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- Two, three, clap to the left.

Two, three, clap to the right.

Two, three, clap.

Get your hips involved.

And to the right.

Company hall, thank you.

This is all for the benefit

of Molokai Children's Hospital Fund, folks.

A big hand.

- Excuse me, ladies.

Somebody very important outside would like to see you.

- I have made a six-figure donation

to the children's hospital fund in your names.

It's designated posthumously.

I know you two are government agents.

You have caused my organization so much misery, grief.

I am compelled to kill you.

- You kill us, you won't get 10 yards from here.

- Please, don't think of me so crude.

I am a sportsman, a hunter.

I enjoy a good challenge.

How about you?

- Can't get enough of a good challenge.

- It's what I live for.

- Enough of this.

I have hired six teams of assassins.

They are the very best.

You are their quarry.

- Why go to all this trouble to kill us?

- Your skills are legendary.

It would undermine my reputation for fair play

if we should end your illustrious lives

without first giving you an opportunity

to use all your resources

which you have so painstakingly cultivated.

- So, this challenge, this game,

is to satisfy your sense of honor?

- My sense of humor.

- You're mad.

- You are dead!

The game begins at noon tomorrow.

You will know all you need to know about me by game's end,

or perhaps you will learn more than you need to know

if you die before the game ends.

I shall be watching with great interest.

- Who are you?

- Masakana Kaneshiro.

You Americans like to call me Kane.

I hurt my ankle.

- Not now.

Later.

Come on, lean on me.

- This hot water's gonna be great for my ankle.

Besides, don't you do your best thinking in here?

- Do you have a problem with that?

- No, I was just checking.

- I think it's time to inform Lucas.

- I want you both out of there by dawn.

Head over here to Las Vegas.

Norm G's doing business about 20 miles outside of town.

He has a device I know will come in handy.

- Where should we go from there?

- I'm gonna need some time to formulate a plan.

Norm will give you your orders when you get there.

Donna, if Kane revealed himself to you,

he intends to see you dead.

You're in a do or die situation.

- Well, it won't be the first time.

- You ladies are in some hot water, so cover your ass.

- The laser microchip Lew attached

to Donna Hamilton's wristwatch

transmits a signal to us via satellite.

Our team will have a microchip as well.

I've programmed the computer to respond to the command

via electronic tracking mechanism.

The red light represents the two women.

The green light represents our team.

- Perfect.

- Yes?

- Hey, man.

I've returned to my headquarters in Honolulu.

- We're ready here, sir.

- Good.

Let the games begin.

- This is gonna be easy.

- Yeah.

Nicole, check out that helicopter.

What the hell is he up to?!

Donna, he's got a gun!

Duck!

- Go around and drop!

There!

- Good shot, Nicole.

- Nothing to it.

- Come on.

- It's only 8:00 a.m.

and that son of a bitch said we had until noon!

- Look at the bright side, we won the first round.

- Shiatsu helps to prevent illness.

It's a wonderful tension breaker.

It calls forth all the innate self-curative forces.

It helps to maintain a healthy body

just with the strength of my touch.

- I have a clear picture of the effects of your touch.

It arouses all of my senses.

- Yes.

You will feel a great self-awareness

between the points I touch

and the spirit of your gorgeous body.

We'll finish shiatsu later, hm?

Team One is terminated.

The ladies are very good and survived the first test.

- We're like sitting ducks up here.

- We'll be landing in Honolulu in just a few minutes.

- I'm really afraid this time.

- You have every right to be, Nicole.

Honolulu Tower, this is November niner niner 786

requesting permission to land.

Roger, you're clear.

Runway six west.

- We'd better hurry.

We've only got an hour to change our clothes

and catch our plane to Vegas.

- You're right. Let's go.

- Now, you live in this area the whole time?

Oh, yeah, lived here and Omaha.

- Yeah, that's great.

Yeah.

- Hey, we got a Captain Bruce Christian out here?!

Yeah, that's me.

- You got a telephone call inside.

- Looks like you've been busted.

- On my day off?

Did you fly in directly from Las Vegas?

- I got in less than an hour ago.

- Lucas, I'd like you to meet Colonel Richard Esteban, Rico.

- Pleased to meet you, Colonel.

