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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,068 Maxie, it's Neil. Don't forget the burgers, pal. 2 00:02:22,110 --> 00:02:24,601 Corner of Olive and 18th. It'll be ready at 7:30. 3 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:26,876 Yee-hah! 4 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:26,940 Hello. It's your mother. 5 00:03:26,975 --> 00:03:28,909 Don't forget tomorrow we visit Janey. 6 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:31,571 You'll pick me up at the store at 4:00. 7 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,606 Hello? 8 00:03:34,816 --> 00:03:35,976 Hello? 9 00:03:37,252 --> 00:03:39,447 All right! 10 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,933 Max! 11 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:02,840 Ha ha ha! 12 00:04:02,877 --> 00:04:04,344 Max! Max is here! 13 00:04:04,379 --> 00:04:06,506 White Palace burgers! 14 00:04:12,053 --> 00:04:13,179 Hi. What are you drinking? 15 00:04:13,221 --> 00:04:14,347 Soda. 16 00:04:14,389 --> 00:04:16,550 It's a bachelor party. I'm getting married. 17 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,325 Oh! Oh! 18 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,921 Hey, what about me? I want one. 19 00:04:22,964 --> 00:04:25,398 Aah! 20 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:33,005 Hey, Max, some of these boxes are empty, man. 21 00:04:34,409 --> 00:04:35,740 What? 22 00:04:36,978 --> 00:04:39,674 Son of a bitch. Look at this. 23 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:41,909 I got three... four of them. 24 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,417 How could they be empty? 25 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:45,612 What's that? Five? 26 00:04:46,688 --> 00:04:49,350 I got six, six empty boxes. 27 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,187 Shit. I should've counted them. Sorry. 28 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:54,217 Come on. It's a 49-cent burger. 29 00:04:54,262 --> 00:04:56,526 I'm going back. You want burgers or money? 30 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,964 - Are you crazy? - What's he talking about? 31 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,265 What's the matter with you? We're having a party! 32 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:04,999 We've been crapped on, Neil. 33 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:06,768 What is the trouble? 34 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:10,073 The trouble is you don't give a damn about principle. 35 00:05:10,111 --> 00:05:12,443 Are you kidding? I'm a lawyer. 36 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,799 Hey! Hey! Hey! 37 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:46,441 - Excuse me. - End of the line's over there. 38 00:05:46,481 --> 00:05:49,450 - I'm not buying anything. - Get in line, Fred. 39 00:05:49,484 --> 00:05:51,315 Look inside the sack, please. 40 00:05:52,387 --> 00:05:55,823 When it's your turn. $2.35. 41 00:05:55,857 --> 00:05:57,484 I don't think I need to get in line. 42 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,924 I already was in line. 43 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,020 I bought 50 burgers. You only gave me 44, 44 00:06:02,063 --> 00:06:03,928 so I don't think I have to wait. 45 00:06:03,965 --> 00:06:06,559 - Is that so? - That is so. 46 00:06:06,601 --> 00:06:09,968 Look. Six empties. I want my money back. 47 00:06:10,004 --> 00:06:13,132 And how do I know you didn't gobble up those burgers? 48 00:06:13,174 --> 00:06:15,233 Because I don't gobble and I don't lie. 49 00:06:15,276 --> 00:06:17,506 You gave me six empty boxes. 50 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:20,446 I bought 50 burgers. You gave me 44. 51 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:23,973 Do I get my money back or go to the manager? 52 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,713 Smell the boxes. Here. 53 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,120 If there had been White Palaces inside, 54 00:06:29,157 --> 00:06:30,681 the boxes would stink, wouldn't they? 55 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:32,522 Honey, my nose is so full of White Palaces, 56 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,120 I couldn't smell one shoved in my face. 57 00:06:35,163 --> 00:06:37,893 Yo, buddy, I'd like to get my hamburgers. 58 00:06:37,932 --> 00:06:39,729 Will you leave Mr. Astaire alone? 59 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:42,133 He's trying to report a robbery here. 60 00:07:00,455 --> 00:07:01,717 Thank you. 61 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:03,121 Next. 62 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:05,751 Whoa! 63 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:08,728 Are you Jewish? I'm just guessing. 64 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:11,891 Hey! It's Honest Abe! 65 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:13,764 I got the money back, Neil. 66 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:16,827 You'll need it for therapy. You're a nutcase. 67 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,964 Ladies and gentlemen, 68 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,701 may I introduce... 69 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:24,541 the future Mrs. Neil Horowitz? 70 00:07:24,579 --> 00:07:26,774 Yay! 71 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:27,746 Ow! 72 00:07:27,782 --> 00:07:30,842 Damn. She is fat. 73 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:34,082 She is always going to be fat, 74 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,487 but she's a very sweet woman. 75 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:40,289 Oh! Max, look. 76 00:07:40,328 --> 00:07:41,920 It's you. 77 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:45,694 Hey, Max with the fiddle. You were good, man. 78 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:46,961 You were good. 79 00:07:47,001 --> 00:07:48,263 Max! 80 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,894 It's the fiddler. 81 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,700 Oh, Stravinsky. 82 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:53,001 What's next? 83 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:56,067 Who is that? 84 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:58,305 Is that Margie Brown? 85 00:07:58,346 --> 00:08:00,041 No. It's Janey. 86 00:08:01,015 --> 00:08:02,744 Look how young she is. 87 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:07,747 When did you start going out with her? Kindergarten? 88 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,459 Something like that. Yeah. 89 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:13,790 She was beautiful. 90 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:21,460 Klugman, what else you got back there, huh? 91 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:22,662 Larry. 92 00:08:23,371 --> 00:08:24,736 Come on. Come on! 93 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:26,637 It's stuck. Give me a second. 94 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:32,003 Could somebody flip the light switch? 95 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,450 Max, have another scotch, buddy. 96 00:08:41,289 --> 00:08:43,154 Let's see. Who wants another one? 97 00:08:51,132 --> 00:08:55,262 You're turning into the crazy old woman from Dickens, 98 00:08:55,303 --> 00:08:57,271 the one who sits around in her wedding dress 99 00:08:57,305 --> 00:08:58,772 cherishing her fucking grief. 100 00:08:58,806 --> 00:08:59,932 Havisham. 101 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,908 Yeah. That's who you're turning into. 102 00:09:01,943 --> 00:09:03,934 When's the last time you had a date? 103 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,106 What if I told you... 104 00:09:07,148 --> 00:09:10,015 I wasn't interested in getting laid right now? 105 00:09:10,051 --> 00:09:12,576 Interest in getting laid is the human condition, 106 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,020 for Christ's sakes, Max. 107 00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:16,785 It's all around you. 108 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:17,984 Heidi Solomon. 109 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,151 Oh, please. 110 00:09:19,193 --> 00:09:22,094 She salivates over you every day. 111 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,461 Rita Fishman... she's gorgeous. 112 00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:25,829 She would sleep... 113 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,299 If I choose to be celibate, 114 00:09:27,335 --> 00:09:29,667 that's not your business. 115 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,196 This isn't celibacy we're talking about. 116 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,104 It's fucking necrophilia. 117 00:09:38,179 --> 00:09:39,339 Good night, Neil. 118 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:43,912 - Great party. - Yeah. Thanks. Thanks, Max. 119 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,351 You're feeling sorry for yourself. 120 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,945 Makes me want to puke! 121 00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:50,685 Blah-ha hah! 122 00:09:50,725 --> 00:09:52,386 Whoa ho! 123 00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:29,519 Ha ha ha! 124 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:36,160 Ha ha ha! 125 00:10:48,416 --> 00:10:49,713 Wait a minute. 126 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,817 Aah! Ha ha! 127 00:10:59,293 --> 00:11:00,658 What would it take 128 00:11:00,695 --> 00:11:03,061 to make you mine? 129 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,827 Ivory towers of wine 130 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,835 A rugged movie star that looks so fine? 131 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,427 You know they're really hard to find 132 00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:14,373 What would it take to make you mine? 133 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:17,138 I'd stay home all the time 134 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:19,942 Give you everything that's mine 135 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,709 Even though I'm paying on time 136 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,774 What would it take 137 00:11:23,818 --> 00:11:25,308 To make 138 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,252 You mine? 139 00:11:27,288 --> 00:11:28,846 Chivas and a splash. 140 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,050 ...to make you mine? 141 00:11:31,092 --> 00:11:33,856 A condo in a sunny clime 142 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,692 Compatible astrology signs 143 00:11:36,731 --> 00:11:38,392 Or sitting round gettin' high? 144 00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:42,232 What would it take to make you mine? 145 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:45,067 Champagne breakfast at 9:00 146 00:11:45,106 --> 00:11:47,734 Pumped up all of the time 147 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,436 Or simply just sayin' that I'd 148 00:11:49,477 --> 00:11:51,536 Like to make you mine 149 00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:52,876 All mine 150 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,279 All mine? 151 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,829 Some coincidence, huh? 152 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,459 What? 153 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,297 I'll give you a hint, Fred. 154 00:12:16,337 --> 00:12:18,669 I ain't exactly Ginger Rogers. 