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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:20,000 字幕來源:射手網 2 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:25,000 ■ 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:25,000 后期:折翼的烏鴉兒 4 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:33,300 鬼屋 5 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:38,910 莉莉不會離去 莉莉不會離去 6 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:43,390 莉莉永不再離去 7 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:48,780 你知道這首嗎 8 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,050 這首才勁爆 9 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,330 搖搖你的屁屁 小心點 10 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,210 讓我看看你動感的身軀 11 00:01:04,210 --> 00:01:07,100 嫖客和皮條客 12 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,170 快來干活 13 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:11,320 我早警告過黑鬼 14 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:13,830 別想搞上我 15 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:16,450 搖搖你的屁屁 小心點 16 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:21,480 讓我看看你動感的身軀 17 00:01:24,090 --> 00:01:26,040 你們有病 18 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:52,040 叫伊第一名 19 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:59,160 她病了很久 20 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:03,280 夭壽死囝仔 21 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,360 一共是17塊5毛 22 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,150 嘿 付錢啊 23 00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:21,370 我是麥神父 24 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:22,960 很高興你能趕到 25 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,410 我盡量加快 26 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:27,820 但這把年紀還真不易 27 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:29,010 需要些時間 28 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:31,260 先摸摸屁眼 29 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:32,790 會有幫助 30 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,530 夠了 我懂了 31 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:35,440 你知道 32 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,030 當你 33 00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:41,620 她好嗎 34 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,370 -糟透了 神父 -真的嗎 35 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,920 她不吃也不發一語 36 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,480 甚至不肯讓我碰她 37 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:57,070 有時你得拿糖果來誘拐 38 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,290 神父 39 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:02,410 教會派我協助你 40 00:03:02,410 --> 00:03:03,400 -你好 -你好 41 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,540 我是哈神父 42 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:07,000 想見見那女孩嗎 43 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:12,350 等會 我要先為這房子祈福 44 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,630 死亡的悲傷指引我 45 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:36,050 我背負地獄的苦痛 46 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:41,160 我大聲呼喊上主之名 47 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:57,710 超脫我的靈魂 48 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:03,790 神啊 請助我解除這惡魔 49 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:13,310 感謝上帝 仁慈萬能的主 50 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:21,280 噢 麻辣鍋 51 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:46,040 我不玩了 52 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,130 -你看到了嗎 -看看她 神父 53 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:52,550 -救救這孩子 -媽的 54 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:53,910 好吧 55 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:03,490 好冷 56 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,290 我們祈禱 57 00:05:23,340 --> 00:05:27,960 人類的護衛者 請垂憐你的仆人 58 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,980 滾開 沒用的老屁股 59 00:05:32,590 --> 00:05:33,620 閉嘴 60 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:36,180 全能的上帝 61 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,120 小哈 你老媽也在這呢 62 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,860 要留話嗎 我會轉告她 63 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:46,040 媽 你能不能出去 64 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:48,290 你真無趣 65 00:05:48,290 --> 00:05:49,490 我在工作 66 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:51,500 待會見了 哈媽媽 67 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:54,330 全能的上帝 68 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,670 不朽的天父 耶蘇的老爸 69 00:05:58,790 --> 00:06:01,630 圣母瑪麗的小孩的老爸 70 00:06:01,670 --> 00:06:05,910 全能的上帝 不朽的天父 71 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:10,250 您曾將暴君打入煉獄 72 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:14,790 也曾派遣你兒子到塵世 73 00:06:14,790 --> 00:06:18,740 也讓作弊的人都被記大過 74 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:22,540 -上我 上我 -神父 75 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:27,910 神父 沒有人這樣驅魔的 76 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:33,040 以天父 基督之名 77 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:02,250 -拿著 神父 -滾吧 謝謝你 78 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,870 你的武器毫無作用 79 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,370 我們祈禱 80 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:14,850 我們在天上的父啊 81 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,860 住嘴 愿人都尊你的名 82 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:25,520 -王國來臨 -閉嘴 你娘卡好 83 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:30,710 好你的頭 84 00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:38,740 驚聲尖笑2 85 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:43,240 一年后 86 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:02,790 矮子 你跟同學合得來嗎 87 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:03,820 算吧 辛蒂 88 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,390 你需要用功點 89 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:07,670 想要一個家 90 00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:09,950 卻被老媽趕出門 91 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,090 但我在大學學到很重要的事 92 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:14,960 書的價值 93 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:15,330 真的 94 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:17,330 是啊 你看 95 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:20,120 卷煙紙 96 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:25,330 你喜歡大學嗎 97 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,130 還好吧 98 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,080 但有時會覺得我好遜 99 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:33,960 大家都很酷 我卻很遜 100 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,290 拜托 你也不賴啊 101 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:41,240 你只是需要點品味 加點料 102 00:08:41,290 --> 00:08:42,380 加料 103 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,880 就是衣服 104 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,500 來 現在就讓你變酷 105 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:51,670 首先 別這樣坐 106 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:57,040 要酷一點 大膽一點 放松 展現自我 107 00:08:57,130 --> 00:08:58,200 好 接著這樣 108 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,090 -這就是酷 -是啊 109 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,080 站起來 我教你幾招 110 00:09:04,130 --> 00:09:08,270 右 左 右 左 111 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:13,090 右 左 右 踢 112 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,580 接著嘴巴要說 113 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:18,580 外套不錯嘛 痞子 拿來 114 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:20,750 外套不錯嘛 痞子 115 00:09:20,790 --> 00:09:22,590 -拿來 -拿來 116 00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:27,000 就是這樣 練一遍給我看 117 00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:30,130 右 左 右 踢 118 00:09:30,130 --> 00:09:32,130 外套不錯嘛 119 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:35,330 給我滾 賤貨 拿來 120 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,310 