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后期：折翼的乌鸦儿

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鬼屋

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莉莉不会离去  莉莉不会离去

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莉莉永不再离去

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你知道这首吗

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这首才劲爆

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摇摇你的屁屁  小心点

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让我看看你动感的身躯

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嫖客和皮条客

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快来干活

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我早警告过黑鬼

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别想搞上我

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摇摇你的屁屁  小心点

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让我看看你动感的身躯

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你们有病

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叫伊第一名

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她病了很久

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夭寿死囝仔

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一共是17块5毛

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嘿  付钱啊

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我是麦神父

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很高兴你能赶到

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我尽量加快

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但这把年纪还真不易

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需要些时间

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先摸摸屁眼

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会有帮助

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够了  我懂了

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你知道

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当你

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她好吗

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-糟透了  神父  -真的吗

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她不吃也不发一语

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甚至不肯让我碰她

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有时你得拿糖果来诱拐

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神父

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教会派我协助你

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-你好  -你好

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我是哈神父

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想见见那女孩吗

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等会  我要先为这房子祈福

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死亡的悲伤指引我

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我背负地狱的苦痛

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我大声呼喊上主之名

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超脱我的灵魂

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神啊  请助我解除这恶魔

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感谢上帝  仁慈万能的主

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噢  麻辣锅

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我不玩了

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-你看到了吗  -看看她  神父

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-救救这孩子  -妈的

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好吧

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好冷

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我们祈祷

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人类的护卫者  请垂怜你的仆人

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滚开  没用的老屁股

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闭嘴

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全能的上帝

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小哈  你老妈也在这呢

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要留话吗  我会转告她

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妈  你能不能出去

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你真无趣

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我在工作

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待会见了  哈妈妈

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全能的上帝

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不朽的天父  耶苏的老爸

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圣母玛丽的小孩的老爸

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全能的上帝  不朽的天父

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您曾将暴君打入炼狱

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也曾派遣你儿子到尘世

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也让作弊的人都被记大过

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-上我  上我  -神父

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神父  没有人这样驱魔的

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以天父  基督之名

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-拿着  神父  -滚吧  谢谢你

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你的武器毫无作用

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我们祈祷

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我们在天上的父啊

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住嘴  愿人都尊你的名

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-王国来临  -闭嘴  你娘卡好

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好你的头

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惊声尖笑2

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一年后

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矮子  你跟同学合得来吗

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算吧  辛蒂

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你需要用功点

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想要一个家

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却被老妈赶出门

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但我在大学学到很重要的事

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书的价值

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真的

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是啊  你看

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卷烟纸

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你喜欢大学吗

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还好吧

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但有时会觉得我好逊

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大家都很酷  我却很逊

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拜托  你也不赖啊

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你只是需要点品味  加点料

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加料

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就是衣服

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来  现在就让你变酷

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首先  别这样坐

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要酷一点  大胆一点  放松  展现自我

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好  接着这样

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-这就是酷  -是啊

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站起来  我教你几招

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右  左  右  左

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右  左  右  踢

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接着嘴巴要说

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外套不错嘛  痞子  拿来

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外套不错嘛  痞子

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-拿来  -拿来

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就是这样  练一遍给我看

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右  左  右  踢

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外套不错嘛

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给我滚  贱货  拿来

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正点

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你们好了没

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放心  我们不会迟到

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你们觉得怎样

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夹紧还是放开

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-哇靠  -拜托

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我想也是

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你们昨晚玩太疯了

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昨晚好棒  我真是爽呆了

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我喝了一桶啤酒  醒来发现我裸体躺在一桶冰旁边

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哇阿

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小雷  你被刺青了

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靠  刺了什么

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小雷

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靠  你也被刺青了

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真的  刺了什么

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搞我吧

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小雷  搞我吧  小雷  搞我吧

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小雷  搞我吧

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什么

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来点刺激的吧

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拜托  别害我终身不举

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-你外套真炫  -谢谢

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小心点

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今天有人被攻击  还被抢了外套

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就是有人这么野蛮

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下节课是

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心理学

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我也是  101室吗

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-十点在302室  -是的

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没错

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真是的  我的第六感超强

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明天记得提醒我去签六合彩  别分开走

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第六感告诉我会带衰的

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你不是真信那些吧

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我信  我超信

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横行霸道请打投诉专线

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鬼屋计划

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这些都是参加者

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是的  最上面这些

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都有濒死经验

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有辣妹吗

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我想你很清楚  教授

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有濒死经验的人

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很适合用来做超自然调查

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我特别考虑他们

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很好  歪头

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受过伤的女学生最好搞

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我喜欢她

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是的  她是辛蒂

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典型的被遗弃型人格失序

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她有防卫心  但很合作

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这个呢

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那是小雷  我搞不清楚他

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不过他见我时似乎很热情

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这是什么

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面谈后他寄给我的

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你怎么找到他们的

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他们都是史郡屠杀案的生还者

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太好了

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这些孩子就是最好的媒介

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可以唤醒鬼屋的恶灵

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要如何骗他们过去

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就说这是课程的一部分

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他们要参与睡眠失调的研究

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我们要成名了

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第一篇有力的文献

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窥探死后的生命

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各位好  我是欧教授

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各位经过仔细的挑选

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将会自动获得优等成绩  只要完成研究

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今年的研究主题是失眠

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我们要一起渡过一个周末

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在受控制的环境下

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一起研究各位的睡眠失调症

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我会发给各位说明书

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-我可以发  -不

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我来发

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我自己就能发