155 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,308 Oh, no. 156 00:12:22,343 --> 00:12:24,811 Oh, no, huh? 157 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,244 Yeah. 158 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,215 Oh, no, what? Huh? 159 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,150 I don't know. Just oh, no. 160 00:12:33,654 --> 00:12:36,623 What are you doing in a dump like this? 161 00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:38,386 You looking for trouble? 162 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:41,154 I'm having a drink. 163 00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:47,795 Cigarette? 164 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:50,736 No, thank you. 165 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,830 I know, I know. Smoking will kill me. 166 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:53,999 That's right. 167 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,100 Mmm. Well, come on. Lecture me. 168 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,804 I love it. Come on. 169 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,210 I don't lecture. 170 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,009 Fred, I bet you lecture everybody. 171 00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:02,343 Yeah? Not tonight. 172 00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:05,318 Good. How about another drink? Jimmy, vodka tonic and... 173 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,843 - I don't want another drink. - Scotch for my new friend here. 174 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,355 - What's your name? - I don't want another drink. 175 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:12,086 Come on. Let me buy you a drink. 176 00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:15,721 Let's pass a peace pipe. Come on. Huh? 177 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,324 I'm buying. 178 00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:30,974 - Thanks, Jimmy. - No, no. I got... 179 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,707 - I'm paying for it. - I don't want you to. 180 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:37,444 - I am buying you a drink. - Here. For both of them. 181 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,577 Please. All right. OK. 182 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,778 Look at you. You're so cute. 183 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:45,622 You're all tensed up like a ticklish little kid. 184 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:49,117 Damn. You are beautiful. Look at that face. 185 00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:50,926 Jimmy, is this a beautiful face? 186 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,134 Anybody ever tell you you look like Tony Curtis? 187 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,968 - All the time. - Ha ha! 188 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,612 Hmm... 189 00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:09,115 I had a wonderful dream. 190 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,710 I was sorting your shells and mixing your cocktails. 191 00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:15,779 When I woke up, I wanted to swim right back to you. 192 00:14:22,463 --> 00:14:26,160 "Some Like It Hot. " Did you ever see it? 193 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,191 - It's not a tough question. - No, no. 194 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,601 - Marilyn Monroe. - Yeah, I saw that. 195 00:14:30,638 --> 00:14:33,334 God, she's something. Mmm. 196 00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:34,773 Yeah. She is. 197 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,677 You swim? 198 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,039 Do I swim? 199 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,776 Yeah. You look like you swim. 200 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,443 I mean, you're not real muscular, 201 00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:47,545 but you're strong, am I right? 202 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,990 I think you're drunk. 203 00:14:55,029 --> 00:14:58,658 Yeah. If I get any drunker, I'll fall all over you. 204 00:15:13,714 --> 00:15:14,908 So... 205 00:15:17,685 --> 00:15:20,279 What's with the monkey suit? You a chauffeur? 206 00:15:20,321 --> 00:15:23,017 Oh, no. I was at a bachelor party. 207 00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:24,718 Yours? 208 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:25,952 No. 209 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,829 Did you have a naked girl? 210 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,160 A dozen of them. 211 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,062 You got a wife? 212 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,833 Uh-uh. 213 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,030 No, I don't. 214 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,334 You're not sure? 215 00:15:41,809 --> 00:15:43,333 I don't have a wife. 216 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,845 But you did have one, right? 217 00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:50,177 Yeah, that's r... yeah. That's correct. 218 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:53,448 She leave you? Is that how come you're so sad? 219 00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:54,852 I'm not sad. 220 00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:57,482 You're feeling sorry for yourself. 221 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,787 Do you mind if we change the subject? 222 00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:08,999 Hi, Tony. 223 00:16:11,105 --> 00:16:12,402 Hi, Fred. 224 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,401 Come on. 225 00:16:16,677 --> 00:16:18,042 Tell me your name. 226 00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:20,912 Mine's Nora. 227 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,343 Max. 228 00:16:24,385 --> 00:16:26,376 Oh, that's cute. 229 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,321 What's your zip code? Hmm? 230 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,223 What kind of soap does your wife use? 231 00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:40,265 Maybe you should take your hand off my thigh. 232 00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:47,301 My hand's not on your thigh. 233 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,662 Night. 234 00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:20,600 Sorry about your lady dumping you. 235 00:17:25,012 --> 00:17:28,277 - She didn't exactly dump me. - What did she do, then? 236 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,646 She died. 237 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,778 Died? 238 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,516 You mean died? 239 00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:39,819 Yeah. 240 00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,659 That's a new one. 241 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:47,899 How did she do that? 242 00:17:49,603 --> 00:17:50,865 Car turned over. 243 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,395 Ha ha ha! 244 00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:01,306 Oh, I'm s... 245 00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:05,249 I'm sorry. I just... I can't help it. 246 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,048 That's all right. 247 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,714 I don't know why I'm laughing. 248 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,484 Your wife died. 249 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,287 Maybe nobody ever died on you before. 250 00:18:12,326 --> 00:18:15,193 No. Charlie died. 251 00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:17,629 Charlie? What? Is that your doggie? 252 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:18,790 No. 253 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,527 Charlie... my kid. 254 00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:26,700 Your kid? 255 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:30,008 I know, I know. I know. 256 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:32,874 How'd he die? 257 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,548 Leukemia. 258 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,653 What can you do? 259 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,596 The worid spins around. 260 00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:56,029 I'm sorry. 261 00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:03,100 It's over... 262 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,269 right? 263 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,842 Right. 264 00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:14,752 Good night. 265 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:22,121 This good-hearted woman 266 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:25,620 She loves her good-timin' man 267 00:19:44,885 --> 00:19:48,252 Drive me home. I'll fix you a cup of coffee. 268 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,813 Actually, I missed the bus. 269 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,758 I don't live too far from here. 270 00:19:53,794 --> 00:19:56,592 Come on. You don't want me to take a taxi. 271 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,835 - Don't smoke in the car, OK? - Deal. 272 00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:12,911 Put your seat belt on. 273 00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:19,012 It's all right. Hold on. 274 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,960 You're a cautious little doggie. 275 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:56,050 What's that? 276 00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,922 That is the most beautiful music in the worid. 277 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,623 You got any Oak Ridge Boys? 278 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,897 No. I'm afraid not. 279 00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:17,074 What are you? Are you Italian or something? 280 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,941 I'm Jewish. 281 00:21:18,979 --> 00:21:20,241 Jewish? 282 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,804 Ha! 283 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,550 Interesting people... Jews. 284 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,183 I was Catholic myself once, but confessi�n made me jumpy. 285 00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:30,382 Ha! 286 00:21:30,991 --> 00:21:36,395 I tried them all, but I never did try to find Moses. 287 00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:39,490 Tell you the truth, I don't know very many Jews. 288 00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:42,229 This guy tried to shove Brigham Young on my ass once. 289 00:21:42,269 --> 00:21:43,759 Go left at Clayton. 290 00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:46,170 That's... well, that's Dogtown. 291 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:49,266 That's what they call it. Go left here. 292 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,402 Turn... turn left! 293 00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:56,078 - You're drunk. - I'm all right. 