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Hey, Dad, is that the mail?
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Yeah, kitten. Anything for me?
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Phone bill.
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I need something romantic.
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Gas bill?
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What's the matter, honey?
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Well, it's almost Valentine's Day, and I
haven't even gotten one yet.
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Did you send any out?
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Only 200.
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Oh.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Here's something for a Miss Heather
Owens, and it has the drawing of a heart
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it.
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Roses are red, your smile is gleaming.
It's time to come in for a checkup and
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cleaning.
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This is from Dr. Finkelstein, my
dentist.
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Gee, I didn't even think he liked you.
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I'm back.
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Well, Kevin, are you a rock star yet?
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No, I'm not a rock star yet.
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Sorry.
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I take it the auditions didn't go too
well.
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I played my drums for three different
bands. And the first two just flat out
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told me I wasn't good enough. And the
third?
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They wanted me to bite the head off a
gerbil.
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But I wouldn't.
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Well, at least you didn't spoil your
dinner.
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Hey, Jeff, how was school today?
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Lousy. What happened?
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That kicked out of class.
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All right, what happened this time?
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Here, give me a note.
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George.
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How much do we owe?
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George, they're putting him in an
advanced class.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, it says...
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ability indicate that he would benefit
from a more challenging curriculum.
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They're putting him in a special
program.
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Hey, champ, that's great.
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No, it's not.
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I mean, with Mrs. Garceau, I can goof
off all I want and still do good.
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We're very proud of you, and we know
you're going to do even better.
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Yeah, sure.
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Anyway, Einstein, why don't you go on
out in the kitchen and celebrate with a
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big glass of chocolate milk, huh?
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You know, this is all your fault.
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Oh, really?
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You're always telling me I have to live
up to my potential and apply myself.
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And I did. Look where it got me.
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Oh, dear.
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If we're not careful, you may actually
end up being an asset to society.
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Not if I can help it.
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Never matters for who cares when you
dropkick the jacket.
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As you came through the door, no one
glared. But sometimes things get turned
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around and no one's spared.
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All hands look out below.
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There's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that we can get.
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According to our new arrival.
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Life is more than mere survival.
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We just might live the good life yet.
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Oh, I'm coming.
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Wesley!
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the door, kitten?
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I don't know, but he left this.
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Oh, yeah?
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Hey, Dad, listen.
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Heather, you hold the key to my heart.
Be my Valentine forever.
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I love you.
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Who's that one from? Your dermatologist?
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No.
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Well, I don't know what's from it. He
didn't sign it.
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Oh, looks like my little girl's got a
secret admirer. Oh, I gotta go call
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Bye, Dad.
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Bye.
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But, Mr. Belvedere, the teacher said I
could do anything I wanted with...
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Excuse my own best judgment.
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He only said that because he doesn't
know you yet.
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What happened?
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He abused the very first privilege they
gave him. Oh.
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See, every day we get 30 minutes of
unstructured activity where we're free
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pursue our own interests.
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He went bowling.
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Well, aside from that, how was it? Did
you make any new friends?
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Yeah, sort of. They divided us up into
project groups and I was coming home
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tonight to study.
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That's nice.
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Maybe Mr. Belvedere will make some nice
cookies and hot cocoa for everybody.
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Mom, these kids are sophisticated. They
don't go in for that sort of junk.
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Oh, in that case, I'll go out later for
the brandy and cigars.
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Great!
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Uh, yeah, that'd be fine.
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Okay. See you later.
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Bye. All right!
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Hey, Dad, guess what? I finally did it.
Did what?
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I finally got into a band. I sent them
my picture and a demo tape.
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And they must have really liked it,
because I'm hired.
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Oh, hey, are you guys planning on using
the house tonight?
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No, Kevin.
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Tonight's the night your mother and I
usually go sit in the gutter.
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What's going on, honey?
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Ringo here just joined some rock group.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Are they nice boys?
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Well, I haven't actually met them, but
they sounded okay on the phone, and
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they've been together a long time.
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What do they call themselves?
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The Young Savages.
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Young Savages.
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Sounds like a bunch of guys with zippers
in their noses.
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We're very happy that you joined the
band.
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But just remember, as long as these
young men are in the house, you're
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responsible. Oh, I know. And I don't
want to see any booze or drugs or
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guitars against furniture.
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Come on, Dad, you haven't even met them
yet.
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I know, I know.
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It's just, I've heard what these heavy
metal guys are like.
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Standing on the corner.
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These are the young savages?
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Yeah, that's Herb Savage and his
brothers Bob and Ernie.
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Who's he?
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Stan Young.
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Oh, the young...
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on the corner giving all the girls the
eye.
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Brother, you don't know a better
occupation than a matter of fact.
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But, Sulu, did you eat all these
marshmallows?
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You're going to have a tum -tum tummy
ache.
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I didn't eat them, Mr. Belvedere.
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I used them to construct the Danny
molecule.
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Don't play with your food.
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that algebra problem.
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I already finished it. You did?
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Sure. All you gotta do is multiply each
side by one over x, see?
