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Wesley,

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what are you doing?

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Morning, sir.

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I'm making your favorite breakfast.

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Oh, really?

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It's a waffle.

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Except I broke the waffle iron, so I had
to make pancakes. But I'm using Dad's

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golf shoes to make the little holes.

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That's very ingenious, Wesley.

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However, I might have removed the grass
and mud first.

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Well, anyway, I'm eating some fresh
-squeezed orange juice.

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out the seeds with my own fingers.

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How thoughtful.

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So do I get to go to England with you?
No.

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But I want to be there when the queen
hits you with a sword, makes you OBGYN.

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Wesley, she's not making me a
gynecologist.

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She's giving me the OBE, the Order of
the British Empire, for services

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And nobody renders them better than you.

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So can I go?

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As I've already told your brother and
sister, I shall decide who goes based on

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my own criteria, not on transparent
attempts at buffering me up.

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Good morrow, my liege. Your Majesty.

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George, have you seen my civil law
briefs?

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No, but I've seen your cute little pink
ones.

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Great. Maybe I'll just hand those in.

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Uh -oh.

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Want some syrup on your waffle?

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How about some weed killer?

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I think you should take me, Mr.
Belvedere. Then you'll have someone to

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with at the Royal Bar.

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Forget it, Heather. No dogs allowed.

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Maybe they'll like to chase the foxes.

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Listen, both of you, this is how it will
be decided.

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Each of you will write an essay in 50
words or less on why I want to go to

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England. The entries will be due this
afternoon.

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And the decision of the judge, that's
me, will be final. Any questions?

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Can you enter as often as you like?

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Look out, gang.

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Mom alert.

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Coffee, Mrs. Owens? No, I don't have
time.

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I was too busy trying to scrape this
candy bar off my assignment.

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Oh.

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I wondered where it was.

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I'll be a little late. I've got
something to do.

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Leslie, can't you ever hang this up like
we do?

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Sorry.

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Mom's in a good mood.

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Yeah, she's been like this all week.

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She's even been jumping all over me, and
I'm her favorite.

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I don't know, guys.

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Maybe it's school or something.

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Yes. Yes, all right. I'll give her the
message.

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Who was that? Dr. Benjamin, confirming
Mrs. Owen's appointment for this

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afternoon. Dr. Benjamin?

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Who's he?

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You guys ought to know him. He delivered
all three of you.

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What's Mom need a baby doctor for?

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Don't look at me.

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Sometimes things get turned around and
no one's fed.

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All hands look out below.

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There's a change in the status quo.

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Gonna need all the help that we can get.

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According to our new arrival, life is
more than mere survival.

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We just might live the good life yet.

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I don't see Mom yet.

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Come on, Wes.

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Boy, I can't wait till she has the baby.
It'll almost be better than getting a

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dog.

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Will you relax? We don't even know for
sure if she's pregnant.

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Yeah, but you know what it means if she
is?

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They still... Do what?

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Mom back yet?

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Not yet.

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I got first dibs on listening to her
stomach.

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Look, Wes, your mom doesn't know we know
anything, so let's just let her tell us

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in her own way.

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Hey, she's here!

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Okay, everybody, just act natural.

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Hi, everybody.

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Hi!

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Yeah, hi.

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So, how was school today, Marsh?

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Fine. Go over here and pick some coffee.
Want a cup? Not now.

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How about some pickles and ice cream?

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Wes.

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Dr. Benjamin called after you left this
morning.

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Oh.

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Look, I didn't want to say anything
until I knew one way or the other.

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So are you going to have a baby?

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I don't know. I'll find out tomorrow.

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Oh, look, honey, either way, I'm
thrilled.

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Thanks.

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Well, I'm going to go upstairs and lie
down. Yeah, you go rest up.

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I'll be up in a while.

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Or not.

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Thank you, Your Majesty.

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This medal is a great, great honor.

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I'll put it with the others.

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Getting ready for the prom?

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Hello, George.

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Pretty excited about your trip, huh? Mm
-hmm.

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So, uh, what's this little doohickey the
Queen's giving you?

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This little doohickey is the order of
the British Empire.

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What empire?

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Decided on who you're taking?

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Not yet.

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How about me?

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I wouldn't mind leaving the country.

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Are you hearing the pattern of the
little feet?

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Well, it's sort of caught me off guard.
I mean, Marcia and I pretty much agreed

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to stop after having Wesley.

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That certainly would have stopped me.

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The thing is, Belvedere, I'm not getting
any younger.

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I mean, I'll start off feeding him baby
food.

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By the time he gets to college, he'll be
feeding it to me.

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Calm down, George.

