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Ten single girls met for the first time with a kiss...

- She is unreal.

- # Rising to the top... #

- She's sexy. I'm so excited.

- I want to hear about the kiss! - I'm going to say "perfect".

- She's in lo-o-o-ove!

- ..before meeting their matchmaker, Dannii Minogue.

CHEERING - Dannii Minogue! - DANNII: Hi, girls!

In this masseria, everyone's a possibility.

- # Burn, baby, burn... #

- Meg got the Pride Party lit...

..and Fiorenza played with fire...

- I think I've got a wee spring in my step now.

- ..leaving her match Demi, and Meg's match Amy in the dark.

- I'm stressed. - I feel like the chemistry's missing a little bit.

- But with the summer ending

on a big decision in front of their friends and family...

DANNII: Are you ready to commit?

Seal it with a kiss. Now.

CHARLEY: There's plenty more in store through these masseria doors.

Girls, you've got company.

Welcome to I Kissed A Girl.

MUSIC: Respectable by Mel & Kim

- Morning. - Morning, world.

- # We ain't never gonna be respectable... #

- As the girls wake up to their first morning in the masseria,

Meg and Fiorenza have been sleeping on a secret.

- I've hardly had any sleep.

You know when you're just thinking about everything and that kiss...

I'm still so giggly about it, I don't know why...!

Oh!

- Now that I've kissed Meg,

I'm still keeping it on the DL.

I still want to be respectful to my match

because I don't want to, like, shove anything in like, Demi's face.

Do you know what I mean?

- But Demi is not the only one in the dark here.

Meg's match Amy has no idea about the secret snogging either.

- I feel a bit friend-zoned, I can't lie.

What are you talking about without me? Huh?

It feels a bit awkward, but maybe I'm reading the signals wrong.

- # Why were you creeping round late last night?

# Can you fill me in? #

- So while Amy's feeling distant from her match Meg,

some girls are stuck to the hip with theirs.

- Waking up to Abbie in the morning.

I'm like, "Ooh!"

She makes me all giddy.

I feel like I'm back in school.

Are you, like, open to exploring other people?

- What do you mean?

- Like, are you closed off to each other already?

- Why are you asking these questions?!

- I want to know!

- At the minute, I'm only really personally arsed about Cara.

But that's just me. - "That's just me."

- I'm not, like, 100% sort of sure where like her head is at.

I feel like she likes to try and keep me sort of in my place

with, like, a bit of banter, which I can take, but then I'm like...

"What are you actually thinking, though?"

- # Be the love, be the love, be the love

# Be the love of your life... #

- It's like blood from a stone, eh, Georgia?

But you're not the only one around here looking for answers -

Priya's still figuring out her match, Naee.

- Right, talk to me, Priya. - I feel like Naee's a bit reserved,

so I tried to like... - Yeah, she's quite quiet, but...

- She is quite quiet. - Yeah.

- In my past relationships, I've never had a lot of, like,

reassurance ever.

And I just don't want to get hurt.

I feel like I'm getting mixed signals. I don't know how...

- Do you want me to give her a wee...? - Yeah, give her a nudge for me.

- Yeah! Yeah, I'll give her a wee nudge. - Yeah, that'd be helpful.

What about you, though? - Well, me and Demi...

- Yeah. - I wasn't feeling, like, the sexual chemistry... - Mm.

- ..but then yesterday,

I was up on the terrace...

- With? - With Meg.

- Ooh!

- And then we maybe had a kiss.

- SHE GASPS

- You little slut.

- I'm a slag! - Oh, my God, are you interested in her? - Yeah.

Hey, Lana Del Rey. - Hey, babes!

- It's Lana Del Slay over here! - Aw!

- Wow...

You stole her girl

and you have the audacity to be, "Hey, Lana Del Rey!"

- Shit. - Yeah! Yeah!

- THEY LAUGH

- I love Fiorenza. You know what? I support whatever she does.

In her ho activity, she can do whatever she wants.

The wife and the mistress.

- Don't let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife.

- THEY LAUGH

- Oh, no! - Oh, my goodness.

- I keep, like, wanting to like, flirt with Meg,

but I'm like holding back so much

because I can't do it in front of Demi yet.

I do feel like explaining where I'm at and, like, what I'm feeling

with Demi because I don't want it hanging over me.

- The sooner the better, Fiorenza. This is too awkward.

- # If we ever broke up

# I'd never be sad

# Thinking about everything that we had

# If we ever broke up... #

- It's not on...

- Lish is literally in her vagina! LAUGHTER

I'm sorry...! What the fuck!

See...! - She's not! She was laying on my stomach

and then she...

- That was NOT stomach, that was noonie.

- We're just having a cuddle.

- What is up, baby girl?

- I feel like... - Mm-hm... - ..for me, I don't know if I'm feeling like...

..the sexual chemistry. - Mm-hm.

- I feel that it's more...

..friend kind of vibes.

- Um, yesterday, I was in my head anyway.

Like, I think I was being really intense with you. - Yeah.

- Like, it's hard not to be attracted to this. Don't get me wrong.

And I do think I'm, like, sexually attracted to you, but I think,

like, chemistry wise, I don't think it's there. - Yeah.

