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Wesley,
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what are you doing?
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Morning, sir.
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I'm making your favorite breakfast.
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Oh, really?
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It's a waffle.
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Except I broke the waffle iron, so I had
to make pancakes. But I'm using Dad's
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golf shoes to make the little holes.
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That's very ingenious, Wesley.
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However, I might have removed the grass
and mud first.
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Well, anyway, I'm eating some fresh
-squeezed orange juice.
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out the seeds with my own fingers.
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How thoughtful.
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So do I get to go to England with you?
No.
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But I want to be there when the queen
hits you with a sword, makes you OBGYN.
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Wesley, she's not making me a
gynecologist.
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She's giving me the OBE, the Order of
the British Empire, for services
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And nobody renders them better than you.
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So can I go?
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As I've already told your brother and
sister, I shall decide who goes based on
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my own criteria, not on transparent
attempts at buffering me up.
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Good morrow, my liege. Your Majesty.
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George, have you seen my civil law
briefs?
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No, but I've seen your cute little pink
ones.
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Great. Maybe I'll just hand those in.
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Uh -oh.
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Want some syrup on your waffle?
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How about some weed killer?
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I think you should take me, Mr.
Belvedere. Then you'll have someone to
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with at the Royal Bar.
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Forget it, Heather. No dogs allowed.
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Maybe they'll like to chase the foxes.
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Listen, both of you, this is how it will
be decided.
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Each of you will write an essay in 50
words or less on why I want to go to
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England. The entries will be due this
afternoon.
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And the decision of the judge, that's
me, will be final. Any questions?
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Can you enter as often as you like?
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Look out, gang.
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Mom alert.
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Coffee, Mrs. Owens? No, I don't have
time.
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I was too busy trying to scrape this
candy bar off my assignment.
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Oh.
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I wondered where it was.
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I'll be a little late. I've got
something to do.
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Leslie, can't you ever hang this up like
we do?
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Sorry.
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Mom's in a good mood.
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Yeah, she's been like this all week.
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She's even been jumping all over me, and
I'm her favorite.
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I don't know, guys.
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Maybe it's school or something.
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Yes. Yes, all right. I'll give her the
message.
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Who was that? Dr. Benjamin, confirming
Mrs. Owen's appointment for this
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afternoon. Dr. Benjamin?
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Who's he?
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You guys ought to know him. He delivered
all three of you.
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What's Mom need a baby doctor for?
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Don't look at me.
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Sometimes things get turned around and
no one's fed.
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All hands look out below.
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There's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that we can get.
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According to our new arrival, life is
more than mere survival.
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We just might live the good life yet.
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I don't see Mom yet.
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Come on, Wes.
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Boy, I can't wait till she has the baby.
It'll almost be better than getting a
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dog.
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Will you relax? We don't even know for
sure if she's pregnant.
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Yeah, but you know what it means if she
is?
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They still... Do what?
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Mom back yet?
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Not yet.
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I got first dibs on listening to her
stomach.
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Look, Wes, your mom doesn't know we know
anything, so let's just let her tell us
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in her own way.
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Hey, she's here!
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Okay, everybody, just act natural.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi!
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Yeah, hi.
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So, how was school today, Marsh?
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Fine. Go over here and pick some coffee.
Want a cup? Not now.
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How about some pickles and ice cream?
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Wes.
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Dr. Benjamin called after you left this
morning.
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Oh.
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Look, I didn't want to say anything
until I knew one way or the other.
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So are you going to have a baby?
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I don't know. I'll find out tomorrow.
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Oh, look, honey, either way, I'm
thrilled.
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Thanks.
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Well, I'm going to go upstairs and lie
down. Yeah, you go rest up.
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I'll be up in a while.
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Or not.
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Thank you, Your Majesty.
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This medal is a great, great honor.
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I'll put it with the others.
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Getting ready for the prom?
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Hello, George.
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Pretty excited about your trip, huh? Mm
-hmm.
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So, uh, what's this little doohickey the
Queen's giving you?
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This little doohickey is the order of
the British Empire.
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What empire?
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Decided on who you're taking?
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Not yet.
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How about me?
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I wouldn't mind leaving the country.
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Are you hearing the pattern of the
little feet?
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Well, it's sort of caught me off guard.
I mean, Marcia and I pretty much agreed
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to stop after having Wesley.
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That certainly would have stopped me.
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The thing is, Belvedere, I'm not getting
any younger.
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I mean, I'll start off feeding him baby
food.
