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Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Heartbeat, why does a love kiss stay in my memory?

You might like to think, what's a city sergeant like me doing out here in the

sticks?

Well, I'll tell you why I'm here.

It's to bring you up to scratch.

Understood?

Yes, Sergeant.

To modernise you.

But first I need to know what you all do around here.

Mr Ventress?

Perhaps you would be good enough to bring with a duty sheet.

Bellamy? Walker, you carry on with your normal duties for the time being. I will

talk to you all in due course.

And Junger? Yes, Sergeant.

Found property.

Sergeant? Clear it out.

Anything more than three months old, contact the finder.

And it's tea with two sugars when you bring the duty sheet, Mr Ventress.

But I cleared it out last week.

Tea, two sugars, modern eyes.

Rubbish. Oh, oh.

I thought you were the postman.

Oh, I've just come to take you to your doctor's appointment, like usual.

Oh, there's no rush.

Dr Trent will wait.

Come on, then.

Careful, careful.

I'm an old woman, you know.

Sorry, Mrs Blakemore.

A hundred today. Did you know that?

100? Wow, that is old.

Not even a birthday card, let alone a telegram from the Queen.

As Queen Victoria said, we are not amused.

Queen Victoria?

What do you think?

I want to see where you work, PC Walker.

So I'd better give you a head start on that.

And I'll see you at the police house, all right?

Sergeant. What does he do if he arrests someone?

Stick them on the back and tell them to hang on.

Here we are again.

What's that?

Oh.

Oh, excuse me, this is Mrs Bakewell's chair.

Fine, is she?

No, but she always sits... It's all right, David.

You can't expect a youngster like her to understand the pain of old age.

I'll sit somewhere else.

What can we do?

No, not that one. It's too low. I'd never get up again.

Oh, there's just that one over there.

No, that's too hard.

You have to remember me lumbago.

She's 100 years old, you know.

She knew Queen Victoria.

Personally.

Oh, Mrs Bakewell. Why don't you come straight through?

I'll kick it again.

Up and down.

There we go. Up and down.

So you think Aidensfield needs a full -time policeman, do you? Definitely.

And I cover a lot of the surrounding area as well.

But statistically, most of the crime occurs in Ashfordly.

Getting to know the people in the rural area is important.

It helps me anticipate trouble rather than react to it.

Crime prevention?

Yeah, that's right.

Providing support for your colleagues is more important than social work,

Walker. Well, I do that too.

Take these wage snatchers, for instance.

How many have there been so far?

Seven?

Major crimes.

Stuck out here in the sticks, I can't help thinking how hard you might find it

to get there fast enough to help.

I do my best, Sarge.

That's Sargent to you, Walker.

Sargent.

I'm sure you do your best.

But would that be good enough?

A car like this makes villains quake, I can tell you.

They know they'll never get away in a chase.

It's fantastic.

Go on, sit in it.

See how it feels.

Go on, Phil.

Then let me have a go.

No, you try out first.

I can tell you're dying to.

So what are you doing here, then?

It's a trial period.

Sergeant Miller thinks the station could use a car like this.

What would we want with it around here?

Rapid response car.

Policing for the future.

I was just...

They only need a driver and an observer to cover huge areas of roving duty.

Efficiency on wheels, Bellamy.

That's what it is.

And we get to try it first.

Along with PC Yates, as he's a trained driver.

Of course, he'll need an observer.

Someone who knows his way round the patch.

Sergeant Miller?

And if Division decide that we can keep the car, he'll have to be trained up as

a driver as well.

I don't suppose you'd be interested in doing that, would you, P .C. Bellamy?

It could be interesting.

Did you want something, P .C. Younger?

No, sir.

Wow, six -cylinder, single car, bigger horsepower than the four.

Yeah, yeah, right.

But look at this, Rosie.

The radio goes straight through to division.

That's where we get pulled out from.

Oh, and what are those switches for, then?

Hey, Rob, you seen what I've got?

She's all right for a mechanic.

Hey!

No.

What is it?

It's the future of policing, mate.

That's what it is.

Well, you don't say.

And here's me thinking it was a GP car.

Well, you can mock, but one of us is going to get trained up as the driver.

If we're lucky.

I'd be very nice for you.

What, you don't want to do it?

If I'd wanted a flash car, I'd have stayed in the city, wouldn't I?

It's really fast.

