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Billie, you need to find a way out of here.

No. I'm not leaving without you.

I'm sorry I got you into this.

Lord Morsus made me send you that message.

But in the message, you said not to look for you.

He knew that was how to get you to look for me.

But that's not true. I'm a wildcard.

Nobody knows what I'mma do next.

And yet you're here.

Thanks for coming to find me.

So, you're an orc, huh? I've never actually met an orc before.

Yeah, we spend most of our time in trash cans

when we're not working in the lava mines.

- Being an orc sounds... - Awful.

It's awful. It's really horrible.

But Lord Morsus told me he could make me human.

All I had to do was drive a wedge between you and your family.

So, what happened?

You happened.

Oh. [chuckles]

Uh... I had another question, but I forgot it.

Billie... Billie, I...

Whoa! [grunts, chuckles softly] Missed a rope.

Dang it, Morsus. Way to kill the mood.

So, uh, you were saying?

- [sighs] - [metallic clinking]

- Oh, no. - What's wrong? It's just a necklace.

No, it's not. It's magic. It keeps me in this form.

You need to get away from me.

[growls]

Quentin?

♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪

♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪

♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪

[whispering] ♪ You could run into trouble if you go to extremes because ♪

♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ Yes, please ♪

♪ What it seems ♪

So, I showed up in totally different clothes

with totally different hair acting totally different,

and none of you noticed.

[all, overlapping] We thought you were going through something.

I was. I was going through being under the power of Lord Morsus!

Well, you're free now. We destroyed the Eye of Evilini.

We just need to figure out who Lord Morsus really is so we can stop him.

All I know is his full name is Torodos Morsus.

Torodos Morsus?

I remember him saying, "Tell them Torodos Morsus sent you."

[sarcastically] Yeah. Like that name just rolls off the tongue.

I haven't been able to find a single reference to Torodos Morsus anywhere.

- It's like he doesn't exist. - Maybe he doesn't.

What if it isn't a name? What if it's an anagram?

"Doom to Russos?"

Yeah, is that all Russos or just Justin?

But why would he be after us? We don't even know who he is.

There is someone who might know.

But I gotta warn ya, they can be pretty annoying.

[laughs loudly]

[Justin straining]

- Will one of you get me out of this chair? - We're trying!

The chair's stronger than it looks.

There's gotta be a trick to getting this thing to let go.

Wait. I got it. Tickle, tickle,

- tickle, tickle, tickle. - [chair giggles]

- Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. - [Justin sighs in relief]

It's how Mom got me to let go of her leg

on my first day of pre-school.

Sorry we trapped you, Dad. I mean, we thought you were a burglar.

But how did you get locked out anyway?

You know the password to Alex's enchanted door.

Of course I do.

Yeah, Dad's not gonna forget the password's "password."

The password's "password"? I'm facing a family of idiots.

Listen, Dad, I know you left me in charge, and I am happy to report

that nothing's broken and only one thing's missing.

Unfortunately, that thing is Billie.

Hey, come on, You know what a pain she is.

You've been dealing with her since she got here.

Roman, don't worry. She's okay.

[sighs in relief] Thank goodness.

All that matters is that she's safe.

And also that she gets in a lot of trouble.

Oh, she's in a lot of trouble, all right.

- Now, come. I'll take you to her. - Wait. Hold on.

- Where is she? Is she inside or outside? - Why does it matter?

Because if I bring a jacket, I'll have to carry a jacket.

- Then don't bring a jacket. - But if I don't bring a jacket,

- then I might get cold. - Then bring it.

You know what, if I wear a sweater I can tie it around my waist.

- Take the sweater. Let's just go. - Thank you.

Milo, you're only wearing one shoe.

I am?

Wow. Nice catch.

- Now, where is my... - Oh, for the love of...

Can we go now? Please?

[Milo] Is Dad acting weird?

