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big, tall ships, and maybe even a whale.

Well, hello.

Hello, Mrs. Jaden.

Here we are. I will.

Watch your head.

There you go.

Goodbye, you two. Have a great trip.

Don't walk too hard. I won't. No.

You'll be a good boyfriend, Eliza, while you're away. All right, sweetheart?

Oh, a good dose of Daniel is the best tonic for me.

His young cousins have been anxious to meet him.

Two weeks without caring for children. What will Alec and I do with ourselves?

Might I suggest a second honeymoon?

Oh.

Drive on.

Oh, Eliza, make sure that he keeps his hat on so he doesn't get a chill.

Bye -bye. Bye. Bye, darling. And remember, he takes his nap at 2 o

don't let it get too overheated.

Bye. Bye -bye.

Well, I'd better go to work, Mother.

Oh, good gracious.

Felix!

Of course, he's not here.

Oh, goodness gracious, is there anything more pathetic than talking to yourself?

Answering yourself.

Well, that's how those gutters kept shape. I meant to get that a month ago,

what with one thing and the other, where did the time go, huh?

Yeah, where did the time go?

Walking around like a ghost. Anything wrong?

Well, it's so quiet.

But he's off registering at medical school.

Felix is working so many shifts at the hotel, I've got no one to talk to but

myself.

To tell you the truth, I'm not really that interesting.

I've never felt that.

I tell you what, why don't we go for a walk? Just the two of us.

Crunch through the leaves in the sugar bush one last time before we're snowed

in, huh?

I don't know.

I'm just... I've got your work to do and I've got to go start our supper.

I don't mind. Supper can wait. Come on. Don't be silly.

I'm just... just having a day.

Will you not understand, woman? The lodge is a secret society

with secret ceremonies, for which we need secret ceremonial regalia.

This was so much easier when Ed Lawson ran the store. He at least was a fellow

brother sworn to uphold the sanctity of the lodge.

I tell you what...

McDonald, why don't you fill up the order form yourself?

I promise not... I promise not so much as even to touch the parcel when it

arrives. Oh, magazines.

Oh, and I know I can count on the lodge to make prompt payment, can't I?

Men really are such children.

Secret societies, indeed.

As if anyone cared what they do in their silly old lodge.

Now, Muriel.

About the Royal Order of the Daughters of the Dominion.

Don't mind if we pin this up on your bulletin board, do you? Of course not,

Harry. But it's about our next regular meeting.

Oh, yes.

We're launching our annual fundraising drive.

We'll be selling raffle tickets on a quilt for the orphan home. Raffle?

Great galloping ghosts.

Do you females not know it's always this time of year that the lodge holds a

raffle for the orphans on a turkey?

Turkey?

There's just so many draws one can make on the charitable purse of family. Yes,

we've been working on our quilt all fall. And we've been fattening up our

bird for a year and a bit. We're already selling tickets.

Who the blithering blue blazes needs another quilt?

That's better. Who needs your tough old bird?

If I was the R .O .D .D., I wouldn't be talking about old birds.

Oh, look, Mr. Grant. Now, now, now, just ignore him, Olivia. Ignore him.

My words, Gurney MacDonald.

We'll raffle off our quilt, all right, and you'll just have to eat your old

turkey. Come.

Along with a good helping of crow.

Thank you, Muriel. Come on.

Not quite a job to take on this time of night.

Well, I've got to do something. I thought I might as well do it while

one underfoot.

Are you going to go out and leave me all alone in the house?

First Wednesday of the month. It's my lodge meeting.

Oh, hell, I forgot.

Well, have a nice meeting.

What is the matter with you, woman? You're dancing out of your skin.

I don't know what's the matter, Alec.

I'm just all alone here in this big empty house and the children away.

You miss your nestlings.

Look, why don't you enjoy the first private time that you've had in years?

You can read a book. You can have a nice long bath.

And I'll be back in a few hours.

Stand still, so storm past.

Ladies, take your place in a world of usefulness.

An extra money implying household skills you already possess.

Right after we haul into the trees, yes.

Yes, I will.

So then Egan Frayne gave us an extensive talk on the weather and how we could

expect heavy snow before Christmas.

The exalted keeper of the treasury passed out tickets for the orphan's

draw.

And then the grand potentate declared business finished. We thank God saved

king. Then there was a sing -along, some cigar smoking, and...

