Original subtitles

Translation by WILF 4th December 2018

THE COP IN CHICKENS

This morning too! It has to stop.

I'll put a trap.

I've already told you not to force the mailbox?

Forcing? Not exaggerate.

It opens itself. And I only opened one of Quaestor.

Here. Precisely the most dangerous.

If anyone finds out, I'll be transferred to prison?

And not for keeper!

Calm down, Dad.

I am training just to become a good cop.

Te result ... To become a good thief, yes!

What can it you f ...

Why do not meddle with what concerns you?

Wait, Dad, in the mail a Quaestor vice,

there might be something urgent

to report immediately.

- No. - No ?

No, it is I who delivered the mail.

Just the usual letter from the orphanage St Antoine.

Exactly...

We know that 80% of offenders are orphans

because they killed father and mother.

Hold me because I'm going to strangle him.

She will not even be an orphan.

Where are you going ?

To deliver mail.

Non !

Do not get upset like that, you're gonna have syncope.

You are no longer young.

Lord God ... it had to fall on me.

A loving daughter of the police.

Beautiful early morning hug.

Stop a little. Your father's here?

Yes, come, between ...

We'll have to wait.

- Dad's visit. - At this hour ?

A secret meeting.

- A sacred song ... - Really?

Yes.

If you do not stop, you'll see, the sacred piece ...

The sacred song already hear you.

- Stopped ! - Only if you kiss me.

- Just go. - Oh yes...

You're not supposed to treat your patients?

They may well wait.

That's how you do your job?

A vocation...

My vocation is ... different!

Ouch!

Alberto, who is it?

It's me, sir, Gianna. I have your mail.

My son is there?

I was going out.

That's right, go ahead.

And stop leaving your fingerprints on the ass Gianna!

We continue tomorrow morning for the second round.

Fichtre ...

Come in.

- Come, my dear. Enter. - Sorry.

Excuse me a minute.

Whoever did this is a professional murderer.

To break a head, just a snap.

There, he made jam.

The brain was reduced to pulp.

Okay, but I advise you to find the culprit,

in your best interest. Goodbye.

So ? You bring the mail? Well done, my dear.

I envy you, you know,

to live among the stories of blood ...

What stories?

How? Whoever has broken head ...

- How did it happen ? - The head smashed?

Ah, the phone call?

Nothing to do, I was talking with the butcher!

These killers do not even know how to cut a lamb's head!

The little lamb ...

I thought we had found someone ...

It's an obsession with you.

I have a penchant for investigations.

I would like to join the police. I made my case.

But without a little support ...

Who would you help out?

What a beautiful girl she may want to be a cop?

Which report ?

You are handsome and you're in the police.

You're a naughty sacred.

But do not worry.

In time, you will have your hand. Promised.

It's not true ! Even in the pans.

Here, look. "The dead sliced".

Listen to this.

"L'assassin des cabinets du ferry-boat".

"Funeral Symphony."

"Do not open the door."

Close the window.

This should be fine.

No, close the window. I'm cold.

- At your service. - I have not a general's hat.

- The habit. - It's like the police.

But what got into him? It is prefixed to be a cop,

as if it were the last bitch.

Do not you included, of course.

Instead of moving his head like a puppet,

why you do not get discouraged?

When you marry, it will fall on you.

Tell him it's a tough job, ungrateful,

dangerous, tiring ...

See you, it should not be so tiring.

A moment ... I went into the police by the plunge.

- What? - The dive.

I am a diving champion.

Yes, but here there is no water.

I have often said your daughter and you know what it expressly?

How? A spanking?

No, it is a synthetic formula to say ...

In short, that means she said.

Do you know what the defendant says?

What ?

I'm weak, soft and reluctant to duty.

She told you that? I find generous.

- What are you doing here ? - What do you mean ?

I finished my service. Kiss ...

... and I've come to take you to escort you to the cinema.

Okay, but we will see a thriller,

with a nice strong cop, not a weakling like you!

What did I tell you?

Hi Dad.

- What are we eating tonight ? - Broccoli.

Circle the area!

You two, with me!

Warning, track it!

Do not pull ! I want him alive!

Now that's enough, it looks like Cali.

Who is this Cali? A flirt youth?

Can you be ignorant ...

Cali was oriental, with lots of hands, like you.

When did you meet?

That's enough.

What do you want me, Jack?

Gianna...

My little duck...

you got me handcuffed c ?? ur,

you impeded traffic.

Sanguine...

This is my blood, it's hot, it boils ...

It goes up, you feel like it rises?

Yes !

- He killed her ? - Who ?

His.

What are you watching, dirty voyeur obsessed! Turn around!

Silence !

Shut up, pig!

They are right, we do not do that in film.

Really? Then remove your hand from my ass.

A moment...

This is the protective hand of the law.

That's it...

Gianna !

Well ? What does it mean ?

Here we are civilized. What do you want him?

She owes me a big kiss like that.

That's right, you'll see. Look at this.

We bet she gives it to me?

It is I who am the mail.

The Ministry of the Interior !

"Gianna Amicucci is asked to present

"Recruitment to the office 23-8: 30 pm ..."