正點 121 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:42,830 你們好了沒 122 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:46,620 放心 我們不會遲到 123 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,990 你們覺得怎樣 124 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,030 夾緊還是放開 125 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,330 -哇靠 -拜托 126 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,250 我想也是 127 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:58,160 你們昨晚玩太瘋了 128 00:09:58,210 --> 00:10:02,200 昨晚好棒 我真是爽呆了 129 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:06,210 我喝了一桶啤酒 醒來發現我裸體躺在一桶冰旁邊 130 00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:06,680 哇阿 131 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,030 小雷 你被刺青了 132 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,880 靠 刺了什么 133 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,070 小雷 134 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:18,080 靠 你也被刺青了 135 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:21,120 真的 刺了什么 136 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:22,280 搞我吧 137 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:27,920 小雷 搞我吧 小雷 搞我吧 138 00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:32,450 小雷 搞我吧 139 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,510 什么 140 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:37,870 來點刺激的吧 141 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:41,080 拜托 別害我終身不舉 142 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:44,080 -你外套真炫 -謝謝 143 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,210 小心點 144 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:48,200 今天有人被攻擊 還被搶了外套 145 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,700 就是有人這么野蠻 146 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:52,540 下節課是 147 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:53,700 心理學 148 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,000 我也是 101室嗎 149 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,170 -十點在302室 -是的 150 00:10:58,170 --> 00:11:01,100 沒錯 151 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,960 真是的 我的第六感超強 152 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:07,080 明天記得提醒我去簽六合彩 別分開走 153 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:10,210 第六感告訴我會帶衰的 154 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:12,280 你不是真信那些吧 155 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:14,150 我信 我超信 156 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:19,410 橫行霸道請打投訴專線 157 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:20,540 鬼屋計劃 158 00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:22,040 這些都是參加者 159 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,840 是的 最上面這些 160 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,700 都有瀕死經驗 161 00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:28,700 有辣妹嗎 162 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,910 我想你很清楚 教授 163 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,910 有瀕死經驗的人 164 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,190 很適合用來做超自然調查 165 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:38,230 因此 166 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:41,790 我特別考慮他們 167 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:43,840 很好 歪頭 168 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,920 受過傷的女學生最好搞 169 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:50,280 我喜歡她 170 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:51,980 是的 她是辛蒂 171 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:55,410 典型的被遺棄型人格失序 172 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:57,990 她有防衛心 但很合作 173 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,770 這個呢 174 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:02,790 那是小雷 我搞不清楚他 175 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,390 不過他見我時似乎很熱情 176 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,570 這是什么 177 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:12,880 面談后他寄給我的 178 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,820 你怎么找到他們的 179 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:18,460 他們都是史郡屠殺案的生還者 180 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,280 太好了 181 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:26,490 這些孩子就是最好的媒介 182 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:30,320 可以喚醒鬼屋的惡靈 183 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:33,840 要如何騙他們過去 184 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:40,210 就說這是課程的一部分 185 00:12:40,670 --> 00:12:44,200 他們要參與睡眠失調的研究 186 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:46,040 我們要成名了 187 00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:48,950 第一篇有力的文獻 188 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,290 窺探死后的生命 189 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:56,960 各位好 我是歐教授 190 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,790 各位經過仔細的挑選 191 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:06,670 將會自動獲得優等成績 只要完成研究 192 00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:11,250 今年的研究主題是失眠 193 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:14,210 我們要一起渡過一個周末 194 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,330 在受控制的環境下 195 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:20,410 一起研究各位的睡眠失調癥 196 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,240 我會發給各位說明書 197 00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:25,540 -我可以發 -不 198 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:26,820 我來發 199 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,080 我自己就能發 200 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:34,960 各位今晚六點要準時到達 201 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,700 要待到周一 202 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,310 晚上見 203 00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:44,700 -你的書掉了 哈痢破特 -謝謝 204 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,330 我是辛蒂 205 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,290 -我是巴迪 -你好 206 00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:51,700 看來我們要共度周末了 207 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:55,580 要一起K書嗎 208 00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:58,030 K書 209 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,120 算了 210 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:04,290 抱歉 巴迪 你人很好 211 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:08,250 只是我剛結束一段戀情 212 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:12,550 我還沒準備好要再約會 213 00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:14,910 也許我們能當朋友 214 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,540 好 酷啊 當朋友 215 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:22,180 -回頭見了 朋友 -好的 再見 216 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:28,160 大內褲 回頭見 217 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:32,770 我們活著 我們記得 218 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:40,570 我們曾共度美好時光 219 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:46,160 隨著時光轉變 無論如何 220 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:50,630 我們還是朋友 221 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,700 閉上你的鳥嘴 讓我唱歌好嗎 222 00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:40,460 哈羅 223 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:49,330 哈羅 224 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,870 哈羅 225 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,250 小家伙 你好 226 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:08,920 小 我才不小 我可大了 227 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,370 看過小鳥有如此巨根嗎 228 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,280 -大吃一驚吧 -是啊 229 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,860 那就滾吧 230 00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:17,660 有需要再來 231 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,530 好 232 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,120 去你的 233 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,390 哈羅 234 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:46,390 抱歉 