294 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:57,606 No. You're drunk. 295 00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,585 - OK. Turn again. - Where? 296 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,984 Right here! 297 00:22:02,556 --> 00:22:03,545 God! 298 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,783 Ha ha ha! 299 00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:09,193 I love him. 300 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:16,595 That's a drunk driving the drunk. 301 00:22:20,941 --> 00:22:23,375 I just can't... 302 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,105 ha ha ha! 303 00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:44,127 Ha ha ha! 304 00:22:49,269 --> 00:22:50,930 Ha ha ha! 305 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,598 Come on, beautiful. 306 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,506 Let me fix you some coffee. 307 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,671 You're too drunk to drive. 308 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,113 - I'm all right. - No. Come on. 309 00:23:02,149 --> 00:23:03,309 Come on. 310 00:23:04,518 --> 00:23:06,782 Ha ha ha! Ohhh. 311 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,515 Don't slip on the Astroturf. 312 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,022 Ha ha ha! 313 00:23:29,009 --> 00:23:30,601 Make yourself at home. 314 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:52,263 What exactly is there between you and Marilyn Monroe? 315 00:23:52,299 --> 00:23:55,496 Oh, she's just so fucked up and glamorous... 316 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:59,665 and losing and fighting all the time, you know? 317 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,674 I seen all her movies at least five times, 318 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:04,073 and also my name is Nora Baker, 319 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:07,307 and her real name is Norma Jean Baker. 320 00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:08,609 Get it? 321 00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:12,044 How about that coffee? 322 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,448 How about it? 323 00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:22,293 Could have sworn I had me a full can of Maxwell House. 324 00:24:22,329 --> 00:24:24,354 There's no coffee? 325 00:24:24,397 --> 00:24:26,592 Why don't I fix you a drink instead? 326 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:27,793 A drink? 327 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:31,099 No. I'm trying to get my ass home in one piece. 328 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,731 If you can't drive, you might as well drink, right? 329 00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:39,506 How can you be out of coffee? 330 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,912 This couch opens up into a bed. 331 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:44,280 - I'm not staying here. - I'll wake you up early. 332 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:47,582 No. I'm not going to sleep here. 333 00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:49,885 What do you want to do? 334 00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,915 You want to call a taxi and come back in the morning? 335 00:25:05,138 --> 00:25:07,106 Do you have a bathroom? 336 00:25:54,087 --> 00:25:55,315 Hi. 337 00:25:58,325 --> 00:25:59,451 I don't feel very well. 338 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:03,360 I think I might just lie down for a moment. 339 00:26:04,965 --> 00:26:06,159 Poor baby. 340 00:26:58,485 --> 00:26:59,713 Janey. 341 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:03,684 You're so beautiful. 342 00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:28,896 More? 343 00:29:32,372 --> 00:29:33,532 Yes. 344 00:29:35,475 --> 00:29:37,204 Say please. 345 00:29:42,649 --> 00:29:43,980 Please. 346 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:02,677 Find anything interesting? 347 00:33:04,384 --> 00:33:06,909 I hope you had a good time. 348 00:33:06,953 --> 00:33:08,352 You needed it. 349 00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:11,713 Will I see you again? 350 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:14,589 No. 351 00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:21,260 For a minute there, I really did think... 352 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,098 you were just going to up and surprise me. 353 00:34:04,977 --> 00:34:06,877 Hello, Max. This is your mother. 354 00:34:11,017 --> 00:34:13,281 Hey, partner, sorry about the lecture. 355 00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:16,288 I was way out of line. Where the hell are you? 356 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:19,291 You didn't jump off a bridge, did you? 357 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:22,294 Call me. I promise not to make you screw anybody. 358 00:34:22,328 --> 00:34:23,727 Ha ha ha! 359 00:34:25,865 --> 00:34:28,129 Hello, Max. It's Heidi Solomon. 360 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,635 I'm taking a chance here, but, uh... 361 00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:32,934 I've got an extra ticket to the symphony tonight. 362 00:34:32,972 --> 00:34:34,667 It's all Schumann, 363 00:34:34,707 --> 00:34:36,572 and I'd love for you to join me if you're free. 364 00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:38,167 So why don't you give me a call? 365 00:34:38,211 --> 00:34:41,669 919-1044. Bye-bye. 366 00:35:28,127 --> 00:35:30,561 They're supposed to pull the leaves off. 367 00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:32,757 It's in the contract. 368 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,561 Don't you tell them? 369 00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:37,729 No. 370 00:35:37,770 --> 00:35:39,237 You have to scream at them, 371 00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:42,207 or they don't pull the leaves off. 372 00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:44,004 What are you doing? 373 00:35:44,043 --> 00:35:45,601 Mother, I'll tell them. 374 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,288 Go ahead. Put the stone on. 375 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:18,640 Two years. 376 00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:22,340 It seems like yesterday. 377 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:26,512 Please. 378 00:36:30,723 --> 00:36:33,123 I'm going to go see Uncle Harry. 379 00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:35,015 See you! 380 00:37:35,855 --> 00:37:37,447 It's over! 381 00:38:21,067 --> 00:38:22,261 Hello. 382 00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:25,899 Well, I'll be. 383 00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,002 I never thought I'd see you again. 384 00:38:30,176 --> 00:38:32,940 I, uh... I came to replace your mailbox. 385 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,913 I pro... I should have called first. I'm sorry. 386 00:38:40,586 --> 00:38:41,917 I don't want to bother you. 387 00:38:41,954 --> 00:38:43,581 I just was... 388 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,790 I'm 43. 389 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:51,763 I'll be 44 in December. 390 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,324 I'm 27. 391 00:39:09,882 --> 00:39:12,851 Ha ha ha! 392 00:39:29,335 --> 00:39:31,360 Women peak at 40 393 00:39:31,404 --> 00:39:33,304 And men at 19 394 00:39:36,142 --> 00:39:38,906 I 'member laughing my head off 395 00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:41,504 When I read that in a magazine 396 00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:43,310 I was 20 at the time 397 00:39:43,349 --> 00:39:45,579 Now I'm starin' 40 398 00:39:45,618 --> 00:39:47,882 Right in the face 399 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,920 And the only tough part of being 400 00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:53,185 A woman my age 401 00:39:53,225 --> 00:39:55,750 Is a man my age 402 00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:58,955 That's why younger men are 403 00:39:58,998 --> 00:40:01,899 Startin' to catch my eye 404 00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:05,666 I'm startin' to stop what I'm doin' 405 00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:09,162 Just to turn around and watch 'em walk by 406 00:40:11,210 --> 00:40:14,543 At the very next opportunity 407 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:17,947 I'm gonna give a younger man a try 408 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:20,315 Oh, 'cause younger men 409 00:40:20,352 --> 00:40:22,843 Are startin' to catch my eye 410 00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:24,446 It's a classical station. 411 00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:27,686 Oh. I'm sorry. 412 00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:29,455 I'm sorry. 413 00:40:29,495 --> 00:40:30,757 For Christ's sakes. 414 00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:31,956 I'm sorry. 415 00:40:33,165 --> 00:40:35,258 Some of 'em drink too much 416 00:40:35,301 --> 00:40:38,134 A whole lot of 'em are married 417 00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:41,532 And, honey, here am I 418 00:40:41,574 --> 00:40:44,771 On the threshold of all that fun 419 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:48,375 Oh, 'cause younger men 420 00:40:48,414 --> 00:40:51,508 Are startin' to catch my eye 421 00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:55,679 Yes, I said younger men 422 00:40:55,721 --> 00:41:02,524 Are startin' to catch my eye 423 00:41:09,568 --> 00:41:10,933 Why'd you shut the door? 424 00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:13,336 When my best young workaholic starts dragging himself in... 425 00:41:13,372 --> 00:41:15,033 an hour late every morning, 426 00:41:15,074 --> 00:41:17,235 90 minutes late from lunch today, 427 00:41:17,276 --> 00:41:19,574 I need to know what it means. 428 00:41:19,612 --> 00:41:20,806 Though I love and cherish you... 429 00:41:20,846 --> 00:41:23,542 as I do few members of your loathsome sex... 430 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:25,550 My personal life is my business. 431 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:28,985 Everyone around here takes long lunch breaks. 432 00:41:30,022 --> 00:41:32,286 Oh, Lord. 433 00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:35,725 I'm getting so stupid in my old age. 434 00:41:35,761 --> 00:41:38,127 - Who is she? - You wouldn't know her. 435 00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:40,324 Don't be so sure. It's a tiny worid. 436 00:41:40,366 --> 00:41:41,628 What's her name? 437 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,396 Marilyn Monroe. 438 00:41:43,435 --> 00:41:44,800 Anything like Janey? 439 00:41:46,272 --> 00:41:48,672 What if I don't answer that? 440 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:50,231 She's 23. 441 00:41:50,276 --> 00:41:52,540 Out of where? University of Wisconsin. 442 00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:53,909 Full of pep, clean as a whistle, 443 00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:56,346 drives a white Ford Mustang convertible, 444 00:41:56,382 --> 00:41:57,508 runs a tidy ship. 445 00:41:57,550 --> 00:41:59,211 You got it. 446 00:41:59,251 --> 00:42:01,412 Ain't life grand suddenly? 447 00:42:01,453 --> 00:42:04,445 That's what I count on in life... surprises. 