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Hey, good morning!

Mickey! Donut?

Hell yeah, dude. I'm fucking starving. You broke my mind.

Thank you. Hey, you good in here? What? You're lying.

Did you hear that?

Beautiful day. It's a beautiful day.

I can't believe it. Yeah, your donut looks good.

What the fuck?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, James. Want a donut?

Yes, I...

Dude. Where's Willow at? Have you seen her? Nick, is that Grandma Lydia's voice

right here?

Oh, there you are. Oh.

Is that the same outfit you wore last night? Yeah, it is. What time did you

leave the club?

Leave? They technically had to kick me out last night. It was too fun.

You shouldn't have left.

You're always the first one out, bro. I couldn't have stuck around.

I just had to prep for today's meeting.

Oh, fuck. I completely forgot. Don't even sweat it. I already sent the sales

report over to you. You're good to go.

You're a lifesaver.

Don't sweat it.

I was thinking we're such good friends. Maybe we should try to be something

else. Over a drink?

No, no.

Can't help but think we're a pretty good fit. No, that's not it.

Hey, Penelope.

Hey. You know I can't have sweets this early in the morning.

If only I had known.

You know me too well.

Yeah.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, how's it going, next best -selling author?

Well, I don't know about that, but...

I actually was thinking about asking you if you wanted to maybe, I don't know,

probably try to find the right words for it.

Oh, yes. Made a sale.

Oh, yeah.

Good job.

Sure is.

Yeah.

Woo.

Come on now, guys. Keep up.

Ah, yeah.

Maybe not.

You heard that, Nicky?

Oh, yeah.

Come on, man. I'm high. Come on. Hey, same team, Nick.

All right, all right.

Jellyfish.

Jellyfish. Thank you. Jellyfish. Congrats.

Otherwise.

It's okay, man.

What is that? Oh,

gross. No, thank you.

You know, maybe you should stick to a protein breakfast. Maybe you'll see

that way.

Thanks for the tip.

No problem.

What's up, Penelope?

You know, I've been really working on this pitch, right?

And it wouldn't hurt having one of the office's brightest minds tell me what

they think.

Okay, I can do that. Sure.

I'll be right back and then we can finish our conversation.

I promise. I'll be right back.

Alright.

Mondays, huh?

Hey,

so, did you ask her out yet?

I mean, I was going to, but Peter kind of got in the middle of it, so.

Are you guys going to that party later?

Oh, Willow's party?

Yeah. I mean, I might pop by, but I'm not sure if I'll go.

Yo, Nicky, back to Earth.

Well, I don't know. I'm just thinking, she's so... I don't know. Maybe

Peter did me a favor.

He's kind of selective, and I'm not really exactly that. Hey!

Hey! What's that for?

Come on, now. Whoa.

Do I have to have that work environment yet?

No, no, no, no. He's just been really upset lately, and I'm just trying to

him up. Oh, really?

No big thing.

Nothing. Oh, Nikki, why don't you come to my office?

Maybe this is a job for HR to handle.

Come on.

Hey, Charlie. You wanted to see me? Hey.

Mix it down.

Okay.

So, yeah, I wanted to talk to you about your performance.

Yeah, it's been a little spotty lately.

I mean, usually you're super consistent and you're one of my top players.

But can you tell me what's been going on?

It's been rough.

Yeah. I don't know. I've been a little distracted, I guess.

It seems like it.

Usually, you're one of my star players.

And it seems so weird.

I know.

That you're not just out there in front of everyone.

You know, playing in the field.

Isn't that Penelope, girl, you've been talking about?

I see.

I see. Yeah.

Have you even talked to her? I mean... Yeah.

Well, you know, you could always do something to catch her attention, you

You could always, you know, pay a compliment, you know?

Tell her she has pretty eyes. I don't know.

Yeah,

of course it would totally work.

I know.

I mean, it's something we can always discuss. I'm so glad you came right

Hey, Charlie.

Oh, hey, Nikki.

Hey.

Got those papers that you asked me for? Oh, thank you so much. Of course.

Yeah, we can hop over and look at those later today. I mean, I can

take this one to the couch and I can see you later tonight. And we'll go over

these, okay? That sounds perfect.