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各位今晚六点要准时到达

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要待到周一

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晚上见

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-你的书掉了  哈痢破特  -谢谢

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我是辛蒂

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-我是巴迪  -你好

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看来我们要共度周末了

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要一起K书吗

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K书

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算了

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抱歉  巴迪  你人很好

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只是我刚结束一段恋情

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我还没准备好要再约会

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也许我们能当朋友

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好  酷啊  当朋友

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-回头见了  朋友  -好的  再见

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大内裤  回头见

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我们活着  我们记得

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我们曾共度美好时光

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随着时光转变  无论如何

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我们还是朋友

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闭上你的鸟嘴  让我唱歌好吗

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哈罗

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哈罗

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哈罗

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小家伙  你好

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小  我才不小  我可大了

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看过小鸟有如此巨根吗

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-大吃一惊吧  -是啊

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那就滚吧

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有需要再来

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好

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去你的

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哈罗

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抱歉  孩子  我吓坏你了

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对不起  你吓到了

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好吧  我唱歌给你听  上帝在她神圣的殿堂里

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好多了

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我是欧教授的学生

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我是管家韩森

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你叫什么名字

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-我叫辛蒂  -辛蒂

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长的真像

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一样的削瘦双颊和双唇

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一样的眼睛  还有你的头发

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对不起

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还有一样的鼻子  呵呵

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我带你去房间吧好重

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我该用强壮的手来提

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哇  好多内裤

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我能拿好

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你的东西好多喔

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别忘了牙刷  晚上要用呢

253
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,620
以后会用

254
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:04,580
走  跟我来  跟着我的屁屁走

255
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:05,660
借过

256
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:09,510
往这边  到了

257
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,500
你一个人住这

258
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,290
对  我们想过要出租

259
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:19,290
但好像没人敢住

260
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,450
那是老夫人

261
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,420
那是老先生

262
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,300
那是谁

263
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:30,270
那是凯子主人

264
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:32,510
-它真可爱  -是啊

265
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,950
那是凯子主人最喜欢的玩具

266
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,950
真不知它怎么会在这里

267
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,250
这些玩具有时好像是活的

268
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,590
这边

269
00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:58,880
不  不是那间  小亲亲

270
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,160
那是主人情妇的房间

271
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,150
他很色的

272
00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:08,420
你住这间

273
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:11,500
这是他挚爱的房间

274
00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:13,870
他的夫人  卡洛琳

275
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:18,920
我带你看  借我屁屁过一下

276
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,720
小心  屁屁要过来了

277
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:25,040
真美

278
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:28,170
谢谢你  我都有做运动

279
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,370
我天天都做提臀运动

280
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,490
我用力缩紧  再放松

281
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:38,070
用力缩紧  再放松

282
00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,320
你看

283
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:48,970
卡洛琳穿上那件可美呆了

284
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,160
其实  她一直是美若天仙

285
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,370
她曾承欢皇室贵族

286
00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:56,290
和平民百姓

287
00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:59,410
甚至还有美国总统

288
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:09,660
别怕  这是猫老大

289
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,910
它是主人最喜欢的宠物

290
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,250
它历经家族数代传承

291
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,750
看看它  还是像只小猫

292
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:21,000
好了  我想我该走了

293
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,700
有任何需要直接来找我

294
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,680
教授  我已搞定一切

295
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:31,700
包括急救箱跟血浆  以防意外

296
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:34,630
这些监视器遍及各个角落吗

297
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,130
是的  我想这样最好

298
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:40,540
所以要是小妞去洗澡

299
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,000
-我该按哪个钮好看特写  -那个

300
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,040
那个

301
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,370
抱歉  教授

302
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,040
你的客人已陆续抵达

303
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,620
晚餐马上就好了

304
00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:58,790
谢了  掌厨的

305
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,160
我是管家

306
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:06,000
那是直排轮鞋吧  走路小心点

307
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,540
可别跌倒打破东西了

308
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:13,040
真好笑  拍拍手

309
00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:15,790
你真好心

310
00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:17,750
干脆起立鼓掌算了

311
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:19,370
你来扶我啊

312
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,950
好  我知道你想干嘛

313
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,570
你好面熟  跳过八家将吗

314
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:25,910
你去死吧

315
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:31,010
好  我要走了  走了喔

316
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:34,520
我要去准备晚餐  -好的

317
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,210
等会见

318
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,290
很好  我会立刻上楼

319
00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:40,780
换上慢跑装后立刻下来

320
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:46,710
小家伙  你好吗

321
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:48,750
滚开  四眼田鸡

322
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,830
你说什么

323
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:55,040
我叫你滚开  四眼田鸡

324
00:21:55,810 --> 00:21:58,330
-你真欠揍  -嗨  嗨  嗨

325
00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:01,750
别这样  那只是一只鸟

326
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,830
小鸟  要不要吃　干啊

327
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,450
吃你老妈的屁屁啦

328
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,780
小鸟说什么

329
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,780
我说  小鸟要吃你老妈的屁屁

330
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,870
你不能这样叫我妈

331
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,330
你又不认识她

332
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,910
我认识  我昨晚才玩过她

333
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,990
想干架吗  你找死

334
00:22:22,130 --> 00:22:24,040
好可怕  我好害怕

335
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,120
妈的  我得文明一点

336
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:28,210
-来  拿好我的牙  -来啊  爆炸头

337
00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,970
想跟我干架来啊

338
00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:31,230
你有种就来打啊

339
00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:32,500
你的核心吗  给我一些

340
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,120
-有种就来啊  -不  不  什么

341
00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:36,490
你有种别只是讲  有种做啊

342
00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:39,240
来啊  混蛋  放我出去  海扁你一顿

343
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:41,750
-大家好  -你好

344
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:42,210
你好

345
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,090
-嗨  巴迪  -嗨  辛蒂

346
00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:47,290
-你最近好吗  -胸前有空档

347
00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:50,890
你反应要快一点  A罩杯女

348
00:22:50,890 --> 00:22:52,860
喔  喔

349
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:55,330
-大家好  -嗨

350
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:55,790
你最近好吗

351
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,670
你们打算继续发呆流口水

352
00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:01,830
还是帮我弄个座位

353
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,410
我帮你暖好了  这是最棒的位子

354
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,160
第二好的

355
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,580
教授  这间房子

356
00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:19,490
是不是曾有个小女孩被恶魔附身

357
00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:22,750
是有这种报导  但未证实

358
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:32,090
谁要吃开胃菜

359
00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:36,120
-我真高兴听到这些  -这些面包看着真棒

360
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:39,410
是啊  又软又暖

361
00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:41,450
-小雷  -抱歉  我的错

362
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,080
真好吃

363
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:47,020
谢谢  我亲手做的

364
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,870
我想洋芋泥快好了

365
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,260
只需要再搅拌一下

366
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,490
好了  自己来

367
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,580
好  该切火鸡了

368
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,320
-粉嫩粉香的火鸡  -不  不

369
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,440
你休息一下

370
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,990
让我来吧

371
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,020
-是啊  -让小手休息一下吧

372
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:26,040
我很乐意  不过你真好心

373
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:31,050
-让我捏捏你的小脸  -噢  不

