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And with Mommy's good knives.
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It was time for her nap, Mommy.
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And you look tired, too.
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Good night, Mommy.
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What? Have you...
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TV show wins its time slot every week.
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Well, I guess that's why you get to star
in your own movie while others spend 25
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years learning their craft, only to be
killed off during the opening credits.
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Sit up outside for Mom's fall off the
balcony.
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Stud doubles.
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Is that okay?
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Yeah, fine. You two are brilliant. Just
brilliant.
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How come she gets a bigger knife than
me? How come she has more money?
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Do not try telling.
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I show wins its time slot every night.
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Maybe you'd kill me on that one.
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Hey, Sip.
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Hi, Jeff.
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Jeff!
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Like looking in a mirror, huh?
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Maybe if I was on acid.
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What are you doing here, Jeff? Well, the
regular stunt guy got hurt and they
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called me to fill in. Isn't it great? I
mean, you and me working together,
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living in the same house. It's almost
like being married again.
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Except that you're not dating as much.
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Hey, how about we carpool tomorrow?
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Jeff, sit down.
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Cross your legs.
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Jeff, when I invited you to live over
the garage, I was thinking a week or two
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tops. And, well, I hate to be pushy, but
it's been two months.
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Say no more. You've been extremely
patient. And I don't want to wear out my
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welcome. So when are you going to move
out? A week or two tops.
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Say, how about I buy dinner tonight?
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Oh, that isn't really necessary. No, no,
I insist.
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Here's ten bucks.
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Drop by the Colonel on the way home and
pick up a bucket.
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You want fries with that?
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No, us girls got to watch our figures,
know what I mean?
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Hey, Stretch.
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You ever go out with a stuntman before?
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Well, actually, yes.
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How about two stuntmen?
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Tempting. I better not.
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However... See that big old country girl
over there? I think
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she might be interested.
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Really? Thanks.
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We may need reinforcements.
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or creme brulee.
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Sure.
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Or we could split a deep fried river
rat. They're always good.
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Okie doke.
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Will you turn off that stupid trial?
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Are you insane?
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It's gavel to gavel coverage.
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And I don't intend to miss a single
gavel.
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Let me save you some time.
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Whether or not he did it, this is L .A.
He'll walk.
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And oh, what a walk it is.
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So I gotta jump on this horse buck
naked.
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But she startles, and I land on the
business end of the saddle horn.
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Keep pouring until that's gone.
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I don't see enough of him these days.
Sybil, look at this. The prosecutor's
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an off -the -rack dress and a bad perm.
What are we paying taxes for? That's
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exactly my point.
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Hello, ladies.
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Jeff, we had a deal. I don't go to the
topless donut shop near the airport, and
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you don't come here.
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Oh, come on, Sybil. I'm celebrating.
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You finally found your own apartment?
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Even better, I quit my job. You quit?
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Ah, quit, fired, same difference.
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DNA, shmeana, without a murder weapon,
you've got bupka.
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Jeff, what happened? Well, I kind of got
in a little fight with the dwarves.
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You hit dwarves?
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Well, they started it.
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One of them made some smart remark about
my dress.
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I said, watch your mouth,
Rumpelstiltskin.
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He takes it personal.
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Jumps to my back, starts punching me in
the neck.
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You're lucky he jumped before he started
punching.
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So, I grab him by the belt, lob him at
his pal like they tell you to do. Next
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thing I know, security's escorting me
off the lot.
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Like they tell you to do.
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Well, it's common knowledge.
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Punch a shark in the nose, stare down a
lion.
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Lob a dwarf by the belt.
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Even I know that.
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Anyway, I think it's for the best.
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I mean, I've outgrown stunt work.
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It's time I found something more
fulfilling.
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Well, that's great, but how does it
affect the farewell Jeff party we had
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planned?
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Don't worry, Sybil. I'll have a new job.
I'll be out of the house before you
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know it. A week or two tops. I know.
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I'll see you back at the ranch.
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Bye, Marianne. Bye, Gulliver.
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Marianne, how do I get the man out of my
house?
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Easy. Marry him again.
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Discover what you're best at. Can I
help?
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Go away, Zoe.
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What are you writing?
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A list of my people skills.
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Oh, cool. Outgoing, friendly.
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Don't forget dwarf throwing. That's a
people skill.
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Good news, Jeff.
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According to this book, if we take into
account your people skills and data
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skills and mechanical skills, the career
you're best suited for is organ donor.
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Go away.