- I can't shake the fact it was a good kiss,

but I've been feeling that she wasn't reciprocating

too much anyway.

And, yeah, I've made peace with that. Like, it's fine. - Good, good.

- Yeah. - Good.

Um, yesterday...

- Mm-hm. - So I was up here... - Mm-hm.

- ..with Meg, kind of, like, chatting and stuff.

- Yeah, are you vibing with Meg? - And...

..we did have a kiss. - What the fuck? - Yesterday.

- Fuck! Wait, what the fuck?! - Yeah... - The fuck? We were just settling...!

- No...!

- SHE LAUGHS

- I love this reaction, though.

It's clear skies, clear mind.

I do want to just, like, put all my energy into Meg now.

- The way you, like, pushed it out as well - ick.

Ick! Bottom of the pile. We're good now.

- I'm glad you've got the ick now. - Yeah, it was actually quite easy.

- Thanks!

- BOTH LAUGH

I'm not mad.

I just think it's nice she told me cos she doesn't owe me anything.

I do have a little bit of insecurities regarding the fact

that, like, I haven't been with a lot of women or been a relationship

with women before.

Am I going off this? like, is it OK? Do I have the...the "credentials"?

It can be really frustrating and I shouldn't let that happen.

I should be able to explore my queerness to the full extent

that I want to, and not cage myself in.

CHARLEY: Exactly, Demi.

And this is the queerest masseria I know of.

BLOWS WHISTLE

CHEERING, EXCLAIMING

CHARLEY: But all girl volleyball aside,

spilling the tea is an Olympic sport around here.

DEMI: OK, firstly, fun fact. You want gossip? - Yeah, I want to hear.

- Guess who kissed yesterday on the terrace.

- Fuck!

- HUSHED: Fiorenza and Meg.

HUSHED: - Stop-p-p-p! Oh, my God.

I guess I'm not the one for Meg.

As a femme woman, I always come second place to mascs.

It's just like the story of my life

that I am too femme. That is my thing.

- So what's, like, your plan of action, then? - Um...

I don't know! I don't really know.

I think I need to try something different,

cos what I've been doing so far hasn't worked out for me, has it?

I find it hard to find a girl who's, like, very femme,

like femme enough for me, and then also, um, likes femmes.

But maybe I do need to kind of, you know,

push myself out of the comfort zone.

Scared.

- You're right, Amy, it can be scary to push the boat out.

But remember, this masseria is full of opportunities.

And I know an absolute storm of a woman

who can help put some wind in your sails.

UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

CHEERING, WHOOPING

Buongiorno!

- Oh, my God, Dannii.

Stunning.

- You're looking gorgeous. - Thank you! - So are you!

- How was the party last night? ALL: - It was amazing!

- So a bit of fire?

ALL: - Yeah!

- It's all right - I'll teach ya.

- I could do that! I wish I could.

Girls, tomorrow night,

you will all attend your first Kiss Off.

ALL: - Oh...!

- That's nervy times. Very nervy times.

- The Kiss Off is your chance

to commit to your partner with a kiss...

..or to turn the other way in your search for love.

- OK.

Fuck.

I'm in a pretty precarious situation right now.

- Do you want to kiss the girl that you're with,

or are you saving your kiss for someone else?

Anyone left unkissed tomorrow night

will be leaving the masseria.

SIGHING, GASPING

You got it?

- I am worried for sure. You know, like,

I need to do more to put myself out there.

I think I'm lying back a bit too much.

- OK!

Hang on. One more thing.

Just to make things that little bit more interesting...

- Oooh!

- ..girls, you've got company.

CHEERING

- # You've never met a girl like me before... #

- I'm Eva, I'm northern Irish,

I'm tall, I'm tanned.

What's not to love?

- SHE LAUGHS

- I would describe my look as stemme.

I do have some more masculine days and sometimes

I just like to wear a dress, now and then,

just so I can show the girls I still got it.

Types - I like girls with like, really, really big,

like, personalities.

I like blondes, I actually like everything.

I can't even lie!

- # You've never met a girl like me before... #

- Fit girls, beautiful masseria...

I think I'm going to really, really love it.

Hi, guys.

- CHEERING

- Keep it going. Come on.

- CHEERING

OVERLAPPING CHATTER, GREETINGS

- Hello. - Hello. - Hi!

- Whoa!

Like, that's a tall drink of water.

- Girls, this is Eva. - All right? - ALL: - Hello!

- Eva, welcome to the masseria.

How are you feeling? - I feel good. Everyone looks well, yeah.

- Yeah? Well, I'll leave you to it. Ciao. - Bye! Hi, guys.

- Eva literally looks like

a lesbian Tarzan. Like...

Yeah, she is beautiful.

- Eva? - Yeah. - Nice to meet you.

- She's tall. She's taken my tall thing.

I was the tall girl here,

now I'm not that any more, so I don't know what I've got.

You know? Going to have to find something else.

- OVERLAPPING CHATTER

- Amy, lovely to meet you. - There's a lot of girls...

Oh, my God. Ten girls, hugging them all.

That was a lot. Like, a lot.

And some of them smelled nice. - You're about to get grilled.

- Yeah! I'm sitting right next to you so I can hear everything.

- Here's the hot seat, here's the hot seat.

