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Juan. Juan.
Juan, two, three. Juan.
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Yes? Everything OK? You can hear me?
And the picture?
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No picture? Come on, people,
this is important. Don't screw this up.
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Yeah, people, what can I say?
Things couldn't be better.
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I got sunshine coming out my ass,
so to say.
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Ah, Mr. Stromberg! Hello.
- Hello.
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Imagine you're Rembrandt,
stuck in the orchestra and thinking:
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I can't play to save my life!
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And then someone says:
"Why don't you try painting?"
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Bang! Then it's
a whole different ball game.
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Yes, so this is kind of my studio.
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God, if I'd known that at the time
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If, if, if. If Grandma were a bus,
she'd have blown her horn.
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I just didn't know any better.
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3 months earlier
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The politicians meet our country's aim,
here we settle claims.
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We love working here,
and customers hold us dear.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to CAPITOL.
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1,2,3...
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The of?ce is our temple.
- It's in a word doc on the wall.
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Our rubber stamps are transcendental.
- They belong to CAPITOL.
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We're not superman!
- We're not wonderwoman!
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We do our job, no fuss.
- You can always count on us.
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But we're more than just a cubicle.
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We're always there for you.
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Whether there's a snag, a hitch or glitch.
- We've got the right form in a pinch.
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Because we are the CAPITOL.
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50 years security and coverage for all.
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Coverage.
- Coverage.
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Because we are the CAPITOL
- The CAPITOL's turning 50.
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And we're throwing a huge party.
Everyone's coming, from every branch.
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And the board of directors.
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Together, now! On the beat!
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We can submit our ideas
for the cholera event. No, wait.
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Here it is: "your ideas
for a colorful evening of entertainment".
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See, like this.
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I'm doing a musical number.
But hush.
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You can really throw yourself into it.
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Come up to my office.
- You go over to my office.
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I said we're not getting involved in this
nonsense. We're not going to the party!
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OK, but I'm still going!
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That's just childish. And dangerous.
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If I catch fire in here, you're liable for
property damage. Then you'll be sorry.
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Oh, right.
- Yeah, right.
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What the hell's going on?
- Look, the carpet's ruined, all burned!
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I am the boss of this department!
You're just God's spokesman on Earth.
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I'm the entire shithouse here,
you're just the little sign on the door!
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But you can't just decide
that none of us are going to the party.
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Er, erm, yes I can.
Er, erm, no you can't.
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Yes I can.
- No
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Yes I can.
- For now!
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Hm?
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I've applied for a job at Head Office.
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What's that barf?
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Yeah, go on then, laugh.
You'll see who has the last laugh.
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Heister... Ow!
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Heisterkamp.
- Oh come on, you're so dense
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Yes, I called earlier.
I wanted to know if you'd got my text.
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The text asking if you'd got the e-mail.
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I've been boning up on a lot of things
careerwise. Career coaching.
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You learn some great tips. Like my watch,
I always have it set 20 minutes fast.
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So I'm practically living in the future.
I'm basically tricking my own brain.
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Because it's thinking "Oh it's late,
better get a move on." Me, I mean.
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You know? See?
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I've spent long enough being small fry.
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Now it's time for slightly bigger fry,
a fry that's about this big.
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And I want fries with that, and
no one's gonna take that from me.
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Oh, I've got to go.
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Actually, I don't.
It's actually only half past. Right.
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Got a bit more time.
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So, ready and shoot.
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Ah, hello. My name is Bernd Stromberg.
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Here
- Good morning, Mr. Stromberg!
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Good morning.
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In my claims department,
I make sure that...
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having fun in the workplace
doesn't get neglected.
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The people factor has always been
very important for me personally.
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My aim in my department is to ensure that
work and people go hand in hand with
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Hey What did I say?
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You are 'work' and he's 'people'.
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But it doesn't matter.
- Yes, it does!
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If he's 'work', everyone'll say it's
"xenophobic", blah blah...
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Hey, wait...
- Don't start bitching, Gandhi.
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And don't half-heartedly
prance through the take. Have fun.
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Everyone here in the joint is having fun.
I mean, that's what it's all about!
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That goes for you too.
- I've got confetti in my eye.
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Oh God, it's worlds colliding here,
isn't it. Fun and Mr. Lehnhoff.
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I don't get
why we're not going to the party.
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Because you're as bright as a tunnel.
Right, let's do this crap again.
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Hey! That means you too.
Or should we pay you like back in Bombay?
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Right!
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Company parties are like the Last Supper.
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Never enough broads, crappy food,
and they always end in trouble.
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Yeah, ha ha. See, he's laughing.
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"Colorful evening", come on, I mean!
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When you've been with a firm...
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Stand still over there!
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for as long as I have...
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You're 'people'. This time.
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...you've got more skeletons in the closet
than a crematorium.
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And the higher up the ladder you go,
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the more bodies you've trampled
on along the way.
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You're having fun!
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And at this kind of party, they're all
there again, lined up in front of you,
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all the zombies
you wasted during your career.
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So no, my department is sending
this little film and out music, curtain.
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But why not?
I just don't get it.
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Don't know. It'd be great
to finally get everyone together
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Wow, another chick for me.
Look, it never stops.
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On the Internet, I have to swat the girls
away like wasps on a plum cake.
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They're attacking me from all directions.
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Okay, I've got to be going.
- Yes, sure.
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Although from all directions
isn't strictly true.
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Most of them are from Eastern Europe.
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Here, Svetlana is her name,
the little sweetheart.
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Whoah, there's more.
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She hasn't exactly got
the waistline of a wasp.
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OK, Bernd, women absolutely love you,
we get the message.
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Yeah, if you lost a bit of the bulk,
I'd drop the old Svetlanas immediately.
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Boom. Oh!
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Shit.
- Oh come on, it's not that bad.
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That's really great.
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Yes, he's still trying his darndest.
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But I've had it with men for a while.
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I mean, men are just kind of like
Facebook, aren't they?
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Everyone says you should do it
be on it, everyone's doing it.
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But what do you really get out of it?
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In the end,
you're just sitting there alone.
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His Mom breastfed him
through a thick sweater.
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Head Office have already
asked for his file.
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It doesn't look so bad for him.
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That's why he wants to go to the party.
He can impress the bosses in person.
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What? He's going and we're not?
- Nobody is going to the party!
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We can discuss that one to one.
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That's shit if he goes and we don't.
- What did I just say?
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Nobody is going to the party.
- Listen, I am coming to the party!
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God, that weekend
my ex is getting married.
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I'll dump a full load into his suitcase,
I'll tell you
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Don't bother, you've got the short end of
the stick with Andreas. - Who? What?
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Hm?
- Hm?
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Oh sorry, I was just thinking
about myself for a minute.
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I'm going to go on a binge that weekend.
- Oh yeah, good idea!
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I'd like to do that again.
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Yeah, fun's over when you're a Dad, right?
- No, it's just a different kind of fun.
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Ditch the kids and get
as much X-rated action as possible.
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Aren't you a bit too old
to be going through puberty?
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Better than acting like 50
in your mid 30s.
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Yeah, but having a kid is a lot of fun,
you know, more than I thought it would be.
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When they're playing pirates
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We've had Marvin for four months now.
- Aww, how sweet.
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Officially it's only a trial period
to see if it works out.
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But it does work out in most cases,
and we're practically a real family now.
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We may still have to hand him back though.
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Here. Marvin is a really special child.
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He comes from, you know,
a socially disadvantaged family.
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Losers.
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Hello! The father's in jail.
- Pending trial.
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For being just 10, Marvin's
been through a lot of crap,
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and as foster parents all we can do is
try and show him...
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that there are some nice things
in life as well.
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Yeah, although it isn't really working
because Marvin is, well, a bit strange.
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Mom? What's up?
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Yeah, when we were playing pirates,
he sliced my face with his plastic sword.
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Marvin, he's a real
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Yeah, but she didn't want to wait
a single second more to get a child,
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so now she's got a little Marvin.
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Listen, erm
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Compared to this dump
the Acropolis is a new building.
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Why don't you just completely remodel it?
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It's not worth it.
- Why not?
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It's going to be made into a 'launch'.
- A what?
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A launch
- Okay.
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So what's that supposed to be, a 'launch'?
- Like it is now, but with sofas.
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Oh, you mean a lounge.
- Yeah, a launch.
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But why do we need a 'launch' here?
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It's for the new tenant.
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Wait, that's just gobbledy Greek to me
A new tenant?
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The one that's moving in here.
- Moving in? And what about CAPITOL?
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Closing down.
- OK, you're full of it.
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I'm not.
- You are.
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I'd know about that if it were true.
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Hm? Oh?
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Lounge for the first of next month.
Premises to be cleared by the 31st.
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Yadda, yadda!
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See ya.
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Yeah, so CAPITOL is closing down. And
you find out from the facility manager.
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But that's how it is.
A company is like your wife.
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She fucks you right
when you least expect it.
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Although, who really knows
if he's right, the facility manager.
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Maybe he doesn't really know.
No?
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Hey, Mr. Pötsch.
- Morning, Mr. Stromberg.
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I'm running a bit late.
- Yes. Not been home, huh?
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You old leg spreader.
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Yeah, yeah, well
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I say, have you heard anything lately?
- Heard something?
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Yes, on the grapevine.
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You, know she's banging so-and-so,
Hofmann's ill,
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they're closing us down, stuff like that?
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Where did you heard that?
- Have you heard about it?
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I haven't heard a thing.
- No, me neither.
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Been delivering packages?
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Yeah, I do the early shift, instead of
jogging at dawn, and you get paid.
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Yeah?
- Morning.
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Oh! Shit!
- Come here.
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Shit!
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I mean, look at this.
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I'm almost 50, and I'm out on the street
changing out of one fucking pants...
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from one fucking company,
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putting on the fucking pants
for another fucking company,
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all because I'm scared shitless
that one of the companies is folding,
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and I'll be out on the street.
- Where did you hear that?
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I've heard a few things. - Yeah, that's
what I heard. From the facility manager?
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Has he heard something?
Anyway, if I were you I'd make sure...
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that I got moved up to
Head Office as fast as possible.
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Because, I mean, I'd do so myself,
but Klinkhammer, he's got it in for me.
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Klink?
- Hammer.
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The new Head of HR, don't you know him?
- Nope.
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Well, you're lucky then. I'd use that
to your advantage, if I were you.
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After everything I've heard,
this place won't be around much longer.
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Yeah, that's what I heard.
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Well, anyway.
- Yes, bye.
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Shoes, where are the fucking shoes?
Can't find them. Just go without shoes.
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Yes, for me work is more like home
than my actual home.
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I mean, you spend most of your life
at work, not at home.
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And not with your wife,
not with friends. No. Here.
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25 years of service to CAPITOL.
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See, they all signed it.
Well, both of them.
228
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Look, and right at the top, they wrote:
"Strohmberg".
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I got rid of the "h" myself, but
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Yeah, so, you know, if it all just
suddenly disappears, by jove...
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I mean, whatever else goes on,
the office is...
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the structural foundation
for a man's life.
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Er...
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Er, so kids, just quickly, please!
235
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Erm, now there's no way round this.
236
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:34,364
I have to make, er, an announcement.
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We are all going to the CAPITOL party
after all.
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Yes! And you're all coming!
239
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,425
That's something, isn't it?
240
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,968
Yeah, but I thought
241
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:57,346
Well, your coconut isn't
designed for thinking.
242
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,850
But you said nobody was going.
- Yes, that was Ernie.
243
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,977
No, that was you.
244
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:10,192
Well, is that your way
of showing you're pleased? - Nope.
245
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,988
So, what then?
246
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:23,163
Come on crazy party people,
make some noise! Whoop whoop.
247
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:29,002
When all seems lost,
that's when it really begins.
248
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,046
Yeah, why not?
249
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,465
Come on, all together.
250
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That's always been my motto.
- Whoop whoop.
251
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:39,388
Whoop whoop. Whoop whoop.
- Yes. That'll do.
252
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:44,017
In the office you have to decide what type
of person you are. Are you more...
253
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:49,856
the nail getting hit on the head or
are you the hammer doing the hitting.
254
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:54,444
And I'm definitely a hammer.
255
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,612
lam!
256
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,948
Great, isn't it?
- Yeah, sure.
257
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,366
You excited?
258
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:05,539
Just register with Head Office,
and I'll take care of the bus.
259
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,750
But we can't just leave Marvin
on his own the whole weekend.
260
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,961
Bring little Erwin along then.
- Marvin!
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00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,922
I'll sort it outwith Head Office.
- Can our daughters come too?
262
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:18,093
Nah!
- Come on, party people, make some noise!
263
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,512
Whoop whoop!
264
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,223
What's going on here?
265
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:26,727
We're all going to the party after all!
- What?
266
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,482
Na na na na.
267
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,861
Heisterkamp.
- Er, Stromberg.
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00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:41,241
Yes. Yes, I got it.
- OK... Whoop whoop.
269
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,701
Whoop whoop.
270
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,626
So, where's this fucking bus?
271
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:56,506
Does the driver know we're waiting here?
- Am I Ulf, Jesus?
272
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,341
Well, what did you arrange?
273
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:03,054
Ulf, I was organizing this kind of thing
back when you were still in diapers.
274
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:06,641
There's no number that you can call and
ask where the bus is? - Nah.
275
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,228
What's the bus company called?
- Asshole Tours!
276
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,939
We'll be right back, Marvin's gotta go.
- Not now!
277
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,942
The bus is arriving any minute.
- Go back there somewhere.
278
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:19,821
Standing up, like real men.
- Hey people, we can get going.
279
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,365
As they say, saved the best for last.
280
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,827
Whoah, I really thought
you'd already gone.
281
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:29,414
Shit, I've forgotten something.
Save me a good seat!
282
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:33,335
This is really my idea of getting away.
- Just hold on a bit longer.
283
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:35,504
My ex's wedding would be
more fun than this.
284
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:39,800
Just forget your ex for a minute.
Look here, holidays in a bottle.
285
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,720
Love, er, Schirmchen,
286
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:47,974
love, I mean, I know from experience,
isn't a boxing match,
287
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:51,728
where one dishes it out and the other
hits straight back. - What's up?
288
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:57,234
Well, I'm just saying, we can use the
journey to, you know, get a little
289
00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:01,947
You're not seriously trying, here in a
parking lot - No, of course not.
290
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:05,116
I wouldn't dream of it.
- All right then.
291
00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:11,498
Just a minute, everyone.
Hey, everybody!
292
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:18,088
The last few months I've been
in a completely new position.
293
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:21,967
A completely new position
- Well done, Ernie!