I like the slower pace, the fresh air of being a village bobby.

Yeah, right, but... You heard this?

Turn it off!

Golf Papa 1 -0 -2, control.

Receiving. Go ahead.

Stedcombe's warehouse, West Street, Ashfordly. Robbery in progress.

Repeat, Wilco.

Right. Let's do it.

Call an ambulance.

I'll be back.

Golf Papa 1 -0 to control in pursuit of a Mini Cooper number Tango, Tango,

Delta, 2 -8 -1, Delta.

Used in the wages snatch at Stedcombe Warehouse.

Currently travelling west along Hartley Road.

Over.

Received, Golf Papa 1 -0. Do you require backup?

Negative control.

Delta Alpha 2 -4 is right behind us. Over.

They're in pursuit of the getaway vehicle.

I knew that car would be... Yes, well, carry on, Mr Beck.

We're not going up there.

Right, we'll go round by high oaks, see if we can cut them off.

There. That's where the track comes out.

We could get through there, couldn't we?

Not worth the risk.

Not when we could just wait for them to come out.

This car's a valuable commodity.

Oh, God, she's very well.

Oh, car.

Car, David.

Dr Trent's nice, isn't she?

Oh, she's all right.

I've seen a few of them come and go in my time, mind.

I bet you see a lot of changes in a hundred years.

Yeah, and none of them for the better.

This country's gone to the dogs, not even a telegram from the Queen.

Well, I hope it'll come the second post day.

That will be my moment of glory.

What I've been waiting for for the past five years. I've been determined not to

die until I've got it.

Oh, go on, you'll be going on for years yet, Mrs Bakewell.

Oh, why would I want to?

No, as far as I'm concerned, God can happily take me once I've got me

Oh, will you excuse me a moment?

Golf Papa 1 -0 to Division.

Request talk -through with Ashfordly. Over.

Ashfordly receiving. Go ahead.

Alf, can you raise Delta Alpha 2 -4?

We seem to have lost him. Over.

Will do.

Out.

What about the getaway car?

Are you still in pursuit?

Erm, no.

Problem?

I just thought I'd, you know, save you a bit of time. Maybe I'll take Mrs

Bakewell's mail.

Can't do that.

You can't? Do you mean? No, it's against the regulations.

Oh? It's my responsibility to make sure that every letter is delivered to the

right person.

And if I don't personally deliver it, I can't know that, can I?

Yeah, but could you just wait a minute? Get off!

Interfering with a mail is a criminal offence.

Look, I'll have to have that telegram, because if she gets it, she's going to

die. What?

I don't deliver telegrams. You need a telegram boy. All I've got is a bill.

All right?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

They'll be here in a minute.

Yeah, but they should be here by now.

We can't leave the car.

What if they come?

What if the station manager get into contact with Walker?

Right, well, you stay here.

See what happens.

I've got to go and check.

Control to Delta Alpha 2 Thor.

Are you receiving? Over. What does he think he's playing at?

I'd better get over there.

Are you receiving, Rob?

Say something.

Over.

I feel a bit better now, she's very cool.

Thank you, David, dear.

Nice to know that someone cares.

I'm sure that telegram man will be here any moment.

No, no, they always come earlier than this.

Even the Queen's forgotten me.

Oh, she's a very busy woman.

Well, so I've heard.

I used to make a difference, you know.

Make lives better for people in this village.

Now I'm just a nuisance.

No.

I mean, who would I have to take to lunch club every Tuesday if it wasn't

you, eh?

Oh, there'd be someone else, David.

No.

I have to face it.

There's nothing left for me.

I may as well die now.

Well, you can't die yet.

Why not?

Well, we...

Well, because you miss your party.

What party?

Your 100th birthday party.

What, a proper party?

With cakes and dancing and balloons?

It's got everything.

It'll even have those little sausages.

Oh, this afternoon?

Oh, no,

I was thinking maybe more tomorrow. I thought you'd be too busy today.

Well... I suppose the proper party is worth staying alive for.

Right.

Better be going, then.

Phil! The radio's back. He's not responding.

The track was too narrow and rough.

They got up there, didn't they?

Yeah, in a mini, but... Because of your reluctance, PC Walker was seriously

hurt.

Dismissed.

Sergeant, how serious is he, PC Walker?

He'll be fine.

And maybe this will teach him a bit about his limitations.