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You know, Wesley, I've never seen anyone
as good at math as you are. And I've
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been around.
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Yo, this one's easy for me.
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Do you think you could help me find the
variable in my equation?
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Gee, I don't know, Beth.
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You learn more when you do it yourself.
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But it's more fun when you do it
together.
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Oops, they're golden on the rubber tree.
Oops, they're golden on the rubber
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tree.
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Kerplop.
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We were really quick in there, eh, Kev?
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Yeah.
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Something the matter, bud?
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I thought I was supposed to do the
kerplop this time.
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I'm sorry, I forgot.
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You always forget.
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Okay, okay, let's take it one more time
from the top.
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And Kev?
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Let's watch the tempo, okay?
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Yeah, I was just trying to move things
along.
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Well, Kevin, this is music, not a race.
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One.
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and dolls and stuff. I give them all
away to my sister. She's 17, but really
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immature. Hey, don't get me started on
siblings.
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I've got a new art book.
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Would you like to see it?
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Sure.
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That's a neat picture.
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It's Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh.
He once loved a woman so much that he
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off his ear and sent it to her.
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Couldn't he afford a candy gram?
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but I was smart a couple of days ago.
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Would you like a root beer?
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They're not coming.
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Eric, my mom's away at her yoga class.
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It's just you and me.
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There are people who know I come here.
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Wesley. I'll see you later, Wesley.
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Wesley, you're going to be late to
school.
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And I'm a temperature, too.
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Well, let's see.
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115.
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It's gone down a little.
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Wesley, what are you up to?
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Nothing. I mean, I just don't want to go
to school.
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Why? What have you done? And can they
prove it?
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It's not me. It's Beth.
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Who? She got me in her bedroom, and then
she gave me root beer, and then she
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started playing mushy music, and then
she tried to take advantage of me.
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Hey, Westman, you better hop.
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You're going to be late for school.
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I'm not going.
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Why, what's wrong, honey?
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Well, it seems that Wesley's having a
little trouble with one of his
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What's the problem, pal?
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She's too advanced for me. I can't keep
up.
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Well, honey, you're just going to have
to apply yourself.
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Yeah, she'd like that.
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Wesley, look who's here.
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Hello, Mrs. Owens. Mr. Owens. Hi,
Wesley.
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Cover me, Dad.
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He left your biology book over at my
house. Yeah, well... I was in a hurry.
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I brought you something else, too.
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Wesley, will you please be my valentine?
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Aw.
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Don't aw her. She's an animal.
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I'd also be honored if Wesley would be
my escort at the Valentine's Day dance
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tomorrow at school.
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Hey, buddy, you never told us about any
dance.
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What's the difference? I'm not going.
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I mean, I can't...
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You're able to clean the garbage cans.
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That's all right, Wesley. You can do
that today.
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Beth, Wesley will be happy to be your
escort tomorrow, won't you, honey?
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Okay, okay.
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I'll go.
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Don't dance.
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I'm sure we can find something else to
do.
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with pimples still at it, huh?
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It's not coming from the basement.
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No, I moved them out to the garage.
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By tomorrow, I hope to have them out on
the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
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Mr. Belvedere, this is Wesley's little
suit for the dance tomorrow.
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Could you please drop it off at the
cleaner's?
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Certainly. I suppose all the ones on
your way
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Must be one heck of a guy.
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Oh, Mr. Belvedere, not knowing it makes
me mad.
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Me too.
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I wonder if he's a liquid -scented or a
plotted.
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Ah, shut up.
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Owens residence.
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Just one moment.
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Wesley, the telephone for you.
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my body to science and she can't have
it.
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Where is he?
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Hello?
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This is he.
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Yeah, I'm still going.
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What do you mean you can't wait to get
me along? What for?
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I don't even know what that means.
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Would you like a dictionary?
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Wesley, I don't think this Beth is quite
as sophisticated as you think she is.
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Oh, yeah?
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Perhaps you should call her Bluff.
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Be as brazen as she is.
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She'll turn tail and run, believe me.
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Okay, Mr. Belvedere.
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I'm going to track you on this one.
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Kevin! Shouldn't you be out there with
the other savages?
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They want me to yodel.
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I didn't want much. I just wanted to be
in a real rock band.
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You know, play a few parties, have a few
groupies.
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Is that too much to ask?
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It's all I've ever wanted.
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Look, I've been in this stupid band for
two weeks already, and I haven't done
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anything. I mean, it's kind of hard to
rock out to home on the range.
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Hey, come on, Kev. We're practicing how
much is that doggy in the window.
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What do you need me for?
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Somebody's got to bark.
254
00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:21,170
Oh, no, no, Kevin, you've got to start
somewhere.
255
00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:25,790
Perhaps when you've got a gig or two
under your belt, you'll start having a
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00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,030
more fun. Are you kidding?
257
00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:32,790
Who's going to hire a band like a... How
much is that doggy in the window?
258
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The one with the waggly tail.
259
00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:42,850
How much is that doggy in the window?
Why do I have to be here?
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That's about it.