448 00:42:04,490 --> 00:42:07,823 Just when things seem ordinary or downright hopeless, 449 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:11,523 along comes that unexpected opportunity. Right? 450 00:42:11,564 --> 00:42:12,895 Maybe. 451 00:42:15,301 --> 00:42:16,700 What are you getting at? 452 00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:20,262 I'm giving you the Fidelity Savings account. 453 00:42:20,306 --> 00:42:23,469 I'll be senior copywriter, but you'll do the work. 454 00:42:23,509 --> 00:42:25,773 - Do you want it? - Of course I do. 455 00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:28,746 One minute you're selling ham, the next, you're pushing money. 456 00:42:28,781 --> 00:42:30,271 But screw on your own time. 457 00:42:30,316 --> 00:42:32,716 Fidelity Savings is big leagues. 458 00:42:35,988 --> 00:42:38,388 What is it? Tell me. Tell me. 459 00:42:38,424 --> 00:42:39,948 Open it. Open it. 460 00:43:01,347 --> 00:43:03,474 You brought me cleaning equipment. 461 00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:08,810 I didn't bring you Brillo. It's a Dustbuster. 462 00:43:08,854 --> 00:43:10,719 You bring me flowers or Jell-O, 463 00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:12,724 but don't bring me cleaning equipment. 464 00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:13,918 You're overreacting. 465 00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:15,517 Do you understand what I'm saying? 466 00:43:17,796 --> 00:43:20,731 Yeah. You have Ring Dings under your furniture. 467 00:43:20,766 --> 00:43:22,563 I don't care what's under my furniture. 468 00:43:22,601 --> 00:43:24,091 This is where I live. 469 00:43:24,136 --> 00:43:26,696 You don't like my Ring Dings, tough shit. 470 00:43:26,739 --> 00:43:30,038 All right, so if I bring you perfumes and soap... 471 00:43:30,075 --> 00:43:31,372 That's not the same. 472 00:43:31,410 --> 00:43:34,379 You bring me that stuff because you care about me. 473 00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:38,205 Or something. You're bringing this son of a bitch... 474 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:39,717 because you think my house is dirty. 475 00:43:39,752 --> 00:43:42,915 Your house IS dirty. Look at how you keep it. 476 00:43:42,955 --> 00:43:46,049 Look at your hallway. Look at your kitchen. 477 00:43:47,559 --> 00:43:48,651 You look at my kitchen. 478 00:43:48,694 --> 00:43:50,753 Sometimes it isn't so easy to look at your kitchen. 479 00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:52,229 Well, try. 480 00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:55,291 This is so... 481 00:43:55,334 --> 00:43:56,858 look at all this shit. 482 00:44:19,124 --> 00:44:20,785 Take this little motherfucker home. 483 00:44:20,826 --> 00:44:22,191 I don't want it here. 484 00:44:29,435 --> 00:44:31,528 - Nora... - Take it home! 485 00:44:44,483 --> 00:44:45,677 I'm sorry. 486 00:45:10,342 --> 00:45:13,004 I never had a man fix me dinner before. 487 00:45:39,438 --> 00:45:41,201 You make me feel beautiful. 488 00:46:18,544 --> 00:46:19,875 You're so sweet. 489 00:46:54,847 --> 00:46:56,872 We decided we were going to go to Disneyland. 490 00:46:56,915 --> 00:46:58,815 It's a safe date, you know? So I see her... 491 00:46:58,851 --> 00:47:00,512 Next Saturday night... Yeah? 492 00:47:00,552 --> 00:47:02,816 I told my mother I'd help her with her finances. 493 00:47:02,855 --> 00:47:04,379 I do it a couple times a year. 494 00:47:04,423 --> 00:47:07,620 After she's finished work, I promised I'd pick her up. 495 00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:09,559 That's a nice thing, balancing the books. 496 00:47:09,595 --> 00:47:11,153 I said I'd pick her up after work. 497 00:47:11,196 --> 00:47:12,424 I know. I heard you. 498 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:16,727 So, are you working Saturday night? 499 00:47:16,768 --> 00:47:17,928 Uh-huh. 500 00:47:22,574 --> 00:47:24,166 You antsy or something? 501 00:47:24,209 --> 00:47:27,007 No. I just don't feel like watching TV. 502 00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:29,240 - I don't make you watch TV. - I never said you did. 503 00:47:29,281 --> 00:47:31,613 - You seem to like it. - Sometimes I do. 504 00:47:32,818 --> 00:47:34,445 - Is something bothering you? - No. 505 00:47:35,821 --> 00:47:37,049 Suddenly you don't like TV. 506 00:47:37,089 --> 00:47:41,788 I think we should have some other subjects to talk about. 507 00:47:41,827 --> 00:47:43,294 What's wrong with our subjects? 508 00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:46,354 Nothing. I'm just saying we should talk more... 509 00:47:46,398 --> 00:47:48,798 instead of sitting around watching TV all night. 510 00:47:53,372 --> 00:47:56,432 - What would Janey talk about? - It's not about Janey. 511 00:47:56,475 --> 00:47:59,376 All right. If you want to talk, let's talk. 512 00:47:59,411 --> 00:48:00,571 Uh... 513 00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:04,641 Marcia's fooling around with Marvin. 514 00:48:04,683 --> 00:48:06,674 He's the night manager. 515 00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:08,481 I'm going to slug him one of these days... 516 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,853 if he doesn't keep his cottonpicking hands to himself. 517 00:48:11,890 --> 00:48:16,020 - Is that what you mean? - No, it's not what I mean. 518 00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:19,497 Well, if you want to talk about geography or the Greeks, 519 00:48:19,531 --> 00:48:21,658 I don't know dick about the Greeks. 520 00:48:23,702 --> 00:48:25,294 What's up? You want out? 521 00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:26,770 Out? 522 00:48:29,408 --> 00:48:30,841 What are you talking about? 523 00:48:34,212 --> 00:48:35,941 We're different, OK? 524 00:48:38,450 --> 00:48:39,849 I'm sorry. 525 00:48:39,885 --> 00:48:42,479 - Lf you want to go, go. - I don't want to go. 526 00:48:42,521 --> 00:48:44,512 I don't understand you. You're acting strange. 527 00:48:44,556 --> 00:48:48,253 - Maybe you should go home. - I don't want to go home. 528 00:48:53,532 --> 00:48:54,726 I'm sorry. 529 00:48:54,766 --> 00:48:56,825 Will you stop being sorry all the time? 530 00:48:56,868 --> 00:48:58,699 I'm sorry that I'm sorry. I just... 531 00:49:00,973 --> 00:49:04,340 - What's bugging you anyway? - You're the one that's antsy. 532 00:49:04,376 --> 00:49:06,276 Something's bothering you. 533 00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:08,370 That's how this whole thing started. 534 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:30,130 My nails are wet. 535 00:49:37,943 --> 00:49:39,911 My nails are all wet. 536 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:46,744 Mazel tov! 537 00:50:02,934 --> 00:50:05,528 - Saunter me over there. - What are you talking about? 538 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:07,538 - I want to get them together. - Who? 539 00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:10,700 - Max and Rita. - Max and Rita? I don't think so. 540 00:50:10,742 --> 00:50:14,109 Let me try. Come on. Saunter me over there. 541 00:50:14,146 --> 00:50:16,341 This isn't sauntering. This is pulling. 542 00:50:17,449 --> 00:50:21,146 Max, there's somebody here who's dying to meet you. 543 00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:22,778 Rita Fishman. 544 00:50:24,122 --> 00:50:26,682 She's single, and she just caught my bouquet. 545 00:50:26,725 --> 00:50:28,249 - I don't think so. - Why not? 546 00:50:28,293 --> 00:50:29,817 All these weeks we've tried to find out... 547 00:50:29,861 --> 00:50:31,158 where he's been hiding... 548 00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:33,357 - Yeah? - He's been seeing somebody. 549 00:50:33,398 --> 00:50:36,265 - Why didn't you bring her? - She was busy. 550 00:50:36,301 --> 00:50:38,496 Spill the dirt. She's a rich client, right? 551 00:50:38,537 --> 00:50:40,698 We embarrass you, right? 552 00:50:40,739 --> 00:50:42,502 When we get back from St. Bart's, 553 00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:43,974 we are having Thanksgiving. 554 00:50:44,009 --> 00:50:45,476 You're coming, Max, 555 00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:47,478 and you're bringing your lady friend. 556 00:50:47,512 --> 00:50:48,774 - Well, we'll see. - Yes, you are. 557 00:50:48,814 --> 00:50:51,977 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 558 00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:06,688 Nora? 559 00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:18,437 Nora? 560 00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:30,518 Nora? 561 00:51:34,025 --> 00:51:35,356 Nora? 562 00:51:38,697 --> 00:51:40,358 What are you doing out there? 563 00:51:40,866 --> 00:51:43,164 - Electricity's out. - How come? 564 00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:45,328 Because I didn't pay my bill. 565 00:51:45,370 --> 00:51:47,998 Poor people are a hoot, aren't they? 566 00:51:48,039 --> 00:51:50,166 Why didn't you say something? I could've written you a check. 567 00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:52,005 Because I don't want your charity. 568 00:51:52,043 --> 00:51:53,704 I'm doing just fine. 569 00:51:56,381 --> 00:51:57,871 What's the matter with you? 570 00:52:00,886 --> 00:52:02,683 Why don't you take that pretty bouquet... 571 00:52:02,721 --> 00:52:04,382 and put it in some water? 572 00:52:07,893 --> 00:52:09,053 OK. 573 00:52:14,733 --> 00:52:16,894 Did you have a nice time at the wedding? 574 00:52:17,903 --> 00:52:19,234 Shit. 575 00:52:21,072 --> 00:52:24,041 They turned it out when I was at work, 576 00:52:24,075 --> 00:52:26,543 so I had to sit in the dark when I come home. 577 00:52:26,578 --> 00:52:27,875 I'm afraid of the dark. 578 00:52:27,913 --> 00:52:30,746 Maybe I forgot to tell you how I'm afraid of the dark. 579 00:52:33,418 --> 00:52:36,080 So I called information and got your mother's number. 580 00:52:38,423 --> 00:52:39,913 And surprise. 581 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:45,662 I told her I was a friend of yours... in the dark. 582 00:52:46,431 --> 00:52:49,264 Didn't even get to watch "Some Like It Hot" on TV. 583 00:52:49,935 --> 00:52:53,928 Your mom says she likes Marilyn, but she thinks she was murdered. 584 00:52:54,606 --> 00:52:56,267 I'm sorry. 585 00:52:56,308 --> 00:52:57,605 Yeah, you're always sorry. 586 00:53:01,446 --> 00:53:05,280 So... who'd you bring to this shindig? 587 00:53:05,317 --> 00:53:07,080 Some fresh young thing with a tight little ass... 588 00:53:07,118 --> 00:53:08,745 and a college education? 589 00:53:08,787 --> 00:53:09,947 No. 590 00:53:09,988 --> 00:53:11,922 Bet you I got one thing up on her. 591 00:53:11,957 --> 00:53:14,425 Bet she can't hold a candle to me in the fucking department. 592 00:53:14,459 --> 00:53:15,585 That's enough. 593 00:53:15,627 --> 00:53:16,821 I might be a dumb Hoosier, 594 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:19,261 but that's one thing I know how to do, don't I, baby? 595 00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:21,288 And I'll say when it's enough. 596 00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,097 There's no other woman. 597 00:53:24,135 --> 00:53:25,295 Bullshit. 