- She literally looks like a model.

Like, her eyes are absolutely insane.

FIORENZA: - OK, who's your top three here?

- Yeah! - Oh!

- CHEERING

- OK.

Straight off the bat, you...

- Cara. - You...

- Meg. - And you.

- Amy. - OK. - Oh, spicy!

- Straight off the bat, she says, "Cara".

I don't feel, like, rattled by it,

I think it's just like,

right, just need to make it

a bit more known that, like, I'm very much into her.

- Yeah. Strong, strong top three.

- Shall I come and show you around?

WHOOPING

- Calm down, calm down!

- Straight to the bedroom!

- Whoo! How are you feeling? How are you feeling? Nervous?

- So, guys, what do you think?

- I feel OK. - Yeah? - Yeah, I'll back myself.

- I definitely played it down when she said she fancied me.

It's one of them where it's like,

"Oh, do you? Oh? Oh... Thanks."

But inside, you're just like... "Yes!"

- SHE LAUGHS

This is the terrace. - Great.

- So I'm femme for femme... - Mm-hm. - ..normally, but, you know...

- Right, OK. Is that you suggesting something?

- AMY LAUGHS

- # This hell is better with you... #

- So with the Kiss Off looming, Amy's already broadening those horizons,

and Demi's free to flirt with, well, anyone she likes.

DEMI: Now that I know that there's a Kiss Off tomorrow,

we should just go and get what we want.

So I would just like to get to know Naee.

- What are you telling me?

- Um... I'm blunt, so you're sexy.

What's the vibes? - Oh, really? - Yeah.

BOTH LAUGH

I feel like I don't know too much about you, so...

Also I've called you sexy, so you can call me sexy back.

BOTH LAUGH

- Yeah. 100. - Yeah, I think she looks...

- You can be, like...! - Bro...! Oh, my days.

Oh, are you trying to figure me out, that shit? - A little bit.

Feel like you're not giving a lot away.

- Oh, OK. I didn't know she was feeling me like that.

Like, I thought it was giving more friend vibes,

but, I mean, shit, let's try it out.

Life is short. - Mm.

- Why not just spend it like, laughing? - Mm. - Know what I mean?

Well, how do I go about this?

Priya is my match.

But my doors are still open.

My doors are still open. We can see where this could go.

I feel like you don't really know what you are yet.

- Yeah, I feel like... - Cos you don't have much experience. - Yeah.

- And I feel like you need someone to open up the doors. - Yeah.

- And I feel like...

..I could be that person.

- What are we doing right now?

BOTH LAUGH

Like...!

You know they're just right over there, right?

This is actually, like, giving away... This is giving away stuff.

You've been feeling me, then. - I thought you were bare cool.

- Really? - Yeah.

- I'm really glad I took the chance

cos I feel like I was catching a vibe.

And so when we spoke, I think that vibe definitely got better.

And I feel like she's feeling me, you know?

Hey, babies. I did it. I flirted,

like a grown arse woman. - What is happening?

Demi, babe. She knows that I'm into Naee.

It was right in front of me

and I was trying to eavesdrop a little bit. I couldn't hear...

I know there was a lot of laughing, but, yeah, I got...

It... It worried me just a... Just a smidge.

- Ooh, I'd say go with your gut on that one, Priya.

It does feel a little like Naee's testing the water

outside of your match in plain sight.

- # Too blind to see it

# Too blind to see what you were doing... #

- OK, so you have... - Head massage...

- Eva.

- She's not my type, initially, but she's got chat.

- Those, like eyes also... Oh, my God, they're mesmerising.

- So it's defo, like, one that I'm thinking of exploring.

- Don't wait too long. Tomorrow's the big day. - Defo.

I need to get a move on.

- How was that little chat with Demi?

- Demi? - Mm-hm! - Um... It was.

It was a bit spicy. - Oh, really?

- But, um, yeah, it was a nice, like, little chitchat.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- So, how do you feel about this situation, then?

- Uh, to be honest...

No, OK.

To be honest, like, I'm still trying to see what you're saying.

- I'm still trying to figure YOU out, to be honest. - Really? - Yeah,

cos I feel like you're kind of like drifting.

- Why? Why do you feel like I'm drifting?

- Because you're not talking to me as, like...

- Nah, I'm just giving you your space and that. Because, like...

- Who said I wanted space?! - I didn't want to be, like, too on you.

- You've barely been on me! - Didn't want to suffocate you.

- You took it to the next level! - Sorry. Sorry, my bad, my bad.

No, like, I'm still very interested in you.

- OK, I'm interested in you too. - Yeah.

- OK. Let's spend more time together because I feel like... - No, we will.

Defo. - I feel like we're barely, like, together, so... - Yeah.

I do like Priya. She is a bit of me.

But having two girls

on the go, at the same time,

like, it's nothing foreign to me.

I feel like everyone's available, to be honest.

Even if you're coupled up, everyone's available.

- # Casanova ... me over

# Left me dying for your love... #

- OK, let's go.

I'm glad that's cleared. - Yeah, that's cleared.

- Careful how you tread, Priya.

Something tells me it might not be that simple.

