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COCKEREL CROWS
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in nasty situations.'
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SONG: I Have A Dream by Abba
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♪ I have a dream
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♪ A song to sing
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♪ To help me cope with anything
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♪ And my destination
makes it worthwhile
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♪ Pushing through the darkness
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♪ Still another mile
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ Something good in everything I see
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ When I know the time
is right for me
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♪ I'll cross the stream
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♪ I have a dream
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♪ I have a dream... ♪
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'Let's play Botherguts!'
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VIOLIN PLAYS
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'Hey, come on!
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'Three, two, one!
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'Go! Whoo-hoo!
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'Chuck her a bun!
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'Not hungry?! That's a first, hey?!
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'Come on!
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'That'd hurt!
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(LAUGHS) Brilliant!
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(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
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Ah, fucking brilliant, that!
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Um, that one does that sometimes.
Hang on.
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There's a little knob
in here somewhere.
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Almost the only real thing in there,
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and even that's grown
in a Petri dish.
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Thank you.
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VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS
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SEXY MUSIC PLAYS
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'Hmm. Oh, ah.
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'Hmm. Licking my pussy.'
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut!
Cheers for the reflection!
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One minute I'm in slitsville,
the next there's a haunted pig
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gawping at me. They may as well
have cut to a war crime!
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(LAUGHS)
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Pie ape!
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You see that?
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Fucking pie ape!
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(MAN COUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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He'll be in lemon
and all before long!
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GUNSHOTS
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'Selma Telse.'
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♪ Destination! ♪
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'Howie Mandelbrot.'
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'Toy Soldiers'
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'Each headlines their own content on
one of your eight daylight streams.
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'But they started here, like you.
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'Putting their back into giving
back for a brighter now.
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'Each paying their dues like you,
hoping to become a hot shot.'
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♪ Pushing through the darkness.
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♪ Still another mile. ♪
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'That wasn't good...
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'..that was beyond incredible!'
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♪ I believe in angels... ♪
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'You decide the victors,
you control their fates,
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'you make the call on Hot Shots.
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ When I know the time
is right for me... ♪
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situations.
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'So let's view it.'
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.'
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SEXY MUSIC
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'You are going to see it all.'
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'Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL.
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'Hey, what else were you planning
to do with that hand?'
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'You lick my pussy, baby.
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'Oh, I turn you on!
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'Oh!'
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'Hi, I'm Roxy, hello.
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'Hi, I'm Evie.'
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COCKEREL CROWS
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LIFT BINGS
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Didn't let him sign in.
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Told him to report to 22 down.
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Told ya!
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He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck!
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What do you think?
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It's a bit much.
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Yeah.
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'Best thing about my new lifestyle?
Um, where do I start?
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'I love choosing my own clothes
and I love gold.
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'I feel like it really
expresses who I really am
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'and I love looking over outside.
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'It's so beautiful sometimes, I just
wish that everyone could see it.'
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Oh, nice outfit(!)
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Suits you. (LAUGHS)
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'Well, honesty is ruthless
so I suppose it's just honesty...
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'ruthless honesty.'
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URINATING
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♪ You can blame me
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♪ Try to shame me
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♪ Still long to have you
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♪ The world may think I'm foolish
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♪ They can't see you
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♪ Like I can
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♪ Oh, but anyone
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♪ Who knows what love is
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♪ Will understand
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Drying my hands.
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Impressive.
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(MAN SPITS AND FARTS)
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Have fun...
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I mean, on the...
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'Hey, regular user!
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situation.
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'Select view... '
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Dick.
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(GUNSHOT NOISES)
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GUNFIRE
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Detritus. Sorry.
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(MUMBLES)
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♪ Who knows what love is?
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♪ We'll understand
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♪ To do...
LOUD MUSIC AND VOICEOVER
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AUDIO STOPS
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♪ Any more
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♪ Who knows what love is?
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♪ We'll understand. ♪
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MACHINE BEEPS
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Come on!
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Wait. There's a knack to it.
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- You'll take your fingers off.
- Trust me.
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ITEM DROPS INSIDE MACHINE
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Smart.
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Bing Manson.
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Short for Bingham.
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Abi Carner.
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Short for Abi Carner.
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You're a new person.
I've not seen you.
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I just went 21 last week.
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I wanted to go to Airdale
My sister's there, but...
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It's full, apparently.
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Proper fruit.
It was worth the risk.
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The most natural thing in there's
probably grown in a Petri dish.
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Yeah.
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Quite good, though.
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Yeah. That's the right way round.
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When you get the cheap one,
you end up having to pedal it off.
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Then you want more sugar. Then
you're playing catch-up and I've...
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I've been there.
It's a vicious circle.
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00:18:42,743 --> 00:18:44,671
Can't you just use that CPT app?
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What's that?
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This cognitive behavioural thing.
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It realigns your thinking
to pick healthy food.
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Whispers you into it
while you sleep.
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Yeah, I should try that, yeah.
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I liked your singing the other day.
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I was trying to sing
so no-one could hear me pee.
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I'm not Selma or anything.
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You've got a phenomenal voice.
It was the most beautiful song...
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Y... You think I'm being cheesy?
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All right, I am being cheesy.
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But it was beautiful, so, you know...
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Reality's cheesy sometimes.
Not often, admittedly, but...
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Now.
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Yeah...
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Well, thank you.
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It's just noises, though.
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Noises in the right order.
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Don't downplay... you're good.
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The song's good. It's old.
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My mum used to sing it
and she learnt it from her mum.
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A hand-me-down.
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You thought of trying out
for Hot Shot?
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(LAUGHS) Me?
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Why not?
