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Hey.
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Hey, hon, how was your day?
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Great if you love feeling humiliated and
belittled as a man.
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Greg, I'm begging you, next time let
someone else change the water cooler
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Mr. Savitsky hired some woman right out
of business school, and she's starting
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at the same level that it's taken me six
years to get to. Oh, man, is that that
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woman I saw with you and Savitsky? Oh,
you guys should see how hot this chick
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is. When she drove up, the guard gate
went up by itself.
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I'm sorry. I spent far too much time in
a small shack full of desperate men.
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Greg, maybe she's really smart or really
talented.
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No, it's not about that. It's what level
you're at. You know, I paid my dues.
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Why is she getting all the rewards?
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Greg, you're a big executive working
alongside a sweet piece of tail. I think
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that is your reward.
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Oh, no, it just ticks me off. I've spent
six years working my way up from the
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basement, and she starts off right at
the penthouse. I mean, where does she go
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from the penthouse?
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I'm hoping Playboy.
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Man, they're going to love that one in
the shack.
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Warner! I just wanted to make sure you
and Kirsten got off on the right foot.
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Well, what other foot is there, sir?
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The left.
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The left. Ha, that's a good one.
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Did you hear that, Warner?
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She's sharp. Of course she is, sir.
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Oh, man, I think I left all the soap
opera deal memos in my office. Kirsten,
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could you go grab those so you can bring
Greg up to speed?
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No problem.
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Nice girl.
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Yeah, uh, Mr.
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Savitsky, I, uh, it's kind of
uncomfortable for me to ask, but which
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is really in charge here, sir?
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What are you talking about, Warner? I'm
in charge.
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Oh, I know, but when you're gone, who's
in charge then?
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Gone? Have you heard something?
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Dear God, this business makes me sick.
It's nothing but a festering snake pit
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full of backstabbing bastards and
hangers -on.
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Welcome aboard, honey.
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So, I guess we should get started. Oh,
really? Huh.
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Well, I've been here at this studio for
six years, and I think I have a pretty
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good idea of when it's time to get
banged apart.
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Okay, so... When do we start?
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Let's start right now.
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Okay, you're in charge.
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That's right, I am, and... You think I'm
in charge?
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Of course.
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Look, I know I'm the new one around
here, and regardless of title, I
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myself lucky just to have this job.
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And to be learning from you. I mean...
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You have quite a reputation around the
studio.
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But you probably know that already.
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Well, I have heard a few things.
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Yeah. Mr. Stavitsky says we've got some
soap opera stars whose contracts we're
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not going to pick up.
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Yep, like Sam's through the hourglass,
so are the days of their employment.
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I never did like soaps. All those
blonde, hunky guys.
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What a turn off.
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I've always leaned more towards the
brainy, funny type. Oh, you mean exactly
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like me, huh? Well, I wouldn't say that.
No, I'm just kidding.
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I might be thinking it.
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Okay.
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Yeah, to me, the biggest sex organ is
the brain.
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How about you wear a really big hat?
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Well, I usually buy the one -size -fits
-all, but I have been known to let the
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Velcro out.
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Hey, Billy, what do you got there?
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Massage chair.
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I'm learning to be a masseur. Wait a
second, what?
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Yeah, yeah, when I hurt my back, I paid
a guy 75 bucks to massage me. I thought,
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good money, set your own hours, work
indoors.
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He's got a great job.
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Yeah, except for the part about rubbing
your giant naked body.
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Yeah,
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laugh all you want, but I'll tell you
what, I'm going to make a fortune.
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You know, in order to pass a class, I
have to get in a certain number of
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practice hours each week.
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On human subjects.
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Come on, Roy.
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You look a little tense.
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Yeah.
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Because you just kind of asked if you
could rub me.
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Come on, man. I thought we were friends.
I'd support your dreams.
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That's easy. We don't have any dreams.
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Come on, Roy. Really. What do I got to
do to get you in that chair?
