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That's too adorable. They're like so cute.

Oh!

How was your dinner?

Oh my gosh. It worked out really well. It was so magical.

Matthew has not had any complaints about the food.

Matthew's problem is Matthew.

I want to finish with the crew I start with. I'm going to truck you to finish

the season out.

Yeah. That means the world.

I get to stay.

Of course.

I'll have you on life.

I do want to rotate. I struggle with loving people after they've really

me. They're going to see my success one day and wish they were

nice to me.

If you want, you can go to the bridge with Captain Sandy.

It's definitely a new dynamic, being attracted to my boss.

I just want to be single.

I'm average.

At least I got my answer right.

I came from a situation where it was like a toxic work relationship, like the

most stressful situation of my life. I think the owner can choose who they want

to work for. Social orientation, race, you shouldn't be part of it. And

unfortunately it is. I come 90 % straight.

Babe,

who cares?

You are beautiful.

The guys that we have on deck, they aren't so bad guys. They love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Did the music stop? Where is the recording?

I need to toilet.

My ass is wet.

Bedtime? What are you eating?

Chips. I got you two snack bars.

No. Are you joking?

No, man.

Shall I?

Yeah, I think you should. Yeah.

When you meet like that.

Okay. I'm going to go to bed.

Okay.

Courtney,

you don't make your bunk.

There we go.

Just climb up and you'll be fine.

Come to your bunk and have a good sleep.

Ow.

Hey,

what is going on?

Try to be a f***ing hero.

I had meat knife.

Tell us.

She passed out.

I hope she sleeps well.

Go to bed, you f***ing drunkards.

I know, I know, I know.

Courtney got sick in the night.

And vomited all over my bed.

Maybe it's on my back.

My head hurts.

Oh, this is so gross.

Thanks for last night.

Oh, boo!

I mean it, hey?

Yeah. I've shared a lot of s*** that I haven't shared with people that would be

considered my close friends.

You're like a fool.

Don't. I don't think I've been in a setting with a group of people where

ever felt this comfortable before in my life.

It was pretty overwhelming.

No, I was pretty booed. I don't think I'm as hungover as you guys.

Meh. I have feelings.

Why are my bikini gloves here?

Ask your man Z.

What happened last night?

Someone remind me what happened.

Chloe and Mav got it on again.

Apparently I can see again.

It's not me, it was Chloe.

Chloe and Mav, they have a thing. I'm really scared.

It's a key that definitely takes over.

Good morning. Morning. How was your evening?

Good. Better than last crew night out, that's for sure.

Nobody quits, that's a plus.

Oh, brother.

Do you want to stand in laundry today?

Okay. Do you want to go straight up to master?

We need to wipe the flats and stainless back here.

Vacuum here.

Do you want to do windows?

Maybe David doesn't remember asking me out, so I don't really want to bring it

up at all. We can just...

Slide that one under the rug and move forward without any awkwardness on deck.

Let's do it. Have fun. These robes are not nice.

I always hated robes. Should we be like three star service and not give them

robes? You keep using these goddamn robes. It's like a few certain things

on a boat that you can't stand. I always hated doing the bridge.

Oh, I hate drying glasses. My, like, other chief stores used to make us do a

vinegar bath, so I always would stink in front of guests. Always.

And I was just like, well, you know, you're making us stink, right? So you'd

make us do, like, a proper vinegar bath. Like, two buckets, dump everything, so

the water's always splashing on you.

Plastic.

Katie, Matthew, Malia. Meet me in the crew mess for charter number four

preference sheet meeting. My headache's deciding.

I had such bags under my eyes this morning. Oh.

Jennifer and Patrick are repeat charter guests who chartered with Captain Sandy

two years ago in France. Do you remember these guests? They love to party.

Cheers. Cheers to the booze cruise.

Just the tip? Just the tip is all you need.

They hope the crew can transform the boat into their own Oktoberfest

celebration.

We need Lederhosen.

On day two, they would like the yacht crew to put together a beer games

course. I think it's going to be a lot of beer on this boat. Yes.

Have to order some German products for sure.

I'm so happy to be here and to get another chance.