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Singing in front of Judge Hope?
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I'd die! Seriously, I'd be halfway
to the afterlife come the chorus.
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No, you'd walk it.
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A) I wouldn't.
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And B)... I don't have
that clockage.
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It's, what, 12 mil just to enter?
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What kind of bike time is that?
Six months?
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- Yeah, but...
- I'm hand to mouth.
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I know people save and stuff
to get onto that stage
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and then there's what Selma did.
But, you know what?
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- I'd rather not give myself...
- Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.
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The full 12, I'll gift it.
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Don't be ridiculous!
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Seriously, I've got it spare.
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You've got 12 mil spare?
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My brother left it me.
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Own a channel, does he?
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No, he...
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He died.
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He... He died last year,
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so it got transferred to me.
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Just over six months' worth,
but I've kept it.
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00:21:27,993 --> 00:21:29,845
Why don't you spend it on you, then?
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00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:32,668
And buy what? Some new shoes
for my doppel to wear?
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I don't know, upgrade your MOS...
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Or get a Fat Attack season pass?
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00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,515
Buy one of those wall buddies.
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The new ones that talk to you after
shutting and solve your problems.
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They guide your dreams, like gurus.
It's amazing, really, what they can do.
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00:21:48,965 --> 00:21:52,515
A mirror plug-in? That shows me how I
look as a werewolf? What's the point?
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- I know it can be quite funny.
- It's all just stuff. It's...
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It's stuff, it's confetti, it's...
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You've got something real.
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00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:08,159
What better to spend it on?
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00:22:08,284 --> 00:22:10,348
You heard me singing in a toilet.
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00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:13,035
Is that real?
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00:22:13,036 --> 00:22:15,514
More than anything that's
happened all year.
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00:22:19,613 --> 00:22:22,225
I can't take that kind of clockage
off someone.
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It's 12 mils, no way.
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Let me do this.
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I... I look around here, I just...
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I just want something real to happen.
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Just once.
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I'd mess up.
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You wouldn't. I don't care anyway.
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I'll go with you.
I'll be able to force you.
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I'll force you to go.
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It's tomorrow.
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Come on!
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Say yes.
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I'll go as far as to say, "OK."
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Which proves acceptable.
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00:23:19,956 --> 00:23:21,352
Thank God for that.
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Walking away now.
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00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,407
You loon!
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I can live with it!
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(SIGHS)
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00:24:03,165 --> 00:24:05,341
I'd love to fucking ruin that
and all.
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00:24:33,516 --> 00:24:34,822
What?
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15?
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A flippin' joke...
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(LAUGHS)
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LOUD MUSIC AND SOUND EFFECTS
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'New from Wraith Babes.
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'The hottest girls
in the nastiest situations.'
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Oh, yeah! Ooh!
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(SIGHS)
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Can't believe I'm doing this.
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00:26:14,483 --> 00:26:15,791
I am doing this.
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00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:20,700
I can't be doing this.
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00:26:20,725 --> 00:26:22,242
Can you trade it back?
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00:26:22,676 --> 00:26:23,991
The ticket?
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00:26:24,284 --> 00:26:25,366
Don't be mad.
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00:26:26,142 --> 00:26:28,741
It's a lot of pressure
to put someone under, you know.
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00:26:28,765 --> 00:26:31,860
Don't think I'm not grateful.
But it's, it's just...
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You're babbling.
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I'm babbling.
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I made you this.
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You never get to keep them more
than a day, but there it is, anyway.
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It folds flat.
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So you can keep them
in your waistband.
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Thank you.
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It's, you know...
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00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:14,803
something.
266
00:27:45,152 --> 00:27:46,593
Face the screen, please.
267
00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:52,995
Is he your Friends And Family
allocation?
268
00:27:53,867 --> 00:27:55,173
(Yeah).
269
00:27:55,546 --> 00:27:56,866
Hand, please.
270
00:27:58,109 --> 00:27:59,110
Oh!!
271
00:27:59,532 --> 00:28:01,123
That's not permanent, is it?
272
00:28:01,248 --> 00:28:02,635
Oh, no. Two months max.
273
00:28:02,726 --> 00:28:04,894
Round to the right,
and through the scanner.
274
00:28:08,276 --> 00:28:10,542
VOCAL EXERCISES
275
00:28:29,372 --> 00:28:30,680
Where do we go now?
276
00:28:31,312 --> 00:28:32,624
You wait here.
277
00:28:33,676 --> 00:28:34,977
How long?
278
00:28:39,638 --> 00:28:40,940
So, what do we do?
279
00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:42,235
I don't know.
280
00:28:43,396 --> 00:28:45,171
Hey, hey, hey.
Fuck off.
281
00:28:50,039 --> 00:28:51,671
Her with the dark hair?
282
00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:53,546
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one.
283
00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:56,475
Yup. OK. Move.
284
00:28:57,839 --> 00:28:59,484
They want to preview you.
285
00:29:00,181 --> 00:29:01,915
- What?
- Preview. Come on.
286
00:29:02,364 --> 00:29:03,919
- He's with me.
- Hand?
287
00:29:05,841 --> 00:29:07,164
Show me your hand.
288
00:29:07,693 --> 00:29:08,995
OK. You, too.
289
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,421
That's not fair.
She's new. That's not fair.
290
00:29:11,425 --> 00:29:12,935
I don't pick the order.
291
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:15,664
I've waited here all week,
and she's just walked in.
292
00:29:15,743 --> 00:29:19,558
Everyone will get seen eventually.
I don't pick the order.
293
00:29:19,566 --> 00:29:21,042
But I'm a good singer.
294
00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:23,666
I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am.