孩子 我嚇壞你了 235 00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:50,840 對不起 你嚇到了 236 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:57,760 好吧 我唱歌給你聽 上帝在她神圣的殿堂里 237 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,710 好多了 238 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,500 我是歐教授的學生 239 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:10,630 我是管家韓森 240 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,790 你叫什么名字 241 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:16,420 -我叫辛蒂 -辛蒂 242 00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:19,000 長的真像 243 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:23,250 一樣的削瘦雙頰和雙唇 244 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:29,420 一樣的眼睛 還有你的頭發 245 00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,420 對不起 246 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:36,350 還有一樣的鼻子 呵呵 247 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,620 我帶你去房間吧好重 248 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:45,620 我該用強壯的手來提 249 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:49,730 哇 好多內褲 250 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,370 我能拿好 251 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,980 你的東西好多喔 252 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,090 別忘了牙刷 晚上要用呢 253 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,620 以后會用 254 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:04,580 走 跟我來 跟著我的屁屁走 255 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:05,660 借過 256 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:09,510 往這邊 到了 257 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,500 你一個人住這 258 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,290 對 我們想過要出租 259 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:19,290 但好像沒人敢住 260 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,450 那是老夫人 261 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,420 那是老先生 262 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,300 那是誰 263 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:30,270 那是凱子主人 264 00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:32,510 -它真可愛 -是啊 265 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,950 那是凱子主人最喜歡的玩具 266 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,950 真不知它怎么會在這里 267 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,250 這些玩具有時好像是活的 268 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,590 這邊 269 00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:58,880 不 不是那間 小親親 270 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,160 那是主人情婦的房間 271 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,150 他很色的 272 00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:08,420 你住這間 273 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:11,500 這是他摯愛的房間 274 00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:13,870 他的夫人 卡洛琳 275 00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:18,920 我帶你看 借我屁屁過一下 276 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,720 小心 屁屁要過來了 277 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:25,040 真美 278 00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:28,170 謝謝你 我都有做運動 279 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,370 我天天都做提臀運動 280 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,490 我用力縮緊 再放松 281 00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:38,070 用力縮緊 再放松 282 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,320 你看 283 00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:48,970 卡洛琳穿上那件可美呆了 284 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,160 其實 她一直是美若天仙 285 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,370 她曾承歡皇室貴族 286 00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:56,290 和平民百姓 287 00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:59,410 甚至還有美國總統 288 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:09,660 別怕 這是貓老大 289 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,910 它是主人最喜歡的寵物 290 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,250 它歷經家族數代傳承 291 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,750 看看它 還是像只小貓 292 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:21,000 好了 我想我該走了 293 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,700 有任何需要直接來找我 294 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,680 教授 我已搞定一切 295 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:31,700 包括急救箱跟血漿 以防意外 296 00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:34,630 這些監視器遍及各個角落嗎 297 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,130 是的 我想這樣最好 298 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:40,540 所以要是小妞去洗澡 299 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,000 -我該按哪個鈕好看特寫 -那個 300 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,040 那個 301 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,370 抱歉 教授 302 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,040 你的客人已陸續抵達 303 00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,620 晚餐馬上就好了 304 00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:58,790 謝了 掌廚的 305 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,160 我是管家 306 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:06,000 那是直排輪鞋吧 走路小心點 307 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,540 可別跌倒打破東西了 308 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:13,040 真好笑 拍拍手 309 00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:15,790 你真好心 310 00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:17,750 干脆起立鼓掌算了 311 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:19,370 你來扶我啊 312 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,950 好 我知道你想干嘛 313 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,570 你好面熟 跳過八家將嗎 314 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:25,910 你去死吧 315 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:31,010 好 我要走了 走了喔 316 00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:34,520 我要去準備晚餐 -好的 317 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,210 等會見 318 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,290 很好 我會立刻上樓 319 00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:40,780 換上慢跑裝后立刻下來 320 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:46,710 小家伙 你好嗎 321 00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:48,750 滾開 四眼田雞 322 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,830 你說什么 323 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:55,040 我叫你滾開 四眼田雞 324 00:21:55,810 --> 00:21:58,330 -你真欠揍 -嗨 嗨 嗨 325 00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:01,750 別這樣 那只是一只鳥 326 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,830 小鳥 要不要吃 干啊 327 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,450 吃你老媽的屁屁啦 328 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,780 小鳥說什么 329 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,780 我說 小鳥要吃你老媽的屁屁 330 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,870 你不能這樣叫我媽 331 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,330 你又不認識她 332 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,910 我認識 我昨晚才玩過她 333 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,990 想干架嗎 你找死 334 00:22:22,130 --> 00:22:24,040 好可怕 我好害怕 335 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,120 媽的 我得文明一點 336 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:28,210 -來 拿好我的牙 -來啊 爆炸頭 337 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,970 想跟我干架來啊 338 00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:31,230 你有種就來打啊 339 00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:32,500 你的核心嗎 給我一些 340 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,120 -有種就來啊 -不 不 什么 341 00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:36,490 你有種別只是講 有種做啊 342 00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:39,240 來啊 混蛋 放我出去 海扁你一頓 343 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:41,750 -大家好 -你好 344 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:42,210 你好 345 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,090 -嗨 巴迪 -嗨 辛蒂 346 00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:47,290 -你最近好嗎 -胸前有空檔 347 00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:50,890 