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Do not be scared,
Mr. Kipling.
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It is only a movie.
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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A very realistic movie!
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This 3-D is amazing!
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I feel as though
I can reach out
and touch it!
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(SCREAMS)
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Now it is
reaching out
to touch me!
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(SCREAMING)
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Bertram!
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Evil spirits
walk among us!
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(LAUGHING)
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You got the evil
part right.
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That was awesome!
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You screamed
like a little girl.
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I did not!
I screamed like
a big, tough girl!
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And you certainly did not
scare my fearless friend,
Mr. Kipling!
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You reptilian wimp!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a partyevery day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pullingme every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changingTurning around
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♪ They got me going crazythe ground're shaking
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♪ But they took a chanceon the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let themdown, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a partyevery day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Bertram, is my new issue
of Leopard Beat here?
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One moment.
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(SCREAMING)
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What's wrong? Who's hurt?
First aid kit or ambulance?
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My Leopard Beatmagazine came!
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This month has a special feature on bra stuffing!
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"Which is better?
Tissues or socks?"
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Spoiler alert.
It's neither.
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Quilted toilet paper.
You're welcome.
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(DOORBELL BUZZING)
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What up,
penthouse!
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What up, Tony!
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Hey, Jessie,
I brought you
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a welcome to New York
"fuggeda-basket."
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Aw, thanks, Tony!
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New York subway maps,
Metro cards, and...
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pepper spray?
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Is this in case I'm
the victim of a-salt?
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(SNORING)
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Wow, he is
one sound sleeper.
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He looks so peaceful.
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I don't like it.
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(ALARM RINGING)
(SCREAMING)
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Great Ganesh!
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I am a human samosa!
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Get me down from here!
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Okay, if you say so.
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(SCREAMS)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Ow! That hurt!
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It's your fault for
sleeping on a door.
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That is it!
You have aroused my ire!
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Hey, you should thank me.
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Luke wanted to
leave you in the lobby
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in nothing but
your tighty whities.
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Luke, you are treading
on dangerous ground.
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Ever heard
of karma?
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I have!
It's my favorite topping
on a sundae.
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Not caramel, karma.
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The concept that
if you are good,
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the universe will
reward you.
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But if you are bad,
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the Universe will
beat you like
a rented water buffalo.
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Oh! So you're saying
it would be bad
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if I did something
like this?
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(BLOWING)
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(SPEAKING LOUDLY)
Yes! That is an excellent
example of bad!
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You know,
this is really
nice of Tony.
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Nice and obvious.
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Tony's in love.
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It's all here
Leopard Beat.
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"Surefire Signs
a Guy is Crushing
On You.
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"First,
he'll surprise you
with presents."
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Tony gave you
the fuggeda-basket.
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"Second, he'll laugh
at your jokes."
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Tony laughed
when you said,
"Victim of a-salt."
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Yeah, because
it was funny.
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No. It wasn't.
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Leopard Beat is
never wrong.
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It's my roadmap
to womanhood.
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Your roadmap has
a hologram poster
of Taylor Lautner.
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I know!
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When you turn it this way,
his shirt comes off.
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Off, on.
Off, on.
Off, on.
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Wanna see?
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Pass.
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Look, even if Tony
does like me,
I'm not going to date him.
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I learned back in Texas
never to date someone
you work with.
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Aw! Did you get
your heart broken
by a rodeo clown?
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Actually, yes.
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I was referring
to last summer,
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when I was working at
Senor Cluck's Chickateria.
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Everything was just fine
until I broke up with the
assistant manager, Buck Cluck.
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That's when he assigned me
to the plucking pit.
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You had to pluck
chicken eyebrows?
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No.
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I spent the rest of the summer
knee-deep in beaks, claws,
and chicken guts.
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Which, by the way,
was our 99 cent combo.
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O-M-G!
Tony's in the lobby!
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F-Y-I.
That's his job!
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Wait! Wait!
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There's a chart in here
to show how much
a boy likes you.
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Another way to tell is if
he gives you his toy from
his extra value meal.
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It says in here
if he touches you from
shoulder to elbow,
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you're in
the friend zone.
