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MUSIC: 'Every Breath You Take' by The Police

IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...

Boys, get ready to leave the villa.

CHEERING

# Every step you take I'll be watching you... #

- ALL: - Boys out, boys out!

What goes on tour...

What? Wait, where are they?

If a girl comes in that's all for you,

it's gonna be fireworks, isn't it?

THEY LAUGH

I don't know if she's just a good-time girl.

..doesn't stay on tour.

She's had a threesome.

Airing my dirty laundry, is it?

# Every step you take... #

Hi, boys.

GASPING, SCREAMING

- Three? - There's three of them!

I'm ready to go in and just spice some stuff up.

Oh, hon, you bring it, bitch.

- Are you coming back with us? - Course I am.

Harry, get that smirk off your face.

It would be nice if we talk one-on-one with some of you.

Oh, my...

# Crying, baby, baby, please. #

Tonight...

- Why is there a big screen? - What's all this about?

What do you think it's about?

- I think they was watching the dates. - Watching?

..actions...

I think tonight is gonna be very, very messy.

You've violated me in front of all of the girls.

..have consequences.

- I have no loyalty to you. - And your place here is irrelevant.

And you're irrelevant, babe.

Shut up!

# They only want you in a cage

# For your eyes only... #

IAIN: The girls just saw something so shocking,

it made them sick to their stomachs.

And once I'd finished showing them my new piercings,

we stuck on some footage of three Bombshells

gate-crashing the boys' night out.

# Blood in the water... #

I don't think we've got anything to worry about, honeys.

I've got a thing to worry about - my man! My actual man is a problem.

Basically saying I'm a massive red flag

because of something that I've done in the past,

and I'm a big party girl.

- That he has done as well. - So has he. - That he has done as well.

- It's the double standards. - So has he, so has he.

Don't even pay attention to that.

He's a walking red flag at 30 years old.

All he's done since me and him have started chatting

is make every single conversation sexual.

I'm gonna tell you something now,

and I didn't wanna, like, be a shit-stirrer.

But when me and Harry had a chat the other day,

he was like literally saying it's unfinished business with me and him.

And I was like, "No, it's done."

And he went to me,

"I'm not sure whether the thing with Helena that I've got

"is just a flirty thing, and with you, it's like everything."

- But that was... - Harry needs to sort his game out.

Like, Harry's making out that he's, like, 30,

- and he's got his shit together. - Really mature.

And he knows exactly what he wants.

All he's done is piss about this villa,

literally sticking on everyone.

I don't know how he has a leg to stand on, because he's a man child.

I actually feel sick.

Tommy said easy option, he sees me as an easy option.

Not being funny, I had plenty of opportunities

to get to know a lot of other boys.

And who has always been first?

Listen, I said, like, Bombshells coming, do your thing,

- but don't do it at our expense. - Don't be disrespectful.

Don't have our names in your mouth when you talk about you, yeah?

Come in as a Bombshell on your own back, then talk about us.

Yeah, it's so true.

- I'm sorry, you didn't know us. - Did you crawl back to Shakira?

- Yeah! - On your hands and knees?

You don't even know any of us. Like, so rude.

How do you feel about Conor?

I thought the arm around her was, like, disrespectful.

- That was a laugh. - That was as soon as she sat down.

- Girls, it's gonna go down. - I'm raging.

I'm raging. My legs won't stop shaking.

Yeah, but I'm not raging, I'm raging about the disrespect.

Even De and, like, Shea and that, all backing it,

oh, what she said on the daybed.

Do you really think De's head's gonna turn?

I don't think it will.

The girl in the black's about to get it from me.

SPLUTTERS

And me. Oh, she just can't help herself, going, "Aw!"

Bring 'em out. Come on, then. Come on!

Let me at them. No, I need to calm down.

Let the games commence, isn't it?

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- To our first date. - To our first date, and hopefully the best one.

It's on the screen! It's Harry!

- So, Harry. - HE CLEARS THROAT

Tell me a bit about yourself. What you do?

I know you said Helena wasn't your usual type, so...

"Helena's not your usual type."

It would be nice to see what sort of personality traits

- you look for in someone. - I think the main thing's ambition.

- Yeah. - Someone that wants a family. Like, I'm 30.

- Yeah. - I'm ready for it. - Are you?

Like, yeah. I've got my shit together.

- What?! - LAUGHTER

Have you fuck! Have you fuck.

Obviously, I know you sort of had that sort of thing with Shakira.

- Mm-hm. - And now, you're recoupled with Helena.

- Helena. - Do think there's still something there

- between you and Shakira, maybe? - Potentially. - OK.

I think there's unfinished business.

- LAUGHTER - What?!

- OK. - And I think she knows that as well.

- OK. - It's just not the right time. She has pride, she's actually...

She's only 22, but she's ahead of her years,

- and she has a lot of self-respect, so... - Definitely.

She's not just gonna run back to me.

Why is he still talking about Shakira?

I thought he nipped that in the bud.

That was a dig, saying she's got self-respect.

Sexual attraction is a massive thing for me.

Like, I wanna look at you and think, "I wanna rip your clothes off."

Rip them clothes off because of that horrific fashion sense.

LAUGHTER

- I think you are thinking that. - Am I?

- GIRLS EXCLAIM - I think so.

- I think you're thinking that as well. - Oh, Harry, shut up.

I think that you need, and I need, that initial attraction to someone.

- Definitely. - I think those... - Do you have that initial attraction?

I think those hazel eyes are doing that for me.

- Fuck me. He reuses the same lines. MEGAN: - Does he?!

Do you like what you got with Helena?

- And you want to keep doing that? - I like what I got with Helena.