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Catch me.
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How was your day?
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Great.
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You're in a good mood.
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What happened with the new woman at
work?
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You know what? She's okay. She really
is.
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She's competent and seems to be very
respectful of my authority.
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See? I told you. Furthermore, she seems
to have developed a little crush on one
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of her co -workers.
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Oh. Who?
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Who do you think?
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Um... Mike Penny? No.
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Get the gin.
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Okay.
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Are you sure it's not Mike Penny? Me,
Kim. She has a crush on me.
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Oh, honey, it's so cute that you think
that.
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It's true.
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Oh, come on.
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Like, them hot girl in her 20s is gonna
have a crush on you. Oh, why is that so
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absurd? You had a crush on me. Yeah, but
when I had a crush on you, you were 10
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years younger, you weren't married with
kids, and you got out in the sun once in
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a while.
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Yeah, read a magazine. Pale is the new
tan.
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Come on, Greg. You're a great guy.
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You're just not a crush at first sight
kind of guy. Yeah, well, I beg to
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Yeah, I beg you to look at Mike Penny.
He's a crush at first sight kind of guy.
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Well, if you love Mike Penny so much,
why don't you marry the jerk?
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Oh, because Mike Penny isn't the kind of
guy you marry.
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You're the kind of guy you marry.
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Mike Penny's the kind of guy you go off
to San Diego with on a whim.
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Stay in some motel on Coronado Island,
run around the beach naked after a few
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too many strawberry margaritas while he
plays the guitar.
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Not that I've ever given that any
thought.
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Oh, come on. Like you think about me
every time.
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Hey, Greg.
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Any more hot young girls following you
today?
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Yeah, go ahead. Laugh it up. Laugh all
you want, but I've got proof.
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Of what?
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Well, obviously no one believes that she
was flirting with me all week, so I set
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up a little camera in my office.
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You secretly taped her?
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Yep, and I gotta warn you, it's pretty
explicit.
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I like to call it Vice President of
Business Affairs and Financial Resources
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Gone Wild.
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It was really nice of you to bring
donuts.
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My pleasure.
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Greg, you're delusional. Yeah, keep
watching.
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Is that your blue Audi outside?
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Why, yes. Yes, it is.
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I love that car.
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It's so sexy.
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Oh, really?
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Big deal. She likes your car.
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Yeah, if that's flirting, there's a guy
at Pep Boys who wants to have my baby.
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Keep watching.
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Oh, Greg, this is nothing.
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Keep watching.
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This is ridiculous.
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You keep watching. It's all in your
imagination.
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Okay,
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that was something.
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Yes, it certainly was.
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Oh, my God. What is she doing now?
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Wiping donut crumbs off my buttocks.
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The way she's rubbing is like she's
trying to start an ass fire.
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You have anything to say for yourself,
Kim?
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You still want to laugh at me? Still
think it's crazy that she could be
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attracted to me?
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No.
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I think it's crazy this is what's going
on at work.
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I think it's crazy you haven't told her
to stop.
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I think it's crazy my husband brings
home a tape of a beautiful young woman
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rubbing his ass and is standing there
waiting for an apology from me.
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But you don't think it's crazy that
she's attracted to me?
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You need to tell her to stop.
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So you admit that she's attracted to me?
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Just tell her to stop touching you.
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Why? Why would she be touching me?
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Because she's obviously some
opportunistic, manipulative, power
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tramp. Who is?
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Attracted to you. You happy? She's
attracted to you. Thank you.
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Can I have some chips?
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You won't support me in my dreams? Get
your own chips.
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Last night I had to practice deep tissue
massage on a ham.
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I must say, though, this meat is damn
tender.
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Hey, Christine. Hey, Roy. Hey, Billy.
Here, honey.
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Oh, thank you, honey.
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Hey,
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Christine. Yeah? Can I give you a
massage?
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Wow, Billy, you're getting kind of bold.