295
00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:26,016
- Stand aside.
- It's not fair!
296
00:29:27,086 --> 00:29:28,391
It's not fair!
297
00:29:34,204 --> 00:29:36,480
- Next lot.
- Stand there.
298
00:29:41,102 --> 00:29:43,620
Would you like to be as big as Salma
one day?
299
00:29:43,985 --> 00:29:46,849
Erm...
Yeah, I mean...
300
00:29:46,874 --> 00:29:48,115
Could you say that
301
00:29:48,116 --> 00:29:50,713
as a self-contained sentence
into that screen?
302
00:29:53,236 --> 00:29:55,755
I guess I'd like to be
as big as Salma one day.
303
00:29:55,756 --> 00:29:57,715
OK. Proceed to stage area.
304
00:29:58,540 --> 00:29:59,846
Are we done?
305
00:30:02,882 --> 00:30:04,921
- Both performing?
- Just her.
306
00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:07,555
- Okay... and what are you?
- Singer.
307
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,707
- Cuppliance?
- No, thanks.
308
00:30:09,832 --> 00:30:12,932
A-ha. Yes, thanks!
It's compulsory for all contestants.
309
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:15,474
More to the point,
it'll stop you puking with nerves.
310
00:30:15,528 --> 00:30:17,724
- She's got to perform.
- Well, mmm(!)
311
00:30:18,147 --> 00:30:20,145
Look, just sip it, you'll be fine.
312
00:30:24,759 --> 00:30:26,753
Just a touch of light foam.
It'll pass.
313
00:30:26,878 --> 00:30:28,302
Make the most of it.
314
00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,273
You can't get this stuff
anywhere else.
315
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,275
You OK?
Yeah.
316
00:30:32,276 --> 00:30:33,585
You OK?
317
00:30:36,358 --> 00:30:37,673
Yeah. Just, erm...
318
00:30:38,788 --> 00:30:42,795
I don't know. Things are just
wider apart. I'm fine.
319
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,161
- Really?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
320
00:30:47,076 --> 00:30:48,482
Right. You're on.
321
00:31:06,242 --> 00:31:07,809
A little closer, please.
322
00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:13,873
Little closer.
323
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,676
Into the light, love.
324
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,248
- And who're we looking at here?
- Abi Khan.
325
00:31:30,882 --> 00:31:33,257
What are you going
to do for us today, Abi?
326
00:31:33,842 --> 00:31:35,235
I'm going to sing.
327
00:31:35,236 --> 00:31:36,695
You speak up, love.
328
00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:38,166
We don't bite.
329
00:31:39,782 --> 00:31:41,088
I'm going to sing.
330
00:31:41,476 --> 00:31:45,115
Hey, would you mind
lifting up your top for me?
331
00:31:46,668 --> 00:31:48,372
Can you take off your top?
332
00:31:48,387 --> 00:31:50,377
I want to check out those titties.
333
00:31:50,502 --> 00:31:51,558
Woo-hoo-hoo!
334
00:31:51,559 --> 00:31:52,867
Oh!
335
00:31:53,924 --> 00:31:55,627
Come on. Mucho feranto.
336
00:31:57,025 --> 00:31:58,654
Ah! No titties?
337
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,599
She says she's here to sing.
338
00:32:02,236 --> 00:32:04,555
I got to see
those titties, though.
339
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,075
Come on, girl.
340
00:32:06,076 --> 00:32:07,422
I mean, damn!
341
00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:08,795
Heh-heh-heh.
342
00:32:09,156 --> 00:32:10,475
You hot.
343
00:32:10,952 --> 00:32:13,414
Please, just sing for us.
344
00:32:19,702 --> 00:32:21,007
♪ Anyone
345
00:32:23,762 --> 00:32:25,093
♪ Anyone
346
00:32:26,809 --> 00:32:29,321
♪ You can blame me
347
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,835
♪ Try to shame me
348
00:32:33,836 --> 00:32:37,835
♪ And still I'll care for you
349
00:32:42,839 --> 00:32:45,226
♪ You can run around
350
00:32:46,826 --> 00:32:49,114
♪ Even put me down
351
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:53,932
♪ Still I'll be there for you
352
00:32:59,036 --> 00:33:04,486
♪ The world may think I'm foolish
353
00:33:04,956 --> 00:33:08,409
♪ They can't see you
354
00:33:09,207 --> 00:33:11,551
♪ Like I can
355
00:33:12,226 --> 00:33:15,675
♪ Oh, but anyone
356
00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:19,540
♪ Who knows what love is
357
00:33:21,486 --> 00:33:25,502
♪ Will understand
358
00:33:29,578 --> 00:33:30,883
♪ Anyone
359
00:33:33,134 --> 00:33:35,136
♪ Anyone
360
00:33:38,316 --> 00:33:40,794
♪ I just feel so sorry
361
00:33:42,756 --> 00:33:47,753
♪ For the ones who pity me
362
00:33:52,876 --> 00:33:54,195
♪ Anyone
363
00:33:54,196 --> 00:33:56,915
♪ Cos they just don't know
364
00:33:56,916 --> 00:33:57,955
♪ Anyone
365
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:03,692
♪ Oh, they don't know
What happiness and love can be
366
00:34:10,076 --> 00:34:15,091
♪ I know
I know to ever let you go
367
00:34:15,216 --> 00:34:21,351
♪ Oh, is more than I could ever stand
368
00:34:21,989 --> 00:34:25,475
♪ Oh, but anyone
369
00:34:26,516 --> 00:34:29,466
♪ Who knows what love is
370
00:34:31,396 --> 00:34:35,913
♪ Will understand... ♪
371
00:34:36,757 --> 00:34:38,647
OK. I'm going to stop you there.