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I mean, with Marcia going to law school,
there's going to be a lot of stuff she

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won't have time to do.

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Making bottles, changing diapers, toilet
training.

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Somebody's got to do it.

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Sure glad you're here, big guy.

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Wesley, keep your eyes on your own
paper.

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Okay.

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Ah, Kevin, you're just in time. We're
going to read the essays.

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Oh, yes, sure.

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Thank you.

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Now, let me see.

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Heather writes, I want to go to England
because there is no finer place for a

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young lady to learn the social graces,
proper deportment, and all that other

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good cultural stuff, which I believe
will be a great asset to me as I enter

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womanhood.

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Wesley writes, I want to go to England
because no other country has experienced

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such a rich pageant of history.

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From the Romans to the Norman invasion
to the Battle of Britain, the people

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endured and prospered.

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It would be an honor for me to visit
this precious stone set in the silver

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this blessed plot, this earth, this
realm, this England.

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And finally, Kevin writes, I want to go
to England because there's going to be a

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big party and I might get lucky.

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I think we have a winner.

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What? Him?

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Mm -hmm. At this time, I'm rewarding
honesty.

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She never told us that. Good show.

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Hey, guys.

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Hello. Hello, Miss Jones.

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Has the doctor called yet? I'm afraid
not.

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He should have called by now.

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Wait till you don't change something to
do.

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I was gonna go to England.

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Well, let's go upstairs instead.

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Hi, honey. How do you feel?

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You mean, do I feel pregnant?

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I don't know how I feel.

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Hey, look, even if you do have a baby,
it's no big deal.

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I mean, we got Belvedere.

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You'll still be able to finish law
school and everything.

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Oh, sure I will.

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Yeah, sure you will. No, I won't.

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I know how I am.

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I'll stay home with the baby and be a
good mother, and everything I want will

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get pushed back another ten years. Hey,
come on, Marsh. Don't start with the...

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I can't believe it. It's exactly like
last time.

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Everything was all set.

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Kevin and Heather were old enough. They
were both in school. It was finally

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going to be my turn. Then Wesley comes
along and screws up everything.

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Hey, Wes.

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Oh, hi, honey.

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Yeah, hi.

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Hey, uh, what do you got there, champ?

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Oh, it's for my science project.

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I'm going to go out and catch some
fireflies, see if they'll mate in

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What are you going to do, drop them off
at a roach motel?

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Thank you, doctor. Thank you very much.

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Good news?

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I'm not pregnant.

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I'm sorry, honey.

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It looks like you won't be getting a
little brother or sister.

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Well, that's okay, Mom.

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At least you won't have another kid to
screw up your life like I did.

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Looks like you're doing pretty good.

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It's easy.

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Fireflies are stupid, even for bugs.

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Look, honey, I'm sorry about what you
heard in there.

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You're sorry I heard?

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No, I mean, I'm sorry I said it.

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I was upset, and sometimes when we're
upset, we say things we don't mean.

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Mm -hmm.

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Remember that fight you had last week
with Howie Huffnagle?

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And you said that you hated him and you
never wanted to see him again.

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You didn't really mean that, did you?

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Yeah.

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Look, honey, maybe when you came along,
you did sort of catch Mommy by surprise.

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But I love you very, very much, and I
always have.

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So you mean you were never ever unhappy
that I was born?

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Not for one single second.

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Liar.

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Wes?

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Come in.

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All tucked in, champ?

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Yep. I said my prayers and everything.

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I snuck you up some cookies.

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Those are Mr.

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Belvedere's. I know. I swiped them out
of his underwear drawer.

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Thanks, but I'm not hungry.

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I just want to go to sleep.

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That's okay, pal.

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I'm not going to keep you up.

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I just wanted to make sure you're okay.

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I'm okay.

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Good.

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Because your mom really loves you.

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It's just she's under a lot of pressure
with school, and we've got to do

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everything we can to make things easier
on her.

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Don't worry.

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I'll do my part.

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Atta boy.

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Good night, buddy.

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Bye.

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Kevin, it's almost six. Let's get
cracking.

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Word. Katie, you're still in pajamas.

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I figured I'd sleep on the plane.

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Let's get ready.

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Hey, Mr. Belvedere. Where's Wesley?

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I don't know. I guess he's still in bed.

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Well, tell him if he wants to go to the
airport, he better get up now.

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Morning, you big dealers.

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So, everybody ready to go? I am.

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Here, Mr. Belvedere. I made you a little
something for the plane. I know how you

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feel about airline food.

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I feel differently now.

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Mr. Belvedere, but I read it anyway.