Then we went home.

Well, fellas, any other business?

Your Magnificence, I'd just like to add that the forage in raccoons and

squirrels indicates a heavy dose of snow right through January and on into

March. No, no, that'll make the mudden really back -breaking.

Could make for some top -notch catches in the fur trade.

Thank you, Brother Egan. Is there anything else?

Oh, we may as well have the king then and get to the sing -along.

If I may, Your Magnificence, as Keeper of the Treasury, I feel it prudent at

this time to remind the members that with the RODD competing for our

charity dollar, we need every able -bodied brother out there flogging

this turkey.

And at this time, I'd like to raise the possibility of recruiting additional

members, if anyone can think of a worthy candidate.

Well, lads, can we think of anyone?

What about Felix King?

Felix? Well, he's a bit young, isn't he? Well, he must be nearly 16.

That's old enough.

Well, quite honestly, he's never expressed any interest in the lodge.

Rather, I like the boy as a king, and there hasn't been a king male left out

the lodge in all its years.

Well, I can talk to him.

Well, good. That's it then, lads.

All rise for the king.

I'm so excited about the Acme home industry, Betty.

I mean, I've never worked a day in my life outside the farm, but, well, the

people don't seem to care.

I wrote that I like to sew and bake, and if they could just set me up in some

little business that I could do in my free hours, well, it'd be something else

for me to think about, wouldn't it?

Do you think I'm absolutely mad to even consider it?

I mean, there are lots of useful things I can find to do around the farm. Heaven

knows, up until now, I've been perfectly happy doing that.

I don't know.

Good for you, Janet.

No, it does. It feels good being useful.

Of course, it feels even better making money.

That's right.

What does Alex think about it?

Oh, well, to tell you the truth, for some reason I haven't really been able

talk to him about it.

I'm afraid he won't approve.

Really? Oh, Alex has always been most supportive of my business ventures and

Olivia's too.

Yes, well, I think it'll be different with me.

I'm afraid he won't think me capable.

Oh, now, now, Janet.

Speak to thy fears, woman.

Then generally, you know, they go away, don't they? That's right. You've nothing

to worry about.

No, nothing.

Oh, Alec will get behind you, sure as rain in spring.

Ah, I haven't seen much of you around lately.

I picked up some extra shifts at the hotel.

Oh. Diligence is a good thing, son, but maybe you should find time for...

In the box.

There. Thank you. You know, you should find time for some other things in your

life besides work.

Like? Well, a young man your age should give some thought to community service,

fellowship. Have you seen this advertisement?

Industrious entrepreneurs.

Earn extra money in your free hours.

Free hours?

Felix, you can't be thinking of taking on more work, really. This is becoming a

compulsion. It's not the work I like. It's the money.

Well, don't get involved in some get -rich -scheme and advertise in a

magazine, really.

Why not?

Janet.

Come on, tell him.

Tell him what?

That these are all just shams for unsuspecting dupes and they appeal to

worst instincts in people.

Nobody ever made a dime out of those enterprises except the charlatans who

them on the public.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Well, I mean, your father's right.

He can't believe everything you read in it, Berteson. Just remember the words of

P .T. Barnum. There's a sucker born every minute.

Huh?

King, I've got some parcels for you.

Oh, me? I didn't order anything.

What acme home industry are you going with?

25 pounds of recut leather and 200 unfinished baseballs.

Baseballs? That's what it says, ma 'am. Baseballs.

But now that I see the Acme Home Industry's sewing whiz... Mr. Hymus, if

all the same, I just assume repackage it all and return it to Charlottetown.

Certainly.

Certainly you may return the sewing whiz. So my advertisement says. And

Hymus is a man of his word.

But if you read the print at the bottom of the application which bears your

signature, you will know, of course, that you are responsible for all

costs.

Plus a restocking fee.

And, of course, Acme Home Industry cannot take back any unfinished goods.

we will be billing you for 200 baseballs and the hides.

I have to pay for them? Well, what on earth am I supposed to do with 200

unfinished baseballs?

So the hides on them.

Bye -bye.

I guess I... So baseball.

Porter!

I hope to heaven your father doesn't find out.

Well, I'd better be off.

I'm going to that farm auction in Carmody. Do you want to come along?

I'd best stay home, finish up my sewing.