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Zoe. Think about it. In today's market,
one healthy kidney is a nice chunk of
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change. Go away, Zoe.
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And don't forget, bone marrow is a
renewable resource.
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Zoe.
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Believe it or not, I do care what you
think of me.
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And you're really hurting my feelings.
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I am?
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I was just
kidding.
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Chump. Go away, Zoe.
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I just wanted you to know that I'm
really proud of you. Well, thank you,
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So have we decided what we're going to
be when we grow up?
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Go away, Sybil.
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Well, come on. How's it going?
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Well, this book is no help. I think I'm
going to put out some feelers. I know a
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lot of important people in the industry.
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Once they find out I'm available, the
phone will be ringing off the hook. I'm
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sure it will.
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Well, just out of curiosity, when these
important people call, what will they be
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asking you to do?
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Well, movies, TV things, lunches,
meetings, giving your opinion. I'm great
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that stuff.
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I think you're being a little naive,
Jeff.
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There's a lot more to being an
entertainment executive than meeting,
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handing out uninformed opinions.
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I really appreciate it.
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Look at him.
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That's not good.
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Not good at all. That's bad.
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Why doesn't he just go back to stunt
work?
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He says he doesn't want to take a step
back. That's understandable.
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One more step back and he won't have
opposable thumbs.
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I've tried to talk to him, but he won't
listen to me. So, naturally, ask your
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other ex -husband to talk to him. You
guys have a lot in common. He's a man,
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you're a man. He's switching careers,
you switch careers.
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He's a man, you're a man?
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I'm what kind of man?
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Big, strong, helpful man.
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And? A man who's not paying me alimony
yet.
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Jeff, how you doing, old pal?
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What do you want?
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Oh, thought I'd just come over and hang.
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So, how goes the battle, big guy?
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Got a lot of irons in the fire, a week
or two tops.
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Good, good, glad to hear it.
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Well, there's a lot of male bonding
going on here. I think I'll just go up
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darn some socks.
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Can some fruit.
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Jeff, you mind if I give you a little
advice?
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Make it fast. I'm expecting a call.
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Sure you are.
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When I decided to become a writer, I
didn't just quit my job at the law firm.
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I wrote at night.
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Sure, I lost in sleep.
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And a few clients went to jail who
perhaps shouldn't have.
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The important thing is I kept my cash
flow going and never had to live over
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anyone's garage.
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I can't go back to being a stuntman.
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Why? Because of your pride?
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Look at you. What do you have to be
proud of?
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Ira, let me tell you a story.
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Oh, boy, a story.
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I've been a stuntman for 26 years.
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I learned from the best in the business.
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A man by the name of Stitch Sullivan.
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If he was the best, why was his name
Stitch?
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You want to hear the story or not?
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Yeah, what the hell?
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Well, Stitch taught me how to take a
fall, how to roll a car, handle
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But you know what the most important
thing he taught me was? Wear a cup?
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I'm sorry, that was inappropriate.
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Go on.
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He taught me to never think about the
fear.
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And I never did.
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Until last week.
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Is that the problem?
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You're scared?
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That's why I sucker punched the dwarf
and got myself fired.
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I just couldn't face the fall off the
balcony.
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Okay, so you got scared.
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I can understand that.
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I can't understand why you're picking on
dwarves, but fear, I understand.
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Oh, sure, you're a writer. What do you
got to be scared of, paper cuts?
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Hey, let me tell you something, buddy.
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There is no fear greater than facing a
blank page.
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And I have to do it every day of my
life.
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I never thought of that.
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So you're saying that someday you might
wake up and not have any ideas?
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Exactly.
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Interesting.
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Well... What happens if a really long
time goes by and you still can't come up
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with anything?
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Well, you hope that won't happen.
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That's why a lot of you guys commit
suicide.
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I... I guess.
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Oh, man.
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All of a sudden, you're empty. Dry as a
bone.
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Death city.
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Yeah.
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And the worst thing is you never know
when it's gonna happen.
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I can't breathe.
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Hey! How's it going in here?
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Well... I found out why Jeff won't leave
your house.
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And?
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And... I don't think I can leave either.
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Let's hurry.
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I don't want to... miss the forensics
testimony.
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Relax, Marianne. Look around.
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A lot of these people used to be famous.
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You're right.
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There's Cesar Romero.
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Cesar Romero is dead.
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Well, then somebody should get him out
of the sun.
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Oh, this isn't a hand. It's a foot.
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Just once.
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Just once. Could you say something
besides, this isn't a hand. It's a foot.