Thanks so much, Alex.

Of course, just let me know. We'll see.

Get comfy.

You really should clear your mind.

Yeah, I know.

I'm so distracted lately.

I'm glad those reports came in at least.

I've been waiting on those.

I promise I won't fall behind.

Yeah, I know.

Maybe I just need to go for it.

Ask Penelope out.

Yeah. It would be such a good idea.

Have you thought about where?

Honestly, I haven't really put that much thought into it.

All you gotta do is ask her.

What's that?

I said all you gotta do is ask her. I know. Take a shot.

I really should.

Maybe if I take a shot, you know, I won't be as distracted.

I mean, either she says yes or she says no. Either way, you know, I'll have my

answer, right?

I mean, how long have you guys known each other?

Well, only about a year now. You know, when she first started here.

And I know that's not long, but I don't know.

We get along really well. We seem to connect on a lot of levels.

I don't know.

I mean, you guys... I don't know.

You guys seem like you would be... I hate to say it, but...

You guys would be a really cute couple. You really think so? Yeah.

I mean, you guys would look the same height. Oh, God, your eyes with hers

be so good.

You would just love at first sight, huh?

I guess you could say that.

Yeah.

Just go for it, right?

Come on.

I mean...

Eyes on the prize.

Believe me, she'll come to you.

Yeah? Just show her how great you are. You're such a great guy.

Okay.

I'll show her how great I am. Yeah.

How do I do that exactly?

I mean, I don't know why you just don't tell her one of your funny jokes. You're

so funny.

I am?

Yes, you make me laugh all the time.

I'm not really trying to.

Well, I think you're hilarious.

I bet you can make her laugh.

Yeah? Yeah, you can make her do lots of things.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I guess I am kind of funny sometimes.

You have great jokes.

You make Leanna laugh.

You're so helpful.

She's such a good wee heart, too.

Yeah.

Yeah. Well, don't let Peter get in your way, though. I see him. I see him around

the office.

I know.

He's a troublemaker, and all the girls seem to like him. But let me tell you,

Nicky, you have something that these other boys don't, okay? What?

You have tenacity.

You keep going for what you want, and you're going to get it, okay? Just don't

give up, okay? Okay, I won't give up. You have to show her what you really

you know? You can't just lay around and take it. You really have to get in

there.

And doing what you need to do.

Just got to put myself out there. You do.

Okay. Get yourself in there. Get in the game.

You know, sometimes you really just got to get your head in there.

You know?

Yeah. Once I get my head in there, I'll have my head back on straight. Very

true.

Then I'm sure I'll be able to focus better on work. Of course.

I mean, once you get that straight, everything will come easy.

for you.

You know, you can't be afraid to go for what you want, you know? I know.

You know, sometimes you just have to take initiative.

I guess, though.

Initiative is important.

You've got to be assertive.

I mean... Every woman loves an assertive man who knows what he wants and just

does it.

Yeah, and I mean...

How is she supposed to know if I don't at least tell her? Exactly.

You have to make your intent known.

You know, or else how is she supposed to know?

Right. Women love communication.

Don't forget that.

If you tell us what you like, we can do it for you.

I mean, it's all about

getting what you want, isn't it?

And she's what you want, right?

She's all I want. Oh, that's right.

So, let's be honest, Nicky.

If you want her, you should go get her before someone else does.

Okay. Go for it, Nicky. I mean, no one deserves it more than you, right?

You deserve it.

I do? You deserve that.

I deserve it. You totally deserve that.

I deserve it.

Say it back to me. I deserve this. I deserve this. I deserve this. Oh, yes,

do. Of course you do. Of course I do.

Yes, you deserve it. I absolutely deserve it. Oh, you deserve everything.

I do. I deserve everything.

Yeah, you're going to get it, aren't you? I'm going to get it. You're going

get it? I'm going to get it. Oh, yeah, get it. Yeah. You're going to get it.

definitely going to get it. Yes, you're going to get it. Is she going to say

yes? Yes, she is. And we're going to be happy. Oh, you're going to be telling

her. And we're going to have a dog.