I'm undercover, Secret Service, State Department.

I requested you for this project.

- Is this a military operation?

- No.

Both you and Captain Christian

are less than a year away from early retirement.

My department has the power to authorize

that retirement effective immediately.

This assignment comes with hazardous duty pay.

To begin, you and Captain Christian will fly to Las Vegas.

- Don't I have anything to say about this?

- Say yes.

- Yes.

- Check the glove box.

We're set.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the 14th annual QSAA Fly-In

here at El Dorado Dry Lake, Nevada.

We're gonna have some giant-scale planes flying.

QSAA, meaning Quarter Scale Association of America,

means that the airplanes have to be 1/4

the scale of a real aircraft, or larger,

or have a minimum wingspan of 96 inches.

These model aircraft are constructed of silk,

balsa wood, dope, fiberglass.

It's also a hobby for the whole family.

We hope you enjoy the show today out here,

and you're gonna see some of the biggest

and prettiest planes from around the world.

Right now, on the lake bed,

we'd like to ask all pilots

to please form in pilot formation

and turn all transmitters in.

- Ava, they've arrived in Vegas.

They're within a five-mile range of here.

That all spectators please stay back.

We ask that all pilots make sure you keep

your airplanes on the ready line.

Largest organizations in the United States

for giant-scale airplanes.

It's also a subdivision of the Academy of Model Aeronautics.

On a roll and takeoff, the beautiful Spacewalker.

This beautiful 1/3 scale aircraft

is constructed of balsa wood and silk and dope structure.

It's a kit that's available at your local hobby shops.

One hobby shop that has it

is called Tony & Addie Hobby Lobby in Burbank.

The Spacewalker, this airplane's powered

by a Sachs Dolmar engine, producing a wing-over right now,

and is flying with four channels.

Got one channel for ailerons for roll.

- Sorry, ladies.

This area's restricted.

- Give it a rest, Norm.

- Well, I'll be damned.

You made it.

That's good work.

- They're here.

Let's get ready.

- Come on over here.

I have something for you.

- You've been waiting a long time for this.

- This baby's gonna even the score.

I'm gonna blow their tits off.

- That should make Kane very happy.

- I want him to be impressed.

This is a scale model of a UH-1B Huey helicopter.

- Looks like your best work.

- Well, thank you.

These are the controls.

Let me know how they work for you.

Complete operating instructions

are in this green carrying case.

Now, there's a twin Cessna waiting for you

at the Henderson Airport.

- We'll check in with Lucas once we're airborne.

- It will take me a few minutes

to disassemble this and to box it.

- Let's step outside and check out the airshow.

- Okay.

All press people, all press people out there,

these people on the line one, please step back.

There's a P-51 Mustang taking off right now.

This Nosen P-51 Mustang is 1/3 scale,

powered by a Sachs Dolmar 3.6 engine, weighing 14 pounds.

Airplane is pulling up over into a roll,

into the upright position.

P-51 Mustang, Cadillac of skies.

Pulling up into another vertical is a biplane.

This biplane is the Extra biplane.

You notice he hesitated there on the roll.

He's straightened it out.

He's pulling up the elevator.

He's back to level flying.

Coming by for a nice inverted pass, the Spacewalker.

This is the 230 Extra flying by, the red and white airplane.

All of a sudden, his engine quits.

We've got a dead sticker here.

Watch him land it.

Nice three-point landing.

We'd like to note, that on the ready line,

that all airplanes please stay in correct order.

All airplanes stay in correct order,

and that some of you pilots move the plane in front of you.

Each pilot's responsible for his own.

Go.

Remember, we're going under

the flight safety rules, the AMA and the QSAA.

For your safety, please stay behind the area

and no smoking around the aircraft.

- There they go.

Let's get 'em.

- You drive, I'll shoot.

There they are.

- We're pretty vulnerable out here.

You think we should worry?

- Hell yes!

What?

Oh, damn!

- Go!

There they are!

- Who do you suppose helped us?

- Chalk one up for the good guys.

- Yeah!

Nice shot, Rico.

- There is no way we're gonna explain this.

- Where the hell are they going?

I got to fix this dune buggy.

- Look.

I'm not taking any chances.

- Hey, Nicole!