294
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:25,220
What he lacks in brains,
he makes up for in stupidity.
295
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:30,767
I just wanted to thank you all for
helping me out the whole time.
296
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:38,942
Well, most of the time. And so I've
brought a little something for all of you.
297
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:45,073
I've got aniseed cookies fresh from
Hessbacher's, and some nice sausages.
298
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:50,328
And there's some other things here.
- Marvin! What are you doing over there?
299
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:55,792
Ulf, I told you to go with him.
- Hey, Marvin come on.
300
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,425
I've always thought
that everyone else is against me,
301
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:07,012
and they are,
but I've got to see that positively.
302
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,306
That's what they said at career coaching.
303
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:17,147
Positive thinking's the most important.
No matter how bad, always stay positive.
304
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:20,734
It comes from America,
that's how they do it.
305
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:24,154
If they get shot, they think: "Crap,
but things'll be better in the morning."
306
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,281
And that's the way I think now.
307
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:42,088
Hello, my name is Heisterkamp.
308
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:49,596
Er, I've picked out
a route for us, to Botzenburg.
309
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:55,268
It may not be the quickest route,
but it's the most scenic.
310
00:23:55,393 --> 00:24:00,190
It's got a lot of nice things to see
that we can catch on the way.
311
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:04,277
I just did a pensioners' trip, right.
Prague, Moldau, Schwarzbier.
312
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:10,700
I've been driving for 11 hours. I'm not
supposed to do that, but I am doing it.
313
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:15,288
Even a dog knows that you can't pee
smack in the middle of a parking lot.
314
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:17,832
We had problems with our eldest too.
- Shut up.
315
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:18,959
Ulf!
316
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:24,547
We can take the highway here.
- I used to work in an office too.
317
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,967
And now I'm a bus driver. Why?
318
00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:31,429
Because no one tells me what to do.
319
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:34,975
Right, listen. Men...
320
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:40,021
pee in public places, but they always find
something to pee up against, OK?
321
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,069
My seat.
322
00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:49,239
OK, we'll leave
the picturesque stuff out then.
323
00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:52,867
But here there's, like,
an observation point, so if we just
324
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:57,080
At least here
Would that be doable?
325
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:05,380
OK, we'll wait and see.
326
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:19,185
Here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go!
327
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:23,023
Here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go!
328
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,320
Here we go!
329
00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:36,036
Just a second everybody.
I just wanted to say a few words.
330
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,663
Oh, sit down,
I don't need an opening act.
331
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:41,499
I've prepared something.
- Yeah, so have I.
332
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:49,174
I've written it all down.
- Oh God, shut up, are you crazy?
333
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:53,178
Hey!
- Don't use that tone with me!
334
00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:56,264
I'm paying for the whole shebang!
- And I'm driving the whole shebang.
335
00:25:56,347 --> 00:26:01,811
And have been for over 12 hours now.
So. He was first. End of announcement.
336
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,157
Yes, so
337
00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:22,999
I'd switched it off. So, on the left
in a minute you'll see Tüngerstedt.
338
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:28,129
Lots of people died here in the WW I.
- Can someone turn on the radio?
339
00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:33,343
Tüngerstedt has also got the third-largest
meat packing plant in Germany. - Ernie!
340
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:40,016
Although there's no connection between
those two, don't think so anyway.
341
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:43,603
Ernie, shut up and put some music on!
342
00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:51,986
Oh, beautiful Westerwald,
eucalyptus bonbons,
343
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:55,740
The wind blows
oh so cold above your treetops.
344
00:26:55,824 --> 00:27:00,703
It works if you put in "bucket of jam",
or "pink ladies' underwear" too.
345
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:03,289
Look what Daddy's brought with him!
346
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,545
Should we try it with
pink ladies' underwear"?
347
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:12,632
All on my tab as long as supplies last!
- All together?
348
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:14,342
Yes, I'll go round again in a minute.
349
00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:17,637
I'm almost unbeatable under pressure.
350
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:25,562
Like that dog Lassie. You know Lassie?
351
00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:30,233
She's just a fluffy little puppy, but when
things get tough, bang! Attack dog!
352
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:35,196
And then I really surpass myself
and bite everyone in the ass.
353
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,835
Can you open the window?
354
00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:54,591
He didn't expect my beer move, did he.
- Hm? Who?
355
00:27:54,674 --> 00:28:00,430
Ernie. Tries his sausage trick and thinks
he's got them round his little finger,
356
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:03,725
but he fucked up.
Ernie's a classic fuck-up.
357
00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:04,851
Want one too?
358
00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:09,439
He comes from a long line of fuck-ups.
- Oh, leave the poor guy alone.
359
00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:14,068
We want to get to the meat of things,
but not his, his meat is fucked! - Jesus.
360
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,655
Excuse me, who do you think
I'm doing all this for?
361
00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:24,120
Why, is your Russian roulette tactic
not working? - Oh, my God
362
00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:28,166
The Russian chicks, that was just
I'm into you of course. - Uh huh.
363
00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:32,170
Who's gonna save you and the little one
when CAPITOL sacks you?
364
00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:35,340
Why would that happen?
365
00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:39,844
Well, you know, you hear things
all the time. Look at Greece.
366
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,055
Yesterday as strong as an ox
and now Third World country.
367
00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:44,265
I'm not going to get fired overnight.
368
00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:48,311
But, I don't know, do you
know something I don't? - Mm?
369
00:28:56,945 --> 00:29:01,866
I'm just saying I'm there for you.
- OK.
370
00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:06,329
You know? Tarzan, Jane.
371
00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:07,497
OK, got it.
372
00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:27,976
Tanja, that won't come out!
Marvin, that's an expensive jacket!
373
00:29:28,059 --> 00:29:30,895
That's no reason to yell at him.
- I'm not yelling at him.
374
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:33,523
What's going on?
Jesus, what did you do now?
375
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:36,359
Marvin was playing with his pens.
- What the fuck are you doing?
376
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,529
Ulf!
- That'll never come out! What?
377
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:48,997
It's not a problem to tell him
it's not OK to draw everywhere.
378
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,582
For starters, you tell him
that you love him.
379
00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:55,878
He's already been yelled at enough
in his life. - What love?
380
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,631
I've only known him a few weeks.
381
00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:01,384
It took us over two year
to say, "l love you."
382
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,636
Oh, Ulf!
- Oh, Ulf!
383
00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:07,682
I think it's no use when we let him
get away with everything.
384
00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:10,184
We'll never be a real family like that.
385
00:30:10,268 --> 00:30:14,147
Could you just try it my way? For me?
- Is this your kid?
386
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:16,733
Yeah, that's our son.
- He drew all over the windows!
387
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:20,737
Yeah, sorry, he's going through a
difficult time. What are you doing, man?
388
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:24,699
I've been driving for 13 hours. I don't
need trouble when I take the bus back.
389
00:30:24,782 --> 00:30:29,120
We'll take care of it.
- His parents are kind of losers.
390
00:30:29,203 --> 00:30:33,207
His real parents, that is.
- All my papers are ruined!
391
00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,293
He's drawn rockets all over everything!
392
00:30:35,376 --> 00:30:38,963
These are my papers for Head Office.
My application and everything!
393
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:43,343
And he's drawn rockets on them!
- Ernie, those aren't rockets.
394
00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:47,638
OK, buddy, we've gotta talk now, OK.
- Those are penises!
395
00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:51,726
That's right, isn't it? Those are penises.
- He can't draw that! Not here!
396
00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:54,937
Can't? If you'd told Picasso
back in the day
397
00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:58,274
Picasso scribbled a dove,
and everyone said, "Oh, Peace."
398
00:30:58,358 --> 00:31:00,026
But he's no Picasso.
399
00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:05,031
On day people might say about our driver:
"Oh, gay!" - What was that?
400
00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:07,450
Can't you guys pull yourself together?
401
00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:10,870
Come on.
- Driver? Excuse me?
402
00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:14,499
I think the toilet in the bus is broken!
Could you take a look?
403
00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:17,835
It's a bit of an emergency.
- Gay.
404
00:31:26,177 --> 00:31:28,888
It's broken.
- Yep, you can smell it.
405
00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:35,144
What now? - Happens all the time. It was
the old folks. Nothing to do about it.
406
00:31:35,269 --> 00:31:38,523
Can't do anything.
- And now what?
407
00:31:38,648 --> 00:31:43,820
Hm? - Yeah, now you can be there for me
Tarzan, hm?
408
00:31:46,823 --> 00:31:52,161
Hello, driver! it's your job
to fix the toilet! - This is bad.
409
00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:57,458
First I'm gay, and now
I'm a plumber, or what?
410
00:31:59,377 --> 00:32:03,506
But those are both noble professions.
411
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:09,095
Udo Jürgens, to name just one, worked as a
plumber for years. Goethe
412
00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:11,722
Thanks for the help!
413
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,978
Oh, Schirm... Don't walk away.
I'm taking care of it!
414
00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:23,818
So, chief, my patience is waning.
What are we going to do?
415
00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:25,611
I'm taking a break.
That's what I'm doing.
416
00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:48,718
Go away.
I can't pee if someone's looking.
417
00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:57,059
Oh, I looked at myself.
418
00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:11,616
I have to go so bad.
- Yeah, but where? There's nothing here.
419
00:33:11,699 --> 00:33:16,537
Gotta get to the next town, but do you
know how far that is? - Must be 3 miles.
420
00:33:16,621 --> 00:33:20,041
How's it going?
- Can't do it.
421
00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:23,085
Oh, man.
- I'll just crap in the gas tank then.
422
00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:27,131
Thank God I don't have to pee.
- So, chief, what are we gonna do now?
423
00:33:27,215 --> 00:33:30,760
My people are pissing up and down the
countryside, and you're hibernating?
424
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:36,641
I've been driving for 14 hours. - I know.
You're the pride of exhaustion.
425
00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:40,061
I have to be in Botzenburg at 5:00 pm.
If Klinkhammer already hit the sack,
426
00:33:40,144 --> 00:33:43,606
I might as well not bother coming.
- We should drive to a rest stop.
427
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:47,318
The driver is called the driver
because he drives. He does the driving.
428
00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:50,071
The others sit tight and shut up.
- Yeah.
429
00:33:50,154 --> 00:33:53,324
And the boss is called the boss
because he
430
00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:59,914
This is unacceptable! You snap to it
and get us out of here, or else
431
00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:04,418
Or else what?
- I'll show you the door.
432
00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:24,564
But you can't just drive the bus!
433
00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:27,775
You're not insured to drive it!
- Oh, come on!
434
00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:30,361
I'm your insurance. Alright already
now just let Daddy do it.
435
00:34:30,444 --> 00:34:32,446
Otherwise, we'll be
sitting here next week.
436
00:34:32,530 --> 00:34:38,536
An employee's natural instinct
is to take flight. Like a deer.
437
00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:44,375
If there's a problem, he runs away, hides
and freezes like a deer in headlights.
438
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:46,252
Not me!
439
00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:52,300
For me problems are like, uh
Yeah, a nice set of tits.
440
00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:55,886
When you handle them,
that's when the fun begins.
441
00:34:55,970 --> 00:35:00,433
This is crazy! Totally crazy.
You're all going to die!
442
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:05,771
Make sure to get this. They're all heading
towards certain death, but without me.
443
00:35:05,855 --> 00:35:10,026
I'm sure that the head office
will understand why,
444
00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:13,988
if I don't come to the party tonight.
- Hm?
445
00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:19,368
They can't ask me to put my life in danger
for the company.
446
00:35:19,452 --> 00:35:22,371
This is just crazy.
That's what it is!
447
00:35:40,014 --> 00:35:42,308
This is just crazy, my God!
448
00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:44,435
Door!
449
00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:47,980
You're all gonna die.
450
00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:53,903
Lurchi, Lurchi, Lurchi, Lurchi
451
00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:02,411
Lurchi, Lurchi, Lurchi, Lurchi
452
00:36:27,353 --> 00:36:29,063
Whoo Whoo!
453
00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:39,907
Whoo Whoo!
454
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:44,370
Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
455
00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:48,165
on your right you can see a sign:
"Botzenburg, 6 miles".
456
00:36:54,463 --> 00:37:00,261
Botzenburg! Botzenburg! Botzenburg!
457
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,094
Come with me.
458
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:45,306
Come here. Come on.
459
00:37:55,483 --> 00:38:01,781
So. Look. I've prepared this just for you.
Set up everything.
460
00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:05,075
Hello.
- Hello.
461
00:38:05,159 --> 00:38:08,954
Excuse me, could you snap a quick photo
of the two of us? - Oh, no.
462
00:38:09,038 --> 00:38:10,372
Come on, just one.
- No.
463
00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:14,502
Here in front of the heart. Come on.
Just one won't hurt anything. Come on.
464
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:18,297
Don't look down too much.
- This is live, this isn't a DJ.
465
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:22,009
3, 2, 1
- Check, check.
466
00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:23,719
One more, if you don't mind.
467
00:38:25,095 --> 00:38:28,599
One two, one two, R2, D2.
468
00:38:28,682 --> 00:38:31,060
Great. Thank you.
469
00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:36,649
Hey, people, that's love,
the best feeling in the world.
470
00:38:37,066 --> 00:38:43,030
Why we get out of bed in the morning.
Cause when we're on our death bed,
471
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,368
we won't say: "Man, I should have
spent more time in the office."
472
00:38:50,663 --> 00:38:55,167
Look at that, your ex.
This one's also named Andreas.
473
00:38:55,251 --> 00:39:00,381
I'm Günni, back at you.
Name the tune, and I'll play it.
474
00:39:01,423 --> 00:39:07,221
Let's get this party started.
- I'll go see what's going on up front.
475
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:19,108
For me love was always
something like the chickenpox.
476
00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:24,113
Something that you can
only catch one time.
477
00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:32,371
It's so strange that my ex
is just getting married again.
478
00:39:33,956 --> 00:39:39,879
It makes me feel like
I'm just some sort of mistake.
479
00:39:42,798 --> 00:39:45,885
Like a beat up fax machine
that no one needs anymore.
480
00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:54,143
You know, it always worked great,
but now we've got email.
481
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:59,565
Oh, someone's already here
We didn't see you.
482
00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:04,987
Hi. I'm Mina, Laura's maid of honor.
Are you from Andreas's side?
483
00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:07,823
Here, take a Prosecco.
484
00:40:08,365 --> 00:40:12,995
Andreas is Latin for asshole.
- Oh, OK.
485
00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:18,375
And love is also an asshole.
486
00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:20,920
Bye!
487
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:36,185
Sorry, all I have in the system
is a double room for you two.