You're going to get it, aren't you?

Yes, go get it. I'm going to get it. Yeah, reach out there and fucking grab

I'm going to fucking grab it. Oh, yeah. Get it. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Perfect. I can't wait.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You're going to give it to me?

I'll give it to her.

Yeah, I'll give it to her. And I'm going to get it. Oh, yes. You're going to get

it. And her and I are both going to have it.

Everyone's going to get it. We're all going to get it.

Everyone's getting raises. We're going to have it.

We're going to have all of it.

Oh, yes, everybody.

You're getting ready, buddy. Maybe. I don't know.

We'll have to see.

That'd be great.

I'm going to get it. You are going to get it. Yeah, I'm going to get it. Oh,

yeah, get it. I'm going to get there. Get it.

Yeah. All right. Now, before you go, let me give you these forms. Right.

Okay?

Official HR.

Of course you can. Give it to her.

You got this. Okay? I got this.

Now get out there. I'm going to get it. All right? All right. I'm going to get

it. I'm going to get it.

You're going to get it. I'm going to get it.

Atta boy.

I deserve this.

I deserve this.

That's great.

Yeah, we'll have all that. Chinese food and all that.

Okay. Cool.

Sounds good. You want my place?

Mm -hmm.

I'll be there.

All right.

Hey, working hard or hardy working, Nicky? Oh, you know, just having a

smaller... I don't care.

Listen, I just got a hot date with the office mamacita, Penelope.

Oh, yeah.

You know her?

Uh, a little bit.

Oh,

actually, you know what?

He's a little reserved.

Might not be your kind. Well, I'm giving her a VIP tour of the pad, if you know

what I mean.

That's great. Maybe it'll go well?

Probably won't. I don't know why I ask you. You're such a dork.

Anyways, peace, man.

I deserve this.

Oh, hey Penelope. Hey.

How's it going?

It's going.

How about you?

It is what it is.

Yeah, terrible day too?

Don't even get me started.

Well, what about you?

I just feel kind of lost.

Every time I, you know, have an idea, it always gets turned down.

You just gotta keep trying, you know?

What about that really good idea, that Japanese merger?

I don't want to even propose that.

It's just going to shut down, like, everything.

Oh, come on.

It's a solid idea.

You just got to keep at it. You got to, you know, as you always tell me, shoot

your shot.

Yeah. I'll do that when you write your book.

That should fail.

So, are you not going to write your book anymore?

Honestly,

I have better things to do with my time, and nobody wants to read my shit.

Nikki, you need to take your own advice and shoot your shot. Like, what the

hell?

It's just not worth it.

What do you mean it's not worth it?

Who cares about me and my books?

I care.

You have great ideas.

You care isn't paying the bill.

I mean, I can't believe you're not going to do this anymore.

You've worked so hard at it.

And you need to take your own advice and shoot your own shot.

I mean, I can't really argue with that logic.

I mean, you've worked so hard. You can't just give up.

I mean, I'm shooting my shot tonight.

Oh yeah, the date you had with Peter, right? We're just friends.

And it's my way of getting him to talk to me about my idea.

I don't think that's what he thinks.

But, I mean, you're going on a date with, like, the biggest tool in the

universe. Like, Penelope.

He's not just a tool. He's the whole goddamn tool shed.

That's what I can do to try to, you know, get my, you know, get this going.

You're right. You're right. I mean, my advice, right?

Shoot your shot. Like, pitch it.

See what happens, right?

Yeah. I do give a pretty good advice.

I mean, good luck with that. Let me know how it goes.

Um, do you mind actually looking over it for me?

Yeah, of course. I don't mind at all.

Perfect. Thank you so much. I'll look over it and, uh,

jot down some notes, whatever I can do to help. Thank you.

So, you're going to that party later, right?

Yeah, well, it was pretty much forcing me to go, so I guess I'll go.

I mean, I heard there's going to be a lot of cute girls there, so...

I don't really care about that.

But, hey, maybe if it doesn't go so well, I'll, uh... Do you have to party?

Yeah, I'll see you there.

Cool. Okay, bye.

I'll see you tomorrow.

All right, bye.

I did.