Hang on, we're supposed to go with ya!

- Allow me to introduce you two.

Maybe you already met.

- I'm Donna Hamilton.

Thank you.

- Colonel Richard Esteban.

I've heard about you.

- It's a good line, soldier.

Just might work.

- Shiatsu has given these hands the power of life.

My electronic toys are giving me the power to control money.

I have entrusted the power of death to others.

I hope it was not a mistake.

- We need to contact Lucas on the satellite phone.

- I'll make the call.

- Talk to me.

- We're on our way to Louisiana.

We should touch down at Ellerbe Airstrip by dawn.

- Do you need an update?

I heard you all had some company in Las Vegas.

- Good news travels fast.

Anything more to tell?

- No, nothing you don't already know.

- All right, we'll convene at Big Pines Lodge noon tomorrow.

- Good, it's remote and safe.

- What about transportation?

It'll be waiting for you when you get there.

- What about our team?

- I'm on it.

♪ My love for you, my darling, is too pure ♪

♪ I will come to you ♪

♪ Down in the bayou, that's where we'll meet ♪

♪ Under the plant of a hanging pea ♪

♪ That's where I'll give you all of my sweet ♪

♪ Love, down in the bayou ♪

♪ Down in the bayou, that's where we'll go ♪

♪ In the heat of the night with the moon all aglow ♪

♪ That's where I'm planning to getting to know ♪

♪ You, down in the bayou ♪

♪ Creole man, keep you under a spell ♪

♪ My love for you, my darling, is too pure ♪

♪ I will come to you ♪

♪ Down in the bayou, that's where we'll meet ♪

♪ Under the plant of a hanging pea ♪

♪ That's where I'll give you all of my sweet ♪

♪ Love, down in the bayou ♪

♪ Down in the bayou, that's where we'll go ♪

♪ In the heat of the night with the lights all aglow ♪

♪ That's where I'm planning to getting to know ♪

♪ You, down in the bayou ♪

♪ Down in the bayou ♪

Hey, baby.

What do you say me and you go cut a rug.

- No, you know I can't dance.

Besides, we have a new assignment.

- I'm ready.

I'm ready.

I was really getting tired of all you had to race in

of this faceless crowd.

- Edy, I'm serious.

Our loves may be in danger.

- Doesn't matter.

I'm a trained professional.

Anyways, I can handle it.

- Come on.

We got to go, right now.

- I'm out the door.

- Are you with me?

- Yes.

- Be ready in a minute.

Honey, what were you saying?

- That we have a new assignment.

- Then wipe that smirk off your face and get in the shower.

You know, it's really a wonder I ever get

anything done around here.

- Kane's assassins have been uncanny in tracking us.

We've got a pretty good view from here,

but don't let your guard down.

We copy, Nicole.

We're with you all the way.

- They're almost here, man.

Got to get ready.

- Raz, we can't afford to screw this up.

- Hey, Ernie, don't sweat it, man.

This plan is gonna work if you don't get carried away.

- You know, when this is over,

we'll be on a whole new plateau.

- Yeah, something like this will go over

real big in the Apple.

- Oh, we'll be considered artists.

- Wouldn't that be nice?

- Mm.

I'm going to make the best damn catfish in the world, man.

- That's good, Ernie.

Just remember to say y'all at the end of a sentence.

You're supposed to be Cajun, Hebert.

- Right, Bodreaux.

I'm going to make the best damn

catfish in New Orleans, y'all.

- It's New Orleans, Hebert.

Mm, better put some more almonds in there, man.

Didn't quite cover the taste.

- Mm, right.

And we call this the catfish amandine,

so's they won't know about our secret ingredient, man.

- Uh-uh.

- Y'all.

- Hey, Bobby Ray. - Hey, Bruce.

- I'd like you to meet a couple of friends of mine.

Nicole, Donna, Rico.

Hi.

- Y'all want something to eat?

I got some fine catfish.

- I'm starving.

- By the way, does Molly still cook for you?

- No, she got a call this morning,

her sister done took sick,

but I got two boys from New Orleans.

Bodreaux, Hebert, y'all come in here, you hear?

- I hope y'all got the hungries

'cause we whipped you up something real good, guaranteed.