488
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:40,940
But we've got our son with us.
Our son isn't a second class person!
489
00:40:41,398 --> 00:40:44,652
Hey, I thought you wanted to fix this
with the Head Office,
490
00:40:44,735 --> 00:40:47,404
but somehow Marvin
doesn't have a reservation.
491
00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:51,617
Oh? But we can surely
find a solution here, right?
492
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:54,745
Unfortunately, he's not in the system.
- Then let's put him in now.
493
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:59,875
Sorry, that's no longer possible.
- You're as flexible as the Taliban.
494
00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:03,712
We're completely booked out.
- This is so typical, man!
495
00:41:03,796 --> 00:41:06,590
Why do I believe anything
you say anymore?
496
00:41:09,093 --> 00:41:14,098
I want to speak with your manager
right away, pronto Toronto!
497
00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:20,813
We could put an extra bed in your room.
- OK, then!
498
00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:23,232
I'll let my colleague know.
- Yeah, go do that.
499
00:41:23,315 --> 00:41:25,776
Handling problems.
500
00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:27,987
Thanks.
- You're welcome.
501
00:41:31,782 --> 00:41:34,201
And now that we've
already gotten friendly,
502
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:39,415
Stromberg, Bernd Stromberg.
would like to check into his suite.
503
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:44,920
I've had it up to here, really.
504
00:41:53,137 --> 00:41:57,975
You're not exactly
living in the fast lane, huh?
505
00:41:58,684 --> 00:42:02,521
I'm sorry, but you're also
not in the system.
506
00:42:08,652 --> 00:42:12,740
Hear that? That was the thread
my patience was hanging by. It ripped!
507
00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:15,159
I can only tell you what I see.
You could
508
00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:18,537
I'd suggest you get you hips moving
and get your boss, and quick.
509
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:20,539
Appi galoppi.
510
00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:31,717
See how it's done?
511
00:42:34,053 --> 00:42:36,847
It's already small for a double room,
but now
512
00:42:37,139 --> 00:42:40,225
This doesn't have anything
to do with you, Marvin.
513
00:42:43,979 --> 00:42:48,484
Marvin, do you want
a piece of apple or a cookie?
514
00:42:53,155 --> 00:42:56,784
That's not so bad. The people from
the hotel can fix that in a jiff.
515
00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:02,164
That too.
- So, I'm gonna go get some fresh air.
516
00:43:02,289 --> 00:43:05,084
And you too. Get out of here.
517
00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:09,213
Hey! You finally made it?
- Yeah, we just got here.
518
00:43:09,296 --> 00:43:11,006
I was just going to the sauna.
- OK.
519
00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:14,510
You could pour water over the stones.
- It's a bit complicated at the moment.
520
00:43:14,593 --> 00:43:19,473
Man, you've become as stuffy as
a garden gnome. Hold this.
521
00:43:20,099 --> 00:43:22,559
Hey!
- Hey, relax.
522
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:25,270
We're on a trip!
You can still think about it.
523
00:43:25,354 --> 00:43:29,650
They've got a mixed sauna! Mixed,
for women and squares! Wait a sec.
524
00:43:32,486 --> 00:43:36,657
Love?
No idea.Love?
525
00:43:37,908 --> 00:43:40,911
Love is like a scratch-off lotto ticket.
526
00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:44,873
You only know afterwards
if you've won or lost.
527
00:43:44,957 --> 00:43:47,960
Actually, it's even worse.
You're sure you hit the jackpot.
528
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:52,798
Only after a certain period of time do you
notice that you got stuck with a dud.
529
00:43:52,881 --> 00:43:58,887
Although, a dud is also bullshit.
A consolation prize. No, also not.
530
00:43:58,971 --> 00:44:01,807
I, oh, I have no idea. I don't know.
531
00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:06,270
Maybe in the long run,
there aren't any winners.
532
00:44:18,157 --> 00:44:19,867
Oh.
533
00:44:20,659 --> 00:44:23,537
Hello, I understand there's a problem?
534
00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:27,749
Excuse me?
- Oh, I just nodded off for a second.
535
00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:29,751
Yeah, indeed, my good man,
there is a problem.
536
00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:33,547
For starters when I got here,
I still had a full head of hair.
537
00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:36,258
Aside form that,
I feel like Mary and Joseph.
538
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:39,803
In particular, I find no shelter
in your, uh, manger.
539
00:44:39,887 --> 00:44:43,515
Oh, I'm sorry about that. I'll check that
right away. - Yep, Bernd Stromberg.
540
00:44:43,599 --> 00:44:46,185
I'm one of the bigger fish at CAPITOL,
you know?
541
00:44:46,268 --> 00:44:49,980
My name is Klinkhammer, Director of HR,
CAPITOL Head Office.
542
00:44:50,063 --> 00:44:51,648
I'll get this checked out, Mr. Stromberg,
543
00:44:51,732 --> 00:44:54,193
but you know that it's how you say
something, not what you say?
544
00:44:54,276 --> 00:44:57,946
Sure, I'm a big fan of it.
I always tell my people:
545
00:44:58,030 --> 00:45:01,074
"What you reap, you can't put back
in the bag with the cat."
546
00:45:01,158 --> 00:45:03,035
That's not what I'm getting from you.
- But, no.
547
00:45:03,118 --> 00:45:07,998
My conversational style is like a sheep
in sheep's clothing, so to say.
548
00:45:08,081 --> 00:45:10,500
Could you check this out?
- What's he doing here?
549
00:45:10,584 --> 00:45:13,420
You know each other?
- Well, know each other
550
00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:18,508
We were in the same department,
and he was my colleague, practically.
551
00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:22,888
Yeah, back then it was more
Burrito-Stupido" or "Chilli-Willi".
552
00:45:22,971 --> 00:45:25,390
Or Rodrigo
- No, Ricardo Montalban.
553
00:45:25,474 --> 00:45:29,811
Yeah, Ricardo Montalban, just a joke.
Although I have to say...
554
00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:33,815
Turks are a particular risk group,
from an actuarial point of view.
555
00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:37,694
Because for the price of one Turk, you can
insure three Vietnamese. That's a fact!
556
00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:41,406
Mr. Turculu is in charge
of organizing this event.
557
00:45:41,490 --> 00:45:43,700
Mr. Stolberg is having trouble with
checking in. - Stromberg.
558
00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:45,786
Stromberg is his name.
- Oh, Stromberg.
559
00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:55,087
And you're at the Head Office now,
or what?
560
00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:57,381
Yeah, that's great!
561
00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:01,802
No, I can't find you.
You didn't register. - But, I did.
562
00:46:01,885 --> 00:46:04,471
No.
- Yes.
563
00:46:04,596 --> 00:46:08,100
Mr. Turculu is very thorough.
- That he is, you have to give it to him.
564
00:46:08,183 --> 00:46:11,436
Could it be that something slipped past?
- I'm afraid not.
565
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,897
No, I'm afraid not.
566
00:46:13,981 --> 00:46:15,565
Well.
- Yeah, it's not a problem.
567
00:46:15,649 --> 00:46:18,735
Problems are just a challenge for me,
like a nice set of tits.
568
00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:21,363
You simply have to handle them.
Or rather
569
00:46:24,408 --> 00:46:26,618
Yeah, I'm a very popular boss.
570
00:46:26,702 --> 00:46:29,705
I can room with one of my colleagues,
no problem.
571
00:46:29,788 --> 00:46:34,668
You don't have to worry about me.
I'll be OK.
572
00:46:43,427 --> 00:46:46,388
Hey, um, you've got a double room, right?
573
00:46:46,930 --> 00:46:49,266
Oh, I don't know.
I haven't been upstairs yet.
574
00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:51,310
I got stuck at that wedding.
575
00:46:51,393 --> 00:46:54,563
These meat heads screwed up my
reservation. Now I'm out in the cold.
576
00:46:54,646 --> 00:46:58,483
I'm so done with men. It's so clear now.
- Hm.
577
00:46:58,567 --> 00:47:00,360
I was just asking if you might,
578
00:47:00,444 --> 00:47:03,238
If you were by any chance game
that the two of us
579
00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:06,199
Huh?
- I just need to sleep with you.
580
00:47:07,075 --> 00:47:08,785
You're unbelievable.
581
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:12,497
No, I don't mean sleep in the sense of
582
00:47:12,581 --> 00:47:14,624
Schirmchen, wait a minute.
583
00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:18,754
Oh God, I know I get on peoples nerves
sometimes, but doesn't everyone,
584
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:22,174
even the best of us. Just think what a
pain Yin was for Yang. - Huh?
585
00:47:22,257 --> 00:47:25,510
I bet Yang was ready to hurl when
Yin stepped in the door.
586
00:47:25,594 --> 00:47:29,765
I don't get a word you're saying.
What do you want? - To sleep in your room!
587
00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:32,017
No way, forget it!
588
00:47:33,143 --> 00:47:34,728
What?
589
00:47:47,115 --> 00:47:50,827
Lehnhoff!
Man, how are you?
590
00:47:50,994 --> 00:47:53,997
I just phoned home,
and our youngest has a fever. - Great.
591
00:47:54,081 --> 00:47:56,291
You've got a double room, right?
- Mm.
592
00:47:56,375 --> 00:48:02,297
Yeah, cause I need a place
to sleep tonight. - Oh, why's that?
593
00:48:03,006 --> 00:48:04,841
Oh, why's that?
594
00:48:04,925 --> 00:48:08,220
Why, why, why? Why can't a one legged man
kick himself in the ass?
595
00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:10,639
I've got to sleep somewhere, man!
596
00:48:10,722 --> 00:48:13,141
Mr. Stolberg.
- Oh, Mr. Klink Is he bothering you?
597
00:48:13,225 --> 00:48:16,061
I'll hose him down. That'll
help for a bit. - On the contrary.
598
00:48:16,144 --> 00:48:20,190
We had a great conversation.
- Yes, I have to agree, Klaus.
599
00:48:20,273 --> 00:48:24,653
And you? Did you find a place to sleep?
- Yes, well no, but that's going.
600
00:48:24,736 --> 00:48:26,446
He said that you don't have a room.
601
00:48:26,530 --> 00:48:29,908
Yeah, Ernie, I'm working out something.
You can stop mingling here.
602
00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:32,160
You don't know anyone anyway!
- You can stay with me.
603
00:48:32,244 --> 00:48:35,080
I've got a nice big room.
- Yeah, right.
604
00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:39,960
Great. We were just talking about the
importance of teamwork. - Yeah.
605
00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:44,339
Fantastic, that's a a great idea.
And it also helps you out, right?
606
00:48:44,423 --> 00:48:47,426
So, a win-win-win situation
for everyone involved.
607
00:48:47,509 --> 00:48:52,889
Super, super, super. Yeah, then we'll see
each other later at the party.
608
00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:55,851
Yeah.
- See you, Klaus.
609
00:48:56,351 --> 00:48:57,394
Heisterkamp.
610
00:48:57,477 --> 00:49:00,981
Smother them with kindness,
a trick I learned from the Asians.
611
00:49:01,064 --> 00:49:03,650
I've learned that.
The Asians have to do it that way,
612
00:49:03,733 --> 00:49:05,902
otherwise, they lose face.
613
00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:10,407
Saving face isn't so important with us,
but it's still good.
614
00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:12,617
Hm.
- Yep.
615
00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:31,595
What are you doing there?
616
00:49:31,678 --> 00:49:36,099
Do you think I want to be
spooning and poking you later tonight?
617
00:49:36,558 --> 00:49:38,351
This guy
618
00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:02,918
Yeah
619
00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:10,550
Occupied!
620
00:50:11,927 --> 00:50:15,764
Oh, you're still here.
I thought you'd already left.
621
00:50:25,774 --> 00:50:28,860
There are things you put up with for the
job that you would never do privately.
622
00:50:30,862 --> 00:50:32,572
That's why a company
is stronger that a marriage.
623
00:50:32,656 --> 00:50:35,575
You'd never let yourself
be treated this way by a woman.
624
00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:41,915
But in this joint they shit on your head,
and you say thank you for the hat.
625
00:50:53,552 --> 00:50:58,181
Hey, have you seen Ulf?
- No, not since the party started.
626
00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:01,601
Shit!
- Oh, sorry.
627
00:51:01,685 --> 00:51:06,940
Oh God, did it stain?
- It's just beer, could've been red wine.
628
00:51:07,023 --> 00:51:09,526
Even then you're fully insured.
629
00:51:09,609 --> 00:51:13,321
Tanja Steinke, claims adjustment.
- Hartmut M?nchow, sales.
630
00:51:13,405 --> 00:51:15,740
This is my colleague Kolbe.
- Hello.
631
00:51:15,824 --> 00:51:17,409
You're dismissed, young man.
632
00:51:17,492 --> 00:51:21,830
Say you're sorry, Marvin.
- Oh, he's really yours?
633
00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:24,749
Yeah.
- And why did you bring him with you?
634
00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:27,919
That's a long story.
- We were told no family.
635
00:51:28,003 --> 00:51:32,257
I know. Marvin is my foster child.
- Oh well, that's something different.
636
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:36,052
You must have a heart of gold.
- I cleared it with my boss.
637
00:51:36,136 --> 00:51:39,973
I can imagine what "clearing" looks like.
You know what I mean, lngo?
638
00:51:42,309 --> 00:51:44,311
What's that supposed to mean?
I thought we
639
00:51:44,394 --> 00:51:48,732
I'd have liked to bring my kids along too.
I've even got real kids,
640
00:51:48,815 --> 00:51:51,985
but I obviously don't have the boobs
to get special treatment.
641
00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:56,489
No, you women who always want
special treatment drive me crazy.
642
00:51:57,324 --> 00:52:00,910
For your information,
my husband asked for permission.
643
00:52:00,994 --> 00:52:05,373
He's also here. You're welcome to voice
your complaint to him directly,
644
00:52:05,457 --> 00:52:08,960
form man to man.
Come on, Marvin.
645
00:52:09,419 --> 00:52:10,837
From man to man.
646
00:52:14,591 --> 00:52:17,218
I think I need to get back upstairs.
647
00:52:17,302 --> 00:52:20,180
Sauna, samba, jingle jingleling!
648
00:52:20,263 --> 00:52:23,475
Wait a sec, Auntie Sabine
is gonna christen you with love.
649
00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:25,644
Ah!
650
00:52:26,728 --> 00:52:30,106
Mr. Stromberg, have you seen Ulf?
- Nope.
651
00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:33,151
Can you look after Marvin?
- Nope.
652
00:52:41,451 --> 00:52:43,453
So, how's it hanging?