Well, I'll swing by Gurney McDonald's. We can share the ride.

Will you be gone all day?

Most likely.

See you later tonight.

Bye, dear.

for a bicycle, Felix.

Yeah, well, the chain's broken.

Well, just throw her on the back there, then.

But be careful of Miss McDonald's new hogs.

There we go.

So, Felix, are you going to join us as a lodge brother?

Pardon? The loyal order of the Knights of Prince Edward Island.

Yes, I've been looking for a chance to mention the subject, but...

There just hasn't been one.

You do want to join us at the lodge, brother, don't you, Felix?

I don't know. I suppose.

The lodge is a right and honorable institution.

The Knights of the Island means many things.

It's fellowship.

It's patriotism. It's doing for others less fortunate in the community.

It's your entrance into manhood.

Manhood?

My father belonged to the Knights, Felix, and his father before him.

What exactly does the lodge involve?

What exactly?

You cannot know until you're indoctrinated into our most secretive

You must solemnly swear to uphold the sanctity of the lodge, to learn our

passwords, our signals, and our signs, never to be forgotten upon penalty of

expulsion.

It's an awesome responsibility not to be entered lightly.

I see.

Oh, why not?

Here we go.

This equipment is designed to fail.

I've never seen such a flimsy contraption.

I must be doing something wrong. How many have I got so far?

Oh, well, it's a penny a ball.

You're 15 cents richer.

Yes, well, I'll just have to try harder tomorrow. And in the meantime, I'd

better get this all put away before Alec gets back.

I'm a reasonably heavy person, Impolite. I'll figure this out.

It's going to take you two months.

How long can you keep Alec away from the house?

You'll tell him, won't I?

I'll find a way.

Alec, what in the name of heaven is that?

I'm going down to find out.

Digger, what on earth are you chewing on?

My baseball.

Of all the harebrained notions, getting caught up in a flim -flam of this sort,

why wouldn't you tell me?

Well, I didn't want you to know, because I knew you'd carry on like this.

I'd carry on.

And who was it who signed a contract obligating himself to pay... How much is

it?

I'm not exactly sure.

Oh, shipping fees and restocking charges. Of course, there's the cost of

materials.

Well, I don't know. I have to contact the Acme Home Industries.

Well, I used to wonder where Felix got it.

From the ward side.

What a loo -loo of an idea.

Well, never mind. I'll contact your Mr. Heinz at Acme and get an exact figure,

and then I can get a bank draft, and then it'll all be done.

Stop this nonsense.

You're always right, aren't you, Alan?

make a mistake, do you? Or at least not one you'd ever admit to.

Janet, what has possessed you now?

I made a mistake. I'm so sorry.

We wards are mere mortals, unlike you kings.

I'm just trying to get you out of this jam.

Oh, well, thank you very much, and I'll get myself out. I made this jam, and

I'll lie in it.

I'm not sure if I heard you correctly.

What did you say happened?

The dog ate them.

Mr. Hymas, are you still there?

I'm still here.

Well, I will pay you back. I just need time. I do have my egg money.

Madam, your chickens had better lay golden eggs. You owe us nearly $48.

Well, I just have to say that I don't think it was entirely my fault. That

sewing wiz is rather, well, flimsy. Madam, we have had hundreds of satisfied

sewers.

Yes, perhaps we...

Could we work out terms?

Terms?

Oh, please, please.

Do call me Heath.

Oh, Mrs. King, I feel that I know you.

May I call you Janet?

Oh, I suppose so.

Well, Janet, I can offer you something better than time.

I can offer you an opportunity.

Now, according to Mr. Hymas, if I can just sell these three cases of Acme

White bluing, well, I can cover all my expenses and maybe keep a few dollars

extra.

How in heaven's name are you going to get rid of this much soap? I don't think

there's enough laundry in all of Avonlea. According to Mr. Hymas, Acme

White gets laundry so sparkling, it practically sells itself.

According to Mr.

Hymas.

What's going on? Mr. Tremaine and Mr. O'Donnell have agreed to sponsor you

the order of the Knights of Pee Island.

But speak only when spoken to, son.

So, lads, how go your turkey tickets? Oh, not very well, I'm afraid.

Those dratted daughters of the Dominion have so cut into our business.

Our only consolation is their blasted coat tickets are selling no better.

