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[music playing]

Hmm.

[music playing]

Hmm?

[gasp] [scream]

[music playing]

Alex, could you go dribble somewhere else?

I'm so sick of anything related to soccer.

You know, soccer tryouts are coming up.

And this year, the team is coed.

Coed soccer?

Count me in.

[glass breaking]

No soccer inside!

House rules, girls.

Sorry, Mom.

Oh, I mean Sam.

And I thought living without parents was going to be fun.

Here's the thing--

even though we live on our own, we need rules.

Because without rules, there's chaos.

Hello?

Look around this place.

It's a total dump.

[music playing]

If we follow this chart, the house will be clean in no time.

Clover, you're on bathroom duty. - Ew!

It smells in there.

Alex, since today is the second odd Wednesday

of the month, you get to clean the gutters.

OK.

What's a gutter?

Time to find out.

OK, how come you're not on the chart?

Ugh.

That is the kind of attitude that got this house

messy in the first place.

Now, let's get cleaning.

[music playing]

Ew.

Uh, ew.

Ew.

Oh!

[grunting]

[music playing]

[doorbell ringing]

I'll get it!

It's probably the cleaning supplies I ordered

from I-got-messy-roommates.com.

Um, hello?

Mr. Mail Boy, this is the address

to the house across the street.

Looks like somebody He can't take a little criticism.

Talk about disgruntled postal employees.

[music playing]

Uh, ew.

[music playing]

This isn't gonna hold him!

I'm tired of playing defense!

[music playing]

Uh, guys?

He's gone.

Hmm, you call this clean?

No, I call it gunk.

Girls, what an unexpected pleasure.

Except for the fact that we're all in your bathroom.

Jerry, we need to talk.

[screaming]

So nice to see you girls.

Cool tank.

JERRY: It's filled with specimens

from the Indian Ocean.

And nasty fish gunk.

Not for long.

Oh, GLADIS.

Hey, Jer, does she clean bathrooms?

And gutters?

I don't do gutters.

Neither does Alex.

I see that living together has done

wonders for your friendship.

Huh?

OK, get this.

We were cleaning the house because Miss Slave Driver here

is totally against fun.

And then?

And then this crazed mailman smashed

a whole through our wall.

And then he threw a fridge at us!

But the weirdest thing is he just

disappeared without a trace.

Oh, hey!

Maybe he did leave a trace.

[music playing]

You sure that's not mildew?

Quite sure.

It's an unknown metal-based substance that has

been traced to three locations.

You girls will look for clues at its source.

Please be somewhere fabulous.

The first is a sulfur mine in northern Uzbekistan.

Pugh!

The second is a sewage treatment

facility in New Brunswick.

[gasps]

We'll take number three.

A wise choice.

You girls are off to an abandoned wig factory.

ALEX: Phew!

On

On this mission, you will have the following gadgets--

the wind tunnel 9000 hair dryer, the bio lab watch,

and our newest device, the quick slick.

GLADIS, if you would.

I apologize in advance.

Why did she apologize?

Because the quick slick is equipped with a supply

of extra slippery crude oil.

Press here.

[screaming]

Hmm.

[music playing]

This place is creepier than a sci-fi convention.

We've got company.

We're not going to get any information out of this one.

[music playing]

The floor sounds different here.

Really?

Let me try.

Maybe it's a secret door.

But how do we open it?

[screaming]

The air contains traces of the metal we found in our bathroom.

Great!

Now we don't have to go the sulfur mine.

[crashing]

Incoming!

[music playing]

Let's go!

There's nothing worse than frizzy hair!

Target sighted!

Where do you think you're going?

This was way too easy.

We didn't even break a sweat.

I bet it's a trap.

We step forward, unmask the villain, and blammo,

something explodes.

Let's see what's under that heinous wig.

No way!

It's Tim Scam!

You're supposed to be in jail!

And you're supposed to be at home.

It is, after all, a school night.

[mumbling]

I'll check it out.

Now all my plans are ruined.

For a lousy criminal, you're, like, really lousy.

And what's with the wig?

A little style never hurt.

That's something you girls will never understand.

[cackling]

Look who I found--

our real mailman.

So you were behind the attack at our house?

You are good.

Save your breath.

I'm not going to explain it.

Let's call Jerry to send someone to pick up Scam.

Then we have got to get home to separate our recyclables.

Oh.

[music playing]

[bell ringing]

[music playing]

I'm glad we got rid of Tim Scam.

That guys' like a nasty cold sore

that never seems to go away.

Ew!

Saltwater taffy.

It's full of energy for soccer practice.

Want one?

I say no thanks.

And my dentist says no thanks.

Come on, already!

We need to practice.

Remember, coed!

Just try and stop me.

[music playing]

CLOVER: Goal!

[cackling]

Ugh, I hope she doesn't come over.

Way to jinx it.

You lizards might as well quit.

There is no position called fashion victim in soccer.

Gross!

Silver clashes with my gold accessories!

[music playing]

Ew, sweat!

And it's mine.

This practice is over.

Hey, why don't you make yourself useful

and kick the ball over here?

[music playing]

Mandy, didn't you have your braces off in grade seven?