You usually wait until after you're
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drunk and Jimmy's passed out before you
ask me that.
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No, no.
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This is legit. I'm taking a massage
class. I need to practice.
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Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Well, you don't have to do this,
Christine. What? It's a free massage.
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Okay. Just relax.
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I've seen a few movies started out like
this.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, that's the spot.
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Oh, oh.
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Ooh, look at her face.
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Did she ever make that face with you,
Jimmy?
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Or has she been saving it for Billy?
Okay, all right, all right.
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Get your big, meaty hands off my wife.
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I only did one shoulder. You want her
walking around with unbalanced chakras?
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I'm sorry, Christine.
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Hey, that's all right.
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Well, you owe me a massage.
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So on payday, you can send me to a spa.
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Yes, where I believe you'll be massaged
by a woman.
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You can believe whatever you want.
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I hope you're happy.
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Just took away my only chance to
practice.
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Guess it was stupid to have a dream in
the first place.
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You know, I was going to use some of the
money I made massaging people to send
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some Easter gifts to our boys overseas.
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Because I'm proud to be an American.
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Well, at least I know how to breathe.
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And a pride line.
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You can practice on me. All right,
thanks.
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Just make it fast. If anybody else comes
in here, you've got to immediately stop
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touching me. Okay. I've seen a couple
episodes of ours that started out like
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this.
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You've got to put your head in the hole.
I'm not putting my head in the hole.
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What are you doing back there?
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Probing for tension zones.
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No probing. Just get it over with, okay?
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Oh, found a zone.
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Oh, my God.
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Is it bad?
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Is it bad or is it good?
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It sounds good.
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Let me have some of that.
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Dude's got his head in the hole and
everything.
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Hi. I brought you a cup of coffee. Oh,
thank you.
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Thanks.
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Mmm. You smell good. What is that?
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Secrets. Wild cherry. I had a pickle.
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No.
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Cologne or something.
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Yeah. Mmm. All right.
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Mmm. All right. All right. Stop. Stop
smelling me.
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What?
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I know this sounds crazy, but I think we
need to talk about the amount of
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touching and flirting that's going on.
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Really?
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Should there be more?
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No, no, no less. None, really. I mean,
there should be none.
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None? That's a little boring. I know,
but this is an office, and we should
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probably focus on the job.
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Okay. Well, then, I probably shouldn't
do this.
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Oh, I love that. I know, but I don't.
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Well, then you'll probably hate this.
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Beyonce, stop it. I have a wife.
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And I have a fiance.
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That's what makes this so fun.
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Are
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you
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sure you were clear when you asked her
to stop?
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Kim, of course I was clear. I said all
the right things, but apparently my sex
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appeal is stronger than words.
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Plus, the bitch is crazy.
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Greg, this is serious. You're a victim
of sexual harassment.
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My God, it's like being a nurse's aide
all over again.
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Greg, you have to complain to Mr.
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Savitsky. Savitsky, Kim, are you crazy?
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No, he can't do that.
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No way.
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Why can't he complain?
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I don't know. It's just weird. I mean,
what guy has ever complained about
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harassment?
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I mean, if a girl that hot were groping
me, even I wouldn't complain.
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Just when I thought I couldn't love you
anymore.
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Greg, you have to say something to
Savitsky. This problem isn't going to go
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on its own.
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Yes, you're right.
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I'd better take care of this before
casual Friday.
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If he sees me in my aqua short -sleeve
eyes, people are going to say I was
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asking for it.
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Excuse me, Mr. Savitsky.
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Oh, what is it, Warner? I need to speak
with you about Kirsten.
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She's been, well, flirting with me, and
she's kind of crossed the line.
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Are you saying she touched you
inappropriately?
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More than once.
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Whoa, this is serious.
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Let me close the door.
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Okay, now give me all the juicy details.
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What?