You look so cute.

Thank you.

Let me take a look at you.

Hey,

I'm sorry, but this is a party. You're going to have to get up and dance.

I don't know how to dance.

Are you serious?

None of us do. We just get up and do it.

Yeah.

You're so comfortable.

I prepared a little something for us.

It looks delicious. Thank you.

Of course. Gotta keep the ladies happy, you know?

Yeah.

Ah, it's like that song I love so much.

Thought of the bottom, now I'm here. Huh?

You know, my dad owns a company. He built it from the ground up.

And a damn good job he did.

But, uh, I have to make myself, you know? I'm my own man.

And I got ideas, too.

It's like that thing.

My dad got the engine going, and I'm going to keep it running.

And honestly, what I'm looking for is a good passenger.

I mean, I have some ideas, too.

Oh. Yeah.

I'd love to hear some, but let's take a selfie first.

Okay.

Awesome. Let me send it to my buddy. Hope you don't mind.

Okay.

Hold on. That's him right there.

Hold on.

What's up, pussy?

You saw the photo?

She's hot, huh?

Yeah. Kind of on a date.

Come on, Bobby. You know how this game works.

Exactly. Don't be a pussy like your dad, all right?

Hey, look.

We'll talk about it later, all right?

Kind of on a date.

Right?

All right, brother.

If your booty cheeks were an audience, I'd make them clap all day.

If your booty cheeks were an audience,

I'd make them clap all day.

Hey, if

your booty cheeks were an audience, I'd clap the audience up.

Oh, man, I totally butchered that.

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

Oh, I was going to talk to you about my business ideas.

Please. I found a way we could get into the Japanese market and, you know,

expand internationally.

I'm sorry. I'm trying to put myself out there, you know, pick up lines and

stuff.

Just, you girls look really great, and I just wanted to see if maybe you wanted

to dance or something.

With our company?

Um.

Uh -huh. Yep.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, you're not even paying attention to me.

Sure am.

Nikki, what are you doing here?

Why wouldn't I be here? I'm here to cheer you on.

Well, thank you. I just don't feel like he's listening to me at all.

Keep pitching your idea. It's solid.

You got this.

Thank you. I just wish he was more like you.

Well, probably no effect, right?

But, you know, you have a good idea, and you just got to keep it going. You got

to wear down his defenses, and he's going to listen.

I believe in you.

Thank you, Nikki.

Nikki, we're your co -workers.

You don't need to be an opera around us.

Yeah, we'll dance with you. Just don't say another pickup line.

I could work with that.

Especially that one.

What the f**k is that?

So, you know, I thought that would be great for us financially as well as

opening up international relationships.

So what do you think?

I think it's cute.

Cute?

Yeah, I think it's cute you pitching it.

I'm trying to be serious about this.

Like, this is something I want to do.

All right, look, if we're talking seriously, we got enough guys that

ideas, you know, up in their office.

Maybe we should let them worry about all the ideas, right? Don't worry about

that stuff.

You know, Nicky, I brought this up to him and he thought this was a great

Nicky?

Nicky.

Listen, if he liked it, then it's surely a shitty idea.

I mean, let's be honest. The guy looks like he gets sympathy pussy.

He's the biggest loser.

He's my friend.

Nicky's a loser, okay?

If this is gonna happen...

My girl can be caught chitting with that loser, okay?

Now, how about I go on to my tank, put on my

smash suit, and what do you say we have some dessert, huh?

Be right back.

Oh my gosh.

Here.

This will be good for you.

I'll help you get over here.

Penelope. Are you happy with this?

Kind of.

But what about us?

What about us? You have a date with the biggest tool in the office.

I just want you to be happy.

So if this makes you happy.

Kind of.

Okay.

Iggy, hello?

Yeah, uh, yeah.

Are we gonna go do this?

Have some fun, huh?

You ready?

No, I think I'm gonna leave.

Where are you going? I just got my smash suit on. I can't take it off now

unless, you know.

I mean, I pitched you my idea and you made fun of my friend and said it was...

Cute. I heard what you said. Alright, the whole Japanese food thing. I heard

you. I wasn't even talking about Japanese food.

