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Previously on "Below Deck"...

Your energy.

You’re obviously attractive as hell.

Solene makes me melt.

Definite spark there.

You just smile every day.

If you weren’t on this boat,

I don’t think I would be having as much fun.

Of course not.

[laughing]

This evening, captain’s at the table.

No stress.

You’re like, ugh...

"My sh--’s not going to be good."

Fraser wants to help me,

but you cannot talk to me like this.

She’s very...

trying to be kind.

I don’t know if she’s really trying

or she’s pretending that she’s trying,

but we just don’t vibe.

Guests are on the boat. Where’s their luggage?

It won’t happen again.

Things keep piling up.

I’m super frustrated.

So I should have picked up the radio.

You should have called me,

said I’m heading back with the guests.

I want you to pull my stern across.

Hold, hold it, hold, hold, hold.

Kerry, Kerry, just give me one minute.

Oh for [bleep]’s sake.

Can’t have only two people out here

when guests are using the area.

I’m losing faith and trust in the guy.

So, mate...

The expectations of a job on this boat and what I need,

you’re not there yet.

So I’ve got to let you go, mate.

Okay, I get your point.

It is a lot on me and it’s not flowing as I wish it would.

You’re a good bloke.

I have a lot of respect for you and I believe in you,

but unfortunately you’re not thriving here, mate.

You are just surviving.

I appreciate your honesty.

I know you’ll have a great career in this industry.

Here’s your passport.

I want you to pack up your stuff.

- Okay. - Say goodbye to the crew.

- I respect you, man. - Man, I respect you, too.

Caio’s lack of experience,

it’s severely hindering

and because of that, it’s time to let him go.

- Good luck. - Okay, thanks, Cap.

All right, thanks, mate.

If we’re going to the dock, grab a box.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, grab a box.

Trash, trash, trash.

You’re going?

I’m leaving today.

I knew it.

Yeah, I did call it.

It’s not surprising.

The writing’s been on the wall...

I’m sorry to hear.

...for, I think, everybody but him to see.

All crew, all crew, can we please meet on the aft deck.

Just drop whatever you’re doing.

Kerry letting me go, was a big surprise.

This is the first time that happens, actually.

We’re so proud of you, yeah?

Yeah.

We’ll see you in Brazil.

[applause]

Caio, Caio, Caio!

- Bye, boys. - Take it easy, brother.

Caio!

All right, guys, so Caio’s gone and he tried his best,

but he wasn’t able to do what I needed him to do.

So we’ve got a new bosun coming in tomorrow afternoon. Okay?

When I started to see the guy spiral,

I knew I needed to find a backup.

Mate, the reason I’m calling you is...

I’m looking for someone familiar with bigger boats.

I have a lot of confidence in Hugo just off paper.

Ways surpasses the experience of my current bosun,

and hopefully he’s not as energetic.

[chuckles]

Now’s the time to up the game, okay?

- Yeah. - Okay, thanks, guys.

Let’s go, guys.

Imagine getting sacked, there’s a brief pause.

you’re walking down the dock and then you just hear...

- [applause] - Yeah, I know, yeah.

He knew it was coming, though.

You think? I don’t know, man.

I don’t want to know that feeling.

Let’s not find out, eh?

Yeah, no, I don’t want to know.

We need to get this ready for the next person.

And we’re going to get a new bosun.

So I’m probably going to put chef in here,

because I would like my space.

- Of course I have to say. - Okay, that’s fair.

[Kyle groans]

Interior, you have one hour to finish.

Tonight, we’re going to drink. We’re going to have fun.

Very nice, very good.

Bitch, I see you.

Eww. Foul.

Interior, I’m happy for everyone to clock off

and get ready for our exciting evening altogether.

Oh.

Okay.

My ass cheeks out?

I’m sexy.

Ready?

[whistles]

Girls and boys.

Come along. Come with me.

Oh, yes.

Off to dinner.

He tried to kiss me all the day

and I told him I decide.

Because all the day, he came here, blah, blah, blah.

She’s not feeling it anymore.

Who fart? Somebody fart.

No, the window’s open though, I might have to...

She got the ick.

Let’s start the party.

Oh, la, la.

Oh, my God, this table. It’s so cute.

Can we raise a glass to Caio?

Cheers.

All right, guys.

Ladies, what would you like for your food?

I’m going to take the lobster one.

You want the filet mignon?