He's in a mood. [in sing-song voice] ♪ Go with it ♪

- [thunder rumbling] - [♪ Ominous music plays]

- [Quentin roaring] - Quentin, it's me, Billie.

Remember? We met in detention. Oh, we danced together.

You were saying some really cute stuff to me earlier

that we weren't able to circle back to?

[Quentin grunts]

I don't wanna hurt you.

I also don't want you to hurt me, so you see what I'm struggling with.

[Quentin snarls]

Look. I'm putting my wand down.

[♪ sweeping music playing]

You're okay.

- It's okay. - [snarling softly]

- What is this place? - Glad I brought a sweater.

It is freezing in here.

- [snarls] - Don't! Leave them alone!

- That monster's trying to hurt her! - [Billie] No, he's not!

- This magic cast by me alone... - Roman, stop!

I send thee to the Nowhere Zone.

[sighs] That was close.

[sighs] Are you okay?

Roman, that was Quentin. And you just sent him to the Nowhere Zone.

All right, let's just talk to this friend of McFigglehorn's

and figure out who Lord Morsus really is.

Come on.

[all panting]

What floor did McFigglehorn say this guy was on?

Fortieth. What floor are we on?

[out of breath] Four!

Of course we are.

[panting]

[panting] Oh. Please tell me...

that doesn't say... 11.

Come on, you guys. We can do this. We're so close.

To what? 12?

[panting heavily]

Fortieth floor.

Told ya... we could do it.

- Guys? - [panting]

I... did it. I don't know how.

But I did it.

[straining] I know how.

Ugh!

All right. So... Where is this...

What did McFigglehorn call it, a gossip stone?

[gossip stone scoffs] Is that wizard talking about me

behind my back again?

You know she's not a real blond, right?

[sheepishly] But you didn't hear that from me.

Think we found it.

So, what did you want to talk to me about?

[gasps] Is this about Merlin's new wife?

You know she's 150 years younger than him?

But you didn't hear it from me.

We're... We're trying to figure out if you know anything

about anyone who could be after us.

[gasps] Why? What'd you do? [gasps] You can trust me. I won't tell.

- Yeah, you will. - Of course, I will!

I'm a gossip stone. [giggles]

What'd you do?

Nothing. I mean, that we know of,

or that we're willing to admit to.

Okay, we don't have time for this.

Do you know any reason why someone would be mad at the Russos?

[gasps] Ooh, the Russos. Let's see. Who could be mad at the Russos? [gasps]

Jerko Pheonix, Gorog, Cragmont, Ronald Longcape Jr., Giselle,

TJ Taylor, Nigel Dragonberry, Xander Dragonberry,

Morphia Murkshadow, and the entire Evilini family.

That narrow it down for you?

Wow. We've made a lot of people mad.

But we've defeated everyone on that list.

There has to be someone else who would want Billie's power.

[gasps] Well, I had heard about this one wizard,

but, no, I shouldn't.

No, no, no. You should. Like, uh... Like, totally should.

Well, there was this wizard who longed for great power.

Who is it? You have to tell us.

Yeah, please. Someone we love could be in serious danger.

Oh, all right. But, remember...

[all] We know. We didn't hear it from you.

Their name is Penwolf... [muffled, exclaims]

Ooh. Ooh. That's a Shutus Pieholus curse!

Someone doesn't want us to know that name.

[muffled screaming]

You have to remove the curse so we can find out what he knows.

Ah. Only the wizard who cast it can remove it.

- [gossip stone grumbles] - Penwolf... That name sounds so familiar.

I don't have a good feeling about this.

We need to get back to the kids.

Hey, thank you.

And don't worry. We won't say we heard it from you.

Our lips are sealed.

- [gossip stone grumbles] - Right. Bad timing on that one. Sorry. I...

This is why people don't like us, Justin.

[gossip stone grumbles furiously]

How could you do that to Quentin?

- You never told me he was an orc! - You never asked.

At what point in anyone's life do you ask if someone's an orc?