- # Casanova, Casanova

# Left me dying for your love

# Casanova, Casanova

# Now you're all I'm thinking of

# Casanova... #

- All right, Priya!

- Go on, girl!

- The only thing I wear is tracksuit.

- Is it actually? - Like in the day... If I'm going out on a night out,

I'll wear a pair of jeans or whatever, or trousers,

but I have to wear boys jeans, which is a lot baggier.

- How do you guys feel about the word... WHISPERED: .."lesbian"?

- I don't mind it, really and truly. I use it. - Do you?

- I don't think it's like...

I don't know why people shy away from that word.

- I just say I'm gay. Like, I don't like using the word "lesbian".

- Yeah, I've never used the term queer either.

- I just say like, "Oh, I'm into girls." - Yeah.

- Or I'll say I'm queer. - Yeah.

I feel like I've always identified, like, as gay,

as opposed to saying, "I'm a lesbian."

I think, like in my head or for me,

"lesbian" has been used in quite a negative way.

Thinking back to school, like, if there was a boy that was interested

and you weren't about it, it was, "Oh, are you a fucking lesbian?"

- Yeah. - It's like, "No, I just don't fucking like you.

"You're a cock."

It's just a word that has been taken and made negative.

Growing up, it was used in a way to sort of suggest

that there was something wrong with you.

Do you guys know why the L is the first letter in the LGBTQ+?

- I remember... - No... - ..for a reason... - ..I don't.

- You know, back with the HIV and the Aids epidemic,

obviously that was... It was, like, gay men,

so nobody wanted to really help them. - Yeah.

- It was lesbians that were helping them and like, nursing them...

- Testing in the right... - Because it was like...

- Stop, that's giving me goose bumps! - I'm going to cry. - Is it actually?

- TEARFULLY: Innit...

SOBS SOFTLY

Being a lesbian is something to be so proud of.

But I think a lot of the time, I don't really know how to.

SHE SNIFFLES

And that shit's just, like...

- It's making ME tear up. - That's making ME emotional.

- # Forced into yourself

# You chased out the parts

# You cannot bear... #

- I didn't realise how deep and how many sort of emotions I guess

I had attached to the fact that I struggled to actually say "lesbian".

- # ..something beautiful there... #

- You OK? - Yeah. I don't know why that got me.

I'm obviously quite confident and, like, I'm proud of my sexuality,

but I think that it still bothers me when it shouldn't

because it's such a good word.

I need to just say to, like, my younger self, "You are a lesbian."

Why would you not want to be a lesbian?

- So that's why they got to have the L first?

- Yeah, it's like a, "Fuck yeah, lesbians!"

- Why is that not, like, said more? - Yeah! - No-one talks about...

- Why did we not know that?

- That's something that should be known.

Like, that shit should be taught in the school, but it's not.

All the lesbians that have come before are, like, bad ass,

so it's like, it's not a bad thing.

- Do you know what? After that story, I can't wait to go out

and just tell people I'm a fucking lesbian.

- CHEERING, OVERLAPPING CHATTER

- I'm going to start shouting it! - "All the lesbians!"

- # You're too good to hide, darling

# Oh, you're too good to hide, darling. #

- As night falls on the masseria,

the girls are gearing up to properly welcome Eva to the party.

- # I'm every woman

# It's all in me... #

- Cheers to the newcomer!

ALL: - Cheers!

- OVERLAPPING CHATTER

And Dannii knows how to pack the night full of surprises.

So she's arranged a special Italian delivery.

- Are we going to play, like, never have I ever?

- OVERLAPPING CHATTER

- Wait, so are we taking a sip?

- Sorry, is that a new girl?

- Oh.

- SCREAMING

- Shut up! - What?!

- Hi. How are you doing?

- ALL: - Oh!!!

- The accent! The accent!

- Ten out of ten. Gorgeous.

I've never seen someone look so cool.

Like, how does someone look that cool?

- Yeah, actually, I'm not joining the party with you.

- ALL: - Oh!

- I'm Sara, and I'm the housekeeper of this bella masseria.

And I have to give this to Eva.

- ALL: - Oh!

- Move those long legs.

- Oh. - Eva, you have a message from Dannii.

- Oh. - So, enjoy your night.

Ciao, bellissima.

- OVERLAPPING CHATTER

- Can she come back? - Come back. - Come back!

- Come on, read it out to the class!

- So, "Eva, as you haven't kissed a girl yet, I'd like you to choose one

"girl to go on a date with.

"Please let the lucky girl know now

"because your date is ready.

"Love and kisses, Dannii."

- OK. Go on. Big reveal. Who are you choosing?

- Um...

Amy, do you want to go on a date? - I'd love to.

- CHEERING

- Go get yours, girl!

- I was definitely torn between a few, but she's one of the most

attractive in here. There's no doubt about that.

- # And I'm ready to die... #

- Oh, my God, look at this. - This is...

This is nice.

After you. - Ah! Stop it!

I don't think anybody's ever pulled out a chair for me before.

- So, you and... - Meg. - ..Meg... - Yeah. - ..were paired up.

- We were paired up. - And you're, like, femme for femme.

- Yeah, normally femme for femme, but, like, trying to, you know,

explore a bit.

- Yeah. You're from Surrey?

- Yeah, I'm from Surrey. Try and keep that on the DL, though.

