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Pablo, I hope your weird
brujo uncle can help us out.
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Brujo: Here's where
you find what you seek.
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What the hell
is this doing here?
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You have to Bury it deep, deep
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below the place
where your journey began.
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30 years ago, my friends and I
spent the night at a cabin.
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We found a book.
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It awoke something in the woods,
something evil.
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His real hand. Hello.
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This is coming along so nicely.
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Weed.
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Just take a hit.
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Out, demon!
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I command you!
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Pablo: I think that brujo's
trying to give me a sign
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from wherever he is.
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Where the hell is he?
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Why don't you take
a loop around?
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I'll check inside.
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Hola, Santa muerte.
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En paz descanse.
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Son of a bitch.
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I've got you now, Ashley.
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Hey, little guy.
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Have you seen
a one-handed asshole around here?
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Hola, perra.
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Ruby!
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You double-crosser!
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The others will never let you
get the book for yourself.
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And neither will I.
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Ruby!
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Shit!
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Where the fuck did it go?
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Fuck.
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I all my exes live in Texas I
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I and Texas is the place I
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j' I'd dearly love to be... I
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damn, jefe, you hungry?
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You're hurting those pancakes.
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I know what I have to do.
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Chew before you swallow.
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No, back at the brujo's,
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when I was on
my fun little trip to Woodstock,
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I saw some things
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that made my next step
very clear.
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All roads to destroying this evil
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lead right back
to where it all began...
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- The cabin.
- Oh, my god.
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Sorry.
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I guess deep down
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I always knew
it would lead to this.
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Then let's go back there
and end it all.
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You know I'm down.
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The last thing I want
every deadite to see
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- is this ugly mug.
- Yeah, I know,
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but the thing is
you can't go with me.
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- I'm sorry. What?
- No. This is the end of the road.
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I've put your lives
in too much danger already.
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And this cabin, if you go here,
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you would end up possessed,
and I would have to kill you both
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and cut your heads off,
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and that would just be bad
for everybody.
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No. I want payback.
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You don't get
to take that away from me.
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Pablo: Yeah. We knew
what we were getting into
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when we joined up with you.
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Well, no, we didn't,
not even a little bit,
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but we do now.
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And you said you wanted us
to be with you.
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Kelly: And if I die,
at least I went out swinging.
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Pablo: Ash, if I was a deadite,
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I would be honored
to have you chop my head off.
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Ah, thanks, Pablo.
I appreciate that.
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Okay. I'll think about it.
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Man: Ash?
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Lem...
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Uh, how the hell are ya?
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These your grandkids?
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Still an asshole, I see.
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- Always.
- Yeah, me, too.
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Kelly, Pablo, this is Lem.
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Good to meet you.
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Hey, uh, you got a sec?
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Sure.
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So, you still working
the value stop?
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Maybe I could use
your, uh, employee discount
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for some toilet paper and ammo?
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No, I got off
that ol' merry-go-round.
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And, Lem, I don't think
you should be waving guns around.
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Relax. I'm off the sauce.
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Clean and sober
almost nine days.
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Wow, well, uh,
one foot in front of the other.
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- Amen.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm really getting
my life together, you know?
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Even joined the militia.
Hence the ammo.
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Always be stockpiling...
That's our motto.
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That's a dumb motto.
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I joined after
they came up with it.
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- Anyway,
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you should stop by sometime.
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We got some really cool toys
you could play with.
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You know, I mightjust
take you up on that.
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- Yeah.
- Where's your camp?
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- Actually, I can't tell you that.
- Come on.
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Show me the hand.
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- Is that new?
- Long story.
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- There.
- Gaylord.
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- No.
- Really?
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- No.
- Gladman.
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I gotcha. North of m-59?
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All right, what's up, dude?
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'Cause you're being
real weird to me today.
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Nope, I'm having an amazing day.
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Wow.