- Since y'all are Bobby Ray's special guests,

Hebert here cooked up an old family recipe.

- Catfish amandine.

Mm!

- Um, I think I'd prefer the catfish lemon myself.

- Mm, now that sounds good.

- Catfish lemon all around.

- Catfish lemon?

Y'all can get a catfish lemon

in any cheap joint in New Orleans.

Y'all can't find my recipe in no cookbook, uh-uh.

- What the man is trying to say, y'all,

is you got an old-fashioned recipe they'd trade for

when his ancestors settled into Cajun country.

Ain't that right, Hebert?

- Yeah.

- What the heck, when in Rome.

- The catfish amandine will do fine.

Could you bring out some extra lemons?

- Excuse us, y'all, why we go fire up this baby for y'all.

- But onion go better than the lemon.

- See you. - Enjoy your food, folks.

- Lucas and Edy are driving here from Dallas.

- Shane will be arriving by boat.

He's been filling in the new operative, Atlanta Lee.

It's her first job with the agency.

- There, mm-hm.

- Mm, here comes the food.

- Thanks.

- Hey, that looks good.

- Mm-hm, sure does.

- Catfish amandine.

Thank you. - Here you go, y'all.

- Oh, look at the Kitty.

Hey, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Are you hungry?

So cute.

Good boy.

Here's some more.

There you go.

- I want you at your best.

- What you're saying is you never get a second chance

to make a first impression.

Bonnie, can I have some lemons, please?

- I wonder what's taking the rest of them

so long to get here.

Don't touch your food!

The cat's dead.

- The guys in the kitchen.

Come on, let's go!

Back this way!

Watch out for 'em!

- We quit.

- Y'all!

- Y'all fired.

- Lucas, you see two guys come outta here?

- Grab that!

- Hold that!

- Looks a little low!

Cover you from the plane!

- Over there.

I think we lost them.

- We got to get outta here, fast!

Yeah, let's go in here, come on.

- Lucas.

See anything?

Nothing.

- Think we lost them, guys.

Where the hell can they be?

- There's a boat!

Let's take it, come on.

Hey, you know how to work this thing?

No, but it beats swimming.

Let's get in.

- Look it, there they are!

Oh, they're getting in the boat!

- I see 'em!

I think we can get them from here.

- Hold on.

- There's a plane!

- Just act natural, like we're fishing or something.

We got no fishing poles!

Grenade!

- Over there, let's go.

Freeze!

Drop 'em.

- Y'all boys aren't doing too well, are ya?

Gotten six to you, and you've killed a cat.

Ow.

All right!

Yeah!

Good work.

Good job.

- My friend here is gonna drive you to Dallas

and put you on ice for a few years,

so just sit back and enjoy the scenery.

- Terrific.

- Should've used lemons.

Cats hate lemon.

- Lemon, y'all.

- Well, that takes care of team number three.

- Three more to go.

Tonight's meeting was really a success.

- Of course.

All my meetings are a success.

We must keep in mind that our business here in Hawaii

is the first step towards manipulating

the American stock market.

It's very simple, really.

It has to do with a game I call risk tolerance.

- Risk tolerance?

- Mm.

For instance, in the game of commerce,

the risk tolerance is money.

In the game of death,

the risk tolerance is human life.

In the game of romance,

the risk tolerance is you.

Come.

I could use some shiatsu.

- Kane is sly.

The only information we got out of the two

that we nailed today was that they didn't receive

their orders until late last night.

- In the same time frame as we did.

- It could be that Kane has operatives inside the agency.

- Could be.

We'll cut off all contact with Washington

till further notice.

- But if we can't trust the agency, who can we trust?

- Each other.

Maybe not even that.

- I'm afraid Lucas has a point.

- Where does that leave us?

- Well, this area's way too hot.

Edy, the house on Cross Lake?

- Does anyone outside of this group know this place?

No, no one.

- Good.

- We need to cover Donna and Nicole.

Can you get us some rifles with night scopes?

Yes.

- How's the security at Cross Lake?

- Tight as a drum.

Edy and I spent some time there.

Hell, the walls are even soundproofed.

- That's good to know.

- Good luck, Corporal.

- That's Colonel.

- Not when I get through with you.

- Better get some sleep.