372
00:34:40,238 --> 00:34:41,454
That was...
373
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:43,764
without a doubt...
374
00:34:46,436 --> 00:34:50,235
probably the best piece of singing
we've had this season.
375
00:34:50,462 --> 00:34:52,414
Yes! Well done!
376
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:56,715
CHEERING
377
00:34:57,636 --> 00:34:58,945
Fair play.
378
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,795
But I have to say...
379
00:35:03,796 --> 00:35:05,807
BOOING
380
00:35:05,932 --> 00:35:07,785
No. No, no, no.
I have to say,
381
00:35:08,643 --> 00:35:09,951
actually,
382
00:35:09,965 --> 00:35:11,606
I'm with Rafe on this one.
383
00:35:13,173 --> 00:35:15,715
Good though your voice is...
and it is good.
384
00:35:16,227 --> 00:35:18,915
It's not the most magical sound
in the world.
385
00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:20,481
It's just... good.
386
00:35:21,732 --> 00:35:24,530
I don't think anyone's
really hearing it.
387
00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:27,154
Certainly not the guys
in the audience.
388
00:35:27,439 --> 00:35:30,635
These looks you got going on
kind of get in the way.
389
00:35:31,132 --> 00:35:33,408
Men will want you.
Women will hate you.
390
00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,513
All the time you're on stage.
391
00:35:36,838 --> 00:35:38,591
Couldn't help picturing you.
392
00:35:39,521 --> 00:35:41,035
In an erotic scenario.
393
00:35:41,036 --> 00:35:42,350
CHEERING
394
00:35:42,363 --> 00:35:44,763
Getting pretty turned on,
if I'm honest.
395
00:35:48,636 --> 00:35:49,951
Right.
396
00:35:50,076 --> 00:35:51,760
You've got this pure beauty
397
00:35:52,419 --> 00:35:54,546
What seems to be
a knockout figure.
398
00:35:55,242 --> 00:35:58,195
And this sort of interesting
innocence going on.
399
00:35:58,205 --> 00:36:00,655
That's something I think
Rafe's erotica channels
400
00:36:00,664 --> 00:36:02,315
could really play with.
401
00:36:02,316 --> 00:36:04,835
Absolutely. That's what I thought
402
00:36:04,836 --> 00:36:06,235
the moment I saw you.
403
00:36:06,413 --> 00:36:07,715
The moment.
404
00:36:08,256 --> 00:36:11,595
I'd watch. I don't know a man here
who wouldn't.
405
00:36:11,596 --> 00:36:14,071
To be honest,
some of us girls might join you.
406
00:36:14,196 --> 00:36:17,731
CHEERING
407
00:36:18,011 --> 00:36:19,342
Get off me!
408
00:36:19,467 --> 00:36:20,784
Don't! Abi!
409
00:36:21,919 --> 00:36:24,146
No! Abi! Abi!
410
00:36:24,271 --> 00:36:26,275
I don't think that's quite...
411
00:36:28,601 --> 00:36:33,153
You will never have to pedal again.
Not one minute.
412
00:36:34,127 --> 00:36:36,341
We could really work with you.
413
00:36:36,466 --> 00:36:39,611
Last year we had
singers, singers, singers.
414
00:36:39,972 --> 00:36:41,174
So many singers.
415
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,033
So, to be a singer you have to be
truly exceptional
416
00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:48,235
There's just no slots left
for an above average singer.
417
00:36:48,236 --> 00:36:50,955
Not for the next few years,
at least. Charity?
418
00:36:50,956 --> 00:36:53,838
No. Saturation point, singer-wise.
419
00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:57,011
Listen. We said,
right from the start.
420
00:36:57,276 --> 00:36:59,711
We'll go with something
different this season.
421
00:36:59,836 --> 00:37:01,751
That's why he's on the panel!
422
00:37:02,435 --> 00:37:05,780
She would be a star on our stream.
423
00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:07,635
A star.
424
00:37:08,287 --> 00:37:09,592
On his...
425
00:37:11,030 --> 00:37:12,675
You're furniture, at best.
426
00:37:12,676 --> 00:37:15,538
Forget about all the shame,
and all that ppht-ppht-tew.
427
00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:17,995
We medicate against that.
428
00:37:17,996 --> 00:37:20,316
You will have pleasure forever.
429
00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:22,903
Realistically, sweetheart,
it is that,
430
00:37:23,236 --> 00:37:24,542
or the bike.
431
00:37:27,992 --> 00:37:29,330
I, I don't think...
432
00:37:29,338 --> 00:37:31,358
This is starting to annoy me.
433
00:37:31,799 --> 00:37:34,907
Who do you think is powering
that spotlight?
434
00:37:40,845 --> 00:37:42,797
Millions of people. That's who.
435
00:37:43,282 --> 00:37:45,459
All of them, out there, right now.
436
00:37:46,426 --> 00:37:48,639
Putting in an honest day
on the bike,
437
00:37:48,656 --> 00:37:51,126
while you stand in the light
they're generating
438
00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:52,309
and dither.
439
00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:53,972
You know what?
440
00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:58,103
They would give anything.
Do anything to be where you are now.
441
00:37:58,775 --> 00:38:00,080
Am I right?!
442
00:38:00,205 --> 00:38:03,183
CHEERING
443
00:38:03,308 --> 00:38:06,566
You want to cock a snook at all
that, as though it's nothing.
444
00:38:08,358 --> 00:38:10,049
As though they're nothing.
445
00:38:11,036 --> 00:38:12,456
And that makes me sick.
446
00:38:13,716 --> 00:38:15,079
But, you know what?