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Elbow to wrist,
the transitional zone.
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And wrist to fingertips
means he's about to
hold your hand,
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which is
the romance zone!
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As long as he
doesn't touch
my end zone.
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Yo, Jessie!
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Check out the addition
to my uniform.
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I got epaulets!
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He's upgrading
his wardrobe.
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Leopard Beat'ssurefire sign number fourthat he's crushing on you.
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I wouldn't call
that an upgrade.
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He looks like he's
guarding the Wizard of Oz.
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So, what do you
got there?
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We're organizing
Emma's closet.
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Again.
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We got shoe boxes,
sweater boxes, hat boxes,
jewelry boxes,
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and a box
for my socks.
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Ooh! That rhymes!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Yeah. And the party
continues, 'cause
tomorrow is hanger day.
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Jessie, let me help you.
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Thank you.
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Did you see that?
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He went right
for your hands!
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He skipped two zones!
He's a zone skipper!
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Oh, my gosh!
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Emma, relax.
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It's not like
he's asking me out
or anything.
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Hey, Jessie,
wanna have lunch in
the park tomorrow?
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Well...
She'd love to!
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Right, Jessie?
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I would love to,
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but I can't miss
hanger day.
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You're excused.
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Awesome.
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See you tomorrow.
Mmm-hmm.
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I'm thinking of
a lobby-themed wedding.
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What are
you thinking?
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You don't want
to know what I'm
thinking.
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Jessie! You're gonna
be late for your date
with Tony!
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So, how do I look?
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Like Cinderella...
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before the bibbity
bobbity-boo.
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Perfect!
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These clothes will make
Tony think of me as
just one of the guys,
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and then he'll
never ask me for
another date.
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Look, Jessie,
no matter how badly
you dress,
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or how dorky
your hair looks...
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My hair always
looks like this.
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Oops.
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Tony's still going
to try to kiss you.
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And then you'll
start dating...
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And knowing my history,
we'll have a hideous breakup,
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and I'll have to walk up
30 flights of stairs
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so I don't have to pass
Tony in the lobby!
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So you don't like
Tony at all?
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Have you seen
his new epaulets?
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Yes, Zuri,
and they're lovely,
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but I'm not getting
involved with him.
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Or his sparkling
blue eyes,
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or those
perfect, full lips
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that just make a gal
melt like butter
on hot Texas asphalt...
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(PANTING)
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And I'm back.
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Ooh! My turn!
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I don't like
this game.
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00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,687
Hey, Ravi,
what you looking at?
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A photographer in the park
taking pictures of women
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wearing only the tiniest
of triangles as clothes.
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Bikini shoot?
Out of my way!
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What bikinis?
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Ew! Bertram!
Put on a shirt!
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(WINGS FLAPPING)
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Ew, gross!
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(WINGS FLAPPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Ravi!
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Uh-oh!
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Sorry, Luke.
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00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:10,063
Looks like your
bad karma has
come home to roost.
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I brought mortadel,
mozzarel, pasta fazool,
gabagool...
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00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:25,719
Whoa! Are those
food items or are you
trying to cast a spell?
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00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:29,922
You are
one funny girl.
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Curse my sparkling wit.
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00:11:32,987 --> 00:11:34,655
Give me that!
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00:11:36,013 --> 00:11:38,718
Whoa! I've never
seen a girl eat
like that.
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Except my Aunt Sophia.
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She can unhinge her jaw
like an anaconda.
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00:11:45,648 --> 00:11:48,713
Well, just think of me
as one of the guys.
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You're the prettiest guy
I ever saw.
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00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,006
Except for Zac Efron.
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I'd have to call that
a jump ball.
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♪ La donna e mobile
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♪ Dusting the dust away
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♪ Happy am I today
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♪ No childrenin my way ♪
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(SCREAMS)
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Bertram!
The weirdest thing
just happened to me!
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00:12:18,716 --> 00:12:21,881
I was in the park
and a pack of squirrels
attacked me!
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00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:25,585
You probably
provoked them.
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00:12:26,883 --> 00:12:28,910
No, no,
I was just
standing there!