- What's wrong with Surrey? - Just get labelled as posh.

It's just not... Yeah.

- IN POSH ACCENT: - I got labelled as posh!

- Oh! - I know. - I do love a posh accent.

- Oh, I'm trying to shake this whole posh thing.

- It's not a bad thing. It's not a bad thing.

You can be posh and... - A good person, I guess.

- Yeah, exactly. It's not one or the other. - Yeah.

- What a refined date this is turning out to be.

I hope the other girls are keeping it this classy.

- Never have I ever slept with one of my friend's exes.

- Oh.

- This is quite good, though.

I feel like that's quite a lesbian thing to do.

Well done, girls.

We're breaking stereotypes. We're breaking down barriers.

- I wonder how their date is going.

- I wonder what they're doing on their date.

What do you think it is? - Necking.

- This is quite intimate. Do you want me to make eye contact while I do it?

- Where's the eye contact? That was a good bite.

That was a good bite!

You got a few in there. Yeah.

- So tell me more about, like...like your past relationships.

- I normally go for smaller girls. - Smaller? - Yeah. I know.

- But you also normally go for femmes. - Yeah, exactly.

- OK. It's OK. We're...we're building up to that.

We're breaking through those walls. - Yeah. - I can tell it's went

good, because I don't like being on the other side of the table.

Does that make sense? - Yeah. - Like, I want to be a bit closer.

- Oh, OK. Yeah, I do know what you mean.

I'm definitely feeling the chemistry. - You're feeling it? OK.

- Cheers to that. Cheers, babe. - Eye contact. - Eye contact.

- Mm.

- I feel like this is

the perfect time to kind of like, you know, step out of my comfort

zone a little bit.

I am normally femme for femme, but, like, Eva's proved that,

like, it's more about the vibe.

Do you know what I mean? Like, our vibes are off the scale.

- Speaking of vibes, what's the tea with Meg and Fiorenza

since that monumental snog?

- What's going on between you two, then? - Just chilling, innit?

- Kiss Off is tomorrow. You better... It better be more than chilling.

- Yeah. - We're good chilling. - Yeah. We're good chilling.

So the vibe between me and Fiorenza has definitely taken a turn.

It's nice for her to put a bit more moves on me.

Oh, she's fit.

Look at me, I'm getting giggly again.

- I didn't get the chance to, um, wingman you and Naee.

- I know. Obviously, Demi was flirting with her. - Yeah.

- Did you fill her up on that? - Yeah. - Oh, did you?

- What got said?!

- Demi, like, brought up the spicy conversation and saying, like,

"Oh, yeah, I find you attractive."

- Oh, OK. - Yeah. - OK. - Yeah.

- And then Naee told me, like, "Well, I want you."

- She's such a smooth criminal.

She's so chill. She's just... - Yeah. - Yeah, mysterious.

- I'm all for a bit of mystery, girls, but it can get confusing.

For instance, George is still trying to figure out where she stands

with her match, Cara.

- Go.

Why are you getting awkward when I stare at you? Ah.

I feel good with Cara.

I think, obviously, like, it's early days. I feel like I'm still trying

to, like, understand her, but it feels good.

I'm excited to see where it goes.

- You're not sitting like that. - Why?

- Because I just can't handle that.

I feel like I don't usually click with people as quickly

as I have with Georgia.

I'm really out of my comfort zone.

- But you know I like your eyes. - Oh, my God. - Stop rolling your eyes.

- I can't! I actually physically can't.

I don't even know I'm doing it. - So what? Stop complimenting

your eyes? - No. Keep going, but I can't stop...

- But just know that you're always going to be...? OK.

I now know that you secretly like it.

- Oh. See! - Exactly.

But, like, I know that now. I'm just going to keep

going until she stops rolling her eyes at me.

- It's just hard for me in these moments of like...

..talking about feelings. - That's OK.

- This is like a good place to work from.

- I feel like it is, yeah. - Considering it's been 24 hours.

- I don't even know where I am any more. - No concept of time.

- I'm just so delirious with staring into your eyes so much.

- Oh! - There she goes.

There she goes.

I don't even know what could come in that would make me

swerve from you.

- Tomorrow's a new start.

I'm going to try keep the eye rolls to a minimum.

- That's OK. - There's going to be no more tonight.

- I feel that's a bold statement.

- I'm saying it. I've put it out there. - OK.

- CARA LAUGHS

- # Black cherry

# Black cherry

# Stone... #

- Oh, my God.

- Did you roll your eyes? - No, I didn't.

I didn't roll my eyes.

- GEORGIA LAUGHS

- Do you know what? You've surprised me a little bit.

Like... - Have I? - Someone's personality as well.

- Maketh the person. 100%.

100%. - Did you say "maketh"? - Maketh the person.

Yeah.

- THEY LAUGH

- Is that an ick? Is that an ick?

- I have to do, like, the little eye-flutter as well.

That's what you did. You were like... - My lashes.

- Yeah. - It's because I've got something in my eye. - Have you actually?

- No. - Is it because you can see your future with me?

- You're really good at the back, back and forth.

- Oh, yeah. - Between us. Like a game of ping pong, which is what I look for.