The filet as well, but rare.

Merci.

I’ve got the lamb.

Perfect.

Wow, thank you so much.

Consume that, babe. Consume it.

I’m a type of person where I have a lot of high emotions.

- I can’t stop that. - You’re very emotional?

Yeah, but I’m so good at letting it go, and it’s gone.

Who is emotional, level emotional?

Yeah, I’ll cry at anything.

Any film will make me cry, so yeah.

- Very emotional. - Very?

Yeah.

Anybody want to try a bite?

I’m happy with how things are going.

My sleep schedule is like, I’m really, really happy.

I would love to not change.

Yeah, but I’m----ing working until 2 a.m.

You want to change?

No, I think our schedule works.

Yeah, me too.

I’m happy right now.

I’m really happy.

- Guys, you ready to go? - Yeah!

Let’s go!

Woo!

[moaning]

Whoa.

Okay.

Bow-chika-wow-wow.

Hey! Hey!

How many people made out tonight?

Girls in the back.

All right, guys.

Wow.

Let’s go, let's go, let’s go, let's go.

Oh, I’m exhausted.

Yeah, I just want to sleep.

I’m tired.

Good night.

So, Jess is hooking up with Solene.

Let’s go for a smoke, yeah.

I should be better.

Better at what?

Being a good judge of character,

and that’s twice I've been on this boat

and I’ve been a sh-- judge of character.

- Yeah, it’s not... - Twice, twice!

With Solene, she’s entitled to her own prerogative, but...

Yeah.

Tomorrow’s a new day.

You’ll be right as rain.

You’ll be back flirty-dirty.

Sun rises every goddamn day. Every goddamn day.

[yawns]

Good morning!

Ooh, ooh!

[sighs]

[bleep]’s sake.

Our new bosun’s probably coming today.

I----ing hope so.

Yes.

How are you?

I need to curl my lashes so I look human.

Good morning, one and all.

Morning.

I’m feeling fresh.

It’s a little bit of a pounding headache, but that’s okay.

We’re ready.

I know that Kyle really likes Soso.

I just, yeah, at the time I wasn’t thinking

and it wasn’t right.

And I do feel bad, but I can’t help it.

She’s so beautiful.

Copy.

Barbara and Solene, vac and wipe cabins.

Rainbeau, clean fridges.

We all set, we all know what we’re doing?

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

- Let’s start washing the bow. - All right.

[speaking French]

- Solene, Solene, Fraser? - Yeah.

The bar is your responsibility from now on.

Anything that’s not right is your problem.

Thank you.

That’s the wrong word. Horny.

Yeah. It’s not a direct translation.

Say I’m excited.

For once, I don’t think I was.

I need to go to the toilet. I’ll be right back.

We didn’t smash.

How was your cuddle?

It was good.

She’s so much taller than me, though.

[sighs]

Do you think Stillie’s okay?

No.

I feel like he might have been a bit too serious about it.

I think she was a bit more...

- Cas. - Yeah.

I mean, it happens. Listen, I’ve been there.

I’ve been there. I’ll be there again.

I don’t want to see him upset.

Ugh.

I don’t envy Jess's position.

I’ve been in a similar situation.

There was a girl that I wanted to be with,

but I knew I shouldn’t be with them because of a mate.

And my friend, he said,

if he was in your position, would he care about you?

And that was the answer I needed.

I knew it was wrong, so...

I do wonder what Kyle’s thinking.

As much as he says it’s cool, he seems...

hurt.

Coming up...

[laughing]

It’s triangle between Scottish, Jess and Solene...

Good morning. Good morning.

Oh, here’s movement on the dock.

Have a chamois in your pocket

so he knows we know what we’re doing.

Look busy, look busy.

Okay.

- I’m Stillie. - Hugo.

Hugo? Pleasure.

- Nice to meet you, guys. - Nice to meet you, too.

Where are you from?

I’m American, originally from New York City.

Hello. How are you doing?

How are you doing? What’s your name?

- Hugo. - Hugo.

- You can follow me, Hugo. - Cool.

- G’day? - Good day.

G’day, mate. How’s it going?

Good, mate. Welcome aboard.

Thank you. Thanks for having me.

Get yourself comfortable.

Tomorrow morning, we’ll have a chat about what the process is.

Sure.

We have a charter tomorrow.

Get in your off-charter uniform

and just see where the guys are at.