374
00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:35,420
很多人很怕

375
00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:39,830
料理火鸡  其实很简单

376
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,790
你只要了解它的生理构造

377
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,830
这里有个小小的屁眼

378
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,880
但它足以让你的手塞进去

379
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,320
把里面塞紧  我都把内脏一起煮

380
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,460
连蛋蛋也不放过

381
00:24:57,460 --> 00:25:02,880
有人会在上面涂油  但我这样

382
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,540
我用力舔

383
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,550
接着舔进它的小屁眼

384
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,870
那没什么用  我不知它有啥用

385
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,550
但我还是舔  上下舔

386
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,160
接着我对着它冲刺

387
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,200
上啊

388
00:25:23,290 --> 00:25:25,330
接着我再拔根毛放进去

389
00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:29,120
就更美味了

390
00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:30,950
等到我觉得差不多了

391
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,670
就把它拿来餐桌旁

392
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,550
真香啊

393
00:25:35,590 --> 00:25:39,210
好了  谁要吃鸡翅

394
00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:42,040
吃你的还是火鸡的

395
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:50,570
我知道你要吃什么  腿

396
00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:52,580
来两腿吧

397
00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:55,070
我拿那两只腿插你屁眼吧

398
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:56,450
插给你死

399
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,580
歪头  冷静点

400
00:25:58,710 --> 00:26:00,780
韩森  请问你

401
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:05,650
菜单上有没有  不是你亲手准备的餐点

402
00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:10,620
-我叫了外卖甜点  -太好了

403
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,490
准备好  派来了

404
00:26:16,790 --> 00:26:18,390
谁要吃第一片

405
00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:22,830
我看到你的眼神了

406
00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:25,550
很好

407
00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:27,270
传给她

408
00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:28,780
谢谢

409
00:26:28,810 --> 00:26:30,350
很好

410
00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:33,460
我要

411
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,160
我要

412
00:26:35,710 --> 00:26:38,750
我要

413
00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:54,550
来玩

414
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,040
来玩

415
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:22,700
辛蒂  辛蒂

416
00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:24,370
是谁

417
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,130
我想帮你  辛蒂

418
00:28:26,130 --> 00:28:27,700
你是谁

419
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:31,080
你有危险  我想帮你

420
00:28:31,130 --> 00:28:34,080
怎么帮我  谁有危险

421
00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:37,120
去琴房看看

422
00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:38,250
你在哪里

423
00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:40,990
去那个烂琴房看看

424
00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:47,280
辛蒂  反应快点

425
00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:49,910
你真逊

426
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,570
巴迪  关于做朋友的事

427
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,960
我觉得能有女的朋友很酷啊

428
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,370
没错  我是女的

429
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,290
你不能对我这么粗暴

430
00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:04,820
那我们该做什么

431
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:09,450
温柔一点的事  像聊天

432
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:13,710
分享秘密和过去的经验

433
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,080
就这些嘛

434
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,450
真像是搞同性恋

435
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,740
但你是女的  应该还好

436
00:29:19,790 --> 00:29:22,330
-是啊  很好吗  -好啊

437
00:29:22,670 --> 00:29:26,090
要不要跟我去察看一下

438
00:29:26,090 --> 00:29:27,030
我们可以聊天

439
00:29:27,090 --> 00:29:29,120
没错

440
00:29:29,170 --> 00:29:29,560
我想跟你说说

441
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,140
我高中的事

442
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:32,420
发生了什么事

443
00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:34,790
很呛的  和西班牙妞胡搞

444
00:29:34,790 --> 00:29:37,500
-等等  -这里最精彩

445
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,710
天啊  你看

446
00:29:40,590 --> 00:29:43,670
真是  有人忘了垫卫生棉

447
00:29:43,670 --> 00:29:45,790
它往书架那边走

448
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,180
天

449
00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:03,370
可能是个秘密基地

450
00:30:23,210 --> 00:30:25,330
凯阿修与情妇被谋杀

451
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:28,700
上面说凯阿修跟情妇在屋内遇害

452
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,540
你看

453
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,000
这一定是他太太

454
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,210
哇咧  她长的跟你好像

455
00:30:37,340 --> 00:30:38,400
你真的这么想吗

456
00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:41,180
-她真的好美  -是啊

457
00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:45,240
你头发的分叉比她多

458
00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:47,650
你的脸比较油

459
00:30:47,650 --> 00:30:49,330
眼睛比较小

460
00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:51,500
你看来像是得了唐氏症

461
00:30:51,790 --> 00:30:55,710
-其他部份就很像了  -是吗

462
00:30:55,710 --> 00:30:56,950
还有  她的奶子比较大

463
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,710
不像你的那么可笑

464
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:02,280
-太外扩了  -好了  够了

465
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,070
天

466
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,330
天啊  快看

467
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,280
卡洛琳  这一定是她的

468
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:16,690
哦  天啊

469
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,040
快走吧  这里令人发毛

470
00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:21,780
-好吧  帮忙捧一下  -谢谢了

