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But Kelly, man, what happened?

I took care of business.

Yeah? You split those peaches? I got it in. There you go.

That's cool you poked it there, you know.

It was alright.

It was alright until I put the old dry thumb on her butt.

Oh. It was like that.

Yeah. She went right through the roof. It wasn't happening. It wasn't

Well, at least you got your laptop, right? Yeah, I got mine.

I'm really glad that you're getting to move in with Xander.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you'll miss him around.

Alright. You're right. I have an idea. You move out and Xander will move in

in your place.

Xander, would you like to be my sugar daddy?

I swear to God, Mom, if you fuck him or any of my perverted buddies, I'll never

talk to you again.

There's no need to be so dramatic.

Dude, and you wonder why I'm moving out.

Good luck on your own out there, babe.

Come on, mom.

18 years old.

Unbelievable.

What's up, bro? Why are you so quiet over there?

Hey.

Yeah? Is that English?

Hi, honey. It's your mom.

On Mother's Day?

Speak up. I can't hear you.

It's your mom.

You can't hear me?

Psych. Got you, sucker.

Leave a message at the beep.

I'll bet you that little bastard's sleeping.

Where's that roommate of yours? That stupid, stupid son of mine?

Uh, I'm sorry, is there a problem, Julia?

Yeah, there's a problem.

I

just

feel like he doesn't appreciate me.

and everything that I've tried to do, including you guys moving in here. Do

know what this place would have looked like had I not decorated it for you?

Oh, my God.

Well, no, it's great. I mean, it's very pretty, but, I mean, look, I'm

sorry, I'm not your son, but, I mean, I appreciate you. I mean, you're a really

great woman.

I mean, yeah, you got a lot going for you.

I mean...

Look at you. You're beautiful.

Not to be weird, but look at these boobs.

You're sweet.

Xander, you're so sweet.

You're handsome.

I have a great idea.

What's that? What's your idea?

Xander, I'm going to let you smother your face right into these tits.

That's right.

If you were my son, you'd appreciate me, wouldn't you?

Yeah. Wouldn't you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah?

Oh, yes.

You would never, ever forget Mother's Day. No. The most important day of the

entire year, right? The whole year. The whole year. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that feels fucking good.

Oh, man, if your mother just knew that your face was in my big head, she'd be

pissed off. But you don't care, do you?

Fuck her.

Yeah, it's good.

There you go, Xander.

We're going to have so much fun.

We're going to have fun?

Oh, yeah, we are.

What are we going to do?

We're going to do everything.

Everything for Mother's Day.

What if Johnny comes?

There's him right.

I guess he should have picked up the phone one of the dozen times that I

That's so good.

You like that?

Oh, that's so fucking good. You might

want to get down here.

One of these very expensive pillows that obviously he cared nothing about.

I care. I know you do.

You've always cared.

Put your hand right there.

Feel how warm my pussy is through my pants?

Can I reach in?

Not yet.

Okay.

Oh,

look at that.

I've been watching you for years.

Remember that day in the kitchen?

Right before you guys moved in together, you and my son were sitting there

eating cereal.

I remember you sitting there looking so sexy.

I looked over and looked at you. You were so cute and shy.

What are you doing?

I think I'd like to see a little more.

No underwear, Xander.

It's kind of dangerous, don't you think?

This is very hard.

Big cock I had no idea so much going on in those pants all this time

Such a happy Mother's Day now.

Are they sensitive?

Keep rolling that pop around my mouth

oh god they're so full I

can't even fit them both in my mouth

Oh, God, yeah, look at that.

Oh, my dear.

You want to see this, Ted? Huh?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I've always seen you looking at them.

Get that shirt over these big tits.

Like that?

A little bit of help?

I'm keeping it hard for me right now?

You warm around it?

Yeah, I fucking warm it up. Yes.

Yeah.

Look how tight it is around that glove.

Yes, please

My pussy even tighter.

Push that finger up against your cock at me.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yep.

Oh,

that's a day.

All right. Get a fucking kiss in your face.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

You like fucking Johnny's mom?

Uh -huh.

It's fine.

That's what's here.

We'll teach him.

Oh God, I'm stuck in this cock.

I think my son's best friend caught me with this.

I'm just going to spray that all over my face and my nose.

Mm -hmm

What the fuck, Mom?

Xander gave me my Mother's Day present. Maybe next year you won't forget.

Sorry, bro.

Got your mom to thank on my hangover.

Unbelievable.