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"THE WIZ LIVE!" STARTS RIGHT NOW.

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>>> HOW MANY TIMES WE GOTTA FIX THIS OLD FENCE?

THIS OLD FENCE? EASIER TO TEAR IT DOWN AND START

EASIER TO TEAR IT DOWN AND START OVER.

OVER. [ BARKING ]

[ BARKING ] >> NOT YOU AGAIN!

>> NOT YOU AGAIN! LOOK'IT!

LOOK'IT! LOOK'IT!

LOOK'IT! >> IT LOOKS LIKE HE WET HIMSELF.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE HE WET HIMSELF. >> THAT'S A BIG OLD SCAREDY CAT.

>> THAT'S A BIG OLD SCAREDY CAT. >> YOU GO AHEAD AND LAUGH.

>> YOU GO AHEAD AND LAUGH. HE CAN'T BITE THROUGH THAT BRACE

HE CAN'T BITE THROUGH THAT BRACE ON YOUR LEG.

ON YOUR LEG. >> TOTO!

>> TOTO! TOTO!

TOTO! TOTO, COME BACK HERE.

TOTO, COME BACK HERE. >> MORNING, MISS DOROTHY.

>> MORNING, MISS DOROTHY. ROBERT FOUND YOUR DOG FOR YOU.

ROBERT FOUND YOUR DOG FOR YOU. >> I TOLD YOU; YOU CAN'T COME

>> I TOLD YOU; YOU CAN'T COME WITH ME.

WITH ME. >> SOMEBODY TAKIN' A TRIP?

>> SOMEBODY TAKIN' A TRIP? >> OR RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME

>> OR RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME AGAIN?

AGAIN? >> YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM HOME

>> YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM HOME IF YOU'RE NOT HOME TO START

IF YOU'RE NOT HOME TO START WITH.

WITH. >> DON'T SHE LIVE HERE?

>> DON'T SHE LIVE HERE? COULD'A SWORN SHE LIVED HERE.

COULD'A SWORN SHE LIVED HERE. >> DOROTHY GAIL, I AM TOO OLD TO

>> DOROTHY GAIL, I AM TOO OLD TO BE CHASIN' YOU DOWN.

BE CHASIN' YOU DOWN. I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS A

I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS A LEASH MORE; YOU OR THAT DOG.

LEASH MORE; YOU OR THAT DOG. >> MORNING, MISS EM.

>> MORNING, MISS EM. >> AND WHY ARE YOU THREE

>> AND WHY ARE YOU THREE STANDING 'ROUND?

STANDING 'ROUND? CAN'T YOU SEE THE LEAVES TURNING

CAN'T YOU SEE THE LEAVES TURNING OVER?

OVER? STORM'S COMING.

STORM'S COMING. CAN'T YOU SEE?

CAN'T YOU SEE? >> WE'RE STILL CLEANING UP THE

>> WE'RE STILL CLEANING UP THE LAST.

LAST. >> GO ON, GET EVERYTHING BACK TO

>> GO ON, GET EVERYTHING BACK TO THE BARN.

THE BARN. LOCK DOWN THE SHUTTERS AND TURN

LOCK DOWN THE SHUTTERS AND TURN THE HORSES OUT.

THE HORSES OUT. >> YES, MA'AM.

>> YES, MA'AM. >> AND TAKE THIS DOG WITH YOU.

>> AND TAKE THIS DOG WITH YOU. SO, I GUESS YOU WON'T BE HELPING

SO, I GUESS YOU WON'T BE HELPING ME WITH THE LAUNDRY TODAY.

ME WITH THE LAUNDRY TODAY. OH, DOROTHY.

OH, DOROTHY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.

YOU. >> YOU DON'T GOTTA DO NOTHING.

>> YOU DON'T GOTTA DO NOTHING. >> WELL, THAT'LL MAKE A NICE

>> WELL, THAT'LL MAKE A NICE BREAK FROM WORRYING ABOUT YOU

BREAK FROM WORRYING ABOUT YOU DAY AND NIGHT.

DAY AND NIGHT. >> WHY SHOULD YOU WORRY?

>> WHY SHOULD YOU WORRY? YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER.

YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER. >> NO, I'M YOUR MOTHER'S BIG

>> NO, I'M YOUR MOTHER'S BIG SISTER.

SISTER. AND WHEN YOU GET YOUR FACE ALL

AND WHEN YOU GET YOUR FACE ALL BALLED UP MAD LIKE THAT IT'S

BALLED UP MAD LIKE THAT IT'S ALMOST LIKE HAVING HER BACK WITH

ALMOST LIKE HAVING HER BACK WITH ME.

ME. YOU'RE SO LIKE HER.

YOU'RE SO LIKE HER. STUBBORN, STRONG, SMART AND

STUBBORN, STRONG, SMART AND BEAUTIFUL --

BEAUTIFUL -- >> I DON'T BELONG HERE.

>> I DON'T BELONG HERE. I HATE THAT SCHOOL AND EVERYONE

I HATE THAT SCHOOL AND EVERYONE IN IT.

IN IT. I HATE THIS PLACE.

I HATE THIS PLACE. I WANNA GO BACK HOME WHERE I

I WANNA GO BACK HOME WHERE I COME FROM.

COME FROM. >> SWEET GIRL, IF I HAD THE

>> SWEET GIRL, IF I HAD THE MAGIC TO PUT YOUR MAMA AND DADDY

MAGIC TO PUT YOUR MAMA AND DADDY BACK IN THAT HOUSE FOR YOU, I'D

BACK IN THAT HOUSE FOR YOU, I'D SNAP MY FINGERS AND THEY'D BE

SNAP MY FINGERS AND THEY'D BE THERE WAITIN' SUPPER.

THERE WAITIN' SUPPER. BUT YOU KNOW AS WELL AS ME YOUR

BUT YOU KNOW AS WELL AS ME YOUR FOLKS ARE GONE.

FOLKS ARE GONE. GONE, BABY.

GONE, BABY. LOST IN THAT ACCIDENT.

LOST IN THAT ACCIDENT. AND ALL THE WISHIN' IN THE WORLD

AND ALL THE WISHIN' IN THE WORLD AIN'T CHANGING THAT.

AIN'T CHANGING THAT. >> BACK THERE'S MY HOME.

>> BACK THERE'S MY HOME. >> BACK THERE'S NOTHING BUT AN

>> BACK THERE'S NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY APARTMENT.

EMPTY APARTMENT. >> AND MY SCHOOL AND MY FRIENDS,

>> AND MY SCHOOL AND MY FRIENDS, AND NOBODY RIDING ME TO DO

AND NOBODY RIDING ME TO DO CHORES OR WATCHING OVER EVERY

CHORES OR WATCHING OVER EVERY LITTLE THING I DO TWENTY-FOUR

LITTLE THING I DO TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY.

HOURS A DAY. >> I REMEMBER A TIME, NOT SO

>> I REMEMBER A TIME, NOT SO LONG AGO, YOU USED TO LIKE ME

LONG AGO, YOU USED TO LIKE ME WATCHIN' OVER YOU.

WATCHIN' OVER YOU. USED TO BE YOUR FAVORITE AUNT.

USED TO BE YOUR FAVORITE AUNT. I REMEMBER HOW YOU COME RUNNING

I REMEMBER HOW YOU COME RUNNING TO HIDE YOURSELF BEHIND MY APRON

TO HIDE YOURSELF BEHIND MY APRON AT BATH TIME.

AT BATH TIME. ANYTHING TO AVOID YOUR MAMA'S

ANYTHING TO AVOID YOUR MAMA'S SOAP AND WASHCLOTH.

SOAP AND WASHCLOTH. YOU THINK I GIVE YOU CHORES TO

YOU THINK I GIVE YOU CHORES TO BE ORNERY?

BE ORNERY? BEING PART OF A FAMILY

BEING PART OF A FAMILY GUARANTEES YOU ALWAYS GOT LOVE,

GUARANTEES YOU ALWAYS GOT LOVE, BUT YOU GOT RESPONSIBILITY TOO.

BUT YOU GOT RESPONSIBILITY TOO. HOME IS SOMETHING GOT TO BE

HOME IS SOMETHING GOT TO BE EARNED.

EARNED. STORM'S NOT WAITING ON ONE

STORM'S NOT WAITING ON ONE LITTLE GIRL TO COME TO HER

LITTLE GIRL TO COME TO HER SENSES.

SENSES. LET'S GO, CHILD.

LET'S GO, CHILD. WE NEED TO GET TO SHELTER.

WE NEED TO GET TO SHELTER. MUCH AS I LOVE YOU, MUCH AS I

MUCH AS I LOVE YOU, MUCH AS I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT, I

THINK I KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT, I CAN'T LOCK YOU UP IN YOUR ROOM

CAN'T LOCK YOU UP IN YOUR ROOM THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. ALL I CAN DO IS PRAY YOU'LL

ALL I CAN DO IS PRAY YOU'LL CHOOSE THE PATH THAT WILL LEAD

CHOOSE THE PATH THAT WILL LEAD YOU BACK TO THE ONES WHO LOVE

YOU BACK TO THE ONES WHO LOVE YOU.

♪♪ ♪ PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME

♪ PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME CHILD LIKE WHEN YOU BUMPED

CHILD LIKE WHEN YOU BUMPED YOUR SHIN THEN YOU'LL KNOW

YOUR SHIN THEN YOU'LL KNOW I LOVE YOU NOW ♪

I LOVE YOU NOW ♪ ♪ AS I LOVED YOU THEN

♪ AS I LOVED YOU THEN THOUGH YOU MAY BE TRYING

THOUGH YOU MAY BE TRYING SOMETIMES AND I'LL NEED YOU

SOMETIMES AND I'LL NEED YOU AND YOU'RE NOT THERE ♪

AND YOU'RE NOT THERE ♪ ♪ I MAY GET MAD

♪ I MAY GET MAD AND TURN YOU AWAY

AND TURN YOU AWAY BUT LORD KNOWS I STILL CARE

BUT LORD KNOWS I STILL CARE BUT YOU CANNOT ASK ♪

BUT YOU CANNOT ASK ♪ ♪ FOR MORE THAN CAN

♪ FOR MORE THAN CAN COME FROM ME I AM DIFFERENT

COME FROM ME I AM DIFFERENT THAN YOU ARE AND ONE DAY

THAN YOU ARE AND ONE DAY YOU'LL SEE ♪

YOU'LL SEE ♪ ♪ IF I LOSE MY PATIENCE

♪ IF I LOSE MY PATIENCE WITH YOU AND SUDDENLY

WITH YOU AND SUDDENLY START TO SCREAM

START TO SCREAM IT'S ONLY BECAUSE ♪

IT'S ONLY BECAUSE ♪ ♪ I WANT YOU TO BE

♪ I WANT YOU TO BE EVERYTHING I SEE IN MY DREAMS

EVERYTHING I SEE IN MY DREAMS AND I'D LIKE TO KNOW

AND I'D LIKE TO KNOW THAT IT'S THERE ♪

THAT IT'S THERE ♪ ♪ THE FEELING WE ONCE HAD

♪ THE FEELING WE ONCE HAD WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN

WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN YOU CAN COME TO ME

YOU CAN COME TO ME WHENEVER YOU'RE ♪

WHENEVER YOU'RE ♪ ♪ FEELING BAD

♪ FEELING BAD DON'T LOSE THE FEELING

DON'T LOSE THE FEELING WE ONCE HAD

WE ONCE HAD DON'T LOSE THE FEELING ♪

DON'T LOSE THE FEELING ♪ ♪ WE ONCE HAD

♪ WE ONCE HAD THOUGH YOU'RE GROWING

THOUGH YOU'RE GROWING OLDER NOW AND

OLDER NOW AND I'M WATCHING YOU GROW ♪

I'M WATCHING YOU GROW ♪ ♪ AND IF I MAKE YOU

♪ AND IF I MAKE YOU SAD SOMETIMES

SAD SOMETIMES I SEE YOUR FEELINGS SHOW

I SEE YOUR FEELINGS SHOW BUT ONE DAY ♪

BUT ONE DAY ♪ ♪ I'LL LOOK AROUND

♪ I'LL LOOK AROUND AND YOU WILL BE GROWN

AND YOU WILL BE GROWN YOU'LL BE OUT IN THE WORLD

YOU'LL BE OUT IN THE WORLD SUCH A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL ♪

SUCH A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL ♪ ♪ BUT YOU'LL BE OUT THERE

♪ BUT YOU'LL BE OUT THERE ON YOUR OWN

ON YOUR OWN YOU'LL BE ON YOUR OWN

YOU'LL BE ON YOUR OWN AND I'D LIKE TO KNOW ♪

AND I'D LIKE TO KNOW ♪ ♪ THAT IT'S THERE

♪ THAT IT'S THERE THE FEELING WE ONCE HAD

THE FEELING WE ONCE HAD DON'T LOSE THE FEELIN'

DON'T LOSE THE FEELIN' WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN ♪

WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN ♪ ♪ YOU CAN COME TO ME

♪ YOU CAN COME TO ME WHENEVER YOU'RE FEELING BAD

WHENEVER YOU'RE FEELING BAD THE FEELING WE ONCE HAD

THE FEELING WE ONCE HAD DON'T LOSE IT ♪

DON'T LOSE IT ♪ ♪ THE FEELING WE ONCE HAD

♪ THE FEELING WE ONCE HAD THAT WE HAD THAT WE HAD

>> THIS STORM MEANS BUSINESS WE BEST GET INSIDE.

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>> AUNT EM!

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AUNT EM? AUNT EM, WHERE ARE YOU?

AUNT EM, WHERE ARE YOU? AUNT EM?

AUNT EM? >> AUNT EM?

>> AUNT EM? >> AUNT EM?

>> AUNT EM? >> AUNT EM?

>> AUNT EM? >> WHO'S SAYING THAT?

>> WHO'S SAYING THAT? >> WHO'S SAYING WHAT?

>> WHO'S SAYING WHAT? >> WHO ARE YOU?

>> WHO ARE YOU? >> I'LL BE THE ONE ASKIN' THE

>> I'LL BE THE ONE ASKIN' THE QUESTIONS FROM HERE ON OUT.

QUESTIONS FROM HERE ON OUT. >> FROM HERE ON IN.

>> FROM HERE ON IN. >> FROM HERE ON IN OR OUT!

>> FROM HERE ON IN OR OUT! THIS HERE'S A MURDER

THIS HERE'S A MURDER INVESTIGATION.

INVESTIGATION. >> MURDER?

>> MURDER? >> MURDER!

>> MURDER! >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

>> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY MURDER.

ANY MURDER. >> THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.

>> THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. >> IS THAT THERE YOUR HOUSE?

>> IS THAT THERE YOUR HOUSE? >> IT'S MY AUNT EM'S HOUSE.

>> IT'S MY AUNT EM'S HOUSE. >> ASK HER ABOUT THESE FEET!

>> ASK HER ABOUT THESE FEET! >> AND ARE THOSE FEET STICKIN'

>> AND ARE THOSE FEET STICKIN' OUT FROM UNDER YOUR AUNT EM'S

OUT FROM UNDER YOUR AUNT EM'S HOUSE?

HOUSE? >> I DON'T KNOW.

>> I DON'T KNOW. IT APPEARS SO.

IT APPEARS SO. >> AND IS THE PERSON ATTACHED TO

>> AND IS THE PERSON ATTACHED TO THEM FEET DEAD?

THEM FEET DEAD? >> HOW DO I KNOW?

>> HOW DO I KNOW? I'M NO DOCTOR.

I'M NO DOCTOR. >> THERE'S A HOUSE SITTING ON

>> THERE'S A HOUSE SITTING ON TOP OF HER.

TOP OF HER. YOU DO THE MATH.

YOU DO THE MATH. >> LET THE WITNESS ANSWER!

>> LET THE WITNESS ANSWER! >> I DON'T KNOW.

>> I DON'T KNOW. IT APPEARS SO.

IT APPEARS SO. >> AND THERE YOU HAVE IT --

>> AND THERE YOU HAVE IT -- A MURDER VICTIM, A MURDER WEAPON

A MURDER VICTIM, A MURDER WEAPON AND A MURDER SUSPECT.

AND A MURDER SUSPECT. WHAT SAY THE JURY?

WHAT SAY THE JURY? >> GUILTY!

>> GUILTY! >> YOU HAVE HEARD THE FINDINGS

>> YOU HAVE HEARD THE FINDINGS OF THIS COURT.

OF THIS COURT. WE DECLARE YOU GUILTY OF MURDER

WE DECLARE YOU GUILTY OF MURDER IN THE HOUSE DEGREE.

IN THE HOUSE DEGREE. BAILIFF, THROW HER A PARTY!

BAILIFF, THROW HER A PARTY! >> WHAT?

>> WHAT? >> CONGRATULATIONS!

>> CONGRATULATIONS! >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND. >> YOU JUST KILLED EVVAMEAN, THE

>> YOU JUST KILLED EVVAMEAN, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, AND WE

WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, AND WE CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH!

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>> WHERE IS IT? WHERE'S THAT HOUSE I SEEN FLYING

WHERE'S THAT HOUSE I SEEN FLYING BY?

BY? >> ADDAPERLE!

>> ADDAPERLE! ATTA' GIRL!

ATTA' GIRL! >> WHO IS SHE?

>> WHO IS SHE? >> WHO IS SHE?

>> WHO IS SHE? I'M THE GOOD WITCH OF THE NORTH.

I'M THE GOOD WITCH OF THE NORTH. DON'T RING A BELL?

DON'T RING A BELL? PERHAPS YOU KNOW ME BY MY STAGE

PERHAPS YOU KNOW ME BY MY STAGE NAME, "ADDAPERLE, THE FEEL-GOOD

NAME, "ADDAPERLE, THE FEEL-GOOD GIRL."

GIRL." I GOT A LITTLE MAGIC ACT.

I GOT A LITTLE MAGIC ACT. [ APPLAUSE ]

[ APPLAUSE ] I DO TRICKS.

I DO TRICKS. >> DOES SHE EVER!

>> DOES SHE EVER! >> COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME

>> COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I AM?

WHERE I AM? >> LOST, ARE YOU? I KNOW WHAT

>> LOST, ARE YOU? I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

THAT'S LIKE. SOMETIMES I NOD OUT ON THE BUS

SOMETIMES I NOD OUT ON THE BUS AND END UP IN ALL SORTS OF

AND END UP IN ALL SORTS OF UNFAMILIAR PLACES.

UNFAMILIAR PLACES. BUT LET'S SEE IF I CAN HELP YOU

BUT LET'S SEE IF I CAN HELP YOU OUT.

OUT. THAT THERE IS A MUNCHKIN.

THAT THERE IS A MUNCHKIN. AND THAT THERE IS A MUNCHKIN.

AND THAT THERE IS A MUNCHKIN. AND THAT THERE IS A MUNCHKIN.

AND THAT THERE IS A MUNCHKIN. SO I'D SAY IT'S A PRETTY GOOD

SO I'D SAY IT'S A PRETTY GOOD BET THAT YOU'RE IN MUNCHKINLAND,

BET THAT YOU'RE IN MUNCHKINLAND, IN THE GOOD OLE U.S. OF OZ.

IN THE GOOD OLE U.S. OF OZ. AM I RIGHT?

AM I RIGHT? >> ADDAPERLE, GIRL, THERE'S

>> ADDAPERLE, GIRL, THERE'S SOMETHING I THINK YOU OUGHT'A

SOMETHING I THINK YOU OUGHT'A SEE.

SEE. >> YEAH!

>> YEAH! THAT'S IT!

THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE THING ALMOST KNOCKED

THAT'S THE THING ALMOST KNOCKED ME OUT THE SKY!

ME OUT THE SKY! >> BUT LOOKIE HERE.

>> BUT LOOKIE HERE. >> IS THAT?

>> IS THAT? IT COULDN'T BE.

IT COULDN'T BE. OH, NO, NOT MY SISTER!

OH, NO, NOT MY SISTER! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SOMEBODY

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SOMEBODY SQUISHED MY POOR, HEARTLESS,

SQUISHED MY POOR, HEARTLESS, ROTTEN, EVIL, OLDER, TWISTED

ROTTEN, EVIL, OLDER, TWISTED SISTER EVVAMEAN!

SISTER EVVAMEAN! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHO TO THANK.

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHO TO THANK. >> SHE DONE IT!

>> SHE DONE IT! >> REALLY?

>> REALLY? YOU'RE AWFUL YOUNG TO BE KILLING

YOU'RE AWFUL YOUNG TO BE KILLING WITCHES.

WITCHES. DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE?

DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE? >> DO I WHAT?

>> DO I WHAT? >> YOU AIN'T LOOKIN' TO KILL NO

>> YOU AIN'T LOOKIN' TO KILL NO MORE WITCHES, ARE YOU?

MORE WITCHES, ARE YOU? >> OF COURSE NOT.

>> OF COURSE NOT. >> GOOD.

>> GOOD. 'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY THREE OF US

'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY THREE OF US LEFT.

LEFT. ME, THE GOOD WITCH OF THE NORTH.

ME, THE GOOD WITCH OF THE NORTH. [ APPLAUSE ]

[ APPLAUSE ] EVILLENE, THE WICKED WITCH OF

EVILLENE, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST.

THE WEST. [ AUDIENCE BOOING ]

[ AUDIENCE BOOING ] AND OUR OTHER SISTER GLINDA, THE

AND OUR OTHER SISTER GLINDA, THE GOOD WITCH OF THE SOUTH.

GOOD WITCH OF THE SOUTH. YEAH, SHE'S SOMETHING.

YEAH, SHE'S SOMETHING. YOU SHOULD CATCH HER ACT WHILE

YOU SHOULD CATCH HER ACT WHILE YOU'RE IN TOWN.

YOU'RE IN TOWN. GIRL'S GOT PIPES.

GIRL'S GOT PIPES. BUT BACK TO OUR STORY -- WHO ARE

BUT BACK TO OUR STORY -- WHO ARE YOU?

YOU? NO!

NO! I WILL TELL YOU WITH HELP FROM

I WILL TELL YOU WITH HELP FROM MY MAGIC SLATE.

MY MAGIC SLATE. >> MAGIC SLATE?

>> MAGIC SLATE? >> IT'S AN APPLE.

>> IT'S AN APPLE. NOW, WITHOUT MY TOUCHING IT YOUR

NOW, WITHOUT MY TOUCHING IT YOUR NAME WILL APPEAR HERE PLAIN AS

NAME WILL APPEAR HERE PLAIN AS DAY.

DAY. AND THAT NAME IS --

AND THAT NAME IS -- SHIRLEY!

SHIRLEY! >> NO.

>> NO. NOT SHIRLEY.

NOT SHIRLEY. >> SHIRLEEN!

>> SHIRLEEN! >> NOPE.

>> NOPE. >> SHIRLETTA!

>> SHIRLETTA! >> NOT EVEN CLOSE.

>> NOT EVEN CLOSE. >> CHARMAINE?

>> CHARMAINE? CHAMPAGNE?

CHAMPAGNE? CHUCK!

CHUCK! >> NO.

>> NO. >> YOU SURE YOU AIN'T CHARMAINE?

>> YOU SURE YOU AIN'T CHARMAINE? LEMME SEE SOME I.D.

LEMME SEE SOME I.D. >> MY NAME IS --

>> MY NAME IS -- >> DID I SAY DON'T TELL ME?

>> DID I SAY DON'T TELL ME? WRITE IT DOWN.

WRITE IT DOWN. DOROTHY.

DOROTHY. DOROTHY?

DOROTHY? REALLY?

REALLY? YOUR NAME IS -- DOROTHY!

YOUR NAME IS -- DOROTHY! [ APPLAUSE ]

[ APPLAUSE ] WHATEVER.

WHATEVER. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? >> FOR ME?

>> FOR ME? >> YOU FREED THE MUNCHKINS FROM

>> YOU FREED THE MUNCHKINS FROM THE EVIL RULE OF EVVAMEAN.

THE EVIL RULE OF EVVAMEAN. THE LEAST I CAN DO IS TAKE YOU

THE LEAST I CAN DO IS TAKE YOU OUT TO LUNCH.

OUT TO LUNCH. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

YOU LIKE SUSHI? >> CAN YOU HELP ME GET HOME?

>> CAN YOU HELP ME GET HOME? >> WHERE'S THAT?