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With you,
that's enough.
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First pigeon poop,
now bloodthirsty squirrels.
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00:12:36,947 --> 00:12:39,843
Maybe Ravi's right!
This is bad karma.
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00:12:39,873 --> 00:12:41,810
The universe is out
to destroy me!
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00:12:43,008 --> 00:12:44,905
Now, will that be
happening before dinner?
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00:12:44,935 --> 00:12:47,002
Because I need to
get a head count.
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The great and powerful Ravi
will see you now.
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(SITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
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Luke, I have been
expecting you.
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What is all this?
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You have just
entered my lair.
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Dude, it's
the screening room.
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True, but it doubles
as my lair.
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00:13:10,725 --> 00:13:12,691
Okay. Isn't a lair
usually like
underground and...
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I tell you it is a lair!
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Just go with it.
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Okay.
Not the point.
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Ravi, I need your
help to get rid of
my bad karma.
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I will help you.
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First, admit to me
that this is a lair.
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Fine, it's a lair!
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Very good.
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00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:38,471
Now, to restore
your good karma,
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you must make amends
to those you have wronged.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mr. Kipling, I'm sorry
for what I did to you.
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But your tail
did grow back.
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(HISSING)
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What are you doing?
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Hush, child!
The master is at work.
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00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:09,762
Your karma is dirtier
than the bottom
of Mr. Kipling's cage
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after taco Tuesday.
252
00:14:16,492 --> 00:14:18,818
Okay! What about
Zuri's karma?
253
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,414
I mean,
she helped me
prank you.
254
00:14:21,454 --> 00:14:23,521
I already got
my caramel cleaned.
255
00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,418
I handled my business.
256
00:14:31,378 --> 00:14:34,414
How the heck is
giving you and your
lizard pedicures
257
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:35,642
going to help
my karma?
258
00:14:37,808 --> 00:14:40,844
Do not question
the sacred laws
of karma!
259
00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:45,636
And do not
miss the callus
on his pinkie claw.
260
00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:52,635
Ravi, how much longer
until my bad karma
is erased?
261
00:14:52,665 --> 00:14:53,803
(THUNDER CRASHING)
262
00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,433
Not long.
You just have to do
one more thing.
263
00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:01,631
Let me guess.
264
00:15:01,661 --> 00:15:04,357
Mr. Kipling needs
a deep tissue massage?
265
00:15:05,595 --> 00:15:08,291
Well, yes,
but I have a guy
who does that.
266
00:15:09,758 --> 00:15:11,326
It's me.
267
00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:15,719
I'm saving up
for a car.
268
00:15:15,759 --> 00:15:17,686
So I can
run myself over.
269
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,246
(THUNDER CRASHING)
270
00:15:24,286 --> 00:15:27,610
Luke, take all valuables
out of your pockets.
271
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:30,546
You are about to get
a karma wash.
272
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,576
Okay.
That rain came out
of nowhere.
273
00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:39,342
Yeah, good thing I
found this umbrella.
274
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,469
Found? It was attached
to a hotdog cart.
275
00:15:43,705 --> 00:15:45,303
Boy, was he mad.
276
00:15:46,701 --> 00:15:50,235
Who knew sauerkraut
could be used
as a weapon?
277
00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:53,400
You know, Jessie,
I really had
a great time today.
278
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,397
EMMA: Tony's goingto try to kiss you.
279
00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:56,665
JESSIE: I'll have to walkup 30 flights of stairs
280
00:15:56,695 --> 00:15:58,532
so I don't have to passTony in the lobby!
281
00:15:58,562 --> 00:16:01,428
Plucking pit. Beaks,claws, and chicken guts.
282
00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:04,163
Guts. Guts.
283
00:16:04,193 --> 00:16:05,421
No!
284
00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:06,560
(SCREAMING)
285
00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:08,586
Mace in the face!
286
00:16:10,194 --> 00:16:11,552
Why did you do that?
287
00:16:11,592 --> 00:16:16,185
Because I'm trying to
keep things from being
awkward between us!
288
00:16:16,224 --> 00:16:20,248
The only thing that
could make it more awkward
is if I lost a limb!