261
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,460
Well, what if my single Valentine calls?
262
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,000
I mean, I was sure he was going to come
up to me at school today.
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Nobody did.
264
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,880
And Valentine's Day is going to be over
in a few hours.
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00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,620
Come on, Heather, cheer up.
266
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Maybe Mr. Axel will show up here
tonight.
267
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,420
Yeah, sure, dear.
268
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,560
May I have this dance, please?
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You never know.
270
00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:23,090
He's still coming, I hope. Yeah, he'll
be here in a few minutes. Mr.
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bringing him.
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00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,150
He's lucky to have such charming
parents.
273
00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:27,470
Oh, thank you, Beth.
274
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:31,250
I can see where he gets his good looks
and rugged manliness from.
275
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Well, ciao.
276
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:36,990
Nice kid.
277
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:41,010
We hope that dog is for sale.
278
00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:56,830
old brummel here. Got your yacht parked
outside?
279
00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:58,570
Terribly amusing.
280
00:16:58,730 --> 00:16:59,730
Quite.
281
00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:02,450
Excuse me, I feel like mingling.
282
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:05,369
Don't worry, it's only temporary.
283
00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:10,190
These things are such a bore, don't you
think?
284
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:13,270
Hopefully I've been looking for you. As
have I you.
285
00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:16,270
I believe they're playing our song.
286
00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:24,089
That's real.
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00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,920
about nuclear throwing.
288
00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,680
I'm sorry. Mind if I cut in?
289
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,760
Sure. Thanks, Dad.
290
00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:35,980
Hey, kitten.
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00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,340
May I say that you look very handsome
tonight?
292
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,620
Sure. Go ahead.
293
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:46,260
Wesley, what's happened to you? You seem
so different.
294
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,360
I hope I don't frighten you.
295
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:49,840
Oh, no.
296
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,220
Well, good, because I was thinking maybe
after the dance we could slip away in
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00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,220
the treehouse.
298
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,460
Sure. It's got a wonderful view.
299
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,720
On a clear night, you can see the two of
us.
300
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,640
What do you say to that?
301
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,120
I say, let's go.
302
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,800
Sorry.
303
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,620
Looks like your brother's doing okay.
304
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,300
I'm glad somebody is.
305
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,540
Hey, come on, honey.
306
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:20,500
I'm never going to find him.
307
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,440
Oh, I don't know.
308
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,680
Maybe your mystery man is just waiting
for the right moment.
309
00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:31,350
You know, like when you're both out on
the dance floor and he's holding you in
310
00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:32,350
his arms?
311
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:34,090
Like now?
312
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:35,730
Huh?
313
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,990
You hold the key to my heart.
314
00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:41,530
Be my valentine forever.
315
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:46,390
You mean you're the one that sent me the
card and the candy and the beautiful
316
00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:48,450
poem? Your old pal.
317
00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:51,870
What's the worst thing anybody's ever
done to me in my entire life?
318
00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:55,390
Having fun?
319
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,780
And here's one you grown -ups might
remember. It goes a little something
320
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:06,100
this. You ready, guys?
321
00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:07,940
One.
322
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,060
Standing on the corner.
323
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:33,730
Like when you get car sick?
324
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,310
I guess so.
325
00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:38,310
And I guess I was hoping you felt the
same way.
326
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,450
Well, it's funny consolation.
327
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,570
I do feel a little nauseous.
328
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,270
You mean it?
329
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:53,430
Well, look, it's the first boy I ever
really liked. And I'm planning to prove
330
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:54,770
to you in more than words.
331
00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:13,150
I don't know. There must be something.
332
00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:15,790
We're only ten.
333
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:18,830
Yeah. I forget sometimes.
334
00:21:00,129 --> 00:21:03,430
Sorry. You don't know a better
occupation.
335
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:07,250
Matter of fact, neither do I.
336
00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:13,630
Standing on the corner, watching all the
girls, watching all the... Hey, Mr.
337
00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:15,950
Belvedere. Wesley, I thought you were in
bed.
338
00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:20,070
I was, but there's a piece of pie down
here with my name on it. Not anymore.
339
00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:27,640
So, listen, I just wanted to thank you
for helping me with Beth. You know,
340
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:28,660
giving me that advice.
341
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,380
Wesley, my advice was terrible.
342
00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:32,980
So what? Things worked out okay anyway.
343
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,720
They usually do.
344
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,740
And it's okay you ate my pie.
345
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,880
I'll just have a piece of Heather's
candy.
346
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,600
It's not your night, is it?
347
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,620
You're the best Valentine I ever had.
348
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:11,540
If I may permit myself a few Valentine's
Day thoughts.
349
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:17,080
Heather has realized that disappointment
aside, her heart does indeed belong to
350
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Daddy.
351
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:22,200
Kevin has been notified that the young
savages will henceforth be playing to
352
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,460
beat of a different drummer.
353
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:31,360
As for Wesley, I can only hope that his
first kiss was as memorable as mine. So
354
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,360
long ago.
355
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,380
Maggie, you vixen.
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