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Excuse me, can I ask you something?
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Yeah, doll.
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searching apart, and I was wondering if
you could help me out a little.
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What goes through your head when you're
standing out here? Are you angry, bored,
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scared? Do you take traveler's checks?
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Sorry, I can't help you. I'm not a
hooker either. I'm an actress too.
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Really? You're very good.
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What are you working on?
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TV movie.
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Courtney Cox plays a nun who saved me
from the street.
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What about you?
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Sally Struthers, social worker. Same
thing.
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Excuse me.
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We're both actresses, and we were
wondering, what's it like to work the
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It's me.
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I'm with the L .A. Times. We're doing a
series on the lighter side of hustling.
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Hey, girls, can I ask you a few
questions?
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I'm writing a screenplay. Save it.
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Actor, actor, reporter.
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Oh, damn.
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Let's try her.
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Excuse me.
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Are you a hooker?
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Sergeant Jeffrey McClain, Hollywood
Vice.
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years ago today i gave birth to a baby
girl and now she's all grown up and
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beautiful did you buy me a car for what
being born i'm the one who went through
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23 hours of excruciating pain i'm the
one with the stretch marks i'm the one
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didn't sleep for six months because of
your lead colic what you buy me a simple
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no would suffice i did get you that
leather jacket you want really
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A leather jacket would sure look great
driving around in a new car.
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Tell her about your episiotomy.
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It wasn't the cutting. It was more the
stitching. Okay, okay.
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Can I go now? My friends are waiting for
me. Zoe, we haven't even eaten yet. And
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I told you your friends were welcome to
join us.
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Well, I would have invited them if they
don't find you as amusing as I do.
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Isn't the mother -daughter bond a
beautiful thing?
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How would I know?
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Believe this, there is no changing
station in the ladies' room. And to make
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matters worse, I'm at a baby wife's and
I had to use toilet paper on little
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William.
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Rachel, relax.
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We went camping once when you were a
baby and I had to wipe your butt with a
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leaf.
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Mother, you're still here?
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In into the valley of death.
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Edward, are you okay?
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Am I okay?
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I'm about to have dinner with my
girlfriend and my ex -wife because my ex
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has this whacked -out California Tai Chi
on the beach idea that we should all be
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friends. No, I'm not okay.
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There's my birthday girl.
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Hiya, baby.
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Guess what I have in here.
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A very small car?
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You want to hear about postpartum
depression?
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Hey, everyone. I'd like to meet Judy.
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Hi, Judy.
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Judy, this is Sybil and Mary Ann. You
know Zoe, of course. And this is my
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stepdaughter, Rachel Little William.
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Go ahead. Open it.
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Skates. Not just skates.
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Rollerblade skates.
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You don't like them?
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No, they're great. Thanks, Dad. I bought
a pair for myself so we can go skating
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together. In public?
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Hey, isn't that something? You finally
got a set of wheels.
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Thank you for inviting me. That was very
brave of you.
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Well, I wanted to meet you. And there's
no reason we can't all be friends.
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Of course, not like you and he are
friends.
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You and I will just have to be friendly
friends.
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Like he and I... Oh,
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we could all just hop into bed together
and let God sort it out.
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I knew this was a bad idea.
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Devil, I just have to say that I hate
you for being a grandmother and looking
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good. I like her. I like her a lot.
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While you're in the hating mood, guess
how much I weigh.
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Oh, you two are great.
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I believe you described them as a bitter
lush and a soul -sucking heritage.
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Very funny. I never said soul -sucking.
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Hey, Zoe, having fun yet?
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There's only one thing that could make
me more miserable.
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candles, remember?
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It would appear as if Zoe has met the
butthole of her dreams. That
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was something, wasn't it? Sure was nice
to see her smiling for a change.
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Too bad about that big slab of romaine
lettuce stuck to her teeth.
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Well, she does take after her mom,
doesn't she? Chip off the old slob.
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Bob, Zoe, let's take on Ira's
girlfriend.
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You first.
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I can't. I like her.
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Damn. Me too.
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Stop talking about her. She's here.
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We weren't talking about you. But could
you give us another five minutes?
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You might want to know that your
daughter's in the kitchen eating her
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cake with the busboy. How romantic.
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The eggs are laughing at me. The eggs
are laughing at me.
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I said close the cover before striking.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Oh, give us a kissy. Just a little
kissy, kissy, kissy.
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Thank you, Anna.