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Say it's an ankle. Say it's a leg.
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A bladder?
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This isn't a hand as a bladder. What the
hell is that?
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You know what a bladder is? It's a thing
you can't control anymore.
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Come on, fellas, let's play cards.
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Okay, I'm in for a nickel.
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Nickel? What's the matter? Ain't you got
nothing smaller?
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Yeah, but my zipper's stuck.
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Hey, fellas, look.
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Chex's. Where, where?
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I only had my prostate back for just an
hour.
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Fuck, fuck.
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Excuse me. I'm looking for Stitch
Sullivan.
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Oh, he's over there by the window.
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Can I touch your tushy?
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What?
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Don't worry, Cupcake. Nothing on him
works but his mouth.
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Do you know who I am, baby?
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No, but I'm sure after a little nap
you'll remember.
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I just want to say I loved you guys in
The Little Rascals.
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Sullivan?
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Stitch?
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, Charlie Sheen bought us hookers
again.
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Mr. Sullivan, I'm Sybil Sheridan.
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Do you remember a guy named Jeff
Robbins? He's a stuntman.
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Sure, I remember Jeff.
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What's the deal? He gets you pregnant.
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Well, yeah, 24 years ago.
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Well, good luck in getting him to marry
you now.
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Mr. Sullivan, Jeff has lost his nerve.
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Can't work anymore.
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Couldn't bring himself to tell me. Had
to tell my other ex -husband, Ira.
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I know how important you are to him. He
talks about you all the time. Dick
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Sullivan, the best stuntman in the
business.
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So I thought if anyone could help him
out of this, it'd be you. What do you
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think?
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Mr. Sullivan?
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What do you say? Want to come to my
house and talk to Jeff?
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Who?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, what's in it for me, Angel Face?
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I'll make you lunch.
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Oh, good enough.
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You don't need your wheelchair?
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Nah, I just use it to cruise for broads.
Without wheels, they won't even look at
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you.
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So the bear said, you didn't come here
to hunt, did you?
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You didn't come here to hunt.
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That's rich.
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Mary Ann, time to go.
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Sorry, boys. Gotta run.
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Thanks for letting us touch your tushy.
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It was an honor.
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You let them touch your tushy? Yep.
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Knew I can cash some Social Security
checks.
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Jack, give me the remote, quick.
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Oh, no. What is she wearing now? Oh, I
definitely object.
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Jack? Look at the hair.
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Ditch Sullivan.
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Ditch.
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Man, it's been a long time.
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Boy, you got old.
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She looks like a pilgrim. Is this the
trial of the century or a Thanksgiving
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pageant? I can't believe it. It's great
to see you. Oh, to slap you silly, you
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yellow -bellied punk.
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Can I have my sandwich now?
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Ditch, I was hoping you could give him a
little encouragement.
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Got you.
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Sit down.
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Now, what's the deal, you spineless
rodeo clown?
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Blondie here says you lost your nerve.
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I don't know what happened, Stitch. I
woke up one morning, I couldn't do it
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anymore. She flopped. She flopped.
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Do you mind?
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You know what your problem is, Jim?
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Jeff. Jeff, you forgot why you became a
stuntman in the first
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place.
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Well, I like... Like being in show
business.
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You know, traveling, excitement.
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Nookie.
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World -class Hollywood nookie.
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Okay, Stitch, loop's on.
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Hold on, Angel. I'm making a point here.
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He's got my attention.
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We both know that women go for men who
take risks, face death.
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Yeah, I know that.
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But what do you do about the fear?
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You want to know what fear is?
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Fear is... trying to pick up Jane
Russell at the Brown Derby and having to
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her you're an accountant.
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You did Jane Russell?
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Well, hell yeah, and I had a broken
collarbone.
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Wow.
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You've got to make a choice.
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Either you conquer that fear or never
score the choice. Good as again.
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Well, time to go to work.
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Thanks, Fitz.
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I can't believe it.
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That's all it took to get him to go back
to stunt work, the macho fantasy about
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what women want?
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00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,700
Well, why'd you sleep with him?
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His brain.
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He makes a solid argument, darling.
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What's that?
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Divorce court?
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Uh -huh.
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Anyway.
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Ira,
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calm down. Listen to me.
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You're just a little stuck.
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It happens to all writers.
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00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:42,120
Oh, come on. Don't be silly. You're not
going to quit writing and become a
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farmer. I'll tell you why not.
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Everyone knows writers get all the
choice Hollywood nookie.
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Okay. Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe.
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Of course I'm right.