653
00:52:44,579 --> 00:52:47,707
Yeah, it's a company party.
No one's having fun.
654
00:52:47,791 --> 00:52:52,712
Of course it's even shittier for you,
you can't even drink.
655
00:52:54,673 --> 00:52:58,426
Wow, you're yacking like a waterfall, man.
656
00:53:02,305 --> 00:53:08,561
When I was your age, I was like that too,
always a bit alone.
657
00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:13,566
But real heroes are always alone, huh?
658
00:53:13,692 --> 00:53:18,697
Tarzan didn't form a working group
before he reached for the vine.
659
00:53:20,198 --> 00:53:22,701
Oh well.
And then I thought:
660
00:53:22,784 --> 00:53:27,664
Damn, these people can kiss my ass,
left and right butt cheek.
661
00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:31,000
Yeah, and to be honest...
662
00:53:32,711 --> 00:53:36,172
it's stayed the same till today.
663
00:53:51,604 --> 00:53:56,693
Hi, I was just going up to change.
- I've been looking for you all over.
664
00:53:56,776 --> 00:53:58,403
Yeah, I was in the sauna.
665
00:53:58,486 --> 00:54:00,947
You said you were stepping out for a
minute, and then you were gone!
666
00:54:01,030 --> 00:54:02,741
Let's not get things mixed up here.
667
00:54:02,824 --> 00:54:05,452
The one who has to ask for permission
is this tall and named Marvin.
668
00:54:05,535 --> 00:54:08,872
I'm already this tall
and am allow to go out on my own.
669
00:54:08,955 --> 00:54:11,916
Don't you think
I would've also liked to go to the spa?
670
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,252
You can skip it. It wasn't so great.
671
00:54:17,714 --> 00:54:22,510
Next stop: Kill Joy Way, Boringtown.
Hi, Tanja.
672
00:54:24,012 --> 00:54:28,391
Oops. Room on the third floor,
but the mood is in the basement.
673
00:54:29,476 --> 00:54:31,603
Here, don't forget your hat.
674
00:54:35,398 --> 00:54:37,734
Come on, we're going to our room.
675
00:54:58,129 --> 00:55:02,550
Go ask the nice lady to get you a cola.
Go on over there, come on.
676
00:55:03,843 --> 00:55:07,138
Oh no, who do we have here?
The proud father.
677
00:55:07,305 --> 00:55:11,559
Oh, no, he's not mine.
- Yeah, we heard that already.
678
00:55:11,893 --> 00:55:15,647
I'm the one you're supposed
to set straight,
679
00:55:15,730 --> 00:55:18,858
"from man to man".
- What?
680
00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:26,282
Yeah, get going. I'm waiting!
- Oh
681
00:55:27,450 --> 00:55:31,579
Um
- What's your problem, buddy?
682
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:42,090
I was the opening act for Bernhard Brink,
and now weddings in Botzenburg.
683
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:47,595
Weddings are just palliative care for love.
684
00:55:48,596 --> 00:55:53,893
Today it's the best day of your life,
but really it's the beginning of the end.
685
00:55:54,769 --> 00:55:59,148
"Can you play some hip hop?"
"Do you have anything by Justin Bieber?"
686
00:55:59,566 --> 00:56:01,776
Man, if Justin Bieber walked in here
687
00:56:01,860 --> 00:56:06,531
I'd rip his head off
and play Bernhard Brink on his skull.
688
00:56:07,198 --> 00:56:10,243
That would definitely be an improvement.
689
00:56:10,577 --> 00:56:13,663
Shit.
- You can say that again!
690
00:56:13,830 --> 00:56:15,164
Heisterkamp.
691
00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:19,544
Mr. Klinkhammer, good evening.
- Nice to meet you.
692
00:56:19,627 --> 00:56:21,212
Heisterkamp, claims adjustment.
693
00:56:21,296 --> 00:56:26,301
You just can't ever give up.
True quality rises to the top in the end.
694
00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:28,303
But sometimes Ernie comes out on top.
695
00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:32,348
Oh man, who gives a shit about Ernie now?
- Oh no, you can't dismiss him.
696
00:56:32,432 --> 00:56:33,766
You still can't give up.
697
00:56:33,850 --> 00:56:38,229
There are other things in life
besides this stupid office!
698
00:56:38,897 --> 00:56:43,943
Man, outside there's the world.
Everything is full of the world.
699
00:56:44,027 --> 00:56:46,738
You say it like it's a good thing.
- Yeah.
700
00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:50,408
I have expectations for my life,
know what I mean?
701
00:56:50,491 --> 00:56:54,078
Things I want in my life,
and it shouldn't be like it is now.
702
00:56:54,162 --> 00:57:01,210
It should be nicer. Oh fuck,
why can't it be nicer?
703
00:57:03,004 --> 00:57:09,844
Don't give up,
even when they've shown you the door.
704
00:57:10,261 --> 00:57:17,352
Don't give up.
Life promises so much more.
705
00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:20,855
I wrote that for Bernhard,
- It's nice
706
00:57:20,939 --> 00:57:25,526
but the assholes at the record label
didn't want it. - Bernhard Brink?
707
00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:26,778
Yeah.
708
00:57:27,278 --> 00:57:33,242
I wanted to get Roberto, no,
Roland Kaiser for a board meeting.
709
00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:35,787
Yeah, really!
That was before your time.
710
00:57:35,870 --> 00:57:39,374
Of course he was too expensive,
and who did it in the end?
711
00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:42,669
Daddy! It was a hit, let me tell you.
- Daddy.
712
00:57:43,878 --> 00:57:49,425
Let Daddy do it,
Daddy does it good.
713
00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:52,053
Good.
- Bernhard Brink?
714
00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:58,309
No, just so. - That's true,
because Daddy isn't just anyone.
715
00:57:59,978 --> 00:58:03,564
Yeah, striking the iron
even when it's fucking cold...
716
00:58:03,648 --> 00:58:04,774
was always my talent.
717
00:58:04,857 --> 00:58:08,569
You're the Bruce Willis
of quarterly reports - Damn straight.
718
00:58:08,653 --> 00:58:10,989
Hey, I was being ironic.
- No.
719
00:58:18,496 --> 00:58:20,790
Mr. Klinkhammer, I just wanted to say...
720
00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:24,210
you've gotten the wrong impression of me
from the start.
721
00:58:24,293 --> 00:58:27,672
And now you want to fix it?
- Yes.
722
00:58:27,755 --> 00:58:31,592
Actually, I think I'd be a perfect
addition to the Head Office - Why?
723
00:58:32,385 --> 00:58:37,432
Because I'll bring in fresh wind
without creating a draft.
724
00:58:38,057 --> 00:58:40,476
I'm ambitious, but not too much.
725
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:45,815
I'm a man with a flat zenith,
and I do people. - What?
726
00:58:47,025 --> 00:58:49,736
Oh, hm?
- What do you do with people?
727
00:58:49,986 --> 00:58:51,779
Whatever you want.
728
00:58:51,863 --> 00:58:54,115
I'm sure that in most executive suites...
729
00:58:54,198 --> 00:58:58,578
it's actually rarer to find
a real leader than a woman.
730
00:58:58,661 --> 00:59:02,165
Should we get started?
- Ms. Berkel, what are you doing here?
731
00:59:02,248 --> 00:59:04,876
Mr. Stromberg?
- Ms. Berkel is hosting the event.
732
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:07,003
It's like a class reunion.
- You know each other?
733
00:59:07,086 --> 00:59:10,298
Yeah, we know each other.
she was my "boss".
734
00:59:10,381 --> 00:59:13,259
Why
- Well, you're a "woman".
735
00:59:13,342 --> 00:59:17,263
I don't mean "woman", in quotation marks,
because she's certainly got
736
00:59:17,346 --> 00:59:21,768
Please! We don't tolerate sexism
at CAPITOL. - Absolutely right.
737
00:59:22,310 --> 00:59:23,895
I see you haven't changed.
738
00:59:23,978 --> 00:59:25,938
She's not my type
for sexism, but
739
00:59:26,022 --> 00:59:30,777
Ms. Berkel is about to unveil the new
Capitol TV spot, isn't that right?
740
00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:32,820
You've got dog shit on your shoe.
741
00:59:34,322 --> 00:59:36,949
But anyway
- I'll wait another 5 minutes.
742
00:59:37,033 --> 00:59:39,243
5 minutes will be enough.
743
00:59:42,663 --> 00:59:44,874
OK.
- Let me know when we can start.
744
00:59:44,957 --> 00:59:46,709
I'll do that.
- We'll do that.
745
00:59:46,793 --> 00:59:48,377
There was nothing there!
746
00:59:48,461 --> 00:59:52,465
I can also do something on stage
with my department, right, Klaus?
747
00:59:52,548 --> 00:59:54,050
Mm.
748
00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:59,680
At first I thought I wouldn't find
a rhyme for claims adjustment.
749
00:59:59,764 --> 01:00:04,143
Let me see. Government.
- Yeah.
750
01:00:17,198 --> 01:00:20,118
No problem, I've got it memorized.
751
01:00:20,785 --> 01:00:22,370
Hello.
752
01:00:23,412 --> 01:00:27,583
I think that's him over there.
- Could you be any more obvious?
753
01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:29,919
Should I deck him,
or what did you have in mind?
754
01:00:30,002 --> 01:00:32,880
That's OK, I bet you're still
exhausted from the sauna.
755
01:00:32,964 --> 01:00:36,050
What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing. Marvin?
756
01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:40,096
Hey, everytime I watch
an action film, you say:
757
01:00:40,179 --> 01:00:43,516
"Why are you watching that violent crap?"
And now I'm the sissy?
758
01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:47,103
Marvin!
- I'm not, not at all.
759
01:00:47,186 --> 01:00:51,190
I even did Tae Kwon Do.
Yeah, that's right.
760
01:00:51,274 --> 01:00:53,442
I could take on anyone in the room.
761
01:00:53,526 --> 01:00:57,029
You know, the most important thing
you learn is how to evade.
762
01:00:57,113 --> 01:00:58,614
Then you don't even have to attack.
763
01:00:58,698 --> 01:01:04,453
Sure, you learn how to punch
in Tae Kwon Do and also kicks
764
01:01:04,996 --> 01:01:06,581
Oh!
765
01:01:06,706 --> 01:01:07,748
Marvin?
766
01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:12,420
Dear colleagues, on behalf of the
management, I'm privileged to...
767
01:01:12,503 --> 01:01:17,383
be able to welcome you to what promises
to be a fantastic evening in Botzenburg.
768
01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:21,762
Over 50 years ago, the foundations for
the first CAPITOL branch...
769
01:01:21,846 --> 01:01:23,472
in Germany were laid here.
770
01:01:23,556 --> 01:01:27,226
But we don't want
to get nostalgic just yet.
771
01:01:27,310 --> 01:01:29,604
We don't want to start by looking back.
772
01:01:29,812 --> 01:01:34,108
Indeed, only a select few of us
were there in person 50 years ago.
773
01:01:37,945 --> 01:01:40,489
The financial crisis has shown us...
774
01:01:40,573 --> 01:01:43,284
that we can't just keep going like before.
775
01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:46,871
We have to be more transparent
and above all more honest.
776
01:01:46,954 --> 01:01:49,165
Trust is the way.
777
01:01:49,665 --> 01:01:54,212
To get this message across,
we're launching a major ad campaign,
778
01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:59,675
and I'm glad to be able to share
the new CAPITOL spot with you now.
779
01:01:59,759 --> 01:02:01,093
Enjoy!
780
01:02:07,516 --> 01:02:12,563
Insurance companies?
I've got no idea what you're really like.
781
01:02:12,647 --> 01:02:14,690
Supposedly, you're there for me,
782
01:02:14,774 --> 01:02:17,526
but all I know about you
is?lling out forms.
783
01:02:17,610 --> 01:02:21,864
That's not really the best start
for a relationship, don't you think?
784
01:02:21,948 --> 01:02:26,118
Here at CAPITOL, we've heard you.
We're more than a stack of forms.
785
01:02:26,202 --> 01:02:30,039
We are people. People you can trust
completely without reservation.
786
01:02:30,122 --> 01:02:33,501
People who understand
that life can have many facets.
787
01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:36,087
We speak plain English not legalese.
788
01:02:36,170 --> 01:02:39,966
Take us on our word, because nothing
is as convincing as the truth.
789
01:02:40,049 --> 01:02:45,846
Trust is the way.
790
01:02:53,396 --> 01:02:56,107
Yes, we made a conscious decision...
791
01:02:56,190 --> 01:03:01,654
here at CAPITOL to not use
a professional actor, rather me.
792
01:03:04,657 --> 01:03:08,077
We wanted to make it
as authentic as possible, and
793
01:03:08,494 --> 01:03:12,540
Evening, boss. This is the next one.
794
01:03:13,541 --> 01:03:16,085
Um
- Yeah, this is the next one. Just do it.
795
01:03:16,168 --> 01:03:19,088
We've also shot
another clip for this campaign,
796
01:03:19,171 --> 01:03:22,341
which I, of course,
wouldn't want to keep from you.
797
01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:29,807
Oh! My name is Bernd Stromberg.
798
01:03:30,516 --> 01:03:31,559
Here...
799
01:03:31,642 --> 01:03:33,144
Morning.
- Good morning.
800
01:03:33,227 --> 01:03:38,232
...in my claims department, I make sure
that fun doesn't get neglected.
801
01:03:40,276 --> 01:03:45,740
We don't delude ourselves. Our work at
CAPITOL isn't always a bowl of cherries
802
01:03:46,365 --> 01:03:51,287
When it comes to technology,
we've got the state of the art.
803
01:03:53,539 --> 01:03:58,753
Even though it's the state of the art
for East Germany in 1991.
804
01:03:58,836 --> 01:04:03,466
At least, on good days,
we've even got power, some of the time.
805
01:04:08,346 --> 01:04:11,557
To make up for that,
there's a wealth of other incentives...
806
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,893
to make a fresh start
and go to work every day.
807
01:04:17,605 --> 01:04:21,359
Last but not least,
there are our valued colleagues
808
01:04:21,442 --> 01:04:25,363
who make working at CAPITOL such a joy.
809
01:04:28,741 --> 01:04:30,618
All the stuff from my mom!
810
01:04:30,701 --> 01:04:34,622
Remember our colleagues are people
just like you and me.
811
01:04:40,378 --> 01:04:44,840
Well actually, more like you.
812
01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:02,108
Yeah, that wasn't authentic but honest.
813
01:05:08,114 --> 01:05:11,033
There's no question that
we need to have a bit of fun,
814
01:05:11,117 --> 01:05:13,953
and our colleague Mr. Stromberg
has taken care of that.