Plus, Oktoberfest food I'm confident with. In Rhode Island, we have

in Newport, so I've dressed in Lederhosen before.

I've had huge beers.

I vomited in the street like drunk tourists at Oktoberfest. I've done it

Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I like to think I've lived a life without regrets until I find them.

I was just wanting to put in an order.

Anything you have that's Oktoberfest theme we would happily take.

Bratwurst, German sausages.

Pigs of German beer. And soft pretzels. Perfect. Thank you very much. All right.

Now I'm going to do this.

Ooh, some German recipes.

Interior, interior. Katie, can you meet me in the main salon?

Okay, so this trip, I'm going to have you on late. I think this is a good

opportunity for your service because drunk guests means they don't notice

anything, so it will be good for your confidence.

Yeah, sure.

Lexi, I'm going to have you on breakfast, focusing on launching and

housekeeping.

So, yeah.

Aces, thank you.

Let's do this. Let's rock.

I don't want Katie to, like, spurt me off second stew and give Courtney more

second stew duties just because she doesn't like me.

Plus, being a breakfast girl, Matt's difficult to work with. Like, I am

pissed off.

Irritatingly.

Coming up. We drank 69 bottles of booze in seven days. Oh, my God. I need to

order more alcohol.

And later.

Lexi was starting our room earlier, and she never came back. There's no towels.

There isn't.

I have to rely on Katie to be able to navigate her students.

Now if she can't, then that's when I have to step in.

Ah, we can move on down.

So she says we've turned 100. This is exactly how I left it.

How did you find last night?

Got me closure with her. Oh.

Yeah, what happened?

I let loose how I'm feeling about Malia.

You give me a no and I'll leave it be, or you give me a yes and I'll be like,

oh, good day.

No, it's cool, I understand.

It's not going to happen, but I'm at a point where I would like to be with

someone that I can travel with and I can grow with and I can develop with, as

opposed to just having a girl for the sake of having a girl.

No, it was fine, like, she's just, like, not playing the game.

At least she went for it, bro.

How good is having everything in the open?

One, two, three.

All crew, provisions are on the dock.

Lexi, Lexi, can you please bring up a drop sheet?

Copy. Prawns in the freezer, fish heads in the fridge.

It's like a song.

Prawns in the freezer, fish heads in the fridge.

Oh, there's our costumes.

They want more?

That's it. Okay, cool.

All crew, all crew, please get into your whites and let's meet on the dock in

five minutes. Sweet looking.

Gucci.

Good, good, good, good, good.

That was beautiful.

Thank you.

What is that?

Thank you.

Sandy's giving me another chance, and no matter what's thrown at me, I'm not

going to f*** this up again.

I looked it in here.

Is it calm enough for me to take it off the dock?

No. Just come up.

And I'll just let you have it. All right.

It's a glorious day to start a charter. Here we go. Here we go.

Hi. Hi, Captain Sandy.

Welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. So good to see you again.

Thank you.

Hi. Hi,

I'm Katie.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

I'm Tanner. This is Chad. Hi, Chad.

Hi, Chad.

Hi, Chad.

Hi, Chad.

I see the alcohol now on top, so I'm like, hells yeah, and then I'm like, oh,

I'm on service.

So, Katie, our chief stew is going to show you around the boat, and we're

to take off to your first anchorage. Awesome. Perfect. Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Which one's the fullest?

I'm just kidding.

Boom.

Should we do a tour of the boat? Yeah, let's do it.

So this is our sun deck.

As you see here, we have a very large jacuzzi. Oh, perfect.

Do you want a full jacket?

Roger, dodger.

Then we'll come through to the Sky Lounge. Oh, yeah. And then this is the

use the most. We do have one downstairs. We'll use them both. It's fine. We

drink 69 bottles of booze in seven days. Oh, my God. I need to order more

alcohol.

Captain Sandy, that's all guests on board in the pastoral inn. Thank you

much. This is our primary campus.

Wow. Late night party for sure.

All right, Malia, you can free up all your lines. Drop them off. Copy.

You can start loosening it for him.

David, let me know when the port bow is free. Port bow is now free and coming

aboard. This one's going to be next.