- OK. But you also like what you see now. - And that... I like what I see.

- You're a lucky man, Harry. - I feel lucky right now. Yeah, yeah.

I feel like I'm... I'm holding a pair of aces right now.

I've got a really good hand right now.

- You're a fraud, Harry. - It's done, mate.

- Her eyes... Your eyes are better, hon. - It's done.

Why did he even have to say about Helena?

- He'd barely talk about Helena. - "I like where I am with Helena."

- Yeah, that was it. - I knew it from the beginning.

I'm not really surprised.

- Cheers. - MEGAN: - Oh, here we go.

- Cheers. - Toni, settle in, babe.

So, remind me of your current situation.

- I'm with Toni. - Mm-hm. By default or choice?

- GASPS - Well, she picked me.

- So you're open. - Yeah, I'm definitely open. - Yeah.

I think you've probably noticed that I was looking at you straightaway.

You've definitely caught my eye the most.

- Yeah, I think... - At least she knows what she wants.

Whatever I do, I'm just gonna be respectful, and...

- Yeah. - Yeah, and just...

- My King! - Good answer. - That was such a good answer.

Such a nice guy.

So, yeah, I'm definitely going to get to know you.

There's no question about that.

Why did you pick me to come here,

and, like, what was it drawing you to me?

Maybe because you wrapped your arm around her.

- Like, I'm obviously buzzing that you came in. - Yeah?

- Like, buzzing, yeah, yeah. - I love that. I'm excited. - Buzzing.

- Yeah, I'm excited to get to know you as well. - Yeah? - Yeah.

Am I gonna have a coffee in the morning waiting for me?

- HE GIGGLES - We'll see, we'll see, we'll see.

- We'll see? - Yeah, yeah, we'll see. I made Toni coffee this morning.

- SHE GASPS - So, yeah, I dunno.

We might have to hold on the coffee situation.

- Yes! - Yes, Conor!

- King Conor! - Very respectful.

So, like, obviously, you're in the Valleys.

I was looking for something like a change where I was gonna live,

or whatever, so you might see me in the Valleys.

- You think? Would you come visit me? - Yeah, obviously.

- Well, it's closer than the USA. - HE LAUGHS

Oh! Emily, you just lost points.

Obviously, I wanna speak to a few of the boys,

obviously get to know them as well and see how the vibe is there.

Don't speak too much to them,

because I don't want anything too strong forming!

THEY LAUGH

He is terrified, he is!

She was going so well until she made the comment about you,

- but he's been respectful. - My respectful king.

- Yeah. - Honestly, King Conor!

Oh, oh! THEY GASP

I think we should cheers to us, new beginnings.

Maybe I'm being cheeky.

You are being cheeky.

New beginnings?! You met him two minutes ago!

- New beginnings sounds good to me. - OK, new beginnings.

Cheers. You didn't cheers properly, though!

How? What did I not do?

You're supposed to look at me in the eyes when you cheers.

Oh, oh!

- I did! - But here you go.

- You're making me shy! - THEY GIGGLE

"You're meant to look me in the eyes"?! Are you joking?

- Stop smiling at me! - You don't want me to be happy?

No, of course, be happy, what the hell?

So, why do you not want me to smile?

Because you're making me just think...

THEY LAUGH

Tell me about yourself, what do you do?

I'm a personal trainer.

- You know what, I used to do Pilates and stuff. - Mm.

- But, yeah, I don't go to the gym. - You don't go at all?

- No, at all, no. - Seriously?

- No, never. - And you look like that!

Oh! "And you look like that?!"

But, no, yeah, I don't go to the gym.

- So, tell me something about you? - So, I work in a secondary school...

- Yeah? - But I do like partying.

OK. Where would you say, where would you go clubbing?

- Black Tape and stuff. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Tape... He said that to me today! He said that to me today!

- So, what are you looking for? - I'm looking for something serious.

- Have you been in a relationship before? - No.

- Never? - Never!

- THEY LAUGH - Why is that a shock?

So, what have you been in, like, situationships?

Situationships. I don't want anything like that.

I kinda want someone that knows what they want.

What I want, I'll definitely go for. And I usually get what I want.

So, have you got your eye on anyone in particular?

Maybe you're my number one. We'll see.

- Yeah? Maybe? - Yeah.

You ain't ever gonna be his number one!

LAUGHTER

- I like what I see. - That's good.

- "I like what I see"! - Maybe it's you.

- Look at the smile on his face! - THEY LAUGH

Later on, you gonna show me around the villa, yeah?

Show you the swimming pool, pew!

I think that you're trouble.

Of course I'm trouble, but it's good trouble.

- Good trouble. - Yeah.

What country are you from?

I'm from Jamaica, Germany and Barbados.

- Wow, what a mix! - Thank you. Where are you from?

- Jamaica and Grenada. - Nice.

- Have you been to Jamaica? - No, never.

- You've never been back, no? - No.

If he says he's going to go on holiday with her, watch this space!

Maybe we could go back?

To Barbados? No, let's go somewhere different.

THEY GASP AND SCOFF

You haven't been to Jamaica, so maybe go Jamaica, I love to...

But you've been to Jamaica.

Like the Maldives or something like that.

- Maybe we'll go one day. We'll see. - Yeah. I'll sort it!

- But we'll carry this conversation in later. - Yeah.

But it was a great chat.

They're gonna cheers to the eyes.

- Cheers, to us, again. - See, that was better!

THEY LAUGH

Prick! Absolute fucking prick.

# They say Don't disturb the beast...#.

IAIN: Oh, God, the boys are back.

It's like those shows where the wildebeest have no idea

the tigers are about to eat them.