It's a shame we didn't have a kiss on a proper date.

I guess the table was in the way, wasn't it? - Hmm.

Yeah, it was.

One second.

- # Excite me

# Ignite me

# Oh, and you know... #

- There's something in that Italian air tonight.

Everyone's really exploring their options, whether their match

knows it or not.

- I'm just like, "Urgh, Demi, Priya..." - I seen yous.

- Yeah. She basically said that she's interested and shit, so...

- Oh, what are you thinking, then, about Demi?

- Naee's got choices.

- LAUGHTER

- Priya is my match.

But I just want to, like, see what Demi is saying and

how deep I can get with them.

I'm finna go. - Oh, finna go!

- See you, man. - Good luck. - See you!

- EXCITED SQUEAL

- That's interesting.

Priya said that...

..Naee shut it down with Demi.

- Oh. - So I was confused about that.

- Oh.

- Hey, do you want to go on the terrace? - Yeah, sure, OK.

BOTH: - Oh!

- It's getting juicy in the masseria.

- In the masseria.

- We had a great chat earlier, and I just wanted to, like, continue

the conversation and see where her head was at.

- What's going with you and Priya? You guys aren't, like, closed off?

It's not, like, done?

- I mean, to be honest, like, everyone's single in here, right?

Like... - Yeah, but some people are more single than others,

so I'm trying to gauge how single you are.

- The full stop is single, right?

- OK. - Like, I see what you're saying.

- OK. - Cos we're here to, like, explore, right?

- Yeah. - Explore our options.

- OK.

It's nice to know that you're not, like,

locked off, basically. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- # Don't need permission

# Made my decision to test my limits... #

- All right. We can do...we can do a sexually charged hug.

- THEY LAUGH

- Demi, she's so lovely and funny.

There was defo chemistry.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

But Priya, she's cool. She's cool.

She's pretty... Like, I'm on a roll.

I'm on the ball today.

That's cool, man.

- Naee, she honestly didn't give too much away.

But I think there's a deeper connection.

Like, after our conversation, I do feel a lot closer to her.

Um, and I feel like there could be something.

- How are you bitches today?

- There's not much going on in my situation.

She's been acting weird today. I don't know.

I don't know why, but tonight,

Naee is just being a bit weird.

It's like night and day, and I don't get it.

Hmm.

What can that mean?

- MUSIC: Dangerous Woman by Ariana Grande

- I feel like I'm trying to keep Priya and Demi

on their toes.

Because girls do like a bit of myst...like, mystery.

So we'll see how this plays out.

- How was your evening? - You've been a bit busy tonight.

- ABBIE SCREAMS

- I have been a bit busy.

- Yeah. - I still feel like fresh meat.

Like, I need to get to know everyone.

I've basically only got to know essentially one person.

- Wait, so your plan of action?

- Tomorrow, like, I'm probably going to talk to Meg a little bit.

- Yeah. - If that's all right? - Yeah, that's fine.

- The thing is, like, if you don't try it, you won't know. - Exactly.

- And you might regret that. - Yeah. - Whose team are you on?!

- Yeah. - Whose team are you on?! - Sorry, sorry.

- I'm only just starting to settle in with Meg.

And now big Eva's came in.

Oh...

- # I'm losing my baby

# Losing my favourite game... #

- Morning.

- The day of the Kiss Off has arrived.

That means our girls have got big decisions ahead.

- Are you nervous for tonight?

- You dirty dog. What's happened?

- Nothing. - I want to know the drama.

- There's no drama.

- And if Eva's a woman of her word, she's got more exploring to do.

- Megs an, erm, an interesting one.

She has that energy that Amy has - that little, like, fiery,

feisty side that's kind of, like, drawn me in.

Definitely something I'd want to explore.

You're with Fiorenza, obviously. - Yeah.

- Quite good? - Yeah, we're getting on.

Just... - Do you... - ..seeing how, how things are going.

Yeah, but...

- They've gone to the terrace. Did you know they'd gone to the terrace?

- Yes, you know.

- I can see them.

- You can see them? - Yeah. Just that spot.

- Do you feel like, personality-wise, like yous get on.

- Yeah. - OK.

That's good. - She's funny. - No. - I like funny.

I mean, you're funny as well, though.

I think Fiorenza's quirkiness

is something that does draw me towards her.

But Eva...

She's fit.

- I feel like you're quite a flirty person, though.

- Yeah, I can be. - What do you mean, you can be?

That's like you know exactly what you're saying.

Like, but you know how to, like, do it casually.

You, you...

- What are you trying to say? - No, you know what you're doing.

- I feel like you're the same, though.

- Oh, yeah. - You know what you're doing.

- I'll admit that.

- LAUGHING: - But you're not admitting it.

- I just know Eva's got good chat. - Eva's got good chat. Yeah, she does.

- And she's going to use it on Meg.

Where's the bro code?

- THEY LAUGH

- I'm being me. You're being you.

If you like it, you like it, do you know what I mean?

Like, it's like... - Yeah. - So you can just be yourself.

- I am. - Are you?

- Yeah. - OK.

Just go for it. - Come here.

You've got something on your eyelash.

There you go. - What was that? A fly? Mosquito?

- Bit of fluff.

- Do you just want to get closer to me?