815
01:05:14,036 --> 01:05:17,581
Now I'd like to get on
with the rest of the scheduled program.
816
01:05:17,665 --> 01:05:21,001
I just wanted to say that was edited
in a very unflattering way.
817
01:05:21,085 --> 01:05:24,880
Yeah, cause that's not how I am,
and I hope that's clear to everyone!
818
01:05:25,339 --> 01:05:28,342
Everyone knows that. This is our Ernie!
819
01:05:30,803 --> 01:05:35,766
Yeah, and to everyone who laughs at that,
I say shame on you, double shame on you.
820
01:05:36,976 --> 01:05:41,272
No wonder everyone says that
the Germans haven't got a sense of humor.
821
01:05:42,523 --> 01:05:48,279
Yeah, the office is war.
I've always said that.
822
01:05:48,362 --> 01:05:51,157
You don't win a war with the Salvation
Army, but with the Foreign Legion.
823
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:58,539
And they don't take prisoners.
Business is business and not benevolence.
824
01:05:59,081 --> 01:06:02,293
And what's the point of business?
Me and me alone.
825
01:06:03,252 --> 01:06:10,259
Er, and you. If you don't fight
for yourself, no one will.
826
01:06:11,343 --> 01:06:12,720
That's how it is.
827
01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:16,640
There's no rekindling this flame!
That's official.
828
01:06:17,266 --> 01:06:20,311
What were you thinking?
- He's always been like that.
829
01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:24,315
Without fun the party's done,
old Russian saying.
830
01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:27,985
If you ask me, you can go home now.
- Quicker than now, if you ask me!
831
01:06:28,068 --> 01:06:30,237
But the people liked it.
832
01:06:30,613 --> 01:06:33,908
The applause for your spot
wasn't exactly overwhelming, was it.
833
01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:38,245
More underwhelming. - But he had them
laughing and howling, and how.
834
01:06:38,329 --> 01:06:40,623
Yeah, but you can't compare the two!
835
01:06:40,706 --> 01:06:44,001
We had two focus groups.
- And it tested really well.
836
01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:50,424
The atom bomb
was also tested twice and really well.
837
01:06:50,925 --> 01:06:54,762
If we can't convince our own people,
838
01:06:54,845 --> 01:06:57,640
how can they convince other people?
- Yes.
839
01:06:57,723 --> 01:07:02,770
Of course, I still think that was a crappy
thing for you to do. - Yes, that's clear.
840
01:07:03,896 --> 01:07:06,148
Ten stiffs to go.
- What?
841
01:07:06,982 --> 01:07:10,402
That's the film about all the employees
who died last year.
842
01:07:10,486 --> 01:07:13,739
I'm not going out there.
- What's that supposed to mean?
843
01:07:13,822 --> 01:07:16,909
Understandable, if you get panned
in front of your own people
844
01:07:16,992 --> 01:07:20,412
I never should've gone along with
this stupid ad. - Nonsense.
845
01:07:20,496 --> 01:07:24,625
No, she's right, if you ask me.
- Seven stiffs left!
846
01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:28,712
Well, someone's got to go out
in front of the audience!
847
01:07:28,796 --> 01:07:32,883
So far you came over great, Ms. Berkel.
- If by great, you mean shit.
848
01:07:32,967 --> 01:07:34,510
Pull yourself together!
849
01:07:34,593 --> 01:07:39,557
You know how much is riding
on this evening - Four stiffs left.
850
01:07:41,767 --> 01:07:45,354
OK, kids, then I'll do it.
- I don't think that's a good idea.
851
01:07:45,437 --> 01:07:47,064
Yeah.
- I can do it.
852
01:07:47,147 --> 01:07:49,775
You can trust me, Klaus.
853
01:07:49,858 --> 01:07:54,488
First the normal program, then we've got
a number with pom-poms and the works.
854
01:07:58,117 --> 01:08:01,912
Dear colleagues, I'm Berthold.
855
01:08:01,996 --> 01:08:05,165
You've already seen me
in the little film a minute ago.
856
01:08:05,249 --> 01:08:08,502
That was just a joke, the whole thing.
857
01:08:08,961 --> 01:08:13,382
Yeah, even the part where
I got mad about it, that too.
858
01:08:13,465 --> 01:08:18,971
OK. Now we'll take a trip back
into the history of Botzenburg.
859
01:08:19,221 --> 01:08:22,975
This isn't only the birthplace of CAPITOL,
860
01:08:23,058 --> 01:08:28,230
it's also the place where the famous
composer Robert Schumann...
861
01:08:28,314 --> 01:08:35,529
tried to kill himself in 1844,
which of course didn't work.
862
01:08:35,613 --> 01:08:41,327
Instead, he composed
the String Quartet in A Major.
863
01:08:45,998 --> 01:08:50,252
Our colleague Mr. Turculu,
who organized this evening,
864
01:08:50,377 --> 01:08:55,090
was able to get the Botzenburg String
Orchestra, no, Ensemble,
865
01:08:55,174 --> 01:09:02,181
who will now give us a taste
of this String, er, Quartet.
866
01:09:02,264 --> 01:09:05,643
For your pissing leisure.
Listening pleasure!
867
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,508
Yeah, that was "Joy in Osnabrück".
868
01:09:37,591 --> 01:09:41,637
Fabiana has put in a request for
Justin Bieber's "Baby".
869
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:46,141
I'll play that in a minute,
but first here's a song of my own,
870
01:09:46,517 --> 01:09:48,811
for Jennifer, who's standing up front.
871
01:09:48,894 --> 01:09:54,775
Here we go for her and you:
"Don't give up!"
872
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:07,329
High expectations, only frustrations,
That was your life till now.
873
01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:14,837
Stuck in desperation,
Can't go on, don't know how.
874
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:22,970
Let them talk, even when they say,
It's not smart.
875
01:10:24,138 --> 01:10:27,850
Oh, listen to your heart,
Your beating heart
876
01:10:27,933 --> 01:10:31,186
Wanna dance?
- What, with you?
877
01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:35,858
I've got a room here. 209.
878
01:10:41,363 --> 01:10:46,076
It's got one of those things in the
bathroom. What are they called?
879
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:49,413
You know, an ass washer.
- Oh, God.
880
01:11:10,809 --> 01:11:17,816
But the water was totally cold.
Damn, it sends a chill up your spine.
881
01:11:20,736 --> 01:11:23,322
So what about that dance?
882
01:11:23,405 --> 01:11:27,576
Sorry, people, small emergency
Günni's got to go take care of it.
883
01:11:29,369 --> 01:11:33,415
But don't worry, I'll be right back.
884
01:12:04,404 --> 01:12:08,158
Shh! Shh!
885
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:11,203
Shh!
- Shh!
886
01:12:13,956 --> 01:12:18,669
That's the music you'd play to drive away
the junkies at the train station.
887
01:12:21,213 --> 01:12:27,219
Whenever I hear violins, I think
did something happen to Grandma?
888
01:12:27,302 --> 01:12:31,056
Yes, thank you very much.
It was just beautiful.
889
01:12:31,348 --> 01:12:36,103
Who's ready to get this party started?
890
01:12:38,188 --> 01:12:42,484
That's what I thought.
That's why we spared not costs,
891
01:12:42,568 --> 01:12:48,282
and we've brought you the A-bomb of
the weapons of mass entertainment: moi!
892
01:12:49,950 --> 01:12:52,911
So, let's get this party started.
893
01:12:52,995 --> 01:12:57,624
Let's get this joint rocking!
894
01:12:57,708 --> 01:13:02,004
Does your customer put the ass in hole,
895
01:13:03,380 --> 01:13:07,342
Chewing your ear off like Van Gogh?
896
01:13:09,094 --> 01:13:18,228
And does he talk complete shit?
Yeah, who can take care of it?
897
01:13:20,022 --> 01:13:25,569
Let Daddy do it,
Daddy does it good.
898
01:13:25,777 --> 01:13:30,657
Move on over, let Daddy come over,
Daddy does it really good.
899
01:13:31,617 --> 01:13:37,164
Let Daddy do it,
Daddy does it good.
900
01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:42,419
Let Daddy do it,
Daddy does it good.
901
01:13:46,715 --> 01:13:49,843
Is your sex not up to specs,
902
01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:55,724
Cause your woman's not getting
What she expects?
903
01:13:58,060 --> 01:14:01,563
You got the world's softest dick.
904
01:14:03,315 --> 01:14:06,860
Call Daddy, his is like a brick!
905
01:14:24,878 --> 01:14:26,755
Asshole.
906
01:14:26,838 --> 01:14:32,594
Let Daddy do it,
Daddy does it good.
907
01:14:32,678 --> 01:14:39,184
Let Daddy do it,
Daddy does it good. Take it away!
908
01:14:41,436 --> 01:14:44,481
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
909
01:14:44,564 --> 01:14:47,025
but you know what?
It would really help out,
910
01:14:47,109 --> 01:14:50,070
if you didn't draw peckers
all over everything.
911
01:14:52,072 --> 01:14:59,371
What? Come on,
I'll defend your family name. No worries.
912
01:15:00,747 --> 01:15:04,084
If you can't control your life at all,
913
01:15:06,211 --> 01:15:09,256
And you're running at full speed
against the wall,
914
01:15:11,758 --> 01:15:15,429
Then you'll?nd you've lost your mind.
915
01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:23,145
Yeah, then call Daddy,
Cause he can do it blind! Everyone:
916
01:15:23,353 --> 01:15:28,066
Let Daddy do it,
Daddy does it good.
917
01:15:28,150 --> 01:15:34,322
Good! Let Daddy do it,
Daddy does it good.
918
01:15:34,406 --> 01:15:40,328
Even better! Let Daddy do it,
Daddy does it good.
919
01:15:40,412 --> 01:15:47,335
And once more! Let Daddy do it,
Daddy does it good.
920
01:15:47,419 --> 01:15:54,009
Let Daddy do it,
Daddy does it good.
921
01:15:57,220 --> 01:16:02,684
Thank you, Botzenburg!
Thank you so much!
922
01:16:11,651 --> 01:16:16,031
Encore! Encore! Encore!
923
01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:17,991
Can you hear me, people?
924
01:16:18,241 --> 01:16:24,164
We are all, all, all, all,
We are all, all, all, all
925
01:16:31,505 --> 01:16:35,300
That was fantastic, Stromberg.
Do you have more of that on tap?
926
01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:38,053
You bet!
- Yeah? That's great.
927
01:16:38,261 --> 01:16:41,556
I thought my ear drum was going to bust
when they started sawing on the violins.
928
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:45,352
What was Turculu thinking?
He comes with this cultural stuff!
929
01:16:45,435 --> 01:16:47,896
That's where you see
the cultural differences.
930
01:16:47,979 --> 01:16:51,483
Someone's got to say it.
- And now Berkel's getting pissed.
931
01:16:51,566 --> 01:16:55,821
Yeah, a woman isn't automatically clever,
just because she looks like shit.
932
01:16:57,072 --> 01:16:59,866
We are all over 40!
933
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:02,994
Women want equal treatment,
but when the ship's sinking:
934
01:17:03,078 --> 01:17:04,371
"Women and children first!"
935
01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:13,171
All, all, all, all.
We are all over 40. We are all!
936
01:17:13,797 --> 01:17:17,467
Thanks, you've been great!
- Hello? What's up next?
937
01:17:17,551 --> 01:17:21,847
The awards for years of service.
- I thought I could recite a poem before.
938
01:17:21,930 --> 01:17:24,975
Yeah? No! I think we'll let
Mr. Stromberg handle this.
939
01:17:25,058 --> 01:17:29,437
Yeah, Ernie, be a good boy
and go get me a beer. And bye!
940
01:17:29,521 --> 01:17:33,817
Encore! Encore!
- Botzenburg, here I am again!
941
01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:42,409
Heartfelt congratulations,
hard to believe, a quarter century.
942
01:17:42,492 --> 01:17:44,953
And an umbrella,
not because you'll need a cane soon,
943
01:17:45,036 --> 01:17:49,291
but so you won't get caught in the rain.
Line up over there. Lutz Kollinger.
944
01:17:49,374 --> 01:17:54,462
And now I'd like to
Yeah, I just have to do this.
945
01:17:54,546 --> 01:17:57,674
Finally, I'd like to call up
to the stage someone...
946
01:17:57,757 --> 01:18:00,802
who hasn't been with CAPITOL so long,
947
01:18:00,886 --> 01:18:04,973
but who's already done more than so many
who've been here much longer.
948
01:18:05,056 --> 01:18:08,018
That is with me at least.
949
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:11,188
Oh, I'm not so good at this.
950
01:18:11,271 --> 01:18:15,817
They should just come on up here.
Uh, Jennifer!
951
01:18:16,776 --> 01:18:20,864
Jennifer, Jennifer Schirmann!
Schirmchen, come on up here!
952
01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:24,492
A round of applause to wake her up?
953
01:18:25,202 --> 01:18:27,370
In my office there's so little sunlight...
954
01:18:27,454 --> 01:18:30,832
that my solar calculator
doesn't even work,
955
01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:37,547
but Jennifer makes up for that
with her smile.
956
01:18:37,631 --> 01:18:45,847
Schirmchen, you're truly the best thing
that could've happened in my job.
957
01:18:45,931 --> 01:18:52,020
But she knows all that. Let's see what I
can find in these weeds. This is for you!
958
01:18:53,521 --> 01:18:55,357
Oh!
959
01:18:57,901 --> 01:19:02,280
Romantic. Oh God!
960
01:19:03,156 --> 01:19:04,199
Thanks.
961
01:19:05,033 --> 01:19:09,663
I think men don't even know
what romantic is in the first place.
962
01:19:09,746 --> 01:19:13,458
Outside of a fire place,
a fire isn't necessarily romantic,
963
01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:17,963
it could just be damages.
964
01:19:18,046 --> 01:19:21,883
And that's how Bernd is, actually all men.
965
01:19:21,967 --> 01:19:25,011
I don't know if any man ever did...
966
01:19:25,095 --> 01:19:27,806
something truly romantic for me.
967
01:19:32,060 --> 01:19:37,148
Say, baby, you game
for some dirty dancing? Hm?
968
01:19:37,816 --> 01:19:39,025
Oh!
969
01:19:39,401 --> 01:19:41,403
She wasn't that hot anyway.
970
01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:46,032
He was standing behind his desk
grinning at me like a Cheshire cat,
971
01:19:46,116 --> 01:19:48,743
And then I said to him watch out, buddy,
972
01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:51,746
I pissed in your pool last night,
973
01:19:51,830 --> 01:19:55,292
and I put the clay pellets
from the hydroculture in your cereal,
974
01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:57,877
but I didn't get it on film!