Although, to be fair, wildebeest don't normally

stroll up to the tigers shouting, "What's happening, girls?".

- Why is there a big screen? - Here goes. They're there.

- Oi, oi! - The screen! The screen!

- Holy shit. - Oh, my God, oh, my god.

- Oh, shit. - Oh, my god. - Oh, shit.

- What's happening, girls? - What's all this about?

What do you think it's about, Tommy boy?

Come on, girls.

DRAMATIC MUSIC

# I don't need a hero

# Baby. close the door When you go... #

IAIN STIRLING: The girls just saw the boys

starring on the silver screen,

but I'm guessing they won't be handing out any Oscars.

In fact, those lads will be lucky to get away

with their Golden Globes still intact.

I think they was watching the dates.

- Hello, girls. - Hello, guys.

Hello.

All right, darling?

What, no?

We were watching you.

Oh, you've been watching!

- Oh, my God. - They've been watching.

- They've been watching. - Oh, shit!

- She didn't even look at me. - What the fuck?

Why?

Hi, darling. Lovely to meet you.

- Let's go daybeds. - HE SIGHS

We'll stay at the firepit.

- Shall we say at the firepit? - Yeah.

- How are you? How's your night been? - You made a good first impression.

- Really? - Compared to the other girls, yeah.

- Oh, OK. - Respectful.

He just came up to me and tried to hug and kiss me.

I literally just went like that.

I can't believe they were watching the dates.

There was watching our chats. That's not how boys' chat goes.

Boys' chat stays in the boys' chat.

- No, literally. - That's bad.

How was that for you girls? Like, watching it?

- Cos obviously we... - I was laughing at it all.

We didn't know that the screen would be there.

Yeah, I thought so,

with your little sly comments, honey.

- I know. What can I say? - She's a feisty one, you are.

I know, I went in for the kill.

I can't believe you watched the dates.

We sat there and watched the entire night.

I think tonight is gonna be very, very messy.

Some people really made a fool of themselves.

I can imagine.

But I will say Conor was very respectful,

- and I think you were the same. - Yeah, and...

Because shorty over there, with her "bullshit" comment,

is going to be hearing from me.

Bombshells can Bombshell. I did the same thing.

Be respectful of the people that are here.

- Yeah, as long as we're OK. - You made a great first impression.

- And everybody here... - Yeah.

- ..is allowed to explore... - 100%.

What about you, Con? What you... You come out of there flying.

Yeah, you seem giddy, bro.

Has it thrown a spanner in the works?

What?

Has it thrown a spanner in the works?

Hang on, hang on - everything! It's thrown the whole toolbox.

LAUGHTER

What about your date? How did that go?

My date was good, man. Like, seems like a cool girl.

I literally said to her, like,

we are open to getting to know new people.

The date was a little bit flirty and stuff,

but yeah, it was just a good chat, really.

How was your days with Dejon?

He didn't really say much about you, but he was really respectful.

He didn't say anything too crazy.

We'll speak about it later, one-on-one.

- OK. - Yeah?

- How was your date? - Yeah, tell us.

The date was just fireworks.

LAUGHTER

Good fireworks, yeah?

It's like, I'm just laying it down, and she's picking it up.

Harry, do you want to go firepit?

Love to.

CLEARS THROAT

- Go on, H. - You got it, boy.

Here we go. She's off.

- You all right? - Yeah, you?

- What do you think this is about? - Erm...

Me saying if I don't know

if you're here for a good time or a long time.

Yeah, and fucking basically airing my dirty laundry

- to all the boys. - OK.

Do not think that's so disrespectful?

Did you not think how embarrassing it was for me

to be stood up there with all the girls,

every single one of their guys were saying nice things about them,

and I just get a fucking shitstorm thrown at me.

I don't think it was all shit.

Making out I was a fucking party girl,

like, you've just used whatever I've told you against me

- to then make me look bad. - It doesn't make you look bad.

Yes, it does, mate. Yes, it fucking does.

We were all sharing stories about what we'd done in the past.

I don't really think it's that bad, still, like.

Not one thing that you did tonight was respectful.

Not anything that you said was respectful in any sense. At all.

- No, I think it was. - It was not.

- I think it was. - It fucking wasn't, mate.

There was no respect whatsoever.

And it's really, really changed my opinion on you.

No, I get that, but I think there were parts of it

that were quite respectful.

What? Which fucking part?

I just said what was on my mind, so I have respect for you.

- No, you don't. - I fucking do.

- You don't. - Yes, I fucking do.

You can't tell me I don't have respect for you.

You don't at all.

But I'm just sharing where I was at right in that moment.

IAIN: Yasmin made a load of cheap attention-seeking comments

that weren't funny and caused offence.

I've booked her to cover me for the show next Tuesday.

- How are you, Toni? - I'm good.

- Yeah? - Wasn't a big fan of your comment.

- Really? The bullshit comment? - No. You don't know me.

I don't know you, but I'm looking at it from a general perspective,

and I just don't think... I don't see long-distance working.

- Then why would I be here? - I don't know.

Exactly. You don't.

Well, to be honest, what I've seen from you and Conor,

it's still so early days.

I think to say that long-distance is gonna work is just a bit...

Is not long-distance, necessarily, with Conor.

- It's the person for me. - That's just my opinion. So...

- You don't know me. - I don't know you, but...

- Or anyone else in here. - I'm allowed to give my opinion.

- Of course you are. - Yeah.

It's just the wrong first impression.

- I'm just very direct and straight talking. - So am I.

If something comes to my mind, I'm gonna say it.

I just wouldn't say something about you like that.

IAIN: Dejon said to me, "Malisha and me are discussing

"going on holiday together." I said, "Jamaica?"