447
00:38:16,556 --> 00:38:18,307
Maybe you do belong on the bike.
448
00:38:18,556 --> 00:38:21,503
Because you don't seem to be
very willing to step off it.
449
00:38:24,562 --> 00:38:25,631
I do want to.
450
00:38:25,643 --> 00:38:26,974
We have a decision?
451
00:38:27,099 --> 00:38:32,075
(CROWD CHANTS)
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
452
00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:46,475
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
453
00:38:46,476 --> 00:38:50,475
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
454
00:39:01,836 --> 00:39:03,155
I suppose.
455
00:39:03,156 --> 00:39:07,155
CHEERING
456
00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:13,955
Woo-hoo-hoo! Go on!
457
00:39:13,956 --> 00:39:15,261
Well done!
458
00:39:54,244 --> 00:39:58,243
MELANCHOLIC MUSIC
459
00:40:27,164 --> 00:40:31,163
BACKGROUND CONVERSATION
460
00:40:33,844 --> 00:40:36,008
Best thing about my new lifestyle...
461
00:40:37,376 --> 00:40:39,079
I get to meet lots of hot guys.
462
00:40:41,644 --> 00:40:43,420
Wraith treats me well.
463
00:40:45,212 --> 00:40:47,963
Oh, for Christ's sake!
464
00:40:48,715 --> 00:40:50,282
I pay for this!
465
00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:53,800
I... pay... for... this!
466
00:40:54,136 --> 00:40:57,630
I pump my arse off, and you...
Fuck you!
467
00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:01,483
Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits.
468
00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:04,685
Find your horizon
and fuck off over it!
469
00:41:08,147 --> 00:41:09,502
'It's a dream.
470
00:41:10,404 --> 00:41:11,854
'I get to live...
471
00:41:12,248 --> 00:41:13,551
'in a...
472
00:41:13,924 --> 00:41:15,368
'beautiful place.
473
00:41:16,211 --> 00:41:17,517
'And...
474
00:41:18,536 --> 00:41:19,855
'wear lots of...
475
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,426
'beautiful things.
476
00:41:27,484 --> 00:41:28,793
'It's a dream.'
477
00:41:33,484 --> 00:41:37,483
FAIRGROUND-STYLE MUSIC
478
00:41:52,324 --> 00:41:54,163
(COMPUTER) Insufficient funds.
479
00:41:54,409 --> 00:41:56,079
'From Wraith Babes... '
480
00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:57,405
'C'mon, girl... '
481
00:41:58,102 --> 00:42:00,551
'..a Wraith Babes reality special.'
482
00:42:01,484 --> 00:42:03,894
I guess I'd like to be as big as
Thelma one day.
483
00:42:04,841 --> 00:42:08,534
'Millions watched her glide through
the Hot Shot curtain of dreams
484
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,279
'to sing her heart out.'
485
00:42:10,917 --> 00:42:13,988
♪ Oh, but anyone... ♪
486
00:42:14,113 --> 00:42:17,163
'What happened next
shocked them all.'
487
00:42:17,288 --> 00:42:18,963
We could really work with you.
488
00:42:19,334 --> 00:42:20,690
Do we have a decision?
489
00:42:21,249 --> 00:42:24,679
'Now, watch her
stunning erotic debut... '
490
00:42:24,804 --> 00:42:28,643
♪ PHARELL WILLIAMS: Lapdance
491
00:42:28,644 --> 00:42:30,062
No, no, no, no, no...
492
00:42:31,107 --> 00:42:32,883
'So, who do we have here?'
493
00:42:33,701 --> 00:42:35,003
I'm Abby.
494
00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:37,123
'You were at Hot Shot.
495
00:42:38,079 --> 00:42:40,293
'You were real impressive.'
496
00:42:43,007 --> 00:42:44,363
BEEPING
497
00:42:44,364 --> 00:42:46,083
(COMPUTER) Resume viewing!
498
00:42:46,084 --> 00:42:48,243
- No! No!
- Resume viewing!
499
00:42:48,244 --> 00:42:49,683
Resume viewing!
500
00:42:49,684 --> 00:42:51,003
Resume viewing!
Resume viewing!
501
00:42:51,004 --> 00:42:52,723
Resume viewing! Resume viewing!
Resume viewing!
502
00:42:52,724 --> 00:42:56,083
Resume viewing!
503
00:42:56,084 --> 00:42:57,381
'Look at you.
504
00:42:57,862 --> 00:42:59,801
'All clean and shiny.'
505
00:43:00,191 --> 00:43:02,130
BEEPING
506
00:43:02,218 --> 00:43:04,510
(COMPUTER) Portal disabled
during commercial.
507
00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:06,763
'You'll see everything.
508
00:43:06,888 --> 00:43:08,745
'You'll see it all!
509
00:43:09,269 --> 00:43:10,861
'Open your mouth.
510
00:43:11,271 --> 00:43:13,447
'Open... take it in...
511
00:43:14,036 --> 00:43:17,170
'take it in... ahh... yeah...
512
00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:18,887
Aaarrghhh!
513
00:43:19,324 --> 00:43:23,323
No! No! No! No!
514
00:43:52,404 --> 00:43:56,403
(MALE HEAVY BREATHING)
515
00:44:02,244 --> 00:44:06,243
(ABBY MOANING)
516
00:44:53,084 --> 00:44:57,721
(ABBY SINGING FAINTLY)
517
00:45:43,996 --> 00:45:47,042
(TV) 'The hottest girls... '
518
00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:31,283
MANIC LAUGHTER
519
00:46:31,284 --> 00:46:35,083
MANIC GIGGLING
520
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:39,083
CRAZED LAUGHTER CONTINUES
521
00:47:48,844 --> 00:47:52,843
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
522
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:21,203
PARTY MUSIC ECHOES INDISTINCTLY
523
00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:26,938
Could you stand aside, please?