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By the time he gets to college, he'll be
feeding it to me.
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Calm down, George.
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I mean, with Marcia going to law school,
there's going to be a lot of stuff she
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won't have time to do.
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Making bottles, changing diapers, toilet
training.
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Somebody's got to do it.
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Sure glad you're here, big guy.
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Wesley, keep your eyes on your own
paper.
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Okay.
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Ah, Kevin, you're just in time. We're
going to read the essays.
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Oh, yes, sure.
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Thank you.
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Now, let me see.
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Heather writes, I want to go to England
because there is no finer place for a
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young lady to learn the social graces,
proper deportment, and all that other
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good cultural stuff, which I believe
will be a great asset to me as I enter
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womanhood.
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Wesley writes, I want to go to England
because no other country has experienced
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such a rich pageant of history.
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From the Romans to the Norman invasion
to the Battle of Britain, the people
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endured and prospered.
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It would be an honor for me to visit
this precious stone set in the silver
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this blessed plot, this earth, this
realm, this England.
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And finally, Kevin writes, I want to go
to England because there's going to be a
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big party and I might get lucky.
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I think we have a winner.
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What? Him?
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Mm -hmm. At this time, I'm rewarding
honesty.
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She never told us that. Good show.
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Hey, guys.
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Hello. Hello, Miss Jones.
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Has the doctor called yet? I'm afraid
not.
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He should have called by now.
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Wait till you don't change something to
do.
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I was gonna go to England.
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Well, let's go upstairs instead.
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Hi, honey. How do you feel?
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You mean, do I feel pregnant?
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I don't know how I feel.
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Hey, look, even if you do have a baby,
it's no big deal.
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I mean, we got Belvedere.
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You'll still be able to finish law
school and everything.
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Oh, sure I will.
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Yeah, sure you will. No, I won't.
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I know how I am.
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I'll stay home with the baby and be a
good mother, and everything I want will
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get pushed back another ten years. Hey,
come on, Marsh. Don't start with the...
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I can't believe it. It's exactly like
last time.
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Everything was all set.
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Kevin and Heather were old enough. They
were both in school. It was finally
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going to be my turn. Then Wesley comes
along and screws up everything.
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Hey, Wes.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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Yeah, hi.
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Hey, uh, what do you got there, champ?
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Oh, it's for my science project.
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I'm going to go out and catch some
fireflies, see if they'll mate in
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What are you going to do, drop them off
at a roach motel?
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Thank you, doctor. Thank you very much.
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Good news?
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I'm not pregnant.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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It looks like you won't be getting a
little brother or sister.
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Well, that's okay, Mom.
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At least you won't have another kid to
screw up your life like I did.
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Looks like you're doing pretty good.
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It's easy.
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Fireflies are stupid, even for bugs.
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Look, honey, I'm sorry about what you
heard in there.
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You're sorry I heard?
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No, I mean, I'm sorry I said it.
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I was upset, and sometimes when we're
upset, we say things we don't mean.
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Mm -hmm.
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Remember that fight you had last week
with Howie Huffnagle?
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And you said that you hated him and you
never wanted to see him again.
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You didn't really mean that, did you?
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Yeah.
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Look, honey, maybe when you came along,
you did sort of catch Mommy by surprise.
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But I love you very, very much, and I
always have.
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So you mean you were never ever unhappy
that I was born?
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Not for one single second.
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Liar.
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Wes?
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Come in.
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All tucked in, champ?
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Yep. I said my prayers and everything.
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I snuck you up some cookies.
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Those are Mr.
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Belvedere's. I know. I swiped them out
of his underwear drawer.
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Thanks, but I'm not hungry.
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I just want to go to sleep.
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That's okay, pal.
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I'm not going to keep you up.
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I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
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I'm okay.
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Good.
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Because your mom really loves you.
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It's just she's under a lot of pressure
with school, and we've got to do
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everything we can to make things easier
on her.
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Don't worry.
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I'll do my part.
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Atta boy.
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Good night, buddy.
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Bye.
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Kevin, it's almost six. Let's get
cracking.
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Word. Katie, you're still in pajamas.
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I figured I'd sleep on the plane.
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Let's get ready.
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Hey, Mr. Belvedere. Where's Wesley?
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I don't know. I guess he's still in bed.
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Well, tell him if he wants to go to the
airport, he better get up now.
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Morning, you big dealers.
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So, everybody ready to go? I am.
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Here, Mr. Belvedere. I made you a little
something for the plane. I know how you
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feel about airline food.