He said, "No, she brought it up."

Now Meg's got something she wants to discuss with Dejon.

- You want to come with me? - Yeah.

Good luck, boy.

- You look nice. - Thank you.

I'm looking forward to seeing how that plays out.

Why do you seem annoyed with me?

You violated me in front of all of the girls. You failed.

You literally failed the test. Yours was the worst date out of everyone.

- It's not even funny. - I'm not laughing.

- You are laughing. - I'm actually not laughing.

So what do you have to say for yourself?

Just a lot, isn't it? It's just a lot.

You literally went there in front of the boys and said,

"If Megan wants to get to know someone else, she was never mine."

"I've just fucking seen it on a front screen."

- I don't wanna upset you. - You already have.

- I don't wanna upset you. - You already have.

How you was in the boy's group, "I'm good, I'm good,

"me and Meg are good," you go on a date and it's,

fucking, a whole different you. I like what I see.

Do not like what you fucking see here?

- Yes, I do like what I see here. - So imagine me.

- Put yourself in my shoes. - Yeah, it looks bad, yeah.

- It doesn't look bad. It is bad. - It's bad, yeah.

I feel like the feelings are valid and your points are valid.

But the whole violated and disrespected thing,

we're both open to getting to know other people. Just listen.

I'm saying we're both open to getting to know other people.

But I'm not here to fucking play games, I'll tell you that for free.

If I go on a date, I shut it down, if I go and speak to the boys,

I fucking shouted down. I don't give them my time of day.

You clearly do.

I don't really have much else to say,

I feel like I've said everything I need to say.

I'm going to find the girls.

I don't know what...

I don't know what was shown, so... Was there anything good, bad?

Don't you think I would be, like, yelling at you, if it wasn't...?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was a bit, like...

- Were you scared? - Yeah!

I kind of knew that I didn't really do or say anything...

- No, you didn't, and I really appreciate that. - Yeah, OK.

Really. Other people showed their ass.

It's scary to see the way that people speak about you

- in rooms when you're not there. - Yeah.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah.

The only thing that kind of bothered me is your body language with her

- from the second that you saw her. - Mm.

- From our angle, it looked like your arm was around her. - Yeah.

But I will say, out of the three dates that we saw,

mine was the least offensive.

And I really appreciate that, honestly.

But I know you're a good person, you're a respectful person,

you're an honest person, and those things are important to me.

What did you say here? You pulled her for a chat straightaway.

You know I'm not scared of anybody. I said to her that

as long as the three of us are honest with each other,

which you and I have been so far, there's no hard feelings.

- That's all I can ask for. - That's fair.

You know what I mean? Nobody is closed off here,

everyone is entitled to get to know everybody.

- Feelings don't get hurt when people tell the truth. - Mm.

I was relieved, to be honest. I was expecting a bit of a grilling.

She was delighted.

I felt like Mother Teresa walking back in there, to be honest,

I wasn't expecting that.

IAIN: Harry's with Helena, but he flirted with Yasmin,

and he said he's got unfinished business with Shakira.

Farnham FC would bloody love it

if he tried that hard to score for them.

Ah, don't look at me like that, Meg, please, don't. Please.

- I'm so scared of you, Meg. - Harry, sit up. It's not a joke.

- I know, I'm not joking. - You are a 30-year-old man.

- I am. - Seriously. What the fuck was that?

- From both of you and D? - No, I don't really...

I've talked to Helena, I don't really think, like...

just listen to me for a second.

I shouldn't have said it there and then,

like, I would have shared my thoughts with the boys, OK?

- Listen, keep listening. - I'm listening.

And I really feel bad. I really feel terrible for doing that

because I know she feels disrespected

and she doesn't feel good about it. Like, I do feel awful.

And then your chat-up line with the new girls were fucking horrific.

- I thought they were class. - Same as you are using for every single one.

- Yeah, yeah. I was class. - You was then saying you wanted...

You had unfinished business with Shakira.

Look how fucking bad that looks on Helena.

People have feelings, you know.

- I know you're a windup, and I know boys are windups. - Yeah.

- But genuinely, people have feelings. - I get people have feelings.

- I've hurt people's feelings. - Yeah. - But stop...

Leaving this conversation for a second.

No, we're watching her and D.

- Hi. Sorry, can I just steal you for a sec? - Steal me for a chat?

- Yeah. - Oh, I can't even watch this.

Do you wanna just sit here so you can face me?

Because this is painful.

- How are you feeling? - Just... Just been a lot, really.

- Got told off. - BOTH LAUGH

Oh, fuck! Oh!

I don't think I've seen D laugh so much with a girl in my life.

Like, even when we were sitting around the thing,

and you asked me how things are, and I said things are going really good.

- Yeah. - I don't know where things are going,

but I'm open to getting to know new people.

Yeah, but I thought you made that clear, though.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

- And I've told her that I'm open to get to know new people. - Yeah.

Come on, babe, don't get upset.

You don't need to get fucking upset. Come on. Come on.

It's all right. Please. Come on.

- Where's your head at that, though? - SHE LAUGHS

- My head was pretty, pretty firm. - Yeah.

Before I come back into the villa.

- Was it, like, I'm still gonna be, like... - Like, my head goes...

Obviously, in the villa, like, everything with me and Meg

has just been going so smoothly.

Uh-huh, but is it going too smooth, do you think?

Well, today, I've seen a bit of a different side to her.

Like, calling me a fraud over there.

- SHE LAUGHS - No, I don't like that.

- I hear it. - I don't like that.

You are in here for yourself,

so I feel like you should always just go for anything that you want.

No, I will, hundred percent will.