524
00:49:29,828 --> 00:49:32,841
Come up into the back,
in front of me, please.
525
00:49:32,966 --> 00:49:34,502
Are you messin'?
526
00:49:41,404 --> 00:49:42,733
A what-nic one?
527
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,231
Oh, an eth-nic one! Aah!
528
00:49:47,764 --> 00:49:49,074
On it.
529
00:49:49,652 --> 00:49:53,047
We're going to preview, all right?
Want to follow me in the back?
530
00:49:53,884 --> 00:49:55,379
You're a prick!
531
00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:00,698
Next, lot.
532
00:50:01,701 --> 00:50:03,007
Stand there!
533
00:50:06,770 --> 00:50:08,670
So what are you, a magician?
534
00:50:09,624 --> 00:50:10,880
An entertainer.
535
00:50:10,904 --> 00:50:15,163
Could you say that down the screen
as a self-contained sentence?
536
00:50:16,404 --> 00:50:20,403
I'm an entertainer.
537
00:50:25,367 --> 00:50:28,140
Ah, before you go on,
you need to drink a Cuppliance.
538
00:50:28,165 --> 00:50:30,488
They give me one back there.
Really? Oh, OK.
539
00:50:30,613 --> 00:50:33,523
Well, in that case,
you are good to...
540
00:50:34,659 --> 00:50:35,977
go.
541
00:50:49,498 --> 00:50:50,799
Who are you?
542
00:50:51,047 --> 00:50:52,443
Bing Madsen.
543
00:50:53,108 --> 00:50:54,936
What are you planning to do for us?
544
00:50:54,946 --> 00:50:56,248
What the fuck?!
545
00:50:56,324 --> 00:50:57,794
'A sort of performance.'
546
00:50:58,637 --> 00:51:00,123
A sort of performance?
547
00:51:00,193 --> 00:51:01,494
Yes.
548
00:51:01,619 --> 00:51:03,944
Mmm!
Man of mystery!
549
00:51:04,604 --> 00:51:05,913
Hmm.
550
00:51:08,964 --> 00:51:10,816
I suppose we'd better see it.
551
00:51:11,413 --> 00:51:12,719
OK.
552
00:51:14,764 --> 00:51:18,763
♪ BASS INTRO,
BUILDING IN INTENSITY
553
00:51:21,924 --> 00:51:24,203
♪ HIP-HOP RHYTHM KICKS IN
554
00:51:24,204 --> 00:51:28,203
CHEERING
555
00:51:54,127 --> 00:51:55,409
Knob'ead!
556
00:51:55,684 --> 00:51:57,092
Fucking cock!
557
00:52:07,044 --> 00:52:11,043
CROWD YELLS AND WHOOPS
558
00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:14,631
Stop or I'll do it. This is a main
artery. Keep walking, you kill me.
559
00:52:18,503 --> 00:52:22,134
No-one stops me till I've said my piece.
Then you can do what you like.
560
00:52:22,143 --> 00:52:23,913
Man, just fucking kill yourself.
561
00:52:23,918 --> 00:52:27,603
Get heavy on me, I swear to God,
I kick your ass back to life,
562
00:52:27,604 --> 00:52:29,683
just so I could cut
your goddamn head off.
563
00:52:29,684 --> 00:52:31,683
CROWD CHANTS
564
00:52:31,684 --> 00:52:32,993
Go on!
565
00:52:36,684 --> 00:52:38,483
I think we should let him speak.
566
00:52:38,484 --> 00:52:39,843
CHEERING
567
00:52:39,844 --> 00:52:43,843
(CROWD CHANTS) Speak!
Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak!
568
00:52:45,764 --> 00:52:47,723
Let's hear what he has to say.
569
00:52:47,724 --> 00:52:51,117
CHEERING
570
00:52:51,672 --> 00:52:52,982
Well?
571
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,361
Come on.
572
00:52:54,843 --> 00:52:57,342
Got our attention, as requested.
573
00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,190
What do you want to say?
574
00:53:04,284 --> 00:53:06,563
Have you prepared a speech,
is that it?
575
00:53:08,536 --> 00:53:09,842
Speak!
576
00:53:09,847 --> 00:53:13,398
I haven't got a speech. I didn't
plan words. I didn't even try to...
577
00:53:13,399 --> 00:53:16,953
I just knew I had to get here, to stand
here, and I wanted you to listen.
578
00:53:16,954 --> 00:53:19,940
To really listen, not just pull
a face like you're listening,
579
00:53:19,944 --> 00:53:21,615
like you do the rest of the time.
580
00:53:21,621 --> 00:53:24,244
A face that you're feeling
instead of processing.
581
00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:27,043
You pull a face, and poke it towards
the stage,
582
00:53:27,044 --> 00:53:31,439
and we lah-di-dah,
we sing and dance and tumble around.
583
00:53:31,448 --> 00:53:34,002
And all you see up here,
it's not people,
584
00:53:34,014 --> 00:53:36,523
you don't see people up here,
it's all fodder.
585
00:53:36,524 --> 00:53:38,988
And the faker the fodder,
the more you love it,
586
00:53:39,004 --> 00:53:41,683
because fake fodder's the only
thing that works any more.
587
00:53:41,684 --> 00:53:44,243
It's all that we can stomach.
Actually, not quite all.
588
00:53:44,244 --> 00:53:46,563
Real pain, real viciousness,
that, we can take.