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I feel differently now.
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Mr. Belvedere, but I read it anyway.
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Dear Mr. Belvedere, by the time you read
this, I'll probably be halfway to
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Atlantic City.
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I don't want to be what I'm not wanted,
and I don't want Mom to have to go on
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pretending that she likes me.
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I guess it's good that this finally came
out. At least now I'll have time to
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start a new life for myself in the
casino business.
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Anyway, it's been nice knowing you, and
tell everybody goodbye, and tell Mom no
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hard feelings.
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Okay, I'm ready to hit the road.
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I think we all are.
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Excuse me, I'd like to buy a one -way
ticket to Atlantic City, please.
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Okay, kid, that'll be $27 .50.
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That much?
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I'm afraid I'm a little short.
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Look, kid, I... Come on, can't you give
me a discount? I don't take up much
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room. I'll even sit on some lady's lap.
They go for that.
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Get out of here.
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Hey, that's my seat.
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Oh, sorry.
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That's my seat, too.
252
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Don't even think about that one.
253
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Can I get you something?
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Hot cocoa, and don't be stingy with the
marshmallow.
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Coming right up.
256
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Looks like you had a rough night, huh?
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I've had worse.
258
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You traveling alone?
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Yeah, what if I am?
260
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So nothing.
261
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You want something else?
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Yeah. How about a job?
263
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What?
264
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,590
It'll only be temporary, though. I'm
working my way to Atlantic City.
265
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,410
I want to be a pit boss trainee.
266
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:31,670
Really? I'm going to get a hotel room on
Baltic Avenue. I hear the rent's still
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pretty cheap.
268
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:33,630
Look, kid, believe me.
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I'm kind of busy, so why don't you just
call your mom or something? I'm sure
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she's real worried.
271
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,280
Yeah, sure.
272
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:45,420
Look, I'll work real hard, and I promise
I won't eat much. Look, kid. I'll put
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00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,500
my tips with you. Yeah, that's tempting,
but sorry.
274
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:54,220
Fine, if you won't give me a job, maybe
some other stranger will. Oh, hold it.
275
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,440
All right, come here.
276
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,860
Put on the apron and then start cleaning
up, okay?
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Thanks, you won't regret it.
278
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You're kind of cute, you know that?
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Don't get hooked on me, lady. I'm bad
news.
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That was excellent service, young man.
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Just doing my job.
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This is for you.
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Oh, a quarter.
284
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,090
Thank you, ma 'am.
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00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:21,270
Maybe I'll go over to an IRA.
286
00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:23,090
Excuse me?
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00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,230
I said have a nice day.
288
00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:27,910
Cheapskates.
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00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:30,670
Not a big tipper, hey, kiddo?
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00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,090
I've been working almost two hours.
291
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,340
Yeah, and half of it belongs to me.
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00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,220
Ah, forget it.
293
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Thanks.
294
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:43,000
Well, I'm never going to get to Atlantic
City.
295
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:46,140
Big deal. It's just Altoona with an
ocean.
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00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,240
I made you a cheeseburger.
297
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:52,840
Thanks.
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00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:57,660
I never met anyone who could make greasy
food as good as you do.
299
00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:59,460
You're just saying that.
300
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:00,780
No, I mean it.
301
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,520
I think your kids are real lucky.
302
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,460
I don't have any kids.
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00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:08,630
your career and all.
304
00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:10,410
Yeah, something like that.
305
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,290
Kind of like my mom.
306
00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:17,310
She wants to be a lawyer, and she could
have been a long time ago, except I came
307
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,609
along and ruined her life.
308
00:17:20,069 --> 00:17:22,410
I don't think you could ruin anybody's
life.
309
00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:25,310
So, you still think I should call her?
310
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:26,950
Just to let her know I'm okay?
311
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,030
Not right now.
312
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:31,890
You ready for pie?
313
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:39,600
Now look, Kevin, you check the restrooms
and I'll look over there.
314
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,160
You know, we're never going to make our
plane.
315
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,700
Kevin, how can you think of such a thing
when your brother is missing?
316
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:45,099
I'm sorry.
317
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:48,000
As long as you are, why don't you call
and book us on a later flight?
318
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:50,940
He's not on the bus.
319
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,660
But they told us he bought a ticket to
Altoona.
320
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,900
I'll see if he knows anything at the
window.
321
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,140
All right.
322
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,180
Where do you want him?
323
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,600
Oh, just put him over there, honey. I'll
be back in a minute.