你反應要快一點 A罩杯女 348 00:22:50,890 --> 00:22:52,860 喔 喔 349 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:55,330 -大家好 -嗨 350 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:55,790 你最近好嗎 351 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,670 你們打算繼續發呆流口水 352 00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:01,830 還是幫我弄個座位 353 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,410 我幫你暖好了 這是最棒的位子 354 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,160 第二好的 355 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,580 教授 這間房子 356 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:19,490 是不是曾有個小女孩被惡魔附身 357 00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:22,750 是有這種報導 但未證實 358 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:32,090 誰要吃開胃菜 359 00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:36,120 -我真高興聽到這些 -這些面包看著真棒 360 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:39,410 是啊 又軟又暖 361 00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:41,450 -小雷 -抱歉 我的錯 362 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,080 真好吃 363 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:47,020 謝謝 我親手做的 364 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,870 我想洋芋泥快好了 365 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,260 只需要再攪拌一下 366 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,490 好了 自己來 367 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,580 好 該切火雞了 368 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,320 -粉嫩粉香的火雞 -不 不 369 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,440 你休息一下 370 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,990 讓我來吧 371 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,020 -是啊 -讓小手休息一下吧 372 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:26,040 我很樂意 不過你真好心 373 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:31,050 -讓我捏捏你的小臉 -噢 不 374 00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:35,420 很多人很怕 375 00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:39,830 料理火雞 其實很簡單 376 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,790 你只要了解它的生理構造 377 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,830 這里有個小小的屁眼 378 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,880 但它足以讓你的手塞進去 379 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,320 把里面塞緊 我都把內臟一起煮 380 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,460 連蛋蛋也不放過 381 00:24:57,460 --> 00:25:02,880 有人會在上面涂油 但我這樣 382 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,540 我用力舔 383 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,550 接著舔進它的小屁眼 384 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,870 那沒什么用 我不知它有啥用 385 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,550 但我還是舔 上下舔 386 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,160 接著我對著它沖刺 387 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,200 上啊 388 00:25:23,290 --> 00:25:25,330 接著我再拔根毛放進去 389 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:29,120 就更美味了 390 00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:30,950 等到我覺得差不多了 391 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,670 就把它拿來餐桌旁 392 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,550 真香啊 393 00:25:35,590 --> 00:25:39,210 好了 誰要吃雞翅 394 00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:42,040 吃你的還是火雞的 395 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:50,570 我知道你要吃什么 腿 396 00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:52,580 來兩腿吧 397 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:55,070 我拿那兩只腿插你屁眼吧 398 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:56,450 插給你死 399 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,580 歪頭 冷靜點 400 00:25:58,710 --> 00:26:00,780 韓森 請問你 401 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:05,650 菜單上有沒有 不是你親手準備的餐點 402 00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:10,620 -我叫了外賣甜點 -太好了 403 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,490 準備好 派來了 404 00:26:16,790 --> 00:26:18,390 誰要吃第一片 405 00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:22,830 我看到你的眼神了 406 00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:25,550 很好 407 00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:27,270 傳給她 408 00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:28,780 謝謝 409 00:26:28,810 --> 00:26:30,350 很好 410 00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:33,460 我要 411 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,160 我要 412 00:26:35,710 --> 00:26:38,750 我要 413 00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:54,550 來玩 414 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,040 來玩 415 00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:22,700 辛蒂 辛蒂 416 00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:24,370 是誰 417 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,130 我想幫你 辛蒂 418 00:28:26,130 --> 00:28:27,700 你是誰 419 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:31,080 你有危險 我想幫你 420 00:28:31,130 --> 00:28:34,080 怎么幫我 誰有危險 421 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:37,120 去琴房看看 422 00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:38,250 你在哪里 423 00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:40,990 去那個爛琴房看看 424 00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:47,280 辛蒂 反應快點 425 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:49,910 你真遜 426 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,570 巴迪 關于做朋友的事 427 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,960 我覺得能有女的朋友很酷啊 428 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,370 沒錯 我是女的 429 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,290 你不能對我這么粗暴 430 00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:04,820 那我們該做什么 431 00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:09,450 溫柔一點的事 像聊天 432 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:13,710 分享秘密和過去的經驗 433 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,080 就這些嘛 434 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,450 真像是搞同性戀 435 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,740 但你是女的 應該還好 436 00:29:19,790 --> 00:29:22,330 -是啊 很好嗎 -好啊 437 00:29:22,670 --> 00:29:26,090 要不要跟我去察看一下 438 00:29:26,090 --> 00:29:27,030 我們可以聊天 439 00:29:27,090 --> 00:29:29,120 沒錯 440 00:29:29,170 --> 00:29:29,560 我想跟你說說 441 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,140 我高中的事 442 00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:32,420 發生了什么事 443 00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:34,790 很嗆的 和西班牙妞胡搞 444 00:29:34,790 --> 00:29:37,500 -等等 -這里最精彩 445 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,710 天啊 你看 446 00:29:40,590 --> 00:29:43,670 真是 有人忘了墊衛生棉 447 00:29:43,670 --> 00:29:45,790 它往書架那邊走 448 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,180 天 449 00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:03,370 可能是個秘密基地 450 00:30:23,210 --> 00:30:25,330 凱阿修與情婦被謀殺 451 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:28,700 上面說凱阿修跟情婦在屋內遇害 452 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,540 你看 453 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,000 這一定是他太太 454 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,210 哇咧 她長的跟你好像 455 00:30:37,340 --> 00:30:38,400 你真的這么想嗎 456 00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:41,180 -她真的好美 -是啊 457 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:45,240 你頭發的分叉比她多 458 00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:47,650 你的臉比較油 459 00:30:47,650 --> 00:30:49,330 眼睛比較小 460 00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:51,500 你看來像是得了唐氏癥 461 00:30:51,790 --> 00:30:55,710 -其他部份就很像了 -是嗎 462 00:30:55,710 --> 00:30:56,950 還有 她的奶子比較大 463 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,710 不像你的那么可笑 464 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:02,280 -太外擴了 -好了 夠了 465 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,070 天 466 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,330 天啊 快看 467 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,280 卡洛琳 這一定是她的 468 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:16,690 哦 天啊 469 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,040 