That's all stern lines on board.

I'm ready for a cocktail.

Tito's a nice tea. Okay, cool. I'll bring up everything.

All right, Malia. Run up here as fast as you can. Copy. We've got heaps of ice

here under the stairs, so we might have to pull them out. Okay. Do you want to

go get changed quickly?

Yeah. Just carry on setting up lunch.

Okay. Okay, you're good. How much space do I have to my port, Dolphin? Playroom.

Just the same amount.

My first season, Captain Sandy let me take the boat off the dock. Turn it all

the way to starboard.

This situation is a little more difficult because I'm actually taking

out of the split between two concrete dolphins that I could hit.

And then split your sticks.

I'm out. Come out of here.

Let it swing, then start straightening out.

You'll get the feel of it. It's a natural happening.

I feel like I can take it in the boat.

Yeah? Yeah.

Thanks, guys. We can bring fenders inside.

Copy.

Oh, don't go stern.

Don't. No, see, look at your speed.

Gotcha. This boat steers really well.

Do you want to take these out to them, and I can go get you a quick one? Yeah.

Chad, don't pee in the hot tub.

Too late.

Hi, guys.

Keto's and iced tea, I believe. Nice job. Thank you. So cool.

Okay. Okay, I got it.

You guys can go work. Thank you. Thank you. That was epic.

Another. Gosh, you guys, this is gorgeous.

Should have used my drink, though. What was your name again? Lexi. Okay. And

then Courtney is? The third. Okay.

And you're second. Okay. And I'm second.

I'm second serious.

Like, when you tell them that, they always instantly, like, treat you a

different way. Beautiful.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

Out of respect.

And I'm very, very, very big on respect.

ETA to Anchorage is 30 minutes.

How did it feel to drive the boat up? Oh, good. Yeah.

I bet. I just went upstairs. They're good.

They seem pretty relaxed right now.

Oh, I'm out. What time are they having lunch?

As soon as it's ready.

I need to marry a chef, for sure.

Well, I'd marry you in a heartbeat.

Oh, stop it.

You want to go and launch?

Yeah. These guys' drinks are empty.

Are you ready? Are you going to just start plating? Once that's done, I'll

them, and then we can go with everything else.

You're definitely out of booze, so that's a problem. I don't like that

Go ahead.

Do you want to just go under the stairs and grab all the iced tea? It's all

peach flavor.

Alrighty, I'll grab it.

Can we go down this little hole thing? I don't know if that's for you.

I hear them down there. Alright, well, you know what my drink order is.

Surprise! The boys need Cheetos and tea upstairs.

Yeah, I'm making some now. These people, they're drinking really quickly.

Cheetos and tea!

I think this is going to be a very long shot.

I feel like we've been forgotten.

Can Chad's get more attention than we are?

Coming up. Captain Sandy, we have a police vessel approaching.

I'm on my way. Uh -oh.

You're definitely out of booze, so that's a problem.

I don't like that noise.

Ow. Surprise.

The boys need Tito's and T upstairs.

They're out. Yeah, I'm making some now.

Tito's and T. I feel like we've been forgotten.

Me running.

Oh, I'm coming to you, sir. I know. We can hear you.

Oh, we're sorry. You can go to it. It's fine. It's okay.

So, do you guys want to be seated?

The chef is ready when you guys are.

Yeah. Deck crew, deck crew, five minutes until anchor drop.

Copy. Who's dropping anchor?

Z -dog? Well, I can drop it. You can call it. What are we going to do?

All right, so after champagne, what are you girls thinking you're drinking?

I'm going to have champagne, and then I'm going to have champagne.

Waters for quitters.

Amazing. This looks delicious. What is it?

Zucchini fries and tomato burrata.

Psycho chef has flows.

Just make sure you tell them what it is when you slice it.

All right.

Oh,

yes. Tomato burrata.

So we've got a flatbed with prosciutto, ricotta, and tomato.

So this is a local John Dory with a lemon beurre blanc sauce.

These are the starters.

Yeah, you've still got three courses to come.

I love talking to people, being in front of house. Like, that is my jam. I don't

want to be in the back, you know?