- Perfect. - All right. Thanks, mate.

Sound good. Thanks for having me.

- Appreciate it, bro. - Cheers, cheers.

I’m very excited about Hugo’s resume.

He’s already worked from deckhand

up to second officer on much larger vessels than ours.

- This way, Hugo. - Cool.

I’ve got your liquid yachtwear uniform.

I just wanted to introduce myself again.

I’ve been in yachting since, what, like, 2015?

- You’re lead, correct? - Yeah.

Perfect. So you’ve got the most experience out of the boys.

I’ve done yachting for eight, nine years.

It’s just really, really freeing.

I grew up in the Bronx in a pretty religious household.

My father’s from Honduras

and my mother’s from Dominican Republic.

They definitely had expectations of what they wanted me to do,

but I always knew that I wanted to get out.

When I first started yachting,

it was like going from seeing in black and white,

and then you finally see in color.

What were you guys doing today?

Just washing and resetting, right?

So we washed covers yesterday, so I’m doing covers.

I don’t like lax programs where there are no rules.

At the end of the day, we’re here to do a job,

and putting the boat first is the most important thing.

Full stop.

The main thing for us was just communication.

Like, we weren’t very organized.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Time for a preference sheet meeting.

Interior, chef, can we please all meet in the primary cabin?

- Copy that. - Copy.

This next charter, all these people own strip clubs.

Oh...

Our primary is Leslie Wise.

Her husband runs their adult club, Empire,

based out of Dallas, Texas.

All the toys out.

Get the big banana out, and let’s get amongst it.

Night one, they want to celebrate Jason.

It’s his 50th.

The theme should be reminiscent of teenage shows in the ’90s.

Day two, we’re putting on a concert.

A full-blown stage band concert.

So, guests love live music

and would love to have a concert on the dock.

Holy sh--.

Complete with a VIP section, DJ dancing with local flair.

I’m going to see what I can try and organize in one day.

It is currently Carnival in St. Martin.

It is just full of life and celebrations and colors.

And I feel like I should pay homage

to the country by putting on my own.

We’re going to be here at the dock.

It’s going to have to be huge.

I’m so nervous.

This is an almost impossible task.

Sh--, sh--, sh--.

Guys, let’s get to work.

- All right, rock and roll. - Let’s do it, boys.

I need to find an event planner.

Copy.

Let’s just tidy some of this stuff up in the middle.

- Yeah, I cleaned that. - Clean it again, mate.

Hey there. My name is Fraser,

and I’m calling to see if you’re able to help me plan

quite the large-scale event this coming Sunday.

I highly, highly doubt that that is even possible.

I don’t think there's much we can do.

Book solid.

I think we can call it.

And then we’ll get after it in the morning, eh?

Okay.

How was your night last night?

I kiss you, you kiss me? I don’t remember.

I took you to the bathroom.

That’s my move.

All right. Me and bathrooms.

Congratulations.

I’m feeling very, very good now.

Oh, my technique. I take her to bathroom.

Excuse me, you----ed Scotty.

Don’t say----ed, I have sex.

Have you been with a woman before?

Flirting. No more.

Nothing more than one night.

I am, I think, a straight woman, like this.

But I think just I like beautiful things.

Am I allowed to sleep with you tonight?

- Or no? - Yeah, of course.

I’ve never been in a relationship with a woman.

I’ve always been kind of used as, like,

an experiment by straight people.

I’m not going to complain

because people are still kissing me.

[kissing]

- Morning, guys. - Morning.

[knocking]

- How are you, sir? - Good, good.

For this dock party situation,

what’s the budget that you have for me?

They said we can spend 20.

20.

I don’t know if that's enough, but that’s all we got.

We’re used to getting a whole lot of different requests

for beach picnics, trips to waterfalls,

but a dock party of this scale is so far out of the ordinary.

You might have a guest that wants caviar

from Russia flown in a day.

They want to go to a helicopter excursion.

Everything, and I mean everything is possible.

It just takes time and money.

And if you’ve got enough money, I’ve got enough time.

- 20’s doable. - Yeah?

- Yeah, I think so. - Okay.

Appreciate it, Cap. Thank you.

Thanks, mate.

Just checking the weather forecast.

Are you a drink of coffee on deck type of person or no?

Do we have closed lid ones so we don’t spill

- that sh-- on the teak? - We do.