975
01:19:59,546 --> 01:20:03,842
Hello, I understand there was
a bit of problem earlier.
976
01:20:03,925 --> 01:20:07,053
And I think it's bullshit if
- Hm?
977
01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:12,892
With Marvin over there.
- Oh, yeah. The rug rat?
978
01:20:12,976 --> 01:20:16,771
He spilled half the drinks menu on my fly!
- Really, did he?
979
01:20:16,855 --> 01:20:20,859
Now I have to wait till the chicks aren't
paying attention to that sort of stain.
980
01:20:20,942 --> 01:20:25,322
Fuck it, next round's on me
It's on the house today.
981
01:20:26,614 --> 01:20:31,870
What did you want actually?
- Oh, doesn't matter. Well, I
982
01:20:31,953 --> 01:20:34,998
Oh, already so late.
I have to call my little chicks.
983
01:20:35,081 --> 01:20:38,335
Say good night, or else they'll keep the
whole house up blubbering. - Say hi!
984
01:20:38,418 --> 01:20:40,712
Will do!
I'll be right back.
985
01:20:42,130 --> 01:20:46,593
Do you know the redhead
from Claims Adjustment? You?
986
01:20:46,801 --> 01:20:47,927
Hm?
987
01:20:50,722 --> 01:20:52,849
Let me put it this way:
988
01:20:52,932 --> 01:20:56,603
you saved CAPITOL's ass today.
I'd like to thank you for that!
989
01:20:56,686 --> 01:20:59,397
No problem,
asses are my area of expertise.
990
01:20:59,481 --> 01:21:02,942
I'm practically an assologist.
991
01:21:04,652 --> 01:21:08,031
We could use someone like you
at Head Office, you know?
992
01:21:08,114 --> 01:21:10,325
A man people accept
cause he's one of them.
993
01:21:10,408 --> 01:21:14,788
I am people, no question.
You can ask anyone: I am people!
994
01:21:16,873 --> 01:21:21,961
Ms. Berkel, everything OK?
- Trust is the way.
995
01:21:22,045 --> 01:21:26,216
Gentlemen, could you
take care of the lady?
996
01:21:27,926 --> 01:21:31,221
Women in the executive suite!
What a bunch of modern bullshit!
997
01:21:31,304 --> 01:21:33,973
Crackpot idea.
The Church knows not to go along,
998
01:21:34,057 --> 01:21:36,226
and they've been around for 2,000 years.
999
01:21:36,309 --> 01:21:40,980
And after 50 years of CAPITOL
along comes a Berkel and bang.
1000
01:21:42,232 --> 01:21:45,026
Bang.
- Bang. You're a character.
1001
01:21:46,319 --> 01:21:52,367
The straight truth, straight talk.
You know, Mr. Stromberg,
1002
01:21:53,535 --> 01:21:57,122
things here at CAPITOL
are going to be changing a lot soon.
1003
01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:02,460
There's bad news for the people,
and we're looking for someone...
1004
01:22:02,544 --> 01:22:10,009
who can package that well.
- That's exactly my thing!
1005
01:22:10,844 --> 01:22:16,224
I'll sell snow to an Eskimo, need be.
- I bet you could.
1006
01:22:16,307 --> 01:22:20,728
Yeah, you better believe it.
That's my specialty, if I say so myself.
1007
01:22:20,812 --> 01:22:26,109
What would that be exactly?
1008
01:22:26,192 --> 01:22:31,030
Well, we're looking for
a nice word for restructuring.
1009
01:22:31,156 --> 01:22:33,700
Or a few nice words.
1010
01:22:37,454 --> 01:22:39,956
What should I've done?
He was really nice to me.
1011
01:22:40,039 --> 01:22:43,835
But not to me.
- Yeah, because he started it.
1012
01:22:43,918 --> 01:22:46,045
You can't be serious!
- I'd also get mad...
1013
01:22:46,129 --> 01:22:50,425
if someone kept spilling drinks
on my jacket. - You're unbelievable.
1014
01:22:50,508 --> 01:22:53,136
What do you mean?
- That's our kid who
1015
01:22:53,219 --> 01:22:57,432
I prepared a lot for 50 years CAPITOL,
and Klaus said that I could do it.
1016
01:22:57,515 --> 01:22:59,517
Can I read it to you?
- No!
1017
01:22:59,601 --> 01:23:02,228
Please don't.
- Wow!
1018
01:23:02,312 --> 01:23:05,899
Could it be that we're in an even worse
mood at a party than at work?
1019
01:23:05,982 --> 01:23:08,902
Ulf, do you have another?
- No, that's the last one.
1020
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:13,823
Do you have a cigarette?
- Yes, but they're not classic cigarettes.
1021
01:23:13,907 --> 01:23:16,159
What do you mean?
1022
01:23:17,744 --> 01:23:19,621
What's that supposed to be?
1023
01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:28,129
Well, hayseeds?
Ask me where I got the car.
1024
01:23:28,213 --> 01:23:30,840
Where did you get the car?
- Very good question!
1025
01:23:31,591 --> 01:23:35,970
This is the car Daddy's driving
to the executive party. - No!
1026
01:23:38,306 --> 01:23:43,686
Where's that? ls Klaus there?
- Yeah, you wish. Schirmchen?
1027
01:23:43,853 --> 01:23:48,274
Seriously? They're letting you drive that?
- Yeah, to the executive party!
1028
01:23:48,358 --> 01:23:51,110
Do they have cigarettes? Ups, sorry!
- Get out!
1029
01:23:51,194 --> 01:23:56,574
Of pure gold, from what I've heard. Ulf!
- Cool.
1030
01:23:57,450 --> 01:23:59,953
Uh!
- Careful.
1031
01:24:01,204 --> 01:24:03,873
You want to come too?
Then pile in.
1032
01:24:04,249 --> 01:24:09,420
The boy's got talent! I have to say.
- Marvin, what are you doing?
1033
01:24:09,504 --> 01:24:14,342
Come on. Let's get out of here.
- This is the new Daddy-mobile. Bang!
1034
01:24:15,009 --> 01:24:19,347
It's not really environmentally friendly.
- But sexy.
1035
01:24:38,783 --> 01:24:41,452
Give it to me. I also have to go.
- Oh, no!
1036
01:24:41,536 --> 01:24:44,163
What?
- No, now I'd
1037
01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:48,376
Give me that.
1038
01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:53,923
You still have to go?
Be quick.
1039
01:24:59,721 --> 01:25:01,139
Ow!
1040
01:25:04,017 --> 01:25:06,477
I think we did what we could.
1041
01:25:06,686 --> 01:25:10,356
Sometimes you just can't do anything.
- Yeah.
1042
01:25:10,982 --> 01:25:14,068
I once did a German class for foreigners,
1043
01:25:14,152 --> 01:25:17,238
simply because I wanted
to be the best in something for once.
1044
01:25:17,322 --> 01:25:21,659
But even then there was some stupid
Romanian who was better at grammar.
1045
01:25:21,743 --> 01:25:23,202
No.
- Yeah.
1046
01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:35,298
Hey, are you sure
we're in the right place?
1047
01:25:35,381 --> 01:25:39,385
Yeah, sure, don't worry.
1048
01:25:39,469 --> 01:25:41,804
Look what Klinkhammer gave me.
1049
01:25:41,888 --> 01:25:45,183
With this, I can get in everywhere.
- And what about me?
1050
01:25:45,266 --> 01:25:48,394
You're with me.
1051
01:25:48,728 --> 01:25:52,899
Wow, that's a pad!
1052
01:25:54,692 --> 01:25:58,071
Oh no, I'm totally not dressed
for a place like this.
1053
01:25:58,154 --> 01:26:02,909
You don't have to be.
I couldn't care less what you have on.
1054
01:26:03,326 --> 01:26:05,703
Damn!
1055
01:26:09,415 --> 01:26:12,627
Watch out, it's all full of steps.
1056
01:26:14,337 --> 01:26:18,341
Wow, I stick out like a sore thumb here.
1057
01:26:18,424 --> 01:26:22,178
My hair must look like
I dropped a hairdryer in the bath.
1058
01:26:24,389 --> 01:26:30,019
Wait here, I'll be right back, OK?
- Yeah, I'll be here.
1059
01:26:30,103 --> 01:26:33,940
I could barf confetti.
Check this out here!
1060
01:26:34,023 --> 01:26:38,111
This is the bomb!
- Oh, what's going on here?
1061
01:26:38,194 --> 01:26:42,407
Oh! Stromberg, Bernd Stromberg.
Mr. Klinkhammer invited me.
1062
01:26:42,490 --> 01:26:45,243
And you want to shoot
a little film now, or what?
1063
01:26:45,326 --> 01:26:48,663
Oh, no, they're just, that's
- I don't mind.
1064
01:26:48,746 --> 01:26:51,249
No, they don't have to film, right?
1065
01:26:51,332 --> 01:26:56,045
I'm Helena, by the way. Come on in.
What do you want to drink?
1066
01:26:56,129 --> 01:26:58,631
A warm welcome!
1067
01:26:59,048 --> 01:27:05,179
This place is palatial! Yeah,
a housing project looks a bit different.
1068
01:27:05,263 --> 01:27:09,767
I thought we'd wait for Jennifer.
- Oh, who's Jennifer?
1069
01:27:10,351 --> 01:27:13,813
The redhead?
- No, Jennifer, who I just came with.
1070
01:27:13,896 --> 01:27:18,901
I'll bet.
- So where exactly is this party?
1071
01:27:19,902 --> 01:27:22,989
Wherever you want it.
- Oh.
1072
01:27:35,918 --> 01:27:37,670
Where is he? Is he in there?
1073
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:40,715
OK.
Man, what kind of place is this?
1074
01:27:40,798 --> 01:27:44,719
Some geezer just tried to grab my breast!
1075
01:27:46,637 --> 01:27:49,140
Er
- Just a sec. Jennifer
1076
01:27:49,223 --> 01:27:52,810
All of a sudden
she was sitting on my lap half naked!
1077
01:27:52,894 --> 01:27:55,730
Yes, I saw that.
- Yeah, but I didn't want that at all.
1078
01:27:55,813 --> 01:28:00,109
Really, come on. Ask her yourself.
Helene! Helene?
1079
01:28:01,694 --> 01:28:06,866
Hey, have you seen any more of the melons
with prosciutto? - No.
1080
01:28:06,949 --> 01:28:10,787
Yeah, Helena doesn't want to come out,
from what I can tell.
1081
01:28:10,870 --> 01:28:13,831
Is this the one you were talking about?
- It's about the melons.
1082
01:28:13,915 --> 01:28:17,585
What about my wife's melons? Hm?
1083
01:28:18,586 --> 01:28:21,047
No, that wasn't him!
1084
01:28:21,130 --> 01:28:25,009
What's going on here?
- He's going after her melons!
1085
01:28:25,092 --> 01:28:28,638
So?
- It used to be better here.
1086
01:28:29,806 --> 01:28:32,183
You can't show up here with a girl!
1087
01:28:32,266 --> 01:28:34,393
Do you bring beer to a bar?
1088
01:28:34,477 --> 01:28:36,604
I didn't know it was that kind of party.
1089
01:28:36,687 --> 01:28:40,024
I was so glad to get rid of Berkel, and
then you come along with your typist.
1090
01:28:40,107 --> 01:28:44,862
Jennifer, Ms. Schirrmann isn't just a
typist. She's a woman, a force.
1091
01:28:44,946 --> 01:28:49,951
Yeah, I'm married too! What's with you?
That's got nothing to do with this here!
1092
01:28:50,326 --> 01:28:53,371
Man, I thought you were
one of us, Stromberg.
1093
01:28:53,788 --> 01:28:57,792
You said it so well yourself earlier,
how did it go?
1094
01:28:58,501 --> 01:28:59,627
No fun...?
1095
01:28:59,710 --> 01:29:02,588
Without fun
- Without fun the party's done! Yeah.
1096
01:29:02,672 --> 01:29:04,340
It's the same with fucking.
1097
01:29:04,423 --> 01:29:08,344
At home it's all nice Robert Schumann,
and here it's "Let Daddy do it".
1098
01:29:08,427 --> 01:29:11,556
Sure, but I thought
- So, get rid of the old lady.
1099
01:29:11,639 --> 01:29:13,349
Fuck man, I just had
1100
01:29:14,308 --> 01:29:19,355
Don't go and ruin the good impression
you made earlier. - Yeah, no.
1101
01:29:19,730 --> 01:29:22,441
Fucking e-cigarette. Fuck.
1102
01:29:36,289 --> 01:29:41,377
Yeah, for me love was always
like an angel with diarrhea.
1103
01:29:42,879 --> 01:29:46,799
in theory a thing of beauty,
but in practice a load of shit.
1104
01:29:50,845 --> 01:29:53,139
Except with Schirmchen.
1105
01:29:53,306 --> 01:29:58,519
With Jennifer, everything is,
well, totally different.
1106
01:30:05,484 --> 01:30:09,780
Sure you can't live on air and love alone,
but without it's bitter.
1107
01:30:10,781 --> 01:30:17,663
The Indians have got it good.
They believe in reincarnation.
1108
01:30:18,623 --> 01:30:22,293
There you can waste your life.
You'll just do better the next time.
1109
01:30:22,376 --> 01:30:25,546
But we've just got one chance,
we've just got one life.
1110
01:30:25,630 --> 01:30:29,216
And more often than not
it's shorter than a midget.
1111
01:30:30,092 --> 01:30:33,846
That was a bit of a misadventure.
1112
01:30:33,930 --> 01:30:37,808
I was picturing something different.
- I thought it was nice.
1113
01:30:37,892 --> 01:30:39,018
Hm?
1114
01:30:39,602 --> 01:30:42,688
I've had a bit to drink,
but I thought...
1115
01:30:42,772 --> 01:30:48,986
that was a very romantic gesture.
- Yeah, I should say so,
1116
01:30:49,070 --> 01:30:52,573
because that Helene
had a killer pair of tits.
1117
01:30:52,657 --> 01:30:54,742
Yeah, I would've liked to
1118
01:31:11,050 --> 01:31:16,973
Let Daddy do it.
Daddy does it good.
1119
01:31:17,056 --> 01:31:20,059
You wouldn't have
any extra space in your bed?
1120
01:31:20,142 --> 01:31:26,357
Don't ruin everything now, OK? Sleep well.
- Sleep well.