Bobby Ray has a speedboat.

We'll leave before dawn.

We'll be harder to trail in the dark.

- Want you to see what Norm G had for us.

- That's nice.

I got something for you.

- I'm on duty, Colonel.

- Can this be the end of Little Rico?

- How are you felling now?

Mm.

- It says here there are 200 bones in the human body.

Make that 201.

- Not for long.

- This is it, gang.

Look around you.

We can't trust anybody but each other.

This is the Cross Lake house, folks.

Let's set up watch.

Bruce, you're up first.

Fine.

All right, I'll relieve you in four hours.

Rico, will you take over at dawn?

You bet.

- What?

No glasses?

- No frills.

- I thought you're supposed to pour the salt on my hand.

- You were wrong.

- All quiet so far, Colonel.

- All right, get inside, get some sleep.

I'll take over.

Mm, feels good.

Yeah.

- That's them.

I'll take out the blonde, first.

- Hey, Donna, how about a cigarette, please.

Sure.

- Bye-bye, baby.

- Damn it, you missed!

Let's get the hell outta here.

Get inside, get Lucas!

Later. - What the hell

are you doing?!

I am a United States federal agent.

I have 30 confirmed kills

and four presidential commendations.

You cannot treat me like one of your bimbos.

- I knew that.

- You knew that.

Right.

- Let's go!

- Split up!

Mm-hm.

- I don't believe it,

he's putting up baseballs against my shotgun?

What's wrong, jerk-off?!

You outta bullets?!

- What happened?

- Bastard hit my best pitch.

I should've thrown him a slider.

- I'll get it.

Yes?

Your tea is ready.

- Tea time.

- Perhaps now is the right time

for us to reintroduce ourselves to our opponents?

- Not yet.

Silk, tea at bedroom.

He does his best thinking there.

- I understand.

It's all set, Colonel.

Rifles with night scopes are ready for pickup.

Spot is four miles east of Fisherman's Dock.

It'll take two hours each way.

We'll maintain radio contact.

- It's too late for you to return in daylight today.

Sun rises at 6:15 a.m.

Can you be back by 8:15 tomorrow morning?

- Piece of cake.

- Good.

Synchronize your watches.

- Uh, what watch?

- Here, take mine.

They'll be okay.

Nicole and I are the targets.

- Follow me, the guns have been placed just up ahead.

These are beauties.

- We'll stand guard from above.

We'll meet back at the boat at dawn.

- Let's go.

Oh, my god, they're shooting at us!

- Keep it steady, Lucas!

Can I have some help, Please?!

- What do you want me to do?!

Park it so you can shoot straight?!

- It's a lot to ask, but that would help!

- If you were like this in bed,

half the girls in Texas would still be virgins!

Shane, you shot a duck!

- The sight on this sucker must be a little high.

- Lucas, we better take over!

- All you had to do was ask.

- Yeah!

- Now, Lew and Chen.

Right.

Looks like you hit rough waters.

- Worse than that.

- Say bye-bye to Mr. Kane's attempt number five.

- We're almost home free.

Almost.

How did that son of a bitch Kane

know you were going to pick up the guns?

- We got to get outta here.

This location's just getting too hot.

- Yeah, our best bet is my place in Dallas.

They may know where I am,

but that doesn't mean they can get in.

- Then let's go.

We get hazardous duty pay for this.

I hope we live long enough to spend it.

- Well, what do you think?

- Works for me.

- Our lives are in danger

and he's playing Marlon Brando from The Wild One.

- You got to love him.

All right, folks, let's come on out.

- It's uncanny, Kane knows every move we make.

- And either he has the damnedest intelligence in the world,

or one of us is a mole.

- Perhaps Atlanta should be isolated for now.

- Who the hell are you to point a finger at me?

If anybody here has a problem with my credentials,

I'll take a transfer,

but I'm not about to sit In a corner like a good little girl

while you try to figure out what color hat I should wear.

- Well, I- - Hold it!

I personally selected Atlanta and Rico to join us here,

and I stand behind that choice.

Let's have a little dinner and talk this out.

- Ow!

That watch just burned me.

- Hey, look at this.

The microwaves from the oven

are causing the watch to heat up.

- That's my watch.

I loaned it to Edy.