>> WHERE'S THAT? >> I'M TRYING TO GET TO OMAHA

>> I'M TRYING TO GET TO OMAHA WHERE I WAS BORN.

WHERE I WAS BORN. >> NO CAN DO.

>> NO CAN DO. THAT FALLS UNDER THE HEADING OF

THAT FALLS UNDER THE HEADING OF TRANSPORTING A MINOR ACROSS

TRANSPORTING A MINOR ACROSS STATE LINES.

STATE LINES. I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SEE THE WIZ.

SEE THE WIZ. >> THE WIZ?

>> THE WIZ? >> YEAH!

>> YEAH! THE WIZ.

THE WIZ. >> I BET HE COULD GET YOU HOME.

>> I BET HE COULD GET YOU HOME. >> HE CAN DO ANYTHING.

>> HE CAN DO ANYTHING. HE'S THE WIZ!

HE'S THE WIZ! >> WHO'S THE WIZ?

>> WHO'S THE WIZ? ♪ SWEET THING

♪ SWEET THING LET ME TELL YOU 'BOUT

LET ME TELL YOU 'BOUT THE WORLD

THE WORLD AND THE WAY THINGS ARE ♪

AND THE WAY THINGS ARE ♪ ♪ YOU'VE COME FROM

♪ YOU'VE COME FROM A DIFFERENT PLACE

A DIFFERENT PLACE AND I KNOW

AND I KNOW YOU'VE TRAVELLED FAR ♪

YOU'VE TRAVELLED FAR ♪ ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE TOLD

♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE TOLD ME WHAT IT IS

ME WHAT IT IS DOT DOT DA DOT DAH

DOT DOT DA DOT DAH I'D BETTER POINT YOU ♪

I'D BETTER POINT YOU ♪ ♪ TOWARD THE WIZ

♪ TOWARD THE WIZ HE'S THE WIZ

HE'S THE WIZ HE'S THE ONE

HE'S THE ONE HE'S THE ONLY ONE ♪

HE'S THE ONLY ONE ♪ ♪ WHO CAN GIVE YOUR WISH

♪ WHO CAN GIVE YOUR WISH RIGHT TO YA

RIGHT TO YA HE'S THE WIZARD

HE'S THE WIZARD HE CAN SEND YOU ♪

HE CAN SEND YOU ♪ ♪ BACK THRU TIME

♪ BACK THRU TIME BY RUNNING MAGIC TO YA

BY RUNNING MAGIC TO YA ALL OF THE SUPER POWER'S HIS

ALL OF THE SUPER POWER'S HIS DOT DOT DA DOT DAH ♪

DOT DOT DA DOT DAH ♪ ♪ LISTEN AND I'LL TELL YOU

♪ LISTEN AND I'LL TELL YOU WHERE HE IS

WHERE HE IS HE'S THE WIZ

HE'S THE WIZ AND HE LIVES IN OZ ♪

AND HE LIVES IN OZ ♪ ♪ HE'S THE WIZARD

♪ HE'S THE WIZARD THERE'S A WAY

THERE'S A WAY TO THE EMERALD CITY

TO THE EMERALD CITY NOW THAT'S NOT TOO FAR ♪

NOW THAT'S NOT TOO FAR ♪ ♪ IS IT

♪ IS IT HE'S THE WIZARD

HE'S THE WIZARD JUST TAKE YOUR DILEMMA CHILD

JUST TAKE YOUR DILEMMA CHILD AND LAY IT ON THE WIZARD ♪

AND LAY IT ON THE WIZARD ♪ ♪ LAY IT ON HIM

♪ LAY IT ON HIM HE'LL FIX A DRINK

HE'LL FIX A DRINK THAT'LL BUBBLE AND FOAM

THAT'LL BUBBLE AND FOAM OH DOT DOT DA DOT DAH ♪

OH DOT DOT DA DOT DAH ♪ ♪ AND IN A FLASH

♪ AND IN A FLASH YOU'LL BE HOME

YOU'LL BE HOME HE'S THE WIZ

HE'S THE WIZ HE'S THE WIZ ♪

HE'S THE WIZ ♪ ♪ HE'S THE WIZARD OF OZ

♪ HE'S THE WIZARD OF OZ THE WIZARD

THE WIZARD HE'S GOT MAGIC UP HIS SLEEVE

HE'S GOT MAGIC UP HIS SLEEVE THE MAGICAL WIZARD ♪

THE MAGICAL WIZARD ♪ ♪ AND YOU KNOW

♪ AND YOU KNOW WITHOUT HIS HELP

WITHOUT HIS HELP THE WIZARD

THE WIZARD 'TWOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE ♪

'TWOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE ♪ ♪ TO LEAVE

♪ TO LEAVE YOU NEED HIS HELP GIRL

YOU NEED HIS HELP GIRL FANTASTIC POWER'S

FANTASTIC POWER'S AT HIS COMMAND ♪

AT HIS COMMAND ♪ ♪ OH DOT DOT DA DOT DAH

♪ OH DOT DOT DA DOT DAH AND I'M SURE THAT

AND I'M SURE THAT HE WILL UNDERSTAND

HE WILL UNDERSTAND HE'LL UNDERSTAND ♪

HE'LL UNDERSTAND ♪ ♪ HE'S THE WIZ

♪ HE'S THE WIZ AND HE LIVES IN OZ

AND HE LIVES IN OZ HE'S THE WIZARD

HE'S THE WIZARD HE'S THE WIZARD ♪

HE'S THE WIZARD ♪ ♪ HE'S THE WIZARD

♪ HE'S THE WIZARD HE'S THE WIZARD

HE'S THE WIZARD HE'S THE WIZARD

HE'S THE WIZARD HE'S THE WIZARD ♪

HE'S THE WIZARD ♪ ♪ HE'S THE WIZARD

♪ HE'S THE WIZARD HE'S THE WIZAR

HE'S THE WIZAR HE'S THE WIZARD

HE'S THE WIZARD HE'S THE WIZARD ♪

HE'S THE WIZARD ♪ HE'S THE WIZARD ♪

HE'S THE WIZARD ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪

>> EVVAMEAN'S SILVER SLIPPERS ARE

ARE NOW YOURS.

NOW YOURS. YOU GOT NOTHIN' AGAINST SECOND

YOU GOT NOTHIN' AGAINST SECOND HAND, DO YOU?

HAND, DO YOU? >> I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING SO

>> I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING SO FINE.

FINE. >> GIRL, PUT 'EM ON, PUT 'EM ON!

>> GIRL, PUT 'EM ON, PUT 'EM ON! >> THEY FIT PERFECT.

>> THEY FIT PERFECT. >> BUT YOU GOTTA PROMISE TO

>> BUT YOU GOTTA PROMISE TO NEVER TAKE THEM OFF, NOT 'TIL

NEVER TAKE THEM OFF, NOT 'TIL YOU GET HOME.

YOU GET HOME. >> WHY?

>> WHY? >> BECAUSE THEY GOT SUPER

>> BECAUSE THEY GOT SUPER SPECIAL SECRET POWERS!

SPECIAL SECRET POWERS! >> LIKE WHAT?

>> LIKE WHAT? >> WHAT'S THE POINT OF A SECRET

>> WHAT'S THE POINT OF A SECRET IF YOU GO AROUND BLABBIN' IT?

IF YOU GO AROUND BLABBIN' IT? JUST PROMISE YOU WON'T TAKE THEM

JUST PROMISE YOU WON'T TAKE THEM OFF FOR ANYTHING, NOT UNTIL YOU

OFF FOR ANYTHING, NOT UNTIL YOU GET HOME.

GET HOME. >> I PROMISE.

>> I PROMISE. >> AND NOW A KISS FOR EXTRA

>> AND NOW A KISS FOR EXTRA ADDED PROTECTION.

ADDED PROTECTION. >> FROM WHAT?

>> FROM WHAT? >> ALL KIND'A WHATNOT.

>> ALL KIND'A WHATNOT. THERE'S SOME NASTY STUFF BETWIXT

THERE'S SOME NASTY STUFF BETWIXT HERE AND THERE.

HERE AND THERE. YOU GOT YOU SOMETHIN' VERY

YOU GOT YOU SOMETHIN' VERY PRECIOUS ON YOUR FEET.

PRECIOUS ON YOUR FEET. AIN'T A CREATURE IN OZ WON'T

AIN'T A CREATURE IN OZ WON'T RECOGNIZE AND WANT TO SNATCH

RECOGNIZE AND WANT TO SNATCH THEM KICKS FOR THEMSELVES.

THEM KICKS FOR THEMSELVES. BUT NOW I MUST GO!SNATCH

BUT NOW I MUST GO!SNATCH THEM KICKS FOR THEMSELVES.

THEM KICKS FOR THEMSELVES. BUT NOW I MUST GO!

BUT NOW I MUST GO! SO, GOODBYE.

SO, GOODBYE. I SAID, GOODBYE!

I SAID, GOODBYE! REGGIE?

REGGIE? YOU GET ME A NEW BATTERY LIKE I

YOU GET ME A NEW BATTERY LIKE I ASKED?

ASKED? >> GIVE IT A SHAKE AND LEAN ON

>> GIVE IT A SHAKE AND LEAN ON THE CLUTCH.

THE CLUTCH. >> I SAID GOOD-BYE!

>> I SAID GOOD-BYE! >> WAIT.

>> WAIT. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE TO FIND

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE TO FIND THE WIZ.

THE WIZ. >> NO HAY PROBLEMO.

>> NO HAY PROBLEMO. WIZ LIVES IN THE EMERALD CITY.

WIZ LIVES IN THE EMERALD CITY. >> AND WHERE'S THAT AT?

>> AND WHERE'S THAT AT? >> OH, DARLING, YOU CAN'T MISS

>> OH, DARLING, YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

IT. IT'S BIG AND IT'S GREEN AND IT'S

IT'S BIG AND IT'S GREEN AND IT'S RIGHT AT THE END OF THE YELLOW

RIGHT AT THE END OF THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.

BRICK ROAD. >> THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD?

>> THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD? >> JUST STAY ON THE YELLOW BRICK

>> JUST STAY ON THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD AND YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

ROAD AND YOU CAN'T MISS IT. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE WINGED

BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE WINGED WARRIORS.

WARRIORS. >> THE WINGED WHAT?

>> THE WINGED WHAT? >> AND THE KALIDAHS.

>> AND THE KALIDAHS. >> WHO ARE THEY?

>> WHO ARE THEY? >> THEY'RE SHAPE SHIFTERS.

>> THEY'RE SHAPE SHIFTERS. >> AND MIND READERS.

>> AND MIND READERS. >> AND THEY WILL CHARM THEM

>> AND THEY WILL CHARM THEM SLIPPERS RIGHT OFF YOUR FEET.

SLIPPERS RIGHT OFF YOUR FEET. >> AND DON'T FORGET TO WARN HER

>> AND DON'T FORGET TO WARN HER ABOUT THE POPPIES.

ABOUT THE POPPIES. >> POPPIES?

>> POPPIES? LIKE FLOWERS?

LIKE FLOWERS? WHAT I GOTTA BE SCARED OF

WHAT I GOTTA BE SCARED OF FLOWERS FOR?

FLOWERS FOR? >> SOMETIMES THE MOST DANGEROUS

>> SOMETIMES THE MOST DANGEROUS THINGS ARE ALSO THE MOST

THINGS ARE ALSO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL.

BEAUTIFUL. >> THAT'S DEEP, CUZ.

>> THAT'S DEEP, CUZ. >> THEY LURE YOU IN, AND ONCE

>> THEY LURE YOU IN, AND ONCE THEY GET THEIR TENDRILS ON YOU,

THEY GET THEIR TENDRILS ON YOU, THEY NEVER LET YOU GO.

THEY NEVER LET YOU GO. THEY PUT YOU TO WORK FEEDING AND

THEY PUT YOU TO WORK FEEDING AND WATERING AND PLOWING THEIR

WATERING AND PLOWING THEIR FIELDS FROM SUNRISE TO SUNSET

FIELDS FROM SUNRISE TO SUNSET UNTIL THE FIRST FROST SETS YOU

UNTIL THE FIRST FROST SETS YOU FREE.

FREE. >> BUT IT AIN'T ALL BAD.

>> BUT IT AIN'T ALL BAD. YOU GET A LOT OF FRESH AIR.

YOU GET A LOT OF FRESH AIR. >> ADDAPERLE SAID SOMETHING

>> ADDAPERLE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THE WICKED WITCH OF THE

ABOUT THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST.

WEST. >> OH, YOU DON'T GOTTA FRET

>> OH, YOU DON'T GOTTA FRET ABOUT HER.

ABOUT HER. SEEIN' HOW YOU OFF'ED HER

SEEIN' HOW YOU OFF'ED HER SISTER, IF SHE GETS HER HANDS ON

SISTER, IF SHE GETS HER HANDS ON YOU, SHE'LL SLICE, DICE AND DEEP

YOU, SHE'LL SLICE, DICE AND DEEP FRY YOUR BUTT 'FORE YOU CAN

FRY YOUR BUTT 'FORE YOU CAN BLINK.

BLINK. SO, NO SENSE WORRYING ABOUT HER.

SO, NO SENSE WORRYING ABOUT HER. HAVE A NICE TRIP.

HAVE A NICE TRIP. >> REGARDS TO THE WIZ!

>> REGARDS TO THE WIZ! >> GOODBYE!

>> GOODBYE! >> REGARDS TO THE WIZ!

>> REGARDS TO THE WIZ! >> JUST FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK

>> JUST FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD?

ROAD? >> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT. JUST FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK

JUST FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.

ROAD. >> BUT WHERE IS THE YELLOW BRICK

>> BUT WHERE IS THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD?

♪♪

♪ THERE'S A FEELING HERE INSIDE THAT I CANNOT HIDE ♪

THAT I CANNOT HIDE ♪ ♪ AND I KNOW I'VE TRIED

♪ AND I KNOW I'VE TRIED BUT IT'S TURNING ME AROUND ♪

BUT IT'S TURNING ME AROUND ♪ ♪ I'M NOT SURE THAT I'M AWARE

♪ I'M NOT SURE THAT I'M AWARE IF I'M UP OR DOWN

IF I'M UP OR DOWN IF I'M HERE OR THERE ♪

IF I'M HERE OR THERE ♪ ♪ I NEED BOTH FEET ON THE GROUND

♪ I NEED BOTH FEET ON THE GROUND WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M DROWNING ♪

DROWNING ♪ ♪ WHEN THERE IS PLENTY OF AIR?

♪ WHEN THERE IS PLENTY OF AIR? WHY DO I FEEL LIKE FROWNING? ♪

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE FROWNING? ♪ ♪ I THINK THE FEELING IS FEAR

♪ I THINK THE FEELING IS FEAR HERE I AM IN A DIFFERENT PLACE ♪

HERE I AM IN A DIFFERENT PLACE ♪ ♪ IN A DIFFERENT TIME

♪ IN A DIFFERENT TIME IN THIS TIME AND SPACE ♪

IN THIS TIME AND SPACE ♪ ♪ BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE

♪ BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE I WAS TOLD I MUST SEE THE WIZ ♪

I WAS TOLD I MUST SEE THE WIZ ♪ ♪ BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT A WIZARD

♪ BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT A WIZARD IS

IS I JUST HOPE THE WIZ IS THERE ♪

I JUST HOPE THE WIZ IS THERE ♪ ♪ MAYBE I'M JUST GOING CRAZY

♪ MAYBE I'M JUST GOING CRAZY LETTING MYSELF GET UPTIGHT ♪

LETTING MYSELF GET UPTIGHT ♪ ♪ I'M ACTING JUST LIKE A BABY

♪ I'M ACTING JUST LIKE A BABY I'M GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪

I'M GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ SOON AS I GET HOME

♪ SOON AS I GET HOME SOON AS I GET HOME

SOON AS I GET HOME IN A DIFFERENT PLACE

IN A DIFFERENT PLACE IN A DIFFERENT TIME ♪

IN A DIFFERENT TIME ♪ ♪ DIFFERENT PEOPLE AROUND ME

♪ DIFFERENT PEOPLE AROUND ME I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ♪

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ♪ ♪ OF THEIR DIFFERENT WORLD

♪ OF THEIR DIFFERENT WORLD AND HOW DIFFERENT THEY FIND ME ♪

AND HOW DIFFERENT THEY FIND ME ♪ ♪ AND JUST WHAT'S A WIZ

♪ AND JUST WHAT'S A WIZ IS IT BIG?

IS IT BIG? WILL IT SCARE ME? ♪

WILL IT SCARE ME? ♪ ♪ IF I ASK TO LEAVE

♪ IF I ASK TO LEAVE WILL THE WIZ EVEN HEAR ME? ♪

WILL THE WIZ EVEN HEAR ME? ♪ ♪ HOW WILL I KNOW THEN

♪ HOW WILL I KNOW THEN IF I'LL EVER GET HOME AGAIN? ♪

IF I'LL EVER GET HOME AGAIN? ♪ ♪ HERE I AM ALONE

♪ HERE I AM ALONE THOUGH IT FEELS THE SAME ♪

THOUGH IT FEELS THE SAME ♪ ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING

♪ I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING OUT HERE ON MY OWN

OUT HERE ON MY OWN AND IT'S NOT A GAME ♪

AND IT'S NOT A GAME ♪ ♪ AND A STRANGE WIND IS BLOWING

♪ AND A STRANGE WIND IS BLOWING I AM SO AMAZED ♪

I AM SO AMAZED ♪ ♪ BY THE THINGS THAT I SEE HERE

♪ BY THE THINGS THAT I SEE HERE I DON'T WANT TO BE AFRAID ♪

I DON'T WANT TO BE AFRAID ♪ ♪ I JUST DON'T WANNA TO BE HERE

♪ I JUST DON'T WANNA TO BE HERE IN MY MIND, THIS IS CLEAR ♪

IN MY MIND, THIS IS CLEAR ♪ ♪ WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

♪ WHAT AM I DOING HERE? I WISH I WAS

I WISH I WAS HOME ♪♪

>> WHAT D'YA KNOW? A YELLOW BRICK ROAD!

♪♪

>>> WHY HELLO THERE. GOT ANY SPARE CHANGE?

GOT ANY SPARE CHANGE? LOOSE BILLS?

LOOSE BILLS? MAYBE SOME DIRTY OLD DOLLARS

MAYBE SOME DIRTY OLD DOLLARS CLUTTERING UP YOUR PURSE?

CLUTTERING UP YOUR PURSE? >> DID YOU SAY THAT?

>> DID YOU SAY THAT? >> DID I SAY WHAT?

>> DID I SAY WHAT? >> A TALKING SCARECROW?

>> A TALKING SCARECROW? >> WHERE?

>> WHERE? >> YOU!

>> YOU! HOW COME YOU CAN TALK?

HOW COME YOU CAN TALK? AND WHAT YOU DOIN' UP THERE?

AND WHAT YOU DOIN' UP THERE? AND IF YOU'RE A SCARECROW, HOW

AND IF YOU'RE A SCARECROW, HOW COME THOSE CROWS AREN'T SCARED?

COME THOSE CROWS AREN'T SCARED? >> A BEVY OF EXCELLENT QUESTIONS

>> A BEVY OF EXCELLENT QUESTIONS WHICH IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE TO

WHICH IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE TO ANSWER IF ONLY I HAD A BRAIN.

ANSWER IF ONLY I HAD A BRAIN. >> HOW CAN YOU TALK WITHOUT A

>> HOW CAN YOU TALK WITHOUT A BRAIN?

BRAIN? >> I'M NOT SURE.

>> I'M NOT SURE. BUT SINCE I BEEN HANGIN' UP

BUT SINCE I BEEN HANGIN' UP HERE, I'VE HEARD AN AWFUL LOT OF

HERE, I'VE HEARD AN AWFUL LOT OF BRAINLESS PEOPLE TALKING AND IT

BRAINLESS PEOPLE TALKING AND IT AIN'T STOPS THEM.

AIN'T STOPS THEM. SO HOW ABOUT HELPING A BROTHER

SO HOW ABOUT HELPING A BROTHER OUT WITH SOME CASH?

OUT WITH SOME CASH? >> WHAT'S IT FOR?

>> WHAT'S IT FOR? >> I'M SAVING MY CENTS TO BUY ME

>> I'M SAVING MY CENTS TO BUY ME SOME SENSE.

SOME SENSE. >> HOW MUCH YOU GOT SO FAR?

>> HOW MUCH YOU GOT SO FAR? >> NOTHING.

>> NOTHING. WHATEVER I GET THEY TAKE AWAY.

WHATEVER I GET THEY TAKE AWAY. >> THAT'S RENT, MY BROTHER.

>> THAT'S RENT, MY BROTHER. ALL LEGIT.

ALL LEGIT. EVERYTHING ON THE UP AND UP.

EVERYTHING ON THE UP AND UP. POLES DON'T GROW ON TREES, YOU

POLES DON'T GROW ON TREES, YOU KNOW.

KNOW. >> WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HELP YOU

>> WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HELP YOU COME DOWN FROM THERE?

COME DOWN FROM THERE? >> WHY HE WANNA COME DOWN?

>> WHY HE WANNA COME DOWN? MY MAN IS LIVING PENTHOUSE HIGH.

MY MAN IS LIVING PENTHOUSE HIGH. >> DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.

>> DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. YOU'VE GOT TO THINK FOR

YOU'VE GOT TO THINK FOR YOURSELF.

YOURSELF. >> I WOULD.

>> I WOULD. AS SOON AS I GET ME A BRAIN.

AS SOON AS I GET ME A BRAIN. BUT THE FARMER WHO MADE ME

BUT THE FARMER WHO MADE ME STUFFED MY HEAD WITH STRAW.

STUFFED MY HEAD WITH STRAW. THEN THESE CROWS COME ALONG

THEN THESE CROWS COME ALONG FILLING IT WITH ALL MANNER OF

FILLING IT WITH ALL MANNER OF NONSENSE.

NONSENSE. >> EVER HEAR SUCH INGRATEFUL

>> EVER HEAR SUCH INGRATEFUL PLATITUDES?

PLATITUDES? >> WE FILL HIS HEAD WITH THE

>> WE FILL HIS HEAD WITH THE TRUTH.

TRUTH. THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT

THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

THE TRUTH. >> WHAT KIND OF TRUTH?

>> WHAT KIND OF TRUTH? >> GO ON.

>> GO ON. ELUCIDATE THE SISTER.

ELUCIDATE THE SISTER. >> "THERE AIN'T NO GETTIN' AHEAD

>> "THERE AIN'T NO GETTIN' AHEAD FOR FOLKS LIKE ME."

FOR FOLKS LIKE ME." >> GETTIN' A HEAD!

>> GETTIN' A HEAD! THAT'S FUNNY, RIGHT?

THAT'S FUNNY, RIGHT? >> SIT DOWN, GIRL.

>> SIT DOWN, GIRL. SCHOOL IS IN SESSION.

SCHOOL IS IN SESSION. GO ON.

GO ON. TELL HER WHAT ELSE WE TAUGHT

TELL HER WHAT ELSE WE TAUGHT YOU.

YOU. REPRESENT.

REPRESENT. >> I DON'T WANT TO.

>> I DON'T WANT TO. >> YEAH!

>> YEAH! CROW-CEDE WITH THE CROW

CROW-CEDE WITH THE CROW COMMANDMENTS.