快走吧 這里令人發毛 470 00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:21,780 -好吧 幫忙捧一下 -謝謝了 471 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,200 -巴迪 -什么 472 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,520 -我是指箱子 -好的 473 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:06,250 哇咧 474 00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:12,830 星期三 475 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,990 今天星期五 476 00:32:18,090 --> 00:32:19,050 很好 477 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:40,000 拜托 早知道我就會先洗澡 478 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,660 真希望你有先洗澡 上去 479 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,920 -這是你想要的 -是的 是的 480 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,910 夠了 爸爸 盡情狂歡吧 481 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,330 不準跑 482 00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:56,750 來吧 我的外號叫種豬呢 483 00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,080 這是我最棒的經驗了 484 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,820 凱太太 聽起來不錯呢 485 00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:09,920 寶貝 你要去哪 486 00:33:10,210 --> 00:33:12,120 再聯絡哦 487 00:33:20,170 --> 00:33:21,500 來點特別的吧 488 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,370 什么特別的 489 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,370 我不知道 490 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,700 說點齷齪的話吧 491 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,120 我不知道該說什么 492 00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:33,240 隨便說啊 493 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,200 小雷 你讓我變得好壞 494 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,240 你是個壞女孩 495 00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:42,620 好吧 496 00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:47,210 -我要令你硬挺 -來吧 497 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,340 我要占有它 498 00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:50,990 全都是你的了 499 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:53,450 我要尿在你臉上 500 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,170 在你嘴里放屁 501 00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:57,920 對 還要做蛋糕泄憤 502 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,910 嘿 503 00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:02,360 太齷齪了 504 00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:09,330 是誰 505 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:17,220 小貓咪 你好啊 506 00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:32,920 好吧 貓咪 507 00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:40,180 我知道你為何這么生氣 508 00:34:40,710 --> 00:34:43,220 我不是故意在你砂盆里大便 509 00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:53,240 救命 貓老大發飆了 510 00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:24,420 你想干架嗎 511 00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:30,890 知道厲害了吧 賤貓 512 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,940 來啊 513 00:35:37,090 --> 00:35:41,240 你就只會這兩下 514 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,120 來點真本事吧 515 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:01,290 我告訴你 它被附身了 516 00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:03,280 辣妹 你有看到它嗎 517 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,960 沒有 我聽到打斗聲 518 00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:09,160 我到的時候它已經不見了 519 00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:13,700 這總不會是我自己弄的吧 520 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,440 我只是說 521 00:36:15,450 --> 00:36:18,410 貓很有領域觀念 522 00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:20,700 它是有可能攻擊 523 00:36:20,790 --> 00:36:23,080 但那并不代表它被附身 524 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,290 也許你們倆該睡一起 525 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,490 這話什么意思 526 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,280 我只是想萬一它再來攻擊 527 00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:37,500 它應該不會攻擊你們的 528 00:36:37,710 --> 00:36:40,790 性靈合體 529 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,450 拜托 這是學術 530 00:36:43,790 --> 00:36:45,960 你們倆這是做實驗 531 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,660 我想他是幫不上什么忙 532 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:49,960 剛好相反 533 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,580 我很樂意搓合你們 534 00:36:51,630 --> 00:36:53,670 走吧 我送你去睡覺 535 00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:58,360 很好 別忘了互吻道晚安 536 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,240 這屋內有鬼 教授 537 00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:05,570 我頭殼沒壞 538 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:12,710 一 二 三 四 五 六 七 539 00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:18,110 八 九 十 十一 來吧 跟我一起數 540 00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:39,850 嘿 你好 541 00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:44,240 進來一下 542 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,160 快來 543 00:37:52,130 --> 00:37:53,200 逮到你了 544 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,490 想玩嗎 來玩吧 545 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,080 這游戲很有趣呢 546 00:38:02,130 --> 00:38:04,120 你干嘛 547 00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:05,580 雷叔叔有別的游戲 548 00:38:05,710 --> 00:38:06,220 把你的手指拿開 549 00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:07,960 胳肢 胳肢 胳肢 胳肢 550 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:14,090 跟我嘿咻嘿咻 551 00:38:14,090 --> 00:38:16,380 救命啊 552 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,510 天啊 553 00:38:19,790 --> 00:38:22,710 送你一個小汽球 554 00:38:26,710 --> 00:38:31,580 日記 555 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,200 我無法再跟他共處 556 00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:38,410 他成了一個怪獸 557 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,320 我懷疑他在搞婚外情 558 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,290 他跟保母小薇有一腿 559 00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:46,370 所以他才雇她 560 00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:48,240 但我們根本沒小孩 561 00:38:48,290 --> 00:38:53,380 辛蒂 我要你知道我的遭遇 562 00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:03,920 你好 辛蒂 563 00:39:04,170 --> 00:39:05,960 你好 教授 564 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:16,370 你不生我的氣了 565 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:18,700 怎么會呢 教授 566 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:22,920 你放輕松點嘛 567 00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:40,110 她好像起疑心了 568 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:42,260 誰 569 00:39:44,270 --> 00:39:45,810 你老婆啊 570 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,110 -天啊 就是在這里發生的 -什么 571 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,560 她回到家 572 00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:56,840 看到了他們 573 00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:57,840 看到誰 574 00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,930 我本來在她房里看她的日記 575 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:02,550 接著我在柜子里找到這件衣服 576 00:40:03,350 --> 00:40:05,430 我只記得這么多了 577 00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:07,520 你呢 小雷 578 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,230 我是來找吃的 洋裝是周五買的 579 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,930 夠美吧 580 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,940 晚安 小樹苗 581 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,800 喝光水水 582 00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:23,400 長成又高又壯的大麻樹 583 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,060 我就能把你卷起來 584 00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:29,870 然后毀了你的前途 585 00:40:29,870 --> 00:40:30,710 你會的 586 00:40:32,690 --> 00:40:34,480 晚安 寶貝 587 00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:44,550 牙仙子 588 00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:47,640 我今晚要搶牙仙子 589 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,850 霉龜唱片推出嘻哈圣誕專輯 590 00:41:00,230 --> 00:41:03,440 收錄經典 圣誕公公跟我老母 591 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,650 -真是太爽了 -我正夢到一個白人女人 592 