471
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,200
-巴迪  -什么

472
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,520
-我是指箱子  -好的

473
00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:06,250
哇咧

474
00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:12,830
星期三

475
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,990
今天星期五

476
00:32:18,090 --> 00:32:19,050
很好

477
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:40,000
拜托  早知道我就会先洗澡

478
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,660
真希望你有先洗澡  上去

479
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,920
-这是你想要的  -是的  是的

480
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,910
够了  爸爸  尽情狂欢吧

481
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,330
不准跑

482
00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:56,750
来吧  我的外号叫种猪呢

483
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,080
这是我最棒的经验了

484
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,820
凯太太  听起来不错呢

485
00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:09,920
宝贝  你要去哪

486
00:33:10,210 --> 00:33:12,120
再联络哦

487
00:33:20,170 --> 00:33:21,500
来点特别的吧

488
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,370
什么特别的

489
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,370
我不知道

490
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,700
说点龌龊的话吧

491
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,120
我不知道该说什么

492
00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:33,240
随便说啊

493
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,200
小雷  你让我变得好坏

494
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,240
你是个坏女孩

495
00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:42,620
好吧

496
00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:47,210
-我要令你硬挺  -来吧

497
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,340
我要占有它

498
00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:50,990
全都是你的了

499
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:53,450
我要尿在你脸上

500
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,170
在你嘴里放屁

501
00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:57,920
对  还要做蛋糕泄愤

502
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,910
嘿

503
00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:02,360
太龌龊了

504
00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:09,330
是谁

505
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:17,220
小猫咪  你好啊

506
00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:32,920
好吧  猫咪

507
00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:40,180
我知道你为何这么生气

508
00:34:40,710 --> 00:34:43,220
我不是故意在你砂盆里大便

509
00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:53,240
救命  猫老大发飙了

510
00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:24,420
你想干架吗

511
00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:30,890
知道厉害了吧  贱猫

512
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,940
来啊

513
00:35:37,090 --> 00:35:41,240
你就只会这两下

514
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,120
来点真本事吧

515
00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:01,290
我告诉你  它被附身了

516
00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:03,280
辣妹  你有看到它吗

517
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,960
没有  我听到打斗声

518
00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:09,160
我到的时候它已经不见了

519
00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:13,700
这总不会是我自己弄的吧

520
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,440
我只是说

521
00:36:15,450 --> 00:36:18,410
猫很有领域观念

522
00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:20,700
它是有可能攻击

523
00:36:20,790 --> 00:36:23,080
但那并不代表它被附身

524
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,290
也许你们俩该睡一起

525
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,490
这话什么意思

526
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,280
我只是想万一它再来攻击

527
00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:37,500
它应该不会攻击你们的

528
00:36:37,710 --> 00:36:40,790
性灵合体

529
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,450
拜托  这是学术

530
00:36:43,790 --> 00:36:45,960
你们俩这是做实验

531
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,660
我想他是帮不上什么忙

532
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:49,960
刚好相反

533
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,580
我很乐意搓合你们

534
00:36:51,630 --> 00:36:53,670
走吧  我送你去睡觉

535
00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:58,360
很好  别忘了互吻道晚安

536
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,240
这屋内有鬼  教授

537
00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:05,570
我头壳没坏

538
00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:12,710
一  二  三  四  五  六  七

539
00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:18,110
八  九  十  十一  来吧  跟我一起数

540
00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:39,850
嘿  你好

541
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:44,240
进来一下

542
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,160
快来

543
00:37:52,130 --> 00:37:53,200
逮到你了

544
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,490
想玩吗  来玩吧

545
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,080
这游戏很有趣呢

546
00:38:02,130 --> 00:38:04,120
你干嘛

547
00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:05,580
雷叔叔有别的游戏

548
00:38:05,710 --> 00:38:06,220
把你的手指拿开

549
00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:07,960
胳肢  胳肢  胳肢  胳肢

550
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:14,090
跟我嘿咻嘿咻

551
00:38:14,090 --> 00:38:16,380
救命啊

552
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,510
天啊

553
00:38:19,790 --> 00:38:22,710
送你一个小汽球

554
00:38:26,710 --> 00:38:31,580
日记

555
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,200
我无法再跟他共处

556
00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:38,410
他成了一个怪兽

557
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,320
我怀疑他在搞婚外情

558
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,290
他跟保母小薇有一腿

559
00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:46,370
所以他才雇她

560
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:48,240
但我们根本没小孩

561
00:38:48,290 --> 00:38:53,380
辛蒂  我要你知道我的遭遇

562
00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:03,920
你好  辛蒂

563
00:39:04,170 --> 00:39:05,960
你好  教授

564
00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:16,370
你不生我的气了

565
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:18,700
怎么会呢  教授

566
00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:22,920
你放轻松点嘛

567
00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:40,110
她好像起疑心了

568
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:42,260
谁

569
00:39:44,270 --> 00:39:45,810
你老婆啊

570
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,110
-天啊  就是在这里发生的  -什么

571
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,560
她回到家

572
00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:56,840
看到了他们

573
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:57,840
看到谁

574
00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,930
我本来在她房里看她的日记

575
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:02,550
接着我在柜子里找到这件衣服

576
00:40:03,350 --> 00:40:05,430
我只记得这么多了

577
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:07,520
你呢  小雷

578
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,230
我是来找吃的  洋装是周五买的

579
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,930
够美吧

580
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,940
晚安  小树苗

581
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,800
喝光水水

582
00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:23,400
长成又高又壮的大麻树

583
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,060
我就能把你卷起来

584
00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:29,870
然后毁了你的前途

585
00:40:29,870 --> 00:40:30,710
你会的

586
00:40:32,690 --> 00:40:34,480
晚安  宝贝

587
00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:44,550
牙仙子

588
00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:47,640
我今晚要抢牙仙子

589
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,850
霉龟唱片推出嘻哈圣诞专辑

590
00:41:00,230 --> 00:41:03,440
收录经典  圣诞公公跟我老母

591
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,650
-真是太爽了  -我正梦到一个白人女人

592
00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:08,680
还有  雪人怎么不贱了

593
00:41:08,810 --> 00:41:12,060
圣诞叫床声  淫色圣诞

594
00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:16,420
我不要在牢里过圣诞

595
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:18,300
一路爽叮当

596
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,340
-还有很多好听的酷歌  -我要买这张

597
00:41:21,110 --> 00:41:23,080
只要19块95

598
00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:35,310
我不是有意抽你亲戚的

599
00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:39,740
都是惠妮跟巴比布朗教我的

600
00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:43,770
等等

601
00:41:43,810 --> 00:41:46,680
靠

602
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,070
哦  靠

603
00:41:48,110 --> 00:41:49,670
哦  天啊

604
00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:55,510
有东西烧焦了

605
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,640
靠  就是我嘛

606
00:41:58,730 --> 00:41:59,890
我有个主意

607
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,260
-等一等  -撑着点  矮子

608
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,480
先别救我  这样满high的

609
00:42:07,810 --> 00:42:12,200
抽吧  用力抽

610
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:13,900
你象个婊子

611
00:42:14,690 --> 00:42:18,270
把矮子放下  我就给你洋芋片

612
00:42:20,710 --> 00:42:23,000
靠

613
00:42:23,030 --> 00:42:24,020
靠

614
00:42:24,070 --> 00:42:26,990
这玩意烧的比烫头发还快

615
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,980
这屋子有鬼

616
00:42:38,030 --> 00:42:40,040
教授没有说实话

617
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,820
我昨晚发现一个密室

618
00:42:43,820 --> 00:42:46,300
找到这些跟凯阿修有关的剪报

619
00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:49,270
他很邪恶

620
00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:53,230
我还找到一张他老婆的照片

621
00:42:54,070 --> 00:42:56,110
哇靠  她跟你好像

622
00:42:56,110 --> 00:42:57,650
真的

623
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:02,350
你头发的分叉比她多  你的脸比较油