♪♪

♪ YOU CAN'T WIN YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN ♪

YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN ♪ ♪ AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT

♪ AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THE GAME

OF THE GAME PEOPLE KEEP SAYIN'

PEOPLE KEEP SAYIN' THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE ♪

THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE ♪ ♪ BUT THEY LOOK JUST LIKE

♪ BUT THEY LOOK JUST LIKE THEY'RE STAYIN' THE SAME ♪

THEY'RE STAYIN' THE SAME ♪ ♪ YOU GET IN WAY OVER YOUR HEAD

♪ YOU GET IN WAY OVER YOUR HEAD AND YOU'VE ONLY GOT

AND YOU'VE ONLY GOT YOURSELF TO BLAME ♪

YOURSELF TO BLAME ♪ ♪ YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD

♪ YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD

YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN ♪

YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN ♪ ♪ AND YOU CAN'T

♪ AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THE GAME

GET OUT OF THE GAME YOU CAN'T WIN

YOU CAN'T WIN THE WORLD KEEPS MOVIN' ♪

THE WORLD KEEPS MOVIN' ♪ ♪ AND YOU'RE STANDIN' FAR

♪ AND YOU'RE STANDIN' FAR BEHIND

BEHIND PEOPLE KEEP SAYIN' ♪

PEOPLE KEEP SAYIN' ♪ ♪ THINGS'LL GET BETTER

♪ THINGS'LL GET BETTER JUST TO EASE YOUR STATE OF

JUST TO EASE YOUR STATE OF MIND ♪

MIND ♪ ♪ SO YOU LAY BACK

♪ SO YOU LAY BACK AND YOU SMOKE THAT SMOKE ♪

AND YOU SMOKE THAT SMOKE ♪ ♪ AND YOU DRINK YOUR GLASS OF

♪ AND YOU DRINK YOUR GLASS OF WINE

WINE SAYIN' YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD ♪

SAYIN' YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD ♪ ♪ YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN

♪ YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THE

AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THE GAME ♪

GAME ♪ ♪ YOU CAN'T WIN

♪ YOU CAN'T WIN YOU CAN'T WIN

YOU CAN'T WIN YOU CAN'T WIN, NO WAY ♪

YOU CAN'T WIN, NO WAY ♪ ♪ IF YOUR STORY STAYS THE SAME

♪ IF YOUR STORY STAYS THE SAME YOU AIN'T WINNIN' ♪

YOU AIN'T WINNIN' ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU

♪ BUT IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU I'M AWFULLY GLAD YOU CAME

I'M AWFULLY GLAD YOU CAME BETTER COOL IT ♪

BETTER COOL IT ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE AIN'T ABOUT LOSIN'

♪ 'CAUSE AIN'T ABOUT LOSIN' AND THE WORLD HAS GOT NO SHAME ♪

AND THE WORLD HAS GOT NO SHAME ♪ ♪ YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD

♪ YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN ♪

YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN ♪ ♪ AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THE

♪ AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THE GAME

♪♪ ♪♪

YOU CAN'T WIN ♪ ♪ YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN

♪ YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN AIN'T THE WAY IT'S S'POSED TO

AIN'T THE WAY IT'S S'POSED TO BE ♪

BE ♪ ♪ YOU'LL BE SPENDIN'

♪ YOU'LL BE SPENDIN' YOUR LITTLE BIT OF MONEY ♪

YOUR LITTLE BIT OF MONEY ♪ ♪ WHILE SOMEONE ELSE RIDES FOR

♪ WHILE SOMEONE ELSE RIDES FOR FREE

FREE LEARN YOUR LESSON

LEARN YOUR LESSON REFUEL YOUR MIND ♪

REFUEL YOUR MIND ♪ ♪ BEFORE SOME TURKEY

♪ BEFORE SOME TURKEY BLOWS OUT YOUR FLAME

BLOWS OUT YOUR FLAME YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD

YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD NO, YOU CAN'T WIN ♪

NO, YOU CAN'T WIN ♪ ♪ YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD

♪ YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD NO, YOU CAN'T WIN

NO, YOU CAN'T WIN YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD

YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD NO, YOU CAN'T WIN ♪

NO, YOU CAN'T WIN ♪ ♪ YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD

♪ YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD NO, YOU CAN'T WIN

NO, YOU CAN'T WIN YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD

YOU CAN'T WIN, CHILD YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN ♪

YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN ♪ ♪ AND YOU CAN'T

♪ AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THE GAME

GET OUT OF THE GAME CAN'T GET OUT OF THE GAME ♪

CAN'T GET OUT OF THE GAME ♪ ♪ YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THE

♪ YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THE GAME ♪♪

GAME ♪♪ >> I'VE NEVER HEARD SUCH

>> I'VE NEVER HEARD SUCH NONSENSE.

NONSENSE. NOW, SHOO!

NOW, SHOO! SHOO!

SHOO! LEAVE HIM BE.

LEAVE HIM BE. ALL OF YOU.

ALL OF YOU. >> YOU THINK YOU SCARE US?

>> YOU THINK YOU SCARE US? >> YOU LISTEN UP, I ALREADY

>> YOU LISTEN UP, I ALREADY KILLED A WICKED WITCH THIS

KILLED A WICKED WITCH THIS MORNING AND I WASN'T EVEN MAD AT

MORNING AND I WASN'T EVEN MAD AT HER.

HER. >> GOTTA FLY.

>> GOTTA FLY. CATCH YOU ON THE B-SIDE.

CATCH YOU ON THE B-SIDE. >> THEY'RE GONE.

>> THEY'RE GONE. YOU CAN COME DOWN NOW.

YOU CAN COME DOWN NOW. >> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU. I NEED A LITTLE HELP.

I NEED A LITTLE HELP. >> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? >> DO I LOOK ALL RIGHT?

>> DO I LOOK ALL RIGHT? >> SEEM A LITTLE WOBBLY.

>> SEEM A LITTLE WOBBLY. >> FOR ME, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

>> FOR ME, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? >> I KNOW NOTHING.

>> I KNOW NOTHING. >> YOU OUGHTA COME WITH ME TO

>> YOU OUGHTA COME WITH ME TO SEE THE WIZ.

SEE THE WIZ. >> THE WIZ?

>> THE WIZ? >> HE LIVES IN THE EMERALD CITY

>> HE LIVES IN THE EMERALD CITY AND THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN'T DO.

AND THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN'T DO. HE'S GONNA GET ME HOME.

HE'S GONNA GET ME HOME. AND I BET HE CAN GET YOU SOME

AND I BET HE CAN GET YOU SOME BRAINS.

BRAINS. >> BRAINS?

>> BRAINS? ME?

ME? MAN, I'M GONNA GET ME SOME

MAN, I'M GONNA GET ME SOME BRAINS.

BRAINS. I HOPE MY HAT CAN HANDLE IT.

♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHIN'

♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHIN' THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD ♪

THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD ♪ ♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHIN'

♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHIN' THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD ♪

THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD ♪ ♪ COME ON, EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE THERE MAY BE TIMES

♪ 'CAUSE THERE MAY BE TIMES WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE LOST YOUR

WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND ♪

MIND ♪ ♪ AND THE STEPS YOU'RE TAKIN'

♪ AND THE STEPS YOU'RE TAKIN' LEAVE YOU THREE, FOUR STEPS

LEAVE YOU THREE, FOUR STEPS BEHIND ♪

BEHIND ♪ ♪ JUST YOU KEEP ON KEEPIN'

♪ JUST YOU KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON THE ROAD THAT YOU CHOOSE ♪

ON THE ROAD THAT YOU CHOOSE ♪ ♪ AND DON'T GIVE UP WALKIN'

♪ AND DON'T GIVE UP WALKIN' 'CAUSE YOU GAVE UP SHOES ♪

'CAUSE YOU GAVE UP SHOES ♪ ♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHIN'

♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHIN' THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD

THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD COME ON AND ♪

COME ON AND ♪ ♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN

♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN ♪

EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN ♪ ♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN

♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN ♪

EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN ♪ ♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN

♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪♪

♪♪

>>> YOU HEAR THAT? >> IT'S COMING FROM OVER THERE.

>> IT'S COMING FROM OVER THERE. >> WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

>> WHAT SHOULD WE DO? >> GO OVER THERE!

>> GO OVER THERE! >> OHHHHHHHH!

>> OHHHHHHHH! >> SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE.

>> SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE. WHAT IS IT?

WHAT IS IT? >> I HAVE SEEN ME SOME

>> I HAVE SEEN ME SOME DOPE-FRESH CROCK-POTS IN MY DAY,

DOPE-FRESH CROCK-POTS IN MY DAY, BUT --

BUT -- >> SHH, HE'S TRYING TO SAY

>> SHH, HE'S TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING.

SOMETHING. >> OIL.

>> OIL. >> WHAT WAS THAT?

>> WHAT WAS THAT? >> OIL.

>> OIL. I NEED OIL.

I NEED OIL. >> HE SAID HE NEEDS OIL.

>> HE SAID HE NEEDS OIL. >> COULD THIS BE IT?

>> COULD THIS BE IT? >> AND NOW WHAT?

♪ SLIDE SOME OIL TO ME LET IT SLIP DOWN MY SPINE ♪

LET IT SLIP DOWN MY SPINE ♪ ♪ IF YOU DON'T HAVE STP

♪ IF YOU DON'T HAVE STP CRISCO BE JUST FINE

CRISCO BE JUST FINE SLIDE SOME OIL TO ME ♪

SLIDE SOME OIL TO ME ♪ ♪ HIT MY SHOULDER BLADE

♪ HIT MY SHOULDER BLADE ALL Y'ALL

ALL Y'ALL THAT DON'T HAVE TO LUBRICATE ♪

THAT DON'T HAVE TO LUBRICATE ♪ ♪ SURE HAVE GOT IT MADE

♪ SURE HAVE GOT IT MADE SLIDE SOME OIL TO ME ♪

SLIDE SOME OIL TO ME ♪ ♪ LET IT SLIP DOWN MY SIDE

♪ LET IT SLIP DOWN MY SIDE STANDING HERE IN ONE POSITION ♪

STANDING HERE IN ONE POSITION ♪ ♪ SURE CAN MAKE ONE TIRED

♪ SURE CAN MAKE ONE TIRED SLIDE SOME TO MY ELBOWS ♪

SLIDE SOME TO MY ELBOWS ♪ ♪ AND MY FINGERS, IF YOU WOULD

♪ AND MY FINGERS, IF YOU WOULD COME ON, SLIDE SOME OIL TO ME,

COME ON, SLIDE SOME OIL TO ME, GIRL ♪

GIRL ♪ ♪ OOH, DOES THAT FEEL GOOD

♪ OOH, DOES THAT FEEL GOOD SLIDE SOME OIL TO MY FEET

SLIDE SOME OIL TO MY FEET LOOK!

LOOK! I GOT TOES AGAIN!

I GOT TOES AGAIN! ♪ COME ON AND SLIDE SOME OIL

♪ COME ON AND SLIDE SOME OIL TO MY KNEES

TO MY KNEES AND LET ME SEE IF I CAN BEND ♪

AND LET ME SEE IF I CAN BEND ♪ ♪ SLIDE SOME OIL TO ME

♪ SLIDE SOME OIL TO ME I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL FINE ♪

I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL FINE ♪ ♪ COME ON AND SLIDE SOME OIL

♪ COME ON AND SLIDE SOME OIL TO MY THROAT ♪

TO MY THROAT ♪ ♪ AND LET ME LUBRICATE MY MIND

♪ AND LET ME LUBRICATE MY MIND AND LET ME LUBRICATE MY MIND

AND LET ME LUBRICATE MY MIND AND LET ME LUBRICATE MY MIND ♪

AND LET ME LUBRICATE MY MIND ♪ >> WATCH ME DO THIS!

♪♪

♪ SLIDE SOME OIL TO ME I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL FINE ♪

I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL FINE ♪ ♪ COME ON AND SLIDE SOME OIL

♪ COME ON AND SLIDE SOME OIL TO MY THROAT

TO MY THROAT AND LET ME LUBRICATE MY MIND ♪

AND LET ME LUBRICATE MY MIND ♪ ♪ AND LET ME LUBRICATE MY MIND

♪ AND LET ME LUBRICATE MY MIND MY MIND, LET ME LUBRICATE MY

MY MIND, LET ME LUBRICATE MY MIND ♪♪

>> HOW DO I EVER THANK YOU? >> START BY SAYING GOODBYE.

>> START BY SAYING GOODBYE. C'MON, DOROTHY.

C'MON, DOROTHY. >> HOW DID YOU GET ALL RUSTED UP

>> HOW DID YOU GET ALL RUSTED UP LIKE THAT?

LIKE THAT? >> WOULD YOU MIND?

>> WOULD YOU MIND? I WAS OUT HERE FIXING AND

I WAS OUT HERE FIXING AND TINKERING AND WHATNOT WHEN THE

TINKERING AND WHATNOT WHEN THE STRANGEST STORM COME OUT OF

STRANGEST STORM COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND BEFORE I COULD DUCK

NOWHERE AND BEFORE I COULD DUCK FOR COVER, I WAS RUSTED SOLID.

FOR COVER, I WAS RUSTED SOLID. >> THAT'S TERRIBLE.

>> THAT'S TERRIBLE. >> THAT'S LIFE.

>> THAT'S LIFE. LET'S GO.

LET'S GO. >> I'VE GOTTA SAY, I'VE NEVER

>> I'VE GOTTA SAY, I'VE NEVER MET A MAN MADE OUT OF TIN

MET A MAN MADE OUT OF TIN BEFORE.

BEFORE. >> AND YOU NEVER SEEN A TALKIN'

>> AND YOU NEVER SEEN A TALKIN' SCARECROW NEITHER.

SCARECROW NEITHER. JUST ONE OF THEM DAYS.

JUST ONE OF THEM DAYS. CAN WE GO NOW?

CAN WE GO NOW? >> WHAT'S THE HURRY, SON?

>> WHAT'S THE HURRY, SON? >> WE GOT A DATE WITH THE WIZ.

>> WE GOT A DATE WITH THE WIZ. HE'S GONNA GIVE ME A BRAIN AND

HE'S GONNA GIVE ME A BRAIN AND SEND DOROTHY BACK HOME.

SEND DOROTHY BACK HOME. >> HE CAN DO THAT?

>> HE CAN DO THAT? >> HE CAN DO ANYTHING.

>> HE CAN DO ANYTHING. HE'S THE WIZ.

HE'S THE WIZ. >> I WONDER --

>> I WONDER -- NO, HE'D NEVER --

NO, HE'D NEVER -- >> WHAT?

>> WHAT? >> Y'KNOW, I WASN'T ALWAYS MADE

>> Y'KNOW, I WASN'T ALWAYS MADE OF TIN.

OF TIN. WAS A TIME I WAS FLESH AND BLOOD

WAS A TIME I WAS FLESH AND BLOOD JUST LIKE YOU.

JUST LIKE YOU. I WAS EVEN IN LOVE.

I WAS EVEN IN LOVE. HER NAME WAS BERTHA.

HER NAME WAS BERTHA. >> BERTHA?

>> BERTHA? >> SHH!

>> SHH! GO ON.

GO ON. >> PROBLEM WAS THERE WAS THIS

>> PROBLEM WAS THERE WAS THIS OTHER GIRL.

OTHER GIRL. WELL, NOT SO MUCH A GIRL AS A

WELL, NOT SO MUCH A GIRL AS A WITCH.

WITCH. >> WHICH WITCH?

>> WHICH WITCH? >> EVVAMEAN, THE WICKED WITCH OF

>> EVVAMEAN, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST.

THE EAST. YOU KNOW HER?

YOU KNOW HER? >> YOU COULD SAY WE RUN INTO

>> YOU COULD SAY WE RUN INTO EACH OTHER.

EACH OTHER. SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

SO, WHAT HAPPENED? >> I SWEAR I NEVER ENCOURAGED

>> I SWEAR I NEVER ENCOURAGED HER BUT EVVAMEAN WAS SWEET ON

HER BUT EVVAMEAN WAS SWEET ON ME.

ME. MADE NO NEVER MIND, MY HEART

MADE NO NEVER MIND, MY HEART BELONGED TO BERTHA.

BELONGED TO BERTHA. I KNOW I SHOULD'VE MANNED UP AND

I KNOW I SHOULD'VE MANNED UP AND TOLD HER, BUT BEFORE I COULD,

TOLD HER, BUT BEFORE I COULD, OLD EVVAMEAN CAUGHT US KISSING

OLD EVVAMEAN CAUGHT US KISSING IN THE WOODS.

IN THE WOODS. SHE LET LOOSE A BOLT OF

SHE LET LOOSE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING KNOCKED ME CLEAR

LIGHTNING KNOCKED ME CLEAR ACROSS THE RIVER.

ACROSS THE RIVER. WHEN I OPENED MY EYES I WAS LIKE

WHEN I OPENED MY EYES I WAS LIKE THIS, ICE COLD AND STEELY HARD.

THIS, ICE COLD AND STEELY HARD. BERTHA SAID SHE DIDN'T MIND, BUT

BERTHA SAID SHE DIDN'T MIND, BUT TURNING ME TO TIN WASN'T THE

TURNING ME TO TIN WASN'T THE WORST THING EVVAMEAN DONE TO ME.

WORST THING EVVAMEAN DONE TO ME. SHE SAID IF SHE COULDN'T HAVE MY

SHE SAID IF SHE COULDN'T HAVE MY HEART, THEN NO ONE COULD.

HEART, THEN NO ONE COULD. WITHOUT A HEART I HAD TO LET

WITHOUT A HEART I HAD TO LET BERTHA GO.

BERTHA GO. >> THAT IS THE SADDEST STORY I

>> THAT IS THE SADDEST STORY I EVER HEARD.

EVER HEARD. >> COME ON, DOROTHY.

>> COME ON, DOROTHY. SEE YOU LATER.

SEE YOU LATER. >> YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THE WIZ --

>> YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THE WIZ -- >> WELL, OF COURSE HE CAN GIVE

>> WELL, OF COURSE HE CAN GIVE YOU BACK YOUR HEART.

YOU BACK YOUR HEART. >> YOU REALLY THINK SO?

>> YOU REALLY THINK SO? >> I DON'T.

>> I DON'T. BUT THEN AGAIN, I DON'T GOT A

BUT THEN AGAIN, I DON'T GOT A BRAIN.

BRAIN. >> YOU COME WITH US TO EMERALD

>> YOU COME WITH US TO EMERALD CITY.

CITY. WHEN THE WIZ HEARS YOUR STORY HE

WHEN THE WIZ HEARS YOUR STORY HE WILL NEVER TURN YOU AWAY.

WILL NEVER TURN YOU AWAY. >> NO.

>> NO. I CAN'T GO WITH YOU.

I CAN'T GO WITH YOU. OLD EVVAMEAN STILL KEEPS WATCH

OLD EVVAMEAN STILL KEEPS WATCH TO BE SURE I'M NEVER HAPPY.

TO BE SURE I'M NEVER HAPPY. THEY DON'T CALL HER EVER-MEAN

THEY DON'T CALL HER EVER-MEAN FOR NOTHING.

FOR NOTHING. TRAVELING WITH ME WOULD PUT YOU

TRAVELING WITH ME WOULD PUT YOU BOTH IN DANGER.

BOTH IN DANGER. BUT THANK YOU.

BUT THANK YOU. THANK YOU KINDLY.

THANK YOU KINDLY. >> ACTUALLY, I GUESS YOU BEEN

>> ACTUALLY, I GUESS YOU BEEN RUSTED UP SO YOU HAVEN'T HEARD.

RUSTED UP SO YOU HAVEN'T HEARD. EVVAMEAN IS NO LONGER OF THIS

EVVAMEAN IS NO LONGER OF THIS WORLD.

WORLD. SEE,

SEE, WHAT HAD HAD HAPPENED WAS

WHAT HAD HAD HAPPENED WAS SOMEBODY SORT OF ACCIDENTALLY

SOMEBODY SORT OF ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED A HOUSE ON HER.

DROPPED A HOUSE ON HER. >> COME AGAIN, SAY WHAT NOW?

>> COME AGAIN, SAY WHAT NOW? THOSE ARE EVVAMEAN'S SHOES.

THOSE ARE EVVAMEAN'S SHOES. IT WAS YOU?

IT WAS YOU? YOU DROPPED A HOUSE ON EVVAMEAN?

YOU DROPPED A HOUSE ON EVVAMEAN? >> I WASN'T AIMING OR NOTHING.

>> I WASN'T AIMING OR NOTHING. BUT, YEAH, IT WAS MY HOUSE.

BUT, YEAH, IT WAS MY HOUSE. >> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU. >> SO HOW'S ABOUT COMING WITH

>> SO HOW'S ABOUT COMING WITH US?

US? >> YOU MEAN IT?

>> YOU MEAN IT? COULD MY NIGHTMARE FINALLY BE

COULD MY NIGHTMARE FINALLY BE OVER?

OVER? >> WHY NOT?

>> WHY NOT? >> JUST SHOW ME THE WAY!

>> JUST SHOW ME THE WAY! ♪ PICK YOUR RIGHT FOOT UP

♪ PICK YOUR RIGHT FOOT UP WHEN YOUR LEFT ONE'S DOWN ♪

WHEN YOUR LEFT ONE'S DOWN ♪ ♪ COME ON, LEGS KEEP MOVIN'

♪ COME ON, LEGS KEEP MOVIN' DON'T YOU LOSE NO GROUND ♪

DON'T YOU LOSE NO GROUND ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE THE ROAD YOU'RE WALKIN'

♪ 'CAUSE THE ROAD YOU'RE WALKIN' MIGHT BE LONG SOMETIME ♪

MIGHT BE LONG SOMETIME ♪ ♪ BUT JUST STICK WITH ME

♪ BUT JUST STICK WITH ME AND YOU'LL BE JUST FINE ♪

AND YOU'LL BE JUST FINE ♪ ♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHIN'

♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHIN' THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD

THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD COME ON AND ♪

COME ON AND ♪ ♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN

♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN ♪

EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN ♪ ♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN

♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN THE ♪♪

THE ♪♪ ♪ AH AH AH AH

♪ AH AH AH AH SAY WHAT YOU WANNA

SAY WHAT YOU WANNA BUT I'M HERE TO STAY

BUT I'M HERE TO STAY 'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION ♪

'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION ♪ ♪ YOU CAN GO WHERE YOU WANNA

♪ YOU CAN GO WHERE YOU WANNA BUT DON'T GET IN MY WAY

BUT DON'T GET IN MY WAY 'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION

'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION YOU'LL BE STANDIN' IN A DRAFT ♪

YOU'LL BE STANDIN' IN A DRAFT ♪ ♪ IF YOU DON'T HEAR ME LAUGH

♪ IF YOU DON'T HEAR ME LAUGH AND IF YOU HAPPEN

AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO COME AROUND ♪

TO COME AROUND ♪ ♪ BETTER HOPE THAT

♪ BETTER HOPE THAT I DON'T FROWN

I DON'T FROWN 'CAUSE I JUST MIGHT

'CAUSE I JUST MIGHT KNOCK YOU DOWN ♪

KNOCK YOU DOWN ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION

♪ 'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION I'M A MEAN OLD LION

I'M A MEAN OLD LION DON'T YOU KNOW

DON'T YOU KNOW I'M READY TO FIGHT ♪

I'M READY TO FIGHT ♪ ♪ I'LL TURN YOUR DAY INTO NIGHT

♪ I'LL TURN YOUR DAY INTO NIGHT 'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION

'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION AND IF YOU'RE HALF BRIGHT

AND IF YOU'RE HALF BRIGHT YOU'LL DETOUR TO THE RIGHT ♪

YOU'LL DETOUR TO THE RIGHT ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION

♪ 'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION ALL YOU STRANGERS BETTER BEWARE

ALL YOU STRANGERS BETTER BEWARE THIS IS THE

THIS IS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE HERE ♪

KING OF THE JUNGLE HERE ♪ ♪ AND IF I HAPPEN

♪ AND IF I HAPPEN TO LET YOU SLIDE

TO LET YOU SLIDE DON'T JUST STAND THERE

DON'T JUST STAND THERE RUN AND HIDE ♪

RUN AND HIDE ♪ ♪ NOW, YOU JUST CAUGHT

♪ NOW, YOU JUST CAUGHT MY BETTER SIDE ♪

MY BETTER SIDE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION

♪ 'CAUSE I'M A MEAN OLE LION I'M A MEAN OLE LION

I'M A MEAN OLE LION A MEAN OLE LION ♪

>> OW. YOU HIT ME.

YOU HIT ME. >> YOU DIG THAT?

>> YOU DIG THAT? >> DON'T YOU KNOW YOU COULD DO

>> DON'T YOU KNOW YOU COULD DO PERMANENT DAMAGE THAT WAY?

PERMANENT DAMAGE THAT WAY? >> AND YOU CALL YOURSELF KING OF

>> AND YOU CALL YOURSELF KING OF THE JUNGLE?

THE JUNGLE? >> YOU SEE ANOTHER CAT BEGGING

>> YOU SEE ANOTHER CAT BEGGING FOR THE GIG?

FOR THE GIG? >> MAN, YOU'VE GOT A YELLOW

>> MAN, YOU'VE GOT A YELLOW STREAK A MILE WIDE.