I just did 32 years of age of learning not to spill my coffee.

I don’t really enjoy the leader that comes in

and makes changes immediately.

Still going to wait to make any big decisions

on whether or not this guy is going to be a pain in my ass

or the savior of the deck team.

We’ll assign quickly.

- Do you want sundeck? - I’ll take sundeck.

- I’ll take this area. - Sounds good.

Anyone have any questions about anything?

No, sir.

- Hello. - Hello.

My name is Fraser.

I’m looking to host a party on the dock this coming Sunday.

Oh, sounds good. I can make that happen.

- You’re kidding me, right? - No way.

Oh, my God. Okay, amazing.

Thanks, buddy. Talk to you soon.

- Morning, Cap. - G’day, mate. How's it going?

Good.

When we depart, when lines come off,

I need to know what lines are off, free to maneuver.

Right.

When I maneuver the vessel, it’s my job

to decide where the boat goes.

- We just tell you distances. - Your job is the distances.

I’m going to build a stadium and I’m going to get dancers

and I’m going to get live music.

Can we start putting a menu together?

That’s what I'm doing right now.

Perfect.

I hope they’re nice.

How did you sleep?

I slept great.

- No. What do you think that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I see. - Even good morning.

Okay, good morning.

No it’s okay.

Good morning.

Ah, you----ing... Jesus. Take the skin off, why don’t ya?

Sorry.

Hugo, Hugo, I’m heading up to the flybridge now.

Copy that, Cap. I’m here on the sundeck.

Captain, Fraser, I’m ready if you are.

Excellent. I’ll meet you on the flybridge.

Okay, mate, the water looks nice and clear.

- Yeah. - That’s a good start.

There beneath the light switch?

- Yeah. - You see that?

And across as well. Yeah.

It’s nice and tidy here.

Good work, love it.

Cheers. Thanks, Cap.

- Thanks, mate. - My pleasure, thank you.

Hello, I’m here for Fraser.

- Okay, be there in two. - Copy that.

Fraser, nice to meet you.

The plan is to have the stage directly outside of the boat.

The only main construction we’re going to need

is just the stage and these dance platforms

as far as I can think of.

Carnival dancers on one.

- Yeah. - We have the fair dancer on one.

Love that.

Are you able to source a local band?

That I can provide to you.

Fantastic.

Barbara! Oi!

Why?

[laughing]

It’s triangle between Scottish, Jess and Solene.

But I really hope I don’t have to choose.

Maybe I will be in trouble.

- Voila. - Voila.

Coming up...

Why are you guys still standing there?

Get on the boat! Let’s go!

These guests are getting very rowdy.

This is a shoe leather right there.

The chef might need training.

At any point you feel uncomfortable, let me know.

Rainbeau, you’re on my sh---list.

Demand, we can do.

Demeaning, we cannot do.

[laughing]

All crew, all crew, 25 minutes before guest arrival.

Copy that.

Girls, please get into whites, yeah?

I’m going now.

All right guys, let’s get in position please.

- Where’s So? - Guests are arriving right now.

Let’s get out.

Solene, Solene. The guests are here, run.

Where’s our red carpet? This is not okay.

- Good morning. - Leslie Wise.

- Fraser, nice to meet you. - What is this? Damo.

Interesting name.

Being Australian does that.

- Good day mate. - Solene.

What are you running late for?

I think you got to step up your program a little bit.

You’re running late.

What the [bleep]?

Obnoxious, rude, classless.

Why are you guys still standing there? Get on the boat.

Let’s go.

This trip is going to be hell if that’s what we've got on board.

Hell.

Where’s the drinks?

I through we were supposed to have shots

or champagne or something.

- We absolutely do. - Nothing?

All the fun stuff’s on board.

So Leslie, I’d like to welcome you aboard with your party.

My name’s Kerry. This is Fraser.

He’s a chief stew. He’ll show you around.

Let’s do it guys.

All right, let’s go. When do we get to drink?

Rum punches.

Jason, we got your rum punch here.

Right.

- Cheers. - [shouting]

I’m just going to take you on a tour of the vessel.

So this is your hot tub.

Yes.

It’s a big hot tub.

Whoa.

Careful, careful.

So this is your master cabin, your master bed.

Be aware these are not blackout,

so we can see in from the outside.

So don’t clap cheeks in the----ing blinds are up.

Clap cheeks?

Oh.