At all.

You know.

I'm gonna go.

Please don't leave.

Aww, is it your first time being rejected?

You're so cute.

You're serious?

Don't go.

Goodbye. No one rejects me.

I'll hear your idea.

Come on!

Okay.

He takes it, doesn't he?

There you go.

Penelope who?

Penelope. Yeah, who is she?

Yes.

Yeah.

You got her so fucking wet.

from that cookie he actually deserves.

Yeah, look at that fat ass cookie.

Look at that shit.

Thumb of the way.

Yeah, keep your eyes on that.

There you fucking go.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Now that they can't do this.

Now that they have a butt like this.

Well.

Exactly.

He's getting the hang of it.

Holy shit.

I'm so glad Nikki can have it so he can get over that fucking girl.

Exactly.

Yummy. Hell yeah.

Did we make your night a little better?

I guess you could say that.

Who's Penelope?

Yeah. Who's that?

See?

That's what best friends are for, right?

Right.

Hi.

Hi. Hey there. How are you? I didn't think you were coming.

Hey, what up? Hi.

Hello. Yeah, he's in the room like right around the corner. Perfect.

Thank you so much. Yeah.

I didn't know you were going to come to the party.

I'm actually just about...

I left my number in the panties, so call me.

Definitely.

Well,

you've been busy.

I'll make sure that's all of them. Yeah.

How was your date, though?

Peter,

how'd it go?

It went great. You know, he has a cool apartment, and then he cooked the best

food ever. It was amazing.

Oh, that's good.

I'm glad you had a great time, I guess.

Well, do you want a dance, a drink? My Uber's here. I'm just going to leave.

Okay.

I'll walk you to it. Oh, it's all right. You probably have some cleaning up to

do.

So I'll see you at the office?

Yeah, absolutely.

All right.

Yeah.

That would be just the person I wanted to see.

Hi. I'm just taking my break.

Can I join you?

I mean, I would prefer if you didn't. Thanks.

So, when will you be by four o 'clock?

I guess.

Hey, so, about last night.

Let's take a selfie.

Okay. Send to my buddy. Hope you don't mind. What up, pussy?

Can you get a head or not?

Good.

Hey, Luke.

We'll talk about it later, all right?

I'm kind of on a date.

You ready to have some fun, huh?

You ready?

I think I'm going to go.

I just got my smash suit on. I can't take it off. Don't go.

What about last night?

I mean, I got my smash suit on for you.

You need closure?

Nothing happened.

Damn.

Well, then I'm going to need an apology.

An apology for what?

For wasting my time.

Your time was wasted? My time was wasted. Half of the time you're on your

with your friend.

Hey, what's up, pussy?

What do you expect me to fuck you afterwards?

Penelope.

Penelope.

Okay.

Fine. Be that way.

I'll make sure Idea never gets told to the boss.

I'll have these three by four.

Oh, good. I got you both together.

Oh, hey, Nikki.

Hey. What's up?

Well, here's my letter of resignation.

Are you... Resignation?

What are you... Are you serious?

James, you think this is okay, right? I mean... Nikki, you can't leave.

We need our ideas, guys.

Yeah, well... I do have an idea I can pass by, y 'all. Oh, yeah?

And I think it'd really help.

Check it out.

Nikki, you wrote this?

I didn't write it.

Penelope did.

Penny? Yes, Penny. Penelope? That one?

Mm -hmm. Oh.

Well, she handed it over to me to review and had some notes, and it's a solid

idea, and I think you'll find great expansion opportunities if you follow

through with it.

Well, we hate to see you go. I mean, it's been a pleasure.

You're so valuable, of course. I got a book to write.

Oh.

Love you.

Good luck.

Thank you.

Good working with you. Likewise.

Let me see that.

Hey, Penelope.

Hey.

Why do you have all of your stuff?

I'm leaving.

You're leaving? I had it in my letter of resignation just a moment ago.

I can't believe you're leaving.

I mean, it's all good. You know, I'm off to a bigger and better thing.

I wanted to say bye before I left.

Here.

Don't worry, we'll still be in touch.

I'll email you and stuff.

Okay.

Oh, um, another thing.