- Dad, 23, is tomorrow! - Yes, tomorrow.

You make me fall!

Thank you !

What are you doing ? Get out !

Mind the step...

Whore ! Tease!

Bitch in uniform!

Slave!

Fascist!

Communist!

Dirty!

Underdeveloped!

Who ? Me ?

We can tell me anything, but not that!

Silence !

These words you have heard,

you often hear during the service,

when you're real police.

All right, that's enough.

2e section, 3e division,

15 present plus one! Take care of yourself !

Repos.

- Who? A transvestite? - The Commander.

Ah, it's a woman? What stature ...

- Go ahead, break it! - Silence!

At your seats. The following.

Come on, Bianchini and Amicucci.

I want to evaluate your preparedness,

and above all your aggression and your defensive instinct.

Greet.

Go for it.

It tears my sleeve! Let go of me !

It's not correct !

It gives no kicks.

It is expensive, it.

That's enough !

You the bite?

What? It is the instinct of defense.

The range is there.

Well. Girls, listen to me.

You hold in your hands bombs.

Before running, pull the tongue.

Then run up the white line,

and finally launch.

The first 4, get ready.

Ready? Remove the safety catch.

Go.

Amick!

Kiss my ass !

Alfredo I've already said,

these exams are very easy.

It must be really stupid to not be received.

I know it. Besides, you also have succeeded.

But my daughter is impulsive, she is passionate.

During classes, she did see them.

I would not want it to be frowned upon.

In the department, they are somewhat likely.

Yes, I know, but do not worry.

When the time comes, I will a phone call.

- Do not worry. - Thank you !

- You are so good. - You're welcome.

- You are really good. - For the love of God...

- You are good. - That's it, go ...

I repeat my question, Miss.

In Italy, which makes the laws?

The ... by the by ...

The Godfather !

But no ! The by...

Fiat's boss.

Parliament, Parliament.

This is not true ... I knew it.

It is the emotion ...

My respects. Hello sir.

It's me.

Speaking ...

Of course sir.

His name is Gianna Amicucci?

I take note.

At your service.

Good bye, sir. My tribute to Madame.

Do not tell me it's you ...

I have ...

A car ... just for me.

- She's beautiful, is not it? - Thank you dad.

You're welcome. I have ruined myself!

Congratulations! What a character, your daughter ...

This pace, she takes after his father.

Where are you going ?

This is my car, understand?

And I want to go alone to the police.

- Wait ... - That's going to work, slacker.

The uniform, it goes to their heads.

Ah yes ?

What happened ?

Nothing.

Hello sir. Congratulations.

- It's my Party ? - No, for the car.

Yes, they have finally delivered me. The other was not.

I entrust to you.

But beware, it is mine, not to society.

- Goodbye. - Hi.

- Good morning, Commissioner. - New ?

- We Margherita and Siciliano. - Well, at table.

No, I mean the two thieves on the coast.

Ah. Very good. It was time.

You bring them to me,

I eat them raw.

So Siliciano!

Siciliano? Je suis le brigadier Falchetti.

Brigadier ...

Falchetti, forgive me, with all these disguises ...

We do not understand anything.

No, but it will not! I am a citizen!

Come on, what's happening here?

This is not a market here!

This is a police station!

Tarallo! Why mouths?

It's not me who yelled, it's him.

- I do not understand. - Let's be reasonable.

With you ? Never.

- Commissioner ? - Perfectly.

- Exactly. - What, "just"?

It stopped me like I was a criminal.

What happened ?

It happened that in this country there is no privacy.

What abuse! What choking of the most innocent freedoms!

- Innocent? - Silence, let him talk.

- Let us turn to the facts. - I'm coming.

Commissioner, tell me,

when you want to make love, what do we do?

- We do it, that's all. - Exactly, but not in Italy.

If you are in Italy, we will not go to India.

According to him, though.

You may, Commissioner? Come...

What is it ?

This woman here this is major, single, free,

she did not prostitute. - Congratulations.

- Thank you. - You can tell right away.

If you find yourself in front of this piece ...

Finally, let's be clear, in a moment of passion,

you'd love him or not? - Obviously.

- Not in the tram! - Of course yes !

In the tram?

In the tram?

- So what ? - What, "and then"?

Safe them.

You understand that it is forbidden, on the tram?

In the tram ...

How did they?

- Commissioner Antinori? - Yes ?

Agent Joan Amick, affectée dans ce commissariat.

Come into my office, please.

This way...

I just had a message to tell me

the arrival of the agent ...

- Agent ? - Agent Amicucci.

- Well, Amicucci. - You can tu me.

Thank you.

Well, we'll just find you something to do.

If that's why I already started.

Bravo, well ...

- Take a seat. - Thank you.

So, what have you done?

Disrespectful citizen parked in no parking.

In a turn, too.

- Disrespectful and awkward. - A moron.

And a country bumpkin.

But it will cost him dearly ...

I found myself face to face with this car ...

and I stamped it right!

And I stuck him one of those PV ...

Even the prefect could not blow it!

Here it is.

If they were all like you ...

Let's see ...