1121
01:31:32,863 --> 01:31:37,743
Hey, Ernie, you old couch potato,
what's up?
1122
01:31:38,494 --> 01:31:42,164
Not a single one of the stars
ever set foot in an office.
1123
01:31:42,790 --> 01:31:46,585
But it's clear for them, clear as a star.
- What?
1124
01:31:46,669 --> 01:31:51,674
Yeah, we work our butts off so we can
afford to stay in a 4 star hotel once,
1125
01:31:51,757 --> 01:31:57,805
and there are a hundred thousand millions
of stars completely free. That's crazy.
1126
01:31:57,888 --> 01:32:03,686
Although, Andromeda can't hold a candle
to this beautiful machine.
1127
01:32:04,061 --> 01:32:08,024
I've lost face.
I can't even feel my face anymore.
1128
01:32:08,107 --> 01:32:11,068
Otherwise, you're absolutely right.
1129
01:32:11,152 --> 01:32:15,072
Evening.
- Evening. We need the keys back.
1130
01:32:15,698 --> 01:32:18,034
What?
- The car keys.
1131
01:32:18,826 --> 01:32:24,373
Oh, these ones, but how come? Klaus
Klinkhammer gave me these himself.
1132
01:32:24,457 --> 01:32:28,085
And he told us you should give them back
as soon as you come back.
1133
01:32:28,335 --> 01:32:33,174
That's what he said.
- That's what he said. Why? OK.
1134
01:32:33,257 --> 01:32:37,678
Because I wasn't
into the gang bang, or what?
1135
01:32:38,471 --> 01:32:42,975
Mr. Stromberg!
- Yeah. Now wait a minute!
1136
01:32:43,059 --> 01:32:47,897
I just saved CAPITOL's ass
and now I'm the ass?
1137
01:32:47,980 --> 01:32:50,566
We want to come to an amicable solution.
- No.
1138
01:32:50,649 --> 01:32:52,234
Yeah.
1139
01:32:52,735 --> 01:32:56,697
We can do it the hard way.
- Uh-huh. OK then
1140
01:33:01,619 --> 01:33:03,829
That's upper management.
1141
01:33:03,913 --> 01:33:05,081
Go fetch.
1142
01:33:05,164 --> 01:33:08,876
They shake your hand, at the same time
they kick you in the shin,
1143
01:33:08,959 --> 01:33:13,464
and it all depends how big your shin
guards are. And I've got ones this big.
1144
01:33:15,174 --> 01:33:16,842
Huh?
1145
01:33:18,260 --> 01:33:22,890
I'll fly us home now on the bed.
Like little Peter Pan.
1146
01:33:22,973 --> 01:33:24,433
Peter Pan.
1147
01:33:24,809 --> 01:33:28,354
I'm not supposed to do that,
but I'm doing it now.
1148
01:33:28,646 --> 01:33:33,234
Little by little floating on the bed.
- Little by little I'm turning you down.
1149
01:33:43,869 --> 01:33:47,581
Mm, that's good.
1150
01:33:50,668 --> 01:33:54,296
Mm, rice pudding from MU!/er!
And the cinnamon sauce!
1151
01:33:54,380 --> 01:33:59,301
Yeah.
- Mm, tastes better than my boss!
1152
01:34:00,219 --> 01:34:05,516
Whenever you get a craving.
Tasty, as you can see for yourself.
1153
01:34:05,850 --> 01:34:09,270
Stay here little guy. I'll devour you too!
- Try this instead!
1154
01:34:09,353 --> 01:34:11,522
Müller Rice Pudding! Only Müller?
- Or what?
1155
01:34:27,997 --> 01:34:30,916
Rice pudding?
- Man, get away with that stuff!
1156
01:34:35,379 --> 01:34:37,715
Berkel, is that you?
1157
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:43,345
I can't recommend the cheese.
1158
01:34:43,429 --> 01:34:46,682
It won't just clog up your stomach,
it'll cripple your whole digestive tract.
1159
01:34:46,765 --> 01:34:50,477
I don't know how you could survive
for as long as you did at CAPITOL,
1160
01:34:50,561 --> 01:34:54,815
but with your performance yesterday,
you've shot yourself in the foot!
1161
01:34:54,899 --> 01:34:56,734
Wait a minute, yeah?
1162
01:34:56,817 --> 01:34:59,737
Maybe I shot past my goal a bit,
1163
01:34:59,820 --> 01:35:02,823
but there's no permanent damage done.
1164
01:35:04,658 --> 01:35:07,620
Come on, let's eat a nice
tongue sausage as a peace offering.
1165
01:35:07,703 --> 01:35:09,955
Take it away!
1166
01:35:11,373 --> 01:35:13,626
Oh, we're off to a good start again.
1167
01:35:15,085 --> 01:35:17,087
Now I've got egg on my face
before breakfast!
1168
01:35:17,171 --> 01:35:20,591
Yeah, well, she threw the sausage.
1169
01:35:21,008 --> 01:35:25,930
Hey, don't make such a scene, OK?
- Who are you?
1170
01:35:27,097 --> 01:35:31,268
That's Mr. Steinke,
a very good employee of mine.
1171
01:35:31,352 --> 01:35:37,274
Me? I'm the one here
who's going to set you straight.
1172
01:35:37,358 --> 01:35:41,904
Uh, Ulf?
- Are you a daredevil, or what?
1173
01:35:41,987 --> 01:35:43,113
Daredevil
1174
01:35:44,448 --> 01:35:46,075
Hey! Uh
1175
01:35:48,118 --> 01:35:49,370
Ulf!
1176
01:35:49,453 --> 01:35:54,541
Man, I've got the imprint from
my wedding ring here! Do you see it?
1177
01:35:57,878 --> 01:35:59,129
Kids!
1178
01:36:06,720 --> 01:36:08,973
Ulf, watch out!
- That's not true!
1179
01:36:14,144 --> 01:36:17,731
It's true. Sometimes you have to
push your limits.
1180
01:36:17,815 --> 01:36:23,404
If your wife and your son are looking
at you like you're not a real man,
1181
01:36:23,487 --> 01:36:28,325
just some kind of pussy, that's the worst!
1182
01:36:39,336 --> 01:36:43,382
Normally you don't get into a fight.
You just write an insult on Facebook,
1183
01:36:43,465 --> 01:36:48,846
but if you've also got a family,
then you can't afford to be a coward.
1184
01:36:53,100 --> 01:36:54,476
Ulf!
1185
01:36:59,315 --> 01:37:00,941
Ernie, stop it!
1186
01:37:11,952 --> 01:37:13,954
Go, go, go, fast, go!
1187
01:37:30,346 --> 01:37:32,681
What am I going to do with you?
1188
01:37:32,890 --> 01:37:35,851
I had no idea what it was about,
but I wanted to get in there.
1189
01:37:35,934 --> 01:37:39,313
Ernie hit him in the head with the salmon.
1190
01:37:39,396 --> 01:37:42,941
Sorry, Mr. Stromberg, but we were
asked to make sure...
1191
01:37:43,025 --> 01:37:46,403
that you leave the hotel.
- Come again?
1192
01:37:46,487 --> 01:37:50,366
Yes, I'm very sorry.
Mr. Klinkhammer sent this.
1193
01:37:55,204 --> 01:37:56,747
Thank you.
1194
01:38:05,881 --> 01:38:07,883
What's that?
1195
01:38:14,807 --> 01:38:16,934
Oh man.
- Let me see.
1196
01:38:17,393 --> 01:38:20,187
That can't be true.
- Not with your fingers.
1197
01:38:20,270 --> 01:38:21,313
What's that?
1198
01:38:21,397 --> 01:38:24,149
Termination.
- Effective immediately?
1199
01:38:24,233 --> 01:38:27,569
He who fires a man
creates an unemployed person,
1200
01:38:27,653 --> 01:38:30,072
he who fires a woman
creates a housewife,
1201
01:38:30,155 --> 01:38:35,536
but he who fires a Bernd Stromberg
creates trouble.
1202
01:38:38,872 --> 01:38:40,582
And not a small measure of it!
1203
01:38:40,666 --> 01:38:44,545
Berthold? Bring the stool
over here, please.
1204
01:38:46,588 --> 01:38:50,217
So, most of you
have surely already heard...
1205
01:38:50,300 --> 01:38:53,512
that CAPITOL turned me out in the cold.
1206
01:38:59,977 --> 01:39:02,646
And the reason for it is simple.
1207
01:39:02,729 --> 01:39:07,317
Yesterday I was invited to join
the executives at a
1208
01:39:07,693 --> 01:39:11,155
I'll just come out and say it,
at an orgy.
1209
01:39:14,366 --> 01:39:19,329
There was expensive wine and cheap women,
but I said no!
1210
01:39:19,621 --> 01:39:21,707
I said no, not with me!
1211
01:39:21,790 --> 01:39:24,626
I'm a normal employee,
1212
01:39:24,710 --> 01:39:28,297
and either we all get wine and women,
or I'm not playing along.
1213
01:39:32,134 --> 01:39:38,098
But the result was they threw me out.
And the worst is:
1214
01:39:38,265 --> 01:39:43,729
sooner or, uh, later you're all out.
- What?
1215
01:39:43,812 --> 01:39:49,651
Because the insurance company that we all
trust and love, our CAPITOL,
1216
01:39:49,735 --> 01:39:56,783
will undergo a radical restructuring,
and we all know what that means.
1217
01:39:58,619 --> 01:40:02,456
The majority of you are going to get
sacked in the near future.
1218
01:40:03,207 --> 01:40:09,671
Oh yeah, you, you and you and you
and you and you and you and you.
1219
01:40:10,130 --> 01:40:17,888
The plans are all finished,
and when I heard that I said: no way!
1220
01:40:19,139 --> 01:40:22,100
Yeah, that's what I said, no way.
I won't do that.
1221
01:40:22,184 --> 01:40:26,230
One evening I'm handing out
certificates for years of service,
1222
01:40:26,313 --> 01:40:28,941
and the next I'm handing out
pink slips, or what?
1223
01:40:29,024 --> 01:40:30,817
Daddy doesn't do that kind of thing!
1224
01:40:39,076 --> 01:40:40,786
Yeah, that's all I had.
1225
01:40:40,869 --> 01:40:44,831
So, I'm going to give these fine gentlemen
a piece of my mind,
1226
01:40:44,915 --> 01:40:49,378
and if you share my opinion, come along.
- Yeah, right on.
1227
01:41:31,795 --> 01:41:35,007
The trust is gone!
The trust is gone!
1228
01:41:35,340 --> 01:41:41,638
The trust is gone!
The trust is gone!
1229
01:41:41,722 --> 01:41:45,475
The trust is gone!
- Down with the management!
1230
01:41:45,559 --> 01:41:56,069
Down with the management!
Down with the management!
1231
01:41:58,030 --> 01:42:03,535
Without us you'd be nowhere!
Without us you'd be nowhere!
1232
01:42:03,910 --> 01:42:07,956
Without us you'd be nowhere!
1233
01:42:09,916 --> 01:42:13,211
Could you please refrain from doing that!
Are you insane?
1234
01:42:13,295 --> 01:42:16,965
The colleagues would like to tell you
what they think of restructuring.
1235
01:42:18,342 --> 01:42:22,095
Do think this is going to save your job?
- Just because you shoot the ram,
1236
01:42:22,179 --> 01:42:26,683
it doesn't mean the sheep
will stop bleating. - What?
1237
01:42:26,767 --> 01:42:28,352
Man, go home!
1238
01:42:28,435 --> 01:42:32,105
You and your sad little bunch
won't rectify anything here!
1239
01:42:32,189 --> 01:42:36,902
They said that to Jesus and his disciples.
- Here come the others!
1240
01:42:43,033 --> 01:42:46,328
Here we go!
Here we go!
1241
01:42:46,411 --> 01:42:47,996
Here we go!
1242
01:42:48,080 --> 01:42:51,333
The fish stinks from the head!
The fish stinks from the head!
1243
01:42:51,667 --> 01:42:54,544
CAPITOL might reach 50,
1244
01:42:54,628 --> 01:42:58,465
but solidarity will reach 500,
or even older.
1245
01:42:58,548 --> 01:43:01,718
Solidarity is as old as humanity itself.
1246
01:43:03,470 --> 01:43:07,015
Yes, we want to show
the?ne gentlemen in there...
1247
01:43:07,099 --> 01:43:10,727
that you can't treat people like this,
even during a crisis.
1248
01:43:10,811 --> 01:43:13,855
And
- Is that the meaning of the symbol?
1249
01:43:14,398 --> 01:43:18,151
Oh, what?
Yes, that's right.
1250
01:43:19,194 --> 01:43:22,447
With that we want to say
"Fuck the CAPITOL!"
1251
01:43:23,990 --> 01:43:26,910
A company party for CAPITOL Insurance
in Botzenburg...
1252
01:43:26,993 --> 01:43:28,829
has apparently spiraled out of control
1253
01:43:28,912 --> 01:43:33,583
after management's plans to cut jobs
in the wake of the crisis became public.
1254
01:43:33,667 --> 01:43:38,171
And if we're out on the street,
then on the street...
1255
01:43:38,255 --> 01:43:41,425
where the people live
who threw us out on to the street!
1256
01:43:41,508 --> 01:43:46,471
Those are, as you can see,
not the worst streets!
1257
01:43:46,555 --> 01:43:50,142
The leader of the protest is a former
employee of the insurance company,
1258
01:43:50,225 --> 01:43:54,229
Bernd Stromberg. While CAPITOL 's
management has yet to comment,
1259
01:43:54,312 --> 01:43:56,481
Stromberg has become even more vocal.
1260
01:43:56,982 --> 01:43:59,109
We all are the CAPITOL!
1261
01:43:59,192 --> 01:44:05,991
Even if you don't work for CAPITOL,
and your company threw you out.
1262
01:44:06,074 --> 01:44:12,122
You too are the CAPITOL! Everyone who's
been rationalized away is the CAPITOL!
1263
01:44:12,205 --> 01:44:15,333
That CAPITOL sounds like capital
could just be by chance,
1264
01:44:15,417 --> 01:44:17,544
but here in Botzenburg
it doesn't seem so.
1265
01:44:17,627 --> 01:44:20,672
Bernd Stromberg, the man
leading this protest movement,
1266
01:44:20,756 --> 01:44:24,342
also sees himself as
a clear victim of unbridled capitalism.
1267
01:44:24,426 --> 01:44:28,472
He's the man who can give a face
to the protest against the corporations.
1268
01:44:28,555 --> 01:44:31,600
We're staying here!
We're staying here!
1269
01:45:13,475 --> 01:45:20,482
Our Bernd always wears a beard and tie.