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Dear Mr. Belvedere, by the time you read
this, I'll probably be halfway to

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Atlantic City.

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I don't want to be what I'm not wanted,
and I don't want Mom to have to go on

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pretending that she likes me.

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I guess it's good that this finally came
out. At least now I'll have time to

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start a new life for myself in the
casino business.

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Anyway, it's been nice knowing you, and
tell everybody goodbye, and tell Mom no

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hard feelings.

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Okay, I'm ready to hit the road.

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I think we all are.

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Excuse me, I'd like to buy a one -way
ticket to Atlantic City, please.

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Okay, kid, that'll be $27 .50.

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That much?

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I'm afraid I'm a little short.

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Look, kid, I... Come on, can't you give
me a discount? I don't take up much

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room. I'll even sit on some lady's lap.
They go for that.

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Get out of here.

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Hey, that's my seat.

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Oh, sorry.

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That's my seat, too.

252
00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:44,450
Don't even think about that one.

253
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:57,490
Can I get you something?

254
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,650
Hot cocoa, and don't be stingy with the
marshmallow.

255
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:01,850
Coming right up.

256
00:15:03,790 --> 00:15:05,110
Looks like you had a rough night, huh?

257
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:08,090
I've had worse.

258
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:10,750
You traveling alone?

259
00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:13,130
Yeah, what if I am?

260
00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:14,530
So nothing.

261
00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:15,710
You want something else?

262
00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:19,290
Yeah. How about a job?

263
00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,090
What?

264
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,590
It'll only be temporary, though. I'm
working my way to Atlantic City.

265
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,410
I want to be a pit boss trainee.

266
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:31,670
Really? I'm going to get a hotel room on
Baltic Avenue. I hear the rent's still

267
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:32,549
pretty cheap.

268
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:33,630
Look, kid, believe me.

269
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:37,900
I'm kind of busy, so why don't you just
call your mom or something? I'm sure

270
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:38,900
she's real worried.

271
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,280
Yeah, sure.

272
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:45,420
Look, I'll work real hard, and I promise
I won't eat much. Look, kid. I'll put

273
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,500
my tips with you. Yeah, that's tempting,
but sorry.

274
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:54,220
Fine, if you won't give me a job, maybe
some other stranger will. Oh, hold it.

275
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,440
All right, come here.

276
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,860
Put on the apron and then start cleaning
up, okay?

277
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,120
Thanks, you won't regret it.

278
00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:02,600
You're kind of cute, you know that?

279
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,690
Don't get hooked on me, lady. I'm bad
news.

280
00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:11,230
That was excellent service, young man.

281
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:12,750
Just doing my job.

282
00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,290
This is for you.

283
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:16,290
Oh, a quarter.

284
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,090
Thank you, ma 'am.

285
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:21,270
Maybe I'll go over to an IRA.

286
00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:23,090
Excuse me?

287
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,230
I said have a nice day.

288
00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:27,910
Cheapskates.

289
00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:30,670
Not a big tipper, hey, kiddo?

290
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,090
I've been working almost two hours.

291
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,340
Yeah, and half of it belongs to me.

292
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,220
Ah, forget it.

293
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,600
Thanks.

294
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:43,000
Well, I'm never going to get to Atlantic
City.

295
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:46,140
Big deal. It's just Altoona with an
ocean.

296
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,240
I made you a cheeseburger.

297
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:52,840
Thanks.

298
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:57,660
I never met anyone who could make greasy
food as good as you do.

299
00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:59,460
You're just saying that.

300
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:00,780
No, I mean it.

301
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,520
I think your kids are real lucky.

302
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,460
I don't have any kids.

303
00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:08,630
your career and all.

304
00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:10,410
Yeah, something like that.

305
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,290
Kind of like my mom.

306
00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:17,310
She wants to be a lawyer, and she could
have been a long time ago, except I came

307
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,609
along and ruined her life.

308
00:17:20,069 --> 00:17:22,410
I don't think you could ruin anybody's
life.

309
00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:25,310
So, you still think I should call her?

310
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:26,950
Just to let her know I'm okay?

311
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,030
Not right now.

312
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:31,890
You ready for pie?

313
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:39,600
Now look, Kevin, you check the restrooms
and I'll look over there.

314
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,160
You know, we're never going to make our
plane.

315
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,700
Kevin, how can you think of such a thing
when your brother is missing?

316
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:45,099
I'm sorry.

317
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:48,000
As long as you are, why don't you call
and book us on a later flight?

318
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:50,940
He's not on the bus.

319
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,660
But they told us he bought a ticket to
Altoona.

320
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,900
I'll see if he knows anything at the
window.