"In the morning of that day ..." etc. Very well.

"... the hour marked ..."

Very well.

"... no parking ..." etc. Very well.

"... the vehicle registered P56880 Rome ..." Okay.

What?

P56880 registered?

Yes sir. It's indicated.

It's indicated ?

- You buffered? - A good hit.

A good hit ?

Okay. Question damage?

- Mine ? Not a scratch. - No, mine!

Yours ?

Why ... it's yours, Mr. Commissioner?

Look, agent ...

- Agent how? - Amicucci.

Listen to me carefully...

That's what I'm PV.

And the bill bodybuilder is in your care.

You understood well ?

It is the municipal police which deals with fines.

We, we have other concerns, much more serious.

I'll tell you a mission that seems to be made for you.

It comes from the Ministry of Labor.

It's very tricky.

This is the control of child labor.

I'll make you bring the record.

And this ringtone that does not work ...

Tarallo !

At your service, Commissioner.

It's been a week that you have to fix this ringtone.

- And this bell does not ring. - Which means...

She rings.

It rang.

Strange...

Back there,

and gives the miners work folder Amicucci agent.

And above all: be zealous and scrupulous.

Do not worry.

Sacred problem child labor.

- Certainly. - Commissioner.

Sure, it's a problem, the work of minors.

But the problem is also that the major fuck anything.

There is someone ?

Cops women now.

Yes Miss ?

It seems that a child of 14 years working at home.

A minor ? She is really nice.

With me, it does not work.

What, Miss? Here nobody works.

Not even me. I just take the air.

And the minor named Umberto?

We have witnesses.

What a bunch of assholes ...

That's it, I'm there.

It must be the son of my brother.

He comes to see me sometimes. He comes, he plays, and he leaves.

He goes to kindergarten.

He just keep me company, he plays.

- And there, he plays what? - Who ?

Ah, there he is ! How many times I told him ...

Do not play with that.

You are going to hurt yourself.

Come say hello to the girl, do not shy tone.

Voici Umbertino.

So ? What does one say ?

It is downright good.

Sorry miss. Talk like that at his age ...

Which report ? I said minor, not backward.

Wait...

You go like this? You're upset?

Beautiful car ! She's yours ?

- I would like. - Who is she?

I do not know, someone who leaves here.

For breakfast, I can rest assured?

For now, I have taken note. We'll see after.

- Tarallo? - Who?

Who owns the car from the dealer?

- That is to say ... - You know it or not?

- the commissioner? - No.

- At Questor? - No.

- Au préfet? - Not.

You can repeat the question?

Who owns the car from the dealer?

- My God, I do not know. - Too bad, Mr. Tarallo, shame!

Elle included in Euro Santoro.

So we stole it!

Perhaps ... This is going to look.

We'll call.

- Hello? - I'm in Mannello?

I would like to speak to the deputy.

I'm the agent C. Amick.

She has ...

Tell me ... I'm his wife.

I have a question,

-you are surely aware - Yes.

Can you, by chance, if the car of your husband,

sorry, Sir, was stolen?

No, I know nothing. Maybe, maybe not.

Why do you ask?

His car was seen in a suspicious place,

hidden behind a warehouse, street Mirtilli, 12,

Crap!

Comment ?

No, I was talking to my little dog who always wants to toy.

Yes, play ...

Sorry for the inconvenience.

But please, I should thank you, even.

- Goodbye and thank you, - Goodbye, ma'am.

Rosalia ... it was a little joker?

- It was the police. - The police ?

It was surely a joke.

I was told that a gentleman ...

pig, bastard ... slapped!

There are these bad guys ...

You are right.

He left his car on land, street Mirtilli 12.

- Ah ... - Where?

I do not know !

It is next to the number 10.

Where lives the infamous whore!

My word, it's a slander!

A slander? What little you have left, you use it elsewhere!

I'll tear your eyes!

You said your eyes, not scholarships!

So he talked with the chief of police.

The police chief had a soap Quaestor.

And guess a little that it attacked?

Devine.

The answer is simple. To you.

Well seen.

Now who should I take?

Commissioner, try to understand.

It was my first mission, I did my best.

I wanted to make me see. And that you would have benefited too.

Instead, you're depressed. And me, I look like an idiot.

What you make me say ...

MP hides his car to be discreet,

and us, we will say it directly to his wife.

And what a woman!

Yes I know.

I was impulsive, but it's stronger than me.

The duty is duty.

Yes, duty is duty. But power is power.

Including ?

Come Amiccuci outside.

You heard ?

Tarallo !

Can not you hear? We'll call you.

- Il est nerveux ? - Non.

- Quelque chose ne va pas ? - Tout !

Rien ne marche ! La sonnerie ne sonne pas,

et la fontaine ne coule pas.

- Je vais chercher une serviette ? - Non, va te faire foutre !

Oui.

Cet idiot d'Aristide s'est mis en tête de me posséder,

Mais il ne m'aura jamais, jamais, jamais !

Le voilà, enfin ! Je vous attends depuis un moment,

Laissez-moi vous dire que votre accoutrement est grotesque,

On ne t'a rien demandé.

Tu es devenu fou ou quoi ?

