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Who's there?

Get out of my home!

I am calling the police right now.

And that's what she said, so I am still on the waiting list

for Mucha's must-have Exclusack the very bag

Mandy brought school yesterday.

Ouch!

I know.

It's just not fair.

What's wrong, Alex?

Are you in pain?

Yeah I have this raging toothache.

Luckily it only hurts when I eat, talk, or breathe.

Excuse me, can we get back to the real crisis here?

I mean, Mandy only got the bag because she

bribed the sales clerk.

Personally I would never stoop so low.

Speaking of stooping, why is Mandy taking the bus?

For you information, I'm doing research for a term

paper on public transportation.

So far I give it an F.

The bus or your paper?

Still jealous, huh?

Guess some of us are ExcluSack people and some of us aren't.

Am I hallucinating or is that Mandy eating

a Bologna sandwich?

What are you looking at?

It just so happens that I can't stand cafeteria food.

gives new meaning to the word grody.

Uh, the cafeteria food is grody?

She's the one who brought a Bologna sandwich.

Ow!

At least she can eat.

Alex, your tooth is probably infected.

you need to see a dentist.

Please, are you kidding?

Last time Alex went to the dentist

she made a major impression on the dentist's hand.

What do you expect?

He was the one who stuck his hand in my mouth.

Hello, kind of the point of going to the dentist.

OK, this is getting weird.

You see Mandy's sweater?

It's exactly like the one I just donated to the designer clothes

for the needy charity drive.

You don't think--

Think instead of shopping on Rodeo Drive, Mandy's

shopping on charity drive?

There's only one way to be sure.

My sweater has my initials on it.

You still put your initials on your clothes?

What are we in kindergarten?

I'll have you know monogramming is all the rage.

Yep, that is definitely my old sweater.

First the bus, then the Bologna sandwich, now this?

Could Mandy be totally broke?

This isn't helping my toothache!

Since when did WOOHP get taken over by martial arts robots?

Is that the best you've got?

You hit like girls.

Good afternoon, ladies.

What is with the robot with a chip on his shoulder, Jer?

You girls really must brush up on your martial arts skills.

WOOHP's new training robot beat you in less than 10 seconds.

Sorry we've been too busy actually saving the world

to practice saving it.

Ow!

You really should see a dentist about that tooth, Alex.

It's pointless trying to talk to her, Jer.

We've been telling her that all day.

Several notable people have gone

missing in the past two days.

The CEO of a multinational bank, Mia Hanson,

the actress, and Myra Sokoloff.

Famous ice skater?

The very one.

They disappeared without a trace, but what's most puzzling

is there doesn't seem to be any connection between them.

I'm just cross-referencing them now.

Huh, that's weird.

What's weird?

Jerry's almost right.

There's no connection between them, except one.

They all go to the same dentist, a Dr. Logan Jay.

See?

Going to the dentist was their first mistake.

Today you'll get the wind tunnel 9000 laser tornado blast

hair dyer, the hologram projecting mood ring,

and the laser nail file.

Good luck on your mission, ladies.

Forget it, Jer, we're not falling for that again.

Don't even think about it or I'll sell you for parts,

you giant bucket of circuits.

Who exactly did we change into disguises for?

The rats?

Let's split up, see what we can find.

Yuck!

Please tell me these were the befores not the afters.

Wow, Dr. Jay sure had some famous clients.

Is it my imagination, or does that rat

sound like it's laughing?

I don't know, but we better send

the gas to Jerry for analysis.

Something tells me you failed this part of nursing school.

Great, more toys.

Sam?

Hey, where'd she go?

This is exactly why I don't go to the dentist!

Even the nurses are crazy.

That's no nurse, that's Myra Sokoloff.

After three years of trying to master the luxe,

I'd recognize calf muscles like that anywhere.

No way out.

Sam's trapped.

Luckily I have the hologram projecting mood ring.

Hang on, Sam!

Now try to figure out which Sam is the real one.

Great thinking, Alex.

OK, didn't see that one coming.

I just hope Sam's OK.

Just watching Myra chomp through those walls

made my teeth hurt.

Everything makes your tooth hurt.

Hello, ladies.

The lab is working on the gas analysis as we speak.

Any updates?

Myra Sokoloff kidnapped Sam.

She must be working for Dr. Jay.

Oh, dear.

Well, let me see what else I can dig up on him

while you try to find Sam.

We can't track because she dropped

her x powder in the fight.

I may be able to help there.

$12 is my final offer.

Take it or leave it.

Is Mandy having a yard sale?

Not just any yard sale, a Beverly Hills yard sale.

If that's not a sign Mandy's in financial trouble then

I don't know what is.

Mandy's selling her ExcluSack for $20.

Let's see how low Miss Desperado will go.

Hey Mandy, I'll give you $0.50 for the bag.

Please, you know the ExcluSack is worth a thousand times that!

Are you having some kind of financial trouble?

Don't be ridiculous.

I'm just getting rid of a few things

to make room for all the new fall stuff I've ordered.

Do you want the bag or not?

Mandy!

You're not allowed to talk to your friends.

That is what being grounded means.

Grounded?

Please, these are so not my friends.

No buts, young lady.

You will get your master platinum back

and your freedom when those grades improve.

Now, up to your room!

So that explains it.

Mandy's not broke, her credit's been cut off.

I can't believe I'm going to say this but, poor Mandy.

That's like majorly severe punishment.

Thanks for nothing, Jer, I had my eye

on a rad faux feather boa.

I could have got it for a quarter

and a pocketful of lint.

Don't ask.

Any news on Sam?