598 00:53:27,138 --> 00:53:29,436 I wish there was, but there isn't. 599 00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:31,772 I can't look at another woman without wanting you. 600 00:53:31,810 --> 00:53:33,437 I'm afraid you're going to have to do better than that. 601 00:53:33,478 --> 00:53:35,605 Nora, I don't know... Why did you lie to me?! 602 00:53:35,647 --> 00:53:36,944 I don't know what's happening to me. 603 00:53:36,982 --> 00:53:39,610 I have never wanted a woman as much as I wanted you, 604 00:53:39,651 --> 00:53:41,278 never, not even my wife. 605 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:42,786 You better be careful with words like that. 606 00:53:42,821 --> 00:53:44,288 Words like that could kill a person if you don't mean it. 607 00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:45,448 Well, I mean it. 608 00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:47,117 That you love me more than you do your wife? 609 00:53:47,158 --> 00:53:48,284 I didn't say that. 610 00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:50,886 I said I wanted you more than my wife. 611 00:53:52,831 --> 00:53:54,321 What's the difference? 612 00:53:56,835 --> 00:53:57,995 I don't know. 613 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,171 I don't know. 614 00:54:06,011 --> 00:54:07,638 I only know that when I'm not with you, 615 00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:09,647 I'm a total wreck. 616 00:54:09,681 --> 00:54:10,807 And when you are with me? 617 00:54:10,849 --> 00:54:13,477 I'm a different kind of total wreck. 618 00:54:13,518 --> 00:54:15,816 Why did you lie to me? 619 00:54:15,854 --> 00:54:17,981 Have you ever been to a Jewish wedding? 620 00:54:18,023 --> 00:54:19,251 Not recently. 621 00:54:19,291 --> 00:54:21,156 It wouldn't have been that easy. 622 00:54:21,192 --> 00:54:23,160 I wanted to save us a cross-examination. 623 00:54:23,194 --> 00:54:24,525 Oh, bullshit. 624 00:54:27,198 --> 00:54:29,166 You were embarrassed to take me there, weren't you? 625 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,667 Nora, that's not true. 626 00:54:31,536 --> 00:54:34,334 There's nothing I hate more than being lied to. 627 00:54:34,372 --> 00:54:35,999 I'd rather have a man beat me up. 628 00:54:36,041 --> 00:54:38,874 At least then you stand a chance of defending yourself. 629 00:55:02,067 --> 00:55:05,230 You know, every time we have a date... 630 00:55:06,071 --> 00:55:07,902 and you show up on time... 631 00:55:08,573 --> 00:55:11,565 I'm so damn grateful, it's downright sickening. 632 00:55:12,243 --> 00:55:14,234 Because I don't expect you to show up at all. 633 00:55:14,913 --> 00:55:16,073 But you do. 634 00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:20,343 And every time you do, I just can't believe it. 635 00:55:21,252 --> 00:55:25,086 And I'm so damn happy because... 636 00:55:27,258 --> 00:55:30,250 because I'm thinking maybe you'll stick around a while. 637 00:55:32,597 --> 00:55:34,724 And I'm believing in you. 638 00:55:34,766 --> 00:55:37,234 Because you told me the first time that I met you... 639 00:55:37,268 --> 00:55:38,565 that you didn't gobble and you didn't lie. 640 00:55:38,603 --> 00:55:40,230 I don't give a shit if you gobble, 641 00:55:40,271 --> 00:55:42,262 but don't you ever lie to me again. 642 00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:48,606 Because I'll forgive you once, but I won't forgive you twice. 643 00:56:04,295 --> 00:56:06,456 Everything all right here? 644 00:56:08,299 --> 00:56:10,324 Yep. Oop. 645 00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:16,437 Oh, jeez. 646 00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:20,774 Don't tell me. You are... Ray. 647 00:56:20,812 --> 00:56:21,972 No. 648 00:56:23,815 --> 00:56:25,942 Ned? No. 649 00:56:25,984 --> 00:56:27,849 It has three letters. 650 00:56:27,886 --> 00:56:29,683 Max. 651 00:56:29,721 --> 00:56:31,154 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 652 00:56:32,323 --> 00:56:34,450 Well, who am I? 653 00:56:34,492 --> 00:56:36,824 I don't have any idea who you are. 654 00:56:36,861 --> 00:56:38,158 Well, I'm Judy. 655 00:56:39,164 --> 00:56:41,223 I am Nora's big sister. 656 00:56:42,834 --> 00:56:44,131 Her sister? 657 00:56:44,169 --> 00:56:46,137 Where is that girl? 658 00:56:46,171 --> 00:56:47,502 She's at work. 659 00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:50,163 May I come in? 660 00:56:52,177 --> 00:56:53,804 Uh, um, yeah. Come in. 661 00:56:53,845 --> 00:56:56,313 Thank you. I'm not surprised... 662 00:56:56,347 --> 00:56:59,680 if she didn't tell you anything about me. 663 00:57:00,652 --> 00:57:01,983 Who's winning? 664 00:57:02,020 --> 00:57:05,456 I don't know. I, uh... fell asleep. 665 00:57:07,859 --> 00:57:11,317 She never was very tidy. 666 00:57:16,534 --> 00:57:20,197 I left her back home with Mr. And Mrs. Robles. 667 00:57:22,207 --> 00:57:26,041 I can still see her face watching me walking up the road. 668 00:57:27,045 --> 00:57:29,013 Maybe I should've taken her with me that day, 669 00:57:29,047 --> 00:57:31,845 but I just didn't know how. 670 00:57:31,883 --> 00:57:34,010 I didn't know where I was going myself. 671 00:57:34,052 --> 00:57:36,213 God, I was only 17. 672 00:57:37,722 --> 00:57:41,214 But I heard a voice that told me to pack up and go... 673 00:57:42,227 --> 00:57:43,717 and I believed it. 674 00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:47,861 And there was that face, 675 00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:51,892 watching me leave her behind with no warning. 676 00:57:54,405 --> 00:57:56,396 But here you are. 677 00:57:58,576 --> 00:58:01,204 I could feel it in Albuquerque. 678 00:58:01,246 --> 00:58:03,407 We call that precognition. 679 00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:07,380 - Do you believe in precognition? - I've never experienced it. 680 00:58:07,418 --> 00:58:10,080 Oh, such beautiful eyes. 681 00:58:13,091 --> 00:58:15,218 I can see the pain in them, though. 682 00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:17,421 I'd like a drink. Do you want a drink? 683 00:58:19,464 --> 00:58:20,761 Max. 684 00:58:21,933 --> 00:58:24,265 Don't you resist me. 685 00:58:25,436 --> 00:58:27,404 Well, frankly, I'm a nonbeliever. 686 00:58:27,438 --> 00:58:29,429 That's OK. That don't matter. 687 00:58:31,276 --> 00:58:34,575 Now, there are many strong forces at work in your life. 688 00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:36,102 Yeah, I'd say so. 689 00:58:40,785 --> 00:58:43,117 You're so intelligent and... 690 00:58:44,289 --> 00:58:45,779 imaginative. 691 00:58:49,127 --> 00:58:50,287 Come here. 692 00:58:56,634 --> 00:58:59,296 You're not satisfied in your work. 693 00:59:00,638 --> 00:59:02,299 You're a teacher. 694 00:59:04,642 --> 00:59:06,405 I was. 695 00:59:06,444 --> 00:59:08,469 Well, you're going to teach again. 696 00:59:09,814 --> 00:59:11,805 You need more faith. 697 00:59:14,319 --> 00:59:17,117 Your life is heavily influenced by women. 698 00:59:19,991 --> 00:59:22,824 I see an older woman. It's your mother. 699 00:59:23,661 --> 00:59:25,652 She's a hard-working woman. 700 00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:29,656 Yes. 701 00:59:30,301 --> 00:59:32,166 I see Nora. 702 00:59:34,172 --> 00:59:36,333 You're trying to make a place for Nora. 703 00:59:39,677 --> 00:59:41,338 I see someone else. 704 00:59:44,515 --> 00:59:46,847 There's another woman in the way... 705 00:59:49,854 --> 00:59:52,118 someone on the other side. 706 00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:53,350 There's... 707 00:59:55,193 --> 00:59:57,184 There's something wrong with her neck. 708 00:59:57,228 --> 00:59:58,525 It's broken. 709 01:00:01,866 --> 01:00:03,197 How did you know that? 710 01:00:04,535 --> 01:00:05,661 What, honey? 711 01:00:05,703 --> 01:00:07,034 How could you know that? 712 01:00:08,206 --> 01:00:10,834 Know what, honey? Don't be afraid. 713 01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:13,366 Come on. There's no evil here. 714 01:00:14,879 --> 01:00:17,177 You got to have faith in the unknown, 715 01:00:17,215 --> 01:00:19,308 and then you'll come to know it. 716 01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:21,878 Honey. 717 01:00:34,732 --> 01:00:36,859 Anybody here want a drink? 718 01:00:36,901 --> 01:00:38,528 Oh, heavens, no. 719 01:00:38,569 --> 01:00:41,037 I gave that up years ago. 720 01:00:41,072 --> 01:00:42,699 You're not drinking too much, are you? 721 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:43,900 Ha ha! 722 01:00:45,243 --> 01:00:48,212 I want to hear all about your life these days. 723 01:00:48,246 --> 01:00:49,713 My life's just fine. 724 01:00:49,747 --> 01:00:52,238 Oh, I think that's just wonderful. 725 01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:54,244 How about your job? 726 01:00:54,285 --> 01:00:57,550 Are you still in, what, food preparation? 727 01:00:57,588 --> 01:00:58,748 Yep. 728 01:01:00,925 --> 01:01:04,417 And I can see how your romantic life is going. 729 01:01:05,263 --> 01:01:08,630 I believe the stars are in your favor. 730 01:01:10,601 --> 01:01:12,398 Judy. Hmm? 731 01:01:12,437 --> 01:01:14,064 Max doesn't want to hear about that shit. 732 01:01:14,105 --> 01:01:15,402 That's OK. 733 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,600 See? 734 01:01:17,608 --> 01:01:19,405 Not everybody is as negative... 735 01:01:19,444 --> 01:01:22,277 about the influence of the stars as you are. 736 01:01:24,949 --> 01:01:26,940 Come on. I want to know how you two met. 737 01:01:31,622 --> 01:01:33,749 I picked him up in a bar. How's that? 738 01:01:41,299 --> 01:01:43,096 I was drunk, and she was drunk, 739 01:01:43,134 --> 01:01:44,260 and I liked her looks, 740 01:01:44,302 --> 01:01:47,271 so I convinced her to let me bring her home, 741 01:01:47,305 --> 01:01:50,297 and I seduced her on the sofa bed, 742 01:01:50,341 --> 01:01:52,275 and it was magic, 743 01:01:52,310 --> 01:01:54,642 and I keep coming back for more. 744 01:01:58,116 --> 01:02:00,641 That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 745 01:02:05,323 --> 01:02:06,813 This man loves you. 746 01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:31,974 Thanks, Max. 747 01:02:32,016 --> 01:02:33,984 A lot going on behind those eyes, huh? 748 01:02:34,018 --> 01:02:36,145 I thought you were fake. 749 01:02:36,187 --> 01:02:39,987 Well, the proof's always in the pudding, isn't it? 750 01:02:40,024 --> 01:02:41,821 Besides, nothing to be afraid of, you know. 751 01:02:41,859 --> 01:02:45,192 I never tell people what they'd be better off not knowing. 752 01:02:45,863 --> 01:02:48,525 You know, I try and stay on the positive side. 753 01:02:49,367 --> 01:02:53,201 I see something negative, I just keep it to myself. 754 01:02:54,539 --> 01:03:00,535 I gave Nora a reading when Charlie was just a baby. 755 01:03:01,212 --> 01:03:03,544 I saw right then how he'd end up. 756 01:03:04,549 --> 01:03:06,176 I never told Nora, of course, 757 01:03:06,217 --> 01:03:10,051 but I just had to carry that secret all those years... 758 01:03:11,055 --> 01:03:12,886 because I saw him, you know... 759 01:03:14,392 --> 01:03:18,351 lying right there in that section of the river Des Peres, 760 01:03:18,396 --> 01:03:21,559 right where they found him 14 years later. 761 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,192 Everybody thought it was an accident, 762 01:03:24,235 --> 01:03:27,568 but he was full of whiskey, full of drugs. 763 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:32,403 Maybe she thought that boy might be her finest hour... 764 01:03:33,578 --> 01:03:37,036 but given fate and a son-of-a-bitch husband... 765 01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:40,581 her own not believing in herself... 766 01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:44,414 she lost in life again. 767 01:03:47,592 --> 01:03:51,084 I think maybe she gave up trying anything after that... 768 01:03:53,764 --> 01:03:55,254 maybe till you. 769 01:04:03,608 --> 01:04:05,974 Well, bye. I got to go. 770 01:04:11,449 --> 01:04:13,747 I got to be in New York City by Thursday. 771 01:04:13,784 --> 01:04:16,116 I'm cooking a turkey for my friends. 