Let’s go to the bar and we’ll finish our chat.

[kissing]

Ooh.

Oh... oops.

- This is the bar. - It is indeed.

Well done. You really got this.

Let’s change quickly.

[grunting]

- Is that okay? - Yeah, that’s totally fine.

I’m not picky. We work in strip clubs.

We’ll do the straight back first when he calls it.

Okay, aft deck. Just prep your lines for departure.

Copy that.

- Ready, Hugo? - Ready.

Okay, pull, pull, pull.

Yeah.

Kerry, Kerry, that’s all the stern line’s on board.

Thank you.

I feel like we’re moving.

Is that the tequila talking?

We’re underway. Woo!

Bridge, bridge, starboard quarter

is now clear of the dolphin.

Free to maneuver.

Good calls on the radio.

Thanks, mate.

I already feel way more comfortable,

you standing there, Hugo. I’m not gonna lie.

- Thanks, mate. - Yeah.

Okay, guys, looks like it’s showtime.

Copy that. Ready on stern.

This is the bridge. 20 meters closing.

Check the distance. Four meters opening.

Oh my God, I feel very nervous right now.

Let me do a video.

Projected clearance port side, zero meter.

Opening slowly.

Oh, this is so tight. It’s not even funny.

Starboard side, five meters holding.

Distance to come ahead.

One five meter to be in line with the bridge.

Five meters.

We’re going through the tight spot.

Here we go.

Stern is coming in line with the end of the bridge.

Distance to rocks, 17 meters opening.

Bring it in, Barbara. You’re good, you're good.

Fantastic. Great work, everyone.

Really, really good calling, team.

Good calls, Hugo.

I feel so much more confident already

with Hugo at the back here.

With Caio, you could see the whole kind of panicked manner.

Hugo’s just like, it's fine. Don’t worry.

I think that’s how a leader should be.

Nice job, deck team.

So what do you do, sir?

We run strip clubs all over the country.

I’ve not done strip clubs.

What do I want, some weird old straight man

getting a boner over someone dancing with a pole?

Like, ugh.

All deck team, prep the anchor, please.

Copy that.

No, no, that forks out of place.

You can’t leave that right there.

Do it right if you’re going to do it.

Jason’s so pleasant.

[laughing]

Stand by for one shot.

- Standing by for one shot. - Release.

Long stay, one o’clock.

Chain looks like it’s holding.

Okay, fantastic. Let’s lock it down.

Copy that.

Cap.

They’re gonna be really, really tough.

- Yeah - Really rude.

If they’re rude, I’ll take care of that.

- How’s everything here? - Unacceptable!

Oh, [bleep] off.

- I’ll let you know, Cap. - Yep.

But it’s, yeah, we're gonna be on our toes next few days.

If they don’t do toys, I’m gonna be very mad.

We can play with toys.

I like moist toys, too.

- [laughing] - For guest arrival,

you’re this close to not being here when the guests arrive.

If it happens again, it’s not going to be good.

Yeah, sorry, thank you.

Not a problem, not a problem, just so you know.

- So good. - That smells incredible.

I know, I really does.

- Awesome, mate. - Yeah?

Good presentation.

- Thanks, Captain. - Good job, mate.

- Leslie. - Hello.

We’re ready to go for lunch.

- Perfect. - Meet you downstairs.

Yeah.

Open.

Oh my God.

It’s so good.

Chef, chef, I’m taking guests to the table.

Can I get you some Greek salad?

Oh yeah, this looks really good.

Veal piccata.

I would take some, absolutely.

- Lamb for you, sir? - That looks lovely.

Like more prosecco?

No, that’s okay.

Can I offer some veal piccata?

Sure.

Cap wanted paddleboards out in case they go down the slide.

Taste.

If guests come down,

Hey, we got the guests on the swim platform.

How many of them, right?

Five guests on the swim platform.

Three in the water.

It’s safer if everyone knows where the guests are.

Ladies and gentlemen, how’s everything?

The veal you’ve got to practice.

That is a shoe leather right there.

- Veal piccata? - Do it right. It’s overdone.

Look. Come on now.

Oh my God, this guy. This guy.

I can make you one rare if you want.

- Right. - Absolutely. Right now.

- On my way. - Thank you.

You’re welcome.

Hey, Fraser, can I just have a quick meeting

- with all your girls? - Yeah.

Oh, that’s a big one. We’ll see how it goes.