It's not a common thing, Billie.

You can get him back, right, Dad?

I mean, you got Roman back when Billie sent him there.

I could bring Quentin back,

but I'm not going to.

What? Why?

I'm tired of you putting my family in danger.

Your family?

Justin, why are you saying all this?

Dad, come on. Take it easy.

No, she's nothing but trouble. Think about it.

All of the monsters and evil wizards that have attacked us,

they're all after your power.

I can't have you constantly putting my sons in harm's way.

Dad, Dad, stop, okay. You're hurting her. Billie, that's not true.

Isn't it, Roman? You said it yourself, she's a pain.

We've been dealing with her ever since she got here.

- You said that? - No.

Well, not in those exact words.

Actually, those were your exact words.

Okay, but I didn't say it in that tone.

- Actually... - Milo!

I can't believe this.

You said I was a part of your family, but that was a lie.

Just... [sighs] Tell me the truth. You don't want me.

It's true. We don't want you, Billie.

You're too dangerous.

Even now, you're losing control of your power.

[Alex] Password.

You really need to change that.

Why? It's so easy to remember.

That's why I use it for all my passwords.

My computer, my e-mail, my life savings...

Please stop. I'm at my limit of things I can worry about today.

Kids? They're probably in the guest room.

[sighs] What are you looking for?

That name, Penwolf, it sounds so familiar.

Like, I have this connection to it.

But how could you? It's the first time we've heard it.

I knew it.

See? Penwolf?

- What's in it? - Well...

A locket.

It won't open.

Oh. Password.

Dang it.

Justin, the kids aren't here.

What? But I left Roman in charge.

He'd never leave without asking permission.

He still asks if he's allowed to use scissors.

- Then, where did they go? - I...

Billie left her backpack. What is that?

- What do you think it does? - Well, only one way to find out.

[exclaims] What are you doing?

- Pushing the button. - But we don't know what it does.

That's why I was pushing the button. Duh.

This thing could make something explode.

It could make someone vaporize.

It could make us disappear.

What if that's what happened to the kids?

What if they pushed it and it made them disappear?

[Justin sighs]

I hate to admit this. I mean, I really hate to admit this,

but I think Alex's right.

- We should push the button. - No!

Yes.

Giada, this might lead us to the kids. It's a chance we have to take.

Okay. I'm gonna push it.

[grunts] Okay.

I'm gonna push it. This is me pushing it. [grunts]

On the count of three, I'm pushing it. One, two...

- Oh, would you push... - [gasps]

I was wrong to try to teach you.

You shouldn't have all that power. You can't even control it.

Billie, don't listen to him!

- Billie! - Justin?

- Dad? - Oh, my gosh. Two Justins.

I've had this nightmare before.

- Get away from my kids. - Your kids?

These are my kids. I'm Justin.

- What's going on? - You're not me.

I know. I'm me. Who are you?

I'm also me, I think.

Hey. Could you stop doing the circling thing? It's very confusing.

Wait, which one isn't Dad?

- That one. - No, I'm your Dad.

- Oh. Then, that one. - No, I'm your Dad.

That's all I got.

We need to ask them something only real Dad would know.

- Oh. Who's your favorite sister? - [both] Alex.

Sorry. Too easy. I'm very likeable.

Wait, I have an idea.

[sighs] Are you mad at me for coming to find Quentin?

No, I know why you did it. I could never be mad at you.

Well, I am. You lied to me. You snuck out of the house.

I think you're behind that gummy bear incident.

You know, she was.

So, yeah, I am mad at you.

Yep, that's him. That's the real Justin.

Well, I suppose there's no reason to maintain this hideous form any longer.

Not gonna lie, that stung.

It's Lord Morsus.

- No, it's not. - We know your real name, Penwolf.

[mask thuds]

Alex Russo.

It's been so long since we've been face to face.

- How do you know me? - You destroyed my life.

- Alex, what's he talking about? - I have no idea.