STREAK A MILE WIDE. >> DO NOT.

>> DO NOT. I HAD IT TOUCHED UP LAST

I HAD IT TOUCHED UP LAST THURSDAY.

THURSDAY. >> YOU OUGHT'A BE ASHAMED OF

>> YOU OUGHT'A BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, GOING AROUND ROARING

YOURSELF, GOING AROUND ROARING AT FOLKS.

AT FOLKS. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A GREAT BIG

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A GREAT BIG COWARD.

COWARD. >> HEY.

>> HEY. YOU DON'T GOTTA SCREAM IT FOR

YOU DON'T GOTTA SCREAM IT FOR THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. I'VE GOT TO REPRESENT HERE, YOU

I'VE GOT TO REPRESENT HERE, YOU KNOW?

KNOW? DON'T WANT ALL THE LITTLE FOREST

DON'T WANT ALL THE LITTLE FOREST CREATURES GETTING WISE AND

CREATURES GETTING WISE AND GANGING UP ON ME.

GANGING UP ON ME. OH, WHAT'S THE USE?

OH, WHAT'S THE USE? I'LL NEVER BE NOTHING BUT A BIG

I'LL NEVER BE NOTHING BUT A BIG OLE SCAREDY-CAT.

OLE SCAREDY-CAT. THAT'S ALL I'M EVER GOING TO BE.

THAT'S ALL I'M EVER GOING TO BE. I TRIED TO GET HELP FROM THIS

I TRIED TO GET HELP FROM THIS OLD OWL.

OLD OWL. BUT HE JUST MAKES ME LIE ON HIS

BUT HE JUST MAKES ME LIE ON HIS COUCH WHILE HE ASKS A LOT OF

COUCH WHILE HE ASKS A LOT OF STUPID QUESTIONS --

STUPID QUESTIONS -- HOW DO YOU FEEL?

HOW DO YOU FEEL? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS?

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS? I TOLD HIM, "I THINK IT MEANS

I TOLD HIM, "I THINK IT MEANS THAT I'M GETTING RIPPED OFF,

THAT I'M GETTING RIPPED OFF, 'CAUSE YOU TAKE ALL MY MONEY AND

'CAUSE YOU TAKE ALL MY MONEY AND GIVE ME NOTHING."

GIVE ME NOTHING." >> OH, YOU POOR THING.

>> OH, YOU POOR THING. >> OH, GREAT.

>> OH, GREAT. NOW I'VE GOT LITTLE GIRLS

NOW I'VE GOT LITTLE GIRLS PITYING ME.

PITYING ME. >> IT COULD BE WORSE.

>> IT COULD BE WORSE. AT LEAST THIS FOREST IS A NICE

AT LEAST THIS FOREST IS A NICE HOME.

HOME. >> AND YOU'VE STILL GOT YOUR

>> AND YOU'VE STILL GOT YOUR HEART.

HEART. >> AND A BRAIN.

>> AND A BRAIN. >> WHAT GOOD'S ALL THAT IF I

>> WHAT GOOD'S ALL THAT IF I AIN'T GOT THE COURAGE TO GET OUT

AIN'T GOT THE COURAGE TO GET OUT OF BED?

OF BED? >> MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IF YOU

>> MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IF YOU CAME WITH US TO SEE THE WIZ, HE

CAME WITH US TO SEE THE WIZ, HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU

MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU COURAGE.

COURAGE. >> REALLY?

>> REALLY? JUST LIKE THAT?

JUST LIKE THAT? >> I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

>> I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. HE'S GOING TO GIVE SCARECROW A

HE'S GOING TO GIVE SCARECROW A BRAIN, AND TINMAN A HEART AND

BRAIN, AND TINMAN A HEART AND GET ME HOME.

GET ME HOME. ♪ COME ON AND EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON AND EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD COME ON AND EASE ON DOWN

COME ON AND EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHING

♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHING THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD

THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD COME ON AND EASE ON DOWN

COME ON AND EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE THERE MAY BE TIMES

♪ 'CAUSE THERE MAY BE TIMES WHEN YOU WISH YOU WASN'T BORN

WHEN YOU WISH YOU WASN'T BORN AND YOU WAKE ONE MORNING

AND YOU WAKE ONE MORNING JUST TO FIND YOUR COURAGE GONE ♪

JUST TO FIND YOUR COURAGE GONE ♪ ♪ BUT JUST KNOW THAT FEELING

♪ BUT JUST KNOW THAT FEELING ONLY LAST A LITTLE WHILE

ONLY LAST A LITTLE WHILE YOU JUST STICK WITH ME

YOU JUST STICK WITH ME AND I 'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO

AND I 'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO SMILE ♪

SMILE ♪ ♪ COME ON, EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD COME ON AND EASE ON DOWN

COME ON AND EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHING

♪ DON'T YOU CARRY NOTHING THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD

THAT MIGHT BE A LOAD COME ON AND ♪

COME ON AND ♪ ♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN

♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN

EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN ♪

EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN ♪ ♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN

♪ EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN

EASE ON DOWN, EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

ASE ON DOWN, EASE ON N EASE ON

♪ WHERE'D THE ROAD GO? COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN

COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN

♪ COME ON AND, EASE ON DOWN EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD ♪

>> WHERE'D THE ROAD GO? >> WHERE'D THE WHAT WHAT?

>> WHERE'D THE WHAT WHAT? >> ANYBODY SEEN THE YELLOW BRICK

>> ANYBODY SEEN THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD?

ROAD? >> WE WERE JUST ON IT.

>> WE WERE JUST ON IT. >> AND NOW WE'RE NOT.

>> AND NOW WE'RE NOT. >> IT'S GOTTA BE HERE.

>> IT'S GOTTA BE HERE. ROADS DON'T GET UP AND WALK

ROADS DON'T GET UP AND WALK AWAY.

AWAY. >> MAYBE NOT WHERE YOU COME

>> MAYBE NOT WHERE YOU COME FROM.

FROM. >> ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE HOW DARK

>> ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE HOW DARK IT'S GETTING?

IT'S GETTING? WHAT WAS THAT?

WHAT WAS THAT? >> WHAT WAS WHAT?

>> WHAT WAS WHAT? >> I THOUGHT I HEARD --

>> I THOUGHT I HEARD -- >> DON'T GET ALL HYSTERICAL NOW.

>> DON'T GET ALL HYSTERICAL NOW. >> I'M NOT GETTING HYSTERICAL

>> I'M NOT GETTING HYSTERICAL NOW.

NOW. BUT GIMME A FEW MINUTES?

BUT GIMME A FEW MINUTES? >> IF WE'RE GOING TO GET TO THE

>> IF WE'RE GOING TO GET TO THE EMERALD CITY, WE'VE GOT TO FIND

EMERALD CITY, WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT ROAD.

THAT ROAD. >> HOW ABOUT THIS?

>> HOW ABOUT THIS? THERE'S FOUR DIRECTIONS, AND

THERE'S FOUR DIRECTIONS, AND THERE ARE FOUR OF US.

THERE ARE FOUR OF US. WE'LL EACH GO A DIFFERENT

WE'LL EACH GO A DIFFERENT DIRECTION AND, BETWEEN US, WE'LL

DIRECTION AND, BETWEEN US, WE'LL FIND THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.

FIND THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD. >> GOOD PLAN.

>> GOOD PLAN. >> YEAH, GOOD PLAN.

>> YEAH, GOOD PLAN. CAN I GO WITH YOU?

CAN I GO WITH YOU? >> SNAP TO, LEROY!

>> SNAP TO, LEROY! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. NOW, LET'S MOVE OUT!

>> DOROTHY. DOROTHY.

DOROTHY. >> WHO'S THAT?

>> WHO'S THAT? SCARECROW?

SCARECROW? >> DOROTHY, HELP ME, BABY.

>> DOROTHY, HELP ME, BABY. >> AUNT EM?

>> AUNT EM? THAT YOU?

THAT YOU? >> IT'S ME, BABY.

>> IT'S ME, BABY. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR OWN

DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR OWN MAMA?

MAMA? >> MAMA?

>> MAMA? >> YES, BABY.

>> YES, BABY. >> IT CAN'T BE.

>> IT CAN'T BE. YOU'RE --

YOU'RE -- >> I'M RIGHT HERE, BABY.

>> I'M RIGHT HERE, BABY. >> MAMA, I MISS YOU SO MUCH.

>> MAMA, I MISS YOU SO MUCH. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HOME TO

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HOME TO YOU.

YOU. >> AND I'M TRYING TO GET TO YOU,

>> AND I'M TRYING TO GET TO YOU, BABY.

BABY. I WANNA HOLD YOU SO BAD.

I WANNA HOLD YOU SO BAD. BUT I CAN'T GET DOWN FROM HERE.

BUT I CAN'T GET DOWN FROM HERE. >> I'LL CLIMB UP AND GET YOU.

>> I'LL CLIMB UP AND GET YOU. >> NO!

>> NO! STAY WHERE YOU ARE OR YOU'LL BE

STAY WHERE YOU ARE OR YOU'LL BE STUCK HERE, TOO.

STUCK HERE, TOO. >> BUT HOW CAN I GET YOU DOWN?

>> BUT HOW CAN I GET YOU DOWN? >> THOSE SHOES.

>> THOSE SHOES. >> SHOES?

>> SHOES? >> THEM SILVER SLIPPERS.

>> THEM SILVER SLIPPERS. THEY'RE MAGIC.

THEY'RE MAGIC. THEY'LL GET ME DOWN.

THEY'LL GET ME DOWN. PASS 'EM TO ME.

PASS 'EM TO ME. >> BUT I --

>> BUT I -- >> COME ON, BABY GIRL.

>> COME ON, BABY GIRL. DON'T YOU WANNA SEE YOUR MAMA?

DON'T YOU WANNA SEE YOUR MAMA? BABY, I BEEN WANTING TO HOLD YOU

BABY, I BEEN WANTING TO HOLD YOU SO BAD.

SO BAD. >> I PROMISED ADDAPERLE.

>> I PROMISED ADDAPERLE. >> DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU

>> DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU PROMISED THAT OLD WITCH.

PROMISED THAT OLD WITCH. YOU LISTEN TO YOUR MAMA.

YOU LISTEN TO YOUR MAMA. HAND ME THEM SLIPPERS.

HAND ME THEM SLIPPERS. PLEASE, BABY, PLEASE.

PLEASE, BABY, PLEASE. COME ON, STRETCH A LITTLE BIT

COME ON, STRETCH A LITTLE BIT MORE.

MORE. >> DOROTHY, NO!

>> DOROTHY, NO! IT'S THE KALIDAHS!

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

>> THANK YOU, TINMAN. IF YOU HADN'T COME BACK WHEN YOU

IF YOU HADN'T COME BACK WHEN YOU DID --

DID -- >> I WILL MOLLYWHOP THE FOOL

>> I WILL MOLLYWHOP THE FOOL TRIES TO STEP TO YOU!

TRIES TO STEP TO YOU! >> AND SCARECROW, YOU REALLY

>> AND SCARECROW, YOU REALLY SURPRISED ME.

SURPRISED ME. >> WEREN'T NO BIG THING.

>> WEREN'T NO BIG THING. >> AND YOU, LION --

>> AND YOU, LION -- >> CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT SHE

>> CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT SHE GOT TO SAY TO THAT QUIVERING,

GOT TO SAY TO THAT QUIVERING, COWERING MESS.

COWERING MESS. >> WASN'T MY FAULT.

>> WASN'T MY FAULT. I HAD A FURBALL.

I HAD A FURBALL. >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU

>> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE -- A GREAT BIG FURBALL.

ARE -- A GREAT BIG FURBALL. >> STOP.

>> STOP. I SAW HIM KNOCK DOWN ONE OF

I SAW HIM KNOCK DOWN ONE OF THOSE THINGS.

THOSE THINGS. >> KNOCK DOWN?

>> KNOCK DOWN? IT TRIPPED ON HIS TAIL.

IT TRIPPED ON HIS TAIL. >> HE COULD'VE RUN AWAY, BUT HE

>> HE COULD'VE RUN AWAY, BUT HE DIDN'T.

DIDN'T. HE STOOD TALL.

HE STOOD TALL. >> 'TILL HE PLAYED DEAD.

>> 'TILL HE PLAYED DEAD. >> HE'S RIGHT.

>> HE'S RIGHT. Y'ALL SHOULD JUST GO ON WITHOUT

Y'ALL SHOULD JUST GO ON WITHOUT ME.

ME. AIN'T NO WIZ POWERFUL ENOUGH TO

AIN'T NO WIZ POWERFUL ENOUGH TO FIX THIS MESS.

♪ WOO WOO WOO WOO THERE IS A PLACE WE'LL GO

THERE IS A PLACE WE'LL GO WHERE THERE IS MOSTLY QUIET ♪

WHERE THERE IS MOSTLY QUIET ♪ ♪ FLOWERS AND BUTTERFLIES

♪ FLOWERS AND BUTTERFLIES A RAINBOW LIVES BESIDE IT

A RAINBOW LIVES BESIDE IT AND FROM A VELVET SKY

AND FROM A VELVET SKY A SUMMER STORM ♪

A SUMMER STORM ♪ ♪ YOU CAN FEEL

♪ YOU CAN FEEL THE COOLNESS IN THE AIR

THE COOLNESS IN THE AIR BUT YOU'RE STILL WARM ♪

BUT YOU'RE STILL WARM ♪ ♪ AND THEN A MIGHTY ROAR

♪ AND THEN A MIGHTY ROAR WILL START THE SKY TO CRYING

WILL START THE SKY TO CRYING NOT EVEN LIGHTNING

NOT EVEN LIGHTNING WILL BE FRIGHTENING MY LION ♪

WILL BE FRIGHTENING MY LION ♪ ♪ AND WITH NO FEAR INSIDE

♪ AND WITH NO FEAR INSIDE NO NEED TO RUN

NO NEED TO RUN NO NEED TO HIDE ♪

NO NEED TO HIDE ♪ ♪ YOU'RE STANDING

♪ YOU'RE STANDING STRONG AND TALL

STRONG AND TALL YOU'RE THE BRAVEST OF THEM ALL

YOU'RE THE BRAVEST OF THEM ALL IF ON COURAGE YOU MUST CALL ♪

IF ON COURAGE YOU MUST CALL ♪ ♪ THEN KEEP ON TRYING

♪ THEN KEEP ON TRYING AND TRYING

AND TRYING AND TRYING ♪

AND TRYING ♪ ♪ YOU'RE A LION

♪ YOU'RE A LION IN YOUR OWN WAY, BE A LION ♪

IN YOUR OWN WAY, BE A LION ♪ ♪ I'M STANDING STRONG AND TALL

♪ I'M STANDING STRONG AND TALL I'M THE BRAVEST

I'M THE BRAVEST OF THEM ALL

OF THEM ALL IF ON COURAGE I MUST CALL ♪

IF ON COURAGE I MUST CALL ♪ ♪ I'LL KEEP ON TRYING AND TRYING

♪ I'LL KEEP ON TRYING AND TRYING AND TRYING ♪

AND TRYING ♪ ♪ I'M A LION

♪ I'M A LION IN MY OWN WAY

IN MY OWN WAY I'M A LION

I'M A LION BE A LION ♪

>> YES, YOU ARE.

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

>> DOROTHY, LOOK. ISN'T THAT --

ISN'T THAT -- >> IT HAS TO BE.

>> IT HAS TO BE. >> WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE

>> WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE EXCEPT --

EXCEPT -- >> THE EMERALD CITY!

>> THE EMERALD CITY! >> I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO

>> I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO BEAUTIFUL.

BEAUTIFUL. >> WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING

>> WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

FOR? >> LET'S GO!

♪♪ >> WHAT ARE THESE?

>> WHAT ARE THESE? >> NOTHING BUT FLOWERS.

>> NOTHING BUT FLOWERS. >> NO, THEY'RE THE POPPIES I WAS

>> NO, THEY'RE THE POPPIES I WAS WARNED ABOUT.

WARNED ABOUT. >> WHAT DO THEY WANT?

>> WHAT DO THEY WANT? >> I'D SAY THEY WANT US.

>> I'D SAY THEY WANT US. >> DON'T LET THEM GET HOLD OF

>> DON'T LET THEM GET HOLD OF YOU.

YOU. >> WHO'S SHE?

>> WHO'S SHE? >> ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?

>> ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL? >> NO, STAY BACK.

>> NO, STAY BACK. YOU CAN'T LET THEM TOUCH YOU.

YOU CAN'T LET THEM TOUCH YOU. THE MUNCHKINS SAID THEY'RE

THE MUNCHKINS SAID THEY'RE DANGEROUS.

DANGEROUS. >> LIKE POISON IVY?

>> LIKE POISON IVY? >> OH, THEY ARE WORSE THAN THAT.

>> OH, THEY ARE WORSE THAN THAT. >> WHAT ARE THEY UP TO?

>> WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? >> THEY'RE UP TO NO GOOD.

>> THEY'RE UP TO NO GOOD. >> WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY WANT

>> WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY WANT WITH US?

WITH US? >> I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY

>> I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT, AND IT AIN'T HAPPENING.

WANT, AND IT AIN'T HAPPENING. >> THE MUNCHKINS SAID THAT ONCE

>> THE MUNCHKINS SAID THAT ONCE THEY GET A HOLD OF YOU THEY

THEY GET A HOLD OF YOU THEY NEVER LET GO.

NEVER LET GO. >> AND THAT'S A BAD THING?

>> AND THAT'S A BAD THING? >> IT'S NOT A GOOD ONE.

>> IT'S NOT A GOOD ONE. >> THIS HERE'S MY CORNER OF THE

>> THIS HERE'S MY CORNER OF THE FOREST.

FOREST. Y'ALL NEED TO

Y'ALL NEED TO STAND BACK AND LET A LION DO

STAND BACK AND LET A LION DO WHAT A LION'S GOT TO DO.

WHAT A LION'S GOT TO DO. LADIES, WOULD ANY OF YOU CARE TO

LADIES, WOULD ANY OF YOU CARE TO DANCE?

DANCE? >> NO, LION, DON'T!

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ >> LADIES, THANK YOU FOR THAT

>> LADIES, THANK YOU FOR THAT LOVELY DANCE.

LOVELY DANCE. WE MUST DO IT AGAIN SOME TIME.

WE MUST DO IT AGAIN SOME TIME. AND BOOYA!

AND BOOYA! >> THAT'S MY LION.

>> THAT'S MY LION. >> GIVE ME SOME PAW, MY MAN.

>> GIVE ME SOME PAW, MY MAN. >> GOOD JOB.

>> GOOD JOB. >> AND NOW, I BELIEVE WE HAVE A

>> AND NOW, I BELIEVE WE HAVE A MEETING WITH THE WIZ, YES?

MEETING WITH THE WIZ, YES? ♪♪

MEETING WITH THE WIZ, YES?

>>> AND WE HAVE ARRIVED! THE EMERALD CITY.

THE EMERALD CITY. >> AIN'T THIS SOMETHING?

>> AIN'T THIS SOMETHING? >>

>> >> END OF THE LINE, DAWG!

>> END OF THE LINE, DAWG! YOU CAN'T BE PUSHIN' YOUR WAY TO

YOU CAN'T BE PUSHIN' YOUR WAY TO THE FRONT.

THE FRONT. GO ON.

GO ON. GET YOURSELF TO THE END OF THE

GET YOURSELF TO THE END OF THE LINE!

LINE! >> THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE.

>> THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE. >> YOU SAYING YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO

>> YOU SAYING YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO GET IN LINE?

GET IN LINE? >> NO, BUT --

>> NO, BUT -- >> WHAT?

>> WHAT? YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL, SOME

YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL, SOME KIND'A VIP OR WHATNOT?

KIND'A VIP OR WHATNOT? >> I'M NOT TRYIN' --

>> I'M NOT TRYIN' -- >> AND YOU AIN'T CUTTIN' THE

>> AND YOU AIN'T CUTTIN' THE LINE NEITHER!

LINE NEITHER! NOW STEP TO THE END OF THE LINE!

NOW STEP TO THE END OF THE LINE! HELLO.

HELLO. MAY I HELP YOU?

MAY I HELP YOU? >> WE'D LIKE TO GO INSIDE,

>> WE'D LIKE TO GO INSIDE, PLEASE.

PLEASE. >> NAME?

>> NAME? >> I'M DOROTHY, AND THIS IS

>> I'M DOROTHY, AND THIS IS TINMAN, AND SCARECROW AND LION.

TINMAN, AND SCARECROW AND LION. >> SORRY.

>> SORRY. NOT ON THE LIST.

NOT ON THE LIST. MOVE ALONG.

MOVE ALONG. >> BUT WE'VE GOT TO GET INSIDE.

>> BUT WE'VE GOT TO GET INSIDE. >> AND WHEN DID THAT BECOME MY

>> AND WHEN DID THAT BECOME MY PROBLEM?

PROBLEM? EITHER YOUR NAME'S ON MY LIST OR

EITHER YOUR NAME'S ON MY LIST OR IT'S NOT.

IT'S NOT. NOW ADIOS, AMIGOS.

NOW ADIOS, AMIGOS. >> EXCUSE ME, MY BROTHER.

>> EXCUSE ME, MY BROTHER. THAT'S A LADY YOU'RE TALKING TO.

THAT'S A LADY YOU'RE TALKING TO. >> AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

>> AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

ABOUT IT? >> I WAS JUST MAKIN' SURE YOU

>> I WAS JUST MAKIN' SURE YOU KNEW SHE WAS A LADY.

KNEW SHE WAS A LADY. PEACE OUT.

PEACE OUT. >> LOOK HERE, WE'VE COME ON VERY

>> LOOK HERE, WE'VE COME ON VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS.

IMPORTANT BUSINESS. THERE MUST BE SOME WAY FOR US TO

THERE MUST BE SOME WAY FOR US TO GET INSIDE.

GET INSIDE. >> OH, THERE'S SEVERAL WAYS.

>> OH, THERE'S SEVERAL WAYS. YOUR NAME COULD BE ON THE LIST.

YOUR NAME COULD BE ON THE LIST. YOU COULD BE FAMOUS.

YOU COULD BE FAMOUS. YOU COULD GREASE MY PALM WITH A

YOU COULD GREASE MY PALM WITH A SIZABLE DONATION TO MY

SIZABLE DONATION TO MY RETIREMENT FUND --

RETIREMENT FUND -- OR YOU COULD BE CONNECTED, KNOW

OR YOU COULD BE CONNECTED, KNOW SOMEBODY IMPORTANT.

SOMEBODY IMPORTANT. >> I KNOW ADDAPERLE.

>> I KNOW ADDAPERLE. >> COME ON, YOU DON'T KNOW NO

>> COME ON, YOU DON'T KNOW NO ADDAPERLE.

ADDAPERLE. >> I MOST CERTAINLY DO.

>> I MOST CERTAINLY DO. IN FACT, AFTER I KILLED THE

IN FACT, AFTER I KILLED THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, SHE'S

WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, SHE'S THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THESE

THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THESE MAGICAL, ENCHANTED SLIPPERS.

MAGICAL, ENCHANTED SLIPPERS. >> EXCUSE ME, BUT DID YOU JUST

>> EXCUSE ME, BUT DID YOU JUST SAY ADDAPERLE?

SAY ADDAPERLE? WICKED WITCH?

WICKED WITCH? AND ENCHANTED SLIPPERS?

AND ENCHANTED SLIPPERS? GIRL, YOU HIT THE TRIFECTA!

GIRL, YOU HIT THE TRIFECTA! WELCOME TO THE EMERALD CITY!

WELCOME TO THE EMERALD CITY! ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ >> DID YOU EVER IMAGINE ANYTHING

>> DID YOU EVER IMAGINE ANYTHING LIKE THIS?

LIKE THIS? >> EXCUSE ME.

>> EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE TO FIND

CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE TO FIND THE WIZ?

THE WIZ? >> WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>> WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> THE WIZ.

>> THE WIZ. HE LIVES AROUND HERE, RIGHT?

HE LIVES AROUND HERE, RIGHT? >> WHAT'D SHE SAY?

>> WHAT'D SHE SAY? >> IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D

>> IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D SAY SHE ASKED WHERE TO FIND THE

SAY SHE ASKED WHERE TO FIND THE WIZ.

WIZ. >> WHY THE SHADE?