Interior, interior.

Can we please all meet in the upper pantry?

Copy that.

Are any of us okay to go on the jet skis too?

You want to be labeled as a pussy.

I’m so full now.

So these guests are getting very rowdy.

God.

How’d she get two glasses of champagne?

Any point you feel uncomfortable,

let me know.

Okay? Demand we can do.

This is ridiculous.

Rude and demeaning, we cannot do.

They have small dick syndrome.

Anybody doesn’t have respect, you have no time on my boat.

I don’t give a [bleep] who you are.

Rainbeau, I need Rainbeau.

Thanks, Cap. I appreciate it.

Ain’t no boner yet.

[laughing]

That was delicious.

All right, let’s go do the slide.

I want to jetski or some sh--.

Oh, wait. The banana boat is out!

Woo!

I got two guests on the swim platform.

You guys want to get on the banana, yeah?

Your goal is to throw all of us off.

Perfect.

[screaming]

It’s easier if you do some on each side, yeah?

Nice.

Welcome back.

Nice fresh towel for you.

Welcome shots.

Stillie, your belt buckle is not in.

All crew, tonight we are doing a 1990s theme.

I’ve got costumes.

So please come up to the pantry at some point

and I’ll deck you out.

Hang these.

Hello, Justin Timberlake.

Come on, girls, we have not got much time.

I look like Run DMC.

You know, the girls are out, too.

Can you be the Justin to my Britney?

- Sure. - Yeah?

Doesn’t Justin [bleep] Britney, over?

Yeah, he like cheats on her with like 20 girls.

So, no.

I don’t know about this one, mate.

Oh, my God. Look at you, cap.

You’re ready, I don’t know for what,

but you’re ready for something.

1995, I was 20.

I was living in a house with five guys.

Every minute of the day,

there was someone there playing a guitar.

A lot of is was grunge music, like Nirvana, Pearl Jam.

At the end of the day, we’d all hang out.

It was just music and partying.

[gasps] Let’s go!

Also, I had hair.

[laughing]

Happy 21st birthday!

[cheering]

- Oh, this is so festive. - I love this.

Who wants a shot of 1942 in 1995?

[cheering]

- Rainbeau! - Yes, let’s go!

[bleep] my life.

To pussy and gunpowder, live by one, die by the other,

and we love the smell of both, babies.

[shouting]

- Toast. - Present, future.

Swallow.

1994!

[gags]

Okay.

What did you just try to do me?

Did you give me a shot at tequila?

I did.

Have I ordered tequila at all this whole trip,

and you just tried to put tequila down my throat?

- Rainbeau! - It wasn’t forced.

- Rainbeau! - It was optional.

Poor Rainbeau.

I think we should put sedatives in their drinks.

Housekeeping.

Service?

You’re beautiful.

[laughing]

When I work and I see Jess like this...

- What? - Where is your under?

Almost naked.

I don’t know, I forgot the job, I don’t care anymore,

I just go to see Jess.

I’m very distracted by her.

We are all best friends.

Excuse me?

I’m not her best friend. I’m joking.

Beautiful.

- All right guys, let’s go! - Those for the primaries.

- Chef is here! - Hi, chef.

- Perfect - Oh my God, thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a seafood paella,

a sea bass, a langoustine,

also we have mussel.

- This is gorgeous. - Beautiful.

Well, enjoy. Bon apetit.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

It’s perfect.

These guys.

How is day two on board?

I think it’s good so far.

- Yeah? - Yeah, I like everyone.

Has anyone caught your eye?

Yeah, I’m in a relationship,

but it’s an open relationship.

I have a partner, she’s really funny, smart,

we’ve been together for over four years.

For us, we’re not really interested in situationships.

We know that we’re both really committed to each other.

So we talk about the people that we’ve been with,

we talk about what we like, what we didn’t like,

and we’re very free flow with it.

That might be months and months or six months in between,

but having the option and the freedom,

that’s what works for us, and I couldn’t be any happier.

If there was some huge red flag,

we said we’d give each other a veto.

Conventional couples would have a hall pass,

but you guys have the opposite of that, which is a veto.

That’s a good point.

- Surely, you’re okay. - Yeah?

- Good? - It’s fine.

Okay.

I’ve had way worse.

As long as you’re okay, mate.

No, we’re good.

I really appreciate you checking in, though. Thanks.

All right, good night, mate.