Nobody puts baby in the corner.

Tell Matt this is amazing. Yeah.

Lloyd in his natural habitat.

DJ.

After the support I got last night, I feel comfortable about being 100 %

on this boat. It's exceptionally rare.

Looks like you're at a silent disco.

Three shackles in the water. You can drop the anchor.

Copy.

Move up the waterline. Now point in the direction of the chain. Make sure she

can see you.

And Kaz Bitson. Awesome. Thank you. We're good.

Clear to open the transom.

I was like,

should I ask? Here's a new rule. Don't ask.

Singing comes clockwise.

Okay. Well done, Z.

You're not a fish guy, and that fish is still really good. Courtney, Courtney.

Let's start clearing.

Katie, do you know where we are exactly right now, what this town's called?

Croatia.

I like Katie.

Go down on breaks, sir.

Yeah. Diggity.

What's the vibe?

Tell them the food's amazing.

Oh, yay.

Slides out.

You guys coming down for some water sports?

Yeah, we're ready for some water sports.

Well, we're going to pump up Maureen today.

Yeah, you want to start laying her out? I feel like she's your girlfriend.

Maureen, over to go.

Hello. Hi, Chica.

Can you just iron that tablecloth for tonight?

And then just let us know when Sandy's bedding's ready and court will come grab

it. Alrighty.

Thanks, Chica. Bye.

I feel like whatever you said to her.

It's like changed her mentality.

Really? They all like think about, I don't need to be here, I've got to go.

All that.

Yeah. I feel like that was actually her mentality.

She wanted to be here, but she wasn't that bothered. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. And I feel like after all that, you speaking to her and Sam speaking to

her, I feel like it's actually kind of... Yeah, because I feel like she's

so different.

Do you know what I mean? I feel like she's like... Pretty quiet.

She is.

This is Malia's sexy black dress.

How was your lunch? Oh, my God. It was amazing. This is awesome.

Yeah. It's great, isn't it? I love it. What's happening, Hugh?

Oh, my God. Hugh Hefner's here.

All right. We doing this?

Probably.

Fun. Ass up, face up. Story of our lives.

What? We can drive the boat out of the anchorage tomorrow.

Oh, that would be incredible.

We're going to leave early in the morning.

Do you want to go on a jet ski now? Yeah. Okay. You're in jet ski support?

That's the go into gear and your accelerator.

You have to stay 300 meters away from shore.

Okay.

There you go.

How strange that is. Both jet skis away.

Careful.

We're going to get a fine.

Captain Sandy, we have a police vessel approaching.

Copy. Oh.

I am on my way. My God.

Oh, man.

They are crazy.

That's me with the steam. That's me with the steam.

Captain Sandy, we have a police vessel approaching.

I'm on my way.

With the steam from the iron, set off the alarm.

When you see the police coming, of course it's not good.

Uh -oh. Hello.

There's a little warning for your guys.

Okay. For speeding, there are tourists, so 300 people.

Sure. Okay.

So 300...

away from shore basically just stay clear of any shoreline i hate this i

being in laundry yeah of course are we heading

up to the hot tub interior interior that all guests in the hot tub

we can start pulling for dinner i think we can start bringing things in i think

they're hitting the booze too much to ride

So we'll do plated courses tonight, yeah? What do you want to do?

A soup, a salad, a main course. Oh, a soup.

He likes pumpkin. Should I do pumpkin or cauliflower?

Do cauliflower, because people always get pumpkin soup.

Soup's fun to go in. Yeah.

Do you know what time you would want dinner?

Like 8 or 9?

Yeah.

Hey, mate.

Look awesome.

So, dinner, 8 .30, 9 -ish. All right. We've got to tie it off.

Hey. Sweet.

Start getting ready for dinner.

Oh, you know what we could do?

Cut some oranges again. And then I'll have caught up here. Topping up

Okay, cool. We're going to go eat something.

I'm literally the Cinderella of this charter.

Finish this.

And that's not okay.

And that's not okay.

The wonder is driving me mad.

I'm going to go down.

David, you're going to be in charge of getting everything done.

