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Hold on. What's up?

65. That one up top. And it only comes with the DVD. You get no speakers.

You get no sound bar or nothing like that. 65.

I can't do 50 % off, man. You're

killing me.

How we doing today, man?

What's this? Band members of America?

No. I just want to sell my guitars.

You want to sell your guitars?

Yeah. All right.

Got them both.

Boy, you been hitchhiking across America with this one?

No.

Hey.

This is some rough shape, I tell you.

Yeah. Tell me about it. Do you want to check this one out too?

Well, yeah, if you want to sell it.

Oh, all right, all right. It's in much better condition than the case, I'll

you that much.

You hear that?

That's sweet, sweet music right there.

All right. Oh, and we got an electric.

God damn, I love some rock and roll, I'll tell you what.

My favorite.

So you want to sell them?

All right.

Got electric and acoustic.

Any reason for selling them?

Band breaking up?

No. Actually, a way bigger reason than that. Music career not working out for

you? No.

It's a tough industry to get in. I'll tell you that much. I got a couple

myself, and hell, I failed just about every time I tried.

Wait a second.

I heard a screaming eagle outside.

Are you serious? Wait, hold on. You didn't hit my truck, did you? No, I

didn't hit anything. You really? You heard my car?

That's what it sounded like when you walked in.

It sounded like a poorly tuned guitar. Or maybe you were playing next to your

car.

Wait, you've been driving for a couple days like that?

You sure you're going to hit nobody?

No, I haven't hit anybody.

But, I mean, I got to get them fixed in like June because... I would say

yesterday. Well, yesterday, but, you know, since I couldn't really get 300

the guy asked me for, I had to do something and sell something to see if I

pay that.

So you're breaking up the band, selling your instruments to fix your...

No, no, no, the band is still on.

I have more. These are just like ones that are kept in the bag and stuff.

Okay. Yeah. So you're actually in a band?

Yeah. What's your band called?

The Rookies. The Rookies? Yeah.

Y 'all a bunch of amateurs?

Well, I wouldn't say amateurs.

What do you do? Are you lead singer and guitarist? Come on, let me hear you. No.

Come on.

No, I think you should come check us all out together.

Check out. Come check you out.

I'd love to come check you out.

Yeah.

It's an all -girl band?

Yeah, it's five of us. Well, goddamn.

Five girls in a band.

So where do you girls play at?

Bars around town.

At the bars?

Yeah. I'm at the bars every night. Come on, I've never seen you girls play.

Wow.

All of them?

No, you don't.

I mean, I don't know about all of them. I know. I've got a couple favorites.

Come on, which bars do you play at?

I mean, what bars do you usually go to?

My favorite one is Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour.

I've never seen you either, because I'd love to check you girls out. I mean, I

was actually there, like, last week.

I don't know if you were there. I don't really remember last week, I'll be

honest with you. Oh.

Yeah, it was one of those weeks. Oh, yeah.

All right, so you wanted how much for the two guitars?

Well, I was kind of hoping you would, you know, help me out with the whole...

She wants me to help her out.

$300 so she can stop her car.

How's that sound?

I'm going to go on tour with you, ladies.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, that's right.

How's that? That's awesome.

See, I knew it.

Maybe you could be one of my groupies.

Actually,

I like five girls, so I could be one of your girls' groupies.

All right, so you said $300.

Yeah.

All right, I like it. You know, I like the cherry wood inlays here.

This is a beautiful acoustic.

This electric guitar is nice. You got any of the cables or amps to go with it?

I do, but I'm not trying to tell them.

Okay. All right. All right.

All right. Well, I mean, they're both pretty nice, and they accent you very

well. I'll tell you that right now.

So what I can do is I'll do 75.

For the electric and $25 for the acoustic for a total of $100.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

come on now. That's pretty good.

I mean, what good is an electric guitar with no electricity?

Now it's just a regular guitar again.

I don't know about that. And also, when I took a closer look, I saw...

i saw quite a bit of spalding here on the wood so again it's going to

devalue you a little bit i mean i'm gonna have to cut these strings have

restring tune them you know the rigmarole come on yeah but um

they're really expensive for a hundred dollars 75 yeah i think that's a pretty

good deal

I mean, hey, the second you drive a car off a lot, it depreciates in value,

right?

Everybody's got to make a buck around here.

Some people need to make 300 bucks.

Why don't you play on the street corner? Why don't you work the corners? I mean,

you know what I mean. Play music on the corner.

No, I usually only do bars.