289
00:16:20,288 --> 00:16:23,313
Come on!
All day long you've been
trying to get with this.
290
00:16:24,412 --> 00:16:26,319
What are you
talking about?
291
00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:28,545
First, you bring
a romantic picnic.
292
00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:32,409
They were leftovers
from my ma's poker game!
293
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,145
Then, you said I was
one of the two prettiest
guys you'd ever seen.
294
00:16:35,175 --> 00:16:36,573
That's not exactly
a compliment!
295
00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:40,177
Then, you tried to kiss me.
296
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,234
I was just reaching
for my jacket!
297
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,239
Oh.
298
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,565
Well, then...
299
00:16:49,273 --> 00:16:50,331
This is awkward.
300
00:16:54,395 --> 00:16:56,462
Wait, wait, wait.
If you don't want
to kiss me,
301
00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:58,359
why did you invite
me out to the park?
302
00:16:58,398 --> 00:17:01,394
Because you're
new in town and you
don't have any friends.
303
00:17:01,424 --> 00:17:02,492
And now I know why.
304
00:17:07,225 --> 00:17:08,223
Aw!
305
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,317
I can't stand to
see him like that.
306
00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:19,416
There, that's better.
307
00:17:22,451 --> 00:17:25,247
Man! It's raining
cats and dogs
out there.
308
00:17:25,286 --> 00:17:26,515
Really?
309
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:30,079
You go dry off and
I will call animal control.
310
00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:32,505
LUKE:
Ravi, can I
come in now?
311
00:17:33,374 --> 00:17:34,512
Was that Luke?
312
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:37,208
Oh, no.
You are hearing things.
313
00:17:37,238 --> 00:17:40,273
You need a nice,
long rest.
314
00:17:40,303 --> 00:17:42,170
Far away from
the terrace.
315
00:17:47,432 --> 00:17:51,096
Luke, are you taking
a shower on the terrace?
316
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,263
Of course not.
That would be stupid.
317
00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:55,100
I'm cleaning my karma.
318
00:17:56,498 --> 00:17:59,263
Get in here.
319
00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:02,059
Ravi, please tell me
it worked.
320
00:18:02,099 --> 00:18:04,255
Yes, yes.
Your karma is clear.
All is well. Goodbye.
321
00:18:04,295 --> 00:18:06,123
Uh-uh-uh!
322
00:18:06,163 --> 00:18:08,319
Not so fast, Ravi.
323
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:12,123
Luke, you go upstairs
and get out of these
clothes, okay?
324
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,019
Luke!
325
00:18:15,987 --> 00:18:18,184
Here is your GameBuddy.
326
00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:20,181
It's all right, man.
You can keep it.
327
00:18:20,221 --> 00:18:22,048
Really?
Yeah.
328
00:18:22,088 --> 00:18:24,244
I mean, after all,
you helped me out
with my karma problem
329
00:18:24,284 --> 00:18:26,211
even though
I pranked you.
330
00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:28,048
You're a really
good brother.
331
00:18:37,044 --> 00:18:40,109
Ravi, what have you
been up to?
332
00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:41,268
Nothing.
333
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:47,039
Stop!
Your eyes bore
into my soul
334
00:18:47,069 --> 00:18:50,004
like the merciless gaze
of all-knowing Kali!
335
00:18:53,029 --> 00:18:54,926
I've been working
on that look.
336
00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:57,293
Now spill!
337
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,198
Okay.
338
00:19:00,228 --> 00:19:02,794
Luke played a bunch
of mean tricks on me
so I got him back
339
00:19:02,824 --> 00:19:04,861
by telling him
unless he cleaned up
his karma,
340
00:19:04,891 --> 00:19:06,987
the universe would
give him a total
smackdown.
341
00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:09,893
And did it?
342
00:19:09,923 --> 00:19:12,788
Oh, yes,
with a little help
from me!
343
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,983
I sprinkled high
fiber bread crumbs
on the terrace
344
00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:18,849
so the pigeons
would poop on him,
345
00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:21,085
and then,
I smeared peanut butter
on his clothes
346
00:19:21,115 --> 00:19:23,282
so the squirrels
would attack him.