His was the worst date on that screen. Megan can witness it.

- Who are you looking at now? - I was like, where'd you go out partying?

He was like, Tape. I was like, oh, shock (!)

Course you're a Tape boy in Mayfair.

What she do, fucking stand in Mayfair and go take every weekend?

- Like, boring! - Sorry, what did you say, babe? - What?

- What did you say about Mayfair? - Were talking about Tape.

Yeah, but what do you say?

I said that me and Dee had a conversation about Tape earlier,

and you said you go Tape.

Don't think there's anything wrong in saying that, do you?

- I think it's the way you said it. But, OK. - Say it with my chest.

- Babe, calm down. What the fuck? - I say it with my chest.

- Who's she talking to? - She needs to pipe down. - Sorry?

That girls wound me up. That girl has fucking wound me up.

IAIN STIRLING: So, clearly, Malisha's got reservations

about Meg, Meg's got reservations of Alicia,

and I've got reservations at Tape tonight that I think I might cancel.

Right, off to bed, you lot.

You obviously know where your head is at.

I still will talk to Tony tomorrow.

I'm not gonna ignore her, like, yeah, man,

I'm so clutched that I didn't kiss her last night.

# Cos I know it's over now... #

I'm not gonna speak to him,

but I genuinely don't think he's gonna speak to me.

- She'll just keep pulling him for chats. - No, don't say that, man.

- MEG SCOFFS - Don't care.

He ain't big D, mate, he's fucking Little D.

- Lickle D. - Shrivelled D.

- Lickle. - Lickle D.

# If I could I said it From the start... #

- Who are you feeling? - Jasmine. Yeah, for sure.

I need to wear a sexy bikini tomorrow.

- Nights, guys. - Night. - Night.

Frosty in here. Frosty as fuck.

Yeah, I thought it was a good little night out with the boys.

Had a couple of beers. Didn't get in too much trouble.

Night.

# Even if it's pretend Really I should be going

# Cos I know it's over now. #

**AD BREAK**

# Fire

# But I never meant to start a... #

IAIN STIRLING: It was so bad-tempered last night,

I said to them,

"Guys, I want to see harmony in there this morning."

Harry said, "Ooh, who's Harmony? Is she fit? Can we go for a drink?"

# Did we go too far?

# Messed it up Guess I should have known... #

Girls, you've been kind of quiet about last night.

I actually feel a bit sorry for the Bombshells, to be honest.

I don't think I spoke to one of them.

- I'm excited for today. - Yeah.

- I feel like yesterday was a bit awkward. - It was really awkward.

Do you think there's a few convos to be had today, guys, or...?

No shit!

Morning.

- ALL: - Morning.

It was a terrible sleep.

I feel that today's the time to, like, clear the air with everything.

# But I never meant to start a

# Fire... #

I feel like today is gonna be interesting.

Yeah, who's ready to fight?

# I burned it down to the pieces

# When I was only trying To see the light... #

- Oh, we're back. There we go. - Yeah, I was gonna say.

- Here you are. - Thank you.

# Cos I never meant to start a

# Fire... #

I don't really wanna make Toni, one, like,

so I'm just gonna give it to Emily.

- Is that for me? Oh, thank you. - Aw!

# I never meant to start a

# Fire

# But I never meant To start a fire. #

IAIN: I said to Harry,

"I know you're worried about your relationship with Helena,

"but when I spoke to her earlier, she had faith."

Harry said, "Ooh, who's Faith? Is she fit? Can we go for a drink?"

Do you wanna go to the terrace?

- Who, me? - Yeah.

Yeah, I'd love to.

- Come on then. - See you later.

Oh, she's bringing him along now.

- Good girl. Good fucking girl. - As she should.

- Got a bit of lippy on, have you? - I did put a bit of lippy on, yeah.

Why have you gone over there?

Because we're having a serious chat, that's why.

You start us off.

- How are you feeling? - I feel terrible.

Have you seen me loitering around today? Like, hanging my head.

- How are you feeling? - Like shit, mate.

I just feel like I've been made an absolute show of.

Like, you were saying yesterday

that I'm not your usual type that you go for.

Like, my lifestyle and how I portray myself and stuff like that.

So it's like, "Well, what the fuck are we doing here, then?"

I said some things I shouldn't have, and I've apologised to you for that.

I wouldn't have said all of that to you last night

if I just wanted to stop it there,

cos I think there is something here for me.

Obviously you've said sorry multiple times,

but it's just more about, like, your actions going forward now.

Yeah, no, and that's fine. That's fine.

- If you don't think we can, then... - I'm not saying I don't think we can.

- That's what you just said. - No, I didn't.

I said that you've apologised, but I said, but going forward,

- it now just, like, goes on your actions that you follow. - Right, OK.

I just hate seeing you upset, and if you're gonna be upset with me

and, like, thinking about this all the time whenever you see me,

then I'd rather you were just alone and happy than upset with me

cos I'm not selfish.

I don't want to give this up.

I haven't let a man ever let me feel like this in fucking years.

Like, if I was in this situation on the outside,

it would just be like a cut-off.

But why? Do you think that's cos you're into me?

Yeah, it probably is because I'm into you.

- Are you? - Are you not into me?

Oh, I'm so into you, especially with that red lippy on.

SHE LAUGHS

The mood from this morning compared to now is completely different,

and that's only because we've had a conversation again.

So, yeah, I mean...

I would say it's... Ah, I don't know.

No, he's definitely working his charm.

- Meg, d'you want to go speak? - Yeah, let's go speak.

- Because I want to just clear the air. - That's fine.

- Where'd you want to go? - Fire pits? Yeah?

- Oh, hope it's not too hot. - It's wild, isn't it?