Tu vas me faire ça chaque fois que je viens pour discuter ?

Oui, Pour vous, j'ai tout risqué,

Je me suis jeté...

Je me suis cassé le manche et ça te fait rire ?

C'est trop, Je vais te tuer de mes propres mains,

- No ! - You better shut up.

Or I'll sink the antenna.

And you, if you want to feel, you tie against me.

Under the athlete muscles, there is a whole program.

I'll be yours until after the wedding. Perhaps.

This is the moment of truth.

You are crazy !

Do not be a fool!

Turns on the TV, I want to see the end!

You'll see...

A sexual morality show live and in color!

Go away !

Leave me alone !

I want you naked as the truth!

Die, rather! It had to fall on me.

- Stop ! - That's right, you're right.

You saw ?

I saw the stars ...

Shut up !

There is a man on the roof, a thief!

I have other things to think about!

Would you like me to tell you ?

You're a softy!

Effete, me?

Now ... Before I had a hard ...

Think!

Do not move, you are surrounded.

How could I? My God !

You'll frighten him.

He will run away.

You have an accomplice?

An accomplice? I talk about my parrot.

He makes me do the rooftops of Rome.

I was almost there ...

Excuse me ... I thought you were a thief.

Gianna !

Unhappy!

I demand an explanation of your strange and illicit attitude.

You are perverse. You undress on the rooftops!

What? I help the poor man to find his bird!

Stop! Your papers !

Gianna ?

You are restored?

It is restored.

Shit ... always in the legs! You never work?

I do not think about it. I think only of you.

You can not think about service?

Gianna enough!

You my menu menu axes, with this service.

So ?

How is our strong and vigorous police?

Good thanks.

Doctor, excuse me.

Flowers are part of the therapy?

You really are a boor. It is a delicate thought.

No, he's right. The flowers heal the psyche.

That's my business.

Excuse me, who are you?

Let me introduce you miss fiance.

Where is he ?

Present.

Ah. Very good...

You fell on a sacred bundle.

Are we talking about in the eye and let's be clear.

When you say nerd, it does not mean

you fool me drafts, by chance?

You see, when he speaks?

Sometimes.

No secrets!

If it does not bother you, the maid has to rest.

Would you please go outside?

It does not drive me!

I go out. But you go before me.

Sure, but I have to give him an injection.

A moment !

When you say injection

it would not, by chance, intramuscular in the ass?

No, I do intravenous.

- On your honor? - On his arm.

- I trust you. - Good.

Gianna, fear not.

I'll be out as 17 police-rescue.

Nice!

No, sorry, but you have to turn you.

It was not an IV?

It was to calm, otherwise he no longer left.

Intravenous, that's old.

But with you ... I'm not stupid.

Come on, turn around.

You're fucking him.

For his ...

- Ouch ... - I hurt you?

- What you got, to massage? - Wait, wait ...

We must spread the serum.

It had to fall on me. A voyeur doctor ...

This ringtone that does not work ...

Now...

- Tarallo! - At your service, Commissioner.

- You keep watch? - No...

- You are hiding ? - No...

Come see a little.

It's been a week since I asked you to fix this ringtone!

And it does not work!

For me, it works.

- At your service. - Who is it ?

- You say ? - Who are you ?

Nothing, it's a mistake. Outside !

A mistake.

Let me see your finger.

If I pick, it does not work. Answer!

Hello, Sector 7 police station?

- I do not know if he's there. - Who is it ?

A Moretti. What do I say ?

What do you mean...

- Hello? Mr. Questor? - Antinori?

Speaking ...

The Amiccuci agent is finally restored, Fortunately, she is already out,

She has recovered, and fortunately ... What luck!

- Do you know what I did? - No.

I have sent you,

You have me ...

- What do I do? - How?

You have done very well.

Well, now occupy it up well,

- Of course. - Goodbye,

I'm taking care of it. That's it...

"Un certain Moretti"...

It was the Quaestor!

- It could be a dentist. - No !

There is only Moretti himself, the supreme,

- your boss! - Our leader.

Our head ...

He did not boosted, so I can send you.

I can make you mutate in Frascati.

- If only ... I live. - That's it...

Entrez.

Agent Amicucci, à votre service. Je suis rétablie.

Je le sais.

Par ici, Amicucci.

Tu collectionnes les bourdes...

Une brave fille comme toi se met à chasser les oiseaux sur les toits ?

C'était une chasse à l'homme, pas à l'oiseau.

L'oiseau n'a rien à voir ?

Si, le petit oiseau de l'homme était sorti.

Et il filait son oiseau sur les toits ?

Que voulez-vous...

Je l'ai attrapé, et il n'a pas pu le prendre.

Encore heureux.

Ensuite, Che-Che est arrivé.

- Qui est Che-Che ? - Mon fiancé.

Dès qu'il est arrivé, c'était fini.

Il nous a fait tomber et on s'est retrouvés à l'hôpital.

Merci.

Viens, j'ai un petit travail rien que pour toi.

Une fille mère a confié son enfant à un institut.

Elle allait le voir régulièrement

and two or three months after she disappeared.