624
00:43:02,410 --> 00:43:05,650
是啊  还有你的眼睛小

625
00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:07,900
看来像是得了唐氏症

626
00:43:07,950 --> 00:43:12,020
你们真的很像  但她奶子较大

627
00:43:12,070 --> 00:43:15,560
你的像红毛猩猩一样瘪

628
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:20,320
要后仰才能露出来

629
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:25,030
好了  够了

630
00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:29,720
我想是她杀了他  而他想找我

631
00:43:29,730 --> 00:43:31,230
是啊  贱货

632
00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:49,400
早安  歪头  我来帮你

633
00:43:49,450 --> 00:43:51,330
我不需要帮忙  我可以自己来

634
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:59,900
教授  我们需要谈谈

635
00:44:00,030 --> 00:44:01,140
什么事

636
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,160
我想你该考虑中断实验

637
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,240
屋里的鬼越来越残暴了

638
00:44:08,740 --> 00:44:11,310
我们有危险  我得脚踏实地

639
00:44:11,450 --> 00:44:12,650
站出来

640
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,030
阻止这场实验

641
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,770
歪头  这得由我来决定

642
00:44:18,770 --> 00:44:22,100
我们就快成功了

643
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:25,320
我也快搞上辣妹了

644
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,450
礼拜一前  谁也不能走

645
00:44:28,950 --> 00:44:33,280
这是大门的钥匙  不准任何人走

646
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,960
好的  教授

647
00:44:36,780 --> 00:44:39,730
各位  我想教授别有阴谋

648
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:41,300
我听到歪头说

649
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,810
这屋内有恶鬼

650
00:44:42,950 --> 00:44:44,650
我们可能都有危险

651
00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:47,670
不会吧  不要恶鬼

652
00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:49,410
什么是饿鬼

653
00:44:49,410 --> 00:44:51,030
我要走了

654
00:44:51,070 --> 00:44:52,940
不行  大门锁起来了

655
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,030
只有歪头有钥匙

656
00:44:54,030 --> 00:44:55,520
-拿凡士林来  -我来

657
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,320
拿凡士林  香蕉跟胶带来

658
00:44:58,450 --> 00:44:59,820
我要打断他的腿

659
00:45:00,070 --> 00:45:01,150
给他阿鲁巴

660
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,540
给我五分钟  我可以拿到钥匙

661
00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:14,280
你好  歪头

662
00:45:15,990 --> 00:45:17,190
你好  辣妹

663
00:45:20,030 --> 00:45:21,190
你在干嘛

664
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:26,320
只是个小实验

665
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,670
工作  工作  怎么老是工作

666
00:45:29,670 --> 00:45:33,910
这个计划有很多变数

667
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:39,660
教授把大家耍的团团转

668
00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:42,940
但我知道谁才是真正的天才

669
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,700
真的

670
00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:49,310
我对你着迷不已

671
00:45:49,740 --> 00:45:55,370
你好聪明  眼睛又性感

672
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:04,910
-放点音乐吧  -好啊

673
00:46:08,110 --> 00:46:10,210
歪头

674
00:46:10,210 --> 00:46:14,410
听说你有大门钥匙

675
00:46:16,570 --> 00:46:20,060
是啊  没错

676
00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:22,450
如果

677
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:25,150
我想借钥匙呢

678
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:30,360
亲爱的上帝

679
00:46:32,070 --> 00:46:34,160
不可以

680
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,830
-你可以的  宝贝  -不

681
00:46:36,830 --> 00:46:37,630
求求你

682
00:46:37,630 --> 00:46:41,770
你把钥匙给我

683
00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:45,770
我就帮你

684
00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:46,780
等等

685
00:46:47,610 --> 00:46:49,850
我不需要帮忙

686
00:46:50,740 --> 00:46:52,900
我可以自己来

687
00:46:57,860 --> 00:46:58,840
看

688
00:46:58,860 --> 00:47:00,030
我折腾自己的沙拉

689
00:47:15,110 --> 00:47:18,230
原来这就是你的密室

690
00:47:19,410 --> 00:47:21,800
好吧

691
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,110
这样下去不行的

692
00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:30,280
教授

693
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,770
过来

694
00:47:39,910 --> 00:47:44,130
这边  大帅哥

695
00:47:46,910 --> 00:47:48,230
我们见过吗

696
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:51,230
来  等你喔

697
00:47:51,990 --> 00:47:54,660
别闹了  你在哪里

698
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:57,160
这里  宝贝

699
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,460
不

700
00:48:08,930 --> 00:48:10,180
-大家都到了吗  -是的

701
00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:11,680
好的  我们走

702
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,240
妈的

703
00:48:17,660 --> 00:48:20,690
他不会让我们走  他要杀我们

704
00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:23,400
快看  有丑女

705
00:48:23,530 --> 00:48:25,020
大家快点  到实验室去

706
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:27,830
走 快跑

707
00:48:28,410 --> 00:48:29,860
你们死定了

708
00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:33,640
锁门

709
00:48:33,950 --> 00:48:37,900
-我们得摧毁它  -好的

710
00:48:37,950 --> 00:48:39,850
我们又看不见它  怎么摧毁它

711
00:48:39,910 --> 00:48:42,740
有了  我们把毛剃光

712
00:48:42,740 --> 00:48:44,810
再涂上头虱药

713
00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:48,700
听着  我们要用这些枪

714
00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:51,820
它们能放射能源弹

715
00:48:51,910 --> 00:48:55,650
破坏灵体  摧毁鬼魂

716
00:48:55,740 --> 00:48:59,610
弹药有限  别乱开枪

717
00:48:59,610 --> 00:49:00,040
闭嘴

718
00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:08,000
-节约弹药  -我错了

719
00:49:08,620 --> 00:49:09,360
对不起

720
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:11,660
唯一能搜寻

721
00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:13,620
鬼魂的办法

722
00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:16,640
就是戴上这些感热护目镜

723
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,020
它能感测体温  功能强大

724
00:49:18,070 --> 00:49:20,740
甚至能测得残留体液

725
00:49:20,780 --> 00:49:22,770
纵使你早已擦干净

726
00:49:26,910 --> 00:49:27,900
怎么

727
00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:31,030
有问题吗

728
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,230
听着  鬼也许无形

729
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,360
但我们有高科技武器

730
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,600
能用来对付它

731
00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:42,950
我们怎么联系  有对讲机吗

732
00:49:42,950 --> 00:49:44,820
用这些

733
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,030
这是纸杯耶

734
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:54,060
护目镜跟能源枪花光了经费

735
00:49:54,990 --> 00:49:58,120
好  我们分开行动

736
00:49:58,740 --> 00:50:00,360
给我站住

737
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:02,240
怎么每次发生

738
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,700
什么恐怖的事

739
00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:05,980
你们白人就爱叫人散开

740
00:50:06,030 --> 00:50:07,770
她说的对  团结就是力量

741
00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:09,020
没错

742
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:13,020
好  你们三个  跟我走

743
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,940
哇咧

744
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,230
我们死定了

745
00:50:35,670 --> 00:50:38,860
听见吗

746
00:50:38,950 --> 00:50:39,900
听见了

747
00:50:41,070 --> 00:50:42,940
矮子呢

748
00:50:42,990 --> 00:50:45,530
不知道  矮子

749
00:50:45,530 --> 00:50:47,100
矮子

750
00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:49,540
矮子

751
00:50:51,530 --> 00:50:53,520
该死

752
00:50:53,570 --> 00:50:56,630
你在这等着  我马上回来

753
00:50:56,630 --> 00:50:58,540
-好的  -没事的

754
00:51:08,510 --> 00:51:09,980
这里是干嘛的

755
00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:11,310
不知道

756
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,210
大概是暖炉吧

757
00:51:15,210 --> 00:51:16,710
-走吧  -不  等等

758
00:51:16,710 --> 00:51:20,020
剪报上写凯阿修就是

759
00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:21,520
在暖炉遇害

760
00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:31,990
你看  好多灰

761
00:51:31,990 --> 00:51:34,390
大选变天

762
00:51:35,950 --> 00:51:37,230
-你在干嘛  -慢着

763
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:47,910
-我们散开  到那端会合  -好的

