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Somehow I got final meningitis.

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Injecting all that hashbray in my spine.

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It's a super cheap way to party.

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If you ain't killed some brain cells
every time.

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Good luck getting that child support
check from me now.

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the tram going

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down for the kill

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yeah all juicy and

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furry oh yeah you just want to slap that
thing right

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Do -de -do -de -do, do -de -da -da -da.
Damn, Daddy, you're about damn knocked

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over with the breaking tree.

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Step around here and feast your eyes on
this year.

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Damn. Yep, you seen it right.

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Is him some of them, uh... Truck nuts.

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Well, I'll be damned.

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Mm -hmm. You spent the break money on
truck nuts, didn't you?

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Yep. Now the world can know that this
truck here is a masculinified man.

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Well, I guess that means Granny's a man,
too. What the hell did you say, boy?

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Here's just some nuts.

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Ooh, look at that jiggle. Where the hell
did you get them in chrome?

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I mean, I looked everywhere.

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Chrome truck nuts, not org.

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Ah, mainstream's caught on.

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Pointless fad. Ooh, they's nice.

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Buying a plastic genital that comes down
to pie. Can I have one of them? Of

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course, go ahead.

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All right. Stop them on your roller
skates. Fun for the whole family.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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No, son, it ain't really Scott's alien.

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It's worse.

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Ain't we done been through this?

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More babies don't do us no damn good.

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Hey, get off my back. You know them guys
don't like condoms. And neither do I.

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Hell, I don't use them. It ain't the
same.

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Daddy, I think she's out.

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Stop. Super buzzed.

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You know, Daddy, they're kind of cute.

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I mean, what if we just kept this back,
Daddy?

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You know, become a family proper.

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You're right, son.

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Who, me? I tell you what. Round up all
your new brothers and sisters.

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Hell, we're going into town to see Saw
III at the dollar. Hell, yeah!

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Everybody but me.

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All right, come on, y 'all. Come on,
step right in to the movies.

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Yeah, see what Hollyweird has cooked up
next.

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Get your good feet now.

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You don't want to miss them previews.
Daddy, this ain't the movies. No movies.

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Lake boat.

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Well, we got candy in here.

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You like candy, right?

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Yeah, satisfy your little sweet tooth.
Come on in.

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Get on in there.

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All right, fine.

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A little too old. Maybe I should have
got you sooner.

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Daddy, it's the fuzz. Stop right there.

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Drop that bag.

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And hop on this banana with me.

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This thing will go 80, man.

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Damn, look at that.

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And look on the back.

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Truck nuts.

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Damn bandwagon. We'll tear ass all over
this lake.

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That is cool as hell, let me tell you.

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Hey, Sheriff, the taxpayers pay for
that.

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Oh, well.

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Of course it did. It's part of my... Al
-Qaeda is gone across the county line.

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The lake is secure now.

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Oh.

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Say, could you... You want me to get
your shelter?

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That's a big dead boy.

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You read my mind.

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Oh, that feels good.

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You like that?

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A little over to the left there, right?

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There you go.

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We got raw children.

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Say, Early.

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No, wait. Don't stop, Rusty.

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What you got in the bag there, bud?

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Nothing this lake won't fit. Now, hold
on a minute, Early. Wait.

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What is this?

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Early, I don't think I can let you off
the hook on this one, son.

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All right, then.

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Well, you're off the hook.

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D -Fact said they don't want any part of
this.

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Chef? Why these babies ain't be moving
any much?

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Well, I'd say it's a combination of
maybe diabetes and extremely powerful

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addiction to crack.

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And these two are pregnant. And these
three here, well, they've been fatally

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stabbed. Looks like.

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Well, this one here is feeling better.

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Well, look at you.

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Ain't you a little pistol?

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Oh, no. That is a pistol.

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Sweet bejesus. Somebody call the doctor.

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Time to bring up this.

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Well,

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hell yeah!

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I tried to twist him up, but he wouldn't
have it.

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This old boy's wild. We're about to have
to keep this one. Now, what about all

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these? Take them to the movies.

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Come on, quickly.

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Jimmy Dean.

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Now, who would be calling you at this
hour?

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Ricky Jack.

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Now, I done told you, boy.

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Talk to him after the movie.

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Family plans.

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Come on.

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You got it. You got it.

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I'm barely holding you.

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Yeah, you're doing it. You're doing it.
Come on, you got it. Make that shotgun

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hole bigger. Get a good flow.

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I'm barely shaking it.

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You're doing it.

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Come on, you got it. Cut that wheel. Cut
the wheel.

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Yeah,

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you got it. Now, take your safety off.

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That's right. Now, show your mean
business. Blow his hand off now.

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Yeah,

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come on. You can do it. You got it. Get
them keys.

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That's right.

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I'm barely choking him. I'm barely
breathing.

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Oh, look at that.

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Oh, he's adorable.

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I want them in glossy and matte.

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The high dollar package.

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Ain't no snippets for my boy.

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You done good, son.

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Here you go. Pull yourself a dip.

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For you are now the original gator
hater. Woo!

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But you said I was the original gator
hater, Daddy.

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Nope. You remember that time when you
punched out your own teeth to show them

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gators how tough you were?

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Ha, ha, ha!

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Go, dog! Sick 'em!

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Me and you, we had that bond, that gator
hater bond.

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I have re -invalidated the saturation,
and I have convoluted that you ain't

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wild. You're mild.

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Besides, I think you might have got the
gay genes. Now, wait a minute now. I

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ain't gay, Daddy. No, no, don't beg.

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We had us a good run, son.

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You know.

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Good memories.

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But it's Herschel's time now. But Daddy,
did you say Herschel? Yes. I have

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dubbed the Herschel Walker counter them
dogs as hell, don't they?

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He's a prodigy.

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Oh. Let's go Herschel Walker counter
them dogs as hell, don't they? Where y

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going? The final test.

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Men only. You stay here and breastfeed
the sissy for them. But my milk ain't

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come in yet.

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That's all right, Ricky Jack. I hear you
and Jimmy Dean and I'm coming.

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Oh, I was just kidding.

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Didn't want that other fella trying to
come along and ruin things.

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Always conserving safety and had helmets
and glasses.

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Dr.

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Walker, listen to me.

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This prank will end soon.

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When it does, pull me to the hospital.

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Walker. Don't leave me. Help.

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Son.

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Thank the Lord you're back.

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Please pull me to the foot.

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No, my lid.

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My face will sunburn.

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Herschel. Herschel Walker.

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Daddy? Daddy, can you hear me?

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My baby boy.

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Yeah, Daddy, it's me.

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It's going to be just fine now. He was
adorable.

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Here, take this image and blazing it on
a denim jacket.

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Have it read, the good one.

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Come on, Daddy. Let's try our new
tentacles or something.

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Come on.

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You got it. You got it. You're doing it,
Daddy. Come on.

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Down these legs.

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Well, Daddy, you got one of them, uh,
this belly checks. We could use that to

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buy you a wheelchair. No. You take this
to town, and you buy me one of them

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inflatable rockin' Santa Clauses and a
bubble globe.

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Where we gonna put that?

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On the trampoline in the yard. Right
next to the Elvis Rocker jukebox.

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Now go on.

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All right, then.

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You never get scored as a parent.

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Like in bowling.

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But you should.

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Because then I would receive the gold
medal for love.

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I know that boy will make a name for
himself one day.

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He'll be a world famous trucker.

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Or maybe I'll spot him one night in the
battle cage.

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A mysterious eight -legged scrapper
executing a perfect rear naked choke on

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the Maniac Sylvia.

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And I'll say, that's my boy.

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That is marvelous.