Obviously with Malia, it's like kind of awkward.

I blow out my 630 or whenever they get sent back in the way.

But feelings or not, crush or not, I'd rather be prided on my work than

else. Thanks, Chris.

Do you want a glass? Yeah, I have like half a glass.

Of course, yeah.

Attention.

Do you want to do a quick deck check? Yeah, of course.

So how are you feeling on the interior? Good?

Yeah. I've got Courtney out for service.

There you go.

She wants to get better with, like, drinks and stuff. They sound happy.

They're very happy. And Lexi's been so quiet.

She's been very quiet.

She's a bit more chatty in the pantry.

Yeah.

Lexi's been quiet. She's been quiet sort of ever since that night.

But if she's unhappy with doing laundry or housekeeping, like, you know the job.

And I'm not going to punish Courtney by taking her off service to keep Lexi

happy because this is how it works. We rotate.

Oh, it's so pretty.

Beautiful. Gorgeous.

Dinner at 8 .30? Yeah. I have two beverages.

Are these both wine? Nah, but I'll drink them.

Hey, I'm here.

I'll see you at 10. See how I have a good rest.

He's in charge.

One hour to power hour.

When guests come to the boat, usually they come to the chef and they're like,

you, we're here to see you. We can't wait to taste your food. It's like a lot

pressure directed right at you.

I don't think I'd be like broken if someone complained about the food.

But it is nice that it doesn't happen.

How's it going?

Very good. Oh, I love your hair tonight.

I had a little extra time on my hands. Thanks to these guys.

I already feel comfortable letting them drop the anchors on their own. I'm

starting to get breaks. Like, I've noticed that not one of the guys has a

problem asking questions.

I love that. I want to reiterate, just on charter.

Well, we could split. We can go across each wood and things.

Not just a pretty face, are you?

Ouch. Oh, man.

There's a whole other stairwell we probably should be using.

Ready for dinner?

Offside, my lady. Cute dresses, ladies.

What's with all the meowing?

Hi. Do you want to start? Let's turn down on the master.

Sure. Thank you.

No problem. I might have a cocktail before dinner.

Cheetos, dirty martini.

Sure.

Have you ever made a martini before?

No. A bit of vodka.

And when they say dirty, that means more olive juice.

Dirty. Very dirty.

Thank you so much, Courtney. You're welcome.

Oh, yum.

Who's hungry?

We're all hungry. We're all hungry all the time. Should we head down?

Heck yes.

Oh my gosh, it's beautiful.

Thank you, guys. Oh, it's so glittery. Do you want to tell Matt that we're...

A minute and a half off. There's some more olives on the table here. It's

to be a minute and a half, so if you want to stop.

One shot. Oh, boy.

What's up, bitch?

What's up, baby girl?

Oh, that was way nicer than wise this year.

Sorry.

With Z.

I feel like we have, like, this weird connection.

Obviously, I do have that sort of connection with Courtney.

I feel like I have known him for, like, years.

It feels like...

We've known each other forever.

I think he likes me. I don't even know if she likes me.

It's always fun to, like, have somebody on board that you can't, like, have

that, like, flirty banter with.

I feel like we have good banter at the moment.

So we'll see.

All right.

We'll see.

Go ahead. Do you want to come be on standby in the galley? Coming.

soup with basil oil and Parmesan crisp. Let's all have the teacup handle to the

right. Cheers.

It's like a mom squad and three dudes.

Ooh, this looks good.

For your first course this evening, we have a cauliflower soup with basil oil

and a Parmesan crisp.

So good. My gosh.

Oh, I love it.

I can eat this all day.

Wait, have they liked everything so far? Yeah.

They're really lovely.

Love it.

All righty. Please go down to the cabins and help this day.

Katie, Katie, Lexi, go ahead.

I did all the cabins. The cabins are done.

Copy.

Seriously.

Say, Katie, Katie.

Can you meet me in the...

I need some more wine, definitely.

I could use some wine. None of us have any wine.

When she comes back, I'll have you. Oh, you don't have a bell?

I don't. I hate these stupid things. Me too.

This is in the wrong.

That's in the wrong way, that's why.