I've arranged for the use of a dining room at the White Sands for young

initiation. We can seal off the room from the prying eyes of the public so

our most secret of secret ceremonies can remain well hid.

That way we can retain the solemnity of the investiture and get a nice wee bit

of trifle afterward.

I booked the room for Tuesday next.

So, Felix, are you prepared to enter into the proud ranks of the Order of the

Knights of the Island and join us as a man among men?

Well, yes, I suppose so.

I was just wondering, what is it that the Order of the Knights of P .E. Island

do exactly?

Well, we discuss matters of mutual interest.

Oh, like politics?

Oh, politics.

The weather.

It's not important what we discuss, Felix.

You see, it's a matter of fellowship.

We're mainly farmers, and, well, we're at the mercy of the elements, and it's

important to know that there are other people in the same boat who can lend a

hand when it's needed.

But why does it have to be a secret?

Because... Because... It always has been.

And it's fun.

If I could have your attention, please, Olivia. I would like to demonstrate how

Acme Bright White patented agents work so effectively, they make old cloth look

like new.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

And this was achieved after only one washing.

Not only does Acme Bright White make your dainties gleam, but it

makes them soft.

as goose down.

The more you add, the softer they get. Just feel and compare.

And I can assure you,

Simon, the same wonders can be worked on your bed and table in as well as your

hotel uniforms.

And of course, buying in volume, there would be a substantial discount.

Ah.

Mrs. King, have you sufficient stock to advance me a case?

Oh, hello, Janet.

I just ordered one bottle of Superior Bright White Bluing. Well, good timing.

I'm just about to do some whites.

Oh.

No, no, no.

Let me help you with that kettle. All right.

Have you heard what's been going around about Prince George?

The Prince of Wales? Yeah.

Oh, Eleanor, excuse me.

There's written there from Ontario, and she says that the rumor's just flying

there that the prince is going to come to Canada and open the Royal Winter Fair

in Toronto.

Oh, how fancy.

Wouldn't it be grand to go down and see him?

Well, Hattie is just beside herself.

Why? She's not going, is she?

Well, no, no, no, but she reasons that the prince will have to sail right past

.E. Island, and they might just drop in.

Well, we'd better get out of this sparkling.

Aren't we all glad we've got our...

Powerful bright white fluid. We certainly are.

Well, it certainly smells powerful.

It says here it's heat activated.

Here we go. Just drop them in. Just drop them in and I'll add the cream.

Feels like it's working.

I told you plainly not to pester me at my place of work.

Can I please stay a wee while?

I just want to hear about them princesses and His Highness and that.

Well, stay put.

But for Pete's sake, don't make a peep or a wafer.

Right this way, Mrs. King. Oh, Mrs. King!

I only wanted to tell you, Mrs. King, how agog we are about your bluing.

We've all laundered with it. I've instructed my girl to use it, and she's

all my things lovely and fresh.

We all know you've got a hired girl, Eleanor McHugh.

I only wanted to say, Mrs. King, that thanks to your bluing, my dainties look

like new.

And what an endorsement that is.

Oh, well, thank you.

My little girl is so excited about meeting royalty.

Oh, she keeps talking about his highness and practicing her curtsy. You know,

being all grand and that.

So, do you think it could be true?

What? About the prince coming.

I mean, if it ever happened, I think I'd fall down dead.

But look at it, Marla.

It's already been suffered by some strange melody.

Call her.

It's never happened before today.

Never bothered me before, but with the room getting warmer and... Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Ladies.

Attention, ladies, please.

Attention.

The flag.

And now, with your kind permission, I should like to begin.

I am reminding all present of our treasured connection to the

crown of England.

For it is as a British subject that we continue to enjoy the fair and the...

Fair Britannia.

Go on ahead.

Oh, they're driving me mad.

Dad,

I haven't done anything differently.

Except Janet King's bluing.

It is, it is.

There's something defective in your bluing. I've got to stop here.

Mrs. King, we have never had a single complaint about our blueing. You insult

me. And as far as I'm concerned, you owe us for three cases, plus the $48 still

outstanding. It gave all of us hives.

Everyone wants their money back, and as far as I'm concerned, I don't blame them

one little bit.

Becky, leave that alone.

His Highness will be on next Tuesday's train to Avonlea.

His Highness!