>> WHY THE SHADE? THE YOUNG LADY ASKED A PERFECTLY

THE YOUNG LADY ASKED A PERFECTLY NORMAL QUESTION.

♪♪ >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT NONE OF

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT NONE OF THAT MEANS.

THAT MEANS. >> EXCUSE ME, BROTHER.

>> EXCUSE ME, BROTHER. >> WE JUST CAME --

>> WE JUST CAME -- >> WE NEED THE WIZ.

>> WE NEED THE WIZ. >> OH, MY.

♪♪ >> T'AIN'T NOTHIN' NORMAL ABOUT

>> T'AIN'T NOTHIN' NORMAL ABOUT WANTIN' TO SEE THE WIZ.

WANTIN' TO SEE THE WIZ. NOBODY SEES THE WIZ.

NOBODY SEES THE WIZ. NOT NOBODY.

NOT NOBODY. >> THEY SAY HE'S TERRIBLE TO

>> THEY SAY HE'S TERRIBLE TO BEHOLD.

BEHOLD. >> HE'S GOT THE HEAD OF A

>> HE'S GOT THE HEAD OF A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON.

FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON. >> AND THE OVERPOWERING BODY OF

>> AND THE OVERPOWERING BODY OF AN ELEPHANT.

AN ELEPHANT. >> WITH WINGS!

>> WITH WINGS! >> AND RAZOR SHARP CLAWS THAT

>> AND RAZOR SHARP CLAWS THAT CAN SHRED A MAN LIKE TISSUE

CAN SHRED A MAN LIKE TISSUE PAPER!

PAPER! >> I'D HATE TO IMAGINE WHAT

>> I'D HATE TO IMAGINE WHAT THEY'D DO TO A LITTLE GIRL.

THEY'D DO TO A LITTLE GIRL. >> HEARD ENOUGH.

>> HEARD ENOUGH. WHO WANTS TO CATCH A MOVIE

WHO WANTS TO CATCH A MOVIE BEFORE WE SPLIT TOWN?

BEFORE WE SPLIT TOWN? I HOPE THEY DON'T PUT BUTTER ON

I HOPE THEY DON'T PUT BUTTER ON THEIR POPCORN.

THEIR POPCORN. I'VE GOTTA WATCH MY CHOLESTEROL.

I'VE GOTTA WATCH MY CHOLESTEROL. >> BUT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HIM

>> BUT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HIM YOURSELF?

YOURSELF? >> NOBODY HAS.

>> NOBODY HAS. NOT NEVER.

NOT NEVER. >> HE'S BEEN LOCKED INSIDE THAT

>> HE'S BEEN LOCKED INSIDE THAT THRONE ROOM SINCE HE GOT HERE.

THRONE ROOM SINCE HE GOT HERE. >> BELIEVE ME, MISS, YOU DON'T

>> BELIEVE ME, MISS, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO IN THERE.

WANT TO GO IN THERE. >> BUT WE'VE TRAVELED SUCH A --

>> BUT WE'VE TRAVELED SUCH A -- >> YOU DON'T WANT TO GO IN

>> YOU DON'T WANT TO GO IN THERE!

THERE! >> BUT UNLESS WE SEE HIM WE --

>> BUT UNLESS WE SEE HIM WE -- >> YOU DON'T WANT TO GO IN

>> YOU DON'T WANT TO GO IN THERE!

THERE! >> YES, WE DO!

>> YES, WE DO! DON'T WE?

DON'T WE? >> WE DON'T WANT TO GO IN THERE.

>> WE DON'T WANT TO GO IN THERE. >> SEE THAT RIGHT THERE?

>> SEE THAT RIGHT THERE? IT'S A DOOR.

IT'S A DOOR. JUST A DOOR.

JUST A DOOR. BUT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT

BUT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT DOOR IS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER

DOOR IS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED.

WANTED. SO, ARE WE GOING THROUGH THAT

SO, ARE WE GOING THROUGH THAT DOOR OR NOT?

DOOR OR NOT? [ SCREAMS ]

[ SCREAMS ] >> AH!

>> AH! LOOK!

LOOK! LOOK THERE!

LOOK THERE! ARE THOSE?

ARE THOSE? >> THEY COULDN'T BE.

>> THEY COULDN'T BE. COULD THEY?

COULD THEY? >> PARDON, MISS, BUT WOULD YOU

>> PARDON, MISS, BUT WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHERE YOU GOT

MIND TELLING ME WHERE YOU GOT THEM SHINY SHOES?

THEM SHINY SHOES? >> OH, THESE OLD THINGS?

>> OH, THESE OLD THINGS? ADDAPERLE LAID THEM ON ME AFTER

ADDAPERLE LAID THEM ON ME AFTER I DROPPED A HOUSE ON EVVAMEAN.

I DROPPED A HOUSE ON EVVAMEAN. >> AFTER YOU --

>> AFTER YOU -- >> MY BAD.

>> MY BAD. GO ON, MISS.

GO ON, MISS. THE DOOR AIN'T LOCKED.

THE DOOR AIN'T LOCKED. AND DO GIVE THE WIZ MY BEST

AND DO GIVE THE WIZ MY BEST REGARDS.

REGARDS. >> OOH, SNAP!

AND DO GIVE THE WIZ MY BEST REGARDS.

>> OOH, SNAP!

>> WELL, GO ON. >> WHY I GOTTA GO ON?

>> WHY I GOTTA GO ON? >> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE OF US

>> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE OF US WEARIN' ARMOR.

WEARIN' ARMOR. >> WE'LL ALL GO TOGETHER.

>> WE'LL ALL GO TOGETHER. >> YOU!

>> YOU! STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!

STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE! >> I'M STOPPED.

>> I'M STOPPED. I AM STOPPED.

I AM STOPPED. DON'T GOTTA TELL ME TWICE.

DON'T GOTTA TELL ME TWICE. >> WHO DARES DISTURB MY

>> WHO DARES DISTURB MY MEDITATIONS?

MEDITATIONS? >> THE MAN ASKED A QUESTION.

>> THE MAN ASKED A QUESTION. ANSWER.

ANSWER. >> I'M SORRY IF WE DISTURBED

>> I'M SORRY IF WE DISTURBED YOU, BUT WE JUST WANT TO MEET

YOU, BUT WE JUST WANT TO MEET THE WIZ.

THE WIZ. >> YOU WANT TO MEET THE WIZ?

>> YOU WANT TO MEET THE WIZ? >> YES, SIR.

>> YES, SIR. IF IT WOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH

IF IT WOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE.

TROUBLE. >> CHILD, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT

>> CHILD, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TROUBLE IS!

♪ SO YOU WANTED TO MEET?THE WIZARD

WIZARD LET ME TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE COME

LET ME TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE ♪

TO THE RIGHT PLACE ♪ ♪ SHALL I MAKE YOU A FROG OR

♪ SHALL I MAKE YOU A FROG OR LIZARD?

LIZARD? YOU SHOULD SEE THE STRANGE

YOU SHOULD SEE THE STRANGE EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE ♪

EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE ♪ ♪ IF THE WAY I COME ON IS

♪ IF THE WAY I COME ON IS FRIGHTENING

FRIGHTENING THAT'S THE WAY I FELT LIKE

THAT'S THE WAY I FELT LIKE COMING ON TODAY ♪

COMING ON TODAY ♪ ♪ HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED BY

♪ HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED BY LIGHTNING?

LIGHTNING? LET ME TELL YOU

LET ME TELL YOU THAT WILL MAKE YOU GO AWAY ♪

THAT WILL MAKE YOU GO AWAY ♪ ♪ I FLY, AND THE MAGIC OF MY

♪ I FLY, AND THE MAGIC OF MY POWER

POWER TAKES ME HIGHER ♪

TAKES ME HIGHER ♪ ♪ TO A LEVEL WHERE THE CLOUDS

♪ TO A LEVEL WHERE THE CLOUDS TURN INTO FIRE ♪

TURN INTO FIRE ♪ ♪ IN THE WARMNESS OF THE FIRE

♪ IN THE WARMNESS OF THE FIRE I FEEL FINE ♪

I FEEL FINE ♪ ♪ JUST KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN

♪ JUST KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AND THE MAGIC YOU WILL SEE ♪

AND THE MAGIC YOU WILL SEE ♪ ♪ IT WILL WHISTLE ON THE WIND

♪ IT WILL WHISTLE ON THE WIND AS IT EMANATES FROM ME ♪

AS IT EMANATES FROM ME ♪ ♪ IT'S A STRONG AND TRUE

♪ IT'S A STRONG AND TRUE VIBRATION

VIBRATION YOU CAN FEEL IT ON YOUR SKIN ♪

YOU CAN FEEL IT ON YOUR SKIN ♪ NOW COME AND TAKE MY HAND

NOW COME AND TAKE MY HAND AND WE WILL DANCE UPON THE

AND WE WILL DANCE UPON THE WIND ♪

WIND ♪ ♪ SO YOU WANTED TO MEET THE

♪ SO YOU WANTED TO MEET THE WIZARD ♪

WIZARD ♪ ♪♪

♪♪ >> IS IT OVER?

>> IS IT OVER? CAN I OPEN MY EYES?

CAN I OPEN MY EYES? >> THEY ARE OPEN.

>> THEY ARE OPEN. >> OH, NO.

>> OH, NO. I'M BLIND?

I'M BLIND? >> NO.

>> NO. THE LIGHTS ARE OUT!

THE LIGHTS ARE OUT! >> SILENCE!

>> SILENCE! WHO DARES DISTURB MY SANCTUARY?

WHO DARES DISTURB MY SANCTUARY? WHO DARES DISTURB MY PEACE?

WHO DARES DISTURB MY PEACE? >> HE DOES!

>> HE DOES! >> SILENCE!

>> SILENCE! WHY HAVE YOU COME?

WHY HAVE YOU COME? >> IT WAS HER IDEA.

>> IT WAS HER IDEA. I JUST WANTED TO SEE THE WORLD.

I JUST WANTED TO SEE THE WORLD. DOROTHY TOLD ME THAT YOU

DOROTHY TOLD ME THAT YOU COULD --

COULD -- >> SILENCE!

>> SILENCE! >> WHY HE ASK QUESTIONS THEN

>> WHY HE ASK QUESTIONS THEN TELLS US TO SHUT UP?

TELLS US TO SHUT UP? >> ONE AT A TIME!

>> ONE AT A TIME! YOU!

YOU! LION!

LION! WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

>> TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! >> TELL HIM.

>> TELL HIM. >> WELL, SIR WIZ, SIR, I WAS

>> WELL, SIR WIZ, SIR, I WAS THINKIN', IF YOU HAPPENED TO

THINKIN', IF YOU HAPPENED TO HAVE AN EXTRA SPELL YOU WEREN'T

HAVE AN EXTRA SPELL YOU WEREN'T USING JUST LYIN' AROUND.

USING JUST LYIN' AROUND. >> SPIT IT OUT!

>> SPIT IT OUT! >> COURAGE!

>> COURAGE! I WOULD LIKE SOME COURAGE,

I WOULD LIKE SOME COURAGE, PLEASE.

PLEASE. >> YOU TELLIN' ME THAT THE KING

>> YOU TELLIN' ME THAT THE KING OF

OF THE JUNGLE IS A COWARD?

THE JUNGLE IS A COWARD? >> ONLY WHEN I'M AWAKE.

>> ONLY WHEN I'M AWAKE. OR ASLEEP.

OR ASLEEP. SOMETIMES I HAVE THESE DREAMS --

SOMETIMES I HAVE THESE DREAMS -- >> SILENCE!

>> SILENCE! AND YOU, STRAW MAN.

AND YOU, STRAW MAN. YOU LOOKIN' FOR COURAGE, TOO?

YOU LOOKIN' FOR COURAGE, TOO? >> ME?

>> ME? NAH.

NAH. I AIN'T GOT ENOUGH SENSE TO BE

I AIN'T GOT ENOUGH SENSE TO BE SCARED OF NOTHIN'.

SCARED OF NOTHIN'. >> IS THAT SO?

>> IS THAT SO? >> EXCEPT FOR FIRE!

>> EXCEPT FOR FIRE! FIRE!

FIRE! FIRE!

FIRE! SCARED OF FIRE!

SCARED OF FIRE! WOULD YOU MIND?

WOULD YOU MIND? THANK YOU.

THANK YOU. NOW, YOUR GREEN-NESS, WHAT I

NOW, YOUR GREEN-NESS, WHAT I WOULD LIKE IS A BRAIN.

WOULD LIKE IS A BRAIN. >> WHAT FOR?

>> WHAT FOR? AIN'T NOBODY EVER TELL YOU,

AIN'T NOBODY EVER TELL YOU, "IGNORANCE IS BLISS"?

"IGNORANCE IS BLISS"? >> NOT THAT I REMEMBER.

>> NOT THAT I REMEMBER. >> AND YOU, LITTLE GIRL.

>> AND YOU, LITTLE GIRL. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> HELLO.

>> HELLO. MY NAME IS DOROTHY AND I WOULD

MY NAME IS DOROTHY AND I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME.

LIKE TO GO HOME. >> SO, WHO'S STOPPING YOU?

>> SO, WHO'S STOPPING YOU? >> WELL, SIR, I DON'T RIGHTLY

>> WELL, SIR, I DON'T RIGHTLY KNOW HOW.

KNOW HOW. SEE, I WAS HEADING FROM MY AUNT

SEE, I WAS HEADING FROM MY AUNT EM'S FARM IN KANSAS TO OMAHA,

EM'S FARM IN KANSAS TO OMAHA, WHERE I WAS BORN, WHEN THIS

WHERE I WAS BORN, WHEN THIS STORM BLEW UP AND --

STORM BLEW UP AND -- >> WHERE'D YOU SAY YOU WERE

>> WHERE'D YOU SAY YOU WERE BORN?

BORN? >> OMAHA, NEBRASKA.

>> OMAHA, NEBRASKA. >> AND WHERE'S THE AUNTIE'S

>> AND WHERE'S THE AUNTIE'S FARM?

FARM? >> KANSAS.

>> KANSAS. >> SO, WHICH ONE'S YOUR HOME?

>> SO, WHICH ONE'S YOUR HOME? >> WELL, I COULD'VE SWORE I

>> WELL, I COULD'VE SWORE I KNEW.

KNEW. >> WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE

>> WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOIN', HOW AM I EXPECTED

YOU'RE GOIN', HOW AM I EXPECTED TO GET YOU THERE?

TO GET YOU THERE? STEP BACK!

STEP BACK! AND YOU, RIN-TIN-TIN, WHAT ARE

AND YOU, RIN-TIN-TIN, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

YOU LOOKING FOR? A CAN OPENER?

A CAN OPENER? >> THAT'S VERY CLEVER.

>> THAT'S VERY CLEVER. YOU ARE CLEVER.

YOU ARE CLEVER. SCARY AS HELL, BUT CLEVER.

SCARY AS HELL, BUT CLEVER. >> YOU THINK I GOT TIME TO MESS

>> YOU THINK I GOT TIME TO MESS WITH FOOLS?

WITH FOOLS? TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU

TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT!

REALLY, REALLY WANT! >> A HEART.

>> A HEART. A HEART, YOUR WIZNESS.

A HEART, YOUR WIZNESS. >> YOU TELLIN' ME YOU'RE

>> YOU TELLIN' ME YOU'RE HEARTLESS?

HEARTLESS? >> I'M AFRAID SO.

>> I'M AFRAID SO. >> THEN COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY!

>> THEN COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY! THINK OF WHAT YOU'RE AVOIDING,

THINK OF WHAT YOU'RE AVOIDING, HEARTBURN, HEARTACHE, AND THE

HEARTBURN, HEARTACHE, AND THE OCCASIONAL HEARTBREAK OF

OCCASIONAL HEARTBREAK OF PSORIASIS.

PSORIASIS. >> OH, BUT SIR, THINK ABOUT

>> OH, BUT SIR, THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE I'M MISSING.

♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA WHAT WOULD I DO

WHAT WOULD I DO IF I COULD SUDDENLY FEEL ♪

IF I COULD SUDDENLY FEEL ♪ ♪ AND KNOW ONCE AGAIN

♪ AND KNOW ONCE AGAIN WHAT I FEEL IS REAL ♪

WHAT I FEEL IS REAL ♪ ♪ I COULD CRY, I COULD SMILE

♪ I COULD CRY, I COULD SMILE AND I MIGHT LAY BACK FOR A

AND I MIGHT LAY BACK FOR A WHILE ♪

WHILE ♪ ♪ TELL ME WHAT

♪ TELL ME WHAT WHAT WOULD I DO ♪

WHAT WOULD I DO ♪ ♪ IF I COULD FEEL

♪ IF I COULD FEEL WHAT WOULD I DO ♪

WHAT WOULD I DO ♪ ♪ IF I COULD REACH INSIDE OF ME

♪ IF I COULD REACH INSIDE OF ME AND KNOW HOW IT FEELS

AND KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO SAY I LIKE WHAT I SEE ♪

TO SAY I LIKE WHAT I SEE ♪ ♪ THEN I'D BE MORE THAN GLAD TO

♪ THEN I'D BE MORE THAN GLAD TO SHARE

SHARE ALL THAT I HAVE INSIDE OF HERE ♪

ALL THAT I HAVE INSIDE OF HERE ♪ ♪ AND THE SONGS MY HEART MIGHT

♪ AND THE SONGS MY HEART MIGHT BRING

BRING YOU'D BE MORE THAN GLAD TO

YOU'D BE MORE THAN GLAD TO SING ♪

SING ♪ ♪ AND IF A TEAR CAME TO MY EYE

♪ AND IF A TEAR CAME TO MY EYE THINK OF ALL THE WOUNDS THEY

THINK OF ALL THE WOUNDS THEY MEND ♪

MEND ♪ ♪ AND JUST TO THINK

♪ AND JUST TO THINK THE TIME I COULD SPEND

THE TIME I COULD SPEND BEING VULNERABLE AGAIN ♪

BEING VULNERABLE AGAIN ♪ ♪ TELL ME WHAT

♪ TELL ME WHAT WHAT, WHAT WOULD I DO ♪

WHAT, WHAT WOULD I DO ♪ ♪ TELL ME WHAT

♪ TELL ME WHAT WHAT, WHAT WOULD I DO ♪

WHAT, WHAT WOULD I DO ♪ ♪ WOAH, TELL ME WHAT

♪ WOAH, TELL ME WHAT WHAT, WHAT WOULD I DO ♪

WHAT, WHAT WOULD I DO ♪ ♪ WHAT I WOULD DO, IF I COULD

♪ WHAT I WOULD DO, IF I COULD FEEL

FEEL IF I COULD FEEL ♪

IF I COULD FEEL ♪ ♪ IF I COULD FEEL

♪ IF I COULD FEEL ♪♪

♪♪ >> I, THE ALL POWERFUL WIZ, HAVE

>> I, THE ALL POWERFUL WIZ, HAVE DECIDED TO GRANT YOUR WISHES,

DECIDED TO GRANT YOUR WISHES, BUT --

BUT -- HEY!

HEY! I SAID BUT!

I SAID BUT! DID YOU NOT HEAR ME SAY "BUT?"

DID YOU NOT HEAR ME SAY "BUT?" THERE'S A BUT COMING.

THERE'S A BUT COMING. >> THERE ALWAYS IS.

>> THERE ALWAYS IS. >> BUT I WANT A LITTLE SOMETHING

>> BUT I WANT A LITTLE SOMETHING IN RETURN.

IN RETURN. I WILL GRANT ALL FOUR OF YOUR

I WILL GRANT ALL FOUR OF YOUR WISHES, BUT FIRST YOU GOTTA KILL

WISHES, BUT FIRST YOU GOTTA KILL THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST.

THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST. >> KILL THE WICKED WITCH?

>> KILL THE WICKED WITCH? >> AIN'T NO BIG THING.

>> AIN'T NO BIG THING. YOU ALREADY WASTED HER SISTER.

YOU ALREADY WASTED HER SISTER. >> HOW'D HE KNOW ABOUT THAT?

>> HOW'D HE KNOW ABOUT THAT? >> I AM THE ALL-SEEING,

>> I AM THE ALL-SEEING, ALL-KNOWING, ALL-POWERFUL WIZARD

ALL-KNOWING, ALL-POWERFUL WIZARD OF OZ.

OF OZ. I KNOW STUFF!

I KNOW STUFF! YOU WANT WHAT YOU WANT?

YOU WANT WHAT YOU WANT? NO HALF STEPPING.

NO HALF STEPPING. KILL ME THAT WITCH!

KILL ME THAT WITCH! I HAVE SPOKEN!

I HAVE SPOKEN! >> WHY DON'T YOU KILL HER

>> WHY DON'T YOU KILL HER YOURSELF?

YOURSELF? >> YOU DON'T THINK I COULD?

>> YOU DON'T THINK I COULD? AND I WOULD, EXCEPT I'VE GOT TO

AND I WOULD, EXCEPT I'VE GOT TO STAY HERE AND PROTECT THE

STAY HERE AND PROTECT THE EMERALD CITY.

EMERALD CITY. >> FROM WHO?

>> FROM WHO? >> FROM THE WICKED WITCH OF THE

>> FROM THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!

WEST! ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION?

ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION? >> BUT WHAT'S ANY OF THAT GOT TO

>> BUT WHAT'S ANY OF THAT GOT TO DO WITH ME?

DO WITH ME? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. EVERYTHING WAS FINE WHEN THERE

EVERYTHING WAS FINE WHEN THERE WAS A WITCH FOR EVERY CORNER OF

WAS A WITCH FOR EVERY CORNER OF OZ.

OZ. BUT THEN YOU COME ALONG DROPPING

BUT THEN YOU COME ALONG DROPPING HOUSES WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG

HOUSES WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG AND SUDDENLY THERE'S A WHOLE

AND SUDDENLY THERE'S A WHOLE TERRITORY UP FOR GRABS.

TERRITORY UP FOR GRABS. RIGHT NOW EVILLENE IS PLOTTING A

RIGHT NOW EVILLENE IS PLOTTING A TAKE-OVER OF OZ.

TAKE-OVER OF OZ. SHE MUST BE STOPPED.

SHE MUST BE STOPPED. AND YOU'RE THE ONE NEEDS TO DO

AND YOU'RE THE ONE NEEDS TO DO IT.

IT. >> WHY ME?

>> WHY ME? >> 'CAUSE I SAID SO, AND I AM

>> 'CAUSE I SAID SO, AND I AM THE ALL KNOWING, ALL POWERFUL

THE ALL KNOWING, ALL POWERFUL WIZ AND I HAVE SPOKEN!

WIZ AND I HAVE SPOKEN! >> WELL, DOROTHY.

>> WELL, DOROTHY. GOOD LUCK.

GOOD LUCK. WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU.

WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU. >> ME?

>> ME? >> THE WIZ WAS LOUD AND CLEAR,

>> THE WIZ WAS LOUD AND CLEAR, THIS WHOLE MESS IS YOUR FAULT.

THIS WHOLE MESS IS YOUR FAULT. >> MY FAULT?

>> MY FAULT? >> YOUR TORNADO.

>> YOUR TORNADO. >> YOUR HOUSE.

>> YOUR HOUSE. >> YOUR FAULT!

>> YOUR FAULT! >> YOU BROKE IT.

>> YOU BROKE IT. YOU BOUGHT IT.

YOU BOUGHT IT. SO, GOOD LUCK KILLING THAT

SO, GOOD LUCK KILLING THAT OLD

OLD WITCH.

WITCH. BE SURE TO LET US KNOW WHEN IT'S

BE SURE TO LET US KNOW WHEN IT'S DONE.

DONE. WE'LL BE WAITIN' IN THE BAR.

WE'LL BE WAITIN' IN THE BAR. >> ISN'T THAT JUST TYPICAL?

>> ISN'T THAT JUST TYPICAL? ALL THREE OF YOU WERE FINE

ALL THREE OF YOU WERE FINE COMING ALONG WHEN YOU THOUGHT

COMING ALONG WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTIN' SOMETHING FOR

YOU WERE GETTIN' SOMETHING FOR NOTHING, BUT NOW THAT THERE'S A

NOTHING, BUT NOW THAT THERE'S A PRICE TO PAY YOU WANT TO WAIT IT

PRICE TO PAY YOU WANT TO WAIT IT OUT IN THE BAR?

OUT IN THE BAR? COWARDS!

COWARDS! >> YOU CALLING ME A COWARD?