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Okay. You know what, Pablo,
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I know what you're going through
with your uncle,
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and if you need
to take it out on me,
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that's just fine.
I will take it if it helps.
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Yeah, it's not that.
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It's just...
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When you were possessed,
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you tried to fuck me
and then kill me.
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What?
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Like... like, fuck you, fuck you?
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Oh, yeah, you were, like,
in full-on bone mode,
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like a praying mantis.
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I mean, the killing part,
you know what, I get that.
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You know, you were a demon,
you were possessed.
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But the other part, I just...
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I didn't know what to make of it.
It was confusing.
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Shit. I'm sorry.
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I mean, I really...
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I just don't remember any of it.
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So, was any of that
a part of you,
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or was it all a demon?
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You two funbags almost done?
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- Yeah.
- Yep.
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Okay, good.
Now, if... and I mean "if"
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I let you come with me
back to the cabin,
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there's one place
I have to stop first.
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Pablo, when we get there,
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please remind me
to gas up the chainsaw.
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Will do. You know I got you.
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- Whenever you're ready.
- Thank you, love.
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Five-star service.
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Ooh. Okay, who's got the cash?
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Uh, you said it was your treat.
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No, no.
No, I ordered the fruit cup
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'cause I thought we
were taking this check to splitsville.
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When did I say this?
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Uh, when we sat down
and then again
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in the middle of the meal.
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Yeah, you said, and I quote,
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"all right, you knuckleheads,
I got the grub this round."
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That doesn't sound familiar.
But, you know, okay.
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Jesus.
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Just go wait in the trailer, okay?
I'll pay up.
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- Amanda?
- I got him.
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I finally fucking got him.
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Right now I'm looking
at the license plate
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for that missing trailer
from the park homicide.
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That's the guy, trust me.
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Amanda, what are you doing?
You're not on active duty.
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But you are. You could
bring this guy in on your collar.
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Run the DNA.
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I know we'll find a hit
on everyone from the trailer park
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- and the farmhouse, too.
- Where are you?
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The western moose. He's inside.
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I'm on my way.
Don't do anything till I get there.
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All right. All right. So just...
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Will you just tell me
how exactly did I try to do
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all that to you?
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You tried to seduce me
and get me to smoke weed
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out of a shotgun.
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What? Oh, shit.
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- That is awesome.
- That is crazy.
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That is awesome.
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Yeah.
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So, what, did you turn me down?
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I think so?
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I blacked out.
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Well, that sounds
like a good party.
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No, but, hey, seriously,
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like, whatever was inside me,
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it just must've been preying
on how I really feel about you.
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How do you feel about me?
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I mean, you're just
so sweet and pure.
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How could I ever look
at you that way?
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And the demon
must've been twisting that
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and making me seem insane.
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Right.
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That makes total sense.
Of course.
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Fuck that demon.
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Anyway, um, I'm just...
I'm really sorry, Pablo,
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I put you in such
an awkward position.
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I promise I won't
do that to you again.
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- Do you hear that?
- What?
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Well, anyway, uh...
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Okay, that time I heard it.
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I think it's coming
from in there.
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That's where ash
keeps necronomicon.
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Well, it's got some serious beef
with my uncle's necklace.
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Aah!
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- Push harder!
- Pushing!
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We need to lock that shit up
right now.
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So, do you need anything else,
or are you good?
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Oh, I'm good. The question is...
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Nancy, are you good?
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Uh, I'm okay. Sure.
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I have a friend of mine, Nancy.
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He strings tennis rackets
for a living.
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He is the best.
He can't do anything else.
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But where do the world's tennis pros
go to get their rackets strung?
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Him. Why? 'Cause he has a gift.
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Fascinating piece of trivia.
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- Nancy, I have a gift, too.
- Uh-huh.
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I can make sweet, sweet love
to a woman like no other man.
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After I lost this hand,
this hand became
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"extra sensitive."
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I think you know what I mean.