Just what I was trying to tell you before.

I just launched my new biorhythm satellite.

I can track Sam's unique physical signature

anywhere in the world.

It's fully compatible with your x powders.

Check it out!

Sam's in Paris!

This mission just got a whole lot cooler.

Oh, except for the part where our best

friend's been abducted.

Hey!

Where'd Alex go?

Just give me one second to kick this hunk of metal's butt.

Back to the scrap heap!

Don't feel bad, Alex.

WOOHP made sure our training robot

was virtually undefeatable.

Every time I'm kidnapped the bad guy

takes me to some dank hole in the middle of nowhere.

How come I never get Paris?

Sam is directly below us in the penthouse suite.

We're gonna have to bungee in.

Ow! - You know what?

If you don't go to the dentist soon,

I'm going to bungee that tooth right out of your mouth.

All right, all right, I'll go.

Hang in there, Clover!

Take Thanks.

Next time, let's just take the stairs.

Stand back, we're going in.

What are we doing in the apartment of world-renowned

model Dunston Cruise?

OK, spill.

How do you know that?

Well, there's this completely illegal but completely gnarly

gossip zine that puts out a celebrity apartments

of the world issue every year.

You should really check it out.

I take it back, you can bungee my tooth out any time.

I'm never going to the dentist again!

Don't worry, beautiful Dunston, we'll rescue you.

I wouldn't be so sure.

Clover!

Quick, un-stick me before we become hors d'oeuvres!

Hey, aren't you Mia Hanson from that terrible romantic

comedy, Dude, Where's My Date?

They can't all be box office smashes.

Way to make the crazy lady with dentures angry, Clover!

Clover, watch out!

Sam?

We're so glad you're OK.

Better than OK.

I'm great.

I can't see.

I can't see!

I think left the bleach on a little too long.

Since when does Sam work for the bad guy?

That's it!

The gas must be controlling their minds, turning them

into crazed dental assistants.

And the chair must be changing them physically, giving

them strange oral powers.

There's only one thing worse than dentists-- orthodontists!

Guess Dunston can say sayonara to his modeling career.

And we can say sayonara to our spy careers!

Welcome to my lair.

Your lair?

Is in your old office?

How lame.

Looks like someone has a cavity.

It really must go, but it will have to wait.

I have more important things to do right now.

In my old practice, cosmetic dentist to the stars,

I could make anyone's smile picture perfect.

That's all I ever wanted to do until--

What?

Until what?

It wasn't my fault. The president

didn't follow my instructions.

He left my patented whitening solution on too long

and it ate through his teeth.

He had my license revoked.

But now I'm back for revenge.

Always with the revenge.

Soon everyone in the entire world

will be dental freaks under my control.

To the chopper!

Luckily I'm here to finish what Dr. Jay started.

This should make you nice and sleepy.

I feel woozy.

If only I had the laser nail file.

I don't know what she put up my nose,

but my tooth feels way better.

Hello, a little help here?

I'm beginning to hate dentists as much as you.

What do we do about Sam?

That should hold her while we call Jerry.

Girls, the gas analysis is complete.

It's a modified laughing gas capable of controlling minds.

OK, as far as updates go, that one's about a week or two late,

Jer.

Is there an antidote?

I'll send it through right away.

Where am I?

What's going on?

And more importantly, why am I hogtied

on this nasty, dirty floor?

We'll explain later.

Right now we have to stop Dr. Jay.

He already has a 20 minute head start.

- Then use this! - Cool.

Thanks, Jer.

Any sign of Dr. Jay yet?

Not yet, but I'm betting he doesn't

exactly want to be found.

There he is!

He's a thousand feet down, almost directly below us.

That's some fancy flying, Sam!

Get them!

Looks like we got company.

Hang on, girls.

I'm taking these dental freaks for a ride.

Forget them, Sam, we have to bail out now!

Just tell me when do I get to rescue people

from a nice day at the spa!

Happy landings!

It's OK, girls, this one's mine.

No more machines are gonna get the better of Alex today.

Way to show the chair who's boss, Alex.

Alex.

What is she doing?

That's the thing about technology -- it always

comes with an off switch.

Wait, if he's in here, then who's flying the chopper?

I'm gonna have to say no one!

Clover, you man the controls, Alex and I

will take care of Dr. Jay.

I'm on it!

Not so fast, Dr. Jay.

Impressive Impressive moves, ladies.

Looks like our new training robot paid off after all.

And thanks for curing my toothache, Dr. Jay.

Whatever was in that anaesthesia really worked!

I'm really glad I'm no longer blinding people with my smile,

but I wish they'd shrink back to normal size a little quicker.

This bag once again restores my status

as the undisputed fashionista of Beverly Hills.

Though I do feel kind of bad that it only cost me $0.50.

You could always pay Mandy what it worth?

Hello, who said anything about feeling that bad?

I passed my chemistry midterm!

Welcome back, master platinum!

Oh, and thanks for taking that tacky thing off my hands.

I just ordered Mucha's new AristoSack.

It should be here any minute via mega hyper express mail.

Oh, here it is now!

But the AristoSack isn't even supposed

to be out until next season!

It's just not fair.

Look at the bright side, you have one thing Mandy will never

be able to buy: real friends.

You're right.

You guys are the best.

As a rule, teenage girls are most perplexing,

but I truly don't understand Alex at all.

I've seen her face evil head on, leap from supersonic jets,

and even step between Clover and Mandy

when things get out of control, but the first mention

of a dentist and she flees.

I reckon she's being completely irrational.

Speaking of which, Jerry, isn't it time for your check

up?