- Be careful, it's hot.

- That's how Kane's been tracking us,

by satellite from the location of this laser microchip.

- That explains the attempt against us on the speedboat.

The computer couldn't tell us apart.

- Nobody else has input access to this satellite channel

until now.

This better be good.

- Oh, it will be.

The ladies are extraordinary,

even surpassed my own expectations.

Tomorrow, final day of challenge.

I propose hand-to-hand combat, one-on-one.

Your women face my men.

- Face this.

- I want them, Lucas.

- Who's army are you in, Nicole?

- That's not fair.

- From where I stand, you're either in or you're in the way.

- Hey, the game's not over yet.

You can bet Team Six is on the way.

It's time we play by our rules.

- Gentlemen.

You leave for the mainland in one hour.

- Mind if I join you?

- Think you can keep up with me?

- Yes.

- Satellite line to Kane is still open.

- Speak to me, you son of a bitch.

- River Road East.

Go four miles, turn north.

Go a quarter of a mile.

They will find you.

- Norm G's device is ready and waiting.

That way.

- Why are you doing this to me?!

You don't even know who I am!

- I don't know you?

Who are you?

- I'm Batman.

I'm Batman.

You got to love it.

Let's go.

Come on.

Come on!

Get up!

Let's go!

- This time, no more nice guy.

They're out there somewhere.

We'll find them.

We can't outfight them.

Can't outsmart them.

I'm scared, Donna.

Whatever made us think we could win the game?

Maybe they won't find us in here.

Find us here.

It's our last hope.

Otherwise, we're dead.

Shh, be quiet.

I can see them. - What's going on here?

Look, look.

The watch!

I wonder where they are.

We lost them?

What's that noise?!

Look!

What the hell is going on?

What is that?!

- This was supposed to be hand-to-hand combat.

- Here's my hand.

- Here's mine.

- I got your hand-to-hand.

- We start fresh tomorrow and try to nail Kane, right?

- We know where he is now.

- We traced him through a satellite phone transmission.

- We have him linked to one of our

electronic tracking devices.

- And we persuaded Kane's companion, Silk,

to cooperate with us.

We've got a real lethal weapon working for us now.

Relax, I have a surprise for you.

Is this the microchip?

- Yes. - I know what to do.

- I can't believe I lost the game.

I'm so disgraced.

- I have this crystal for you.

It will protect your soul's light force,

forever keeping you safe.

And if that doesn't work,

I have other things in mind for you.

- What would I ever do without you?

- You'll never be without me.

- Too bad we didn't locate Kane earlier.

- Yeah, we could've saved ourselves a lot of grief.

- Well, now that we do have him tagged, we go after him.

- No, not quite.

We have other plans.

- Rico and I discussed this.

We have Kane isolated.

We'll know all his moves.

We'll be able to trace him and his accomplices.

- By keeping him active,

we can disrupt his ass anywhere in the world at any time.

- Works for me.

I love the action.

Invincible federal agent by day,

irresistible country western singer by night.

More or less.

- How do you feel about this, Shane?

- I can't get over it.

I shot a duck.

Flying full speed.

- I can verify that.

It'll look good on your resume.

- Word from Washington is that everyone's resume looks good

after this operation.

- I knew that.

- You knew that?

- I knew that.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

♪ Down in the bayou, that's where we'll meet ♪

♪ Under the plant of a hanging pea ♪

♪ That's where I'll give you all of my sweet ♪

♪ Love, down in the bayou ♪

♪ Down in the bayou, that's where we'll go ♪

♪ In the heat of the night with the moon all aglow ♪

♪ That's where I'm planning to getting to know ♪

♪ You, down in the bayou ♪

♪ Creole man, keep you under a spell ♪

♪ My love for you, my darling, is too pure ♪

♪ I will come to you ♪

♪ Down in the bayou, that's where we'll meet ♪

♪ Under the plant of a hanging pea ♪

♪ That's where I'll give you all my sweet ♪

♪ Love, down in the bayou ♪

♪ Down in the bayou, that's where we'll go ♪

♪ In the heat of the night with the lights all aglow ♪

♪ That's where I'm planning to getting to know ♪

♪ You, down in the bayou ♪

♪ Down in the bayou ♪