- I understand, I have to find her. - Yes.

But it is not that simple. Be careful what you do.

You have the address of the institute and the last girl address.

- It will be done. I can go ? - Go then.

- Can I go myself? - You wait for the coach?

- Look at this ... - Who's that?

A cop, can not you see?

Main! Four and three, 7.

- 9 c ?? ur. - Four.

For the fines, they are worse than the cops!

I'd be putting a fine day!

Over there.

You put a hand in the ass,

she verbalize you to stop curve!

Hello Madam.

I did not do anything. I no longer see my husband.

Looking Tardioli Anna, you know?

I do not know anyone. I know nothing.

- It seems she lives here. - Yes, but she no longer lives there.

- Where has she gone ? - I personaly do not know.

She has a job: employed, domestic ...

That yes, it does hustler.

Miss?

What do you want ?

It seems you are looking Anna Tardioli.

- You know her ? - No, but maybe Armando.

Where is he ?

- Come with me. - Let's go.

You stop there?

Here we are. Armando is there.

Health !

Are you sure he's there?

- Yes. He is here. - Okay, hi.

M. Armando ?

There is someone ?

Shit !

Pardon...

He is dead !

His heart still beats ?? c.

I may be the time.

Tomato sauce!

With basil ...

Such a moron !

With your eggs ?? I'm going to get a nice omelet!

What? You resist me?

You should be happy!

I was lining of Marlon Brando in "Last Tango in Paris"!

We will redo the scene butter!

What do you want ?

We want to get engaged ...

Really? So, we present!

- She does not want ... - With you, perhaps.

- I please you? - No !

I will show you !

Takeoff and landing!

Try to take off this Jumbo!

It not mess with it!

I'm going.

- This is what a scene there? - I do not understand anything.

I do not know what we're doing there.

You know what ? You do not please me!

You are antipathetic to me!

Now you'll see.

Get me out of here!

That's the hand of fairy?

Band of morons!

You're all the same!

You challenge, you act you talk ...

And once again before us, not a word!

Why did you do that ? You're going to talk, yes?

I will not speak in the presence of my lawyer!

I thee foutrais, lawyers!

Agent Amicucci, at your service.

You've already done a great ... I read your report.

You walks you there in uniform? It was cover you!

Look at your colleagues, they have heads of convicts!

- You did well out. - But not them.

I have all struck down ... And I wrote a nice report.

Attempted rape uniformed officer.

Perpetuity!

- It is you who deserve the Everlasting '! - Me ?

- You found the boy's mother? - No.

Obviously.

- He is so cute ! - Is not it ?

Since it looks like you!

- Me ? - Yes !

So what ? This is not my son.

He is the son of mother that you have not found.

- Ms. Tardioli? - Yes.

He escaped in ?? s hearts. It's a family thing. They run away.

The mother runs away, we look for the son. The son fled, one seeks the mother.

They are always in the street.

Come on, kid.

It's an agent who found him by chance.

You the reports to the convent, you entrusted to ?? s hearts

and you make you sign a paper, which is quiet.

And you continue to look for the mother.

But disguise yourself!

Yes sir.

Let's go ?

- You take me in your arms. - But of course.

- Do you like it like this? - To die.

Now he must go. It's late.

No in hooded. I want my mommy.

What are you saying ? These are not the hooded,

but the nice nuns who play with you and make you to eat.

For now, mom is not at home.

Quand est-ce qu'elle rentre, maman ?

Ce soir, je m'en occupe.

Je te promets de la retrouver. Tu es content ?

Gianna !

Spectaculaire tournant de l'enquête...

Voici découvert le fruit secret de ta faute.

Bas les masques. Quand s'est produit le méfait ?

Je ne peux pas te parler devant ce petit.

Alors, nous en parlerons ce soir.

- Non, ce soir, je suis en service. - En service ?

À qui rends-tu service ? Au père du petit ?

Si tu n'arrêtes pas, j'oublie mon uniforme et...

Un instant ! Les enfants regardent.

C'est qui, ce couillon ?

Tu sors d'où, toi ?

Qu'est-ce que ça peut te foutre ?

- Regardez-moi cette baronne ! - Elle se croit où ?

Qui te protège ?

Le ciel.

Si j'étais toi, je ne ferais pas la fière.

C'est le quartier de Mogliefuma !

C'est quoi ? Un volcan japonais ?

At home, it smokes much. Watch out.

If he grabs you, he inflates like a musette you!

He cuts you a boob and puts you in the bag.

So ? They went on strike tonight?

There is a border incident.

This lady comes to our territory.

She wants to compete.

It looks like a model.

Go typing!

Redo her portrait in this twisted!

- Who's your mac? - Nobody.

You want me to believe you came alone?

Of course.

It is a cousin sent me.

- Her name is ? - Anna.

Anna comment ?

Anna Tardioli.

They were only missing that !

Shut up and go back to your place!

Come on, hurry up, get to work!

Clear!

Come on !

OK, you're going to stay here tonight. This is instead of your cousin.

Then we'll see.

And if these bugs come back, what do I do?

Do not worry. They will not return. They know when it smokes.