324
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:03,960
Sure.
325
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:11,030
A waffle, please, and heavy on the grass
and mud.
326
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,110
No.
327
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:15,870
Wesley, what a delightful surprise.
328
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:17,830
Why aren't you in England?
329
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,110
Why aren't you in bed?
330
00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:22,530
I don't care what you say or what you
do.
331
00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:24,150
I'm never coming home.
332
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:25,430
Can I have that in writing?
333
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:33,010
Well, would you like to see a menu, ma
'am? Honey, you had us worried thick.
334
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:34,410
Sure.
335
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,330
Honey, don't you know...
336
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:42,270
much mommy loves you, how much I've
always loved you and always wanted you.
337
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:44,790
Excuse me, I have a customer.
338
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:50,250
I just don't know what else to tell him.
339
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:53,130
Perhaps you should try the truth.
340
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:17,120
Honey, you know how I said before how
much I love you? Hey, I don't want to
341
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,040
any more of that how much you love me
stuff, okay?
342
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:21,420
Can I just say one more thing?
343
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,960
I didn't really want you, and I was
unhappy when you were born.
344
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,960
I think I liked the other stuff better.
345
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,180
Wes, you know how much you've always
wanted a dog?
346
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,970
Well, that's how much I've always wanted
to be a lawyer.
347
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,050
Really?
348
00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:52,550
So when I found out I was going to have
a baby, it made me feel real unhappy and
349
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:55,670
sort of mad at you, even though it
wasn't your fault.
350
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,630
Oh.
351
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:02,330
I guess that's why it took so long for
me to come out. I was afraid you were
352
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,330
going to hit me.
353
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:06,470
Actually, it was your father I wanted to
hit.
354
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:09,690
So anyway, how long...
355
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,740
take before you could stand a look at
me?
356
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,840
Not very long.
357
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:17,200
I tried to stay mad at you. I really
did.
358
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:22,380
But when I finally got to know you,
there's something about you that's
359
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,380
irresistible.
360
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,880
Well, that's the first thing you've said
to make sense.
361
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,500
I love you, Wesley.
362
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:34,540
Me too.
363
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,120
Come on.
364
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:39,140
Let's go home.
365
00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:41,910
Just a second.
366
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:45,950
That's my mom.
367
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,990
Yeah, I sort of figured.
368
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:52,050
Sorry, but I gotta quit now.
369
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,309
Oh, that's okay.
370
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:57,650
I would have appreciated a couple of
weeks notice or even a couple of years.
371
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:04,330
I told you not to get hooked on me.
372
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,550
Take care of her for me, okay?
373
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,050
I will.
374
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,440
The cops haven't seen him.
375
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,240
Wesley, you little creep.
376
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,160
Hey, champ.
377
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,360
Okay, we're in business.
378
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,100
I got us a flight out of Harrisburg.
379
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,319
Oh, hey, Wes.
380
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,500
That'll get us to Philadelphia just in
time to catch a shuttle to Washington.
381
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,460
Then we hop a nonstop 747 straight to
Amsterdam.
382
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,680
Kevin, I thought we were going to
London.
383
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:33,420
Yeah, we are. I got us a flight out of
Rotterdam. We have to take the bus to
384
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:34,279
there.
385
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,100
I think I'll just stay here.
386
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,420
No, no, come on, Carl. We can make it.
Let's keep cracking.
387
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,160
Thank you.
388
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,920
Sorry, if it wasn't for me, you'd be
getting your medal right now.
389
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,260
That's all right, Wesley. Who needs
royalty when you've got baked on grease?
390
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,020
You know, I still say we could have made
it to Harrisburg if that guy driving in
391
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,300
front of us wouldn't go in so slow.
392
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,040
You mean the state trooper?
393
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:13,810
It was mine.
394
00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:15,330
Who's on the phone, Wesley?
395
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:18,190
Queen Elizabeth. She wants to know where
you are.
396
00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:20,610
Hold on, Liz. He's coming.
397
00:22:24,890 --> 00:22:25,890
Your Majesty.
398
00:22:30,090 --> 00:22:33,450
Today I received my medal.
399
00:22:34,050 --> 00:22:37,530
The ceremony wasn't quite as regal as I
had envisioned.
400
00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:41,910
The mailman handed it to me along with
the gas bill and TV guide.
401
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,120
Regardless, I am honored.
402
00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:54,780
Of course, I mustn't let this go to my
head.
403
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:57,380
It's not as if I've been knighted.
404
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,760
Not yet.
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