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I'll see you out there.
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Oh, my.
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That was unexpected.
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Some people sing in the shower. Maybe
some people freak out on the toilet.
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Sounds reasonable.
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Or maybe she's just one maraca short of
a mariachi band.
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Well, we are going to go out there and
pretend as if nothing happened.
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You do realize what this means, don't
you?
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Yeah, now we can really dish her.
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The Hindu goddess who creates worlds and
then eats them?
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Really? We should have her over.
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Let me try on your scarf.
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Oh, going out with the busboy tonight,
huh?
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His name is Sean.
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Sweater. Sean? Would it be too intrusive
if I was to ask about Sean?
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He's my age, his parents are still
married, but he's more screwed up than
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And even though he's not classically
handsome, when I talk about Kali, he
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that that's the eater of worlds.
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Now that's some special guy. Don't let
him get away.
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You think those pants would fit me?
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One of my shoulders is higher than the
other. I think I have scoliosis.
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Maybe I should get a brace.
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Oh, you don't have scoliosis.
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I'm fat.
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Oh, now, Zoe, don't start that again.
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I am fat. Why don't you just admit it?
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Okay, you're a big old red -headed cow.
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Mother! What do you want from me? I'm
fat!
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Earring.
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This is so pathetic. It's like I've
never been out on a date before and I
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my mother to help me dress.
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Want me to leave?
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No, don't leave.
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No, just one.
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Anything else?
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Yeah, I need some advice.
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Good, because I'm almost out of clothes.
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Why do I feel so stupid around him?
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Oh, honey, now this is something I can
help you with.
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You see, our culture teaches girls that
they have to act dumb if they're going
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to get... Oh, God, it's him! It's him!
Answer it! Answer it!
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Okay, I'm going. Mother?
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What? Please put on some clothes.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'm going.
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smart, so don't try to be clever.
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Okay.
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Zoe's been saying some really nice
things about you.
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Thanks.
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She, uh, she has skin like milk.
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I, uh, I'm lactose intolerant, but I
still find it very attractive.
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Well, maybe if you thought of her skin
as more of a non -dairy creamer.
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a married one.
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in love like that again?
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Head over heels?
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No, I think the best we can hope for is
heels over head.
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If we're lucky.
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Who was that?
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Iris' girlfriend.
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She called to say she was coming over.
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Oh, is she coming over to have a
conversation with your toilet?
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Don't judge, Marianne.
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You have talked to a few toilets face
-to -face in your time.
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Tuesday.
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Hi. I hope I'm not disturbing you. Oh,
not at all. Come on in.
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Thanks. You remember Marianne. Hi.
Hello.
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I just felt bad I didn't have a present
for Zoe the other night, and I wanted to
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drop this off. Oh, that's so nice. Well,
she's not on a date, but I'll make sure
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she gets it.
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Would you like a drink?
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Uh, I could use a glass of water.
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Follow me.
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Every time you sunk a boat, you'd drink
a shot.
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That's a fabulous idea.
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Civil, we should try that.
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So, is going out with the bus boy?
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Yes. Do you have any children?
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No. Believe it or not, I've never been
married.
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Oh, what a lovely home you have.
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You know, I mean, it looks elegant but
lived in, like you're not afraid to put
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your feet up on the furniture.
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Yeah, that's what I was going for.
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I think I'll join you.
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I said a spatula, not a spoon. Are you
insane?
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Uh -oh, everyone's up. We're going into
a tunnel.
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And seven.
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Bingo!
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Oh, I am so thirsty.
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I just recommend at least eight full
glasses of water a day.
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Well, she's very lucky to have a friend
like you.
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Stupid little goat!
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I told you to watch your fingers. Don't
you make me come in there!
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Wish my best friend lived in L .A.
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Martin Van Buren! Martin Van Buren!
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Oh!
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Let me try. And try what?
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to do about what?
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Hey, Ma! Them critters are back! Give me
my gun!
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Pull!
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Pull!
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Hey, you!
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You! Come on over here! Five, six,
seven, eight!
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Mary Ann, we have a very big problem.
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No, I think they have a very big
problem.
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You're going to have to tell Ira.
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Tell him what?
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That he divorced Sybil with a C and now
he's dating Sybil with an S?
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She will, and you have a nice night.
Drive safely.
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Toodle. Bye.
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That is really sad.
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Terrible. Tragedy.
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sexual thing, am I?
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Cute. I'm practicing.