Hi my lovely.

How lucky that my fiancee is in service tonight.

We will do the erotic tour of the capital.

That's why, I came. But I have not seen anything yet.

Relax, it happens.

Look at that! Stop !

You are crazy ? That is a travesty!

Further, it is true.

Here's one!

No ! Too imposing. It would crush you!

- Good then ? - Calm down.

Look at her !

Stop ! You want to destroy me?

We'll find the right ones. Do not worry.

Look!

I want her ! I longs.

You saw a little pro?

I'll serve you on a silver platter.

Hi, beautiful blonde. We are talking ?

We already know, right? You were working where? The music hall?

Gianna !

- What are you doing here ? - And you, obsessed!

A moment !

It is I who asks you. What are you doing here half naked?

Shut up, you will spot me. I'm on duty!

I do not care, your service!

- Cover up and come with me. - Leave me !

I am kind, but if I get angry, I get mad!

- I'll stick you one! - Ah yes ? Go ahead !

It is there?

A barrier is between us.

- Goodbye forever ! - That's what emerges.

- Whore ! - The farm.

- Women horny! - Go, go in you!

I'm talking to you !

Ms. whore?

Come on, we're leaving.

- I like her. - It is better not.

You called Gianna? This is not the name of your girlfriend?

Coincidence! Come on, get!

So why do we not?

She wants 30,000 lire!

I pay ! I sold my goats. I have the money!

- It is syphilitic! - Clear!

Listen to me this son of a refugee!

- You'll end up like your cousin. - Who ?

Ta Ann cousine.

The poor ... She had no luck.

It was quite a blow of knife.

Poor woman. She had to suffer.

No more than the drunkard who received the stab.

I told him to drop the knife.

It's not for women.

If she had listened to you, it would not be in jail.

I dare not even go see her.

Go ahead, it would make him happy.

You are right.

Go to work.

Come on, come here, you three!

It is not glory.

Go to work or I put all unemployed.

It's not our fault! There is no cat !

They are all watching TV.

Salut, Borotalco.

I need a girl to friends. You know who.

I see. There is a story that will be fine.

Who is it ?

She, the blonde.

- What's your name ? - Gianna.

- You're not bad at all. - Thank you.

- How old are you ? - 60.

- Are you kidding me ? - 21.

- We're going to a party. - What a party ?

Music, dance, love, grass ... and a lot of money for you.

Grass? You think I'm a goat?

You'll see, you'll have fun.

It's downright beautiful! They have to be filthy rich!

You said it is full.

- You have the time ? - Time to wake up.

Do not torment, While traveling, he does not like talking.

He made many stops, right?

We do nothing here? Looks Saints!

- There must have been a surprise. - What's for laughs ...

Here we are.

Stop the music.

I present to you the most beautiful woman in the street,

Gianna !

- Who is it ? - A whore!

What it more than me?

The maid was hired for a specific mission.

Dépuceler Tonino!

Forward to the sacrifice!

I can not ! I'm engaged !

Wedding March!

Hands off ! I'm not a font.

Calm. Shut up a bit.

So Gianna, if you can make a man

- 100 000 for you. - Well.

Undress him. Excite it.

You, when resurrects the flesh, do your duty of man.

Easy to say !

You too ashamed? Come on, take off your clothes!

It is against Eve Eve!

It does makes you any effect?

Forgive me, but ...

I am an expert with this agitation

and a public hearing, a normal man would block.

Then he, not I tell you.

Leave us alone

and I swear that I will do a miracle.

So it's not funny.

Once the ice was broken, I will make an encore.

Are you sure ?

Promised. Be quiet. Come on.

Let us see!

Let's go.

- You promised us, right? - bitch Word.

We're going. Everyone goes!

- What do you want to do ? - Nothing. Who is it?

All of a bitch children. Bastards, drug addicts.

Drug addicts ?

The house is full of grass.

Even the toilet.

I'm not. I'm a good guy. Like you.

So ?

That's it ?

Let us time.

What are you doing ?

What are you doing ?

You're not cold, right?

She strips!

Viewing.

How awful.

If you take cold, I do not give you aspirin.

She wrestled to the ground!

Bend down. Calm.

They look through the key hole.

Tell me, this window overlooks the outside?

Yes, the garden.

What are you doing ?

- Shut up ! - You go away ?

Of course.

- And the 100,000 that promised you? - Okay.

You're a friend!

Now cry a little, for they believe that ...

I'll take care of these voyeurs.

You're tickling me !

What are they doing ?

- Family Moretti, I listen - Alberto?

- It's me. - Gianna!

Sorry to bother you at this hour.

Pretend it was the hospital.

- What happened to you? - I had a trouble.

- Where are you? - Via Cassia, at km 18.

Could you pick me? I'm station.

- So ? - What you have to think ...

At night, in the countryside, dressed like ...

You look beautiful.

You have beautiful thighs.

You have misunderstood.

You're not gonna believe this, but I'm on duty.

I parked here. Good night.

Gianna! Do not be silly !

This is a golden opportunity!

Go away ! You were so nice and you want to ruin everything?

It must be a small reward. I'm not stupid.