321
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,140
All right.

322
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,180
Where do you want him?

323
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,600
Oh, just put him over there, honey. I'll
be back in a minute.

324
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:03,960
Sure.

325
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:11,030
A waffle, please, and heavy on the grass
and mud.

326
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,110
No.

327
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:15,870
Wesley, what a delightful surprise.

328
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:17,830
Why aren't you in England?

329
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,110
Why aren't you in bed?

330
00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:22,530
I don't care what you say or what you
do.

331
00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:24,150
I'm never coming home.

332
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:25,430
Can I have that in writing?

333
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:33,010
Well, would you like to see a menu, ma
'am? Honey, you had us worried thick.

334
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:34,410
Sure.

335
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,330
Honey, don't you know...

336
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:42,270
much mommy loves you, how much I've
always loved you and always wanted you.

337
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:44,790
Excuse me, I have a customer.

338
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:50,250
I just don't know what else to tell him.

339
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:53,130
Perhaps you should try the truth.

340
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:17,120
Honey, you know how I said before how
much I love you? Hey, I don't want to

341
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,040
any more of that how much you love me
stuff, okay?

342
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:21,420
Can I just say one more thing?

343
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,960
I didn't really want you, and I was
unhappy when you were born.

344
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,960
I think I liked the other stuff better.

345
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,180
Wes, you know how much you've always
wanted a dog?

346
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,970
Well, that's how much I've always wanted
to be a lawyer.

347
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,050
Really?

348
00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:52,550
So when I found out I was going to have
a baby, it made me feel real unhappy and

349
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:55,670
sort of mad at you, even though it
wasn't your fault.

350
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,630
Oh.

351
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:02,330
I guess that's why it took so long for
me to come out. I was afraid you were

352
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,330
going to hit me.

353
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:06,470
Actually, it was your father I wanted to
hit.

354
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:09,690
So anyway, how long...

355
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,740
take before you could stand a look at
me?

356
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,840
Not very long.

357
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:17,200
I tried to stay mad at you. I really
did.

358
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:22,380
But when I finally got to know you,
there's something about you that's

359
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,380
irresistible.

360
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,880
Well, that's the first thing you've said
to make sense.

361
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,500
I love you, Wesley.

362
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:34,540
Me too.

363
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,120
Come on.

364
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:39,140
Let's go home.

365
00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:41,910
Just a second.

366
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:45,950
That's my mom.

367
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,990
Yeah, I sort of figured.

368
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:52,050
Sorry, but I gotta quit now.

369
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,309
Oh, that's okay.

370
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:57,650
I would have appreciated a couple of
weeks notice or even a couple of years.

371
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:04,330
I told you not to get hooked on me.

372
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,550
Take care of her for me, okay?

373
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,050
I will.

374
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,440
The cops haven't seen him.

375
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,240
Wesley, you little creep.

376
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,160
Hey, champ.

377
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,360
Okay, we're in business.

378
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,100
I got us a flight out of Harrisburg.

379
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,319
Oh, hey, Wes.

380
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,500
That'll get us to Philadelphia just in
time to catch a shuttle to Washington.

381
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,460
Then we hop a nonstop 747 straight to
Amsterdam.

382
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,680
Kevin, I thought we were going to
London.

383
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:33,420
Yeah, we are. I got us a flight out of
Rotterdam. We have to take the bus to

384
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:34,279
there.

385
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,100
I think I'll just stay here.

386
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,420
No, no, come on, Carl. We can make it.
Let's keep cracking.

387
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,160
Thank you.

388
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,920
Sorry, if it wasn't for me, you'd be
getting your medal right now.

389
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,260
That's all right, Wesley. Who needs
royalty when you've got baked on grease?

390
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,020
You know, I still say we could have made
it to Harrisburg if that guy driving in

391
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,300
front of us wouldn't go in so slow.

392
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,040
You mean the state trooper?

393
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:13,810
It was mine.

394
00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:15,330
Who's on the phone, Wesley?

395
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:18,190
Queen Elizabeth. She wants to know where
you are.

396
00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:20,610
Hold on, Liz. He's coming.

397
00:22:24,890 --> 00:22:25,890
Your Majesty.

398
00:22:30,090 --> 00:22:33,450
Today I received my medal.

399
00:22:34,050 --> 00:22:37,530
The ceremony wasn't quite as regal as I
had envisioned.

400
00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:41,910
The mailman handed it to me along with
the gas bill and TV guide.

401
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,120
Regardless, I am honored.

402
00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:54,780
Of course, I mustn't let this go to my
head.

403
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:57,380
It's not as if I've been knighted.

404
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,760
Not yet.