764
00:51:47,910 --> 00:51:51,700
等等  祝你好运

765
00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:53,990
我爱你

766
00:51:55,450 --> 00:51:58,150
杀她

767
00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:04,480
-矮子  -辛蒂

768
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:08,070
有怪物追我  我们该怎么办

769
00:52:08,740 --> 00:52:10,450
-有了  -什么

770
00:52:14,270 --> 00:52:16,740
矮子

771
00:52:16,770 --> 00:52:18,300
矮子

772
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,270
靠  那贱货干嘛把它引到这里

773
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:31,030
也许她不会看到我

774
00:52:31,030 --> 00:52:33,740
救命啊  小兰

775
00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:39,740
妈的  她看到我了  好吧

776
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,230
感谢上帝

777
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,710
让那怪物把她大卸八块吧

778
00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:59,600
妈的  快死吧

779
00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:02,660
天啊  小兰  我们死定了

780
00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:05,800
都是你乱叫拖我下水

781
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:06,840
它来了

782
00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:07,860
它是什么

783
00:53:08,470 --> 00:53:11,830
它是怪物吗  它是怪物吗

784
00:53:15,910 --> 00:53:20,690
这只是骷髅  骨头罢了

785
00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:23,440
得了厌食症的下场

786
00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:27,110
闭上你的鸟嘴

787
00:53:30,210 --> 00:53:33,200
它发疯了

788
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:36,360
骷髅先生  在这里

789
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,540
哈  上当了

790
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,110
一路顺风

791
00:53:43,650 --> 00:53:46,470
我有个主意  过来

792
00:53:47,770 --> 00:53:50,900
真有趣

793
00:53:56,530 --> 00:53:57,410
给我滚

794
00:53:57,410 --> 00:54:00,300
等我回来就有人要倒大霉了

795
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:02,620
小兰  你好勇敢

796
00:54:02,620 --> 00:54:04,810
你真是我的好朋友

797
00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:06,420
你们没事吧

798
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:07,280
-没事  -当然啦

799
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,280
它根本吓不倒我

800
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,280
-大内裤  -啊啊啊

801
00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:15,520
鬼抓了巴迪

802
00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:16,480
我的屁屁

803
00:54:16,530 --> 00:54:19,540
-想想办法  小兰  -好

804
00:54:21,530 --> 00:54:23,650
我以为我是你最好的朋友

805
00:54:23,950 --> 00:54:27,060
那是过去式了  我会想你的

806
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,070
我的枪

807
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,030
你还好吧

808
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,590
你流血了

809
00:54:46,590 --> 00:54:50,050
来  实验室有急救箱

810
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:12,860
宝贝小阿修  你在哪里

811
00:55:16,990 --> 00:55:20,070
爱人  你在那里吗

812
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:27,150
小阿修  我要跟你谈谈

813
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,440
-不  滚开  -宝贝

814
00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:31,690
别来烦我

815
00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:34,110
来嘛  宝贝  我们谈谈

816
00:55:36,740 --> 00:55:40,860
相爱相守  谁能伤害我们

817
00:55:40,910 --> 00:55:43,190
那只是一夜情

818
00:55:48,030 --> 00:55:50,350
你干嘛不跟我谈

819
00:55:50,410 --> 00:55:52,360
因为你给我螃蟹

820
00:55:57,910 --> 00:56:00,820
你真没用  再见

821
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,070
你好吗

822
00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:24,900
不亲嘴  不亲嘴

823
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,690
戴着这个

824
00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:32,060
你就美呆了

825
00:56:38,940 --> 00:56:40,560
不不不

826
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,900
别毁了这一切

827
00:56:43,450 --> 00:56:45,900
我仔细思考我们之间的友谊

828
00:56:45,950 --> 00:56:48,090
从未有朋友这么关心我

829
00:56:48,090 --> 00:56:49,450
小雷也关心我

830
00:56:49,450 --> 00:56:51,490
但那不一样

831
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:52,950
他送花给我

832
00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:55,950
帮我放洗澡水

833
00:56:55,990 --> 00:56:57,860
当我夜里被恶梦惊醒

834
00:56:57,910 --> 00:56:59,980
小雷会在床上搂着我

835
00:57:00,910 --> 00:57:06,450
总之  今晚也许是最后一夜了

836
00:57:06,740 --> 00:57:07,480
我在想

837
00:57:07,530 --> 00:57:09,900
我们该更深入交往

838
00:57:09,950 --> 00:57:10,690
-没错  -噢  巴迪

839
00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:12,980
我也这么想

840
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,240
这可能是我们的最后一夜

841
00:57:16,990 --> 00:57:18,910
我想享受一切

842
00:57:18,910 --> 00:57:20,940
我也这么想

843
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,650
-我要满足我们最深切的幻想  -太棒了

844
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:32,290