How do you mean?

Well, you and Yates may not have excelled yourself in this incident, but

Walker showed just how exposed a man on his own can be.

He did the best that he could, Sergeant.

Two men in a car are not just cheaper.

They are safer and more effective.

You're thinking of basing two men in Aidensfield?

You're going to close the police house?

I am compiling a report to support my recommendations. A note that I have

today has made me change my mind.

Yes, Mr Ventress.

There's a report just in, Sarge.

A car's blocking a farm track off the Egleton Road. A farm tractor can't get

And since when has that been a police matter?

Well, the vehicle fits the description of the getaway car.

Could have been dumped.

What are you waiting for, Bellamy?

Get out there!

Pronto! Right, Sergeant.

Am I still alive, Staff Nurse Owen?

I'm trying to count.

I'll have to start again now.

It worked here long.

18, 19, 20.

20. It's a bit slow, isn't it?

In 15 seconds, that makes your pulse 80.

And that won't register if you keep talking with it in.

I've got a few cuts and bruises. My temperature isn't going to be up, is it?

You've concussion as well?

Hiya.

You all right?

No, he isn't.

But I suspect that's got nothing to do with being hit on the head.

I'm setting the nurses.

You must be feeling better.

I'm fine.

How's the investigation?

Do we know who they are yet?

Er, no.

But the getaway car's turned up. We're just on our way to check it out now.

Well, that's good news.

Look, Rob.

What?

Well, Sergeant Miller wants to close Aidensfield Police House.

What? Yeah, he plans for you to move to Ashfordly. If you're a cop, he's in

cars, that sort of thing.

Well, it's not up to him, though, is it?

Well, that's the point. This GP car trial is all part of a report he's doing

the chief constable.

I think after today he's recommending that he makes it permanent.

But I was the one that went off the track.

The GP car was too big.

But that's not the way that Sergeant Miller's going to put it in his report,

it?

Unless we can convince him otherwise, that is.

Anyway, I've got to go.

If you think of anything, let me know, yeah?

See you around.

Easy. I just had a day spell, that's all.

What on earth are you doing at first?

There's something I need to sort out.

Not right now, you don't. Yes, I do.

I felt okay until I bent down.

You need to get your strength back before going back to work.

If I don't speak to my sergeant, there might not be a job to go back to.

Mr Shaw?

Aye.

Well, it's the one, all right.

Nice, quiet spot.

Can't be seen from the road.

Wait a minute.

Oh, yes.

Must have been in a hurry.

I'll chase up forensics.

Hey, hold on a minute.

What's going on?

Must have been a second car.

About time.

I didn't want to shift it till you'd been. Are you going to take it away now?

I'm afraid not, Mr Shaw.

We have to wait while scenes of crime have been.

My car is evident.

Right.

There you go, Peter.

Hey, it's more than you've got, isn't it, this morning, talking to Rob?

I've got to say, Rob didn't look too happy.

It doesn't surprise me.

How do you mean?

Because George Minner's the type of copper who believes the job is all about

nicking villains.

Well, isn't it?

No, in a village like this, Gina.

A village copper does much more than that.

Like what?

Well, he's part of the community.

He's somebody people can turn to for help and advice.

Licking villains is only part of the job.

Oh, there you are.

We're going to have to organise a party for Mrs Bakewell because she's 100 and

she wants to have music and dancing and those little sausages are promised.

Oh, David, relax.

The problem is, she's got nothing to look forward to.

He's going to die.

There's so much to do and I don't know where to start.

Well, we'll help you, won't we?

I suppose so. When's it going to happen?

Oh, tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

David, don't panic. You can have it here.

But then what?

What do you mean?

After the party.

What's Ina Baker going to have to look forward to then?

Perhaps a nice trip to the seaside.

And the next day?

The circus.

Honestly, David, you've got to stop spending your whole time thinking about

special treats for Enid Bakewell. Special treats?

Enid Bakewell?

She's a hundred, Oscar.

Yeah, a hundred years of being a pain in the neck.

Oh, uh, she's going to have a party tomorrow.

Here. Over my dead body.

Why? What have you got against her?

Why, she tried to get me removed from the parish council, remember? She said I

was obstructive.

Just because I didn't agree with everything she said.

Village Hall renaming.

What?

He and Ernie Bakewell were the people who got the money together to build the

hall. She wanted her name changed when Ernie died.