- Leave me alone ! - Hold on !

Stop !

Do not insist if she does not, forget it.

What I concern myself ?

This is my business!

Why you beat him?

He hits me !

- Glad you noticed. - Just to be clear.

Stop! Your papers !

You were at night in this neighborhood

to investigate this Tardioli Anna!

And she is in jail for a while.

What organization!

For months we seek this unfortunate

and is warm to jail!

No one, I mean no one, not warned me.

Calm down, Antinori!

You really had to dress like that?

The commissioner told me to hide myself.

You hide, but then to become peripatetic ...

It grazed the scandal!

My son involved in a brawl with a mac!

Dad, what are you saying ...

Fortunately, the Commissioner has had the brilliant idea

to bring you both here.

It's my duty.

But missing something.

If you were the sidewalk ... sorry if you was investigating in this neighborhood,

why Is my son came to get you Cassia ...

For me it is a real mystery.

After discovering that Anna was in prison,

I could have left.

But the other arrived and I had to follow.

Otherwise I would have been exposed.

- And ? - He took me to a villa.

I prepared my escape.

But I smelled drugs.

- Drug ? - Yes. I have prepared the ears.

See if you recognize someone from the party in these photos.

If there is one, I will acknowledge.

I have an electronic brain.

What are you doing here ? Come home !

Calm down, I'm going.

Salut, Gianna.

- Hi. - Goodbye, doctor.

Let's see. Go ahead.

Recognize anyone?

It's Tonino!

- Tonino the sissy! - Show me !

This is not a big name, but I well bouclerais!

- Who do you say? - And one of the Alfa.

Federico Innocenzi, dit "talcum powder". - Borotalco!

Borotalco !

Let me look ! Wanted by the police of the world.

In connection with the most powerful drug trafficking organizations.

There is a premium of Narcotic Bureau!

- Do you remember ? - It's him !

One can go pinched in the villa.

Excellent idea ! Sound the Borotalco operation!

Goodbye...

Cover up, Baroness.

Do not overdo it! Do not abuse me!

vas-y!

Follow me !

- I always liked the brutal man. - Advance!

Embark them all!

accomplished drug operation.

Tie their hands and feet!

Amicucci agent, report.

Be careful Innocenzi.

Handcuff him good hands and feet!

- Innocenzi? - Innocenzi.

- Borotalco. - Borotalco.

I have not seen it.

- Borotalco is not there? - He is not there ?

- So ? - Farewell premium.

We took the smaller fish but not big.

We can always do a nice fry!

Stop your bullshit!

Forgive me, my dear.

You're welcome.

I was speaking figuratively.

Once the little ones are fried, the big draw.

They do not speak, they are bleak!

Come on, get!

Hi, my duck!

I await you there.

- Tarallo! - At your service !

- Commissioner? - Look who it is.

- Central to the Commissioner - Here the Antinori Commissioner.

Anna Tardioli is on the edge of a window of the prison,

Anna Tardioli?

It threatens to jump if it approaches,

How crazy!

- Where are you going ? - I arrive.

You say, Commissioner?

- I said ... I understand, yes. - Done!

I too am done!

Forever ! Hanging Up

All to jail! Come on, hurry!

Spread the photographers!

Brigadier !

What a mess !

- At your service. - So ?

All have tried: firefighters, the priest ...

- Where is she ? - Up there.

Leave me! I kill me!

Where did she go get?

Go or I throw myself!

What are you doing here ?

No one slept that night.

No one was free, so I came.

I'm beginning to be fed up with it. It's been two hours.

- I throw myself! - Let's get it!

- Do not touch me or I throw myself! - Stop your comedy.

Gianna! What are you doing ? Come down!

This is Amicucci!

I want to finish!

She's crazy!

- What is she doing ? - What do you want...

She's crazy?

Stop !

- What are we doing ? - How it is mounted?

- I personaly do not know. - Who sent it?

- It's not me, I swear ! - You swear ...

Go away ! I throw myself!

What? You put ? There is a suicidal!

Clear!

There is a drama and poses!

- I do not care, life! - What a mother!

Mum ? What are you doing ?

You brought him? You're crazy ?

It's me, mad?

With a child like that, you want to kill yourself?

Luigino! My c ?? ur! My treasure !

Thank you ! God bless you !

What are you doing ?

It's still a bird?

Come down immediately!

Close your legs, unhappy!

This is my bride! No pictures !

Strip paparazzi!

No statements or interviews! Clear or I'll boot!

Wait, I go!

It can drop from one moment to another, Come on, hurry!

Gianna! Close your legs! The world is watching you!

Close your legs, you can see your panties, slut!

I forgive you for the secret child your fault!

I forgive to the sidewalk during your free time!

But if you do not close your legs, I do not forgive you.

You came so far to tell me that crap?

I'm talking to you !

Get away ! Load it into the ambulance, quick!

- Let me, I'm fine! - No, you're wrong!

You're pale. Never mind, relax.

Get away ! Wear it gently.

Leave me alone !

Make way!

What do you want ?

Wait!

Stop!

Calm down and take off your clothes, I examine you.

That's enough.

You could break you something!