- SHE LAUGHS

- Today, there's still a lot that can happen, essentially.

Like, I feel like there's still a lot to play for.

There's no point getting shy. Like, at all.

There's literally no point.

I know you're not shy, so I think you need to...

- I am. I actually am.

- Oh, wow, you're literally full-blown staring.

Is that, is that a sign of love or...?

Yeah, I was kind of like hoping

that yous would be, like, more like...

- I know. - Do you have any worries? Like, who is your worry about this?

- Erm, her and Meg.

Her and Meg really get along. - WHISPERS: - I think her and Meg.

- I don't want to... I'm, like, trying not to think about too much

cos I will get in my own head and then panic a bit. - Yeah.

- Obviously, there's the impending Kiss Off later.

I am slightly worried, for sure.

Erm, it really could go, it could go any way.

- Don't worry, Amy, you're not the only one with pre-Kiss Off nerves.

- I think Naee is going between Priya and I a little bit. And...

..I think she's got a lot of power that she's enjoying.

And I won't really know what Naee's thinking

until the Kiss Off.

How do you feel about Naee today?

- Last night, she was just being a bit off with me.

Erm... - I just wanted to say

that Naee took me to the terrace yesterday.

- Naee took you? - Yeah.

- Oh, OK. - Yeah.

- What did Naee say?

- I just kind of let her know that I'm interested in her.

- Yeah. - I didn't want to not tell you. - What was said on the terrace?

Like, I need to know. You're being very... - I'm not even...

- You're being very vague. - ..even trying to. It's like...

- Please stop pussyfooting cos I'm actually being serious.

- I'm not. I don't think I'm pussyfooting.

Like, she just didn't tell me that much. Like, she just kind of said

that she's not, like, locked off.

I can't give you anything. - She's not locked off?

- Yeah, like, it's not like a done deal, but that's about it.

- What the f...

She's pissed me off.

- I don't know, I don't know, man. I don't know.

- I'm going to have a talk with her. - OK.

- Like, right now. - OK.

- Cos she needs to speak up.

- OK.

I feel like...

- I had no idea about this.

This was very secretive.

And it kind of makes sense

as to why Naee was acting weird with me last night.

I don't know whether it was guilt or something like that, but...

Naee? - I'm not fast.

- Naee, how long are you going to be brushing your teeth?

Can I have a word with you outside?

- Your teeth must be aching. - That's thorough brushing.

- Are you OK? - No.

She doesn't say anything. Like, fucking speak up, love.

It'd be fine, cool, have your space, if the Kiss Off wasn't today.

- Mm. - But the Kiss Off is today.

I'm just really annoyed that she didn't communicate

anything with me whatsoever.

Hiya.

- Hey, so what is it you want to say?

- I think you guys need to have a conversation.

Yeah, I'm going to go.

- Thank you, honey. - No problem. Good luck.

- Thank you. - Bye. - Do you want to sit here?

- What's up? - So, what was that about last night?

- What was what about? - The chat with Demi.

- I'm still getting to know her, type shit. - Yeah.

So, are you interested in Demi, would you say?

- No. I'll say no.

- Well, Demi told me like, oh, you're not locked in.

- No.

- So...

You know, you want to explain that?

You want to run that back or...?

Or nah?

- It's more of a thing of...

- SHE SIGHS

- You're good - I'll wait.

- Like, it's still early days.

- Mm.

She's not making any sense to me.

She's literally like a riddle.

But I'm just worried. Obviously, we have the Kiss Off,

and I don't want to end up looking like a fool.

- The way I act on the outside is defo not acceptable

in the masseria.

I feel like everyone knows your business in here.

- # What you done to me

# What you done to me

# What you done to me, you done to me, you done to me... #

MEG: - My head's a little bit scrambled after the chat with Eva.

- I've been getting a lot of attention from Eva, which has been so lovely.

But Eva's also been speaking to Meg,

so that is a bit scary cos that leaves me a bit vulnerable.

- Right now, I'm basically down the middle, like,

I actually have no idea what I'm going to do.

- How are you feeling about tonight?

- I don't know. Naee's confusing.

I'm going in blind.

- Unscramble those heads, girls.

The Kiss Off is here, and it's time to decide where you stand.

- A little bit nervous cos it is the first Kiss Off.

Anything could happen.

- # I don't want to go

# But, baby, we both know

# This is not our time... #

- I have kept both girls guessing tonight,

but now I've got a big decision to make.

And, mm, I'm torn, to be honest.

- Oh, my God, look at her.

- DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

THEY CHEER

- Girls, welcome to your first Kiss Off.

Tonight, you will reveal if you want to stay with your current girl,

or if you're saving your kiss for someone else.

The big question is, does the girl you want to kiss

want to kiss you back?

Anyone left unkissed will be leaving the masseria.

- Shit.

- You'll notice Eva isn't here.

She'll be joining us later.

- First up, Abbie and Lisha, please step forward.

- I do really like Abbie.

I've got my hopes up, but anything can happen.

You never know until that moment.

- Girls, I'll ask you to stand back-to-back and take a moment.

If you want to stay with your girl, then turn and kiss her.

But if you're saving your kiss for someone else, don't turn.