- You OK? - Yeah, I'm OK, how are you?

- Yeah, I'm good, thank you. - OK. - Yeah.

OK. Well, I just want to say, yesterday,

the way that I shouted at you was unacceptable, and I'm sorry.

That's OK. That's OK, thank you.

I just felt like, obviously, coming in, it was like, a lot,

I felt like, OK... I was getting, like,

pushed to the side, and everyone was against me...

I don't want you to feel like it's you that we're on to, it's the boys.

- Yeah. - It has nothing to do with you personally,

so please don't take it personally.

Every emotion was so high last night.

It was so frosty. It wasn't expected, three people to come in.

If I didn't watch that on that screen last night,

I would have known nothing, and he come in yesterday

at the back with the boys, all shy, like, hello, babe, and hugged me.

Like, you're thinking I don't know nothing.

I feel like he knows that he's done wrong.

- What vibe did you get from him? - I got that he was still open.

- Yeah. Everyone is open here. - Yeah.

- I got that he's still open, he's interested... - Yeah.

And defo have some more charts, but he did say

that you guys were good. He made that clear, so...

- But sometimes good is not enough. - Yeah.

- No hard feelings against you, so... - No hard feelings.

- Don't feel like that. All right? - Yes.

I would give you a cuddle, but don't think it's the time yet.

Oh, you can give me a cuddle, babe, I'm a big cuddle girl. Don't worry.

Honestly.

- Hun, you want to go for a chat? - Yeah, let's do it.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

- Good, how's your morning been? - Yeah.

- Where you wanna go? Is it free in there? - Yeah.

So, obviously, you've had a few conversations with people.

- How you finding them? - I've only spoken to them once, sort of thing.

- They could be. - No, exactly.

- After your chats, am I still number one? - Yeah, you are.

- Yes. - What about me?

Am I even number one? Who knows.

- You're number six. - Yeah, yeah.

- Sorry. This is awkward. - I'm still buzzing, like.

- The vibe I got from you, that, like, we are probably the most... - 100%.

We are probably the most on the same wavelength, you know what I mean?

And everything you said, I just want someone who just wants

to look after me and wants to listen to me and stuff like that.

- I feel like that's me. - Good.

I see you are domesticated king in the kitchen and cleaning up.

- That's what we want. - What'd you think about the coffee?

- I was 50-50 about it. - I loved it.

I said it to you, I didn't say was gonna do it,

and you said, and I was like, hm, I don't know.

- He's listening. - Yeah.

- The first day, as well, like. - I know.

First day, like. You didn't even have to wait around.

That's what you want, though.

You want someone to be sure, straight away.

Yeah, no, 100%.

From what I can see and hear, from when I'm talking to you,

I feel I am, like... My head is pretty clear, like.

It's not like I'm kind of like, "Mmm."

- Yeah. - I don't know, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

You're looking good in that bikini, like...

- Do you think? Thank you. - Yeah, yeah.

- You're looking good, too. - Suits you, yeah.

Yellow shorts, it's awkward, because I fucking match with Toni.

LAUGHTER

IAIN: Yasmin's about to say the line I always use

when the customs guy frisks me at an airport.

Oh, God, I'm so sweaty. Hi, boys.

I ain't chatting in no group. What's this?

LAUGHTER

Don't give me no respect, like, one-on-one, like.

- Not my thing. - Put your big boy boots on, then.

- For sure, yeah. - Yeah.

He's so full of it. I feel like he does fancy me.

I can't blame him, though. I feel like a lot of the guys do.

Erm... to be honest.

Yeah, it's normal. You're walking round in a bikini.

You look nice. You know what I mean?

- People's gonna look. - Yeah, exactly.

Same as me, like, know what I mean?

I mean, I can't blame all of you, to be honest.

- Do you like what you see? - Yeah, I do like what I see.

- Do you? - Yeah, you are really handsome.

You are really handsome.

Same back to you, know what I mean? You are my type.

Do you... think you could handle me?

- HE LAUGHS - Yeah, of course, of course I can.

Yeah.

You're definitely someone I would go for on the outside.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I just can't believe you didn't pick me for a date.

I'm salty.

- I know, you're so salty about it. - Salty.

I know. I'm sorry, OK. I can only pick one.

I don't know. I just... Yeah, yeah.

You've definitely got more layers to you, though.

Yeah, of course, 100%.

I'm not one to, you know, but it all out...

- Put it all out on the table. - No. You've got to like chip away.

- Yeah. - And I think that's a good thing.

Yeah.

How would you feel about... sharing a bed with me?

I mean... I can think of worse things.

LAUGHTER

- Why, was that an invitation? - It might have been.

I don't know, we'll see.

- We'll see. - We'll see.

IAIN: Now, I'm not saying Malisha's upfront,

but if Meg wants to catch her cracking on with Dejon,

she's gonna need eyes on the front of her head.

Just to not keep you, like, blindsided, I am gonna pull.

That's fine. Go ahead, girl.

Do your thing.

Where has he gone?

Hi, guys.

- Hello, Meggie. - Coming to join you.

I think they're going, so I'm gonna sit here.

Want to go for a chat quickly?

Where do you want to go?

- WHISPERS: - We were doing so well.

I'm so fucking bored today with these three girls.

Can't talk to no-one.

So, how are you feeling, though?

- Erm... Good, today. - You sure?

Yeah.

I feel like you haven't really...

It's still like a bit like...

I feel like everything was a bit ridiculous,

the whole reaction yesterday.

- Just walking in and stuff. - Yeah.

Not really for me. Like, all of that.

I feel like I've just been, obviously, my normal self.