>> YOU CALLING ME A COWARD? YES!

YES! YES, I'M A COWARD.

YES, I'M A COWARD. HASN'T THAT BEEN ESTABLISHED?

HASN'T THAT BEEN ESTABLISHED? >> AND I'M SORRY, DOROTHY, BUT

>> AND I'M SORRY, DOROTHY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MY LAST RUN-IN

YOU KNOW WHAT MY LAST RUN-IN WITH THAT WITCH DONE TO ME.

WITH THAT WITCH DONE TO ME. >> AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP

>> AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

YOU BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO KILL A WITCH BECAUSE I DON'T

KILL A WITCH BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!

KNOW ANYTHING! >> Y'ALL!

>> Y'ALL! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY SQUAD, NOW

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY SQUAD, NOW Y'ALL ARE WIMPING OUT ON ME?

Y'ALL ARE WIMPING OUT ON ME? LION, COURAGE!

LION, COURAGE! IF EVILLENE NEEDS TO GO, WE'RE

IF EVILLENE NEEDS TO GO, WE'RE SENDING HER OUT TOGETHER.

SENDING HER OUT TOGETHER. >> SAYS YOU!

♪ I'M NOT DOING THIS EVEN I KNOW IT DON'T MAKE NO

EVEN I KNOW IT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE ♪

SENSE ♪ ♪ BREAKING A HEART GOT ME THIS

♪ BREAKING A HEART GOT ME THIS WAY

WAY I AIN'T IN A RUSH TO SEE THAT

I AIN'T IN A RUSH TO SEE THAT AGAIN ♪

AGAIN ♪ ♪ JUST THINKIN' 'BOUT IT IS

♪ JUST THINKIN' 'BOUT IT IS TERRIFYIN'

TERRIFYIN' OH YOU AIN'T GONNA GIVE UP ON ME

OH YOU AIN'T GONNA GIVE UP ON ME NOW

NOW I WON'T LET YOU TURN AROUND ♪

I WON'T LET YOU TURN AROUND ♪ ♪ THIS WON'T BE EASY, NO WAY NO

♪ THIS WON'T BE EASY, NO WAY NO HOW

HOW BUT WE WON'T BACK DOWN ♪

BUT WE WON'T BACK DOWN ♪ ♪ WHEN THE NIGHT IS SO COLD,

♪ WHEN THE NIGHT IS SO COLD, DARK AND LONELY

DARK AND LONELY ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LOOK AT ME ♪

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LOOK AT ME ♪ ♪ AND HEAR WHAT I SAY

♪ AND HEAR WHAT I SAY WE GOT IT

WE GOT IT WE GOT IT ♪

WE GOT IT ♪ ♪ AND I GOT YOU

♪ AND I GOT YOU I GOT YOU ♪

I GOT YOU ♪ ♪ SO WE GOT IT

♪ SO WE GOT IT WE GOT IT ♪

WE GOT IT ♪ ♪ SO WE GOT IT

♪ SO WE GOT IT TOGETHER WE DO ♪

TOGETHER WE DO ♪ ♪ SO CLOSE YET SO FAR

♪ SO CLOSE YET SO FAR I CAN SEE OUR DREAMS FROM

I CAN SEE OUR DREAMS FROM STANDING

STANDING RIGHT WHERE WE ARE ♪

RIGHT WHERE WE ARE ♪ ♪ ONLY THING THAT'S IN OUR WAY

♪ ONLY THING THAT'S IN OUR WAY ARE THESE IMPOSSIBLE ODDS ♪

ARE THESE IMPOSSIBLE ODDS ♪ ♪ I'M TERRIFIED THIS IS JUST WAY

♪ I'M TERRIFIED THIS IS JUST WAY TOO HARD

TOO HARD AND WHAT IF I FAIL ♪

AND WHAT IF I FAIL ♪ ♪ HOW DO YOU FLY

♪ HOW DO YOU FLY KNOWING THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE

KNOWING THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE WE'LL FALL FROM THE SKY ♪

WE'LL FALL FROM THE SKY ♪ ♪ WHAT WERE WE THINKING

♪ WHAT WERE WE THINKING WHY DO WE EVEN TRY ♪

WHY DO WE EVEN TRY ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHAT WE GET

♪ THAT'S WHAT WE GET WITH LETTING OUR HOPES GET TOO

WITH LETTING OUR HOPES GET TOO HIGH ♪

HIGH ♪ ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M

♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING

HEARING GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF ♪

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF ♪ ♪ WOAH YOU AIN'T GONNA GIVE UP

♪ WOAH YOU AIN'T GONNA GIVE UP ON ME NOW

ON ME NOW I WON'T LET YOU TURN AROUND ♪

I WON'T LET YOU TURN AROUND ♪ ♪ THIS WON'T BE EASY

♪ THIS WON'T BE EASY NO WAY NO HOW

NO WAY NO HOW BUT WE WON'T BACK DOWN ♪

BUT WE WON'T BACK DOWN ♪ ♪ WHEN THE NIGHT IS SO COLD DARK

♪ WHEN THE NIGHT IS SO COLD DARK AND LONELY

AND LONELY ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LOOK AT ME ♪

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LOOK AT ME ♪ ♪ AND HEAR WHAT I SAY

♪ AND HEAR WHAT I SAY WE GOT IT

WE GOT IT WE GOT IT ♪

WE GOT IT ♪ ♪ AND I GOT YOU

♪ AND I GOT YOU I GOT YOU ♪

I GOT YOU ♪ ♪ SO WE GOT IT

♪ SO WE GOT IT WE GOT IT ♪

WE GOT IT ♪ ♪ SO WE GOT IT

♪ SO WE GOT IT TOGETHER WE DO

TOGETHER WE DO ♪ AIN'T NOBODY GIVIN' US NOTHIN'

♪ AIN'T NOBODY GIVIN' US NOTHIN' IF WE WANT IT THERE'S JUST NO

IF WE WANT IT THERE'S JUST NO OTHER WAY ♪

OTHER WAY ♪ ♪ I'LL BE RIGHT HERE COME WHAT

♪ I'LL BE RIGHT HERE COME WHAT MAY

MAY TOGETHER WE'LL BE OKAY ♪

TOGETHER WE'LL BE OKAY ♪ ♪ SAID IF YOU KNOW THAT I GOT

♪ SAID IF YOU KNOW THAT I GOT YOU

YOU THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN'T DO ♪

THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN'T DO ♪ ♪ OH NO, OH NO

♪ OH NO, OH NO OUR DREAMS ARE WAITING FOR US

OUR DREAMS ARE WAITING FOR US LET'S GO ♪

LET'S GO ♪ ♪ WE AIN 'T GONNA GIVE UP ON

♪ WE AIN 'T GONNA GIVE UP ON THIS NOW

THIS NOW WE REFUSE TO TURN AROUND ♪

WE REFUSE TO TURN AROUND ♪ ♪ THIS WON'T BE EASY, NO WAY NO

♪ THIS WON'T BE EASY, NO WAY NO HOW

HOW BUT WE WON'T BACK DOWN ♪

BUT WE WON'T BACK DOWN ♪ ♪ WHEN THE NIGHT IS SO COLD DARK

♪ WHEN THE NIGHT IS SO COLD DARK AND LONELY

AND LONELY ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LOOK AT ME ♪

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LOOK AT ME ♪ ♪ AND HEAR WHAT I SAY

♪ AND HEAR WHAT I SAY WE GOT IT

WE GOT IT WE GOT IT ♪

WE GOT IT ♪ ♪ AND I GOT YOU

♪ AND I GOT YOU SO WE GOT IT ♪

SO WE GOT IT ♪ ♪ SO WE GOT IT

♪ SO WE GOT IT TOGETHER WE DO ♪

TOGETHER WE DO ♪ ♪ I CAN CONQUER A MOUNTAIN

♪ I CAN CONQUER A MOUNTAIN TOGETHER WE DO ♪

TOGETHER WE DO ♪ ♪ SWIM THE DEEPEST SEA

♪ SWIM THE DEEPEST SEA TOGETHER WE DO ♪

TOGETHER WE DO ♪ ♪ THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' I CAN'T DO

♪ THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' I CAN'T DO LONG AS YOU'RE WITH ME ♪

LONG AS YOU'RE WITH ME ♪ ♪ TOGETHER, TOGETHER

♪ TOGETHER, TOGETHER OH YEAH, OH YEAH ♪

OH YEAH, OH YEAH ♪ ♪ TOGETHER, TOGETHER

♪ TOGETHER, TOGETHER OH YEAH, OH YEAH ♪

OH YEAH, OH YEAH ♪ ♪ TOGETHER, TOGETHER

♪ TOGETHER, TOGETHER TOGETHER WE DO ♪

TOGETHER WE DO ♪ ♪♪

>>> GERALD! OVER HERE.

OVER HERE. >> I WAS WORRIED YOU WOULDN'T

>> I WAS WORRIED YOU WOULDN'T MAKE IT BACK.

MAKE IT BACK. >> WHY IS EVERYBODY SNEAKING

>> WHY IS EVERYBODY SNEAKING AROUND?

AROUND? THIS HERE IS YOUR FACTORY.

THIS HERE IS YOUR FACTORY. >> NOT SINCE THE WICKED WITCH OF

>> NOT SINCE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST GOT DEMOLISHED.

THE EAST GOT DEMOLISHED. HER SISTER, WICKED OLD EVILLENE,

HER SISTER, WICKED OLD EVILLENE, HAS DECLARED A CORPORATE

HAS DECLARED A CORPORATE TAKE-OVER.

TAKE-OVER. >> A WHAT?

>> A WHAT? >> THIS SIDE OF OZ NOW BELONGS

>> THIS SIDE OF OZ NOW BELONGS TO THE UNITED WITCH WORKERS OF

TO THE UNITED WITCH WORKERS OF THE A.F.L-EE-AYE-EE-AYE-O.

THE A.F.L-EE-AYE-EE-AYE-O. EVERYTHING IS HERS NOW.

EVERYTHING IS HERS NOW. >> EVEN THE WINKIES?

>> EVEN THE WINKIES? >> ESPECIALLY THE WINKIES.

>> ESPECIALLY THE WINKIES. >> HERE SHE COMES.

>> HERE SHE COMES. YOU BROUGHT HER TODAY'S NEWS

YOU BROUGHT HER TODAY'S NEWS LIKE SHE ASKED?

LIKE SHE ASKED? >> I BRUNG IT, BUT SHE AIN'T

>> I BRUNG IT, BUT SHE AIN'T GONNA LIKE IT.

GONNA LIKE IT. >> MAKE WAY!

>> MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY!

MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY FOR THE WICKED WITCH OF

MAKE WAY FOR THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!

THE WEST! ALL HAIL, EVILLENE!

ALL HAIL, EVILLENE! >> HAIL, HAIL, EVILLENE.

>> HAIL, HAIL, EVILLENE. >> ALL HAIL THE WICKED WITCH OF

>> ALL HAIL THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST.

THE WEST. >> HAIL, HAIL, EVILLENE.

>> HAIL, HAIL, EVILLENE. >> AND ALL HAIL RIGHT BACK

>> AND ALL HAIL RIGHT BACK ATCHA!

ATCHA! LORD HIGH UNDERLING?

LORD HIGH UNDERLING? >> YES, YOUR MISERY?

>> YES, YOUR MISERY? >> WHAT'S THAT THERE?

>> WHAT'S THAT THERE? >> WHAT'S WHAT WHERE?

>> WHAT'S WHAT WHERE? >> THAT THERE THERE.

>> THAT THERE THERE. WHAT'S THAT THAT THERE?

WHAT'S THAT THAT THERE? >> THAT THERE THERE?

>> THAT THERE THERE? >> YES!

>> YES! THAT THAT THERE!

THAT THAT THERE! WHAT'S THAT THERE THERE THERE?

WHAT'S THAT THERE THERE THERE? >> OH, THAT THERE THERE?

>> OH, THAT THERE THERE? THAT THERE THERE THERE IS

THAT THERE THERE THERE IS NOTHIN' BUT A DROP OF WATER.

NOTHIN' BUT A DROP OF WATER. >> NOTHIN' BUT A DROP OF --

>> NOTHIN' BUT A DROP OF -- DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF A

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF A DROP A WATER IS LEFT TO IT'S OWN

DROP A WATER IS LEFT TO IT'S OWN DEVICES?

DEVICES? >> IT DRIES UP AND GOES AWAY?

>> IT DRIES UP AND GOES AWAY? >> YOU THERE!

>> YOU THERE! WALK ON BY THAT SEEMINGLY

WALK ON BY THAT SEEMINGLY INNOCENT DROP OF WATER.

INNOCENT DROP OF WATER. AND A KILLER FLOOD STRIKES

AND A KILLER FLOOD STRIKES AGAIN!

AGAIN! LORD HIGH UNDERLING, I DEMAND TO

LORD HIGH UNDERLING, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE IT COME FROM?

KNOW WHERE IT COME FROM? >> THERE SEEMS TO BE A SMALL

>> THERE SEEMS TO BE A SMALL LEAK FROM THAT PIPE UP THERE.

LEAK FROM THAT PIPE UP THERE. >> WELL, RUN AND FETCH THE ROYAL

>> WELL, RUN AND FETCH THE ROYAL PLUMBER.

PLUMBER. AND KILL HIM!

AND KILL HIM! I HATE WATER!

I HATE WATER! >> YES, YOUR EVILTUDE.

>> YES, YOUR EVILTUDE. >> AND IS THAT MY NEWS?

>> AND IS THAT MY NEWS? >> IT IS.

>> IT IS. >> AND WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON

>> AND WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON LETTING ME HAVE IT?

LETTING ME HAVE IT? >> YOUR EVILNESS, I'D BE HAPPY

>> YOUR EVILNESS, I'D BE HAPPY TO LET YOU HAVE IT ANYTIME.

TO LET YOU HAVE IT ANYTIME. >> OH, YOU BEIN' FUNNY?

>> OH, YOU BEIN' FUNNY? YOU SOME KIND OF EDDIE MURPHY OR

YOU SOME KIND OF EDDIE MURPHY OR SOMETHING?

SOMETHING? WELL, DON'T TRY ME 'CAUSE I AM

WELL, DON'T TRY ME 'CAUSE I AM EVIL WITH ALL Y'ALL TODAY.

♪ NOW, WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE AFTERNOON

AFTERNOON WHICH IT PLEASES ME TO DO

WHICH IT PLEASES ME TO DO DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD

DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NEWS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I WAKE UP ALREADY

♪ 'CAUSE I WAKE UP ALREADY NEGATIVE

NEGATIVE AND I'VE WIRED UP MY FUSE

AND I'VE WIRED UP MY FUSE SO, DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD

SO, DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NEWS ♪ ♪ OH, IF WE'RE GONNA BE BUDDIES

♪ OH, IF WE'RE GONNA BE BUDDIES YOU BETTER BONE UP ON THE

YOU BETTER BONE UP ON THE RULES ♪

RULES ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE DON'T NOBODY BRING ME

♪ 'CAUSE DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ YOU CAN BE MY BEST OF FRIEND

♪ YOU CAN BE MY BEST OF FRIEND AS OPPOSED TO PAYIN' DUES ♪

AS OPPOSED TO PAYIN' DUES ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE DON'T NOBODY BRING ME

♪ 'CAUSE DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ WELL, NO BAD NEWS

♪ WELL, NO BAD NEWS NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ NOW, DON'T YOU EVER BRING ME

♪ NOW, DON'T YOU EVER BRING ME NO BAD NEWS♪

NO BAD NEWS♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE YOU AN OFFER,

♪ 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE YOU AN OFFER, CHILD

CHILD THAT YOU CANNOT REFUSE ♪

THAT YOU CANNOT REFUSE ♪ ♪ SO, DON'T NOBODY BRING ME

♪ SO, DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ NOW, WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ME

♪ NOW, WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ME DON'T BE CRYIN' THE BLUES ♪

DON'T BE CRYIN' THE BLUES ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU EVER BRING ME

♪ DON'T YOU EVER BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ YOU CAN VERBALIZE, VOCALIZE

♪ YOU CAN VERBALIZE, VOCALIZE BUT JUST BRING ME THE CLUES ♪

BUT JUST BRING ME THE CLUES ♪ ♪ BUT DON'T NOBODY BRING ME

♪ BUT DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ BRING THE MESSAGE IN YOUR HEAD

♪ BRING THE MESSAGE IN YOUR HEAD OR IN SOMETHING YOU CAN'T LOSE ♪

OR IN SOMETHING YOU CAN'T LOSE ♪ ♪ BUT DON'T YOU EVER, EVER BRING

♪ BUT DON'T YOU EVER, EVER BRING ME

ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING ME

♪ IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING ME SOMETHING

SOMETHING AH, MAKE IT SOMETHING I CAN

AH, MAKE IT SOMETHING I CAN USE ♪

USE ♪ ♪ BUT DON'T YOU BRING ME

♪ BUT DON'T YOU BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ OH, NO BAD NEWS

♪ OH, NO BAD NEWS NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ NOW, DON'T YOU BRING ME

♪ NOW, DON'T YOU BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE YOU AN OFFER,

♪ 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE YOU AN OFFER, CHILD

CHILD THAT YOU CANNOT REFUSE ♪

THAT YOU CANNOT REFUSE ♪ ♪ SO, DON'T YOU BRING ME

♪ SO, DON'T YOU BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET UP FROM THERE!

GET UP FROM THERE! HIGHER, HIGHER!

HIGHER, HIGHER! WORK!

WORK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WORK!

WORK! WORK!

WORK! WORK!

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪ OH, DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING ME

♪ IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING ME SOMETHING

SOMETHING NOW, BRING ME SOMETHING I CAN

NOW, BRING ME SOMETHING I CAN USE ♪

USE ♪ ♪ BUT DON'T YOU EVER BRING ME

♪ BUT DON'T YOU EVER BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE YOU AN OFFER,

♪ 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE YOU AN OFFER, CHILD

CHILD THAT YOU CANNOT REFUSE ♪

THAT YOU CANNOT REFUSE ♪ ♪ SO, DON'T NOBODY BRING ME

♪ SO, DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ I SAID, DON'T NOBODY BRING ME

♪ I SAID, DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ I SAID, DON'T NOBODY BRING ME

♪ I SAID, DON'T NOBODY BRING ME NO BAD NEWS ♪

NO BAD NEWS ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU BRING ME

♪ DON'T YOU BRING ME DON'T YOU BRING ME ♪

DON'T YOU BRING ME ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU BRING ME

♪ DON'T YOU BRING ME DON'T YOU BRING ME ♪

DON'T YOU BRING ME ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU BRING ME

♪ DON'T YOU BRING ME DON'T YOU BRING ME ♪

DON'T YOU BRING ME ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU BRING ME

♪ DON'T YOU BRING ME DON'T YOU BRING ME ♪

DON'T YOU BRING ME ♪ NO, NO, NO ♪

NO, NO, NO ♪ ♪ BAD NEWS ♪♪

♪ BAD NEWS ♪♪ ♪♪

>> 'CAUSE I AIN'T GOIN' FOR IT! NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

NOW GET BACK TO WORK! NOW, BREAK IT DOWN.

NOW, BREAK IT DOWN. >> WELL, I'M AFRAID IT'S BAD

>> WELL, I'M AFRAID IT'S BAD NEWS.

NEWS. DOROTHY AND HER FRIENDS ARE ON

DOROTHY AND HER FRIENDS ARE ON THEIR WAY HERE TO KILL YOU.

THEIR WAY HERE TO KILL YOU. >> THAT'S NOT SUCH BAD NEWS.

>> THAT'S NOT SUCH BAD NEWS. IT'S NOT NICE NEWS.

IT'S NOT NICE NEWS. BUT IT'S NOT TERRIBLE.

BUT IT'S NOT TERRIBLE. I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A

I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A WICKED WITCH, AND YOU ARE GOOD

WICKED WITCH, AND YOU ARE GOOD AT YOUR JOB, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

AT YOUR JOB, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EXPECT TO RUB SOME FOLKS THE

TO EXPECT TO RUB SOME FOLKS THE WRONG WAY.

WRONG WAY. >> I S'POSE.

>> I S'POSE. >> SO, DOROTHY THINKS SHE CAN

>> SO, DOROTHY THINKS SHE CAN MARCH HER SKINNY ASS IN HERE AND

MARCH HER SKINNY ASS IN HERE AND DESTROY ME?

DESTROY ME? WELL, IT AIN'T MY FIRST TIME

WELL, IT AIN'T MY FIRST TIME RUNNIN' THE NURSERY.

RUNNIN' THE NURSERY. I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A BRAT LIKE

I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A BRAT LIKE THAT.

THAT. UNLEASH MY WINGED WARRIORS!

UNLEASH MY WINGED WARRIORS! >> NOT YOUR WINGED WARRIORS.

>> NOT YOUR WINGED WARRIORS. >> OH, YES, MY WINGED WARRIORS.

>> OH, YES, MY WINGED WARRIORS. FLY!

FLY! FLY, MY WARRIORS!

FLY, MY WARRIORS! CAPTURE THE INTRUDERS AND BRING

CAPTURE THE INTRUDERS AND BRING THEM BACK TO ME.

THEM BACK TO ME. NOW FLY!

NOW FLY! FLY!

FLY! AND DON'T NOBODY SCUFF UP MY

AND DON'T NOBODY SCUFF UP MY SISTER'S SHOES!

NOW FLY! FLY!

FLY! AND DON'T NOBODY SCUFF UP MY

AND DON'T NOBODY SCUFF UP MY SISTER'S SHOES!

♪♪

♪

>> YOU! ANOTHER BUCKET HERE.

ANOTHER BUCKET HERE. AND ONE OVER THERE.

AND ONE OVER THERE. IF EVILLENE FINDS WATER ON THE

IF EVILLENE FINDS WATER ON THE FLOOR --

FLOOR -- BACK IT UP, TOP CAT.

BACK IT UP, TOP CAT. ARE THOSE BUCKETS FULL?

ARE THOSE BUCKETS FULL? >> IF I GET THAT LAST ONE WILL

>> IF I GET THAT LAST ONE WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?

THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? >> I THINK YOU LEFT A SPOT.

>> I THINK YOU LEFT A SPOT. >> IF I GET IT, WILL YOU BE

>> IF I GET IT, WILL YOU BE SATISFIED THEN?

SATISFIED THEN? >> SATISFIED?

>> SATISFIED? ME?

ME? RIGHT.

RIGHT. >> DOROTHY!

>> DOROTHY! >> OH, LION.

>> OH, LION. THAT OLD WITCH HAS ME SCRUBBING

THAT OLD WITCH HAS ME SCRUBBING AND POLISHING.

AND POLISHING. I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT ANY

I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT ANY CHORE AUNT EM GIVES ME EVER

CHORE AUNT EM GIVES ME EVER AGAIN.

AGAIN. >> I'M ON MOP DUTY.

>> I'M ON MOP DUTY. THAT OLD WITCH IS DEFINITELY

THAT OLD WITCH IS DEFINITELY AFRAID OF WATER.

AFRAID OF WATER. THEY SAY SHE DON'T EVEN BATHE.

THEY SAY SHE DON'T EVEN BATHE. SHE SENDS HERSELF OUT ONCE A

SHE SENDS HERSELF OUT ONCE A WEEK FOR DRY CLEANING.

WEEK FOR DRY CLEANING. >> EXCUSE ME, MY LORD HIGH

>> EXCUSE ME, MY LORD HIGH UNDERLING, BUT DID YOU HEAR ME

UNDERLING, BUT DID YOU HEAR ME GIVE ANYBODY A COFFEE BREAK?

GIVE ANYBODY A COFFEE BREAK? >> NO, MA'AM.

>> NO, MA'AM. NOT DURING MY LIFETIME.

NOT DURING MY LIFETIME. >> OH, PLEASE, MS. WITCH.

>> OH, PLEASE, MS. WITCH. WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER --

WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER -- >> ASK ME IF I CARE?

>> ASK ME IF I CARE? BACK TO WORK!

BACK TO WORK! >> NO WONDER THEY CALL YOU

>> NO WONDER THEY CALL YOU WICKED.

WICKED. NO.

NO. KNOW WHAT?

KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T GOT GAME ENOUGH TO BE

YOU DON'T GOT GAME ENOUGH TO BE WICKED.