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What's up?
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I need to talk to you about Judy.
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Hey, Judy really likes you.
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I like Judy.
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Are you two getting serious?
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Let's move it along.
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Well, remember, slow and steady wins the
race.
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All right, what?
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Boy, how can I put this?
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Ira, your girlfriend has some real
problems.
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What kind of problems?
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Well, I don't know exactly, but I do
know if you get married, You don't want
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honeymoon in Niagara Falls.
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What are you talking about?
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She's nuts.
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And not just average nuts. We're talking
turn -on -the -faucet Cujo nuts.
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Wow.
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Okay, I get it. I'm really sorry.
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You're threatened by Judy. You're
jealous. You can't deal with the fact
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finally found somebody who's substantial
and mature.
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Somebody you can't make fun of.
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That's not true.
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I can make fun of her.
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Listen.
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We tried to get back together. It didn't
work out.
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I've moved on.
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Maybe you should move on, too.
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You know, Ira, you're right.
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I'm just jealous. I'm so embarrassed.
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Don't be.
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It's totally understandable.
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I'm going to go home now and do some
long, hard thinking.
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Yeah, don't beat yourself up too much.
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Thanks.
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Can you find it in your heart to forgive
me? Of course I forgive you. You still
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haven't finished grieving the loss of
me.
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had a good time tonight me too zoe um
it's just that uh
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tonight was um boy um what i've never
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really felt oh man i was thinking the
same thing really really yeah
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i mean i i feel as if i've known you all
my life yeah it's like um it's like
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we're connected somehow yeah
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Sean, I'm not sure I like it.
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What do you mean?
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Maybe we could go inside and talk.
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or subtle way of saying, leave me alone,
I don't want to talk about it.
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Gee, you think?
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Marianne, when a teenage girl wants to
be left alone, you have to give them
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their space.
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I'll just make sure she's okay.
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May I join you?
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It's a big sky.
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Yes, sweetheart?
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Do you know what Marianne does when
you're not here?
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Is it legal?
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Yeah, it's just not very seemly.
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You want to talk about what happened
tonight?
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Nothing.
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Nothing happened.
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We went to a movie, then we took a walk,
then we came home.
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Did you have a good time?
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Great time. He's really nice. Good. When
are you going to see him again?
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I'm not.
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That makes a lot of sense.
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All relationships end sooner or later.
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People get hurt. What's the point?
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Who says all relationships end sooner or
later?
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Look around.
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You're right.
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It's hopeless.
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We might as well just lie here and die.
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Reverse psychology, what am I, nine?
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You're fat, too.
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I am not.
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See, it works.
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Look, Zoe, I've had trouble with
relationships in my life, too.
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Really? I hadn't noticed.
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But just because my two marriages failed
doesn't mean that you can't have a
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successful relationship.
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I'm not a product of my environment.
Thank you very much.
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I know, you're a completely self -made
woman.
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But I just want you to think about it
before you dump a guy who's hip about
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goddess Kali and likes your milky skin.
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He said my skin was milky?
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Aren't you glad you listened to me about
the sunblock?
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So, I get home and Kevin's not even
there. And I've been carrying that child
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my chest for 12 hours like some old pack
mule.
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Anyway, to make a long story short, he
just waltzes in at 9 .30 as if nothing
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happened. P .S. I just up and walked.
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out. Didn't say a word.
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It's strange. I really thought when
Rachel got married, we'd seen the last
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her.
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Oh, very funny, Zoe. Just so happens,
Mom, Zoe's touching me. Make her stop.
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I'm gonna have to separate you two. I
will stop the car right now. I mean it!
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Sybil? Yes?
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What are we doing?
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Synchronized laying.
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Ah.
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I think I'm lying on a sprinkler head.
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Feels good.
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What happened when you told Ira about
Judy?
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Apparently we were wrong. According to
him, I'm just jealous.
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Something wrong with Judy? I really
liked her. No, nothing's wrong with her.
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Nothing at all. She's terrific.
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Yeah, well, you never had to go to a
drive -thru car wash with her.
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This feels great.
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What a terrific idea.
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Well, to be honest, I really can't take
credit for it.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it was your ex -wife's idea. She
told me how much she used to love
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in a hot tub.
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Interesting. She probably felt she owed
me one after this scene she made at my
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house. Well, no matter why she did it,
it was a pretty classy gesture.
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You know, the water's getting a little
cool.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wait till it's more hot.
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