-像我一直都想到月球上漫步  -什么

845
00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:47,190
你呢  你想做什么

846
00:57:51,670 --> 00:57:53,270
鬼来啦

847
00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:12,150
天啊  他把我们锁起来了

848
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,150
你该找人援助

849
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:18,020
呼叫  有人听见吗

850
00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:22,770
请说  有人听见吗

851
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,530
这里有状况  呼叫

852
00:58:27,990 --> 00:58:30,470
他们听不见

853
00:58:30,470 --> 00:58:32,940
应该是墙隔住了

854
00:58:37,810 --> 00:58:41,030
好吧

855
00:58:41,410 --> 00:58:45,530
-你待在这  我上楼去看看  -好的

856
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,070
-需要帮忙吗  -不

857
00:58:57,070 --> 00:58:58,030
好吧

858
00:58:58,030 --> 00:58:59,590
你想干嘛

859
00:59:00,410 --> 00:59:00,950
表示友好

860
00:59:00,950 --> 00:59:01,980
掩护我

861
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:03,900
什么

862
00:59:03,950 --> 00:59:05,440
掩护我

863
00:59:05,950 --> 00:59:08,730
用火力掩护  我这是S形前进

864
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:13,190
这是我当佣兵两年学会的

865
00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:16,910
-我在越南匍匐前进了两年  -这样啊

866
00:59:16,910 --> 00:59:21,410
哇  看那个残废在做什么

867
00:59:21,410 --> 00:59:21,740
哇靠

868
00:59:24,950 --> 00:59:26,980
我了解你的自尊  让我帮你吧

869
00:59:27,110 --> 00:59:29,190
退后  臭娘们

870
00:59:29,950 --> 00:59:31,110
好吧

871
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,130
我们该怎么办  我好冷

872
00:59:38,010 --> 00:59:40,100
我失去知觉了  好冷

873
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:41,800
这样有感觉吗

874
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:42,360
没

875
00:59:43,340 --> 00:59:45,090
没  再上面一点

876
00:59:45,140 --> 00:59:45,740
这样呢

877
00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:48,700
继续摩擦

878
00:59:54,030 --> 00:59:55,440
拜托  我没准

879
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,600
这是生离死别的关头

880
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:03,770
我以爱为名请求你

881
01:00:07,450 --> 01:00:10,980
好  巴迪  一切为爱

882
01:00:19,450 --> 01:00:24,020
辛蒂  我快撑不住了

883
01:00:24,070 --> 01:00:25,650
不许你就这样走掉

884
01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:27,320
你一定能出去的

885
01:00:27,450 --> 01:00:31,440
你以后也会子孙满堂

886
01:00:31,570 --> 01:00:34,140
-你也必将安享天年  -安享天年

887
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,150
-在家寿终  -在家寿终

888
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,780
-不是在这  -不是

889
01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:40,590
-不是这样  -一个男人

890
01:00:40,590 --> 01:00:41,990
-你懂吗  -噢  我懂

891
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,980
被关在此是我此生最美好的事

892
01:00:46,030 --> 01:00:46,590
我也是

893
01:00:46,590 --> 01:00:50,310
因此  我心存感激

894
01:00:50,450 --> 01:00:53,450
我永不放手

895
01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:54,860
-我好虚弱  -巴迪

896
01:00:54,910 --> 01:00:57,610
-我要去了  -回过神来啊

897
01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:00,690
好  歪头

898
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:06,230
该你上场表现了

899
01:01:13,210 --> 01:01:14,220
来吧  姓凯的

900
01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:16,700
出来

901
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:19,610
我不需要什么感热护目镜

902
01:01:46,020 --> 01:01:47,510
就这样

903
01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:00,970
姓凯的  饿吗  该吃点心了

904
01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:16,230
逮到你了

905
01:02:28,740 --> 01:02:29,690
我知你在想什么

906
01:02:29,690 --> 01:02:33,810
我弹药够吗还是

907
01:02:33,910 --> 01:02:38,150
你觉得你运气够好吗

908
01:02:38,740 --> 01:02:42,950
你觉得自己够走运吗

909
01:02:43,070 --> 01:02:44,980
开枪吧  猪头

910
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,190
好

911
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,810
动手吧  废人

912
01:03:33,610 --> 01:03:37,270
风火轮

913
01:03:37,990 --> 01:03:41,270
救命  救命

914
01:03:41,270 --> 01:03:45,410
来  抓住我的手

915
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:49,480
再不抓你就会掉下去了

916
01:03:49,610 --> 01:03:51,090
不  伸出你另一支手

917
01:03:51,090 --> 01:03:53,760
另一支手没力

918
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,150
抓我的小手

919
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,070
不  别碰我

920
01:03:57,070 --> 01:03:59,490
快  抓住我的手

921
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:13,410
不  为何找上我

922
01:04:13,910 --> 01:04:18,040
我忠心耿耿

923
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,980
别这么对我

924
01:04:21,990 --> 01:04:25,800
巴迪  我们该离开了

925
01:04:58,450 --> 01:05:00,440
收到  请说

926
01:05:00,660 --> 01:05:01,650
我是辛蒂

927
01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:03,770
我不要你  我要找罗杰

928
01:05:03,910 --> 01:05:05,940
罗杰  你在哪  别再混了

929
01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:09,190
听着  恶鬼怪发飙  巴迪受伤了