WICKED. ALL YOU ARE IS PLAIN OLD

ALL YOU ARE IS PLAIN OLD EVERYDAY PASSABLE MEAN.

EVERYDAY PASSABLE MEAN. >> WELL, IF I'M MEAN -- WHAT

>> WELL, IF I'M MEAN -- WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU?

DOES THAT MAKE YOU? >> DON'T MAKE ME NOTHING.

>> DON'T MAKE ME NOTHING. >> THINK NOT?

>> THINK NOT? WHICH ONE OF US DROPPED A HOUSE

WHICH ONE OF US DROPPED A HOUSE ON THE OTHER ONE'S SISTER?

ON THE OTHER ONE'S SISTER? AND WHICH ONE OF US YANKED THE

AND WHICH ONE OF US YANKED THE SILVER HEELS RIGHT OFF OF THAT

SILVER HEELS RIGHT OFF OF THAT DEAD SISTER'S NOT-EVEN-COLD-YET

DEAD SISTER'S NOT-EVEN-COLD-YET FEET?

FEET? AND WHICH ONE OF US GATHERED UP

AND WHICH ONE OF US GATHERED UP A CREW TO PUT A HIT ON THE OTHER

A CREW TO PUT A HIT ON THE OTHER ONE?

ONE? YOU'RE THREE FOR THREE, LITTLE

YOU'RE THREE FOR THREE, LITTLE GIRL, SO BEFORE YOU GO CASTIN'

GIRL, SO BEFORE YOU GO CASTIN' SHADE, I'D TAKE MYSELF A GOOD

SHADE, I'D TAKE MYSELF A GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

LOOK IN THE MIRROR. NOW -- GET BACK TO WORK.

NOW -- GET BACK TO WORK. >> WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LET US

>> WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LET US GO?

GO? >> WHEN YOU GONNA GIVE ME THEM

>> WHEN YOU GONNA GIVE ME THEM KICKS?

KICKS? >> I PROMISED ADDAPERLE --

>> I PROMISED ADDAPERLE -- >> "I PROMISED ADDAPERLE --"

>> "I PROMISED ADDAPERLE --" THIS CHILD STILL THINKS I'M

THIS CHILD STILL THINKS I'M PLAYIN'?

PLAYIN'? LORD HIGH UNDERLING, SEND IN MY

LORD HIGH UNDERLING, SEND IN MY DINNER!

DINNER! TELL, OH, LORD HIGH, WHAT'S ON

TELL, OH, LORD HIGH, WHAT'S ON MY MENU FOR TONIGHT?

MY MENU FOR TONIGHT? >> FOREST LION STEW!

>> FOREST LION STEW! >> IT'S A NEW RECIPE FROM

>> IT'S A NEW RECIPE FROM "WITCHES WEAR NIGHTLY."

"WITCHES WEAR NIGHTLY." THIS OLD TIN CAN WILL MAKE A

THIS OLD TIN CAN WILL MAKE A FINE STEW POT ONCE I POP THE TOP

FINE STEW POT ONCE I POP THE TOP OFF IT.

OFF IT. AND THIS USELESS BAG OF HAY WILL

AND THIS USELESS BAG OF HAY WILL START A GOOD STRONG FIRE.

START A GOOD STRONG FIRE. BUT FIRST --

BUT FIRST -- I GOT ME A LION TO FILET!

I GOT ME A LION TO FILET! >> GET AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS YOU

>> GET AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS YOU EVIL OLD WITCH!

EVIL OLD WITCH! >> DOROTHY, ALWAYS SO BRAVE.

>> DOROTHY, ALWAYS SO BRAVE. YOU WANT TO BE A HERO?

YOU WANT TO BE A HERO? YOU'LL BE DINNER TOO.

YOU'LL BE DINNER TOO. OH, NO, NOT WATER!

OH, NO, NOT WATER! NO!

NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU'VE DESTROYED ME.

YOU'VE DESTROYED ME. STUPID GIRL!

STUPID GIRL! YOU'VE DESTROYED ME!

YOU'VE DESTROYED ME! >> SHE'S DEAD!

>> SHE'S DEAD! >> OH, LORD.

>> OH, LORD. LOOKS LIKE I DID IT AGAIN!

LOOKS LIKE I DID IT AGAIN! ♪♪

♪♪ >> YOU'VE KILLED THE WICKED

>> YOU'VE KILLED THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST AND NOW WE'RE

WITCH OF THE WEST AND NOW WE'RE FREE!

FREE! THANKS TO YOU, WE'RE FREE!

♪♪ ♪ EVERYBODY LOOK AROUND

♪ EVERYBODY LOOK AROUND 'CAUSE THERE'S A REASON

'CAUSE THERE'S A REASON TO REJOICE YOU SEE

TO REJOICE YOU SEE EVERYBODY COME OUT ♪

EVERYBODY COME OUT ♪ ♪ AND LET'S COMMENCE

♪ AND LET'S COMMENCE TO SINGING JOYFULLY

TO SINGING JOYFULLY EVERYBODY LOOK UP

EVERYBODY LOOK UP AND FIND THE HOPE ♪

AND FIND THE HOPE ♪ ♪ THAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING

♪ THAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING ON EVERYBODY IS GLAD

ON EVERYBODY IS GLAD BECAUSE OUR SILENT FEAR

BECAUSE OUR SILENT FEAR AND DREAD IS GONE ♪

AND DREAD IS GONE ♪ ♪ FREEDOM, YOU SEE

♪ FREEDOM, YOU SEE HAS GOT OUR HEARTS SINGING

HAS GOT OUR HEARTS SINGING SO JOYFULLY ♪

SO JOYFULLY ♪ ♪ JUST LOOK ABOUT

♪ JUST LOOK ABOUT YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF

YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO CHECK IT OUT ♪

TO CHECK IT OUT ♪ ♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A

♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY

BRAND NEW DAY CAN'T YOU FEEL A

CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY ♪

BRAND NEW DAY ♪ ♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A

♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY

BRAND NEW DAY CAN'T YOU FEEL A

CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY ♪

BRAND NEW DAY ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY BE GLAD

♪ EVERYBODY BE GLAD BECAUSE THE SUN IS SHINING

BECAUSE THE SUN IS SHINING JUST FOR US

JUST FOR US EVERYBODY WAKE UP ♪

EVERYBODY WAKE UP ♪ ♪ INTO THE MORNING

♪ INTO THE MORNING INTO HAPPINESS

INTO HAPPINESS HELLO WORLD

HELLO WORLD IT'S LIKE A DIFFERENT ♪

IT'S LIKE A DIFFERENT ♪ ♪ WAY OF LIVING NOW

♪ WAY OF LIVING NOW THANK YOU, WORLD

THANK YOU, WORLD WE ALWAYS KNEW

WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT WE'D BE FREE SOMEHOW ♪

THAT WE'D BE FREE SOMEHOW ♪ ♪ IN HARMONY

♪ IN HARMONY LET'S SHOW THE WORLD

LET'S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE'VE GOT LIBERTY

THAT WE'VE GOT LIBERTY IT'S SUCH A CHANGE ♪

IT'S SUCH A CHANGE ♪ ♪ FOR US TO LIVE

♪ FOR US TO LIVE SO INDEPENDENTLY

SO INDEPENDENTLY FREEDOM, YOU SEE

FREEDOM, YOU SEE HAS GOT OUR HEARTS SINGING ♪

HAS GOT OUR HEARTS SINGING ♪ ♪ SO JOYFULLY

♪ SO JOYFULLY JUST LOOK ABOUT

JUST LOOK ABOUT YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF

YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO CHECK IT OUT ♪

TO CHECK IT OUT ♪ ♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A

♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY

BRAND NEW DAY CAN'T YOU FEEL A

CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY ♪

BRAND NEW DAY ♪ ♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A

♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY

BRAND NEW DAY CAN'T YOU FEEL A

CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY ♪

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪ EVERYBODY BE GLAD

♪ EVERYBODY BE GLAD BECAUSE THE SUN IS SHINING

BECAUSE THE SUN IS SHINING JUST FOR US

JUST FOR US EVERYBODY WAKE UP ♪

EVERYBODY WAKE UP ♪ ♪ INTO THE MORNING

♪ INTO THE MORNING INTO HAPPINESS

INTO HAPPINESS HELLO, WORLD

HELLO, WORLD IT'S LIKE A DIFFERENT ♪

IT'S LIKE A DIFFERENT ♪ ♪ WAY OF LIVING NOW

♪ WAY OF LIVING NOW AND THANK YOU, WORLD ♪

AND THANK YOU, WORLD ♪ ♪ WE ALWAYS KNEW

♪ WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT WE'D BE FREE SOMEHOW

THAT WE'D BE FREE SOMEHOW IN HARMONY

IN HARMONY LET'S SHOW THE WORLD ♪

LET'S SHOW THE WORLD ♪ ♪ THAT WE'VE GOT LIBERTY

♪ THAT WE'VE GOT LIBERTY ITS' SUCH A CHANGE

ITS' SUCH A CHANGE FOR US TO LIVE

FOR US TO LIVE SO INDEPENDENTLY ♪

SO INDEPENDENTLY ♪ ♪ FREEDOM, YOU SEE

♪ FREEDOM, YOU SEE HAS GOT OUT HEARTS SINGING

HAS GOT OUT HEARTS SINGING SO JOYFULLY

SO JOYFULLY JUST LOOK ABOUT ♪

JUST LOOK ABOUT ♪ ♪ YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF

♪ YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO CHECK IT OUT ♪

TO CHECK IT OUT ♪ ♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A

♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY

BRAND NEW DAY CAN'T YOU FEEL A

CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY ♪

BRAND NEW DAY ♪ ♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A

♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY

BRAND NEW DAY CAN'T YOU FEEL A

CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY ♪

BRAND NEW DAY ♪ ♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A

♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY

BRAND NEW DAY CAN'T YOU FEEL A

CAN'T YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY ♪

BRAND NEW DAY ♪ ♪ FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY ♪

>> OH, NO YOU DON'T. NO CUTTING IN FRONT.

NO CUTTING IN FRONT. GO TO THE END OF THE LINE.

GO TO THE END OF THE LINE. >> RESPECT, MY BROTHER.

>> RESPECT, MY BROTHER. WE ARE BACK TO SEE THE WIZ.

WE ARE BACK TO SEE THE WIZ. AND BEFORE YOU GO TELLIN' US OUR

AND BEFORE YOU GO TELLIN' US OUR NAMES ARE NOT ON THE LIST, ALLOW

NAMES ARE NOT ON THE LIST, ALLOW ME TO ELUCIDATE CURRENT EVENTS.

ME TO ELUCIDATE CURRENT EVENTS. DOROTHY JUST KILLED THE WICKED

DOROTHY JUST KILLED THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST.

WITCH OF THE WEST. FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE,

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE, THAT'S TWO WICKED WITCHES IN TWO

THAT'S TWO WICKED WITCHES IN TWO DAYS.

DAYS. SO I DARE SAY THERE AIN'T A LIST

SO I DARE SAY THERE AIN'T A LIST ANYWHERE IN OZ WITHOUT OUR NAMES

ANYWHERE IN OZ WITHOUT OUR NAMES ON IT.

ON IT. >> ALLOW ME TO APOLOGIZE.

>> ALLOW ME TO APOLOGIZE. YOU SURE ARE ON THE LIST.

YOU SURE ARE ON THE LIST. RIGHT HERE AT THE TOP OF THE

RIGHT HERE AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE.

PAGE. "DOROTHY, LION, SCARECROW AND

"DOROTHY, LION, SCARECROW AND TINMAN ARE HEREBY AND FORTHWITH

TINMAN ARE HEREBY AND FORTHWITH LEGALLY AND TERMINALLY BANNED

LEGALLY AND TERMINALLY BANNED FROM ENTERING THE EMERALD CITY

FROM ENTERING THE EMERALD CITY BY EXECUTIVE ORDER OF THE WIZ.

BY EXECUTIVE ORDER OF THE WIZ. NO EXCEPTIONS.

NO EXCEPTIONS. NO EXCUSES.

NO EXCUSES. NO REFUNDS."

NO REFUNDS." >> BANNED?

>> BANNED? >> BANNED!

>> BANNED! >> AS IN --

>> AS IN -- >> PERSONAE NON-GRACIOUS.

>> PERSONAE NON-GRACIOUS. NOW, BACK UP AND LET THE OTHER

NOW, BACK UP AND LET THE OTHER FOLKS THROUGH.

FOLKS THROUGH. >> THERE ARE NO OTHER FOLKS!

>> THERE ARE NO OTHER FOLKS! >> IT'S NO USE.

>> IT'S NO USE. WE CAN'T GET IN.

WE CAN'T GET IN. WE'LL HAVE TO FIND SOMEPLACE

WE'LL HAVE TO FIND SOMEPLACE ELSE TO SPEND THE NIGHT.

ELSE TO SPEND THE NIGHT. >> YEAH.

>> YEAH. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. >> BUT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO

>> BUT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH THAT BIG BAG OF GOLD THAT

WITH THAT BIG BAG OF GOLD THAT WE GOT FROM THE WICKED WITCH?

WE GOT FROM THE WICKED WITCH? >> BIG BAG OF GOLD?

>> BIG BAG OF GOLD? OH!

OH! THE BIG BAG OF GOLD!

THE BIG BAG OF GOLD! >> YES.

>> YES. THE BIG BAG OF GOLD IS WAY TOO

THE BIG BAG OF GOLD IS WAY TOO HEAVY TO CARRY AROUND ALL NIGHT.

HEAVY TO CARRY AROUND ALL NIGHT. >> THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

>> THAT'S NO PROBLEM. I DUG A HOLE IN THE GROUND

I DUG A HOLE IN THE GROUND AROUND THE CORNER AND HID THE

AROUND THE CORNER AND HID THE GOLD IN THERE.

GOLD IN THERE. >> ARE YOU SURE IT WILL BE SAFE?

>> ARE YOU SURE IT WILL BE SAFE? >> NOW WHO WOULD GO LOOKIN' FOR

>> NOW WHO WOULD GO LOOKIN' FOR A BIG BAG OF GOLD IN A LITTLE

A BIG BAG OF GOLD IN A LITTLE HOLE AROUND THE CORNER?

HOLE AROUND THE CORNER? >> TERRIFIC.

>> TERRIFIC. LET'S GO FIND A SAFE PLACE TO

LET'S GO FIND A SAFE PLACE TO SPEND THE NIGHT.

SPEND THE NIGHT. >> AFTER YOU, MY DEAR.

>> AFTER YOU, MY DEAR. >> LADIES FIRST.

>> LADIES FIRST. >> SCARECROW, YOU ARE A GENIUS.

>> SCARECROW, YOU ARE A GENIUS. >> THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GREED TO

>> THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GREED TO TURN A WISE MAN INTO A FOOL.

>> LADIES FIRST. >> SCARECROW, YOU ARE A GENIUS.

>> SCARECROW, YOU ARE A GENIUS. >> THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GREED TO

>> THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GREED TO TURN A WISE MAN INTO A FOOL.

>> MR. WIZ? MR. WIZ, SIR?

MR. WIZ, SIR? WE'RE BACK.

WE'RE BACK. >> I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S HERE.

>> I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S HERE. >> HE'S HERE ALL RIGHT.

>> HE'S HERE ALL RIGHT. I CAN SMELL HIM.

I CAN SMELL HIM. >> HELLO?

>> HELLO? MR. WIZ?

MR. WIZ? >> HUH?

>> HUH? UM, WHO GOES THERE?

UM, WHO GOES THERE? >> IT'S DOROTHY, SIR.

>> IT'S DOROTHY, SIR. WE TOOK CARE OF THINGS LIKE YOU

WE TOOK CARE OF THINGS LIKE YOU TOLD US.

TOLD US. THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS

THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS DONE IN.

DONE IN. >> ELIMINATED.

>> ELIMINATED. >> ONE MIGHT EVEN SAY

>> ONE MIGHT EVEN SAY LIQUIDATED.

LIQUIDATED. >> SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

>> SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? >> JUST WHAT YOU PROMISED.

>> JUST WHAT YOU PROMISED. >> I PROMISED NOTHING.

>> I PROMISED NOTHING. >> OH, YOU CERTAINLY DID.

>> OH, YOU CERTAINLY DID. >> CAN'T SAY I RECALL.

>> CAN'T SAY I RECALL. BEGONE.

BEGONE. >> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> WHAT HAPPENED? >> LION PULLED THE PLUG.

>> LION PULLED THE PLUG. >> I KNEW I SMELLED A RAT!

>> I KNEW I SMELLED A RAT! >> IS THAT THE THE WIZ?

>> IS THAT THE THE WIZ? >> I AM THE ALL POWERFUL, ALL

>> I AM THE ALL POWERFUL, ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, ALL FOR

KNOWING, ALL SEEING, ALL FOR NOTHIN' --

NOTHIN' -- ALL FOR NOTHING.

ALL FOR NOTHING. HELLO.

HELLO. >> YOU DON'T MEAN --

>> YOU DON'T MEAN -- >> COULDN'T BE --

>> COULDN'T BE -- >> YOU MEAN THE WIZ IS --

>> YOU MEAN THE WIZ IS -- >> A FRAUD!

>> A FRAUD! >> AND A WOMAN!

>> AND A WOMAN! >> AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A

>> AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A WOMAN?

WOMAN? >> NOTHING.

>> NOTHING. >> THAT'S RIGHT, NOTHING WRONG

>> THAT'S RIGHT, NOTHING WRONG WITH BEIN' A WOMAN!

WITH BEIN' A WOMAN! DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU FOOLS

DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU FOOLS LEARNED YOUR MANNERS.

LEARNED YOUR MANNERS. BUT THERE'S EVERYTHING WRONG

BUT THERE'S EVERYTHING WRONG WITH LYING!

WITH LYING! >> WHO YOU CALLING A LIAR?

>> WHO YOU CALLING A LIAR? OH.

OH. RIGHT.

RIGHT. ME.

ME. I'M NOTHIN' BUT A HUCKSTER FROM

I'M NOTHIN' BUT A HUCKSTER FROM OMAHA.

OMAHA. >> OMAHA?

>> OMAHA? >> HOWDY, NEIGHBOR.

>> HOWDY, NEIGHBOR. >> BUT HOW'D YOU GET HERE?

>> BUT HOW'D YOU GET HERE? >> OH, LITTLE GIRL, THE PLACES

>> OH, LITTLE GIRL, THE PLACES YOU WIND UP WHEN YOU DON'T LOOK

YOU WIND UP WHEN YOU DON'T LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

WHERE YOU'RE GOING. BACK IN OMAHA I HAD ME A JOB AS

BACK IN OMAHA I HAD ME A JOB AS A MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT.

A MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT. "THE AMAZING ALFRED & COMPANY."

"THE AMAZING ALFRED & COMPANY." I WAS "AND COMPANY."

I WAS "AND COMPANY." WE'D DO MAGIC AT NIGHT BUT

WE'D DO MAGIC AT NIGHT BUT DURING THE DAY WE GAVE FOLKS

DURING THE DAY WE GAVE FOLKS RIDES IN A HOT AIR BALLOON.

RIDES IN A HOT AIR BALLOON. THAT WAS THE PART I LIKED.

THAT WAS THE PART I LIKED. I LOVED FLYING.

I LOVED FLYING. BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I HATED

BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I HATED ALFRED.

ALFRED. WELL, ONE DAY HE JUST PUSHED ME

WELL, ONE DAY HE JUST PUSHED ME TOO FAR.

TOO FAR. I HOPPED INTO THAT HOT AIR

I HOPPED INTO THAT HOT AIR BALLOON AND TOOK OFF FOR THE

BALLOON AND TOOK OFF FOR THE SKY.

SKY. >> OH.

>> OH. >> I WASN'T PLANNING TO

>> I WASN'T PLANNING TO DISAPPEAR.

DISAPPEAR. I JUST WANTED TO TEACH MEAN OLD

I JUST WANTED TO TEACH MEAN OLD ALFRED A LESSON.

ALFRED A LESSON. BUT OUT OF NOWHERE CAME A STORM

BUT OUT OF NOWHERE CAME A STORM WITH WINDS AND RAIN SO STRONG IT

WITH WINDS AND RAIN SO STRONG IT WAS ALL I COULD DO TO STAY IN

WAS ALL I COULD DO TO STAY IN THAT THING.

THAT THING. I HUNKERED DOWN AND HID MY EYES

I HUNKERED DOWN AND HID MY EYES FOR WHAT FELT LIKE FOREVER, AND

FOR WHAT FELT LIKE FOREVER, AND WHEN I LANDED, HERE I WAS.

WHEN I LANDED, HERE I WAS. FOLKS CAME RUSHING FROM EVERY

FOLKS CAME RUSHING FROM EVERY WHICH WAY TO SEE WHAT HAD BLOWN

WHICH WAY TO SEE WHAT HAD BLOWN IN ON THE WIND.

IN ON THE WIND. NOT WANTING TO DISAPPOINT

NOT WANTING TO DISAPPOINT NOBODY, I QUICK PUT ON OLD

NOBODY, I QUICK PUT ON OLD ALFRED'S BLACK TOP HAT AND CAPE

ALFRED'S BLACK TOP HAT AND CAPE AND DID MY BEST TO GIVE THE

AND DID MY BEST TO GIVE THE FOLKS A MAGIC SHOW.

FOLKS A MAGIC SHOW. NEXT THING I KNEW THEY SLAPPED

NEXT THING I KNEW THEY SLAPPED FANCY THREADS ON ME, SET ME UP

FANCY THREADS ON ME, SET ME UP IN THESE DIGS AND PROCLAIMED ME

IN THESE DIGS AND PROCLAIMED ME THE ALL POWERFUL WIZARD OF OZ.

THE ALL POWERFUL WIZARD OF OZ. >> COULDN'T YOU TELL SOMEONE THE

>> COULDN'T YOU TELL SOMEONE THE TRUTH?

TRUTH? >> I TRIED. BUT THEY WERE SO

>> I TRIED. BUT THEY WERE SO HAPPY TO HAVE A WIZARD THEY

HAPPY TO HAVE A WIZARD THEY THOUGHT COULD PROTECT THEM FROM

THOUGHT COULD PROTECT THEM FROM EVILLENE AND EVVAMEAN THEY

EVILLENE AND EVVAMEAN THEY WOULDN'T HEAR IT.

WOULDN'T HEAR IT. SO HERE I AM, ALL THESE YEARS

SO HERE I AM, ALL THESE YEARS LATER, HIDING IN THE DARK LEST

LATER, HIDING IN THE DARK LEST ANYONE FIND OUT WHAT A NOTHING I

ANYONE FIND OUT WHAT A NOTHING I REALLY AM.

REALLY AM. >> WE BEEN PLAYED.

>> WE BEEN PLAYED. >> THAT'S WACK, GETTIN' OUR

>> THAT'S WACK, GETTIN' OUR HOPES UP.

HOPES UP. >> I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D BE

>> I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO TAKE ON OLD

BRAVE ENOUGH TO TAKE ON OLD EVILLENE.

EVILLENE. >> WELL WE DID.

>> WELL WE DID. >> EXACTLY.

>> EXACTLY. NOW LISTEN UP.

NOW LISTEN UP. YOU DON'T NEED NOTHIN' FROM ME.

YOU DON'T NEED NOTHIN' FROM ME. NONE OF YOU.

NONE OF YOU. LION, YOU SAY YOU GOT NO

LION, YOU SAY YOU GOT NO COURAGE, BUT YOU WERE PART OF

COURAGE, BUT YOU WERE PART OF THE TEAM THAT TOOK OUT THE

THE TEAM THAT TOOK OUT THE WICKEDEST WITCH THAT EVER WAS.

WICKEDEST WITCH THAT EVER WAS. >> SHAKIN' THE WHOLE TIME.

>> SHAKIN' THE WHOLE TIME. >> BEING SCARED OF SCARY STUFF

>> BEING SCARED OF SCARY STUFF IS SMART.

IS SMART. RESPECTING DANGER BUT STILL

RESPECTING DANGER BUT STILL TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS?

TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS? ACE, THAT'S COURAGE!

ACE, THAT'S COURAGE! >> WHAT'D'YA KNOW?

>> WHAT'D'YA KNOW? I GOT COURAGE.

I GOT COURAGE. >> AND SCARECROW, YOU SAY YOU

>> AND SCARECROW, YOU SAY YOU GOT NO BRAIN?

