your heart rate, it lowers your stress levels.

Did you read, like, a fact book before you came here? I feel like you have a

fact for everything that we said. No, I'm just really into, I think physical

touch is really needed in humans' lives. I mean, I agree, I love physical touch.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome Z's guys, Z's Bucks. Guys, Z's Bucks.

She

has

left the group chat.

Z, careful, that seat moves.

Okay, everyone. Everyone calls out. I'll pay for Z.

Okay. Mad.

You've paid for so much. Yeah, Matt, put your card back.

We haven't paid for a lot.

I just want to pay for anyone but Lexi.

For another one.

Stop! He can't help it.

It's honestly disgusting behavior to me. Like, that is disgusting behavior.

I hate that word.

You're a bad human.

But I hate you.

And you're a bad human.

Like, I hate you.

No one here likes you. Hey, hey.

about? We're talking about kindness, right? Yeah, she said the R word and

talking about kindness? So f*** off.

My grandma was a special education teacher and she'd tell her she had bad

parents. No, my parents are amazing. Your parents should have aborted you.

I'm pro -choice. Your parents should have aborted you.

You're a dick. You're ugly.

And if this wasn't on camera, I would have smacked your ass.

There you go. You got a real ass bitch. You are a hateful girl.

There you go.

Real bitches out now.