- I think me and Lisha are on the same page

in terms of like, you know, initial attraction.

We have a good time, but I don't know what she's thinking.

- Reveal your decision

now.

# You and I agree

THEY CHEER

# We only gonna break up so we can make up

# We got the real thing... #

- Ah!

I just feel happy and I am excited to, like, develop what we've

already started and just see where it ends up.

- DANNII SQUEALS

Mama's so happy.

THEY CHEER

What's the thing that's drawn you to each other?

- Her eyes.

- The way you're really cheeky.

- Ooh! - Yeah, personality.

Obviously looks as well, you're beautiful.

- Absolutely.

Abbie and Lisha head over to these seats here.

# Baby, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma stick with you... #

Cara and Georgia, you're up.

- I feel very sure of where I stand, but then I'm very oblivious to,

like, where Cara's head's at.

So we're just going to have to see what happens.

- Please stand back-to-back.

Reveal your decision.

# I know, with you,

tonight could be amazing

THEY CHEER

# Be amazing... #

Yeah. The lipstick. OK.

- I know, I know.

- I feel like you guys haven't taken your hands off each other

since the first kiss. Would that be right?

- They haven't. They haven't.

- It's our comfort blanket. I'm like...

- All right, girls, you know where to go.

# To the love seats. #

THEY CHEER

Fiorenza and Demi, you're up.

Right, girls, you know the drill.

# I don't want to be just a memory

# And I don't want to feel your wings break free... #

- I've made the right decision for me.

So anything that happens, I know that I've went

for what I'm truly feeling.

- # I gotta be strong now... #

If you're saving your kiss for someone else, don't turn.

Reveal your decision...

..now.

OK, girls, turn around. Face me.

What is it that hasn't worked?

- Um, I feel like we talked it over and we just weren't

feeling each other like that, right?

- I don't think there was, like, that spark.

- Yeah.

- But... - You're great.

- We're besties. - Yeah.

- OK, Fiorenza, which girl are you saving your kiss for?

- Meg.

- OK, we'll find out later if Meg wants to kiss you back.

Otherwise you will be leaving the masseria.

- I'm just going with vibes.

No thoughts, just vibes, you know what I mean?

And my vibe is with Meg.

- Demi, you're saving your kiss for someone else.

- I'm saving my kiss for Naee.

- All right. We'll find out soon if Naee wants to kiss you back.

Otherwise you will be leaving the masseria.

- Not being in control of what's going to happen does make me

a little bit nervous.

- Please step back in the line.

- Thank you.

I don't like love triangles.

It's not for me, I don't think.

- Amy and Meg, please come and join me.

# Who me...? #

OK, girls, reveal your decision now.

# Don't make me sad

# Don't make me cry... #

OK, girls, turn and face me.

What was it?

- I don't know, I think it was just like an initial spark

maybe it wasn't there. - Yeah.

I mean, she's stunning, isn't she? - But, like, literally bestie vibes.

Bestie vibes.

I'm so glad that even though we didn't work out in a romantic level,

I've found such a good friendship in her.

- This means you're both saving your kiss for another girl.

Amy, who are you saving your kiss for?

- I'm saving my kiss for Eva.

- OK, well, Eva's not here, so we will find out later

if she feels the same.

If not, you will be leaving the masseria.

Amy, please step back to the line.

Meg, we know where Fiorenza stands.

But where do you?

- Eva, Fiorenza, they're both completely different.

Ah! It's one of them.

I think I'm definitely going with my gut instinct.

This is the right decision that I'm making.

- Reveal the name of the girl you are saving your kiss for...

..now.

- Fiorenza.

- Ah!

Fiorenza, take it away and seal it with a kiss.

THEY CHEER

# Sugar kisses

# Sugar kisses... #

Aw! So happy for you.

- Oh, my God, that's such a relief.

There was always that chance that she could have picked Eva.

- OK, girls, take a seat.

THEY CHEER

Priya and Naee, please step forward.

Naee, you know that Demi has saved her kiss for you.

But it's time for you to both make your decision.

- I'm hoping that Naee will turn around for me,

because we've been matched from the very start.

We've built a relationship and she knows how I feel about her.

But I'm just going to have to wait and see what happens.

- Please stand back-to-back.

# It's just you and I

# It's just you and I... #

- I'm stuck in two minds right now.

Priya is more like wifey material and Demi brings out

my flirtatious side.

Let's just say that.

- Reveal your decision...

..now.

# Under fine skies

# It's just you and I

# It's just you and I. #

Next time on I Kissed a Girl...

- Hiya, girls.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- THEY SCREAM

This is...

- Red flags.

- THEY SHOUT

- If I don't fancy them, it's a red flag.

- I am honestly fuming inside.

- I didn't even feel like I wanted to confide in you.

- OK.

I'm never that girl.

- I have something to tell you.

- Shut up.

- Girls!

- Oh, my God!

- SHE LAUGHS

# Hold on to me under neon lights

# Take me by the hand into the night

# Yeah, we could be the one

# We could be the one

# And get in the car, let the music start

# Have a little faith, need to open up

# Yeah, we could be the one

# We could be the one, oh

# Neon nights, and we are kissing

# Neon nights, and we are kissing

# Neon nights, and we are kissing. #