CLOVER: [gasp] Uh, just a hunch, but I think Mandy's going

to make the team this year.

What is with the morphing Mandy machine?

I thought we solved this case when we captured Scam.

Uh.

Uh.

[music playing]

[gasp] Mandy!

[music playing]

Hard to believe, but she's even

nastier than the real Mandy.

[screaming]

[music playing]

Better watch your step.

[music playing]

This looks familiar.

Let's check it out in the lab.

[music playing]

Wow.

It's the same stuff that Scam was making in his lab.

It looks like it can absorb the DNA of whatever

it comes into contact with.

And we've seen it can make things into nastier

versions of themselves.

[growling]

What's that all about?

Sorry.

Running for your life sure builds up an appetite.

[squeaking]

[music playing]

Hey!

Back off!

Uh-oh.

What now?

Oh, it's only you, Arnold.

ARNOLD: Hey, girls.

Great to see you here.

Now we can all study for next week's test together.

Yeah, that's an idea, Arnold.

Why don't you run to the caf and pick us up some study muffins?

Hey, what's happening back there?

[screaming]

Arnold, get out of here!

You can study tomorrow!

Do you get the feeling that we're not very popular anymore?

[music playing]

We are totally not studying together!

[music playing]

Whoa.

Uh, some help would be nice.

CLOVER: Timber.

Sorry, Arnold.

Nothing personal.

[music playing]

[screaming]

[music playing]

Achoo!

[music playing]

Ew!

[screaming]

By the way, gesundheit.

Three times in two days?

This must be serious.

You better believe it, Jerry!

[screaming]

Uh-oh.

You can't put me in there!

It's a total pigsty!

[cackling]

Where's Sam?

She's probably cleaning up the lab.

Where's Scam?

He's safely locked up in his usual isolation cell.

Hmm?

Don't tell me he's turned invisible.

TIM SCAM: Mind if we crash your little party?

Sam!

What are you doing with that lowlife?

This isn't Sam.

This is something better, stronger, meaner.

What happened to the real Sam?

Uh, don't know, don't care.

Then why is she cleaning Jerry's office?

For, uh, reasons beyond your understanding.

And like all of my metal clones, she exists for one reason--

to destroy WOOHP.

Not so fast, agents.

[music playing]

Behold-- Scamlar.

Scamlar?

Oh, that will really catch on.

Oh, where does the time go?

They grow up so fast, don't they?

[laughing]

[music playing]

I've always wanted to do that.

[music playing]

Good heavens!

My evil twin!

Come on!

That had to hurt.

[music playing]

Shouldn't you be on my side?

I'm one of you, literally.

Ow!

What'd you do that for?

I thought you were one of them.

WOOHP agents being destroyed by themselves.

How ingenious.

OK, this situation wasn't covered in our training manual.

Remind me to add it in later, if there is a later.

At last, WOOHP is finished.

These creatures are unstoppable!

They can't be.

Every being has a weakness.

Oh, of course!

Remember what happened to Arnold?

My saltwater taffy vaporized him!

It was the salt!

This won't stop all of them.

Huh?

Sorry, Jerry.

[music playing]

GLADIS, where's the sprinkler pipe?

It's right over there.

[music playing]

Out of my way!

You are so making the soccer team, Clover.

I believe this is what you are looking for.

[music playing]

Clover, hurry up!

[music playing]

We're out of taffy!

[music playing]

Huh?

This was my favorite suit.

I need a way to turn on the sprinklers!

No problem.

[music playing]

[alarm ringing]

[music playing]

Hurry, my minions.

Finish them.

[music playing]

It's salty!

[music playing]

Good work, Clover.

But do try to save some water for the fish.

You got it, Jer.

[music playing]

Ah.

[music playing]

Unhand me, you metallic piece of trash.

Sir, must I take such an insult?

No, GLADIS.

Deal with him as you see fit.

Hey, hey!

Hey, oh!

[grunting]

[crashing]

We better get back and find out where Sam is.

Maybe you could bring her back here.

This office is a mess.

[music playing]

We still haven't cleaned up from our mailman's visit.

Yeah, OK, Sam.

Clover, you pick up the broken stuff.

Alex, do you wash the floors.

Ugh, go away, Sam.

We're exhausted!

Saving WOOHP took a lot out of us.

Well, once I cleaned up the closet in the lab,

I had nothing to do.

So I am full of energy-- cleaning energy!

Ugh, I don't want to hear any more about clean--

whoa!

This places filthy!

And the mailman never even came in here!

Honestly, I was gonna clean that up later today.

Really?

I think you'll need this.

And this.

[music playing]

Uh.

Without rules, there is chaos.

It's a proven fact.

And if I can help the girls by asking

them to do a few chores--

- Ugh! - Oh, OK.

So clover totally busted me when she saw my room was a mess.

But hello, rude much?

Like, you don't just snoop around someone's room,

even if the door's open.

That is total private territory, unless it's, well, urgent,

like you need another number two pencil

or your science experiment got loose

and took off in the house.

And-- uh-oh.

That reminds me.

I'd better return Clover's sweater before she

realizes it's missing.

What?

It was an emergency.