Were you jet lagged at all?

We were alcohol-lagged. That was our problem.

[cheering]

Vente uno!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Go, keep blowing. Blow harder, blow harder.

Blow!

- [laughing] - Cheater.

Happy birthday!

Thank you.

We’ll cut it up for you guys and we’ll get it

onto plates for you.

Thank you.

Rainbeau, did you really just come with one of those?

I did.

Would you like one as well?

That’s pretty unacceptable.

You should just automatically assume if Sam is drinking

something, Dawn would like the same thing.

Copy that.

When you hear like, Rainbeau, Rainbeau, Rainbeau,

it’s like...

You’re on my sh---list.

You take this happy little whatever the [bleep] this was

and you just bring back something I like.

Copy that.

Coming up...

Yeah, mate.

I was expecting to see a little something.

Yeah, everything is in place. Basically.

Nothing is here.

This is so bad.

We’ve got some really demanding guests.

- I’m excited for music. - This is gonna be something.

We got a lot of pressure on us right now.

[bleep] me.

I’ve just sold them this dream.

Rainbeau, you take this little - ing whatever the [bleep]

this was and you just bring back something I like.

I’m going to do what I want.

Bring it, baby girl.

Oh, what is that?

Lemon meringue birthday pie.

I love lemon meringue pie.

Rainbeau, give her more tequila.

She is not ever doing tequila.

All right, it’s pretty good.

Yes.

- Good night, Barbara. - Good night.

Are you ready to go to bed?

Let’s go.

- Good night. - Night, night, everybody.

We’re gonna go down here to the poor people room.

Yeah, we have to go down.

[laughing]

Thank you for a great day, Fraser.

- I’m going to bed now. - Good night.

Off to bed, you’re free.

Okay, are you sure?

Oh, you know what you can do?

The day heads.

You tell me to sleep and now do the toilet.

What?

Yes, of course, I do the toilet.

Thank you.

Before you go to bed, wash all of the day head.

Don’t forget the sundeck, the main salon and the toilets.

Extra work after work.

It’s not fair.

You’re still constantly working.

If I don’t do it, nobody else is gonna do it.

I don’t mind working hard to carry the team,

but if I’m working hard,

so you can not work, that’s a little bit sh--.

And I feel like you spend a lot of time working.

I spend all of my time working.

Night, night.

[kissing]

Good morning, Glasgow!

Make myself a Bloody Mary if I can find the 1942.

How it going with the festival?

Good, I think it’s just the stress of not being there

and not knowing what’s going on.

So it’s just going to be like a stretch.

- Okay. - Um...

The party’s tonight.

The staging needs to be built from scratch.

I’m putting so much trust in this event planner

to get things going for me

because I can’t be on land.

So yes, this is a big leap of faith.

But I have no other option.

♪ Happy birthday to you

I love birthday, but I think it gets harder year by year.

That’s perfect.

Am I able to get a lift to the dock at some point today?

- Yes. - Fantastic.

Just to check it out, make sure people

are setting up for tonight.

Make sure it’s happening.

All righty.

This looks so good.

- Look at that. - So cute.

We need to just look at the view.

Snacking.

[laughing]

We also have a quiche just come out the oven.

Looks delicious.

For this evening, I am planning your very own Carnival.

Very VIP experience. I’m really excited.

It’s something that I’ve never, ever

even thought of doing before.

- Yay. - Perfect.

So I’m going to leave the stews with you for service.

Just to check up on it. and make sure

it’s going to be as perfect as I can make it.

- Yay! - So exciting.

No pressure, Fraser. No pressure.

All right. What a bad feeling.

I’ve just sold them this dream.

Have I spoken too soon?

G’day, mate, how’s it going?

Good to see you again.

I was expecting to see a little something.

Nothing is here.

This is so bad.

This is so embarrassing for me.

Yay!

There’s so much to do.

[bleep] me.

Yeah.

We’ve got some really demanding guests.

So we’ve got a lot of pressure on us right now.

If there’s not activity, we’re going to feel the heat.

I’m so excited.

There better be gyrating.

Next, on Below Deck.

[glass shatters]

- Oh, my bad! - Fraser! You made a mess.

Thank you for letting me know.

I’m sorry.

Yeah.

I wasn’t happy with this charter.

And I will make the cuts if things don’t change.

I genuinely care.

She just genuinely doesn’t give a [bleep].