The Bakewell Memorial Hall, I ask you.

Well, she's not having a party in here, I tell you that.

Well, perhaps we could have it at the Village Hall, since she helped get it

built.

Oh, yeah, she'd like that.

Right, that's settled then. Let's go over to the Village Hall.

David and Bernie, you're in charge of inviting everyone. Me and Rosie will do

the food, yeah?

Oh, balloons, yeah. She said that she wanted some balloons.

Well done, David.

Got it.

Can I

move

the car now?

Just a minute, sir.

We're busy.

Find out if anyone saw a car parked here earlier.

Look, I've been very patient, but I need to get into the field.

We will move the car when we're good and ready, and the more you interrupt, the

longer it'll take.

So, as I was saying, I went house to house.

Well, farm to farm, maybe.

What do you think you're doing?

What did I do in the first place?

And I'll see him down the station.

I really appreciate this, Ness.

Laugh.

Come on.

Are you sure this is allowed?

This is a patient transport vehicle.

And you are a patient need in transport.

All right, the village hall, I'll give you that.

What else has she done for this village?

Loads of things.

Like what?

Her greatest achievement is getting to a hundred not out.

Oh, that's not something to be sneezed at.

What can I get you? Oh, I'll have a half.

Actually, I wanted a word, Oscar.

All right.

Well, it seems our new sergeant has plans to close the police house.

He's what?

Well, he can't do that. He hasn't got the authority.

No. He's making a recommendation to the division.

Oh, they'll love that.

Anything to save themselves some money.

Well, we can't just sit back and let him do this, can we?

What can we do?

Get a petition or something? Ah, petitions, sit -ins, protests.

We'll have to mobilise the village.

You don't need to stay. I might be a while.

You mean I went to all this trouble and I don't even get taken for a thank -you

drink?

Well, I would, but my personal nurse tells me I need to rest and avoid

And I never disobey her.

Really?

What if she said you absolutely had to stay at home tomorrow afternoon?

How would she know that I disobeyed her or not? She might come and check up on

you. And if you're good, let you take her out for the evening.

Rob, lad, you been in the wars?

Yeah, something like that. What are you doing here? Nothing wrong, I hope.

Oh, nothing that a new police sergeant wouldn't put right.

That so -and -so just cautioned me for interfering with evidence on my own

What, the getaway car? Mini Cooper?

I suppose he was a bit over the top using a tractor to do it, but I was

that time and I'm making a point.

He didn't need to lock me up, though, did he?

I don't suppose he asked you about another car parked on your track?

No, he just bought me and threw me out.

Well, did you see another car? The car they must have used when they dumped the

Mini Cooper?

What if I did?

Well, I suppose I was hoping that if you did, you'd remember that I've always

been straight with you.

I've helped you out where I could, and you'd be willing to help me in return.

Hmm.

Yeah. I thought you weren't supposed to leave hospital till tomorrow.

I had some things to discuss with Sergeant Miller.

I've just been talking to Mr Shaw.

He had to learn that the police have their own way of doing things, whether

likes it or not.

And does that way include closing down the police house?

Only I heard a rumour, and I don't think the villagers will be very happy.

In my office.

Now.

How I organise my men for maximum efficiency is my choice, Walker, not

Efficiency isn't the only concern we should have.

Keeping the public on our side is important, too.

We are on the side of law and order.

That should be enough.

But it doesn't make the rural community want to help us or trust us.

We are a professional police force. We don't need their help.

It means the difference between getting nowhere and getting convictions. Of

course we need their help.

I shall put this conversation down to the fact that you've had a bump on the

head. Just this once.

Now you go home and don't come back until you've remembered who's in charge.

Wouldn't it be a lot easier to trace the two robbers from this morning if we

knew they drove a brand -new, blue -metallic, flashy foreign sports car?

I could do that, Farmer, for withholding evidence.

Sergeant Miller, I'm afraid he didn't know whether to trust you or not yet.

Whereas he knows me.

I'm his local village bobby.

Leave all this here, Gina. We'll get people to sign it when they stop at that

club. Oh, thanks, Bernie. That's a good idea.

I can't believe you want to take Rob away from here. It's part of the

Hey, Andy, do you want to sign our petition?

The new third. He wants to close the police house down.

Don't mind if I do.

And, um, take one of my rounds if you've got a spare one.