589
00:53:46,564 --> 00:53:48,200
Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole.
590
00:53:48,204 --> 00:53:51,123
We laugh ourselves feral,
because we've earned the right,
591
00:53:51,124 --> 00:53:53,642
we've done cell time
and he's slacking, the scum,
592
00:53:53,648 --> 00:53:54,871
so ha-ha-ha at him!
593
00:53:54,886 --> 00:53:57,491
Because we're so out of our minds
with desperation,
594
00:53:57,492 --> 00:53:59,234
we don't know any better.
595
00:53:59,259 --> 00:54:01,723
All we know is fake fodder
and buying shit.
596
00:54:01,724 --> 00:54:03,523
That's how we speak to each other,
597
00:54:03,524 --> 00:54:05,772
how we express ourselves,
is buying shit.
598
00:54:05,796 --> 00:54:07,163
What, I have a dream?
599
00:54:07,164 --> 00:54:11,469
The peak of our dreams is a new app
for our Dopple, it doesn't exist!
600
00:54:11,493 --> 00:54:12,883
It's not even there!
601
00:54:12,884 --> 00:54:14,643
We buy shit that's not even there.
602
00:54:14,644 --> 00:54:17,843
Show us something real and free
and beautiful. You couldn't.
603
00:54:17,844 --> 00:54:19,323
Yeah? It'd break us.
604
00:54:19,324 --> 00:54:20,923
We're too numb for it.
605
00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:22,403
I might as well choke.
606
00:54:22,404 --> 00:54:24,443
It's only so much wonder
we can bear.
607
00:54:24,444 --> 00:54:28,128
When you find any wonder whatsoever,
you dole it out in meagre portions.
608
00:54:28,136 --> 00:54:30,471
Only then until it's
augmented, packaged, and
609
00:54:30,483 --> 00:54:32,999
pumped through 10,000
preassigned filters
610
00:54:33,006 --> 00:54:36,043
till it's nothing more than
a meaningless series of lights,
611
00:54:36,044 --> 00:54:39,443
while we ride day in day out,
going where?
612
00:54:40,327 --> 00:54:41,645
Powering what?
613
00:54:42,185 --> 00:54:45,430
All tiny cells and tiny screens
and bigger cells
614
00:54:45,438 --> 00:54:47,208
and bigger screens and fuck you!
615
00:54:47,411 --> 00:54:50,517
Fuck you,
that's what it boils down to.
616
00:54:51,226 --> 00:54:54,763
Fuck you for sitting there
and slowly making things worse.
617
00:54:54,888 --> 00:54:58,323
Fuck you and your spotlight
and your sanctimonious faces.
618
00:54:58,324 --> 00:55:00,603
Fuck you all for thinking
the one thing
619
00:55:00,604 --> 00:55:02,843
I came close to never meant
anything.
620
00:55:03,556 --> 00:55:07,776
For oozing around it and crushing it
into a bone, into a joke.
621
00:55:07,784 --> 00:55:11,243
One more ugly joke
in a kingdom of millions.
622
00:55:11,758 --> 00:55:13,691
Fuck you for happening.
623
00:55:15,084 --> 00:55:18,159
Fuck you for me, for us,
for everyone.
624
00:55:18,177 --> 00:55:19,483
Fuck you!
625
00:55:20,684 --> 00:55:23,441
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
626
00:55:41,479 --> 00:55:44,028
That was, without a doubt,
627
00:55:45,861 --> 00:55:49,716
the most heartfelt thing
I've seen on this stage
628
00:55:50,249 --> 00:55:51,990
since Hotshot began!
629
00:55:52,364 --> 00:55:56,800
CHEERING
630
00:55:57,475 --> 00:55:58,782
Brilliant!
631
00:55:59,207 --> 00:56:00,428
You...
632
00:56:01,127 --> 00:56:04,163
you're so articulating
something we all,
633
00:56:04,164 --> 00:56:06,839
and I mean everyone in this hall,
634
00:56:07,221 --> 00:56:09,283
something we all agree on.
635
00:56:09,758 --> 00:56:12,483
Even though we may not comprehend
all of it.
636
00:56:12,969 --> 00:56:15,966
I think I'm right in saying
we do feel it.
637
00:56:17,334 --> 00:56:18,639
Even me.
638
00:56:18,764 --> 00:56:21,279
I know you've got me down
as this creature.
639
00:56:21,801 --> 00:56:23,654
You know, hey...
640
00:56:25,181 --> 00:56:27,358
I get where you're coming from.
641
00:56:27,661 --> 00:56:29,912
- I like your stuff.
- It's not stuff.
642
00:56:29,937 --> 00:56:31,921
It's truth. Am I right?
643
00:56:33,983 --> 00:56:37,523
Your truth, admittedly,
but truth nonetheless.
644
00:56:38,244 --> 00:56:39,554
And you're right.
645
00:56:39,850 --> 00:56:43,381
Authenticity is in woefully
short supply.
646
00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:47,681
I'd like to hear you talk again.
647
00:56:51,084 --> 00:56:52,394
How so?
648
00:56:52,973 --> 00:56:55,460
The slot on one of my streams
649
00:56:56,442 --> 00:56:58,855
where you can talk just like that.
650
00:57:02,265 --> 00:57:05,213
I'd watch it.
It was such great passion.
651
00:57:07,663 --> 00:57:10,984
He's a'right.
You're a little hot there, bud.
652
00:57:11,745 --> 00:57:14,046
That throat cutting thing?
Neat gimmick.
653
00:57:14,444 --> 00:57:15,762
What do you say?
654
00:57:16,524 --> 00:57:18,563
30 minutes twice a week?