Who did this, Kevin?

Lexi.

It drives me insane.

With Lexi, like, whatever Katie tells us to do, if it's not anything to do with

the guest, then she doesn't like it, so she's going to just be... It is

annoying, but I don't think she'd be in a mood about it if she was actually good

at it.

To his wife. Go, go, go, go. Go, Patrick, go.

Go,

Patrick, go. Oh, you got more, baby.

We'll definitely need another bottle of the red.

But I mean to be doing this for you. Sorry, Katie.

No, no, no, you're fine.

Right now, I genuinely feel like I'm failing at my job.

I suppose I better get some more wine.

Coming up. This is the kind of stuff that upsets me. We just have the pump

plugged in and just keep airing it up after every. I know.

This slide is always drama. I'm very aware of what happens.

All right, well, calm down. I'm not challenging you. Uh -oh.

Did you just do burp, burp, burp?

Burp, burp, burp.

Garlic mass, zucchini, surf and turf. These four are medium rare.

Medium. I need a medium rare. This is a medium. This is a medium rare.

Okay, I'm just going to take it.

For your main course tonight, you have a surf and turf with lobster, garlic

mash, roasted veggies, and a red wine soup. Thank you very much. No.

No. I actually don't need anything.

Amazing. Oh, my gosh.

I'm so glad there's no vegans in this group.

Absolutely killed it. Can he come up when he has a minute?

Yes, of course. Awesome.

What?

Just impressed.

No guest complaints.

Galley's clean.

Are you sure you're a chef?

They want to speak to you. They just asked.

Hey. You want to just finish?

Name you can start at 630.

Oh, awesome. All righty. I want to talk about Oktoberfest.

Let's go over here and chat.

Dave, you all good?

Yeah. All right. I'm probably going to head down. Here's my thoughts. Yep. But

want you to, like, put your own thing into it because this food has been,

thank you.

It's the best I've ever had in my life. Start during the day. Early on, we do

more on the bratwurst.

What I like to do is transition into dinner.

I'm not going to say drop the German flair, but I'm saying drop the German

flair and just make an awesome dinner.

Is that cool?

Yeah, that's great. We'll be dressed like dipshit, but it'll be an awesome

dinner. You guys are awesome. So my schnitzel and chill is gone.

What's happening?

Well, it's almost the witching hour, so... Okay, let's have a team meeting.

need to put together a beer game.

So the idea is like a relay.

So the teams will face off against each other. Yeah. So start with flip cups.

Yep. And then maybe dive in to do something. Swim back to the steps.

We've got to go down one. You did great on service, great with the guests.

Something with an egg, I think. They have to egg with 40 hands the whole way

around the boat, but they have to be finished by the time they get back.

Ow. That's our plan.

It's going to be fun.

We ought to just be in our wets and just, like, hype it up.

Night, boo.

Good night.

I'm so nervous doing breakfast with Matthew.

I don't know if I'm going to get the best day ever slogan or I'm going to get

like the other side of it.

I got to wait for Katie. Can you get Katie?

Is she still sleeping?

I'm a breakfast girl.

Please come to the bridge.

You're going to drive us out of here. Copy that. I'm on my way.

Lexi. Yeah. Four baskets, please. Four baskets.

Morning. Morning.

Hey, Captain.

You're going to be driving us out. Go ahead and take your place behind that

seat.

Ready to haul when you are.

Copy, Malia.

If you could start raising the anchor.

So you'll just use the thruster.

Anchors at the waterline. That is the anchor helm. Copy, Malia.

And then what speed have you been taking, just keeping it at this? Right

you'd switch to autopilot.

Yeah. There you go. I spent a lot of time and money changing my career from

being a tour guide, and then after my last boat, I was certainly starting to

question whether or not it was worth it and the right decision.

But certainly at this time, it's looking like it was.

I'm bloody loving it.

You're good, aren't you?

Yeah.

You have control.

Yeah. Thank you. Nice job.

Good morning. Good morning. I brought my own yerba mate tea, and I just need hot

water. I'll have that coming up.

I'm going to check on Chad.

I think he's in the workout room.

Can I get you?