He's got a bald patch, we can not lie.
1270
01:45:20,899 --> 01:45:27,781
You only know what you've got here,
When it suddenly disappears!
1271
01:45:28,281 --> 01:45:34,287
Cause you, you were the CAPITOL!
1272
01:45:35,789 --> 01:45:41,920
More that 20 years in all.
1273
01:45:43,672 --> 01:45:49,010
You, you were the CAPITOL!
1274
01:45:50,595 --> 01:45:56,268
And now, now you go just so
1275
01:46:12,742 --> 01:46:17,247
The reason why
the Neanderthals kept going...
1276
01:46:17,330 --> 01:46:22,669
wasn't because of money and career.
No, it was for other Neanderthals.
1277
01:46:23,295 --> 01:46:28,216
And that's still in all our genes
to this day.
1278
01:46:29,926 --> 01:46:32,554
And we have to get back to that.
1279
01:46:34,014 --> 01:46:39,936
We can't continue to let ourselves
get beat up by our jobs just to keep them.
1280
01:46:41,521 --> 01:46:46,067
We're running faster and faster
in the hamster wheel...
1281
01:46:46,151 --> 01:46:50,196
that outfits like CAPITOL give us,
and we think we've made it...
1282
01:46:50,280 --> 01:46:53,825
if our hamster wheel is made of chrome
instead of wood.
1283
01:46:54,743 --> 01:46:58,038
I'm here to tell you no!
1284
01:46:59,581 --> 01:47:04,085
Stop running!
Stop the rat race!
1285
01:47:05,754 --> 01:47:07,923
Fuck the CAPITOL!
1286
01:47:11,718 --> 01:47:15,472
The anti-capitalism protests around
the laid-off CAPITOL employee,
1287
01:47:15,555 --> 01:47:17,390
Bernd Stromberg, are growing.
1288
01:47:17,474 --> 01:47:21,645
Bernd Stromberg has quickly established
himself as the new enfant terrible,
1289
01:47:21,728 --> 01:47:25,774
a voice for the disadvantaged,
a?gurehead for the losers in the crisis.
1290
01:47:28,526 --> 01:47:31,404
You think you can push you around!
1291
01:47:31,488 --> 01:47:33,281
We'll cut you down!
1292
01:47:33,657 --> 01:47:36,076
I think Stromberg is a good guy.
1293
01:47:36,159 --> 01:47:40,080
It's high time that someone
in Germany says:
1294
01:47:40,163 --> 01:47:42,874
"Fuck the capital!"
Yeah. "Fuck the capital!
1295
01:47:42,958 --> 01:47:44,292
That brings it to a head.
1296
01:47:57,764 --> 01:48:00,725
Mr. Stromberg, was it you who said,
"The office is war"?
1297
01:48:00,809 --> 01:48:05,230
"The office is war"? Yeah, I said that,
but now I'm for peace.
1298
01:48:05,313 --> 01:48:18,076
Damn system, who needs them!
Damn system, who needs them!
1299
01:48:18,159 --> 01:48:23,248
Yeah, when you reap, you have to lay the
golden egg! You can't just dawdle around.
1300
01:48:23,915 --> 01:48:26,835
And so the offer from the party
was the perfect thing.
1301
01:48:26,918 --> 01:48:30,130
Were glad to hear you want to support us.
- It's my pleasure.
1302
01:48:30,213 --> 01:48:33,675
Stromberg, you're here. How's it going?
- Good, good. Yeah.
1303
01:48:33,758 --> 01:48:35,927
Stay strong.
- Yeah.
1304
01:48:37,721 --> 01:48:42,267
He's gone gray, Steinrück.
- Steinmeier!
1305
01:48:42,350 --> 01:48:47,772
Here it's all about people. Not quarterly
numbers or forms or blah blah blah.
1306
01:48:48,023 --> 01:48:50,442
And that's absolutely my thing.
1307
01:48:50,817 --> 01:48:54,988
They need people like me here
the way an undertaker needs bodies.
1308
01:48:55,071 --> 01:48:59,659
And they're kissing my feet here!
Otherwise, they'd be fools.
1309
01:49:02,454 --> 01:49:04,039
No?
1310
01:49:05,081 --> 01:49:06,458
Hm?
1311
01:49:10,295 --> 01:49:14,758
Oh, it keeps going on up. See you.
1312
01:49:16,551 --> 01:49:18,344
I'll be upstairs!
1313
01:49:26,269 --> 01:49:31,900
Yippieh! Made it.
It's just God above me now.
1314
01:49:32,984 --> 01:49:36,154
Yeah, what does that mean, peace?
1315
01:49:36,237 --> 01:49:40,366
I really don't have any time for this.
I've got to get going here.
1316
01:49:41,534 --> 01:49:43,119
Ah! Heisterkamp.
1317
01:49:44,454 --> 01:49:45,997
Hello?
1318
01:49:49,375 --> 01:49:52,837
We had bad experiences with the Germans
back in Poland.
1319
01:49:52,921 --> 01:49:57,509
Stromberg, he was even worse.
He was like the Russians.
1320
01:49:58,051 --> 01:50:00,386
What do you call a cross between
a spider and a Pole?"
1321
01:50:01,012 --> 01:50:04,891
"Eight armed maid!"
It was like that the whole time.
1322
01:50:06,851 --> 01:50:08,520
Heisterkamp.
1323
01:50:08,728 --> 01:50:12,482
Yeah, I've got nice legs
Oh! Ulf!
1324
01:50:15,610 --> 01:50:20,365
Yeah, one time I totally
didn't study for a big exam,
1325
01:50:20,448 --> 01:50:23,868
and he wrote me a cheat sheet
with all the answers on it.
1326
01:50:23,952 --> 01:50:26,121
That was pretty cool.
1327
01:50:26,204 --> 01:50:30,708
The answers were all wrong,
and I had to retake the exam,
1328
01:50:30,792 --> 01:50:33,962
but Stromberg is really a cool dude.
1329
01:50:38,591 --> 01:50:39,676
Whoop whoop.
1330
01:50:41,219 --> 01:50:42,971
Ah
Heisterkamp.
1331
01:50:43,805 --> 01:50:45,473
Hey! Ulf!
1332
01:50:47,142 --> 01:50:50,854
Back in the day,
we could still smoke in the office.
1333
01:50:51,896 --> 01:50:53,898
Today people can hardly believe it.
1334
01:50:53,982 --> 01:50:57,694
And Stromberg's the same.
Pretty soon people won't believe...
1335
01:50:57,777 --> 01:51:01,197
that something like that was possible
in a German office.
1336
01:51:01,281 --> 01:51:04,701
And I'm sure there will be people
who'll be sad about that.
1337
01:51:08,079 --> 01:51:11,666
No, I've got nothing to say
about my ex husband!
1338
01:51:13,209 --> 01:51:15,920
Unless he came crawling back and said:
1339
01:51:16,004 --> 01:51:20,300
"Biggi, I got so many things wrong
back then, and I'm really sorry.
1340
01:51:20,383 --> 01:51:23,219
Can you help me?"
That would be nice!
1341
01:51:23,511 --> 01:51:25,889
Then I could tell him
1342
01:51:26,097 --> 01:51:30,185
I don't give a shit if that's on TV
or in the theaters!
1343
01:51:31,060 --> 01:51:35,523
Someone like Stromberg?
Yeah, for me he's typically German.
1344
01:51:35,607 --> 01:51:40,278
That wouldn't work anywhere else.
In England, for example.
1345
01:51:43,239 --> 01:51:47,327
Before I wouldn't have dreamed
of doing that. It all comes from him.
1346
01:51:47,410 --> 01:51:50,330
But maybe it's good that way, huh?
1347
01:51:56,920 --> 01:51:59,672
People like Stromberg
are like modern art for me.
1348
01:51:59,756 --> 01:52:03,509
I don't get it at all.
They don't belong in the office, period.
1349
01:52:03,593 --> 01:52:06,596
You'll find them in every major company.
1350
01:52:06,679 --> 01:52:09,641
Yeah, and that's all
I have to say on the subject.
1351
01:52:13,686 --> 01:52:15,897
Actually I do more
nature documentaries and such.
1352
01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:20,318
I once did a film about penguins,
and you think they look so harmless,
1353
01:52:20,401 --> 01:52:25,657
but penguins are real assholes.
They cover the whole Antarctic in shit.
1354
01:52:25,865 --> 01:52:30,119
Yeah, it's true. And Stromberg is the same
way too, in terms of his mentality.
1355
01:52:30,203 --> 01:52:34,415
Stromberg is a real office penguin.
But I'm gonna miss him.
1356
01:52:34,499 --> 01:52:38,920
In some ways he was a role model for me.
You know, the beard and stuff.
1357
01:52:39,003 --> 01:52:40,296
Bernd
1358
01:52:45,843 --> 01:52:48,888
Here, look. Ernie, the old fruit.
1359
01:53:01,317 --> 01:53:04,279
Stromberg had bad breath, oh my God.
1360
01:53:04,988 --> 01:53:07,240
When he opened his mouth, it was...
1361
01:53:07,323 --> 01:53:12,328
like someone opened
the lid of a garbage can.
1362
01:53:12,578 --> 01:53:16,582
That he's trying to be the next
Che Guevara, forget it!
1363
01:53:16,666 --> 01:53:19,419
The guy is and always will be a hustler.
1364
01:53:19,502 --> 01:53:25,425
I wouldn't be surprised if he hustles
a pile of money with this number.
1365
01:53:34,142 --> 01:53:39,355
Hello, boss.
- Hey, what's that you got there?
1366
01:53:39,689 --> 01:53:42,442
Uh, rice pudding,
- Rice thingy?
1367
01:53:44,444 --> 01:53:47,447
Yeah, that's right, Bernd. Rice pudding.
- Mm.
1368
01:53:47,530 --> 01:53:51,701
That's really something special,
I have to say, this Müller thingy
1369
01:53:51,784 --> 01:53:55,621
Oh, rice
- Rice pudding! Rice pudding!
1370
01:53:55,913 --> 01:54:00,835
I don't get it why everyone loves him
so much. - Hm? That's really tasty!
1371
01:54:01,294 --> 01:54:03,963
And perfect for the office.
1372
01:54:04,964 --> 01:54:08,509
Hm.
- Amazing that he's made it so far.
1373
01:54:08,593 --> 01:54:12,013
Try Müller Rice Pudding with Cinnamon!
Got to be Müller or...?
1374
01:54:12,096 --> 01:54:15,308
Uh, thingy? No.
1375
01:54:17,935 --> 01:54:20,605
Yeah, I'm like a zero.
1376
01:54:22,273 --> 01:54:27,070
You always have to take me into account.
There's no way around it.
1377
01:54:27,528 --> 01:54:32,158
Depending where the zero is,
it can be very decisive.
1378
01:54:34,285 --> 01:54:37,163
If it's in front,
then it's practically worthless,
1379
01:54:37,246 --> 01:54:41,125
but if it's behind, watch out!
1380
01:54:41,459 --> 01:54:46,547
And that's what it's about in the end.
Who's behind?
1381
01:54:48,758 --> 01:54:51,677
Or who gets the last laugh?
1382
01:55:06,651 --> 01:55:10,154
Sometimes he did really sweet things.
1383
01:55:10,988 --> 01:55:14,200
Like the first time we got together,
he was totally drunk,
1384
01:55:14,283 --> 01:55:17,161
and he threw up all over my dog.
1385
01:55:17,370 --> 01:55:21,541
He was trying to undo his pants,
and I had an old pug...
1386
01:55:21,624 --> 01:55:24,419
who couldn't run away quick enough.
1387
01:55:24,794 --> 01:55:29,090
Well, that wasn't exactly sweet,
but it just came to me.
1388
01:55:51,070 --> 01:55:52,155
Hello?
1389
01:55:53,906 --> 01:55:56,284
Jimmy Hoffa!
1390
01:56:26,481 --> 01:56:28,566
Come on, let's go!
1391
01:56:28,649 --> 01:56:30,902
One, two, three, four
1392
01:56:39,410 --> 01:56:42,038
So, pay attention. It's me again.
1393
01:56:42,413 --> 01:56:47,001
You've fallen in the shit head?rst,
1394
01:56:48,961 --> 01:56:53,591
And you think everything you touch
is just cursed, cursed, cursed,
1395
01:56:55,218 --> 01:56:58,930
The colleagues are busting your balls,
1396
01:57:01,015 --> 01:57:05,102
Call Daddy, that's all!
1397
01:57:07,813 --> 01:57:13,611
Let Daddy do it.
Daddy does it good!
1398
01:57:14,237 --> 01:57:19,992
Let Daddy do it.
Daddy does it good!
1399
01:57:20,910 --> 01:57:26,791
Let Daddy do it.
Daddy does it good!
1400
01:57:27,124 --> 01:57:32,880
Let Daddy do it.
Daddy does it good!
1401
01:57:34,006 --> 01:57:37,218
Even Superman pales in comparison
1402
01:57:37,301 --> 01:57:40,471
Superman, you know,
the fairy with the cape?
1403
01:57:40,555 --> 01:57:44,141
Daddy could teach him a lesson.
1404
01:57:46,894 --> 01:57:50,731
It doesn't matter if your life's too busy.
1405
01:57:52,275 --> 01:57:56,612
Call Daddy. He'll be there in a jiffy!
1406
01:57:59,115 --> 01:58:04,787
Let Daddy do it.
Daddy does it good!
1407
01:58:05,580 --> 01:58:11,502
Let Daddy do it.
Daddy does it good!
1408
01:58:11,877 --> 01:58:24,724
Let Daddy do it.
Daddy does it good!
1409
01:58:31,606 --> 01:58:35,318
Is your sex not up to specs,
1410
01:58:38,112 --> 01:58:41,240
cause your woman's not getting
what she expects?
1411
01:58:44,535 --> 01:58:48,331
You got the world's softest dick.
1412
01:58:50,082 --> 01:58:54,462
Call Daddy, his is like a brick!
1413
01:58:56,714 --> 01:59:02,428
Let Daddy do it.
Daddy does it good!
1414
01:59:03,054 --> 01:59:22,323
Let Daddy do it.
Daddy does it good!
1415
01:59:22,448 --> 01:59:31,832
Daddy does it good!
1416
01:59:32,708 --> 01:59:37,546
Daddy doesn’t just do it good, but so much
better than a lot of other people think.
1417
01:59:42,760 --> 01:59:47,390
Whoa, they're totally flipping out.
That was really loud there at the end,
1418
01:59:47,473 --> 01:59:50,518
but great, now I've got tinnitus.
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