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Where did she touch you? What was she
wearing? Paint a picture, Warner, for
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God's sakes. My wife sleeps in a
separate bedroom.
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No, this isn't something that I enjoy,
sir. It's unprofessional, and I need her
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to stop.
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Oh, well, just talk to her.
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If I get involved, it's going to be a
whole big mess.
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I did talk to her. And she didn't stop?
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No, if anything, it made her more
aggressive.
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Wow.
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Hi, Kirsten, could you come down to my
office for a minute?
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Thanks.
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Is she doing this to everybody?
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As far as I know, it's just me.
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I don't get it.
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Hadn't you seen my penny?
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Mr. Politsky.
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Hey, Greg. You wanted to see me?
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Yes. Come on in. Close the door.
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Uh, Warner says that you've been
flirting and touching him
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You actually complained about this?
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No means no.
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We were just goofing around. It was no
big deal. No big deal? You're all over
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ass. You don't even have an ass.
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How'd you figure that out, grabby?
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Look, is it a crime to try and make a
nerdy guy feel good about himself?
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I mean, I know how the business world
works. You have to play up to people's
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egos.
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Besides, let's be serious. If I really
wanted to get into a sexual relationship
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at work, don't you think I'd be down the
hall hitting on Mike Penny?
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Look, the only thing that matters is
this kind of sexual behavior is
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forbidden in the workplace.
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So what happens now?
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You're on suspension pending a hearing
by human resources.
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What they decide is out of my hands.
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This head of human resources, is it a
man or a woman?
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A woman.
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Well, nice knowing you.
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Well, Mr. Savitsky, I want to thank you
for taking care of that for me. No
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problem. Can I at least take you out for
lunch?
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Sorry, Warner, I'm having lunch with
someone.
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Who?
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My penny.
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Of course you are.
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Well, if you find yourself naked on a
beach in Coronado with a belly full of
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margaritas, say hello to my wife.
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Morning. Here's a flyer.
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Ready for my massage.
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But respect the border of the waistband.
That's my no -fly zone.
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Dude, it's over. There's no more
massages. Management sent down this new
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conduct to cut down on sexual
harassment.
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No touching, fondling, or massaging.
Now, how did this happen?
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His brother -in -law.
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Greg got caught playing a little grab
ass.
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Yeah, yeah. He does look like a pervert.
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Good morning.
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Yeah, yeah, look at those beady little
eyes.
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Greg didn't grab anyone. That girl
Kirsten grabbed him.
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Somebody gonna open up the gate?
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Hey, way to go, Greg. Thanks to you,
we're now stuck with this stupid code of
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conduct. Yeah, thanks to you, tonight,
I'll be thinking of you while I'm
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my ham.
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I don't know what you just said, but I'm
pretty sure it violates Section 4.
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I'm sorry. I didn't know it was going to
turn into all this. You don't have to
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be sorry.
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We're here to thank you. What?
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A lot of us have been treated the way
you were, but we're just secretaries. We
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were afraid to say anything.
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Your courage has made this a safer place
for all of us. Well, thank you. You
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know, a lot of people don't appreciate
the strength and courage that it took
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me to do what I did.
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And because of those people, I might
need some of you to walk me to my car
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afternoon.
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I'd like to give you a hug.
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But I'm not sure it would be
appropriate.
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It would be, as long as you ask first.
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May I give you a hug?
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Yes, you may.
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May I give you a hug?
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Yes, you may.
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May I? Look, let's just save a little
time here, ladies, okay? Shall we? You
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all give me a hug.
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I didn't see Greg's car. Did he leave
for work already?
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Oh, yeah. He can't wait to get to the
office on casual Friday.
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I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for
my shirt. So sexy it hurts.
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And I am too sexy for Milan.
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Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.
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Hey, great shirt.
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Oh, thanks.
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I just saw Mike Penny. He's wearing one
just like it.
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are you doing didn't you get the memo
put a shirt on for crying out loud and
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out in the sun once in a while
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