His Highness is taking the Tuesday train to Avonlea!

The Prince is coming to Avonlea? That's what he said. Honest to Pete.

He heard it.

Not eavesdropping, mind you. I mean, quite accidental.

Over the telephone.

A man said it. His Highness will be on the Tuesday train.

That's ridiculous.

His Highness unannounced with no one to greet him.

No one of retirement to extend an official welcome.

No,

it's not possible.

Oh, but, Eddie, what if he really is coming?

We're not ready.

No, no, no, I assure you. If the prince were coming on Tuesday, someone would...

It's not the royal order of the daughters of the Dominion, then who, I

Precisely. Why, someone would have plans afoot.

And you can't have plans of that scale afoot in Avonlea without all of Avonlea

knowing. Exactly.

Why, someone would be holding a reception.

That's only reasonable. You couldn't keep that hush -hush.

They'd have to book the reception at a hotel, and, well, it would be this

so... Somebody has booked the White Sands for next Tuesday.

And it is very hush -hush.

Who?

The loyal order of the Knights of P .E. Island.

We'll see about that.

Those fools.

May you serve her right to raffle to the orphans. They may deprive us of our

revenue for the quilt, but never...

Never shall we, daughters of the Dominion, be denied our royal family.

Thank you, Molly.

Vicki.

The Prince.

Are you mad?

Go on.

Confirm or deny.

Is the Order of the Knights of P .E. Island having a banquet here on Tuesday

night? Yes or no?

I am not at liberty to say.

Aha. So you are one of them. In cahoots with that bunch, are you?

The knights of P .E. Island are having an extraordinary guest at the banquet.

Yes or no?

I will not reveal that information.

It goes against my pledge as a lodge brother and as a hotel proprietor.

He's hiding something.

Did you ever see a guiltier look?

Never fear, Olivia.

It'll be a frosty Friday before anyone gets royalty past Hetty Kate. Come on.

Thank you.

Oh,

ladies, um...

I do think it's of the utmost importance that we, the daughters of the Dominion,

be thoroughly, thoroughly familiar with the protocol of reception.

Let me demonstrate.

Millie, you begin.

Now, upon being presented to a royal personage,

one curses, so.

Extending a gloved hand, so.

And then drops one's head so and utters quite clearly, Your Royal

Highness.

There. Now, let's all try it. You first, Eleanor McHugh, if you will.

Of course.

Lord and ladies, Mrs. Eleanor McHugh of Carmody.

I am determined to work off my debt to Acme. Oh.

That reminds me. I'm sorry, Janet.

This arrived for you.

The Acme Home Industries icing whiz.

I'm perfectly capable of icing in the old -fashioned way.

How can Mr. Hymus keep doing this to me?

Janet, you're being bamboozled by this Hymus fellow. Oh, I know, I know.

I'd like you to let someone abuse your good nature. Not like this.

I know.

Oh, what's the matter with me?

What in the world are people going to think?

Janet.

No one thinks badly of you.

No one.

Can I get you anything?

A cup of tea?

Thank you, Muriel.

You've got your own work to do. Oh, Piffle, you're always doing for others.

Why not let someone fuss over you for a change?

I'd be Mr. Hymus.

Write him a letter.

Let him have a right piece of your mind.

Tell him that he'll get his money when you have it, and not a minute before.

But, you know, he's threatening to come to Allen Lee.

Come all this way for a few measly dollars?

Oh, no.

Janet, you call his bluff.

Tell him to go blow off steam at somebody else.

All right, then.

I will.

Good for you.

Oh, he won't get a...

Blessed nickel for me until I'm good and ready. And Muriel, I'm going to call

him now and tell him.

Tell me, good fellow, where can I get a taxi?

Taxi? In Avonlea?

Ain't none.

They pay me to meet the train for the guests at the White Sands Hotel.

I can take you there if you like.

Foot firm and face fast.

Stand still till storm past.

Come aboard.

Well, are you ready to come downstairs?

I think so.

Son, I... I'm really proud of you.

What have I done?

You know, the day I joined the lodge, my father tried to tell me something, but

words failed him.

Something about how I was soon becoming a man, and I remember thinking, what's

the matter with a crazy fool? Can't he see I'm a man already?

Well, it's taken me all these years until this moment to realize what he was

fumbling to say.

I can't...