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Goodbye.
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He bought it?
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I'm going to type him before I put the
phone down.
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Mom, the test started again.
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I almost missed all of it yesterday. I
have a complete set of transcripts in
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case you want to catch up.
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00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:07,180
Even the pretrial hearing?
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00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,220
Did I say complete?
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Is there anything you could watch that
panders more to the lowest, most venal
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instincts of our society?
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Wheel of Fortune, but it's been
preempted.
352
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,580
Jeez, what now?
353
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,620
Ernest Hemingway and every good -looking
woman in Key West.
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Excuse me?
355
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,840
Yes, this is Sybil Sheridan.
356
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Oh, no.
357
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:30,440
Well, he has had some problems lately.
358
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,800
Okay, I'll be right there.
359
00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:45,810
and shoot him off.
360
00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:52,850
Peter, how long have you been up there?
Oh, I'd say for about $30 ,000.
361
00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:57,970
I heard him on your say -so, Sybil. I
heard about the dwarf incident.
362
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,990
I'm really sorry about this. I'll go
talk to him. Thank you.
363
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,770
Oh, I read your script.
364
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:06,910
The sassy waitress part, have you cast
that yet?
365
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:08,150
Go.
366
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:17,160
As long as we're waiting, could you put
the trial on?
367
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,340
Excuse me, can I try?
368
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:21,740
Why not?
369
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:24,820
Daddy, it's me, Rachel.
370
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:28,100
I just wanted you to know that I love
you very much.
371
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,900
We all love you very much. Now please,
jump off the building!
372
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:48,470
Hey, Sib.
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00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,570
How long are you planning on standing
out there?
374
00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:53,530
Oh, I don't know, a week or two tops.
375
00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:59,090
Aren't you worried about not scoring the
choice goodies?
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00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:01,410
Not at this particular moment, no.
377
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:10,710
You know, Sib, I was thinking, if you do
a job long enough, you sort of become
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00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:11,710
the job.
379
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:14,790
But when you can't do the job anymore...
380
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,880
What exactly are you then?
381
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,740
Jeff, listen to me.
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You are not your job.
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Even if you did nothing for a living,
you'd be a wonderful, valuable person.
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00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:29,480
And I know you. If you don't make this
jump, you're going to hate yourself. You
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need to do this.
386
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,800
But I can't.
387
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,960
It's always about you, isn't it?
388
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:42,960
What? I opened my home to you. I let you
live over in my garage.
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00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:46,790
I ask you to jump off one little
building and you can't be bothered.
390
00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,130
Did you ever once think about my
feelings?
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00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:52,170
No, you just sit on my couch and sponge,
sponge, sponge.
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00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,150
Sybil, this is not a good time.
393
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You eat my food, drink my beer, sneak
your dirty shorts into my hamper like I
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00:20:58,310 --> 00:20:59,310
don't notice.
395
00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:03,010
The worst part of it is, every time I
turn around, there you are.
396
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:06,750
I see more of you now than when we were
married. Oh, jeez, don't start.
397
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:10,150
And speaking of when we were married,
did you ever wash a dish?
398
00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:12,910
Did you ever cook a meal, change a
diaper? No!
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00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,280
You're too selfish.
400
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,100
You're even selfish in bed.
401
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,240
Not once in four years of marriage did
you have the decency to slow down and
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00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,240
wait. That's it. Goodbye.
403
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,140
Hey, you guys, look here. I'm not done
yet.
404
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,600
I did it.
405
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:27,920
Yes.
406
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,140
Thanks, Sim.
407
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,200
Perfect.
408
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,600
Did you get that?
409
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,420
Where the hell is everybody?
410
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,180
Watching them cross -examine the maid.
411
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:51,800
They made you jump twice.
412
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,300
Yeah, you really nailed it the first
time, Jeff.
413
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,380
And almost nailed it a second time.
414
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,380
I'm not talking to you.
415
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:03,380
Another three feet to the left and you
wouldn't be talking to anybody.
416
00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:06,060
You know, Sib, I was wondering.
417
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,340
When you called me a selfish lover, you
were just trying to make me jump, right?
418
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,900
Oh, yeah, you thought right through me.
You bet. Made it up.
419
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:17,020
Here's what I was wondering.
420
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:19,900
When exactly are you moving out, Jeff?
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00:22:20,430 --> 00:22:23,490
As soon as the neck brace comes off, I'm
back to work. And when is that? All
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00:22:23,490 --> 00:22:24,490
together now.
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00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,270
A week or two tops.
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