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The reason I bring this up, Nancy,
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is I'm not gonna be able
to pay that check.
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But I think I've got something
much more valuable I can give you.
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Much more than $22.89.
Double that, at least.
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So, Nancy...
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Would you like me
to string your racket?
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My husband,
he's right there, the cook.
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- See him?
- Yeah, gotcha.
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We gotta keep this
on the down low.
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Okay, tell you what...
Act natural.
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Meet me in the men's room
in three minutes.
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But I gotta warn you
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you're gonna wanna leave
your husband for me,
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and I can't let that happen.
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Family values.
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Okay, toots, see you in three.
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Fuck the book.
I wish we could destroy it.
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Ash said we can't.
He tried, no dice.
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Actually, he said
that he tried burning it,
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but we could...
We could electrocute it.
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We could freeze it,
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or maybe even a pipe bomb.
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No, ash said we can't
'cause we need the book
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to help with the deadites.
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But it doesn't help.
If anything,
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it just keeps those things
coming back around.
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Wait...
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Is that what you want?
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What?
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You told ash you wanted payback.
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You wanna keep the book around
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so more deadites show up
for you to kill.
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What? Why are you
looking at me like that?
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Kelly, you need to be careful
of revenge.
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My uncle, he always said,
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"pablito, beware anger,
fear revenge.
257
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,566
If once you start
down that path,
258
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forever it will dominate
your destiny.
259
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,154
Consume you, it will."
260
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,322
Did you just Yoda quote me?
261
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,992
Yeah.
262
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:57,707
Don't worry. I'm sure
we'll be dead way before then.
263
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,650
Ooh. Cold.
264
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,402
Cold. Ooh.
265
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,035
I'd do me... all day long.
266
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,749
There you are, baby.
Right on time.
267
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,710
You know, they say waitresses
don't get big tips.
268
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,045
Well, that's about to change.
269
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,047
State police.
You're under arrest.
270
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,507
Oh, come on! You again!
271
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:51,511
Ah! Aah!
Lady, you just don't quit.
272
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,863
Not after what you did
to my partner.
273
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,032
Partner? I don't even know
what the hell you're talking about.
274
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,140
The one you murdered.
275
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,100
Murdered... get outta town.
I'm not a killer.
276
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,103
- Oh, yes, you are.
- No, I kill killers.
277
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,732
Oh, easy on the strike zone there.
278
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,234
Or not.
279
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,795
- Oh...
- Is that lavender?
280
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,512
I've got you, motherfucker.
281
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:38,683
Like I said, you're under arrest,
for real this time.
282
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,601
Jesus Christ.
283
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,776
You missed your chance, darlin'.
This gal knows what it's all about.
284
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,361
Fisher:
Shut up and keep walking.
285
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,409
Fisher, I told you to wait.
286
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,077
Fisher:
He was leaving, I had to move.
287
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,955
- This guy's behind everything...
- Wow, there's an overstatement.
288
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,916
The farmhouse, the trailer park,
another murder out in the woods
289
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,502
where this sicko
just burned a guy to death.
290
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,212
Say what?
291
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,341
Jesus, this is him.
292
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,761
Yeah. The trailer's outside.
I bet there's evidence all over it.
293
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,975
Okay, buddy, let's go.
294
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,685
Robocop is full of baloney.
295
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,852
You know, she accosted me
in the little boys' room.
296
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,273
Said she wanted sex
with a genuine beef stud.
297
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,650
These are her words.
Look, you can't arrest me!
298
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,028
I'm the only one here
who knows how to...
299
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,655
Fight
300
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,720
Man on TV: Donovan...
301
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:49,879
Fight what?
302
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:55,593
That
303
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,745
I think we better dine and dash.
304
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,959
Oh!
305
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:50,272
A new member for my fan club.
306
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,490
You wanted service.
307
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,921
Here's your tip.
308
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:31,147
I hear you.
309
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,774
Hey! Order up.