But, I mean, come on now. Are you sure there's nothing that you can do to help

me out? I really need to take my break.

This is coming in between.

All right, well, here, you know, you're very pretty, so I will help you out. I'm

thinking that I'll come up a little bit in price for you just because I love

helping out a pretty lady, you know.

So I'll do $105.

Yeah, that's a 5 % increase.

$5 more.

$5 more to go on tour.

I don't know.

I can't actually.

Here is what I'm thinking. I have a collection of guitars right next door in

office. I have an amp. I have all the cables.

Maybe if it sounds super clean and you can play it for me or I play it, maybe

I'll be able to come up with a better price for you.

Okay. And that's just right next door in my office, and I'll be able to assess

the price a little more accurately.

That sounds good? Alright, well let's go ahead and do that. Let's close this bad

boy up.

Try not to break this case while we close it.

It looks warm.

Yeah, it's been around.

Oh yeah, it's been around the block?

A couple times. Oh, I like that.

Alright, I'll carry him out for you.

And it's just right here next door.

I'll be right back. I'm going to process these guitars.

Alright, man. Get them good.

Follow me this way, man.

lady in boxing league.

It's good for balance.

All right, here.

I have a tee right there.

Right there?

Right here. I want to see my collection of guitars over here.

Oh, got my amp.

See, I fancy myself a musician at one time in my life as well.

But bluegrass ain't really in anymore. You know what I mean?

Unfortunately, I mean it's my favorite music You never really told me what kind

of music you play?

Rock?

What kind of rock?

Just regular rock?

Thank you. Come on now.

See, sometimes I even put a strobe light in here.

I'll come in here and jam out by myself.

Come on, come in here.

Your minutes go on tour with the rookies.

Come on.

That sounds about as pretty as you look.

Thanks. Alright.

You girls got any groupies? Seriously.

You got any guys that follow you around town to town?

Well, yeah, a couple. A couple?

A couple. You want another one?

I mean, well, those guys are already pretty annoying.

They're annoying?

Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, we're trying to get the light off our shoulders.

Why? You don't like the attention from a man?

I mean, I do, but it's like too many.

Too many, huh? Yeah.

See, I want to be a rock star because I don't think there's such thing as too

many women.

I'd love to have another one on my list, you know what I mean?

Mm -hmm.

All right, so you got your own collection, huh? I told you, I got a

there.

We should do a duet sometime, you and me, do it together.

Alone?

Yeah.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah? Yeah. All right, I like your style. I mean, if you're good in music

stuff.

I meant like a duet, though, like you and me together.

Like music?

Yeah, sure, just, you know, get together and we can make beautiful music.

I mean, definitely.

I'm available right now.

Go where?

We can make beautiful music right in here.

Absolutely. Come on, you just heard me shredding.

It's quiet. It's private.

No,

we just have a jam session.

Make it real hardcore, you know what I mean?

You know what I mean? Just two people make beautiful music. Just letting it

flow.

Whatever happens, happens.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, you struck a chord with me.

Like... You

know what I'm saying.

Beautiful music.

The most beautiful music there is to make.

you know if you want to go to the bars and do like a thing together that's

probably fine we can do that i mean but we're here together right now you know

we're here together right now yeah but i mean it's not there's like nobody here

you know to see us play and stuff oh i don't want to see anybody else i don't

want anybody else to see us i don't know

i think since i heard the guitar play i'll come up to to 150 total

But if you want the 300 like let's make some music together, you know what I

mean?

Come on, you know what I'm saying now you're not dumb

You

know what I want

Cuz I think you're pretty and you're sexy with that guitar in your hand

hit on me or something?

I think that's apparent.

Um... Yeah, that's not gonna work out.

Why not? Come on. I'll give you the $300.

No, I'm sorry.

I don't do those things.

Do what things? Come on.

What do you mean?

Come on, I'll give you $300 and you can fix your car and keep playing in your

band. Are you serious?

Yeah. Are you...

You should have sex with me.

I mean, I was pulling it in lighter terms, but yeah.

I'm sorry.

This conversation is not going to go anywhere.

Why not? I think I'm going to just, you know. No, where are you going?

But it's bullshit.

No, come on. Here, plug it back in. Keep playing. No, it's fine.

But thanks.

Put it back in.

No, it's fine. How about I double down?

I'll double down. How about that?

600 bucks.

You mean for real?

Look at that. She turned around and smiled.

I knew you rocker chicks were freaky.

