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I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be ready.

Lacey, I didn't see you there.

You're up late.

Eh, bills.

And you look a little like Red Riding Hood in that outfit.

That's so weird.

I was just saying that.

Wasn't I just saying that?

Um, Lacey, my friend Michelle, we met at an acting class.

No, we didn't. We met at the bar, remember, when I spilled that mojito on

Fascinating. End of the month, huh?

I get drunk when I do my bills, too.

And vino verda.

She speaks Espanol!

It's Latin, actually, and wine is the truth.

Come on.

Keep it real long.

Truth is...

I'm broke.

Oh, my.

Grandma, what nice breasts you have.

All the better to bump in your face, my dear.

Hitches keep on coming.

If you could, I would totally make it worth your while.

Mm -hmm.

12 outstanding invoices to be checked, and not one of them is due yet.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. No, no, that's great.

Okay, I'll see you this afternoon.

Got one.

Already said we can come by this afternoon and get the check.

Great. How much is the O?

Um, well, it's not exactly a gold rush, but should get us by another week.

A week?

We're lucky.

Dude, I thought selling underwear to an over -sex society would have been this

difficult.

Wait, hold on. You're over -sex?

Hardly. But my roommate's making up for both of us.

She was all dressed up like Little Red Riding Hood last night.

I half expect her to come home with the three little pigs tonight.

Right. Well, hey, listen.

There's more important things in life than money.

Right?

Did you ever notice it's always people who don't have money that say that?

Yeah.

I thought you had some buyer that was all hot to invest. What happened?

Yeah, still waiting to hear from his partner.

Not banking on it.

Jeffrey, get out of the shot. You, that outfit, I die. I just, I die. D -I -E,

die. Can you die a little over to the right, please?

How's it going?

You had to leave him in charge.

Uh, Lacey, you have a visitor.

Oh, hi, Rick.

Hi.

Just one sec.

Are you okay?

We're done here, right?

I was thinking of taking... Done? Absolutely.

Rachel, you can go to the back and get dressed.

Jeffrey, you can keep the phone.

Rick, hi.

Uh, hi.

You really need to stop saying that.

Did I get you in a bad time?

No, no, no, no, no. It's just business as usual here in the house of naked

and bossy queens.

I heard that.

Hello, Rick. What's up?

Oh, I just came by to recheck there was no structural damage.

It's standard procedure. I always come by and check, you know, after there's

been an incident.

Oh, of course.

Got to keep it safe, right?

Go ahead.

Need any help?

I think I got it. Thanks.

What was that all about?

Nothing. Routine check.

Uh -huh.

Lacey's never that nervous around me. That's because you don't have a uniform.

If you want, I could help you put together a little... Ensemble.

Morning.

Morning.

I'll never understand how a white guy could play the blues so well. It's easy.

It's called unemployment.

Yeah. You know, I was supposed to drop off our rent yesterday.

You running short?

Landlord Doc made us that thing with the heater.

Well, it did break it.

It was already broken.

Then you tried to fix it, and the thing exploded.

Don't be dramatic.

It was only a slight rupture.

Don't worry. I'll have my part covered today.

Heading to work?

Yeah, bar's being restocked this morning.

Gotta go over inventory numbers.

That sounds like fun.

Oh, yeah.

Living the dream.

Sure don't want to give it a shot?

That job's bound to make you good at playing the blues.

No, thanks.

I'll check you later.

Bye, Joanne.

Goodbye, Russ.

write a song for me? I've got one.

Really? That's sweet.

Let me hear it.

Joanne, Joanne, she was a sex fiend.

Okay, shut up.

She could never get enough.

She needed a porno magazine. Okay, if you've got enough energy to whack off,

then you have enough energy for me.

Cool. I dig a chick with low standards.

Oh, you're such a perv.

So, do you think I get to meet Lacey today?

Whoa.

Don't bring up a dude's sister when he's trying to get it on.

You said you'd introduce me.

See if she'd use me for one of her modeling gigs.

Now? After what just happened?

When, then?

Later, after she calms down about the fire? When?

In a couple days, okay?

Better make it soon or you'll really be singing the blues.

Wow.

table

It's been ages since I've been shopping.

I haven't seen you inside of a nail salon in... I thought you wanted out of

office. I'm multitasking.