772 01:04:49,820 --> 01:04:51,117 Did she go? 773 01:04:51,155 --> 01:04:52,315 Yeah. 774 01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:21,007 How come you never told me about her? 775 01:05:22,687 --> 01:05:24,678 Because she left me a long time ago. 776 01:05:28,859 --> 01:05:30,349 She loves you. 777 01:05:32,196 --> 01:05:33,857 She wants her family. 778 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,361 I don't know about family anymore. 779 01:05:48,879 --> 01:05:50,540 Are you and I family? 780 01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:55,716 Yes. 781 01:06:06,230 --> 01:06:07,561 "Mushrooms. " 782 01:06:08,733 --> 01:06:13,693 Yeah, um, "asparagus, basil, olive oil, 783 01:06:13,738 --> 01:06:15,899 coffee, toilet paper. " 784 01:06:16,574 --> 01:06:18,701 Wait. I forgot parmesan. 785 01:06:18,743 --> 01:06:19,869 No. I got it. 786 01:06:19,910 --> 01:06:21,036 Where? 787 01:06:21,078 --> 01:06:23,239 I'll be right back. We need Reggiano. 788 01:06:32,256 --> 01:06:34,554 Quarter pound of Reggiano, please. 789 01:06:34,592 --> 01:06:37,026 Produce, pick up the line for a price check, 790 01:06:37,061 --> 01:06:38,255 register two. 791 01:06:47,605 --> 01:06:51,234 Max Baron, shame on you. 792 01:06:51,275 --> 01:06:52,902 Where have you been? 793 01:06:52,943 --> 01:06:54,740 We can't reach you anywhere. 794 01:06:54,779 --> 01:06:57,407 I just left my millionth Thanksgiving invitation... 795 01:06:57,448 --> 01:06:58,574 on your machine. 796 01:06:58,616 --> 01:07:00,243 Rachel, thank you. How are you? 797 01:07:00,284 --> 01:07:03,947 Super. Now, I want you to bring your mystery lady, too. 798 01:07:05,456 --> 01:07:06,923 Hi there. How are you? 799 01:07:06,957 --> 01:07:08,117 Fine. 800 01:07:12,296 --> 01:07:13,422 I'll be right back. 801 01:07:13,464 --> 01:07:14,795 OK. 802 01:07:21,972 --> 01:07:24,873 We need a price check on register two, please. 803 01:07:26,477 --> 01:07:28,638 Price check on register two. 804 01:07:28,679 --> 01:07:29,941 You never call me anymore. 805 01:07:29,980 --> 01:07:31,106 Remember last Thanksgiving? 806 01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:33,173 I know, but it won't be that bad. 807 01:07:33,217 --> 01:07:36,778 No, I promise... I won't let it, OK? 808 01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:00,633 I'm in sort of a hurry, Rachel. 809 01:08:00,678 --> 01:08:02,305 I'm counting on you. 810 01:08:02,346 --> 01:08:04,143 I want to see your beautiful new friend, 811 01:08:04,181 --> 01:08:06,149 and I want you to see my beautiful new house. 812 01:08:06,183 --> 01:08:08,651 I'm not sure we can make it, but I'll call you tomorrow. 813 01:08:08,686 --> 01:08:09,812 Max. 814 01:08:09,854 --> 01:08:13,483 $129.14, please. 815 01:08:13,524 --> 01:08:14,684 What? 816 01:08:17,027 --> 01:08:19,860 - How much? - $129.14. 817 01:08:22,533 --> 01:08:24,865 Cleanup on aisle 7 A. 818 01:08:29,373 --> 01:08:31,364 Sorry. Here's some cheese. 819 01:08:32,376 --> 01:08:33,673 What took you so long? 820 01:08:33,711 --> 01:08:36,339 I ran into a woman. I forget her name. 821 01:08:36,380 --> 01:08:38,007 She's a big talker. 822 01:08:38,048 --> 01:08:39,345 How we doing? 823 01:08:39,383 --> 01:08:40,543 Fine. 824 01:08:51,061 --> 01:08:52,187 How about a drink? 825 01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:53,389 How about it? 826 01:08:57,234 --> 01:08:58,895 It's so quiet here. 827 01:09:01,405 --> 01:09:03,032 What do you have to pay to live here? 828 01:09:03,073 --> 01:09:05,371 You know, rents are high these days. 829 01:09:05,409 --> 01:09:07,070 So what do you pay? 830 01:09:08,078 --> 01:09:09,409 A lot. 831 01:09:10,748 --> 01:09:13,876 Wait a minute. We get naked with each other... 832 01:09:13,918 --> 01:09:15,715 and touch each other and you get inside me, 833 01:09:15,753 --> 01:09:18,051 and you can't tell me how much rent you pay? 834 01:09:18,088 --> 01:09:20,386 Your landlord knows. You're not even fucking him. 835 01:09:20,424 --> 01:09:22,551 I pay $1,200. So what? 836 01:09:22,593 --> 01:09:24,424 So nothing. That's my point. 837 01:09:28,432 --> 01:09:29,729 You read all these? 838 01:09:29,767 --> 01:09:31,394 Most of them. 839 01:09:31,435 --> 01:09:32,732 You ever heard of Arthur Miller? 840 01:09:32,770 --> 01:09:34,237 Yeah. 841 01:09:34,271 --> 01:09:36,068 He was real good to Marilyn. 842 01:09:36,106 --> 01:09:38,233 He kept her going when she was coming apart. 843 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:41,767 Except for him, she would have died a lot earlier. 844 01:09:42,613 --> 01:09:43,910 She was in real trouble, 845 01:09:43,948 --> 01:09:45,779 trouble nobody knew anything about. 846 01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:49,449 She wasn't afraid of Arthur. 847 01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:54,257 I think Marilyn was afraid of everybody, don't you? 848 01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:56,782 - Why do you say that? - I just guess she was. 849 01:10:05,135 --> 01:10:07,296 Why'd you cover up the message machine? 850 01:10:09,473 --> 01:10:10,963 I didn't c... 851 01:10:28,826 --> 01:10:30,623 Hello, Max. It's your mother. 852 01:10:30,661 --> 01:10:32,128 Suddenly I was invited... 853 01:10:32,162 --> 01:10:34,289 to the Horowitzes' for Thanksgiving. 854 01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:37,823 So why not to their wedding? So are you going to take me? 855 01:10:37,868 --> 01:10:39,460 Let me know. 856 01:10:39,503 --> 01:10:41,300 Where are you? 857 01:10:41,338 --> 01:10:45,138 I have a funny earache. Why aren't you home anymore? 858 01:10:46,343 --> 01:10:48,971 Hello, Max Baron. This is Corrine Miller. 859 01:10:49,013 --> 01:10:51,982 Remember me? Creative Director at Corwin, Hiller, and Greene? 860 01:10:52,016 --> 01:10:53,643 Let's have breakfast sometime. 861 01:10:53,684 --> 01:10:55,311 418-3586. 862 01:10:56,687 --> 01:11:01,317 Maxie, it's Heidi Solomon, and you don't call me back. 863 01:11:01,358 --> 01:11:03,826 Is it true you have a lady in your life? 864 01:11:03,861 --> 01:11:05,328 Oh, well. Give me a call. 865 01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:07,827 Max, it's Rachel. 866 01:11:07,865 --> 01:11:09,833 I invited your mother for Thanksgiving. 867 01:11:09,867 --> 01:11:11,164 Was that so bad of me? 868 01:11:11,201 --> 01:11:12,498 You still haven't told me... 869 01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:15,004 if you're bringing your mystery woman for turkey dinner... 870 01:11:15,039 --> 01:11:17,166 I mean, unless you'd like to bring Rita Fishman. 871 01:11:17,207 --> 01:11:19,004 She'd die to come with you. 872 01:11:19,043 --> 01:11:21,170 This is my millionth message, Max, 873 01:11:21,211 --> 01:11:23,679 and in case the word isn't out, I'm pregnant. 874 01:11:23,714 --> 01:11:25,443 Call us. 875 01:11:26,684 --> 01:11:30,176 Missing pal, what goes? You don't live there anymore? 876 01:11:30,220 --> 01:11:32,518 Look, Rachel got crazy, invited your mother to Thanksgiving. 877 01:11:32,556 --> 01:11:34,888 Don't blame me. Call me, OK? 878 01:11:35,559 --> 01:11:37,424 So were you going to invite me? 879 01:11:38,062 --> 01:11:40,360 I don't know if I want to go to the Horowitzes' myself... 880 01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:41,591 for Thanksgiving. 881 01:11:41,632 --> 01:11:44,601 Liar, liar, pants on fire. 882 01:11:45,569 --> 01:11:48,197 I know I'm a big secret to your friends. 883 01:11:48,238 --> 01:11:51,105 Well, if I go, you're going. Are you up to it? 884 01:11:51,141 --> 01:11:52,540 Screw the Horowitzes. 885 01:11:52,576 --> 01:11:54,203 Truth is, I'm working Thanksgiving. 886 01:11:54,244 --> 01:11:56,235 You are not working Thanksgiving. 887 01:11:59,583 --> 01:12:01,744 We are going to go to the Horowitzes'. 888 01:12:09,093 --> 01:12:10,583 This is her, huh? 889 01:12:12,096 --> 01:12:13,256 That's her. 890 01:12:17,768 --> 01:12:19,258 Hey, Janey. 891 01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:22,932 What do you think we should do, huh? 892 01:12:23,474 --> 01:12:24,736 Should we go to the Horowitzes', 893 01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:26,936 or should we just eat at White Palace? 894 01:12:27,611 --> 01:12:30,239 Maybe we should have some turkey with Heidi Heidi Ho... 895 01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,406 or cranberry sauce... 896 01:12:31,448 --> 01:12:33,939 with Corin, Borin, Storin, and Fishface. 897 01:12:34,785 --> 01:12:36,446 Do you think we should do... 898 01:12:59,476 --> 01:13:01,103 Here's what we're going to do. 899 01:13:01,145 --> 01:13:05,445 We're going to go and have Thanksgiving dinner... 900 01:13:05,482 --> 01:13:07,143 at the Horowitzes'. 901 01:13:09,486 --> 01:13:10,783 You up to it? 902 01:13:10,821 --> 01:13:12,220 Absolutely. 903 01:13:14,491 --> 01:13:16,482 They're expecting another Janey. 904 01:13:16,527 --> 01:13:17,824 Janey's dead. 905 01:13:26,136 --> 01:13:28,798 I'm going to go in there. I'm going to say, 906 01:13:28,839 --> 01:13:31,307 "Hello. My name is Nora, and you can all go fuck yourselves. 907 01:13:31,341 --> 01:13:32,808 I'm not Janey. " How's that? 908 01:13:32,843 --> 01:13:34,003 Perfect. 909 01:13:46,023 --> 01:13:48,651 Except I think I made a big mistake with these shoes... 910 01:13:48,692 --> 01:13:49,818 and maybe my hair. 911 01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:51,691 Nora, your hair is fine. 912 01:13:57,034 --> 01:13:59,195 You're not going to all be talking Jewish, are you? 913 01:14:01,572 --> 01:14:03,836 I was going to make a sweet potato pie, 914 01:14:03,874 --> 01:14:06,707 but then I thought, everybody loves noodle pudding. 915 01:14:07,711 --> 01:14:09,144 What is that? 916 01:14:09,179 --> 01:14:11,340 She's a friend of mine. Her name is Nora. 917 01:14:11,381 --> 01:14:14,544 You be nice, Mother, or I'll beat the shit out of you. 918 01:14:15,385 --> 01:14:19,344 Come on. Nora, this is my mother Edith. 919 01:14:19,389 --> 01:14:20,720 Nice to meet you. 920 01:14:21,725 --> 01:14:23,352 Do you mind if I sit in the front? 921 01:14:23,393 --> 01:14:26,055 I get carsick if I sit in the back. 922 01:14:27,231 --> 01:14:28,698 No, no. 923 01:14:31,068 --> 01:14:32,899 Sorry. It's OK. 924 01:14:40,077 --> 01:14:41,374 She's no spring chicken. 925 01:14:41,411 --> 01:14:42,901 Just get in the car. 926 01:14:59,763 --> 01:15:00,889 Come on in. 927 01:15:00,931 --> 01:15:02,057 Whee! 928 01:15:02,099 --> 01:15:03,566 Hey, no running. No running. 929 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,090 Hi there, Max. 930 01:15:06,770 --> 01:15:09,102 Honey! Rach, Max is here! 931 01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,731 Rach? Honey, Max is here. 932 01:15:12,776 --> 01:15:14,107 Oh, coming! 933 01:15:19,616 --> 01:15:22,585 Hello. I'm Rachel Horowitz. 934 01:15:22,619 --> 01:15:24,416 Hello, Edith. I'm so happy you could come. 935 01:15:24,454 --> 01:15:26,422 I brought you my noodle pudding. 936 01:15:26,456 --> 01:15:29,584 Thank you, Edith. You didn't have to do that. 937 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:31,093 Rachel, this is Nora Baker. 938 01:15:31,128 --> 01:15:34,097 Welcome to our home, Nora. Let me take your coat. 939 01:15:34,131 --> 01:15:36,759 Thank you, Max. What would you like to drink? 940 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,290 Oh, do you drink? 941 01:15:38,335 --> 01:15:40,428 Sometimes. Yeah. 942 01:15:40,470 --> 01:15:42,597 Um, do you have vodka and tonic? 943 01:15:42,639 --> 01:15:44,436 We have everything. And scotch for you, Max? 944 01:15:44,474 --> 01:15:46,465 No. I'll have a vodka and tonic, too. 945 01:15:46,510 --> 01:15:47,772 Really? Hmm. 946 01:15:47,811 --> 01:15:50,439 Neil, would you fix two vodka and tonics? 947 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,777 Two vodka tonics! 948 01:15:51,815 --> 01:15:54,283 Now, Max knows everybody, I think. 