00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:08,680 還有 雪人怎么不賤了 593 00:41:08,810 --> 00:41:12,060 圣誕叫床聲 淫色圣誕 594 00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:16,420 我不要在牢里過圣誕 595 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:18,300 一路爽叮當 596 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,340 -還有很多好聽的酷歌 -我要買這張 597 00:41:21,110 --> 00:41:23,080 只要19塊95 598 00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:35,310 我不是有意抽你親戚的 599 00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:39,740 都是惠妮跟巴比布朗教我的 600 00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:43,770 等等 601 00:41:43,810 --> 00:41:46,680 靠 602 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,070 哦 靠 603 00:41:48,110 --> 00:41:49,670 哦 天啊 604 00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:55,510 有東西燒焦了 605 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,640 靠 就是我嘛 606 00:41:58,730 --> 00:41:59,890 我有個主意 607 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,260 -等一等 -撐著點 矮子 608 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,480 先別救我 這樣滿high的 609 00:42:07,810 --> 00:42:12,200 抽吧 用力抽 610 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:13,900 你象個婊子 611 00:42:14,690 --> 00:42:18,270 把矮子放下 我就給你洋芋片 612 00:42:20,710 --> 00:42:23,000 靠 613 00:42:23,030 --> 00:42:24,020 靠 614 00:42:24,070 --> 00:42:26,990 這玩意燒的比燙頭發還快 615 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,980 這屋子有鬼 616 00:42:38,030 --> 00:42:40,040 教授沒有說實話 617 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,820 我昨晚發現一個密室 618 00:42:43,820 --> 00:42:46,300 找到這些跟凱阿修有關的剪報 619 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:49,270 他很邪惡 620 00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:53,230 我還找到一張他老婆的照片 621 00:42:54,070 --> 00:42:56,110 哇靠 她跟你好像 622 00:42:56,110 --> 00:42:57,650 真的 623 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:02,350 你頭發的分叉比她多 你的臉比較油 624 00:43:02,410 --> 00:43:05,650 是啊 還有你的眼睛小 625 00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:07,900 看來像是得了唐氏癥 626 00:43:07,950 --> 00:43:12,020 你們真的很像 但她奶子較大 627 00:43:12,070 --> 00:43:15,560 你的像紅毛猩猩一樣癟 628 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:20,320 要后仰才能露出來 629 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:25,030 好了 夠了 630 00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:29,720 我想是她殺了他 而他想找我 631 00:43:29,730 --> 00:43:31,230 是啊 賤貨 632 00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:49,400 早安 歪頭 我來幫你 633 00:43:49,450 --> 00:43:51,330 我不需要幫忙 我可以自己來 634 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:59,900 教授 我們需要談談 635 00:44:00,030 --> 00:44:01,140 什么事 636 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,160 我想你該考慮中斷實驗 637 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,240 屋里的鬼越來越殘暴了 638 00:44:08,740 --> 00:44:11,310 我們有危險 我得腳踏實地 639 00:44:11,450 --> 00:44:12,650 站出來 640 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,030 阻止這場實驗 641 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,770 歪頭 這得由我來決定 642 00:44:18,770 --> 00:44:22,100 我們就快成功了 643 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:25,320 我也快搞上辣妹了 644 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,450 禮拜一前 誰也不能走 645 00:44:28,950 --> 00:44:33,280 這是大門的鑰匙 不準任何人走 646 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,960 好的 教授 647 00:44:36,780 --> 00:44:39,730 各位 我想教授別有陰謀 648 00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:41,300 我聽到歪頭說 649 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,810 這屋內有惡鬼 650 00:44:42,950 --> 00:44:44,650 我們可能都有危險 651 00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:47,670 不會吧 不要惡鬼 652 00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:49,410 什么是餓鬼 653 00:44:49,410 --> 00:44:51,030 我要走了 654 00:44:51,070 --> 00:44:52,940 不行 大門鎖起來了 655 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,030 只有歪頭有鑰匙 656 00:44:54,030 --> 00:44:55,520 -拿凡士林來 -我來 657 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,320 拿凡士林 香蕉跟膠帶來 658 00:44:58,450 --> 00:44:59,820 我要打斷他的腿 659 00:45:00,070 --> 00:45:01,150 給他阿魯巴 660 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,540 給我五分鐘 我可以拿到鑰匙 661 00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:14,280 你好 歪頭 662 00:45:15,990 --> 00:45:17,190 你好 辣妹 663 00:45:20,030 --> 00:45:21,190 你在干嘛 664 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:26,320 只是個小實驗 665 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,670 工作 工作 怎么老是工作 666 00:45:29,670 --> 00:45:33,910 這個計劃有很多變數 667 00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:39,660 教授把大家耍的團團轉 668 00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:42,940 但我知道誰才是真正的天才 669 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,700 真的 670 00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:49,310 我對你著迷不已 671 00:45:49,740 --> 00:45:55,370 你好聰明 眼睛又性感 672 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:04,910 -放點音樂吧 -好啊 673 00:46:08,110 --> 00:46:10,210 歪頭 674 00:46:10,210 --> 00:46:14,410 聽說你有大門鑰匙 675 00:46:16,570 --> 00:46:20,060 是啊 沒錯 676 00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:22,450 如果 677 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:25,150 我想借鑰匙呢 678 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:30,360 親愛的上帝 679 00:46:32,070 --> 00:46:34,160 不可以 680 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,830 -你可以的 寶貝 -不 681 00:46:36,830 --> 00:46:37,630 求求你 682 00:46:37,630 --> 00:46:41,770 你把鑰匙給我 683 00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:45,770 我就幫你 684 00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:46,780 等等 685 00:46:47,610 --> 00:46:49,850 我不需要幫忙 686 00:46:50,740 --> 00:46:52,900 我可以自己來 687 00:46:57,860 --> 00:46:58,840 看 688 00:46:58,860 --> 00:47:00,030 我折騰自己的沙拉 689 00:47:15,110 --> 00:47:18,230 原來這就是你的密室 690 00:47:19,410 --> 00:47:21,800 好吧 691 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,110 這樣下去不行的 692 00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:30,280 教授 693 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,770 過來 694 00:47:39,910 --> 00:47:44,130 這邊 大帥哥 695 00:47:46,910 --> 00:47:48,230 我們見過嗎 696 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:51,230 來 等你喔 697 00:47:51,990 --> 00:47:54,660 別鬧了 你在哪里 698 00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:57,160 這里 寶貝 699 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,460 不 700 00:48:08,930 --> 00:48:10,180 -大家都到了嗎 -是的 701 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:11,680 好的 我們走 702 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,240 媽的 703 00:48:17,660 --> 00:48:20,690 他不會讓我們走 他要殺我們 704 00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:23,400 快看 有丑女 705 00:48:23,530 --> 00:48:25,020 大家快點 到實驗室去 706 00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:27,830 走 快跑 707 00:48:28,410 --> 00:48:29,860 你們死定了 708 00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:33,640 鎖門 709 00:48:33,950 --> 00:48:37,900 -我們得摧毀它 -好的 710 00:48:37,950 --> 00:48:39,850 我們又看不見它 怎么摧毀它 711 00:48:39,910 --> 00:48:42,740 有了 我們把毛剃光 712 00:48:42,740 --> 00:48:44,810 再涂上頭虱藥 713 00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:48,700 聽著 我們要用這些槍 714 00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:51,820 它們能放射能源彈 715 00:48:51,910 --> 00:48:55,650 破壞靈體 摧毀鬼魂 716 00:48:55,740 --> 00:48:59,610 彈藥有限 別亂開槍 717 00:48:59,610 --> 00:49:00,040 閉嘴 718 00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:08,000 -節約彈藥 -我錯了 719 00:49:08,620 --> 00:49:09,360 對不起 720 00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:11,660 唯一能搜尋 721 00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:13,620 鬼魂的辦法 722 00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:16,640 就是戴上這些感熱護目鏡 723 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,020 它能感測體溫 功能強大 724 00:49:18,070 --> 00:49:20,740 甚至能測得殘留體液 725 00:49:20,780 --> 00:49:22,770 縱使你早已擦干凈 726 00:49:26,910 --> 00:49:27,900 怎么 727 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:31,030 有問題嗎 728 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,230 聽著 鬼也許無形 729 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,360 但我們有高科技武器 730 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,600 能用來對付它 731 00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:42,950 