You won't stop me this time.

Billie, it's time to face your destiny.

It's time to fulfill the prophecy.

I'll never help you.

Oh, but you will.

[all grunt]

Open the rift or I will destroy your family.

- [thunder rumbling] - [♪ Ominous music plays]

I'm waiting. Help me open the rift,

or say goodbye to your family.

- Billie, don't do it. - You can't let him win.

Oh, but I've already won.

And now you Russos will watch as I rule a world of darkness

from your most beloved place!

- This is... - Our family's sub shop.

- I mean, I am kinda hungry. - Not the time, Milo.

Do you like what I've done with the place?

No, I don't. And when my parents see this, you are in so much trouble.

Well, what more fitting place to destroy the Russos than their beloved sub shop?

Why are you doing this? Why do you hate our family so much?

Years ago, I was close to fulfilling the prophecy.

My son had the power to open the rift.

But then he betrayed me for her.

Me?

But then The Oracle gave me new hope.

A vision of a young wizard even more powerful than my son.

The dark magic of the rift will be mine.

Time's up. Do you wanna save your family or not?

Make your choice.

Billie, don't.

I'm sorry, but I won't let him hurt you.

[magic crackling]

That's it. Let your power flow!

[monstrous snarling]

Roman, the wand.

Come to me, my army of the underworld!

[sobs] Billie...

[children chattering]

Why do I have to go here?

- [Alex] It's for your own protection. - But I don't wanna go.

I wanna stay with you, Mommy.

[sniffles, voice shaking] Billie, if I could change things, I would.

I would do anything to be with you.

But, right now, there's someone out there trying to find you.

And I can't let that happen, okay?

I love you more than anything.

I love you, Mommy.

Alex, we have to go.

[sighs softly] You're doing the right thing, Alex.

Her grandfather can never know she exists.

We'll find each other again, I promise.

Cerebellum Erasis.

What are we doing at WizTech?

I don't know, I guess dropping off this little girl.

I'm going to WizTech? Spell ya. I'm gonna tear this place up.

I like her.

You're my mom?

I'm her mom.

That's how you hid my granddaughter from me all these years.

You hid her from yourself.

You hid her from everyone.

My son would never have allowed that.

It was his idea.

Milo, are you getting all this?

Stop distracting me. You know I can't multitask.

Well, your deception was meaningless!

The rift is open!

The prophecy is fulfilled!

Untie-us mundie-us.

[sobs] Billie.

I'm so sorry.

You have to understand, we did it to protect you.

I know, Mom. I know.

Uh, guys...

This thing is not going away!

- We have to close it. - Well, you can't.

It can only be sealed from the other side.

I'm the one who opened it, so I'm the one who has to close it.

- Billie, no. - [voice shaking] I have to. This is...

This is all my fault.

No, none of this is your fault, okay? Please don't ever think that.

Oh, a new world is upon us!

And I am its king!

The power of darkness is mine!

Billie... [sniffles]

I love you more than anything.

No. No, please don't.

We'll find each other again. I promise.

[Penwolf cackling]

- Alex! Alex! - [Penwolf] No!

What just happened?

[Justin] She saved us.

Justin, where's my mom?

[crying]

Well, at least the WizTerminator got done faster than we thought.

That's a not traumatic thing that happened today.

It's gonna be okay, Billie. It has to be.

But we don't know where that rift went.

What if it's another dimension?

What if it's another planet? What if there's no air?

I can see I'm not helping.

Billie, I don't know how, but we're going to find Alex.

I know. The Russos always have each other's backs.

[grumbling furiously]

[panting]

Nicodemus Penwolf is Billie's grandfather!

And his son, Damian Penwolf, used to be evil, too.

But then he met Alex, and they fell in love.

And then he betrayed his father, and then they had Billie!

Oh, it was so romantic.

Hey. Where'd they go?

[sheepishly] Well, at least they didn't hear it from me.