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[theme music playing]

[groaning]

[smacks lips]

Ah, my achin' head.

What happened last night?

[exclaims in disgust]

This water don't smell right.

[sniffs]

[gags]

Matter of fact,

kinda smells like...

[Elmer] ♪ Wabbit stew ♪

♪ Wabbit stew ♪

♪ Wabbit, wabbit Wabbit stew ♪

Eh, what's cookin', Doc?

I'm making wabbit stew for my big date tonight.

So, uh...

you're what's cookin'.

[laughing]

[screams] Me?

That's, uh, quite the predicament.

♪ Wabbit stew For my sweetie-poo ♪

Whoa! Oh-oh. Steamy!

Geez Louise!

I guess it's going to be a blind date,

'cause you're gonna blind your date

with the glare off of your chrome dome.

I'm not bald!

Well, maybe I'm thinning a little.

You know what, Doc?

I think I can help ya.

Help me what?

Regrow your hair!

Oh, sure, Wabbit.

Why don't you show me, after I eat you?

Just take a minute with the brochure.

My patent-pending, multi-step

hair-rejuvenation procedure

guarantees results, Doc!

And who knows more about hair than a hare?

Picture it now! The doorbell rings.

She's right outside.

- You open the door, and blam! - [metal clangs]

She sees your dashing

[coughs] face,

surrounded by silky,

golden locks.

She'll be smitten.

- [wolf-whistle] - Hiya, toots!

[woman] Oh! What a man!

So, whaddaya say, Doc?

Want me to help you out, or what?

Oh, boy! I'm in!

[Bugs] Step one is tenderize.

We gotta loosen up those crusty ol' follicles

with a good old-fashioned scalp massage.

Okay, but no funny business, Wabbit.

Wouldn't dream of it.

- Now, hold your head like this! - [neck snaps]

Oh!

Oh, that feels pwetty good!

[mumbling gibberish]

Ow!

[screaming]

Ohh!

What's goin' on back there?

[in Italian accent] Hey-a! Don't you worry a little thing there, eh, Doc.

This is all a part of the procedure, huh?

Hey-a, in you go!

Hold it, Wabbit! I don't have any hair yet.

And I'm starting to think you might be messin' with me.

[in normal voice] Eh, don't get all hot under the collar, Doc.

That was just step one.

Step two is energize.

Energize?

Yeah, first, I must apply this conductive gel,

so youse get a nice, even treatment across the scalp.

You may feel a little pinch.

Yow!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

You want hair, don't ya?

Fine, just hurry!

But of course, Doc. Okay, let 'er rip!

[engine starts]

- [electricity crackling] - [yelping]

[coughs]

You twicked me, Wabbit!

My date's gonna be here, and I still don't have hair.

Don't worry, Doc.

The brochure says step three is improvise.

Impwovise?

Improvise!

Huh? Where did he go?

Shh!

Hey!

[inhales deeply]

[drilling]

Oh!

I'm not falling for any more of your twicks, Wabbit!

[classical ballet music playing]

[music stops]

Any last words?

Well, tell my Ma I wove her, and...

Wait a minute!

You twicked me again!

That's it!

No more games!

It's time for stew!

[choking]

But, Doc,

look, hair!

I said no more ga... Huh?

[gasps] I'm beautiful!

[gasps] Oh, thank you, Mr. Wabbit!

Thank you, Mr. Wabbit!

No problem, Doc.

[doorbell rings]

She's here!

[woman screams]

What kind of animal

doesn't even shave before a date?

Well, you know what they say...

Hair today, gone tomowwow.

[theme music playing]

[meat searing]

Beep, beep!

[wind whooshing]

[signal transmitting]

Beep, beep!

[theme music playing]

[water running]

[water stops]

Evewy dwop counts, when you're in a dwought.

[laughs]

Oh, gwacious, maybe I should call a pwumber.

Did somebody call for a plumber?

Um... technically, no.

But are you quawified?

Of course I'm qualified, chum.

I got a hat with a wrench embroidered on it, don't it?

Well, I guess that makes you quawified.

Now let's see here, let's see. Hmm.

Mmm-hmm.

Tap water!

Just as I suspected.

Mac, you got a leaky faucet.

I know that. That's why I need a pwumber.

Plumber? Plumber? Where?

I thought you were the pwumber!

Oh, [chuckles nervously] right you are!

Just taking measurements now.

The technical nature of this job

cannot be understated.

[water running]

Uh...

[crashing]

Hey! Do you even know what you're doing?

But of course!

I would have had it, if you didn't break my concentration.

Lucky for you, I have a plan B.

- [flute playing] - [camera snake hisses]

With this here camera snake,

I can survey the inside of your pipe in high-res detail.

[flute playing]

Okay, let's see here,

let's see.

[gasps] Are you aware

there's a ton of hair in your sink?

Oh, heavens! I had no idea!

Eek! This is the ugliest clog I've ever seen!

Is it bad?

Oh, it's very bad.

I gotta get in closer.

[beeping]

[gasps] Good gravy!

I've never seen anything like this!

Welp, the bad news is,

there's a brain in your pipes.

The good news is, it's really small.

Pipes this bad gots to go!

Is all this pwocedure necessawy,

- to get wid of a dwi... - [clangs]

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few bones, I always say.

[whooping]

Ooh! Gotta fix that, too.

Much better.

Oh, and, uh, watch your head, Mac!

[yelps]

Phew!

Don't you ever flush?

Enough is enough!

I'm going to shut that lousy leak off at the source!

But the main water suppwy is out back.

Yeah, yeah, I know where I'm goin'.

Fella doesn't realize,

all professional plumbers know where the main water supply is.

Oh, that duck better huwwy.

I'm wasting gawwons by the minute.

[whistling]

That oughta hold it.

[metal creaking]

[rumbling]

Where is that skwewy duck?

Hey! I'm back!

How's it goin'? Did I fix the leak?

No, you didn't.

[rumbling]

You did try turning the knobs, didn't you?

Ooh! Of course I did, you birdbwain!

You're the wousiest pwumber ever!

[rumbling]

Uh, Mac?

Hold on!

I'm not done wepwimanding you.

[choking] But... but... but!

[gasps]

My house!

It's wooined!

Compwetewy obwitewated!

[wailing]

Look on the bright side, Mac!

No leak!

[Daffy whooping]

[theme music playing]