I'll tell you, me! Stopped !

You're in a trance. I have to examine you thoroughly.

- I have to see you ! - See what ?

You're a sex maniac!

I will use the strong manners!

Ah yes ?

Creve so!

What is going on ?

Everything is fine. Nothing happened.

What do we have to do ?

Call a doctor.

"Intimate secrets revealed police."

"Foreground on a courageous police."

"Spectacular Striptease of a female police officer."

Jackals!

Always scandals to increase volumes!

All volumes are increasing!

This girl terrorizes me!

Me, it excites me, I mean ... it drives me crazy!

Send her in.

Go get.

Come, I beg you.

- Did you see that ? - It's my fault ?

No, is well known.

You even been fine.

But the police were ridiculed.

I was rather hoping for promotion.

This unfortunate is saved by me, right?

Try to understand.

Personally, I thank you. But the ministry, they do not care.

They will see that the scandal, ridiculed the institutions.

They called me.

And they even told me your panties is not regulatory.

Now that I saved this poor woman,

you want to fire me, transfer me, judge me?

No, no ... You'll just light work,

simpler missions sedentary.

I do not want to sit.

You will be well established ...

We will find a solution.

Of course. This lady is gifted, meritorious and courageous.

So ? How we do it?

All ways will suit me.

A cop like me who has to take care of stolen motorbikes!

He also lost the little bird ...

- The who? - His.

The poor...

What? You've still lost?

No, I've never recovered.

Wait, I'm coming. I can do better.

How am I going to go up?

You two, help me.

Carry me.

What it is good!

So where is it?

He was there.

No problem. I'll catch him.

Gianna! What is she doing in uniform?

Borotalco !

Even the whores are in uniform!

I understand why everything goes.

- On behalf of the law, stop! - That's it, catch me!

And my little bird?

One day or another, I catch him, your little bird! Promised!

Hurry up, follow it!

- And the bird? - Shut up and up!

What are you doing here ?

I know. Stop !

Slow down, cornering!

They cross anyhow.

- I'm cold ! - Call the center!

Central! Central!

Attends !

Here the Commissioner.

We continue Borotalco.

Okay, do not lose sight of, we'll be right there!

- She will not let go, huh? - Let's hope so.

Attention to the corner!

This time, we can say goodbye to the 13th month.

What I will say to the boss?

Hurry up !

I fall, I fall!

They were going to kill me! Offenders!

I had just bought the newspaper!

Accelerates, I tell you. Exceed them!

Get there before Antinori!

But it's Moretti!

He overtook us. He'll have us! Go ahead !

Do not worry, I'm on it!

Based on the accelerator! Exceed them!

They are racing now?

What idiots!

He turned around?

And U.S ? We're going to the beach ?

If you lose, I withdraw the license you! Am Commissioner!

Honey, with you, I like traveling.

This car works less well,

we must change the carburetor. - Yes.

Well ?

Goodbye.

Here it is !

What hover!

- What, are you tired? - A little.

What nerve, it was me who was driving!

I have a heavy head.

You're under arrest, Borotalco.

- Let's go. - Or ?

This is an opportunity to stress

the courage and spirit of sacrifice

of all law enforcement, without exception,

attached to lead the fight against rising crime,

in defense of the security and freedom of citizens.

In recognition, so we want to reward

acts of great value to those men

and especially women female police force,

as Miss Gianna Amicucci.

Which has contributed, through his courageous act,

to extinguish and smother one of the most dangerous outbreaks

crime in this city.

Hold your tongue!

It is with immense joy,

with emotion and gratitude that we prepare

to decorate the gold

the agent of police C. Amick,

which aroused the admiration of all civil authorities,

military and religious of the country.

Farm these legs. Everyone watches,

even members!

For once he is healthy!

... demonstrating indifference to danger and admirable self-denial,

serves its Italian citizen duties.

- Mr. Moretti? Help me to applaud. - Of course !

Are you crying, Daddy?

Come, Miss.

No, you sit.

- Yes ... - My compliments.

- Congratulations. - Thank you sir.

All right, girl. Keep it up.

Beautiful and talented.

And good.

Beautiful, talented and good.

Where I put you? To the right or to the left ?

Where you put it, it will be fine.

Very true, Your Eminence.

We will put it here.

His bird is out!

This time, I'll catch it!

Come here !

What is going on !

Here it is !

- Tarallo! - At your service !

Form a team of catchers and put yourself on the hunt!

Here it is !

What is this mess?

Calm down ! We are not in parliament!

I catch, Commissioner!

Get away ! Let me pass.

My little bird !

Antinori, do not shout like that!

Come here !

- I go ! Bring the ladder! - Tarallo! The scale for Amicucci!

Gianna ! Descends !

- Tarallo! Hold on ! - At your service.

Kiss my ass !

Do not touch it ! I'm taking care of it !

Silence !

Man ?? out slow encircling ...

Slowly...

Let's go!

Go ahead with your rough hands.

Oh no ! The bird, it is I who take it!

I got it !

She finally got it!

She finally managed to take a bird in hand.

Subtitles: Christophe Lartilleux for VIDÉODIO