930
01:05:09,530 --> 01:05:11,460
-你在哪里  -就在你后面

931
01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:13,860
感谢上帝  矮子呢

932
01:05:13,990 --> 01:05:17,400
不知  他刚才还在的

933
01:05:17,950 --> 01:05:19,530
好  你去帮巴迪

934
01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:22,190
-我去楼上看看  -好的

935
01:05:24,130 --> 01:05:26,690
真香

936
01:05:26,740 --> 01:05:28,360
你好  辛蒂

937
01:05:28,530 --> 01:05:31,310
矮子  跟辛蒂打招呼

938
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,650
你好  辛蒂

939
01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:37,510
你没事吧  说话啊

940
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:42,980
吗啡  摇头丸  你对他下药

941
01:05:43,110 --> 01:05:46,120
我没有  那都是他的

942
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,650
好了  矮子  谁要吃大餐

943
01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:51,650
我  我

944
01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:55,330
韩森  不要

945
01:05:57,610 --> 01:05:59,740
-搞屁啊  -吸毒的小孩

946
01:05:59,740 --> 01:06:02,570
脑子就长这样

947
01:06:15,450 --> 01:06:16,690
矮子

948
01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:18,530
真是酷毙了

949
01:06:18,570 --> 01:06:19,690
怎么了

950
01:06:19,740 --> 01:06:23,150
韩森被附身了  快阻止他

951
01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:05,310
娇娃出动

952
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:17,930
你没事吧

953
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,730
我的脚失去知觉了

954
01:09:22,230 --> 01:09:26,240
我感觉不到我的脚

955
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:27,270
废话

956
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,240
你给我闭嘴

957
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:33,280
-通知大家到楼上会合  -好的

958
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:37,850
小雷你留下  皮带给我

959
01:09:40,380 --> 01:09:41,980
鹤形拳

960
01:09:46,780 --> 01:09:48,330
卧虎拳

961
01:09:53,860 --> 01:09:55,150
醉猴拳

962
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,860
狂牛拳

963
01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:05,430
有胆来啊  哞

964
01:10:07,950 --> 01:10:09,650
骆驼腿

965
01:10:32,610 --> 01:10:35,780
我们走吧  快点

966
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,150
向后转

967
01:10:43,950 --> 01:10:47,800
好  得有人到平台上诱他上钩

968
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:54,650
我去

969
01:10:54,780 --> 01:10:56,580
-辛蒂  让我  -不  巴迪

970
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:58,270
他要的是我

971
01:10:59,190 --> 01:11:04,130
我是想万一你死了  电脑给我

972
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:08,430
-他一上去你就赶快下来  -好的

973
01:11:08,950 --> 01:11:10,140
向后转

974
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:15,850
凯阿修  你要的是我  来吧

975
01:11:16,110 --> 01:11:19,890
我不怕了  出来吧

976
01:11:41,410 --> 01:11:42,030
歪头  快动手

977
01:11:42,030 --> 01:11:43,780
不行  她还在上面

978
01:11:43,780 --> 01:11:45,520
如果我打开开关  她会死的

979
01:11:45,660 --> 01:11:48,230
辛蒂  快走  你会死的

980
01:11:49,740 --> 01:11:52,310
让开  我去救她

981
01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:56,280
他怎么跑这么慢

982
01:11:56,410 --> 01:11:58,440
小雷  快点

983
01:11:58,950 --> 01:12:00,060
好

984
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:02,320
打开开关

985
01:12:02,410 --> 01:12:04,240
你是我的了  永远

986
01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:20,320
小雷  你救了我  你还好吧

987
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:22,490
没事  后面有垫背的

988
01:12:44,740 --> 01:12:46,890
发生什么事情了

989
01:12:46,890 --> 01:12:50,100
矮子  你没死  我们成功了

990
01:12:53,780 --> 01:12:55,150
二个月后

991
01:12:55,150 --> 01:12:59,440
那真是一场惊魂记

992
01:12:59,740 --> 01:13:02,740
我得花点时间复原

993
01:13:02,740 --> 01:13:06,740
我们已出来  重返学校

994
01:13:06,740 --> 01:13:09,420
我知道一切都会好转

995
01:13:09,420 --> 01:13:12,090
天啊  闭上你的鸟嘴吧

996
01:13:12,110 --> 01:13:15,060
你干嘛不让我死了算了

997
01:13:15,110 --> 01:13:16,740
给我绳子  我要上吊

998
01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:20,110
好了  我上吊了

999
01:13:22,530 --> 01:13:28,440
爸  你玩得愉快吧

1000
01:13:28,740 --> 01:13:31,860
不  鸟很爱干净的  没问题

1001
01:13:31,910 --> 01:13:34,740
哇靠  你在鸟食里放了什么

1002
01:13:40,070 --> 01:13:43,650
巴迪来了  我要挂了  拜

1003
01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:45,690
哇  好大一摊

1004
01:13:46,490 --> 01:13:47,360
巴迪

1005
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,390
惊喜  胸前有空档

1006
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:53,690
你得快点  小根男

1007
01:13:53,740 --> 01:13:54,980
来吧

1008
01:13:57,030 --> 01:13:58,610
小心蜜蜂

1009
01:13:58,950 --> 01:14:02,440
你是这世上最保护我的人了

1010
01:14:02,860 --> 01:14:04,980
做你的男人就该这样

1011
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,650
两根热狗

1012
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:12,590
巴迪  抓住他

1013
01:14:12,590 --> 01:14:14,630
巴迪  巴迪

1014
01:14:14,630 --> 01:14:16,450
我回来找你了

1015
01:14:16,610 --> 01:14:18,060
不  这是不可能的

1016
01:14:19,490 --> 01:14:24,030
没错  我们将厮守终身了

1017
01:14:24,070 --> 01:14:26,190
不

1018
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:31,390
好耶

1019
01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:35,810
你听见了吗

1020
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:38,440
不  我什么也没听见