949 01:15:54,318 --> 01:15:55,785 Sherri? Sherri? 950 01:15:55,819 --> 01:15:57,616 I'm right here. 951 01:15:57,654 --> 01:15:59,622 This is Sherri Klugman. 952 01:15:59,656 --> 01:16:00,782 Sherri, Nora Baker. 953 01:16:00,824 --> 01:16:02,621 Hello, Nora. Lovely to meet you. 954 01:16:02,659 --> 01:16:04,126 Thank you. Same here. 955 01:16:04,161 --> 01:16:05,628 - Hi, Max. - Hey, Sherri. 956 01:16:05,662 --> 01:16:07,459 Two vodka tonics. 957 01:16:07,497 --> 01:16:10,625 Nora, this is Neil's father Sol Horowitz. 958 01:16:10,667 --> 01:16:12,464 This is Nora Baker, Dad. 959 01:16:12,502 --> 01:16:13,628 Hello, Max. 960 01:16:13,670 --> 01:16:14,967 Sol, you know Max. 961 01:16:15,005 --> 01:16:16,632 One of my favorites. 962 01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:19,801 Uh, would you excuse me? I have to check the kitchen. 963 01:16:19,843 --> 01:16:22,004 I have a cranberry problem. 964 01:16:23,513 --> 01:16:24,639 OK. 965 01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:26,012 - You OK? - Mm-hmm. 966 01:16:29,353 --> 01:16:31,685 Go easy. We have the whole day ahead of us. 967 01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:35,021 You sure you're all right? 968 01:16:35,525 --> 01:16:37,322 Stop asking me that. 969 01:16:37,361 --> 01:16:38,521 Max! 970 01:16:38,562 --> 01:16:40,689 Darling! Oh! 971 01:16:41,865 --> 01:16:43,332 It's so good to see you. 972 01:16:43,367 --> 01:16:45,665 Oh, darling, can you believe it? 973 01:16:45,702 --> 01:16:47,169 I'm going to be a grandmother. 974 01:16:47,204 --> 01:16:48,831 I know. How about that? How are you doing? 975 01:16:48,872 --> 01:16:53,741 Oh, well, Sol took me to Italy for my birthday. 976 01:16:54,211 --> 01:16:55,542 That's how I'm doing. 977 01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,677 Oh, isn't this house terrific? 978 01:16:58,715 --> 01:17:00,512 Is Rachel one lucky girl? 979 01:17:00,550 --> 01:17:01,676 Ha ha! 980 01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:03,345 Oh, and, Noreen... 981 01:17:03,387 --> 01:17:04,513 - Nora. - Nora! 982 01:17:04,554 --> 01:17:06,021 - Very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 983 01:17:06,056 --> 01:17:08,354 Little Maxie. 984 01:17:08,392 --> 01:17:11,020 This is Rachel's mother. Nora Baker, Sophie Rosen. 985 01:17:11,061 --> 01:17:12,187 Aah! 986 01:17:13,397 --> 01:17:14,864 Oh, I'm sorry! 987 01:17:14,898 --> 01:17:16,866 It was an accident. I'm sorry. 988 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:18,697 I didn't mean to get it on your carpet. 989 01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:20,202 Don't worry about it. 990 01:17:20,237 --> 01:17:21,534 Just relax, darling. 991 01:17:21,571 --> 01:17:23,562 It's no big deal. 992 01:17:24,908 --> 01:17:27,035 - Hello. - Hi. 993 01:17:27,077 --> 01:17:28,874 - You're Max's lady. - I'm with him. 994 01:17:28,912 --> 01:17:30,709 I'm Larry Klugman. 995 01:17:30,747 --> 01:17:32,544 Max and I went to high school together. 996 01:17:32,582 --> 01:17:33,742 Nora Baker. 997 01:17:34,418 --> 01:17:37,444 Oh! Your glass is empty. 998 01:17:38,755 --> 01:17:39,915 What are you drinking? 999 01:17:41,591 --> 01:17:43,786 Vodka, straight. 1000 01:17:47,097 --> 01:17:48,587 What do you think of our boy? 1001 01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:51,727 Nice boy. 1002 01:17:53,603 --> 01:17:54,729 Here we go. 1003 01:17:54,771 --> 01:17:56,932 Vodka, straight. 1004 01:17:57,607 --> 01:17:58,733 Thanks. 1005 01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:01,744 Honey, can I see you a second, please? 1006 01:18:01,778 --> 01:18:03,405 I want to show you the kitchen chairs. 1007 01:18:03,447 --> 01:18:05,574 They're exactly what we've been looking for. 1008 01:18:05,615 --> 01:18:06,741 Sure. 1009 01:18:06,783 --> 01:18:07,909 Excuse us, please. 1010 01:18:07,951 --> 01:18:09,748 Sure. You better get a peek at those chairs, Lar. 1011 01:18:09,786 --> 01:18:10,912 Hey, huh? 1012 01:18:10,954 --> 01:18:12,080 Yeah. 1013 01:18:12,122 --> 01:18:13,589 Edith, don't worry about it. 1014 01:18:13,623 --> 01:18:16,285 Please. I did it. I want to clean up. 1015 01:18:17,327 --> 01:18:18,760 Edith, you're a guest in the house. 1016 01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:20,763 I know, but I want to get this spot out. 1017 01:18:20,797 --> 01:18:22,264 - Just sit down. - I did it. 1018 01:18:22,299 --> 01:18:23,857 Just relax. 1019 01:18:24,801 --> 01:18:27,599 I feel so embarrassed. 1020 01:18:27,637 --> 01:18:30,629 Lt'll come out. Believe me, it'll come out. 1021 01:18:33,310 --> 01:18:34,436 Neil! 1022 01:18:34,478 --> 01:18:35,809 In a minute! 1023 01:18:44,321 --> 01:18:45,788 Pamela! 1024 01:18:45,822 --> 01:18:47,050 How are you, Doreen? 1025 01:19:06,343 --> 01:19:07,674 Nora. 1026 01:19:08,678 --> 01:19:10,009 Nora. 1027 01:19:26,696 --> 01:19:28,664 Oh! I'm terribly sorry. It wasn't locked. 1028 01:19:28,698 --> 01:19:29,995 No, it's all right. I was just leaving. 1029 01:19:30,033 --> 01:19:32,194 I was putting on my lipstick. 1030 01:19:32,235 --> 01:19:33,497 That's all right. 1031 01:19:33,537 --> 01:19:35,004 Good color... your lipstick. 1032 01:19:35,038 --> 01:19:37,302 And I love your sweater. 1033 01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:38,705 Thanks. 1034 01:19:43,213 --> 01:19:45,340 Listen, I'll just leave you alone here. 1035 01:19:45,382 --> 01:19:46,508 You can smoke. 1036 01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:48,239 Larry smokes like a chimney. 1037 01:19:49,219 --> 01:19:51,687 So... you live in St. Louis? 1038 01:19:51,721 --> 01:19:53,188 Yeah. 1039 01:19:53,223 --> 01:19:54,349 You work in town? 1040 01:19:54,391 --> 01:19:55,858 Yeah, I do. 1041 01:19:55,892 --> 01:19:57,120 What's your work? 1042 01:19:58,562 --> 01:20:00,359 I'm in, uh, food preparation. 1043 01:20:00,397 --> 01:20:02,024 Food preparation? 1044 01:20:02,065 --> 01:20:03,362 That's interesting. 1045 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,334 You mean... catering? 1046 01:20:07,070 --> 01:20:08,901 I'm a waitress. 1047 01:20:08,939 --> 01:20:10,406 Really? 1048 01:20:11,575 --> 01:20:12,769 Where? 1049 01:20:14,578 --> 01:20:16,876 White Palace. It's a hamburger restaurant. 1050 01:20:16,913 --> 01:20:18,073 Oh. 1051 01:20:19,082 --> 01:20:20,606 What do you do? 1052 01:20:21,585 --> 01:20:23,075 I'm a decorator. 1053 01:20:24,087 --> 01:20:27,750 Ohh. I love this scent. Smell. 1054 01:20:28,592 --> 01:20:29,718 Isn't it subtle? 1055 01:20:29,759 --> 01:20:31,090 Oh, very subtle. 1056 01:20:32,929 --> 01:20:37,696 So... how did you meet Max? 1057 01:20:39,269 --> 01:20:42,136 He came in for a burger. Ha ha! 1058 01:20:42,172 --> 01:20:44,106 How romantic. 1059 01:20:48,945 --> 01:20:51,743 You know, he's quite a catch, our Max. 1060 01:20:51,781 --> 01:20:53,078 How did you ever do it? 1061 01:20:54,784 --> 01:20:56,718 I give a good blow job, I guess. 1062 01:21:02,626 --> 01:21:03,957 I'll bet you do. 1063 01:21:03,994 --> 01:21:06,485 Ha ha! I'll bet you don't. 1064 01:21:10,133 --> 01:21:12,601 Look, I'm not Janey, OK? 1065 01:21:12,636 --> 01:21:15,264 I don't know who you are or where you came from, 1066 01:21:15,305 --> 01:21:17,170 but you're a guest in this house, 1067 01:21:17,207 --> 01:21:21,439 and there was a Janey, but no one is mad at you, 1068 01:21:21,478 --> 01:21:23,275 and we don't want to judge you, and I don't think... 1069 01:21:23,313 --> 01:21:26,305 you should be so fast to judge other people's blow jobs... 1070 01:21:27,150 --> 01:21:30,813 because what you see isn't always what you get. 1071 01:21:39,996 --> 01:21:42,294 We haven't had decent leadership in this country... 1072 01:21:42,332 --> 01:21:43,629 the past 10 years. 1073 01:21:43,667 --> 01:21:46,135 Dad, what about tax reform? What about defense? 1074 01:21:46,169 --> 01:21:48,137 What about a trillion-dollar deficit? 1075 01:21:48,171 --> 01:21:51,038 If we don't have the money, how can we keep spending it? 1076 01:21:51,074 --> 01:21:52,803 You're a very nice girl, Rachel. 1077 01:21:52,842 --> 01:21:54,309 You're my favorite daughter-in-law. 1078 01:21:54,344 --> 01:21:55,811 But would it kill you to pick up a newspaper... 1079 01:21:55,845 --> 01:21:59,144 - Aw, Dad! - Sol, please! 1080 01:21:59,182 --> 01:22:02,481 Iran scam, H.U.D., El Salvador. 1081 01:22:02,519 --> 01:22:03,986 I tell you, those guys will be lucky... 1082 01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:05,317 if they come off any better than Nixon. 1083 01:22:05,355 --> 01:22:08,882 I don't know. They seem like pretty nice guys to me. 1084 01:22:08,925 --> 01:22:10,825 You can't be serious. 1085 01:22:10,860 --> 01:22:12,487 She's entitled to her opinion. 1086 01:22:12,529 --> 01:22:14,497 I'm sorry. You have to forgive me. 1087 01:22:14,531 --> 01:22:16,021 I'm terrible with names. 1088 01:22:16,066 --> 01:22:17,658 Nora. 1089 01:22:17,701 --> 01:22:19,328 I told you twice already. 1090 01:22:19,369 --> 01:22:21,337 Dora, let me just say this. 1091 01:22:21,371 --> 01:22:23,498 That is precisely the kind of attitude... 1092 01:22:23,540 --> 01:22:26,634 that's landed this country in the mess that it's in today. 1093 01:22:26,676 --> 01:22:28,837 I don't know if you have any children or not, but if you do, 1094 01:22:28,878 --> 01:22:31,676 and they inherit a lifetime of crippling debt, 1095 01:22:31,715 --> 01:22:33,683 then I'm not so sure they'll be such nice guys anymore. 1096 01:22:33,717 --> 01:22:35,014 Dad, come on! 1097 01:22:35,051 --> 01:22:36,518 I'm talking about people, folks, 1098 01:22:36,553 --> 01:22:39,249 who are unmitigated tragedies for the working class. 1099 01:22:39,889 --> 01:22:43,017 Mister, I am working class. 1100 01:22:43,059 --> 01:22:44,526 And what the hell do you know about it anyway? 1101 01:22:44,561 --> 01:22:46,893 It doesn't look to me like you've been missing many meals. 1102 01:22:46,930 --> 01:22:50,764 Sol, enough politics, already. It's Thanksgiving! 1103 01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:52,665 It doesn't make any difference to me... 1104 01:22:52,702 --> 01:22:54,033 who's in the goddamn White House. 1105 01:22:54,070 --> 01:22:55,537 Merle Haggard could be made president, 1106 01:22:55,572 --> 01:22:56,869 and I'll be in Shit City. 1107 01:22:56,906 --> 01:22:58,373 I'll still be choking on burger grease. 1108 01:22:58,408 --> 01:23:00,706 I'll still be busting my hump for the minimum fucking wage, 1109 01:23:00,744 --> 01:23:03,872 and Betty here... she'll be serving you turkey... 1110 01:23:03,913 --> 01:23:05,608 for 30 bucks a day, right? 1111 01:23:21,264 --> 01:23:22,561 Excuse me. 1112 01:23:22,599 --> 01:23:23,759 I'm going home. 1113 01:23:24,434 --> 01:23:25,731 Max. 1114 01:23:25,769 --> 01:23:28,237 Max. Max. 1115 01:23:28,271 --> 01:23:30,068 Max. Max! 1116 01:23:30,106 --> 01:23:33,041 Max, bring her back in here. She's still a person. 1117 01:23:33,076 --> 01:23:35,237 I came with them. I have to leave with them. 1118 01:23:35,278 --> 01:23:37,746 No, no! You don't have to go home. 1119 01:23:37,781 --> 01:23:39,078 Max. 1120 01:23:39,115 --> 01:23:40,980 Max, bring her in here! 1121 01:23:57,967 --> 01:23:59,992 I don't expect you to sleep here tonight. 1122 01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:01,298 Why? 1123 01:24:08,812 --> 01:24:10,473 You're a son of a bitch. You know that? 1124 01:24:12,482 --> 01:24:13,608 What did I do? 1125 01:24:13,650 --> 01:24:15,618 You lied to me again. 1126 01:24:15,652 --> 01:24:17,620 That woman I saw you talking to in the supermarket... 1127 01:24:17,654 --> 01:24:18,780 that was Rachel. 1128 01:24:18,822 --> 01:24:20,653 You told me you forgot her name. 1129 01:24:20,690 --> 01:24:22,783 You just didn't want us to meet. 1130 01:24:22,826 --> 01:24:24,794 The truth is, you were a little anxious that day. 1131 01:24:24,828 --> 01:24:26,796 I didn't think that you were up to an introduction. 