655
00:57:18,564 --> 00:57:20,923
CHEERING
656
00:57:20,924 --> 00:57:25,464
(CROWD) Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
657
00:57:26,372 --> 00:57:30,911
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
658
00:57:31,794 --> 00:57:36,043
Do it, do it, do it!
659
00:57:36,044 --> 00:57:37,723
Do it, do it, do it!
660
00:57:37,724 --> 00:57:39,443
Go on, you bastard.
661
00:57:39,444 --> 00:57:43,443
(CROWD) Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
662
00:57:44,817 --> 00:57:46,272
Beats the bike.
663
00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:48,137
Certainly does.
664
00:57:48,644 --> 00:57:53,659
CHANTING CONTINUES
665
00:58:04,204 --> 00:58:08,203
'We have with us Oliver.
Oliver ate and ate
666
00:58:08,324 --> 00:58:12,203
'till he hit 17 stone and he's here
today to try and beat us
667
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,163
'on Botherguts!
668
00:58:16,411 --> 00:58:17,779
'Keep going.'
669
00:58:20,084 --> 00:58:23,359
♪ They wept awhile
670
00:58:24,208 --> 00:58:27,483
♪ Putting through the darkness... ♪
671
00:58:27,644 --> 00:58:32,959
OK, I'm going to stop you there.
That was achingly terrible.
672
00:58:33,084 --> 00:58:37,083
You have the magnetism of a towel. I
don't ever want to look at you again.
673
00:58:37,644 --> 00:58:40,683
I have to agree.
I'm so sorry, love.
674
00:58:40,948 --> 00:58:44,231
You came across as fundamentally
unlikeable
675
00:58:44,256 --> 00:58:46,723
and really quite worthless.
676
00:58:47,746 --> 00:58:51,279
You could fill that pussy with honey
and I still wouldn't fuck it.
677
00:58:51,404 --> 00:58:54,550
I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah.
678
00:58:54,675 --> 00:58:56,443
Cos this is my destiny
679
00:58:56,671 --> 00:58:58,598
and I can sing, fu...!
680
00:59:01,924 --> 00:59:03,885
'Like that, don't you, Harry?
681
00:59:04,726 --> 00:59:06,043
'Ah-huh.
682
00:59:06,044 --> 00:59:07,403
'Say it.
683
00:59:08,017 --> 00:59:09,322
'Yeah.
684
00:59:09,564 --> 00:59:10,803
(LAUGHS)
685
00:59:10,804 --> 00:59:14,803
'15,000 new wardrobe options
686
00:59:14,890 --> 00:59:16,527
'launched last week alone.
687
00:59:17,416 --> 00:59:21,403
'It effectively translates as
15,000 new ways to kill time
688
00:59:21,528 --> 00:59:24,083
'in your cell before you explore
an afterlife
689
00:59:24,084 --> 00:59:25,828
'which doesn't exist anyway.
690
00:59:26,189 --> 00:59:29,668
'With any luck, it'll take your mind
off those saddle sores, eh?
691
00:59:30,884 --> 00:59:34,883
'You know the only thing stopping me
from slashing myself open right now?
692
00:59:36,993 --> 00:59:38,908
'I might not die right away.
693
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,098
'And before I went,
they'd find a way
694
00:59:41,106 --> 00:59:43,283
'to charge my twitching
half-dead cadaver,
695
00:59:43,284 --> 00:59:46,241
'20,000 merits for swabbing
the walls clean.'
696
00:59:46,242 --> 00:59:47,552
- Yeah.
- Anyway,
697
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,202
'hang on in there
698
00:59:50,514 --> 00:59:51,815
if you must.
699
00:59:57,924 --> 01:00:00,203
'We're all in this together
they say.
700
01:00:00,204 --> 01:00:01,515
'Yeah, right.
701
01:00:03,884 --> 01:00:05,292
'Farewell for ever.
702
01:00:08,004 --> 01:00:09,710
'Till the same time next week.'
703
01:00:12,110 --> 01:00:13,416
BEEPING
704
01:00:14,048 --> 01:00:15,357
Stream off-line.
705
01:00:50,464 --> 01:00:51,769
♪ Anyone
706
01:00:54,199 --> 01:00:55,591
♪ Anyone
707
01:00:57,924 --> 01:00:59,237
♪ Anyone
708
01:01:02,010 --> 01:01:03,328
♪ Anyone
709
01:01:05,307 --> 01:01:07,893
♪ You can blame me
710
01:01:09,075 --> 01:01:11,611
♪ Try to shame me
711
01:01:11,736 --> 01:01:16,243
♪ And still I'll care for you
712
01:01:20,724 --> 01:01:23,026
♪ You can run around
713
01:01:24,730 --> 01:01:27,217
♪ Even put me down
714
01:01:27,566 --> 01:01:31,683
♪ Still I'll be there for you
715
01:01:36,604 --> 01:01:42,402
♪ The world may think I'm foolish
716
01:01:42,763 --> 01:01:45,630
♪ They can't see you
717
01:01:46,784 --> 01:01:49,731
♪ Like I can
718
01:01:50,324 --> 01:01:57,701
♪ Oh, but anyone who knows
what love is
719
01:01:59,164 --> 01:02:04,029
♪ Will understand
720
01:02:07,642 --> 01:02:09,084
♪ Anyone
721
01:02:11,552 --> 01:02:13,081
♪ Anyone
722
01:02:13,541 --> 01:02:17,608
♪ Oh, they'll understand
723
01:02:19,444 --> 01:02:20,754
♪ Anyone
724
01:02:20,767 --> 01:02:25,294
♪ If they try love
they'll understand... ♪
725
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:31,303
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