Put it into words any better, Felix, other than to say that it is...

truly wonderful, and yet... somehow frightening to see your child grown up.

And realize that... you're a young man now.

You'll never be my little boy again.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How are we going to get the prince?

He's not in there.

Perhaps we could present ourselves before he comes down.

Excellent idea, Eleanor.

The locks to the pouches that speak make a dignified first impression.

But which room, I wonder, isn't really a royal suite, you know?

I wonder if you can tell us which room His Highness is in.

Who?

Oh!

He's high.

Unfortunately, that doesn't reach him.

Oh, Hattie!

Hattie! What am I doing?

I,

Felix King, do solemnly swear to obey the laws of the Order of the Knights of

.E. Island.

to uphold and defend the honor and dignity of His Majesty the King. And

all else, be a good neighbor and...

What

in South Hill do you want?

Good evening.

We have... Come to see His Highness.

I'm Heath Hymas.

Sir, we are not common fools.

What kind of fools are you, then? We are daughters of the Dominion, Empress of

India chapter.

We have seen the royal family in pictures.

I have a cake plate of the coronation with the whole works of them on it. I

don't know your game, but you are no more Prince George than I am an

imposter, I'll wager.

No, sir, you are not His Highness.

His Highness?

I'm Heath... I'm Heath Hymas.

Oh, Mr.

Hymas, of course.

What brings you to Avonlea?

Business? I'm here in Avonlea for one purpose only, and that is to lay my

on Janet King.

Is that her?

What? Janet?

Janet King.

Janet King.

Janet King. Janet King.

Stop, woman.

You try to make a fool out of the wrong man, Janet King. I have a fine contract.

Oh, yes.

Well, I have something mentioned.

You'll try to deceive me, as you have, oh, heaven knows how many other

unsuspecting females.

You, you, you, you wouldn't take back my baseballs.

Baseballs? What is going on here?

You sent me dreadful detergents.

That bluing is a public menace. Sad reprobate. I spent two days in a bath of

salt. Yes, at me home industry, there's a sham that shills unsuspecting dupes.

Well, Janet King is no man's dupe.

I'm sorry you cannot wrap your tiny little head around legitimate business,

in my books, you, Janet King, are worse than a dupe.

You are a Welsh, a cheat, and very nearly a thief. How dare you?

Don't you come a step further. Mrs. King, you didn't waste your cake.

Hold on. The woman you're insulting, sir, is my wife.

Alex, please.

Listen.

You are a wimp.

and then you're product and effective and you know it.

This woman has attempted to swindle me, brothers, out of an excess of

$50. I call upon your solemn oath as fellows of the loyal order of the

of Prince Edward Island to stand behind me.

Sir,

for the love of people.

What have I joined here?

I swore to be a good neighbor.

Is my mother not your neighbor?

Look here, Granny MacDonald.

Surely the lodge isn't going to side with this man over our challenge.

This man wears the emblems of a lodge member.

But it would shame us all to call him brother.

What I demand justice be done.

And so it shall.

On behalf of the Order, I would like to apologize for the unbrotherly conduct of

our errant past member.

You would.

Well, I should say so.

Hattie King, I wasn't speaking to you or the R .O .D .D. Oh, for pity's sake,

stop it, both of you. There's been enough squabbling this evening.

Felix was right.

We are, after all, neighbours.

Isn't it about time that the R .O .D .D. and the Knights of Prince Edward Island

found some way to get along?

Gentlemen, please, won't you join us for cake?

Yes, yes.

And, uh, you two.

It's true how big you can be and find some way to get along.

Well, Miss King, it's too bad you didn't find your prince.

But I must say, you look every inch of Cinderella.

That's a lovely frock you have there.

Thank you, Gurney.

Yours is quite lovely, too.

So, it settles. Yes, we'll offer our quilt so that both organizations can

tickets on it. And we'll donate the turkey directly to the orphan. Ah. I

it only makes sense that our organizations work together.

True. I suppose we do both serve the same community.

To Avonlea? To the king. The king.

Shine, little glowworm, glimmer.

Shine, little glowworm, glimmer.

Look, Alec, let really be our son.

That tall, grown -up young man.

My dear, are you still worried about how we're going to fill in the time in our

dotage?

No.

I don't think I am.

Wouldn't you like to see into our future?

And lead us on to love.