Shit! What?

I have to head over to my editor's office.

What about lunch?

Oh, my wait will thank me later.

Oh, no, no, no.

You made a deal.

You made a deal.

Call him back. He's going to have to wait.

I can't. Yes, you can.

Um, I can't because... Oh, I know, because you're a fast -talking type A

doesn't have time for struggling friends anymore.

No, because you have my Blackberry.

Oh.

And I won't call because he's meeting with Phoebe Lawrence.

What does that have to do with you?

Well, it gives me the opportunity to unexpectedly barge into his office.

He'll have no choice but to introduce me to her, and then I'll have met the most

powerful fashion critic in New York.

He doesn't throw you out first.

Cormac wouldn't do that.

Why so sure?

We're beginning to have a special working relationship.

You're incorrigible.

I'm ambitious.

You're pushy. Oh.

I'm sorry I didn't mean that.

I've been so stressed.

Okay.

I am pushy. One of my best features.

Okay. I got time for a quick lunch. Something green?

That's cute.

Oh. Think that'd look good on me?

Oh, yeah.

Lacey!

Hey, Lacey!

Seems you've got a fan.

Wow, Rick, twice in one day.

Admit it. You're following me. You walked up to her sport.

Sorry about barging in earlier.

So why'd you decide to do it again?

But the chief had me in the neighborhood anyway, so I figured... Oh, no, I'm

glad you came by.

Wouldn't want to... Well, you wouldn't want to have another fire.

Oh, dear God, get a room.

Well, it's just seeming to be busy, you know, working with your boyfriend.

Can we spell fishing?

Oh, Jason.

We're just friends.

With benefits.

What?

This is Marilyn.

Don't mind her. She has a pension deficit disorder.

Okay.

Lacey, you want to go out sometime?

Soon?

I'd love to.

Give me a call.

Just stop by.

Okay. Great.

Bye. Don't get run over by a car or anything.

What in the hell was that about?

What? I liked him.

Sarcasm is how I relate.

He's cute.

In a rugged, slide me down your fireman's pole kind of way.

Okay, now I'm starving.

What do you want to eat?

I don't get it. You sleep with half the town.

I'm not jealous.

It's an open relationship.

Oh, then what's the... She was never like that, ever, with me.

Not once, not even the first time.

Like what? Nice?

Sweet? Caring? No, you know, like, um, nervous.

You heard her.

Her mouth barely worked around that guy. I told you. It's just the uniform.

No, it's not.

It's me.

Oh, Lord.

Here, have mine.

Suddenly, I'm Butch and you're a pussy boy.

What?

A pussy boy?

I'm just opening up, you know, discussing my feelings. Well, stop it.

It's very unattractive.

I thought that... That what?

I took you out to hear your endless blubbering?

Man up.

Hey, can I have my beer back?

That should cover my part of the rent.

Am I interrupting?

Huh?

No, no. She just keeps looking over here.

Go talk to her.

I'm working up to it.

You're working up to it?

How?

Standing there like a stalker?

Glancing over, never saying anything?

If this was a movie, you'd probably be wearing red sneaks and a hoodie.

Hey, you get girls your way, I get mine.

Okay, Romeo.

Prove it.

It's rent, double or nothing.

Okay, go get her.

Not yet.

What are you waiting for?

You know, I was joking earlier when I talked about that stalker thing, but if

you actually plan on cornering her in the parking lot, we need to have a sit

-down.

I'm just waiting for a friend to get up and go to the bathroom or something.

Pack mentality.

But what if she goes into the bathroom with them?

She won't.

How do you know?

Okay, fine.

I'll shut up.

Show me how it's done.

Watch and learn.

Hey. Hi. I'm Russ.

Cheryl. So your friends left you all alone?

It was the only way to come over.

Don't mind him. His seizures are very sad.

Dad, he just lost a lot of money.

I don't. It's okay.

We're both raking it in. I bet my friends that you wouldn't have come over

unless I left.

Can I buy you a drink?

It's on me.

Am I the kind of girl? You have no idea.

Fuck yeah.

Yes.

My fucking hair.

Thank you.

Double or nothing?

What's the bet?

Thought you have enough money for another round.

Let's do it.

Fuck yeah.