Yeah. Do you have a tea now? Yeah.

I've been waiting for my tea for a while. I don't know. It only takes four

minutes.

Go ahead.

Hi, are you okay?

Just busy making lattes. Okay, I'm just turning some laundry, then I'll be out.

All right, thanks.

Dekru, dekru.

Five minutes to anchor.

Copy.

Two cappuccinos for you.

Perfect. Oh, yay.

Maybe right here.

It's really deep here, so we're going to do five shackles.

Five shackles at the waterline.

Thank you, thank you.

Nice work.

Well, guys, that was an outstanding first day, man.

This is what you're waking up to. This is not too shabby. Good morning.

Morning. I have to take a tea to Diane. Can you take it?

Where is she?

She's in the Sunday.

That's a long four minutes on the tea over there.

Master's group?

Yes. Yeah, I'm going now. Thanks.

Good morning.

The tea?

I have the tea here, yeah.

Thank you.

So, the shift's ready when you guys are. Let's go sit.

So, what's the worst thing that can happen? We eat a little fly poop?

I think I'm ready for some fruit.

We're missing plates.

Literally the first layer of breakfast.

Can we get some plates?

Oh, are they not on the table? Negative.

There's nothing there. We're just in there staring at food.

Oh, my God.

She thought they were already on the table.

So maybe it was somebody else's job and they would.

I take pride in what I do. So it's like when something like that happens and

it's not me, I look like I can't do my job. And it's like the most simple

Sorry for that. No worries.

Can we have some water when you get a minute? And some mimosas, too. And some

extra napkins.

Your one -man show this morning, Katie? What's happening?

Yeah, kind of.

I feel like you're everywhere.

Ready? Yeah.

Come on, you beast.

Katie?

Yeah, I'm going to need you to come up.

Why? Because this is a f***ing show.

My table wasn't even set.

I don't know if Lexi's in here. It's 6 .30 in the morning.

Should I bring this out? Yeah.

Katie is struggling because Lexi didn't set her up.

It's annoying because Katie works so hard. Got some avocado toast to start. I

feel like I'm biased if I say Lexi should be fired because half of it's

not enjoying being around her.

But, like, I don't think it's a fireable offense.

Just annoying.

Far out of my reach.

I'm just going to grab a piece of toast.

Oh, my God.

That's really good. I'm ready to drink.

Morning. Can I take a jet ski out? Yeah, of course.

Just be safe. Stay where we can see you. You're good.

There you go.

Shower is untouched. Thank you, God.

All right, we're ready to go.

I mean, what the... That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Bridge, bridge, that is. Four guests in the water.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Hey, Malia, Malia. This slide needs some serious air.

We're the fun factor.

Just need a few minutes.

Okay. Do you mind going and stopping out with Lloyd?

All right, we're good. All right. This is a big part of our charter. Yeah.

Why is this not hard?

When I pumped it this morning, everything was rock. Every time a client

down, we keep it full so they slide down. I love it when all the toys are

want to look like the most fun boat on the water. You get all the toys in the

water. Okay.

Every time we anchor.

Is everything out?

Almost everything's out. Yeah.

He killed it. He got all the stuff out for us. I think he's working 24 -7. I

don't know how you do it, but we appreciate it. We have to make every

count for the client.

I always want the client to have fun. Yeah, of course.

I don't care how much this is a battle. Yeah. Oh, no. We battle it. Yeah, this

one's fine. Okay. This is the least of my battles.

How's it going?

It needs serious air.

I have it confirmed that there is an actual leak. After every slide, we just

have the pump plugged in and just keep airing it up after every... I know. The

problem is we have one pump that was going from here back there. Why? Is

leak back there?

No, we have toys to pump up. Did anyone else like it? All right,

I'll do this. Okay.

For you, champagne? Yeah, one of those champagnes.

Thank you.

Thanks.

It's going to be fun.

My knee is actually from these stairs. All right. Have you come just to set up

cup of gin?

Yeah, have I?

No, I'm starving.

The hangar is setting in. Thank you. Two bottles of champagne is down already.

Do you want something lighter?

I think the valve is broken.

I've checked all of them, so unless they're broke today.