1132 01:24:26,830 --> 01:24:29,799 You had no intention of inviting me to Thanksgiving. 1133 01:24:29,833 --> 01:24:31,323 You were trapped into it. 1134 01:24:32,502 --> 01:24:34,333 You hide me like I'm shit. 1135 01:24:35,171 --> 01:24:37,765 You tell me I'm beautiful, and then you hide me like shit. 1136 01:24:38,341 --> 01:24:39,467 You lied to me. 1137 01:24:39,509 --> 01:24:41,136 How can you talk to me about lying? 1138 01:24:41,177 --> 01:24:43,645 What about that thing you carry around with you all day... 1139 01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:45,944 that I never hear about? What about Charlie? 1140 01:24:45,982 --> 01:24:47,472 Judy told me the truth about Charlie. 1141 01:24:47,517 --> 01:24:49,644 You leave my Charlie out of this. 1142 01:24:49,686 --> 01:24:51,153 That's none of your business. 1143 01:24:51,187 --> 01:24:53,485 I took you into my life tonight. It is my business. 1144 01:24:53,523 --> 01:24:55,616 You were trapped into it. 1145 01:24:56,860 --> 01:24:58,191 I took you there. 1146 01:25:02,866 --> 01:25:04,527 Max, what are you going to do? 1147 01:25:06,035 --> 01:25:07,832 Just going to keep me in some little box... 1148 01:25:07,871 --> 01:25:10,203 and take me out whenever you feel like playing with me? 1149 01:25:13,042 --> 01:25:14,703 Do you think I'm a fool? 1150 01:25:17,046 --> 01:25:19,207 No, I don't think you're a fool. 1151 01:25:21,885 --> 01:25:23,716 I just wanted to get that straight. 1152 01:25:27,056 --> 01:25:28,546 Now leave me alone, will you? 1153 01:26:37,694 --> 01:26:38,922 Looking for Nora? 1154 01:26:38,962 --> 01:26:40,088 Yeah. 1155 01:26:40,129 --> 01:26:43,792 Yeah... she's finished. Hmm! 1156 01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:45,460 She quit. 1157 01:26:46,636 --> 01:26:47,830 What do you mean? 1158 01:26:48,638 --> 01:26:50,970 I mean she quit. 1159 01:26:51,007 --> 01:26:53,305 She just quit. 1160 01:27:15,999 --> 01:27:17,159 Nora? 1161 01:27:55,038 --> 01:27:56,835 Dear Max, 1162 01:27:56,873 --> 01:27:59,535 by the time you read this letter, I'll be gone. 1163 01:28:00,376 --> 01:28:02,173 You won't believe me, 1164 01:28:02,211 --> 01:28:04,372 but I'm doing this for both of us. 1165 01:28:05,848 --> 01:28:07,008 If I told you where I'm at, 1166 01:28:07,050 --> 01:28:10,542 it would only make it harder on us, so I won't. 1167 01:28:12,355 --> 01:28:15,688 Charlie is the only thing I ever lied about to you. 1168 01:28:15,725 --> 01:28:19,024 The rest is true, including how you made me feel... 1169 01:28:19,062 --> 01:28:21,053 real good about myself sometimes. 1170 01:28:22,732 --> 01:28:24,529 Yeah, sometimes I think Charlie did it... 1171 01:28:24,567 --> 01:28:26,728 to get back at his father and me. 1172 01:28:27,570 --> 01:28:31,028 We weren't the best parents, and I guess that's something... 1173 01:28:31,074 --> 01:28:33,235 I'll always have trouble having in my heart. 1174 01:28:34,577 --> 01:28:36,568 I'm sorry about what happened... 1175 01:28:37,747 --> 01:28:39,942 but I know it's wrong for us to be together... 1176 01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:42,740 even though I love you. 1177 01:28:44,253 --> 01:28:45,914 So I'm leaving town. 1178 01:28:46,756 --> 01:28:49,054 Please don't look for me. 1179 01:28:49,092 --> 01:28:51,424 No matter what you say you feel about me... 1180 01:28:52,261 --> 01:28:53,922 I know one thing for sure. 1181 01:28:55,765 --> 01:28:57,062 You can't look me in the eye... 1182 01:28:57,100 --> 01:28:59,261 and tell me I don't embarrass you. 1183 01:29:01,104 --> 01:29:02,264 Good-bye. 1184 01:29:03,940 --> 01:29:06,101 Love, Nora. 1185 01:29:34,137 --> 01:29:37,595 Hey, Maxie. I heard you're having problems. 1186 01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:39,608 Now it's time to cheer up. 1187 01:29:39,642 --> 01:29:42,110 Heidi Solomon's having a brunch on Sunday. 1188 01:29:42,145 --> 01:29:44,443 All your friends are coming, so you be there. 1189 01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:45,606 You hear me? 1190 01:29:45,648 --> 01:29:48,139 We all love you. Bye. 1191 01:29:57,160 --> 01:29:58,457 Can I get you anything? 1192 01:29:58,494 --> 01:29:59,620 Yeah. Sure. 1193 01:29:59,662 --> 01:30:01,323 OK. Excuse me. 1194 01:30:02,498 --> 01:30:03,829 I got to tell you something. 1195 01:30:04,667 --> 01:30:06,134 - You look great. - Thank you. 1196 01:30:06,169 --> 01:30:07,636 ...for about six weeks? 1197 01:30:07,670 --> 01:30:08,796 Yeah. 1198 01:30:08,838 --> 01:30:09,964 What got you to go to Africa? 1199 01:30:10,006 --> 01:30:12,304 Oh, well, I like photography, 1200 01:30:12,341 --> 01:30:15,139 and they have these photographic safaris. 1201 01:30:15,178 --> 01:30:17,373 Did you take the pictures over there? 1202 01:30:17,413 --> 01:30:18,971 Yeah. Can you believe it? 1203 01:30:19,015 --> 01:30:21,347 They're very good. You should be a professional. 1204 01:30:21,384 --> 01:30:25,343 Well... well, I certainly felt professional when I took them. 1205 01:30:25,388 --> 01:30:27,481 Can you believe that I was this close to that hippo... 1206 01:30:27,523 --> 01:30:28,820 as to that wall? 1207 01:30:28,858 --> 01:30:30,587 You really should make the trip. 1208 01:30:35,031 --> 01:30:37,363 So, what kind of camera do you have? 1209 01:30:38,534 --> 01:30:40,832 Um... Nikon. 1210 01:30:40,870 --> 01:30:42,303 What do you use? 1211 01:30:42,338 --> 01:30:43,999 A Canon E-X, 1212 01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:47,009 and I just bought a little Olympus. 1213 01:30:47,043 --> 01:30:48,533 Do you take a lot of pictures? 1214 01:30:50,546 --> 01:30:52,514 I'm more into music. 1215 01:30:52,548 --> 01:30:54,982 Oh. Well, I knew that about you. 1216 01:30:55,017 --> 01:30:57,008 I tried to get you to a concert, you rat. 1217 01:30:57,053 --> 01:30:58,179 Oh. Right. 1218 01:30:58,221 --> 01:30:59,347 You never called me back. 1219 01:30:59,388 --> 01:31:02,016 Excuse me. The Goodmans are here. 1220 01:31:02,058 --> 01:31:03,184 We almost got lost. 1221 01:31:03,226 --> 01:31:04,557 Hi. How are you? 1222 01:31:14,904 --> 01:31:16,166 Hi there. 1223 01:31:16,205 --> 01:31:17,866 Hi, sweetie. Hi. 1224 01:31:17,907 --> 01:31:20,034 Oh, Maxie. 1225 01:31:20,076 --> 01:31:23,876 So, what was Miss Solomon telling you? 1226 01:31:23,913 --> 01:31:25,210 Uh, about Africa. 1227 01:31:25,248 --> 01:31:26,545 Uh-huh. 1228 01:31:26,582 --> 01:31:28,709 She took the pictures on the wall. 1229 01:31:28,751 --> 01:31:30,048 Ooh. 1230 01:31:30,086 --> 01:31:31,212 Talented. 1231 01:31:31,254 --> 01:31:33,051 She's a gorgeous girl, huh? 1232 01:31:33,089 --> 01:31:35,387 Huh? Gorgeous? Gorgeous? 1233 01:31:35,424 --> 01:31:37,051 Gorgeous? Huh? 1234 01:31:37,093 --> 01:31:38,390 She cooks. 1235 01:31:38,427 --> 01:31:40,224 She travels. 1236 01:31:40,263 --> 01:31:42,390 She's a perfect hostess. 1237 01:31:42,431 --> 01:31:44,399 Beautiful. 1238 01:31:44,433 --> 01:31:45,764 How do you know? 1239 01:31:46,769 --> 01:31:48,259 - Well, just... - What? 1240 01:31:49,438 --> 01:31:51,929 How do you know who's right for each other? 1241 01:31:54,944 --> 01:31:56,411 Well, you... 1242 01:31:56,445 --> 01:31:58,436 I mean, the Goodmans or the... 1243 01:32:00,449 --> 01:32:01,939 or the Clarks or... 1244 01:32:03,619 --> 01:32:04,745 Andie and Jasper? 1245 01:32:04,787 --> 01:32:07,756 I mean, we all said they're perfect for one another, 1246 01:32:07,790 --> 01:32:09,121 and they didn't last a year. 1247 01:32:11,127 --> 01:32:12,253 Larry and Sherri? 1248 01:32:12,295 --> 01:32:15,423 I've never heard Larry say a decent word about his wife. 1249 01:32:15,464 --> 01:32:19,298 Hey, hey, Max. What are you talking about, huh? 1250 01:32:31,314 --> 01:32:33,475 There's no dust in her Dustbuster. 1251 01:32:34,150 --> 01:32:35,777 What? 1252 01:32:35,818 --> 01:32:38,480 There's no dust in her Dustbuster! 1253 01:32:39,989 --> 01:32:41,616 What did he say? 1254 01:32:41,657 --> 01:32:43,488 Something about a Dustbuster? 1255 01:32:55,338 --> 01:32:57,169 Max, where are you going? 1256 01:34:02,238 --> 01:34:03,364 Yes? 1257 01:34:03,406 --> 01:34:05,203 It's Max. 1258 01:34:05,241 --> 01:34:07,732 Oh, my God. Don't move. 1259 01:34:27,763 --> 01:34:28,889 How are you, Judy? 1260 01:34:28,931 --> 01:34:31,399 She told you not to come. 1261 01:34:31,434 --> 01:34:32,594 Where is she? 1262 01:34:33,602 --> 01:34:37,595 I knew something was on the way, but, oh, my God. 1263 01:34:40,443 --> 01:34:42,775 You've given up resistance. 1264 01:34:43,479 --> 01:34:45,106 Tell me where she is. 1265 01:35:13,309 --> 01:35:14,936 Here you go. 1266 01:35:14,977 --> 01:35:16,103 You all finished? 1267 01:35:16,145 --> 01:35:17,772 Uh, yeah. Maybe a piece of... 1268 01:35:17,813 --> 01:35:18,939 OK, I'll bring you the menu. 1269 01:35:18,981 --> 01:35:20,448 I'll have cheesecake, 1270 01:35:20,483 --> 01:35:22,678 and he's going to have a slice of chocolate cake. 1271 01:35:35,498 --> 01:35:38,160 Lady, I'm in the middle of ordering! 1272 01:35:45,007 --> 01:35:46,304 Table for one, sir? 1273 01:35:46,342 --> 01:35:48,173 - Yeah. - Follow me. 1274 01:35:52,348 --> 01:35:54,009 Have a nice meal. 1275 01:35:59,355 --> 01:36:00,982 I asked you not to follow me. 1276 01:36:01,023 --> 01:36:02,320 I need to tell you something. 1277 01:36:02,358 --> 01:36:03,620 Go away. 1278 01:36:03,659 --> 01:36:05,991 I just want you to listen to me. 1279 01:36:06,095 --> 01:36:09,531 Nora, I've been selfish and careless. 1280 01:36:10,366 --> 01:36:11,993 I've been stupid. 1281 01:36:12,034 --> 01:36:13,331 I don't belong in your life. 1282 01:36:13,369 --> 01:36:15,132 You're wrong. You do belong. 1283 01:36:16,539 --> 01:36:18,336 I've got a new life. I feel good about myself. 1284 01:36:18,374 --> 01:36:19,864 I can't go back. 1285 01:36:23,045 --> 01:36:27,175 You get yourself a... a nice young girl... 1286 01:36:27,216 --> 01:36:31,346 with a college education who won't embarrass you. 1287 01:36:31,387 --> 01:36:33,184 You're not an embarrassment to me. 1288 01:36:33,222 --> 01:36:35,213 I'm an embarrassment to me. 1289 01:36:37,059 --> 01:36:39,391 I just got this job. I don't want to lose it. 1290 01:36:41,564 --> 01:36:43,862 I thought that you didn't fit into my life, 1291 01:36:43,899 --> 01:36:45,560 but it was me who didn't fit. 1292 01:36:46,902 --> 01:36:48,028 Go back to St. Louis. 1293 01:36:48,070 --> 01:36:49,901 I don't live in St. Louis anymore. 1294 01:36:50,573 --> 01:36:52,200 I left St. Louis. 1295 01:36:52,241 --> 01:36:54,368 I quit my job, and I quit the city. 1296 01:36:54,410 --> 01:36:58,574 I just looked at a room to rent over at 49th and 9th Avenue. 1297 01:37:00,082 --> 01:37:03,051 It has a little stove and a little refrigerator... 1298 01:37:03,085 --> 01:37:05,576 and a view of the trash cans. 1299 01:37:07,423 --> 01:37:09,254 All I need now is a job. 1300 01:37:10,259 --> 01:37:12,227 I'd like to go back to teaching. 1301 01:37:15,931 --> 01:37:18,729 Max, people just don't change overnight. 1302 01:37:18,767 --> 01:37:19,961 People discover things... 1303 01:37:20,002 --> 01:37:21,230 about themselves in life, don't they? 1304 01:37:21,270 --> 01:37:23,238 And they only hope that it isn't too late. 1305 01:37:23,272 --> 01:37:25,240 I don't want a nice young girl. 1306 01:37:25,274 --> 01:37:26,935 I had a nice young girl. 1307 01:37:27,943 --> 01:37:29,103 I want you. 1308 01:37:36,952 --> 01:37:38,613 I love you, Nora. 1309 01:37:46,629 --> 01:37:49,462 Come on, buddy. Are you going to order or what? 1310 01:37:56,138 --> 01:37:57,628 What will you have? 1311 01:38:03,646 --> 01:38:05,580 You got any Oak Ridge Boys? 1312 01:38:12,988 --> 01:38:15,149 Honey, I got everything you need. 1313 01:38:47,523 --> 01:38:49,150 So how's your mother? 1314 01:38:58,350 --> 01:39:01,350 Ripped by McLane 84311