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Somehow I got final meningitis.

Injecting all that hashbray in my spine.

It's a super cheap way to party.

If you ain't killed some brain cells every time.

Good luck getting that child support check from me now.

the tram going

down for the kill

yeah all juicy and

furry oh yeah you just want to slap that thing right

Do -de -do -de -do, do -de -da -da -da. Damn, Daddy, you're about damn knocked

over with the breaking tree.

Step around here and feast your eyes on this year.

Damn. Yep, you seen it right.

Is him some of them, uh... Truck nuts.

Well, I'll be damned.

Mm -hmm. You spent the break money on truck nuts, didn't you?

Yep. Now the world can know that this truck here is a masculinified man.

Well, I guess that means Granny's a man, too. What the hell did you say, boy?

Here's just some nuts.

Ooh, look at that jiggle. Where the hell did you get them in chrome?

I mean, I looked everywhere.

Chrome truck nuts, not org.

Ah, mainstream's caught on.

Pointless fad. Ooh, they's nice.

Buying a plastic genital that comes down to pie. Can I have one of them? Of

course, go ahead.

All right. Stop them on your roller skates. Fun for the whole family.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

No, son, it ain't really Scott's alien.

It's worse.

Ain't we done been through this?

More babies don't do us no damn good.

Hey, get off my back. You know them guys don't like condoms. And neither do I.

Hell, I don't use them. It ain't the same.

Daddy, I think she's out.

Stop. Super buzzed.

You know, Daddy, they're kind of cute.

I mean, what if we just kept this back, Daddy?

You know, become a family proper.

You're right, son.

Who, me? I tell you what. Round up all your new brothers and sisters.

Hell, we're going into town to see Saw III at the dollar. Hell, yeah!

Everybody but me.

All right, come on, y 'all. Come on, step right in to the movies.

Yeah, see what Hollyweird has cooked up next.

Get your good feet now.

You don't want to miss them previews. Daddy, this ain't the movies. No movies.

Lake boat.

Well, we got candy in here.

You like candy, right?

Yeah, satisfy your little sweet tooth. Come on in.

Get on in there.

All right, fine.

A little too old. Maybe I should have got you sooner.

Daddy, it's the fuzz. Stop right there.

Drop that bag.

And hop on this banana with me.

This thing will go 80, man.

Damn, look at that.

And look on the back.

Truck nuts.

Damn bandwagon. We'll tear ass all over this lake.

That is cool as hell, let me tell you.

Hey, Sheriff, the taxpayers pay for that.

Oh, well.

Of course it did. It's part of my... Al -Qaeda is gone across the county line.

The lake is secure now.

Oh.

Say, could you... You want me to get your shelter?

That's a big dead boy.

You read my mind.

Oh, that feels good.

You like that?

A little over to the left there, right?

There you go.

We got raw children.

Say, Early.

No, wait. Don't stop, Rusty.

What you got in the bag there, bud?

Nothing this lake won't fit. Now, hold on a minute, Early. Wait.

What is this?

Early, I don't think I can let you off the hook on this one, son.

All right, then.

Well, you're off the hook.

D -Fact said they don't want any part of this.

Chef? Why these babies ain't be moving any much?

Well, I'd say it's a combination of maybe diabetes and extremely powerful

addiction to crack.

And these two are pregnant. And these three here, well, they've been fatally

stabbed. Looks like.

Well, this one here is feeling better.

Well, look at you.

Ain't you a little pistol?

Oh, no. That is a pistol.

Sweet bejesus. Somebody call the doctor.

Time to bring up this.

Well,

hell yeah!

I tried to twist him up, but he wouldn't have it.

This old boy's wild. We're about to have to keep this one. Now, what about all

these? Take them to the movies.

Come on, quickly.

Jimmy Dean.

Now, who would be calling you at this hour?

Ricky Jack.

Now, I done told you, boy.

Talk to him after the movie.

Family plans.

Come on.

You got it. You got it.

I'm barely holding you.

Yeah, you're doing it. You're doing it. Come on, you got it. Make that shotgun

hole bigger. Get a good flow.

I'm barely shaking it.

You're doing it.

Come on, you got it. Cut that wheel. Cut the wheel.

Yeah,

you got it. Now, take your safety off.

That's right. Now, show your mean business. Blow his hand off now.

Yeah,

come on. You can do it. You got it. Get them keys.

That's right.

I'm barely choking him. I'm barely breathing.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, he's adorable.

I want them in glossy and matte.

The high dollar package.

Ain't no snippets for my boy.

You done good, son.

Here you go. Pull yourself a dip.

For you are now the original gator hater. Woo!

But you said I was the original gator hater, Daddy.

Nope. You remember that time when you punched out your own teeth to show them

gators how tough you were?

Ha, ha, ha!

Go, dog! Sick 'em!

Me and you, we had that bond, that gator hater bond.

I have re -invalidated the saturation, and I have convoluted that you ain't

wild. You're mild.

Besides, I think you might have got the gay genes. Now, wait a minute now. I

ain't gay, Daddy. No, no, don't beg.

We had us a good run, son.

You know.

Good memories.

But it's Herschel's time now. But Daddy, did you say Herschel? Yes. I have

dubbed the Herschel Walker counter them dogs as hell, don't they?

He's a prodigy.

Oh. Let's go Herschel Walker counter them dogs as hell, don't they? Where y

going? The final test.

Men only. You stay here and breastfeed the sissy for them. But my milk ain't

come in yet.

That's all right, Ricky Jack. I hear you and Jimmy Dean and I'm coming.

Oh, I was just kidding.

Didn't want that other fella trying to come along and ruin things.

Always conserving safety and had helmets and glasses.

Dr.

Walker, listen to me.

This prank will end soon.

When it does, pull me to the hospital.

Walker. Don't leave me. Help.

Son.

Thank the Lord you're back.

Please pull me to the foot.

No, my lid.

My face will sunburn.

Herschel. Herschel Walker.

Daddy? Daddy, can you hear me?

My baby boy.

Yeah, Daddy, it's me.

It's going to be just fine now. He was adorable.

Here, take this image and blazing it on a denim jacket.

Have it read, the good one.

Come on, Daddy. Let's try our new tentacles or something.

Come on.

You got it. You got it. You're doing it, Daddy. Come on.

Down these legs.

Well, Daddy, you got one of them, uh, this belly checks. We could use that to

buy you a wheelchair. No. You take this to town, and you buy me one of them

inflatable rockin' Santa Clauses and a bubble globe.

Where we gonna put that?

On the trampoline in the yard. Right next to the Elvis Rocker jukebox.

Now go on.

All right, then.

You never get scored as a parent.

Like in bowling.

But you should.

Because then I would receive the gold medal for love.

I know that boy will make a name for himself one day.

He'll be a world famous trucker.

Or maybe I'll spot him one night in the battle cage.

A mysterious eight -legged scrapper executing a perfect rear naked choke on

the Maniac Sylvia.

And I'll say, that's my boy.

That is marvelous.