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But Kelly, man, what happened?

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I took care of business.

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Yeah? You split those peaches? I got it
in. There you go.

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That's cool you poked it there, you
know.

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It was alright.

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It was alright until I put the old dry
thumb on her butt.

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Oh. It was like that.

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Yeah. She went right through the roof.
It wasn't happening. It wasn't

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Well, at least you got your laptop,
right? Yeah, I got mine.

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I'm really glad that you're getting to
move in with Xander.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you'll miss him
around.

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Alright. You're right. I have an idea.
You move out and Xander will move in

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in your place.

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Xander, would you like to be my sugar
daddy?

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I swear to God, Mom, if you fuck him or
any of my perverted buddies, I'll never

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talk to you again.

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There's no need to be so dramatic.

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Dude, and you wonder why I'm moving out.

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Good luck on your own out there, babe.

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Come on, mom.

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18 years old.

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Unbelievable.

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What's up, bro? Why are you so quiet
over there?

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Hey.

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Yeah? Is that English?

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Hi, honey. It's your mom.

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On Mother's Day?

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Speak up. I can't hear you.

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It's your mom.

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You can't hear me?

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Psych. Got you, sucker.

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Leave a message at the beep.

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I'll bet you that little bastard's
sleeping.

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Where's that roommate of yours? That
stupid, stupid son of mine?

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Uh, I'm sorry, is there a problem,
Julia?

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Yeah, there's a problem.

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I

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just

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feel like he doesn't appreciate me.

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and everything that I've tried to do,
including you guys moving in here. Do

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know what this place would have looked
like had I not decorated it for you?

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Oh, my God.

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Well, no, it's great. I mean, it's very
pretty, but, I mean, look, I'm

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sorry, I'm not your son, but, I mean, I
appreciate you. I mean, you're a really

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great woman.

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I mean, yeah, you got a lot going for
you.

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I mean...

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Look at you. You're beautiful.

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Not to be weird, but look at these
boobs.

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You're sweet.

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Xander, you're so sweet.

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You're handsome.

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I have a great idea.

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What's that? What's your idea?

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Xander, I'm going to let you smother
your face right into these tits.

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That's right.

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If you were my son, you'd appreciate me,
wouldn't you?

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Yeah. Wouldn't you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah?

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Oh, yes.

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You would never, ever forget Mother's
Day. No. The most important day of the

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entire year, right? The whole year. The
whole year. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, that feels fucking good.

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Oh, man, if your mother just knew that
your face was in my big head, she'd be

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pissed off. But you don't care, do you?

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Fuck her.

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Yeah, it's good.

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There you go, Xander.

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We're going to have so much fun.

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We're going to have fun?

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Oh, yeah, we are.

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What are we going to do?

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We're going to do everything.

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Everything for Mother's Day.

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What if Johnny comes?

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There's him right.

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I guess he should have picked up the
phone one of the dozen times that I

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That's so good.

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You like that?

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Oh, that's so fucking good. You might

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want to get down here.

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One of these very expensive pillows that
obviously he cared nothing about.

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I care. I know you do.

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You've always cared.

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Put your hand right there.

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Feel how warm my pussy is through my
pants?

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Can I reach in?

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Not yet.

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Okay.

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Oh,

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look at that.

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I've been watching you for years.

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Remember that day in the kitchen?

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Right before you guys moved in together,
you and my son were sitting there

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eating cereal.

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I remember you sitting there looking so
sexy.

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I looked over and looked at you. You
were so cute and shy.

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What are you doing?

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I think I'd like to see a little more.

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No underwear, Xander.

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It's kind of dangerous, don't you think?

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This is very hard.

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Big cock I had no idea so much going on
in those pants all this time

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Such a happy Mother's Day now.

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Are they sensitive?

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Keep rolling that pop around my mouth

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oh god they're so full I

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can't even fit them both in my mouth

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Oh, God, yeah, look at that.

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Oh, my dear.

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You want to see this, Ted? Huh?

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, I've always seen you looking at
them.

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Get that shirt over these big tits.

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Like that?

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A little bit of help?

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I'm keeping it hard for me right now?

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You warm around it?

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Yeah, I fucking warm it up. Yes.

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Yeah.

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Look how tight it is around that glove.

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Yes, please

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My pussy even tighter.

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Push that finger up against your cock at
me.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, shit.

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Yep.

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Oh,

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that's a day.

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All right. Get a fucking kiss in your
face.

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Mm -hmm. Yeah.

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You like fucking Johnny's mom?

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Uh -huh.

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It's fine.

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That's what's here.

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We'll teach him.

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Oh God, I'm stuck in this cock.

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I think my son's best friend caught me
with this.

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I'm just going to spray that all over my
face and my nose.

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Mm -hmm

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What the fuck, Mom?

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Xander gave me my Mother's Day present.
Maybe next year you won't forget.

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Sorry, bro.

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Got your mom to thank on my hangover.

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Unbelievable.