我們怎么聯系 有對講機嗎 732 00:49:42,950 --> 00:49:44,820 用這些 733 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,030 這是紙杯耶 734 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:54,060 護目鏡跟能源槍花光了經費 735 00:49:54,990 --> 00:49:58,120 好 我們分開行動 736 00:49:58,740 --> 00:50:00,360 給我站住 737 00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:02,240 怎么每次發生 738 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,700 什么恐怖的事 739 00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:05,980 你們白人就愛叫人散開 740 00:50:06,030 --> 00:50:07,770 她說的對 團結就是力量 741 00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:09,020 沒錯 742 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:13,020 好 你們三個 跟我走 743 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,940 哇咧 744 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,230 我們死定了 745 00:50:35,670 --> 00:50:38,860 聽見嗎 746 00:50:38,950 --> 00:50:39,900 聽見了 747 00:50:41,070 --> 00:50:42,940 矮子呢 748 00:50:42,990 --> 00:50:45,530 不知道 矮子 749 00:50:45,530 --> 00:50:47,100 矮子 750 00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:49,540 矮子 751 00:50:51,530 --> 00:50:53,520 該死 752 00:50:53,570 --> 00:50:56,630 你在這等著 我馬上回來 753 00:50:56,630 --> 00:50:58,540 -好的 -沒事的 754 00:51:08,510 --> 00:51:09,980 這里是干嘛的 755 00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:11,310 不知道 756 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,210 大概是暖爐吧 757 00:51:15,210 --> 00:51:16,710 -走吧 -不 等等 758 00:51:16,710 --> 00:51:20,020 剪報上寫凱阿修就是 759 00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:21,520 在暖爐遇害 760 00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:31,990 你看 好多灰 761 00:51:31,990 --> 00:51:34,390 大選變天 762 00:51:35,950 --> 00:51:37,230 -你在干嘛 -慢著 763 00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:47,910 -我們散開 到那端會合 -好的 764 00:51:47,910 --> 00:51:51,700 等等 祝你好運 765 00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:53,990 我愛你 766 00:51:55,450 --> 00:51:58,150 殺她 767 00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:04,480 -矮子 -辛蒂 768 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:08,070 有怪物追我 我們該怎么辦 769 00:52:08,740 --> 00:52:10,450 -有了 -什么 770 00:52:14,270 --> 00:52:16,740 矮子 771 00:52:16,770 --> 00:52:18,300 矮子 772 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,270 靠 那賤貨干嘛把它引到這里 773 00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:31,030 也許她不會看到我 774 00:52:31,030 --> 00:52:33,740 救命啊 小蘭 775 00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:39,740 媽的 她看到我了 好吧 776 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,230 感謝上帝 777 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,710 讓那怪物把她大卸八塊吧 778 00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:59,600 媽的 快死吧 779 00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:02,660 天啊 小蘭 我們死定了 780 00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:05,800 都是你亂叫拖我下水 781 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:06,840 它來了 782 00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:07,860 它是什么 783 00:53:08,470 --> 00:53:11,830 它是怪物嗎 它是怪物嗎 784 00:53:15,910 --> 00:53:20,690 這只是骷髏 骨頭罷了 785 00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:23,440 得了厭食癥的下場 786 00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:27,110 閉上你的鳥嘴 787 00:53:30,210 --> 00:53:33,200 它發瘋了 788 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:36,360 骷髏先生 在這里 789 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,540 哈 上當了 790 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,110 一路順風 791 00:53:43,650 --> 00:53:46,470 我有個主意 過來 792 00:53:47,770 --> 00:53:50,900 真有趣 793 00:53:56,530 --> 00:53:57,410 給我滾 794 00:53:57,410 --> 00:54:00,300 等我回來就有人要倒大霉了 795 00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:02,620 小蘭 你好勇敢 796 00:54:02,620 --> 00:54:04,810 你真是我的好朋友 797 00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:06,420 你們沒事吧 798 00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:07,280 -沒事 -當然啦 799 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,280 它根本嚇不倒我 800 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,280 -大內褲 -啊啊啊 801 00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:15,520 鬼抓了巴迪 802 00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:16,480 我的屁屁 803 00:54:16,530 --> 00:54:19,540 -想想辦法 小蘭 -好 804 00:54:21,530 --> 00:54:23,650 我以為我是你最好的朋友 805 00:54:23,950 --> 00:54:27,060 那是過去式了 我會想你的 806 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,070 我的槍 807 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,030 你還好吧 808 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,590 你流血了 809 00:54:46,590 --> 00:54:50,050 來 實驗室有急救箱 810 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:12,860 寶貝小阿修 你在哪里 811 00:55:16,990 --> 00:55:20,070 愛人 你在那里嗎 812 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:27,150 小阿修 我要跟你談談 813 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,440 -不 滾開 -寶貝 814 00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:31,690 別來煩我 815 00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:34,110 來嘛 寶貝 我們談談 816 00:55:36,740 --> 00:55:40,860 相愛相守 誰能傷害我們 817 00:55:40,910 --> 00:55:43,190 那只是一夜情 818 00:55:48,030 --> 00:55:50,350 你干嘛不跟我談 819 00:55:50,410 --> 00:55:52,360 因為你給我螃蟹 820 00:55:57,910 --> 00:56:00,820 你真沒用 再見 821 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,070 你好嗎 822 00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:24,900 不親嘴 不親嘴 823 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,690 戴著這個 824 00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:32,060 你就美呆了 825 00:56:38,940 --> 00:56:40,560 不不不 826 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,900 別毀了這一切 827 00:56:43,450 --> 00:56:45,900 我仔細思考我們之間的友誼 828 00:56:45,950 --> 00:56:48,090 從未有朋友這么關心我 829 00:56:48,090 --> 00:56:49,450 小雷也關心我 830 00:56:49,450 --> 00:56:51,490 但那不一樣 831 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:52,950 他送花給我 832 00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:55,950 幫我放洗澡水 833 00:56:55,990 --> 00:56:57,860 當我夜里被惡夢驚醒 834 00:56:57,910 --> 00:56:59,980 小雷會在床上摟著我 835 00:57:00,910 --> 00:57:06,450 總之 今晚也許是最后一夜了 836 00:57:06,740 --> 00:57:07,480 我在想 837 00:57:07,530 --> 00:57:09,900 我們該更深入交往 838 00:57:09,950 --> 00:57:10,690 -沒錯 -噢 巴迪 839 00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:12,980 我也這么想 840 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,240 這可能是我們的最后一夜 841 00:57:16,990 --> 00:57:18,910 我想享受一切 842 00:57:18,910 --> 00:57:20,940 我也這么想 843 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,650 -我要滿足我們最深切的幻想 -太棒了 844 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:32,290 -像我一直都想到月球上漫步 -什么 845 00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:47,190 你呢 你想做什么 846 00:57:51,670 --> 00:57:53,270 鬼來啦 847 00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:12,150 天啊 他把我們鎖起來了 848 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,150 你該找人援助 849 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:18,020 呼叫 有人聽見嗎 850 00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:22,770 請說 有人聽見嗎 851 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,530 這里有狀況 呼叫 852 00:58:27,990 --> 00:58:30,470 他們聽不見 853 00:58:30,470 --> 00:58:32,940 應該是墻隔住了 854 00:58:37,810 --> 00:58:41,030 好吧 855 00:58:41,410 --> 00:58:45,530 -你待在這 我上樓去看看 -好的 856 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,070 -需要幫忙嗎 -不 857 00:58:57,070 --> 00:58:58,030 好吧 858 00:58:58,030 --> 00:58:59,590 你想干嘛 859 00:59:00,410 --> 00:59:00,950 表示友好 860 00:59:00,950 --> 00:59:01,980 掩護我 861 00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:03,900 什么 862 00:59:03,950 --> 00:59:05,440 掩護我 863 00:59:05,950 --> 00:59:08,730 用火力掩護 我這是S形前進 864 00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:13,190 這是我當傭兵兩年學會的 865 00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:16,910 -我在越南匍匐前進了兩年 -這樣啊 866 00:59:16,910 --> 00:59:21,410 哇 看那個殘廢在做什么 867 00:59:21,410 --> 00:59:21,740 哇靠 868 00:59:24,950 --> 00:59:26,980 我了解你的自尊 讓我幫你吧 869 00:59:27,110 --> 00:59:29,190 退后 臭娘們 870 00:59:29,950 --> 00:59:31,110 好吧 871 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,130 我們該怎么辦 我好冷 872 00:59:38,010 --> 00:59:40,100 我失去知覺了 好冷 873 00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:41,800 這樣有感覺嗎 874 