Come on, get your ass back here. 600 bucks. You can't say no to 600 bucks.

Your band must be doing really well if you say no to 600 bucks.

I mean, you know.

600 bucks.

600 bucks.

You're hesitating. Come on. Look at you. I know.

Look.

That's a lot of money. How many gigs you got to play to earn 600 bucks?

About like 12.

Yeah.

Come on. Get back here.

Let's make beautiful music. Oh, here she comes.

There she goes.

Now, if I plug it back in, that means yes.

You want me to put it in?

Wait.

Is anybody going to find out about this?

Find out about what?

Fuck. No, come on.

What's going on? No. I mean, and I have been recording this, too.

So.

I keep security all around here to protect myself. But don't worry.

It's to protect myself.

To protect yourself from what?

Thieves. Thieves?

Yeah. I don't think thieves need any protection. Surveillance.

Surveillance. Come on, 600 bucks.

First of all, how am I showing my innocence?

Because I'm a man of my word. All right.

A man of your word. That's right.

Okay, and how exactly does...

How does this go down?

Yeah. Well, if you agree and you let me put it in, you know, we'll start off

slow and see where it goes.

Sure.

Okay. Yeah?

Fuck it. I'll get the fucking rock star.

Is that what's going to happen right now? Oh, look at that.

Electricity.

Oh.

Put it in.

Come on, strike a chord with me.

It didn't get plugged in right, but that's fine. Take off that jacket and

Get comfortable.

Now you look more comfortable.

I guess.

You going to get on your knees?

My knees?

Yeah. Do what?

I mean, what do girls do when they're on their knees?

I'm sure nobody sees me.

I'm seeing this.

I mean, besides you.

No.

Oh, my God. I swear, if anybody sees this.

Who's going to see it?

I'm just saying.

Oh damn.

I got myself a groupie now.

You

ever

done this for money before?

No. Never?

No.

Here, look at me while you do that.

Eyes up.

Oh, yeah.

You sure you're a rookie?

You do that like a pro.

Eyes

up,

eyes up now.

Keep looking at me.

So I am.

That's right there.

Play the guitar and the skin flute, huh?

So you never fucked a promoter or anything like that to get a gig?

there you go

Get down there.

God damn.

Oh yeah.

Eyes on me.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh shit.

Oh, that's going low, huh?

I knew you played the rusty trombone.

Oh, God damn.

You're a fucking freak, I knew it.

That's enough.

You gonna play the guitar?

I'm gonna try.

Oh, yeah.

I never really figured this shit out.

Oh, yeah, it just sucked that day.

God dang, that did good.

There

you

go.

Keep sucking that dick. Get back on your knees.

I feel like a damn rock star.

Suckin' my dick With no guitar pick

Get up here.

Hold on, let me get my camera.

Oh

shit.

Um...

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

No!

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh yeah, do that again.

Yeah, that's nice right there.

Yeah, just like that. Oh, yeah.

Oh shit

Yeah, just like that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, put it back in.

Put it back in so I can come on your face.

Oh, yeah.

Holy shit.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, you're gonna make me come.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Get on your knees. Get on your knees.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God damn.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit.

Look at that. My first day playing electric guitar, I already got a

Not a groupie.

Come on. You just got fucked backstage.

I think that counts as a groupie.

All right, I get changed.

I'm on to my next gig.

Do you mind giving me something to clean myself with?

Yeah, I got some invoices over here.

What the fuck is this?

It's an old invoice. Don't worry about it.

Hey, hey, hey.

Ugh.

Let me go in the shredder anyway.

The what?

The shredder. I don't need that one.

Use your scarf. You brought a scarf in here.

I'm supposed to dress myself in a scarf?

No, but I'm saying you can wipe the cum off with that.

No, I'm not going to clean myself with my clothes.

I don't know what to tell you then.

I have three customers in the shop and I don't want to lose them.

Really?

What am I supposed to do?

Put on your dress. Let's go.

I don't put it on.

I don't know what to tell you, but you can't stay here.

Very fucked up.

You're wasting goddamn time here.

What time?

My time.

I'm running a business.

Your time?

I'm coming back.

I got a restroom.

You can use my restroom.

Where is it?

You can't go down to my shop. Put your fucking dress on. Let's go.

God damn.

Franklin, I don't care what you do, but we gotta go.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. We can't walk out of my shop with your bra on your hand.

People are going to know we fucked.

Come in.

This is so not going to solve the cum in my face.

Right.

I can't see a thing, ma 'am. It's dark in here now.