GOT NO BRAIN? THE SUREST SIGN THAT YOU'RE

THE SUREST SIGN THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DUMMY IS WHEN HE

TALKING TO A DUMMY IS WHEN HE TELLS YOU HE KNOWS IT ALL.

TELLS YOU HE KNOWS IT ALL. IT TAKES A QUALITY MIND TO KNOW

IT TAKES A QUALITY MIND TO KNOW THAT THERE'S ALWAYS MORE TO

THAT THERE'S ALWAYS MORE TO LEARN.

LEARN. YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE OF THAT

YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE OF THAT BRAINIAC PERSUASION.

BRAINIAC PERSUASION. >> SO, KNOWING THAT I KNOW

>> SO, KNOWING THAT I KNOW NOTHING PROVES I KNOW SOMETHING?

NOTHING PROVES I KNOW SOMETHING? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW? >> AND YOU, TINMAN.

>> AND YOU, TINMAN. NO HEART?

NO HEART? YOU HAVEN'T LEFT DOROTHY'S SIDE

YOU HAVEN'T LEFT DOROTHY'S SIDE SINCE YOU GOT HERE.

SINCE YOU GOT HERE. IF THE WAY YOU PROTECT HER ISN'T

IF THE WAY YOU PROTECT HER ISN'T PROOF OF A GOOD HEART, THEN I

PROOF OF A GOOD HEART, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. >> OH, I KNOW I HAVE A HEART

>> OH, I KNOW I HAVE A HEART BECAUSE, JUST THINKING ABOUT

BECAUSE, JUST THINKING ABOUT DOROTHY LEAVING, HAS IT

DOROTHY LEAVING, HAS IT BREAKING.

BREAKING. >> DON'T START GETTING ALL

>> DON'T START GETTING ALL RUSTED UP AGAIN.

RUSTED UP AGAIN. BESIDES, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE,

BESIDES, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, AM I, MISS WIZ?

AM I, MISS WIZ? HOME IS A PLACE.

HOME IS A PLACE. NO FANCY WORDS ARE GOING TO GET

NO FANCY WORDS ARE GOING TO GET ME THERE.

ME THERE. >> I'M SORRY TO SAY THE LITTLE

>> I'M SORRY TO SAY THE LITTLE SISTER'S RIGHT.

SISTER'S RIGHT. >> EXCUSE ME, BUT DIDN'T YOU SAY

>> EXCUSE ME, BUT DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU'VE GOT A BALLOON?

YOU'VE GOT A BALLOON? >> THE BALLOON?

>> THE BALLOON? SURELY

SURELY YOU'RE NOT SUGGESTING --

YOU'RE NOT SUGGESTING -- >> WHY NOT?

>> WHY NOT? >> AND LEAVE ALL THIS?

>> AND LEAVE ALL THIS? I GOT A TITLE.

I GOT A TITLE. I GOT A THRONE ROOM.

I GOT A THRONE ROOM. I GOT FOLKS SO SCARED OF ME THEY

I GOT FOLKS SO SCARED OF ME THEY DARE NOT KNOCK ON MY DOOR.

DARE NOT KNOCK ON MY DOOR. >> NOW THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO

>> NOW THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO LIVE.

LIVE. LOCKED INSIDE A FANCY PRISON

LOCKED INSIDE A FANCY PRISON LEST SOMEBODY FIGURE OUT WHO YOU

LEST SOMEBODY FIGURE OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

REALLY ARE. >> LET HER BE.

>> LET HER BE. SHE GOT A RIGHT TO CHOOSE THE

SHE GOT A RIGHT TO CHOOSE THE WAY SHE WANTS TO LIVE.

WAY SHE WANTS TO LIVE. MAYBE SHE DON'T WANT NO FRIENDS

MAYBE SHE DON'T WANT NO FRIENDS OR FAMILY.

OR FAMILY. MAYBE SHE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE

MAYBE SHE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WONDERFUL WORLD JUST BEYOND

WONDERFUL WORLD JUST BEYOND THOSE DOORS.

THOSE DOORS. >> YEAH.

>> YEAH. >> MAYBE SHE DON'T MISS

>> MAYBE SHE DON'T MISS CONVERSATIN' OR SHARING A LAUGH.

CONVERSATIN' OR SHARING A LAUGH. MAYBE SHE DON'T NEED TO FEEL A

MAYBE SHE DON'T NEED TO FEEL A WARM HUG OR A FRIENDLY HANDSHAKE

WARM HUG OR A FRIENDLY HANDSHAKE OR A LOVING KISS EVER AGAIN.

OR A LOVING KISS EVER AGAIN. >> YEAH.

>> YEAH. >> MAYBE SHE WANTS TO BE STUCK

>> MAYBE SHE WANTS TO BE STUCK IN THIS ROOM, ALONE IN THE DARK,

IN THIS ROOM, ALONE IN THE DARK, 'TIL THE END OF HER DAYS.

'TIL THE END OF HER DAYS. >> LAYIN' IT ON A LITTLE THICK?

>> LAYIN' IT ON A LITTLE THICK? ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. YOU MADE YOUR POINT.

YOU MADE YOUR POINT. I'VE HAD A NICE VACATION, MAYBE

I'VE HAD A NICE VACATION, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO THE

IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO THE REAL WORLD.

REAL WORLD. SO, WHO NEEDS A LIFT TO

SO, WHO NEEDS A LIFT TO OMAHA?

OMAHA? >> ME.

>> ME. OH, PLEASE, ME.

SO, WHO NEEDS A LIFT TO

>> CITIZENS OF OZ. THERE IS A TIME TO EVERY PURPOSE

THERE IS A TIME TO EVERY PURPOSE UNDER HEAVEN.

UNDER HEAVEN. A TIME TO KEEP.

A TIME TO KEEP. AND A TIME TO CAST AWAY.

AND A TIME TO CAST AWAY. SADLY, I'LL ADMIT, NOW IS THE

SADLY, I'LL ADMIT, NOW IS THE TIME TO SPLIT.

TIME TO SPLIT. FRIENDS, IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO

FRIENDS, IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING.

KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING. YOU ALSO NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU

YOU ALSO NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM.

ARE COMING FROM. TODAY, I GO FORWARD TO GO BACK.

TODAY, I GO FORWARD TO GO BACK. BUT BEFORE I DO, LET ME LEAVE

BUT BEFORE I DO, LET ME LEAVE YOU WITH THIS --

♪♪ ♪ I GOT TO LEAVE

♪ I GOT TO LEAVE SO I'VE PACKED MY BAG

SO I'VE PACKED MY BAG AND I'M GOIN'

AND I'M GOIN' I GOT A DATE ♪

I GOT A DATE ♪ ♪ SO DON'T YOU ASK ME TO STAY

♪ SO DON'T YOU ASK ME TO STAY 'CAUSE I'M SHOWIN'

'CAUSE I'M SHOWIN' YOU WERE ALWAYS READY

YOU WERE ALWAYS READY FOR NEW WIZARDRY ♪

FOR NEW WIZARDRY ♪ ♪ YOU MUST HAVE THOUGHT

♪ YOU MUST HAVE THOUGHT THAT MIRACLES CAME EASY TO ME

THAT MIRACLES CAME EASY TO ME TAKE WHAT I GIVE YOU

TAKE WHAT I GIVE YOU AND PUT IT UP ON A SHELF ♪

AND PUT IT UP ON A SHELF ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE NOW IT'S TIME

♪ 'CAUSE NOW IT'S TIME FOR THIS HERE WIZ

FOR THIS HERE WIZ TO WIZ ON HERSELF

TO WIZ ON HERSELF AND I'M WIZIN' ♪

AND I'M WIZIN' ♪ ♪ GIVE ME A REASON

♪ GIVE ME A REASON WHY I SHOULD STAY

WHY I SHOULD STAY AND I'LL JUDGE IT

AND I'LL JUDGE IT MY MIND IS MADE UP ♪

MY MIND IS MADE UP ♪ ♪ SO NOTHIN' YOU SAY'S

♪ SO NOTHIN' YOU SAY'S GONNA BUDGE IT

GONNA BUDGE IT Y 'ALL COPPED A WHOLE LOT OF

Y 'ALL COPPED A WHOLE LOT OF MAGIC FROM ME ♪

MAGIC FROM ME ♪ ♪ BUT THIS THE GREATEST MAGIC

♪ BUT THIS THE GREATEST MAGIC THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE

THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE IF YOU BLINK MORE THAN

IF YOU BLINK MORE THAN ONE TIME ♪

ONE TIME ♪ ♪ THE KID WILL BE GONE

♪ THE KID WILL BE GONE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO HOOK UP

AND YOU WILL HAVE TO HOOK UP THE REST ON YOUR OWN

THE REST ON YOUR OWN AND DO YOU KNOW ♪

AND DO YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT

♪ WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT YOUR WORK'S CUT OUT FOR YOU

YOUR WORK'S CUT OUT FOR YOU IT'S NOT ABOUT

IT'S NOT ABOUT IFS, BUTS OR ANDS ♪

IFS, BUTS OR ANDS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE

♪ 'CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE THIS TOWN

THIS TOWN I'M LEAVING IT ALL IN

I'M LEAVING IT ALL IN YOUR HANDS ♪

YOUR HANDS ♪ ♪ I PACKED ALL MY CLOTHES

♪ I PACKED ALL MY CLOTHES AND I PACKED UP MY POWER

AND I PACKED UP MY POWER I'M LEAVIN' THIS PLACE ♪

I'M LEAVIN' THIS PLACE ♪ ♪ IN LESS THAN

♪ IN LESS THAN ONE HALF AN HOUR

ONE HALF AN HOUR IF YOU LOOK UP IN THE SKY

IF YOU LOOK UP IN THE SKY YOU'LL KNOW JUST WHO IT IS ♪

YOU'LL KNOW JUST WHO IT IS ♪ ♪ IT'S NOT A BIRD OR A PLANE

♪ IT'S NOT A BIRD OR A PLANE IT'S JUST A LITTLE OLE WIZ

IT'S JUST A LITTLE OLE WIZ AND GUESS WHO'S ON

AND GUESS WHO'S ON AFTER THAT ♪

AFTER THAT ♪ ♪ Y'ALL GOT IT

♪ Y'ALL GOT IT Y'ALL GOT IT

Y'ALL GOT IT Y'ALL GOT IT

Y'ALL GOT IT TALKIN' 'BOUT LEAVIN' HERE ♪

TALKIN' 'BOUT LEAVIN' HERE ♪ ♪ Y'ALL GOT IT

♪ Y'ALL GOT IT Y'ALL GOT IT

Y'ALL GOT IT Y'ALL GOT IT

Y'ALL GOT IT TALKIN' 'BOUT LEAVIN' HERE ♪

TALKIN' 'BOUT LEAVIN' HERE ♪ ♪ Y'ALL GOT IT

♪ Y'ALL GOT IT Y'ALL GOT IT

Y'ALL GOT IT Y'ALL GOT IT

Y'ALL GOT IT Y'ALL GOT IT ♪

Y'ALL GOT IT ♪ ♪ Y'ALL GOT IT

♪ Y'ALL GOT IT Y'ALL GOT IT

Y'ALL GOT IT Y'ALL GOT IT ♪

Y'ALL GOT IT ♪ ♪ Y'ALL GOT IT

♪ Y'ALL GOT IT Y'ALL GOT IT ♪

>> Y'ALL GOT IT! AND NOW, DOROTHY, IT'S TIME TO

AND NOW, DOROTHY, IT'S TIME TO FLY!

FLY! DOROTHY!

DOROTHY! QUICK!

QUICK! >> NO.

>> NO. WAIT!

WAIT! I DON'T BELONG IN OMAHA.

I DON'T BELONG IN OMAHA. >> WHAT?

>> WHAT? DOROTHY, HURRY!

DOROTHY, HURRY! >> NO.

>> NO. GO ON, MISS WIZ.

GO ON, MISS WIZ. >> ARE YOU SURE?

>> ARE YOU SURE? >> I'M SURE.

>> I'M SURE. GOODBYE.

GOODBYE. >> GOODBYE.

>> GOODBYE. >> BUT, DOROTHY, THAT WAS YOUR

>> BUT, DOROTHY, THAT WAS YOUR RIDE HOME.

RIDE HOME. >> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BUT I

>> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BUT I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG.

COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG. ADDAPERLE!

ADDAPERLE! >> DOROTHY GALE, WHAT ARE YOU

>> DOROTHY GALE, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

STILL DOING HERE? YOU JOINED THE CIRCUS?

YOU JOINED THE CIRCUS? >> THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.

>> THESE ARE MY FRIENDS. >> YOU FIGURED IT OUT, DIDN'T

>> YOU FIGURED IT OUT, DIDN'T YOU?

YOU? >> I THINK SO.

>> I THINK SO. OMAHA WAS THE PLACE I WAS BORN.

OMAHA WAS THE PLACE I WAS BORN. BUT MY HOME, THE PLACE I BELONG,

BUT MY HOME, THE PLACE I BELONG, IS WITH AUNT EM IN KANSAS.

IS WITH AUNT EM IN KANSAS. IS THAT RIGHT?

IS THAT RIGHT? >> GOOD GIRL.

>> GOOD GIRL. >> HOME ISN'T WHERE YOU LIVE.

>> HOME ISN'T WHERE YOU LIVE. IT'S WHERE YOU LOVE.

IT'S WHERE YOU LOVE. >> I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

>> I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. >> DOES THAT MEAN I CAN GO BACK

>> DOES THAT MEAN I CAN GO BACK NOW?

NOW? CAN YOU TAKE ME, PLEASE?

CAN YOU TAKE ME, PLEASE? >> ME?

>> ME? OH, NO, NO, NO.

OH, NO, NO, NO. OUT OF MY JURIS-PRUDENCE.

OUT OF MY JURIS-PRUDENCE. BUT I MAY KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN.

>> OH, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! >> DID I LIE?

>> DID I LIE? DOROTHY, THIS IS MY SISTER

DOROTHY, THIS IS MY SISTER GLINDA, THE GOOD WITCH OF THE

GLINDA, THE GOOD WITCH OF THE SOUTH.

SOUTH. >> HELLO, DOROTHY.

>> HELLO, DOROTHY. A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU UP CLOSE

A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU UP CLOSE INSTEAD OF FROM FAR AWAY.

INSTEAD OF FROM FAR AWAY. >> FROM FAR AWAY?

>> FROM FAR AWAY? >> I'VE HAD MY EYE ON YOU EVERY

>> I'VE HAD MY EYE ON YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

STEP OF THE WAY. >> I THINK I ALREADY KNEW THAT.

>> I THINK I ALREADY KNEW THAT. I ALWAYS FELT SOMEONE WATCHING

I ALWAYS FELT SOMEONE WATCHING OVER ME.

OVER ME. >> THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE,

>> THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE, BABY.

BABY. YOU ARE NEVER ALONE.

YOU ARE NEVER ALONE. YOUR AUNT EM AND SO MANY OTHERS

YOUR AUNT EM AND SO MANY OTHERS ARE KEEPIN' WATCH ON YOU.

ARE KEEPIN' WATCH ON YOU. >> I'M REALLY TIRED.

>> I'M REALLY TIRED. WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT IF I WENT

WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT IF I WENT BACK HOME NOW?

BACK HOME NOW? >> YOU'VE HAD THE POWER TO GO

>> YOU'VE HAD THE POWER TO GO HOME ANYTIME.

HOME ANYTIME. ADDAPERLE, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL

ADDAPERLE, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THE CHILD?

THE CHILD? >> I THOUGHT MAYBE SHE'D LIKE TO

>> I THOUGHT MAYBE SHE'D LIKE TO MEET YOU FIRST.

MEET YOU FIRST. >> IT'S THESE SHOES, RIGHT?

>> IT'S THESE SHOES, RIGHT? THEY HAVE THE MAGIC TO SEND ME

THEY HAVE THE MAGIC TO SEND ME HOME.

HOME. >> NO, DARLING.

>> NO, DARLING. THE MAGIC IS INSIDE YOU.

THE MAGIC IS INSIDE YOU. THE MAGIC'S IN YOU.

♪♪ ♪ IF YOU BELIEVE

♪ IF YOU BELIEVE WITHIN YOUR HEART YOU'LL KNOW

WITHIN YOUR HEART YOU'LL KNOW THAT NO ONE CAN CHANGE

THAT NO ONE CAN CHANGE THE PATH YOU MUST GO ♪

THE PATH YOU MUST GO ♪ ♪ BELIEVE WHAT YOU FEEL

♪ BELIEVE WHAT YOU FEEL AND KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT

AND KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT BECAUSE THE TIME WILL

BECAUSE THE TIME WILL COME AROUND ♪

COME AROUND ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU SAY IT'S YOURS

♪ WHEN YOU SAY IT'S YOURS BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN GO HOME

BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN GO HOME BELIEVE YOU CAN FLOAT

BELIEVE YOU CAN FLOAT ON AIR ♪

ON AIR ♪ ♪ THEN CLICK YOUR HEELS

♪ THEN CLICK YOUR HEELS THREE TIMES

THREE TIMES IF YOU BELIEVE, OH

IF YOU BELIEVE, OH THEN YOU'LL BE THERE ♪

THEN YOU'LL BE THERE ♪ ♪ BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

♪ BELIEVE IN YOURSELF RIGHT FROM THE START

RIGHT FROM THE START BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC

BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC RIGHT THERE IN YOUR HEART ♪

RIGHT THERE IN YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ BELIEVE ALL THESE THINGS

♪ BELIEVE ALL THESE THINGS NOT BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO

NOT BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO BUT BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

BUT BELIEVE IN YOURSELF BELIEVE IN YOURSELF ♪

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF ♪ ♪ BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

♪ BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AS I BELIEVE IN YOU ♪

>> THANK YOU. >> REMEMBER -- CLICK YOUR HEELS

>> REMEMBER -- CLICK YOUR HEELS TOGETHER THREE TIMES AND THINK

TOGETHER THREE TIMES AND THINK OF HOME.

OF HOME. COME ALONG, ADDAPERLE.

COME ALONG, ADDAPERLE. WE GOT A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO

WE GOT A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO.

DO. >> GOODBYE, DOROTHY.

>> GOODBYE, DOROTHY. >> GOODBYE, DOROTHY.

>> GOODBYE, DOROTHY. >> GOODBYE, ADDAPERLE.

>> GOODBYE, ADDAPERLE. THANK YOU, GLINDA.

THANK YOU, GLINDA. GOODBYE.

GOODBYE. >> COULD THAT BE ALL THERE IS TO

>> COULD THAT BE ALL THERE IS TO IT?

IT? YOU JUST CLICK YOUR HEELS

YOU JUST CLICK YOUR HEELS TOGETHER THREE TIMES AND YOU'RE

TOGETHER THREE TIMES AND YOU'RE HOME?

HOME? >> IT MAKES NO SENSE, SO IT MUST

>> IT MAKES NO SENSE, SO IT MUST BE SO.

BE SO. THE TRUTH IS LIKE THAT.

THE TRUTH IS LIKE THAT. >> BUT IF YOU'D KNOWN BEFORE YOU

>> BUT IF YOU'D KNOWN BEFORE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO BATTLE

WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO BATTLE EVILLENE OR ARGUE WITH THE WIZ

EVILLENE OR ARGUE WITH THE WIZ OR EVEN MEET ME.

OR EVEN MEET ME. >> OR ME.

>> OR ME. >> OR ME.

>> OR ME. >> OH, I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED

>> OH, I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED MEETING YOU FOR ANYTHING.

MEETING YOU FOR ANYTHING. PROMISE THAT YOU'LL REMEMBER ME.

PROMISE THAT YOU'LL REMEMBER ME. KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART.

KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART. AND LET ME, NOW AND THEN, COME

AND LET ME, NOW AND THEN, COME TO MIND.

TO MIND. AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IF I HANG

AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IF I HANG ON TO THESE SHOES, THEY'LL

ON TO THESE SHOES, THEY'LL LEAD ME BACK TO YOU SOMEDAY.

LEAD ME BACK TO YOU SOMEDAY. >> OH, PLEASE TRY.

>> OH, PLEASE TRY. >> I WILL.

>> I WILL. BUT RIGHT NOW, I THINK I HEAR

BUT RIGHT NOW, I THINK I HEAR AUNT EM CALLING.

♪♪ ♪ WHEN I THINK OF HOME

♪ WHEN I THINK OF HOME I THINK OF A PLACE

I THINK OF A PLACE WHERE THERE'S LOVE

WHERE THERE'S LOVE OVERFLOWING ♪

OVERFLOWING ♪ ♪ I WISH I WAS HOME

♪ I WISH I WAS HOME I WISH I WAS BACK THERE

I WISH I WAS BACK THERE WITH THE THINGS I'VE BEEN

WITH THE THINGS I'VE BEEN KNOWING ♪

KNOWING ♪ ♪ WIND THAT MAKES THE

♪ WIND THAT MAKES THE TALL GRASS

TALL GRASS BEND INTO LEANING ♪

BEND INTO LEANING ♪ ♪ SUDDENLY THE RAINDROPS

♪ SUDDENLY THE RAINDROPS THAT FALL

THAT FALL HAVE A MEANING ♪

HAVE A MEANING ♪ ♪ SPRINKLING THE SCENE

♪ SPRINKLING THE SCENE MAKES IT ALL CLEAN

MAKES IT ALL CLEAN MAYBE THERE'S A CHANCE ♪

MAYBE THERE'S A CHANCE ♪ ♪ FOR ME TO GO BACK

♪ FOR ME TO GO BACK NOW THAT I HAVE SOME DIRECTION

NOW THAT I HAVE SOME DIRECTION IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE

IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE BACK HOME ♪

BACK HOME ♪ ♪ WHERE THERE'S LOVE AND

♪ WHERE THERE'S LOVE AND AFFECTION

AFFECTION AND JUST MAYBE I CAN

AND JUST MAYBE I CAN CONVINCE TIME ♪

CONVINCE TIME ♪ ♪ TO SLOW UP

♪ TO SLOW UP GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME

GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME IN MY LIFE

IN MY LIFE TO GROW UP ♪

TO GROW UP ♪ ♪ TIME, BE MY FRIEND

♪ TIME, BE MY FRIEND LET ME START AGAIN

LET ME START AGAIN SUDDENLY MY WORLD'S GONE

SUDDENLY MY WORLD'S GONE AND CHANGED ITS FACE ♪

AND CHANGED ITS FACE ♪ ♪ BUT STILL I KNOW WHERE

♪ BUT STILL I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING

I'M GOING I HAVE HAD MY MIND

I HAVE HAD MY MIND SPUN AROUND IN SPACE ♪

SPUN AROUND IN SPACE ♪ ♪ AND YET I'VE WATCHED IT

♪ AND YET I'VE WATCHED IT GROWING

GROWING AND IF YOU'RE LISTENING GOD

AND IF YOU'RE LISTENING GOD PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT ♪

PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT ♪ ♪ HARD TO KNOW

♪ HARD TO KNOW IF WE SHOULD BELIEVE

IF WE SHOULD BELIEVE THE THINGS WE SEE ♪

THE THINGS WE SEE ♪ ♪ TELL US

♪ TELL US WOULD WE TRY AND STAY

WOULD WE TRY AND STAY OR SHOULD WE RUN AWAY

OR SHOULD WE RUN AWAY OR IS IT BETTER ♪

OR IS IT BETTER ♪ ♪ JUST TO LET THINGS BE

♪ JUST TO LET THINGS BE LIVING HERE IN THIS

LIVING HERE IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD

BRAND NEW WORLD MIGHT BE A FANTASY ♪

MIGHT BE A FANTASY ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S TAUGHT ME TO LOVE

♪ BUT IT'S TAUGHT ME TO LOVE SO IT'S REAL TO ME

SO IT'S REAL TO ME AND I LEARNED THAT WE MUST

AND I LEARNED THAT WE MUST LOOK INSIDE OUR HEARTS ♪

LOOK INSIDE OUR HEARTS ♪ ♪ TO FIND A WORLD

♪ TO FIND A WORLD FULL OF LOVE ♪

FULL OF LOVE ♪ ♪ LIKE YOURS

♪ LIKE YOURS LIKE MINE

LIKE MINE LIKE HOME ♪♪

>> TOTO, AUNT EM!

>> TOTO, AUNT EM!