Oh, dear, that'd be great.

No telegram today, either.

I checked.

Oh, Pauline.

They fancy being forgotten by the Queen.

And here I was, thinking she was a reliable sort of monarch.

You never can tell.

Bye.

He can't be the world's brightest buying a distinctive car with the money, can

he? My thoughts exactly, Bellamy.

We were just getting a list together of all the dealers to visit, Sergeant.

You'd better get a move on. I want you back here by 3pm sharp.

And you've got the car to clean and spruce up as well.

Right, Sergeant.

Oh, and better me.

You could ask at the local garages, see if they've seen the car.

Filling up the petrol, that sort of thing.

Use locals to help us, Sergeant.

Are we expecting a visitor, Sarge?

Chief Constable.

Wants a preliminary report.

See the car in action, that sort of thing.

Is that your best jacket, Mr Ventress?

Perhaps you could nip home at lunchtime and give it a bit of a sponge down.

Believe me, I'd remember if I'd seen a blue metallic foreign sports car.

It'd be quite an event round here.

Have you any idea who might sell that sort of a car, though?

Personally, I'd try Hibbert.

Hibbert? Yeah, out in Blackwaterdale.

Then maybe Bagley's out on the Oakley Road.

Do you know it?

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks, Rosie. You've been great.

I owe you one.

I'll hold you to that.

Where is it?

Oh, it's a long story.

Do you want a drink?

No, I haven't got time. I had to go home and get me jacket sponge down.

Why did you? Spill your tea down it, did you?

No. Our new sergeant wants to impress the chief constable who's coming to

us this afternoon.

Chief constable?

Yes, he's come to see the GP car in action and discuss Sergeant Miller's new

plans. Oh, that's interesting.

So I thought a little impromptu demonstration wouldn't go amiss.

Yeah, thanks, Alf. Don't you worry.

There'll be a demonstration, but it won't be little.

I can assure you of that.

So how's the wounded soldier?

Yeah, feeling a bit battered this morning.

I thought your dressing might need changing before you buy me that drink.

Let's have a look.

Looks painful.

Is that a professional opinion?

Depends on whether or not you want a professional opinion, PC Walker.

I thought you might need a check -up, Rob.

I hadn't realised you'd already got that covered.

Sorry.

I think that's the last double.

We've forgotten something. I know we've forgotten something.

Oh, my only guest. What happens if nobody comes?

You and Bernie did the inviting, and a good turnout too, Bernie reckons.

Right, so we're going to need some music.

Oh, if Ina sorted the music.

Although I can't see Ina doing much dancing.

Oh, cake.

Birthday cake. We're going to need a birthday cake.

And candles is all there, David. Stop fretting. You've done Ina proud.

I just want this to all go right, Rosie.

I mean, you should see her. She's about given up already.

This could be my last chance to show that somebody cares.

Well, Enid knows you care.

Who takes her shopping every week, eh?

Who pops in just to say hello?

Who's her one true friend?

You, David, it's you.

Oh, well... Enid would have given up a long time ago if it wasn't for you.

Never mind the Queen and her telegram.

And when she sees the trouble you've gone through today, well, I'm sure

do her best to live for another hundred years.

You reckon?

So what are we waiting for?

Let's give Enid the party of her life. Come on.

Got him.

Golf Papa 1 -0 to control.

A blue metallic Alfa Romeo sports car. Car registration

899 Oscar Bravo Papa.

Was sold at Bagley's Cars for cash last week to a William Lambert of Oster

Street, Arkley. Over.

Oh, Sarge, I've run a check on our man, and there's no record of anyone by that

name living in Hartley, and off the street doesn't even exist.

Well, at least we've got a car edge and a detailed description to go by.

Radio headquarters, summon all forces on full alert.

There can't be that many Alfa Romeos roaming the moors.

That's funny.

I've just seen one turning down towards Shaw's Farm.

You idiot.

That's where they've dumped the cash.

Get Yates and Bellamy down there, pronto.

Our men just got greedy.

Oh, Laurie Robb, I didn't realise you had company.

Nearly finished.

I was wondering if you knew that the Chief Constable was paying a visit to

Ashfordly Police Station this afternoon.

No, what's he doing?

Well, according to my information, he's coming here to discuss Sergeant Miller's

plans for closing down this police house.

Closing it down?

He can't do that, can he?

He's moving fast.