Yeah, because I was surprised that you haven't actually

came to speak to me or anything.

I was just about to come out and actually speak to him,

and then she just walked with me and was like,

"I'm just about to pull him for a chat," and I was like, right, OK.

- Do you enjoy speaking to me? - Sometimes, when you're not...

- Sometimes? - Yeah, sometimes, when you're trying to speak to me

and then you don't know how to speak to me.

- Just, like, "Hey, how are you?" - Do you feel comfortable around me?

- A little bit. - That's good.

- I feel like talking to you is easy, though. - I like that.

- I don't feel like it's really tense still. - No. It's easy-going.

You're, like, shining. Like, glittering.

- Did you put glitter on your body? - Yeah. - Yeah. Did you, yeah?

- Yeah. - Uh-oh! - I'm just that bitch.

- You know what I mean? - HE GIGGLES

- You got the glitter out. - SHE LAUGHS

- You're glittering. - Yeah, I got this bikini out today.

- It does give lingerie. - Yeah. - You got the lingerie out for me.

- No, I didn't get it for you today. - You didn't?

- No, I got it out for myself. - Oh. That's no good, then.

What did you get out for me today? Nothing.

You haven't even told me where your head's at.

- You keep your cards close to your chest. - As I should, though.

- Why? - You never know. What you think you are, special?

Yeah, I do think I'm special, actually.

- BOTH LAUGH - Aw, you can be special.

# I feel it coming... #

IAIN STIRLING: I said to Harry,

it's great that you and Helena worked things out.

When I look at her now, I see nothing but joy.

Harry said, "Ooh, who's Joy?

"Is she fit? Can we go for a drink?"

We've had the chat, and it's all back on track, mate.

I can't really see, like, many problems,

unless I just fucking do something stupid again.

# Will you still love me... #

What is the downlow?

I'm absolutely fine now. Honestly, I am.

Are you less angry, or are you still...

CHUCKLES Drama queen.

What are you feeling like, D?

I feel like if she's still coming on the same energy

in the same way that she was coming on yesterday,

then yeah, it's done.

- Make or break? - Yeah, make or break.

- You think? - No, not think. I'm telling you.

# Love me... #

IAIN: Malisha told Meg that if she was gonna talk to Dejon,

she's never gonna go behind Meg's back,

and for that, Meg respects her.

Sorry, did I say "respects"? I meant "absolutely loathes".

I hope she doesn't pull him before I speak to him,

cos I'll be livid.

- You look lovely, boys. - It's out of order.

- How are we doing? - SHE GIGGLES

- How is everyone? - How's it going? Yeah, you look nice.

Thank you, so do you.

- All good, thanks, how are you? - Yeah, I'm good.

Want to go into the Hideaway, have a little private conversation?

- Nothing crazy. - No...

I say we go somewhere different from the Hideaway.

- OK, shall we go upstairs, then? - Yeah, we can go terrace.

OK, come on. Lets go.

- She said, "Let's go Hideaway!" - LAUGHTER

- What's wrong with that? - No, man, the Hideaway's no good.

Not hideaway!

- Why is he saying "Hideaway"? - Oh, my God.

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck right off.

She's not going to the Hideaway. He said, "not Hideaway".

- Meg's gonna lose her shit. - No fucking way.

- WHISPERS: - Are they going to the fucking terrace?

- MEG: - Is this a fucking joke?

If they're go to that terrace,

at least we've got a good fucking view of it.

- Got a great view. - Yeah.

Sit down and strap yourself in, girls.

Yeah.

Fucking hell.

D, mate, what are you fucking doing?

She's brave.

- Where's your head at? - Erm...

I'm definitely gonna have a conversation

- with Meg this evening. - Mm-hm.

- MEG: - Wait, wait, wait. What are they saying?

If she's coming on the same vibe and energy

that she came on last night, then I'm calling it quits, done.

OK, so if she doesn't come on that, are you just... closed off?

I was never closed off in the first place.

You move like you're closed off.

I feel like you've come in a bit of a weird time,

- in the sense of like... - Mm.

..how after our date unfolded, and them watching it on the screen,

- and there was the whole big thing. - SHE LAUGHS

- Does that make sense? - I get what you mean.

So, yeah, even just processing that whole situation,

because up until that point, we were so good.

I reckon you burst up on that fucking terrace and say,

"Can I pull you for a chat?"

- Shall I go up there? - Yeah, yeah, please, please, please.

I wish there was a ladder you could climb up the side of it.

You have to go. That's driving me mad.

Meg, you've got to do it.

What about you? Where is your head at?

I feel like you're a great person to chat to,

- I would want to, like, see where it goes. - Yeah.

But I'm not just gonna keep chasing after you,

- you get what I mean? - Yeah, yeah.

Come on.

I want to see what they're saying.

I need to see the energy he's giving off.

She's completely clueless about how he's feeling.

She's lost her hard.

SHE GIGGLES

- She's going up there. - What is she doing that for?

He's gonna freak. He's gonna freak, like.

That's so bad. You should have stopped her.

He literally said, if she comes in with bad attitude, that's it.

- WHISPERS: - Why didn't you tell us that?

When was I supposed to tell you?

# We're gonna set This world on fire... #

- After this evening... - Yeah.

..I'll know what's what, and I'll let you know.

SHE LAUGHS

So, who's your favourite? Let me know.

After that chat, let me know, and then I will let you know.

So, basically, I'm your fave.

Hello.

- Hello. - Hello.

I'm I missing something special?

Oh. Oh.

- Oh, my God. What the fuck? - SHUSHING

Can I speak to you, or do you want a quick chat, or...

- I'll speak to you later. - Yeah, yeah, now we can speak.