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:42,360 沒 875 00:59:43,340 --> 00:59:45,090 沒 再上面一點 876 00:59:45,140 --> 00:59:45,740 這樣呢 877 00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:48,700 繼續摩擦 878 00:59:54,030 --> 00:59:55,440 拜托 我沒準 879 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,600 這是生離死別的關頭 880 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:03,770 我以愛為名請求你 881 01:00:07,450 --> 01:00:10,980 好 巴迪 一切為愛 882 01:00:19,450 --> 01:00:24,020 辛蒂 我快撐不住了 883 01:00:24,070 --> 01:00:25,650 不許你就這樣走掉 884 01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:27,320 你一定能出去的 885 01:00:27,450 --> 01:00:31,440 你以后也會子孫滿堂 886 01:00:31,570 --> 01:00:34,140 -你也必將安享天年 -安享天年 887 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,150 -在家壽終 -在家壽終 888 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,780 -不是在這 -不是 889 01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:40,590 -不是這樣 -一個男人 890 01:00:40,590 --> 01:00:41,990 -你懂嗎 -噢 我懂 891 01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,980 被關在此是我此生最美好的事 892 01:00:46,030 --> 01:00:46,590 我也是 893 01:00:46,590 --> 01:00:50,310 因此 我心存感激 894 01:00:50,450 --> 01:00:53,450 我永不放手 895 01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:54,860 -我好虛弱 -巴迪 896 01:00:54,910 --> 01:00:57,610 -我要去了 -回過神來啊 897 01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:00,690 好 歪頭 898 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:06,230 該你上場表現了 899 01:01:13,210 --> 01:01:14,220 來吧 姓凱的 900 01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:16,700 出來 901 01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:19,610 我不需要什么感熱護目鏡 902 01:01:46,020 --> 01:01:47,510 就這樣 903 01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:00,970 姓凱的 餓嗎 該吃點心了 904 01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:16,230 逮到你了 905 01:02:28,740 --> 01:02:29,690 我知你在想什么 906 01:02:29,690 --> 01:02:33,810 我彈藥夠嗎還是 907 01:02:33,910 --> 01:02:38,150 你覺得你運氣夠好嗎 908 01:02:38,740 --> 01:02:42,950 你覺得自己夠走運嗎 909 01:02:43,070 --> 01:02:44,980 開槍吧 豬頭 910 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,190 好 911 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,810 動手吧 廢人 912 01:03:33,610 --> 01:03:37,270 風火輪 913 01:03:37,990 --> 01:03:41,270 救命 救命 914 01:03:41,270 --> 01:03:45,410 來 抓住我的手 915 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:49,480 再不抓你就會掉下去了 916 01:03:49,610 --> 01:03:51,090 不 伸出你另一支手 917 01:03:51,090 --> 01:03:53,760 另一支手沒力 918 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,150 抓我的小手 919 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,070 不 別碰我 920 01:03:57,070 --> 01:03:59,490 快 抓住我的手 921 01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:13,410 不 為何找上我 922 01:04:13,910 --> 01:04:18,040 我忠心耿耿 923 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,980 別這么對我 924 01:04:21,990 --> 01:04:25,800 巴迪 我們該離開了 925 01:04:58,450 --> 01:05:00,440 收到 請說 926 01:05:00,660 --> 01:05:01,650 我是辛蒂 927 01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:03,770 我不要你 我要找羅杰 928 01:05:03,910 --> 01:05:05,940 羅杰 你在哪 別再混了 929 01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:09,190 聽著 惡鬼怪發飆 巴迪受傷了 930 01:05:09,530 --> 01:05:11,460 -你在哪里 -就在你后面 931 01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:13,860 感謝上帝 矮子呢 932 01:05:13,990 --> 01:05:17,400 不知 他剛才還在的 933 01:05:17,950 --> 01:05:19,530 好 你去幫巴迪 934 01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:22,190 -我去樓上看看 -好的 935 01:05:24,130 --> 01:05:26,690 真香 936 01:05:26,740 --> 01:05:28,360 你好 辛蒂 937 01:05:28,530 --> 01:05:31,310 矮子 跟辛蒂打招呼 938 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,650 你好 辛蒂 939 01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:37,510 你沒事吧 說話啊 940 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:42,980 嗎啡 搖頭丸 你對他下藥 941 01:05:43,110 --> 01:05:46,120 我沒有 那都是他的 942 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,650 好了 矮子 誰要吃大餐 943 01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:51,650 我 我 944 01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:55,330 韓森 不要 945 01:05:57,610 --> 01:05:59,740 -搞屁啊 -吸毒的小孩 946 01:05:59,740 --> 01:06:02,570 腦子就長這樣 947 01:06:15,450 --> 01:06:16,690 矮子 948 01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:18,530 真是酷斃了 949 01:06:18,570 --> 01:06:19,690 怎么了 950 01:06:19,740 --> 01:06:23,150 韓森被附身了 快阻止他 951 01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:05,310 嬌娃出動 952 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:17,930 你沒事吧 953 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,730 我的腳失去知覺了 954 01:09:22,230 --> 01:09:26,240 我感覺不到我的腳 955 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:27,270 廢話 956 01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,240 你給我閉嘴 957 01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:33,280 -通知大家到樓上會合 -好的 958 01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:37,850 小雷你留下 皮帶給我 959 01:09:40,380 --> 01:09:41,980 鶴形拳 960 01:09:46,780 --> 01:09:48,330 臥虎拳 961 01:09:53,860 --> 01:09:55,150 醉猴拳 962 01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,860 狂牛拳 963 01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:05,430 有膽來啊 哞 964 01:10:07,950 --> 01:10:09,650 駱駝腿 965 01:10:32,610 --> 01:10:35,780 我們走吧 快點 966 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,150 向后轉 967 01:10:43,950 --> 01:10:47,800 好 得有人到平臺上誘他上鉤 968 01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:54,650 我去 969 01:10:54,780 --> 01:10:56,580 -辛蒂 讓我 -不 巴迪 970 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:58,270 他要的是我 971 01:10:59,190 --> 01:11:04,130 我是想萬一你死了 電腦給我 972 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:08,430 -他一上去你就趕快下來 -好的 973 01:11:08,950 --> 01:11:10,140 向后轉 974 01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:15,850 凱阿修 你要的是我 來吧 975 01:11:16,110 --> 01:11:19,890 我不怕了 出來吧 976 01:11:41,410 --> 01:11:42,030 歪頭 快動手 977 01:11:42,030 --> 01:11:43,780 不行 她還在上面 978 01:11:43,780 --> 01:11:45,520 如果我打開開關 她會死的 979 01:11:45,660 --> 01:11:48,230 辛蒂 快走 你會死的 980 01:11:49,740 --> 01:11:52,310 讓開 我去救她 981 01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:56,280 他怎么跑這么慢 982 01:11:56,410 --> 01:11:58,440 小雷 快點 983 01:11:58,950 --> 01:12:00,060 好 984 01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:02,320 打開開關 985 01:12:02,410 --> 01:12:04,240 你是我的了 永遠 986 01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:20,320 小雷 你救了我 你還好吧 987 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:22,490 沒事 后面有墊背的 988 01:12:44,740 --> 01:12:46,890 發生什么事情了 989 01:12:46,890 --> 01:12:50,100 矮子 你沒死 我們成功了 990 01:12:53,780 --> 01:12:55,150 二個月后 991 01:12:55,150 --> 01:12:59,440 那真是一場驚魂記 992 01:12:59,740 --> 01:13:02,740 我得花點時間復原 993 01:13:02,740 --> 01:13:06,740 我們已出來 重返學校 994 01:13:06,740 --> 01:13:09,420 我知道一切都會好轉 995 01:13:09,420 --> 01:13:12,090 天啊 閉上你的鳥嘴吧 996 01:13:12,110 --> 01:13:15,060 你干嘛不讓我死了算了 997 01:13:15,110 --> 01:13:16,740 給我繩子 我要上吊 998 01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:20,110 好了 我上吊了 999 01:13:22,530 --> 01:13:28,440 爸 你玩得愉快吧 1000 01:13:28,740 --> 01:13:31,860 不 鳥很愛干凈的 沒問題 1001 01:13:31,910 --> 01:13:34,740 哇靠 你在鳥食里放了什么 1002 01:13:40,070 --> 01:13:43,650 巴迪來了 我要掛了 拜 1003 01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:45,690 哇 好大一攤 1004 01:13:46,490 --> 01:13:47,360 巴迪 1005 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,390 驚喜 胸前有空檔 1006 01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:53,690 你得快點 小根男 1007 01:13:53,740 --> 01:13:54,980 來吧 1008 01:13:57,030 --> 01:13:58,610 小心蜜蜂 1009 01:13:58,950 --> 01:14:02,440 你是這世上最保護我的人了 1010 01:14:02,860 --> 01:14:04,980 做你的男人就該這樣 1011 01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,650 兩根熱狗 1012 01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:12,590 巴迪 抓住他 1013 01:14:12,590 --> 01:14:14,630 巴迪 巴迪 1014 01:14:14,630 --> 01:14:16,450 我回來找你了 1015 01:14:16,610 --> 01:14:18,060 不 這是不可能的 1016 01:14:19,490 --> 01:14:24,030 沒錯 我們將廝守終身了 1017 01:14:24,070 --> 01:14:26,190 不 1018 01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:31,390 好耶 1019 01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:35,810 你聽見了嗎 1020 01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:38,440 不 我什么也沒聽見 58429

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