You can't let it happen.

You've got to do something.

Like what?

A protest.

To the chief constable this afternoon.

No, I can't be involved.

Oh, I can.

Representing the parish council.

You need more than one person.

You need a group to show how we feel.

A crowd?

Well, there'll be a few people at Enid Bakewell's birthday party in the village

hall. All we've got to do is get them over to Ashfordly.

But I've no idea how.

Oh?

I think I know how we can.

It's them.

The 100th, eh? It doesn't get more special than that.

Mind you, she didn't even get a telegram.

David, turn that off.

Right, if I can have your attention, please, everyone. Thank you very much.

sorry to interrupt your celebrations, Enid, but there's something that I have

say. The Chief Constable is visiting Ashfordly this afternoon and he's coming

decide the fate of our village copper.

So I suggest we all get over there and tell him exactly how we feel.

Well,

go on. Go for it. I'm not going to let them lose us again.

Have you made this up to spoil the party, Oscar Blakeson?

No, we've had our differences in the past, been it? I'll give you that. And I

promise. I did some soul -searching when I realised that our best opportunity

would be ruining your big day.

I'm sorry, but it has to be now.

You see, this new sergeant of ours is trying to change our way of life.

Are we just going to sit back and let it happen?

It's Mrs Batewell's 100th birthday.

Actually, it isn't.

You're not 100 till next year, Enid.

The Queen didn't forget.

It was you.

Well,

I never... Well, what are we all waiting for?

I'm still a young 99, you know.

And if there's got to be a protest march, I want to be on it.

Oh, we've got a banner.

You can't have a protest march without a banner.

David.

Get a banner.

Any news?

Well, they've tracked the vehicle, Sarge, but they seem to be experiencing

little difficulty.

The bad things in life are free.

But you can't get me through the bad damn things. I need money.

What I want. Give me money.

What I want.

I need more money.

What I want.

Your love, it gives me such a thrill.

But your love, it don't save my bills. I need money.

Bellamy and Yates are on their way back with the prisoners now, Sarge.

This could be a real feather in our caps.

I just hope the Chief Constable isn't too early.

What on earth?

Save our village, Bobby!

Save our village, Bobby!

Save our village, Bobby!

Save our village, Bobby!

Save our village, Bobby!

Sgt. Miller.

Oscar Blake.

We're not going to let you get away with this.

You can't stand in the way of progress.

Progress? When I was the sergeant round here, I made a point of getting to know

the public, listening to them, talking to them, and encouraging my officers to

do the same.

They'll still be able to talk to us. A voice at the end of the telephone is not

the same thing. These are farmers, rural folk.

They don't like strangers.

Talking to a village copper is like talking to a friend. And if you close

the police house, it'll be the worst day's work you've ever done. Right? Yes.

Do you think I'll sleep easy in my bed at night with the nearest policeman,

some stranger, miles away?

No.

Save our village, Bobby.

Save our village, Bobby.

Save our village, Bobby.

Save our village, Bobby!

Save our village, Bobby!

Save our village, Bobby!

Good of you to come, sir.

I'm afraid the castle out is ringing in the culprits and the wage snatchers.

Just a little local difficulty, sir.

Oh, good afternoon, sir. On behalf of Aidensfield Village... I'd just like to

say how strongly we all feel about the possibility of losing our village

policeman.

I think that's the car coming now, sir. I have to say we found it invaluable.

Oh, aye.

People like you believe that one car is worth ten officers. Well, you're wrong.

In the country, one officer is worth ten of your shiny new cars.

Did he say a shiny car?

It was a wreck.

You should have seen his face.

Good old Phil.

Thank you all for your support today.

The most impressive turnout.

So you'll all be pleased to hear that the police house is safe.

Constable Walker is going nowhere.

Sergeant? Just the man I was looking for.

Don't think I don't know that you're behind that little stunt today.

Stunt? The protest.

And for the record, it didn't influence the decision for a moment.

Yes, Sergeant, and thank you. And what you also need to know is that if you

anything like that again, you will be off the beat and behind a desk so fast,

your feet won't touch the ground.

Got it?

Sergeant, on the house.

I wouldn't say no.

Right, sir, to PC Walker.

PC Walker.

Where is he, anyway?

Jackie? Hello, Rob.

If you pursue this against his orders, you'd best be careful.

Bernie's all the signs of a serious illness.