Thanks. Never mind. It's nothing.

I'll see you around.

Say, I was Tony Boone, motherfucker, mixing myself.

I have some news for you all.

We made it happen. The merger with the Japanese and the brains behind the

operation, Ms. Penelope Kay.

Thank you all so much. I

hope you are as excited as I am about this presentation.

I've been working on it for the past two and a half months.

You go, girl. Thank you. This is selling our light bulbs to the Japanese market.

Next slide, please.

All right.

Well, I am just a girl. I did all of my research on this project.

I did theories and everything.

Marketing research.

Everything.

Including marketing.

Word of mouth is, we need to solve this problem. Yes, it makes sense to solve

it. We could then create an alternative.

More international.

Our field trip is, we go over there and create a movement that takes the company

internationally going further than just Japan.

We're going to, A, bring our clients to Japan, and then take them all over the

world. Heck yeah. That's amazing.

Right? Finally. Oh, now people's brand exposure is that people really like Desi

Lips. Right? Who fucking doesn't?

Yeah, they do. Yes.

Yes, yes, we do. Next slide, please.

So our diverse mind campaign, that means I do the research to find out.

Wow.

I had no idea that these stats were so big. I didn't either. Holy fuck, we're

learning so much. She's doing great.

Right? Go from L to D.

Our company is growing so much. She could really expand her. Yeah, I'm

proud of them.

I'm really sad.

I love this company so much.

This is a really good presentation.

I still can't believe Penelope did it.

That's a lot of gold.

My God.

time and effort into this, how sure are you that other countries are going to

want to hop on this deal?

I mean, if all my stuff is correct and I've made phone calls to up to 50

different people and sent so many emails, this, you know, should be

guaranteed 90 % sure.

That's true. I mean, you're so great.

I'm comfortable with her taking the lead on this.

Yes, she is.

Is there any other questions?

No, you did good. Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm so glad you're taking the lead on that.

Me too. Thank you so much, James, for trusting me with this. Oh, thank you.

You're welcome.

That was a great presentation.

Thank you.

All right. I got to go.

I do, too. It's getting late.

Oh, thanks.

Nikki, what are you doing here?

Well, you sure took your sweet time getting up here.

So what are you doing here, though?

Um, so I wanted to deliver this to you in person.

I took your advice.

Shoot your shot.

Turn it around.

For the girl across the office who never stopped shooting her shot, this one's

for you. Love, Nikki.

You know, I feel like it's time I shoot my shot with you.

Next time, don't take so long.

Wait, we can't do this here.

I know a place.

I love you.

It's a fucking dream come true.

It really is.

You know, I always

thought about doing this with you.

My favorite color.

In the morning, somebody will be able to answer the phone.

Yeah.

Penelope could kick your ass, sir.

We're making movies here,

people. Movies.

Scene 1 .1, take 1.

The name of the film is Shoot Your Shot. A romance in a free -use office.

And there's a whole lot of office drag.

I got done to fuck.

Not Peter Green. That's pretty hot.

I mean...

That's kind of my opinion.

When I got the script, I was like, yo, this is really, like, in -depth.

Going from, like, straight gonzo scenes to something a little more passionate.

Who's not in the best mood on a porn set?

You know, you show up, makeup artists are doing their thing.

It's honestly so funny. We all crack jokes when we're not rolling. It's

I'm showering.

It's getting cool.

And a lot of the directors for Team Speed also offer

a wiggle room for creativity and collaboration.

Everybody just kind of seems to want the best out of, you know, the whole scene

and create the best scene possible.

And photographer number two.

A professional player.

We had this parrot to make me, you know, easy access.

I don't expect, like, the world from me. I expect, you know, to get my name out

there because I still am very new. But for the people that are, like, the stars

of this show, I really hope for them to get, like, nominees and that this movie

goes really good for them.

That'll be $10.

This is my yoke. Ready?

Okay then, that looks right.

Imagine a scene like a... Shoot your shot.

And then he shot his shot in.

I'm good looking and I'm employee of the month.

What is that?

What is that?

What? What the hell is this?

Is that cum?

That's definitely cum.

Who did that?

Naked!