No, I just heard it leaking air.

I'm going to see if he has a kit.

I would just deflate it every hour. It doesn't deflate slowly.

Oh, they made it sound like it deflates right away.

I think they just hate the slide.

Who says this?

Malia.

Yeah, I would just keep the pump there.

and then just every now and then just inflate it. He filled it up this

so by the time the guests want to use it, we have to fill it up again. Oh, so

does last.

It just depends when they go on versus when we inflate it.

The slide is always drama.

Fun.

I'm very aware of what happened.

The slide just needs to have the pump there. All right, well, calm down. I'm

challenging you all yet.

All I'm trying to do is find a solution for the slide. Yeah, we know the

solution. They just didn't have the pump there.

I'm very aware of what happened.

The slide just needs to have the pump there. All right, well, calm down. I'm

challenging you. I know. I'm just hungry, and the guests are like full

water sports right now. I'll take care of it. I know it has to happen. It just

didn't get done. I understand. It's full throttle back there. Just keep

breathing. I'm just hungry.

Eat.

It's been a morning.

It's been a morning.

How come the cutlery and napkins weren't on the table?

I wasn't done. When I was trying to finish, I was doing juicing.

What time did they break it up?

They got up randomly.

They didn't all get up at the same time.

So I was doing laundry, and I ran down, juiced. I was doing like 20 different

things, but I didn't finish it.

The plates thing, I had no idea because my brain swamped. I mean, no one wants

to mess up, right? And I forgot to put the plates and cutlery down, so that

sucks.

What time did we want to do Olympics now?

Yeah. Oh, girl crew, this is the start of beer Olympics.

Are we ready?

Three, two, one, go!

As soon

as the last person flips their cup, they have to get into

Maureen, get the beer.

Chug a beer, jump off Maureen, get to the swim steps.

Good job, good job.

They can then don their life jacket upside down. Run all the way up to the

deck where Shambong will be waiting.

Oh, where's my Shambong, bitches?

Okay, ready? Go.

Oh, you want to get going.

Come down here.

No, you got to come up here.

They then have to shotgun a beer through the snorkel.

Jump off the bridge, Danny.

I'll get ready.

Still waiting for someone to jump. What's happening up there?

The last person is going to have an

Edward Forty hand.

First person to get back here and finish their beer is the winner.

All cabins are basically dead.

Do you want to just go jump in the laundry?

Yeah, I was down there turning. Closing. Thank you.

Toweling. After that. Do you want to go on a break? Yeah, sure. Thank you.

All right, so who's next, Brad? No.

Allie.

I'll have a Corona with lime. That's easy.

That'd be great. Thanks. Also, Lexi was starting our room earlier when I went to

change into my suit this morning, and she never came back. So it's like the

cleaners and everything are still in there, and there's no towels anywhere.

There isn't.

Okay, thanks.

I can't be having my second stewardess failing at the most simplest task.

Go ahead.

Can you just check that there's towels in the twin cabin?

All right, I'll check and see. Thank you.

Thanks.

Well, I just think about that type, you know.

How's it?

What's wrong?

It's just, like, a lot to deal with. I wanted to get through the charter, but,

like, she's making my job really hard.

I've had crew members who have been like, Lexi, I just didn't give up. I

her. It's not that I don't like her. I just feel like I'll take responsibility

and I'll take the brunt of it. Just don't give up.

We'll get there.

Okay.

It's very important to me that the department has encouraged the team to

up. Right now, this is about Katie and her leadership skills.

I have to rely on Katie to be able to navigate her through.

Now, if she can't, then that's when I have to step in.

Next on Below Deck Men. Did anyone order a beer?

I've been to Oktoberfest twice. I know exactly the party they want.

I haven't seen anybody.

Don't be mad at me, but I made my own drink.

Hey, did you take breaks? We only see you.

No, it's not good.

I got this girl in quarantine.

I'm going to break her on.

We felt like there's a little lack of attention.

I actually had to make my own drink this morning.

A couple times would that happen? It seems more like laziness than anything.

It's not acceptable, and, like, I'm at the breaking point.

We got a girl in quarantine.