347
00:19:25,179 --> 00:19:26,916
I can be quite impish.
348
00:19:29,113 --> 00:19:31,010
But how did you know
it was gonna rain?
349
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,804
Oh, that really was karma.
350
00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:36,272
You think
I make this stuff up?
351
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,873
Look, Ravi,
in the future,
352
00:19:41,903 --> 00:19:44,868
if you have trouble with
your brothers and sisters,
just come to me.
353
00:19:44,898 --> 00:19:49,201
And you will
come down on them
like the rains of Ranchipur?
354
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:54,763
Or we'll talk through it
and work it through
together as a family.
355
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:55,961
Promise?
356
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:58,157
Promise.
Good.
357
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,123
That said, peanut
butter in the pants?
Well played!
358
00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:04,058
What!
What!
359
00:20:06,195 --> 00:20:09,859
So, how'd your
date with Tony go?
360
00:20:09,889 --> 00:20:12,116
I think I
smell romance.
361
00:20:13,783 --> 00:20:14,781
That's sauerkraut.
362
00:20:15,989 --> 00:20:18,745
There is no romance
with Tony.
363
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,982
And there never will be.
364
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,018
I can't believe
Leopard Beatwas wrong.
365
00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:25,145
I'm never reading again.
366
00:20:27,242 --> 00:20:28,879
That's what
you've learned?
367
00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:36,907
Oh, hello, Taylor!
368
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,073
Off, on.
369
00:20:39,942 --> 00:20:42,169
Off, on.
370
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,964
Off, on.
Off...
371
00:20:45,004 --> 00:20:49,737
So, the whole day,
I was just trying to
be friends, you know?
372
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:53,930
But then Jessie looked
so pretty with the raindrops
in her hair,
373
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,796
I went in for a kiss,
and then, bam!
374
00:20:56,826 --> 00:20:59,961
She pepper sprayed me!
375
00:20:59,991 --> 00:21:02,726
I tried to play it off
like I was just reaching
for my jacket,
376
00:21:02,756 --> 00:21:04,693
but it was
really awkward.
377
00:21:05,123 --> 00:21:07,060
So what should
I do now?
378
00:21:08,118 --> 00:21:10,983
I don't know
and I don't care.
379
00:21:11,023 --> 00:21:13,919
I just came down
for the mail.
380
00:21:22,016 --> 00:21:23,644
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
381
00:21:23,684 --> 00:21:25,012
(SLICING SOUND)
(ALL EXCLAIM)
382
00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,877
This is really scary.
383
00:21:28,676 --> 00:21:30,014
I told you.
384
00:21:31,881 --> 00:21:33,977
Guys, it's just a movie.
385
00:21:34,007 --> 00:21:35,635
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(METAL CLANKS)
386
00:21:35,675 --> 00:21:37,802
Hold my hand!
387
00:21:37,841 --> 00:21:40,637
Girl, don't you go
in that graveyard.
388
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,905
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
389
00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:43,932
(METAL SLICING)
(ALL GROAN)
390
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,897
I tried to warn her.
391
00:21:48,764 --> 00:21:49,863
(GROWLING)
392
00:21:49,903 --> 00:21:51,700
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
393
00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:53,697
Wait.
It is just Luke
trying to prank us.
394
00:21:54,925 --> 00:21:56,023
I'm right here.
395
00:21:56,892 --> 00:21:58,889
Then who is that?
396
00:21:58,928 --> 00:22:00,696
(MOANING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
397
00:22:09,592 --> 00:22:11,589
Finally,
my program.tch
398
00:22:11,619 --> 00:22:12,747
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
399
00:22:13,655 --> 00:22:14,684
(CHANGES CHANNEL)
400
00:22:14,714 --> 00:22:16,621
(GROWLS)
401
00:22:16,651 --> 00:22:18,678
Hey, I was
watching that.
402
00:22:18,718 --> 00:22:19,816
(HISSING)
403
00:22:21,613 --> 00:22:22,851
Okay, okay.
404
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:25,976
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