Thank you.

- How you doing? - Great, how are you?

Yeah, I just... You know, my head's been a bit scrambled today.

- Just the whole situation yesterday. - Yeah.

- But I didn't really like it. - OK.

I didn't like how you was calling me disrespectful,

saying that I violated you. You were saying I embarrassed you.

You were saying that you seen my true colours, basically.

You seen another side to me.

For me, I didn't disrespect you.

I didn't violate you and I didn't embarrass you.

I think she was bad bitch for that. I think that was hot.

Yeah, but if she goes with attitude, honking the gaff up, then...

No, but they've not spoken all day.

I think she was ready to speak to him.

I don't think she was going in with attitude.

If you put yourself in my shoes, watching that on the screen,

we see a whole different side to you,

and we was all completely shocked.

- That's why I obviously said... - No, but you're saying...

Remember, can you let me speak please?

No, but you're saying damaging words.

It's like I'm a fake person. I'm not a fake person.

I'm not saying you're fake. I'm not saying you're fake.

No, but I'm saying the words that you're saying are big words.

Hi, guys. I'm coming to join you.

- How you doing? You all right? - Yeah.

What was that all about?

What? What do you mean, what was that all about?

Not you, like. What did Meg say?

Oh, she just said, "Sorry. I don't want to interrupt, but...

"Let me just pull... Can I chat to you, basically?"

And then I left.

She's not spoken to him all day, to be fair, like.

They do need to speak.

- So I get it. - They haven't spoken.

For me, I'm a very respectful person,

and I understand completely seeing it on that massive screen,

a date of me speaking to another girl

is going to upset you if you care about me.

It would upset me seeing that, cos I care about you.

In a relationship, there's gonna be ups and downs,

not everything is going to be smooth.

There's going to be situations that arise,

so how we handle them situations is so important for me.

Like, it's still early, so I don't wanna call it quits,

but if... If...

If this conversation didn't go well, then I just feel like, it's done.

OK, yes, I overreacted in what I was saying last night,

but I feel like I have all right to...

You have all right to overreact, to speak how you done?

I've watched that on a screen, you on a date,

my emotions are very high. You wouldn't even watch it.

I need my girl to have my back.

If I really was that angry with you,

why would I cuddle you in bed last night?

You would be in that daybed getting eaten alive by bugs.

HE LAUGHS

Like, literally. I've genuinely let you be today.

I've let you process it all day,

I'm having to pull you off a girl to chat.

This is something I don't do, so count yourself lucky.

I literally come out into the garden and she's come over to me

and pulled me, yeah?

She tried to bring me to the Hideaway, and again,

I said no, I'm not going to the Hideaway.

She was like, why? I said, because that IS disrespectful.

I don't know what to do, then. Where do we go from here?

You've seen that it was an overreaction.

For me, I think that's the main thing. But it can't happen again.

We need to communicate. You are top spot. You are number one.

- Should we go back downstairs? - Yeah.

Hug it out?

- No daybed tonight. - HE CHUCKLES

IAIN: As Megan and Dejon proved,

communication in relationships is vital.

I said that my other half last night.

Well, I didn't say it, because I was busy watching the football

and she was on her phone, but she knows.

- Are my parents back together?! Yes! - We're back, baby.

- We're back, we're back. - I'm fucking chuffed.

You don't wanna see what I was doing behind that door.

- Do you know how long I stood up there? - Was you? Trying to listen?

- LAUGHTER - Yeah, we're back.

- Here we go. - Meg? You want to go for a chat?

Yes, please. Where would you like to go?

We could go anywhere. You want to go back over there?

- Yeah. You OK? - Yeah, I'm OK.

- How are you? - Yeah. I just want to clear some stuff up with you.

So, obviously, we had the conversation this morning

about what happened yesterday at the mini firepit,

and when you was with D, and obviously started shouting at me

in the kitchen and you apologised to it, I mean...

and I obviously respected that, obviously,

you've got all rights to know D, but how you just pulled him

to go to the Hideaway is so fucking disrespectful...

- Babe... - In front of my face, you've asked

him to go to the Hideaway and then took him to the terrace.

Like, where's the respect in that after you said

round that mini firepit that you were sorry for what you was saying?

- No... - It's hypocritical.

I wasn't sorry for what I was saying.

- Shh, shh. - OK, so don't come and say sorry to me

from the mini firepit for what you said.

I said sorry for shouting! First of all, calm down,

- because I'm not trying to be aggy with you. - Mm-hm.

I said sorry for shouting over at you in the garden, so...

Whilst you were sat with the guy I'm coupled up with.

Babe, I have all right to go over and speak to whoever I want.

I don't need to come and ask for permission.

- I don't have any loyalty... - Don't be going back on your word.

Like, you just asked my man to the Hideaway.

I have no loyalty to you, though.

No, she's not speaking to my Meg like that.

So what is your problem?

You to tried to take my man to the Hideaway and shouting at me.

Babe, it's been a few days. Calm down.

Yeah, and your place here isn't relevant.

- Yeah, and you're irrelevant, babe. - You're irrelevant.

Don't try and say sorry and then take my man

to the fucking Hideaway. You're lucky you got rejected.

# We're gonna burn this city down. #

- Well done, Meg. - Go on, Meg.

What the fuck? Like, grow the fuck up. You're a fucking idiot.

- Don't fucking call her an idiot, no need for that. - Shut up.

Did you hear what she was saying to me?

Why you shouting for? You're across the garden.

- I can hear you from here. - Shut up! The fuck?

- Go back to Tape. - Are you OK?

No, grow up.

She just said, "I can do what the fuck I want."

Where is the respect in that? Fucking idiot.

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