310
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,164
What, you never saw a guy
with a chainsaw hand before?
311
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,301
I ain't no scheme,
there's a theme I
312
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,945
j' why is my head spinning
'round in my dreams? I
313
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,472
Amanda, I'm taking you with me.
314
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,325
J' why are these lights
popping up in my face? J'
315
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,559
j' or am I freakin' out? I
316
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,771
- I told you I kill killers.
- J“ freakin' out... I
317
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,440
I got this.
318
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,820
Oh, shit.
319
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,530
J' there's a sign on the wall... I
320
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,496
J' coming faster
as we run through the park I
321
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,916
j“ or am I freakin' out,
freakin' out, freakin' out? I
322
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,835
thin-sliced, just how I like it.
323
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:38,005
J' freakin' out, freakin' out... j'
324
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:41,050
Come on, don't die on me yet.
325
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,384
Not you.
326
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:51,852
Yes, you wanna fuck
with me and my friends?
327
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,855
Come after my family, you fuck?!
328
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,482
Oh, I'm just gettin' started.
329
00:21:56,649 --> 00:22:01,362
I'm just warming
the fuck up! Fuck!
330
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:02,780
Yes.
331
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,031
I think she needed that.
332
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,825
- Kelly: You just got '86'd.
- Yep.
333
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,789
Fuck!
334
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,791
Fuck, fuck.
335
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,643
- Crosby, it's Lem.
- Crosby: Lem?
336
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:35,604
Man, you will not believe
what I just saw.
337
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,947
We need to arm up.
338
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:47,449
- Crosby: Lem?
- 'Cause the end is coming.
339
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:51,245
What happened, huh? Lem! Lem!
340
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,122
Fuck!
341
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:12,266
Well, good news. I found
a piece of pie with no blood on it.
342
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:13,684
Anybody want a bite?
343
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:15,519
- No.
- No, thank you. I'm good.
344
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:19,273
Hey, uh, do me a favor.
Take that. Give me a sec.
345
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,110
Mm-mm.
346
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,992
- How's your day goin'?
- Not great.
347
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,453
Welcome to my world.
You walk into a diner,
348
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,288
all you want is a pile of hotcakes.
349
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,540
What do you get?
A pile of corpses,
350
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,375
and everybody
wants to blame it on you.
351
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,877
Yeah, Jesus.
352
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:42,630
Police units are gonna
be here any minute.
353
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,800
You could
stick around for that...
354
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,469
Or you could come with us.
355
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,641
- Where to?
- To fight.
356
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,185
We could use someone
with your physical qualities.
357
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,063
Uh, skills.
358
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,025
I would love to come...
359
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,819
With you.
360
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:10,240
Why don't we hit the men's room,
and you can string my racket?
361
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:13,369
I would be so totally into that.
362
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,039
Into what?
363
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:20,501
Into you coming with us
to fight deadites. Right?
364
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,505
Let's boogie.
365
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,632
J' thejig is up,
the news is out I
366
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,926
j' they've finally found me I
367
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,178
j' the renegade
who had it made I
368
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:33,931
j' retrieved for a bounty j'
369
00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,308
I never more to go astray j'
370
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,185
j' this will be the end today I
371
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,896
j' of the wanted man j'
372
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:46,568
j' oh, mama,
I'm in fear for my life j'
373
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:50,781
j' from the long arm of the law j'
374
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:55,911
j' hangman is comin' down
from the gallows j'
375
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,790
I and I don't have very long I
376
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,002
j' thejig is up,
the news is out I
377
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,337
j' they've finally found me I
378
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,464
j' the renegade
who had it made I
379
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:10,175
j' retrieved for a bounty j'
380
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,386
I never more to go astray j'
381
00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:17,224
j' this will be the end today
of the wanted man j'
382
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:20,561
j' the wanted man j'
383
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:35,826
I and I don't wanna go I
384
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,494
j' oh, no. I
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